* ' ' 'PPPPBBPflllPBBPflBBBBBBBBBBBBBBflBBBPiBBBBPB Bh a B'a _ _ _ I A feB3SSflB yEP- : ' fl | INTERNATIONAL PRESS ASSOCIATION H | CHAPTER I. is always thankless toQlcc I give advice in thes | matters , " said Mn | Charles Romainc discreetly. "You I ' brother and I hav decided not to at tempt to influenc you in any way Constance ; not t < I .bias your judgmen H in favor of or against Mr. Withers. You B as the one most nearly interested ii B the consequences of your acceptanci H or refusal of his offer , should surel ] P ) bo able to make up your mind how t ( Hj treat it and him. " H ; "I should be , as you say , " respondet H > the sister-in-law. "But I cannot. " P ! She was a handsome woman , in thi H. . prime of early maturity , whose fac < P seldom wore , in the presence of others P the perturbed expression that now be P gloomed it. . "That does not affect the fact of youi H duty , " answered Mrs. Romainc , witl : Hj considerable severity. "There are times m ' ] and circumstances In which vacillatior Pfl is folly criminal weakness. You have H known Mr. Withers long enough tc P form a correct estimate of his charac- P ter. In means and in reputation he is H all that could be desired , your brothei R says. Either you like him well enougfc Pfl j to marry him , or you do not. Your sit- H ' ' nation in life will be bettered by an H alliance with him , or it will not. These P are the questions for your considera- P tion. And excuse me for saying that n P woman of your ago should not be at a Pfl loss in weighing these. " R Again Constance had nothing ready P ( except a weak phrase of reluctant ac- R quiescence. "I feel the weight of your R reasoning , Margaret. You cannot de- R spise me more than I do myself for my H childish hesitancy. Mr. Withers any R sensible and honorable man deserves H different treatment. If I could see the R way clear before me I would walk in H f it. But , indeed , I am iu a sore dilem- R ma. " She turned away , as her voice H shook on the last sentence , and affect- H ed to be busy with some papers upon a H stand. H Mrs. Romaiue was just in all her H i dealings with her husband's sister , and H meJHit , in her way , to be kind. Con- H stance respected her for her excellent H sense , her honesty of purpose and ac- PJ tion but she was the last of her HI friends whom she would have select- Hi ed , of her free will , as the confidante Pfl ] of such joys and sorrows as shrink HI from the touch of hard natures refuse B to be confessed to unsympathizing ears. fl Her heart and eyes were very full now , B but she would strangle sooner than B drop a tear while those cold , light orbs PS were upon her. B , In consideration of the weakness and B ridiculous sensitiveness of her compan- B ion , Mrs. Romaiue forbore to speak the B disdain she felt at the irresolution and B distress she could not "comprehend. "Is B Mr. Withers personally disagreeable to B you ? " she demanded , in her strong con- B tralto voice. B "I liked him tolerably well very B well , in fact , until he told me what B brought him here so regularly , " Con- B stance stammered. "Now I am embar- B rassc-d in his presence so uneasy that H I wish sometimes I could never see or B , hear.of him again. " B "Mere shyness ! " said Mrs. Romainc B Such as would be pardonable in a B j girl of seventeen. In a woman of seven- B and-twenty it is absurd. Mr. Withers H is highly esteemed by all who know B bim. Your disrelish of his society is B caprice , unless" the marble gray eyes P K more searching "unless you have a B } iirior attachment ? " Rfl Constance smiled drearily. "I have never been in love in my life , that 1 ! "know of. " "You are none the worse for having _ -escaped an infatuation that has wrecked - B -ed more women for time and for eter- B Hity ihan all other delusions combined. H A rational marriage founded upon H mutual esteem and the belief that the H social and moral condition of the par- Pfl ties .to the contract would be promot- B ed thereby is the only safe union. The B * young , inexperienced and headstrong , B repudiate this principle. The mature B in age know it to be true. But , as 1 B have said , it is not my intention to dl- P K rect your judgment. This is a momsn- H tous era in your life. I can only hope flj ! and pray that you may be guided H ' aright in your decision. " B Left to herself to digest this morsel Hj of pious encouragement , Constance B v drew a low seat to the hearth regis- Bj • ter , clasped her hands upon her knees , Bj " and tried , for the hundredth time that B . < iay , to weigh the facts of her position B fairly and impartially. k B- She had been an orphan for eight B years , and a resident in the house of B • fcer elder brother. Her senior by more B than a dozen years , and in the excit- B 1 * nS swing of successful mercantile life , B he had little leisure for the study of P R 3iis sister's tastes and traits , when she K first became his ward , and conceived B tne taslc to De an " accessary one , now B that she was to be a fixture in his fam- B , ily , and appeared to get on smoothly B | - -itli his wife. Iu truth , it never oc- Pfll curred to him to lay a disturbing finger H npon the tiniest wheel of the domestic H t machinery. His respect for his spouse's Bl executive and administrative abilities R was exceeded only by her confidence in H Iier own powers. She was never irasci- P B i bie , but he knew that she would have B [ borne down