_ _ ! : < I _ _ _ _ _ _ K I mi mi m H | HIS LAST MESSAGE. HJp THE PRESIDENT HAS IT NEARLY ' Hf'V FINISHED. ) i TIio Docnmcnt to ho a ZCotublo Stntn Ift- HK per Duo Attention Will lo I'ald to Bn Foreign Affair * , Kspeclnlly Cuba and Kfl Turkey Duties on Tea mid Coffee May B Be Advocated. ! _ _ _ _ _ _ [ il I EV/ TIio I'rcKldcnt's JHcHxago. K "Washington , Nov. 28. President RL Cleveland has been devoting a great Kl ) | deal of time to his annual message h' during the past week , and now has it B % v/cll in hand , fco that it can be finished Kl in a couple of days. It is expected to Hn he one of the ablest public documents K Mr. Cleveland lias written during his B two terms. It will be in a sense his T/ > 'farewell to the American people as B $ . their chief executive and there is little HV ' doubt that lie will embrace the oppor- K tunity to mark out the course he be- ft' % licves ought to be followed by the B f | national government for the maintcn- L * nnee and development of the honor and H Kf j prosperity of the country. H H 'i Foreign affair's will naturally claim my > , considerable attention and the Presi- Bl' dent-will have an opportunity to eon- B' ' gratulate congress and the country B upon the solution of the Venezuelan B boundary controversy in a manner H honorable and satisfactory alike to the B United States and to Great Britain Hl 'an(1 Venezuela. The condition of af- K fairs in Turkey will be discussed in de- H HE tail , and the President will show that Pv the ordinary diplomatic agencies have | Hflfjr sufficed for the protection of American K 'fc and propertyin the Turkish cm- H < ' - ne lastparagraphs of the message H } to be written will be those dealing with R the situation in Cuba. He will avail K'J himself of the latest po iolc informa- Hf\v tion as to the military situation in the B1j < island and the prospects for the early K ; ' ] success or failure of the insurgents H'i * r may have much to do with shaping his Hvt poliey. Present indications are that K < J ? he will make no radical recommenda- M ' tiens on this subject. Other foreign K/3 questions in which the United States | l & ' are interested will be touched upon _ _ _ _ Bi v briefly. H > Secretary Carlisle is preparing data H [ looking to a recommendation for in- B creasing the revenue of the govern- J j < ment by imposing revenue duties on K | • ' tea and coffee and by increasing the V\ & $ internal revenue tax on beer. The ELW President will doubtless express his _ PI approval of these recommendations. B/ The financial reform recommendations Vi/ of the message will be along the line BbvBb T of Mr. Cleveland's former reeommend- \ , 'f ations , and will have as their basis the _ _ _ _ B\lA.t advocacy of the single gold standard BBBBj V/ as the foundation of the monetary sys- H \ 4 tern of the country. The retirement BSBBb - > f ' of the greenbacks and the Sherman BbBBV ? Jj notes will be recommended , so as to V"k , take the government entirely out of /V nc business of issuing promissory notes. Banking reform will be rec- H\f ommended at the same time , to enable BSBBv V'- the banks of the country to issue eir- BbBV t'f culating notes which will be safe and BSBM / , which can be expanded or contracted Br in volume to meet the needs of the K C business of the country. wk v Mr. Cleveland is alive to the neces- BSBT % . ' sity of continuing the expansion of the B ) j , navy and of constructing coast deV - V B . fenses to put the country in a condi- H B Vf \ lion to resist foreign aggre ssion , and f . / ne recommendations on these lines n made by Secretaries Lament and Her- Bf # j bert in their annual reports will be BV jk -seconded in the message. B J/ / " WAR DEPARTMENT. BBB i& -Secretary ILatnont lieports on the Con- BBW T , dltiou of Uncle Ssm's Army. V - . * & ( " \Vasiiijotok , jS'ov. . 2S. In his an- B S Vs' -nuai x-eport , Secretary Lament renews B J' x Jiis previous recommendation that the K / V infantry be reorganized on the general B \ . { idea of three light and mobile bat- BSf j -talions of four companies each to the jW'/ regiment instead of the cumbersome K pi ten company formation adopted a cen- M \ < tury ago and abandoned b3 * other naB - B } lions since the development of modern BS& * f * magazine rifles , and he quoted Gen- B f' erals Sherman and Sheridan and Lieu- K / tenant General Schofield in support of K l * 1 4hc necessity of this reorganization of H - ' i' the infantrv. BBBBW * / BB , \ \ The completion alreadyof some V \ \ coast defenses and the aiiproaching BbT J J completion of other modern batteries BSfc * - , * rendemeecssary a larger force of ar- Hl Ji.