calmly and energtically B any attempt at interference in her op- erations as minister of the interior the ruler of the establishment he , by i much-abused figure of speech , calleiJ his home. A snug and elegant abode she made of it , and , beholding Con stance well dressed and well fed , habit ually cheerful and never rebellious , he may be forgiven for not spending a thought upon her for hours together , and when he did remember her , for dwelling the rather upon his disin terested kindness to a helpless depend ent than speculating upon her possible and unappeased spiritual appetites. For these , and for other whimsies , Mrs. Romaine had little thought and no charity. Life , with her , was a fabric made up of duties , various and many , but all double-twisted into hempen strength and woven too closely for a shine of fancy or romance to strike through. She had coincided readily in her hus band's plan to take charge of his young sister when her parents died. "Her brother's house is the fittest asylum for her , " she had said. "I shall do my best to render her comfortable and con tented. " She kept her word. Constance's ward robe was ample and handsome , her room elegantly furnished , and she en tered society under the chaperonage of her sister-in-law. The servants were trained to respect her ; the children to regard her as their elder sister. What more could a penniless orphan require ? Mrs. Romaine was not afraid to ask the question of her conscience and of heaven. Her "best" was no empty pro fession. It was lucky for her self-com placency that she never suspected what year.j of barrenness and longing these eight were to her protege. Constance was not a genius there fore she never breathed even to her self : "I feel like a seed in the cold earth , quickening at heart , and longing for the air. " Her temperament was not melancholic , nor did her taste run after poetry and martyrdom. She was simply a young , pretty and moderately well-educated woman , too sensible not to perceive that her temporal needs were conscientiously supplied , and too affectionate to be satisfied with the meager allowance of nourishment dealt out for her heart and sympathies. While the memory of her father's proud affection and her mother's caresses was fresh upon her she had long and frequent spells of lonely weeping was wont to resign herself in the seclusion of her chamber to passionate lamenta tions over her orphanage and isola tion of spirit. Routine was Mrs. Ro- maine's watchword , and in bodily ex ercise Constance conformed to her quiet despotism visited , studied , worked and took recreation by rule. The system wrought upon her benefi cially so far as her physique was con cerned. She grew from a slender , pale girl into ripe and healthy womanhood ; was more comely at twenty-seven than at twenty-one. CHAPTER II. UT all this time she was an hungered. She would cheer fully have refund ed to her brother two-thirds of herr liberal allowance of r ( - f \ \ ir SdiuX.pocket money if he /i HCs$5 had granted to her | 0 with its quarterly 6' ' payment a sentence of fraternal fond ness , a token , verbal or looked , that he renumbered whose child she was , and that the same mother love had guard ed their infancy. Her sister-in-law would have been welcome to withhold many of her gifts of wearing apparel and jewelry had she bethought herself now and then how gratefuly kisses fall upon young lips , and that youthful heads are often sadly weary for the lack of a friendly shoulder , or a loving bosom , on which to rest. She did not accuse her relatives of willful unkind- ne ' ss because these were withheld. They interchanged no such unremunerative demonstrations among themselves. Husband and wife were courteous in their demeanor , the one to the other ; their children were demure models of filial duty at home and industry at school ; the training in both places be ing severe enough to quench what fee ble glimmer of individuality may have been born with the offspring of the methodical and practical parents. Con stance found them extremely uninter esting , notwithstanding the natural love for children which led her to court their companionship during the earlier weeks of her domestication in their house. It was next to a miracle that she did not stiffen in this atmosphere into a buckram image of feminine pro priety a prodigy of starch and virtue , such as would have brought calm de light-to the well-regulated mind of her exemplar , and effectually chased all thoughts of matrimony from those of masculine beholders. Had her discon tent with her allotted sphere been less active , the result would have been cer tain and deplorable. She was , instead , popular among her acquaintances of both sexes , and had many friends , if few lovers. This latter deficiency had given her no concern until within two years. At twenty-five she opened her eyes in wide amaze upon the thinning ranks of her virgin associates , and be gan seriously -ponder the causes that had left her unsought , save by two very silly and utterly ineligible swains , whose overtures were , in her esteem , - presumption sumption that was only too ridiculous " " " " ' " ' - v i i1" - l i n. . to be insulting. Her quick wit an < knowledge of the world helped Jaer t ( a solution of the problem. "I am pee and dependent upon my brother's char ity , " she concluded , with a new am stifling uprising of dissatisfaction witl her condition. "Men rarely fall in lov < with such more rarely woo them. ' She never spoke the thought aloud , bu it grew and strengthened until it re ceived a startling blow from Mr. With crs * proposal of marriage. He was a wealthy banker from i neighboring city , whom business rela tions with Mr. Romaine drew to hk house and into his sister's company His courtship was all Mrs. Romaine could desire. His visits were not toe frequent , and were paid at stated inter vals , as befitted his habits of order anc punctuality. His manner to the ladj honored by his preference was replete with stately respect that was the an tipodes of servile devotion , while his partiality for her society , and admira tion for her person , were unmistakable. He paid his addresses through Mr. Ro maine as his fair one's guardian , offer ing voluntarily to give his beloved whatever time for deliberation upon the proposal she desired. "You had better-think it over for a week , " advised her brother , when he had laid the case duly before Con stance. "It is too serious a matter to be settled out of hand. " After that , neither he nor his v/ife obtruded their counsel upon her until the afternoon of the seventh day. Then Mrs. Romaine , going to her sister's chamber to communicate the substance of a telegram just received by her hus band to the effect that Mr. Withers would call that evening at 8 o'clock , was moved to grave remonstrance by the discovery that she whom he came to woo had no answer prepared for him. Constance was no nearer ready after the conversation before recorded. "I cannot afford to be romantic , " she had reminded herself several times. "And who knows but this irra tional repugnance may pass away when I have once made up my mind to ac cept him ? This may be in all likeli hood it is my last chance of achiev ing an independent position. It has been a long time coming , and my charms will be on the wane soon. True , a marriage with Elnathan Withers is not the destiny of which I have dream ed , but then dreams are but foolish va garies after all. Life is real and ear nest. " ( TO BE COXTIKCnn. ) A ZOOLOGICAL DIVERSION. An Eloplmnt That Used to Tlax a Clever Trlclr on Visitors. The elephant at the Jardin des Plantes , at Paris , used to play his vis itors a trick , which could not have been thought of but by an animal of much intelligence. His house opened upon an inclosure called the Elephant's park , containing a pond , in which hey would lay himself under the water , concealing every part of him except the irery end of his trunk a mere speck that would hardly be noticed by a stranger to the animal's habits. A crowd would assemble around the inclosure , and , not seeing him in it , would watch in expectation that he would soon issue from the house. But , tvhile they were gazing about , a co pious sprinkling of water would fall jpon them , and ladies and gentlemen , with their fine bonnets and coats , would run for shelter under the trees , ooking up at the clear sky and wonder- ng whence such a shower could come. Immediately afterward , however , .hey would see the elephant rising rom his bath , evincing , as it seemed , in awkward joy at the trick that he lad played. In the course of time his imusement became generally known , md the moment the water began to ise from his trunk the spectators vould lake flight , at which he appeared jxecedingly delighted , getting up as ast as he could to see the bustle he lad caused. Pittsburg Dispatch. USES OF ICE WATER. : n ne.Uth It Should Xot Be Used for Brlnklnir Purposes. In health no one ought to drin7c ice vater , for it has occasioned fatal in- ' animation of the stomach and bow- ds , and sometimes sudden death. The emptation to drink it is very great in he summer. To use it at all with safety the person should take but a single swallow at the time , take the ilass from the lips for half a minute , ind then another swallow , and so on. t will be found that in this way it be- : omcs disagreeable after a few mouth- 'uls. On the other hand , ice itself may ie taken as freely as possible , not only vithout injury , but with the most strik- ng advantage in dangerous forms of lisease. If broken in sizes of a pea or jean and swallowed as freely as prac- icable , without much chewing or : runching between the teeth , it will > ften be efficient in checking various rinds of diarrhea , and has cured vio- ent cases of Asiatic cholera. A kind u cushion of powdered ice kept to the mtire scalp has allayed violent infi.am- nation of the brain , and arrested fear- ' ul convulsions induced by too much docd there. In croup , water as cold is ice can make it , applied freely to the hroat , neck and chest with a sponge > r cloth , very often affords an almost niraculous relief , and if this be fol- owed by drinking copiously of the iame ice-cold element , the wetted parts viped dry , and the child wrapped up veil in the bed clothes , it falls into a lelightfiU , and life-giving slumber. S'ew York Ledger. Kitttonss Campalsni. In Canada no campaign buttons , ribbons bens or badges can be worn between lomination and polling day. The carry- ng of flags as a party badge is also for- jidden. The penalty is a fine of § 100 ) r three months in prison , or bQti. Boston Journal. | OR , TALMAOE'S SERMON , j Washington , D. C , Nov. S , 1S96. Clear out of the ordinary style of ser monizing is this remarkable discourse of Dr. Talmage. His text is : Rom. 9 3 : "I