\ tillerists. but no other increase of the Hp'Vi } -army is asked for. The plan of sea H v | < ; east defense involves a hundred dis- B ft "tr * linct batteries in over twenty harbors. V fti The number of line officers serving K > M -with their commands is larger than at H y % any time since.the war , and the secre- BJ 7 tary expresses the belief that still ft further changes can be made to ad- BhF v -vantage in this direction. L . The report shows that , according to * * * * r\ the of - , statements department com- " * " jnanders , the dicipline of the troeps j was never better than now. The number f ber of trials by general court martial I -was about 10 per cent less during the wt 1 I * jast year than the year before. & * i In no previous year of the history of Bk : ' the army has theliealth of the troops B * w "been so satisfactory. B - j , Under the new recruiting system , B | c 8.40S men were enlisted last year , of Brs JE' -ivhom nearly one-half were secured at Bt i garrisoned posts without expense. B B"w V Desertion in the army is decreasing. B M5 M Deserters in 1S33 numbered 3,578 ; in ' 111 1S93 , only 1GS2 , and last year , 1,3C3. B 311 The thirtr-five officers assigned to B w duty with the national guard of the B B Mk states report steady improvement in V i ! anililia. BB 1 Castles Rcaqli Xcw York. B W Xkw Yokk , 2sov. 2S. Walter M. V' ' * ' Castle of San Francisco , with his wife B J and little boy , arrived here to-day on B | r "tQe steamer. llaveL BW. w | A ropullst Pays a 2\"ovel Wager. B K Macox , Mo. , Nov. 2S. In responding BB. 1 * ° a toast in Chariton countjr yesterday B B f Captain John M. London of Macon , the H jag Populist leader of the First district , BlK -delivered a McKinley speech in satis- H . % faction of an agreement before the P7 Jf > election witli his sister. Mrs. Susan B P W' Conrad , who agreed to made a Bryan BW S ecch in case of the latter ' s election. * BB W Tha Shall Will Eule In Person. B Mi Teiiekax , Nov. 2S. Thc shah an- Bv Mr nounees that hereafter he will dispense B gS witii a premier and .vill preside in par- B W * son over the cabinet , which will eon- P pl ; eist of twelve ministers , I GEN. WEYLER TALKS. Occupies the Iusnr entK' l'oHltlon * With * outA ny fiorlous Itinlntance. Uavaxa , Nov. 23. General Weylcr said to-day of his Pinar del Itio experi ences : "I went over all the northern hills and occupied the insurgents' po sitions without any serious resistance upon the part of the enemy. Cacaera- jacara and Kubi , which the insurgents claimed were impregnable , were occu pied by our troops after dislodging the enemy. At Rubi he offered the great est resistance , but yielded after a few hours' fighting. "Wo found no trace of Maceo's people after that , although all the other points were reconnoitercd by small detachments from our 'col umns. The southerly points were also reconnoitercd and the positions where the rebels had encamped are now in possession of our troops. There remains still to be reconnoitercd the range of hills in the eastern part of the province. Maceo has nothing left for him to do but to scatter his follow ers into small parties in order to en able them to escape our columns which are now hunting for them , since they offer no resistance and refuse to ac cept a meeting with our troops , who are chasing them in all directions. I am confident of' shortly pacifying Pinar del Kio , since all the strategic points are in in } ' hands and because of the constant activity of our troops in all directions , which completely hinders the escape of the small groups of in surgents , who arc now ilecing before them in disorder. " CUBANS CLAIM VICTORY. Declare Tlmt TVoylcr Suffered Defeat In a Pinar Del Rio Flplit. New Yokk , Nov. 28. The Cuban junta in this city claims to have re ceived full confirmation of the report that Antonio Maceo defeated Captain General Weyler in the Itubi mountains of Pinar del Rio and the following ac count of the battle is furnished by the secretary of the junta : "General Wey- lcr's forces , wliile marching through the Itubi mountains , about thirty miles from Havana , were attacked by Maceo's army. The charge was so sudden and played such havoc with the troops that the insurgents were able to pour several volleys into the Spanish ranks before the latter could rally and return the fire. The battle was short , sharp and desperate and General Weyler , seeing his men were fighting at a disadvantage , and were being slaughtered , ordered a retreat , leaving over 1.000 dead and taking his wounded with him. After leaving the mountains Weyler went to Artemisa , where he stopped to allow his arnry to rest. " OKLAHOMA DIVORCE FAILS Mrs. urary Coyat of Kentucky Unexpect edly Confronted by Her Husband. PET.nv , Okla. , Nov. 23. Mrs. Mary Coj-at of Kentuckj' began suit for di vorce from her husband , John L. Coyat , six months ago , alleging that three years ago he' abandoned her for another woman and she had not heard from him since. When the case was called for trial Coyat , who had been advised of his wife's suit , appeared and declared that instead of his running away with another woman his wife had run off with another man , and produced affidavits that she had said she was getting a divorce to marry a well known Kentucky horseman. The judge at once refused to grant the di vorce and dismissed the application. Convicted of Murdering Ills Family. Austix , Tex. , Nov. 2S. The jury in the Hurt murder trial handed in their verdict at noon , finding him guilty of murder in the first degree and fixing the punishment at death. - The crime was the cold blooded murder of his wife and two children on the night of July 25 last , when he threw their bodies in a cistern. lie then went to Chicago where he was arrested Au- cust 20. Tesas the Banner Bryan State. Dam-AS , Texas , Nov. 28. It is evi dent now that Texas , at the election of November 3 , cast more than 530,000 votes , and that the plurality of Bryan and Sewall over McKinley and Hobart is at least < 150,000. If the Brj'an and Watson vote is added , Bryan beats McKinley more than 200,000. In either case Texas gives Bryan the largest plurality of any state carried by him. Poke "Wells' Body Being ; Dissected. St. JosEnr , Mo. , Nov. 23. The body of Poke Wells is being dissected at the Central Medical college by the stu dents and the bullets taken from the corpse are being kept. When the work is completed the skeleton and the bullets will be sent to Mrs. Al Warneke of Halls Station , former wife the bandit. Will He Tell What lie Knows ? Paeis. Nov. 28. Emile Arton was examined before a magistrate last evening , as the first step to anew trial , which is creating an immense sensa tion because of the universal belief that Arton holds the key to the whole unsavory Panama scandal , involving , as some allege , a hundred public men. The question on all sides is , will he reveal all lie knows ? Thirty Persons Killed. Berlin , Nor. 2SA dispatch from Breslau says that thirty persons were killed last evening in a colliery explo sion at Zengorze , Russian Poland. Elliott Lost His aiatcb. Omaha , Neb. , Nov. 2S. The Parma- ice-Elliott shooting contest attracted a large crowd. The score was : t Par- malee , 92 ; Elliott , 91. Nebraska Offlcial Tote. Lincoln , Neb. , Nov. 2S. The state board of canvassers has completed the canvass of the vote on presidential 1 electors in Nebraska. The figures are : Bryan , 115.625 : McKinley , 102,5G5 : Palmer , 2,797 ; Bentley , 738 ; Levering , 1,196 : Machett , 172 ; Bryan 's plurality 13,0C0. J Eight Thousand Dockers Out. HAjrAUBG , Nov. 2S. It is estimated that about S,000 dockers are now out on the strike in this port , but steamers ; are arriving with men to replace the strikers from England and Sweden. "Lighters have joined with the strikers. < Momj' ' imM i ii sw > > g'n imii OTlitii i WIN BACK THE WEST. SENATOR HOAR'S ADVICE TO NEW ENGLAND. What Ho Said in an AildrcRR nt a Boston Banquet Strictly Honest Business Principles Called For Mock Gambling and Kailroad ' 'Watering" Blamed for the Alienation Itefereuces to Clove- land. Advice to New England. Boston , Nov. 20. The banquet of the Home Market club at Mechanics' hall was one of the largest in its his tory , nearly a thousand men , repre senting the industries of nearly every city and town in the state , being pres ent. The feature of the evening was speeches by some of the generals who toured the country in the interest of the gold standard and by Senator Boar. Senator Hoar said that the Demo cratic party had been saved from itself by Republican efforts. "The business men of New England , " he went on , "must study the cause of what has been going on and do something that will cure the disease , which has spread It is said that while McKinley has 1.000,000 majority , , a change of 25,000 votes would have given the election to his opponent. It is sad to contemplate this , and cannot the business men of New England aid the cause of good government ? Cannot they , By tha weight of their integrity , regain the confidence of the West ? It is not strange that when the people of the West see the accumula tion of wealth by gambling in the stock market that they should try to imitate it in a smaller manner. It is not strange , when they read the his tory of railroad construction in the West , that they should endeavor to re pudiate their debts. I call upon the business men of New England to hold strictly to honest business principles and regain the confidence of the people ple of the South and West. " In the absence of General Daniel E. Sickles , three cheers were given for the old soldier , after which General ltussell A. Alger of Michigan was in troduced , lie closed by paying an eloquent tribute t o President Cleve land , and for the first time in Boston , by a Republican body , three cheers were given for that official. General O. O. Howard said : "By the election of Major McKinley you have gained an executive to your satisfac tion and will have an administration to your liking. It was a victory for sound money against the forces of un rivaled state sovereignty and a victory for the executive authority of our ever reliable , ever glorious Supreme court. The grand result of the cam paign has set in motion business con fidence , public and private enterprises , besides all the seeming good fellow ship and loving kindness among the whole people. " General Stewart of Pennsylvania re lated many amusing incidents of the tour of the generals- throughout the South and West. "We corrected the mistakes of some of the men of the na tion at Appomattox , and this 3ear the people have corrected the mistakes by another Appomattox. " KANSAS PLURALITIES. State Canvassing Board Announces Official Vote for State Officers. TorEKA , Kan. , Nov. 20. The state canvassing board yesterday completed a canvass of the returns of the vote cast for state officers and Congress- man-at-large at the recent election. The total vote cast for each candidate follows : Chief Justice Doster ( fusion ) , 107,920 ; Garver ( Rep ) , 159 428 ; Silver ( Prohib. ) , 802 ; Doster's plurality. 8.492. Lieutenant governor Harvey ( fusion ) 167,136 ; Kichter ( Rep. ) . 109.703 ; Hollingber- ger ( Prohib. ) , 2,073 ; Clark ( Nat. Prohib. ) , 704 ; Harvey's plurality , 7,343. Secretary of state Bush ( fusion ) , 107.082 ; Edwards ( Rep. ) , 160,008 ; Guyer ( Prohib. ) , 1,820 ; V. 'alter ( Nat. Prohib. ) , 70S ; Bush's plurality. 7,074. f State treasurer Hefllebovrer ( fusiu.iy , 166,875 ; Athertou ( Rep. ) , 159,635 ; IMddison ( Prohib. ) , 1.847 ; Murray ( Nat Prohib. ) , 764 ; Hefllebowcr's plurality , 7,240. State auditor llorris ( fusion ) , 160.S61 ; Cole ( Ren. ) , 159,914 ; Talinage ( Prohib. ) 1- 872 ; Belfknapp ( Nat. Prohib. ) , 676 ; Morris' plurality , 6,957. Attorney general B03'le ( fusion ) . 167.782 ; Dawes ( Rep. ) , 157,922 ; Merry , ( Prohib. ) , 1.926 ; Vance , ( Ind. Prohib. ) , 495 ; Boyle's plurality. 9,860. State superintendent of schools Strvker ( fusion ) , 100,326 ; Stanley , ( Rep. ) 159,459 ; Mrs. Grcaver , ( Prohib. ) , 1,950 ; Stryker's plurality , 6,867. Congressman-at-large Botkin ( fusion ) , 168,400 ; Blue ( Rep. ) , 153,140 ; Williams ( Prohib. ) , 1,947 ; Botkin's plurality , 9,260. Dynamite Wanted by Wholesale. St. Louis , Mo. , Nov. 20. A local powder firm , which makes the manu facture and sale of dynamite a spec ialty , but whose name is not given for obvious reasons , received a wire mes sage from its agent in New Orleans asking for prices on 20,000 pounds of dynamite The amount was so large that the local firm wired to its New Orleans agent for a verification of his first telegram. It came in a hurry with an intimation that the dynamite was to be used in Cuba as soon as pos sible. llawaiians Celebrate McKlnley's Victory. Sa t Fr.A cisco , Nov. 20. The resi dents of Honolulu and.the Hawaiian islands were informed of the result of the presidential election in the United States November 10 , when the Pacific Mail steamer. City of Pekin , arrived there from Yokohama. There was great rejoicing over the result , and a ' celebration was held in Honolulu in the evening- . "VVarninp to Officers-Elect. .Teffeksox Crrr , Mo. . Nov. 20. Sec- retary of State Lesueur gives out the following : "Persons elected to office in the various counties of the state at the late general election who fail to file with the clerk of the county court a sworn statement of their expenses and a duplicate with the recorder of deeds , within thirty days after the election , cannot be commissioned. The time expires on December 2 , only nine days from to-day. Persons elected testate state and district offices must file their statements with the secretary of state within the same time" BRYAN IN DENVER. The Sliver Champion Greeted by Hosts In the Plain * City. Denteh , Colo. , Nov. 20. Mr. Bryan was given a carriage drive about the city yesterday afternoon with Senator Teller , Governor Mclntyre and Gov ernor-elect Adams. The drive was one continuous ovation , the streets being crowded. It had been arranged that Mr. Bryan would address the people at different points along the route. At the first stop he said , among other things : "I think our people who fought so hard for free silver are as happy to-day in defeat as our enemies who were vic torious , and I have j'ct to find the first person who regards the defeat of this year as a final defeat. " He expressed his appreciation of the fact that Colorado rado cast a greater percentage of her vote for him than an } ' other slate ever cast for a Presidential candidate. At the state house grounds there were fully 20.Q00 people assembled , including 5,000 school children. Mr. Bryan made a few remarks and then returned to the Brown Palace hotel. Mr. Bryan was the principal speaker at the exercises commemorating the twentieth anniversary of the admission of Colorado as a state , held last night at the Central Presbyterian church. The edifice , one of the largest in the city , was crowded. His entrance was the signal for prolonged applause and the waving of handkerchiefs. In the course of his remarks he said : "We cannot give up the fight if we desire. We have got to go on. I think we have been successful in bringing our cause before the American people. I think we will be more successful still in the next four years. We have been successful in bringing our cause before the laboring man. We have failed most in reaching the business men of this country , and I believe that for the next four years we ought to give special attention to the bringing of our arguments before the business men of this country. " A complimentary banquet at the Bx-own Palace hotel by the chamber of commerce of Denver followed. Plates were laid for 300. The Ifev. Myron W. Eced was the toastmaster of the even ing. Toasts were responded to by Mayor McMurray. Governor Mclntyre , Alva Adams , governor-elect ; Senator Teller , Thomas M. Patterson and Con gressman Charles E. Towne of Minne- sota. Mr. Bryan 's address was the last number on tlic programme. He was received with great cheering. At 3 o'clock , after having shaken hands with all the banqueters , Mr. Bryan was driven to the depot , where he boarded a special train , which left the city for Pueblo at 0:30 o ' clock , a committee of thirty leading citizens of Pueblo actingas escort. IN JAIL NOW FOR BIGAMY. Cruel Nebraska Deceiver to Do "Well Punished - ished for Mis Double Crime. ' VRl'EXSBURG , Mo. , Nov. 2G. Cha. 1 s E. Jenkins was arrested yesterday - terday at Jefferson City just as he was released from the penitentiary after serving a sentence. On March 12 , 1S95 , Jenkins and Miss Myra L. Marsh , daughter of a promi nent Henry county farmer , eloped to Warrensburg and were married. They went to Bel ton to live , but a few weeks later it developed that Jenkins had abandoned a wife and several children in Nebraska before coming to Missouri. He was arrested and taJTln to Clinton , the county seat of Henry county , where he was allowed to plead guilty to seduction , as he could ' not be indicted there for bigamy. He was sentenced to two years , and while serving his time the girl whom he had deluded and betrayed committed - mitted suicide at her father ' s home in Montrose. The Johnson county grand jury in dicted 1 Jenkins for bigamy and he will be tried at the .January term of the criminal court. STRIKE OF THE PRINTERS. Bcrkovritz & Co. 's Office the Only One Affected at Kansas City. Kansas Citv , Mo. , Nov. 20. The members of the Typothetae are evidently - dently waiting to see how Berkowitz & Co. fare with the printer ' s strike before rushing into difficulty them selves. They are not pushing the dispute - pute with the Typographical unionby discharging union men or employing jon-union men , and at noon to-day ihere had been no trouble in any of the strictly union offices. As the union proposes to deal with each office separately , a quarrel with one printing office does not involve the others , so long as thej' do not employ non-union men. Berkowitz & Co. , are running all of their departments , but with new help , and consequently at some little disadvantage. _ LEE FOR RECOGNITION. . Keported to Have Urged ths President to Act in the Cuban flatter. Washington , Nov. 20. It is said that General Lee has submitted a written report to the President advo cating the recognition of Cuba , and may not return to Havana. lie is said to believe that no Spanish general can conquer the Cubans with their present tactics. Senators Investigating Indians. GuTHF-in , Okla. , Nov. 20. United States Senator Allen of Nebraska and Senator Test of Missouri arc making a tour of the Osage Indian natiou. There is trouble between the Osage half-breeds and full-bloods , caused by Indian Agent Major Freeman ' s suppression - pression of the \ \ ah-Shah-She News , a weekly paper , which censured Free man for alleged padding of pay rolls. The senators are investigating these charges against Freeman. To Succeed Hi3 Father. Atlanta , Ga. , Nov. 20. At the Dem ocratic Congressional convention to nominate a candidate to succeed to the unexpired term of Hon. Charles F. Crisp , Charles B. Crisp , eldest son of the late ex-sbeaker , was nominated by a rising vote ? He will be elected with out opposition. Dry Goods Firm Assigns. Hatuusonvtivle , Mo. . Nov. 20. Lock Bros. & Co. , one of the largest dry { ' goods and clothing firms in Cass county , were closed up to-day under a chattel mortgage of S7G1S.19. Liabilities - I ties and assets unknown. ' i CHH/DKEFS C0RNEE. TIMELY TOPICS FOR OUR BOYS AND CIRLS. The Child ut the Door After ainny Day * After All the l oy Polly and the Kittens A Tree with a Burden lliilViw Klght. ( re = 5 oyl HERE'S a child /p | 8rjr outside your door ; > ? a He may never pass' • * / \i' \ il inore Jym Lct him In ! /T&jttl sLet a little , Avau- O dcrlng waif © V Fiml a 8helter > u • sweet and safe , t S In the love and * 2f light of home , ' l ' Let him come ! There's a cry along your street Day by day ! There's a sound of little feet Gone astray. Open wide your guarded gate For the little ones that wait. Till a voice of love from homo Bids them come. There's a voice divinely sweet Calls to-day ; "Will you let these little feet Stray away ? Let the lambs be homeward led , And of you it shall he said : You have done it faithfully Unto Me. " We shall stand some solemn day At His door ! Shall we hear the Master say , O'er and o'er , "Let the children all come in From a world of pain and sin ; Open wide the doors of home , Children , come ! " Mary A. Lathbury , in New Church Messenger. * After UTaiiy Days. From the New York Herald comes Jhe following incident of genuine grati tude ( : A physician who recently moved up town took an evening paper from a small newsboy , and dived into his pocket ] for the change. "That's all right , doctor , " remarked the little fellow. "I won't take no money. Don't you remember Jimmie , that you cured last winter with the fever " ? " Then the physician recognized in the tall I and sturdy boy a little lad whom he had pulled through a fever without payment. "But that's all right , Jim mie j , " he said , "and you must certainly let me pay you for the paper. " "No , " said the boy , "I won't. Where are ; you living up here , doctor ? I want to ' come and see you. " He has not turned up yet to see the doctor i , but every morning and evening he i slips a paper under the door , and to have I a proper understanding in the beginning - ginning ; , with the first paper he scrib bled a little notice : "Please , doctor , except , these papers alius from Jimi rnie. " After the Boys. During an Endeavor convention , says Our ' Young People , one of the delegates a i young business man , alert and eager , and telling of bottled energy within , came , suddenly upon a red-faced citizen who evidently had been patronizing the hotel bar. "Buttonholing" the delegate unceremoniously ; ] , he said : "What are you fellows trying to do , anyway ? You are hot on temperance I see by the papers. Do you think you could , make a temperance man of me ? " "No , " replied the delegate , looking him ; over from head to foot with a keen glance ; , slightly contemptuous , "we evidently - dently , couldn't do much with you , but we are after your boy. " At this unexpected retort , the man dropped , his peculiar tone and said seriously : "Well. I guess you have got the right of it there. If somebody had been after me when I was a boy , I should ! be a better man to-day. " _ _ _ _ _ _ " 5 res ? " ! _ . How Toll Taught the Kittens. I don't believe anyone has a wiser or ' more cunning bird than Mary Mul- ler's j gray parrot. He was brought to her J last spring from Germany by her grandfather , and had never heard a word of English until he reached our city and was introduced to his new mistress. ] Mary's grandfather had been very fond of hini and had taught him many ] words and phrases and cunning tricks. He liked Mary from the first and would perch himself upon the back of ' her chair or by her side and jabber away ; in German by the hour , hut if Mary ; spoke to him in English he would turn his back to her and walk away , saying , "Ach , ach , Narr ! Sprach der Affe. " When a stranger happened in he would politely say : "Guten mor- gen , " or "Wie geht es Ihnen ? " and if answered in English he flew around in a i terrible rage , ran round and round the floor , chattering and heating his beak against . the floor. All attempts to break him of this disagreeable habit failed until one day when Mary was sick. Her father was sitting with her and Polly at the foot of the sofa , chattering away as usual. "It's time your bird learned to talk English , Mary , " said Mr. Muller. "We must teach him to say good morning. Good morning , Poll , " he said , very slowly to the bird. Polly flew into a rage as usual , but Mr. Muller took her by the head and led her around the room and out the dcor , shutting it upon her. We heard nothing more of Poll all the afternoon , until littleEdith came running : in , cry ing : "Oh , Mary , come see what Polly's do- , tag. " I They both ran to the shed room , where they saw Polly bending over one of Edith's pet Maltese kittens , saying : ; HES5555Siim - ' ' * "Sprcchen Glide nforglng , " pro nouncing the words slowly and dis tinctly , as Mr. Muller had done. The cat , of course , did not reply and Poll took it by the head , dragged It about the room and out the door. The girls ran to the door and thcro all three of Edith's kittens lay dead , while Poll looked up in their faces and saucily said : "Wie geht cs Ihnen. " He has never since that day flown In to a rage on hearing English spoken , but he still refuses to speak It hlniBcIf , JESSIE E. PAYNE. A Tree v.ltl ; a Burden. Far to the north of Chicago , on the shore of Lake Michigan , where the banks are high and sometimes rocky , there stands a cedar tree that Is having a hard time of it. A cedar likes to grow on some hillside , where it can see a long distance , and , perhaps , peep over the brink of a high precipice. It also delights in forming close friend ships with the rocks around It. And this Lake Michigan tree is one of the most daring of its kind' It crowded to the very brink of the bank , trusting firmly in its friends , the rocks , to hold it from falling. One day not long ago a : great storm came up , and the ledge began to slip away. Of course , the rocks clung desperately , and the cedar tiee , with its long , claw-like roots , , tried its best to help its friends. But \ the storm was too fierce , and one of the largest of the rocks slipped down , but so , close was the hold of the cedar tree , that it fell only a few feet , and now hangs j suspended in midair by the tree's roots. , At first it was a great strain on the 1 friendly cedar , and its back was al most broken , but it straightway sent out ( more roots into the bank , and it may yet he able to hold up its old friend , the rock , for many years to ccme. Chicago Record. The Douhlo Meaning. A Methodist preacher , who protested . against people going to sleep during i the sermon , would , if he perceived any tendency 1 in that direction , introduce some queer or startling statement to revive their flagging attention. This happened on one occasion when he was preaching a missionary sermon , and he thundered out : "Brethren , you have no idea of the sufferings of our missionaries in Cen tral America , on account of the enor mous mosquitoes. A great many of j them would weigh a pound , and they will * get on the logs and bark as the missionaries are passing ! " By this time all ears and eyes were wide * open , and he proceeded to finish his sermon. The next day he was called upon by one of his hearers to account for his extraordinary statements. "But I didn't say one mosquito would weigh < a pound , " he protested ; "I said a great many of them would , and , I think * , perhaps a million of them might do so ! " "But you said they bark at the mis sionaries ! " persisted his interlocutor. "No , no , brother ; I said they would get I on the logs and on the bark. Ycu misunderstood me. " Princes Who "Work. American boys who may be disposed to 1 envy sons of monarchs will at least prefer ] their own school hours to those of the German emperor's boys , says the Youth's Companion. These children have 1 a life of hard work , notwithstand ing i their royal surroundings. The pro gram j of their day is thus given : Studying i begins at 8 in the morning , and with a 3light intermission and also with a change in the form of gymnas tics and exercise in the saddle , lasts till 1:15. ] After dinner and a time of re laxation ] , the boys work again till C. At 8 these sons of royalty are in bed. When the story of these hard-working children is known , romantic ideas about the supposd delights of life in a palace ] will be modified. Sovereignty and sloth are not synonyms in Emperor William's vocabulary. The 2Iousu and the Bahhit. A mouse endeavored to convince a rabbit of the advantage of wearing a long 1 tail. "You , " said he , "are not admitted to the * best society , like myself , and I do not doubt that this is the sole reason. Certainly ( a long tail does give one an air. " While the friends werearguing , a kite swooped down upon them , and each be took t himself to his hiding place. The rabbit was fairly hidden , but the mouse was * easily discovered and drawn from his place of refuge , into which he had not time to draw his boasted badge of society. As the kite bore off his prey , the rabbit remarked quietly : "My friend , the mouse , would have been bet ter off had he not been quite so distin * guished. i " The Children. My heart grows weak as a woman's , And the fountains of feeling will flow , When I think of paths steep and stony Where the feet of the dear ones must go ; Of ' the mountains of sin hanging o'es them. Of the tempest of fate blowing wild ; Oh * , there's nothing on earth half s 3 holy As the innocent heart of a child. Charles Dickens. Be Kept the Dime- A newsboy saw a dime lying on the ground ! in the City Kail park. A tramp sitting ! on a bench near ay saw the hey pick up the piece , and claimed it al once ' as his own. "Your dime did not hava a hole In it did ' it ? " asked the 003 . "Yes. it did , " said the tramp ; "give il up ! " frWell , this one has not got a hole in it , so I guess I'll keep It. " Harper's Ba zar. _ _ i 1 1 . _ " ' i _ _ ! i iI _ i H _ l yifl II I Ml H _ _ H _ _ _ _ l H _ l _ 1 1I 1 1H h H * v I II _ * Hl * * V I ex "fl _ _ * 4 i I ? l lw w I < > < ! • I 1 * I i I : i I c1 / * Ji i w t 1 * m