could wish that myself were ac cursed from Christ for my brethren , my kinsmen according to the flesh. " A tough passage , indeed , for those who take Paul literally. When eomc of the old theologians declared thai they were willing to be damned for the glory of God , they said what no one Relieved. Paul did not in the text mean 'he was willing to die forever to save ais relatives. He used hyperbole , and when he declared , "I could wish that myself were accursed-from Christ for my brethren , my kinsmen according to the flesh , " he meant in the most vehe ment of all possible ways to declare his anxiety for the salvation of his relatives and friends. It was a pas sion for souls. Not more than one Christian out of thousands of Chris tians feels it. All-absorbing desire for the bettermen of the physical and men tal condition is very common. It would take more of a mathematician than I ever can be to calculate how many are , up to an anxiety that some times will not let them sleep nights , planning for the efficiency of hospitals where the sick and wounded of body are treated , and for eye and ear infirmaries , and for dispensaries and retreats where the poorest may have most skilful surgery and help ful treatment. Oh , it is beautiful and glorious , this widespread and ever- intensifying movement to alleviate and cure physical misfortunes ! May God encourage and help the thousands of splendid men and women engaged in that work. But all that is outside of my subject to-day. In behalf of the immortality of a man , the inner eye , the inner ear , the inner capacity for gladness or distress , how few feel any thing like the overwhelming concen tration expressed in my text. Rarer than four-leaved clovers , rarer than century plants , rarer than prima don nas , have been those of whom it maybe bo said : "They had a passion for souls. " You could count on the fin gers and thumb of your left hand all the names of those you can recall , who in the last , the eighteenth century , were so characterized. All the names of those you could recall in our time as having this passion for souls you can count on the fingers and thumbs of your right and left hands. There are many more such consecrated souls , but they are scattered so widely you do not know them. Thoroughly Chris tian people by the hundreds of millions there are to-day , but how few people do you know who are utterly oblivious to everything in this world except the redemption of souls ? Paul had it when he wrote my text , and the time will come when the majority of Christians will have it , if this world is ever to be lifted out of the slough in which it has been sinking and floundering for near nineteen centuries. And the better ment had better begin with myself and yourself. When a committee of the "Society of Friends" called upon a member to reprimand him for breaking seme small rule of the society , the member replied , "I had a dream in which all the Friends had assembled to plan some way to have our meeting house cleaned , for it was very filthy. Many propositions were made , but no conclusion was reached until one of the members rose and said : 'Friends , I think if each one would take a broom and sweep immediately around his own seat , the meeting-house would be clean. ' " So let the work of spiritual improvement begin around our own soul. Some one whispers up from the right-hand side of the pulpit and says : "Will you please name some of the per sons in our times who have this pas sion for souls ? " Ch.no ! That would be invidious and imprudent , and the mere mentioning of the names of such persons might cause in them spiritual pride , and then the Lord would have no more use for them. Some one whis pers up fror" the left-hand side of the pulpit : "Will you not then mention among the people of the past some who had this passion for Gouls ? " Oh , yes ! Samuel Rutherford , the Scotchman of three hundred years ago , his imprison ment at Aberdeen for his religious zeal and the public burning of his bock , "Le Rex , " in Edinboro , and his unjust arraignment for high treason , and oth er persecutions purifying and sancti fying him , so that his works , entitled "Trial and Triumph of Faith" and "Chrtat Dying and Drawing Sinners to Himself , " and , above all. his two hun dred and fifteen unparalleled letters , showed that he had the passion for couls. Richard Baxter , whose "para phrase of the New Testament" caused him to be dragged before Lord Jeffries , who howled at him as "a rascal" and "sniveling Presbyterian , " and impris oned him for two years Baxter , writ ing one hundred and sixty-eight reli gious books , his "Call to the Uncon verted" bringing uncounted thousands into the pardon of the G-ospel , and his "Saint's Everlasting Rest" opening heaven to a host innumerable. Rich ard Cecil. Thomas-a-Kemps , writing his "Imitation of Christ" for all ages , Harlan Page , Robert McCheyne , Net- tleton , Finney. And more whom I might mention , the characteristic of whose lives was an overtowering pas sion for souls. A. B. Earl , the Baptist evangelist , had It. I. S. Inskip , the Methodist evangelist , had it. Jacob Knapp had it. Br. Bachus , president of Hamilton College , had it , and when told he had only half an hour to live , said , "Is that so ? Then take me cut of my bed and place me upon my knees and let me spend that time in calling on God for the salvation of the world. " And so he died upon his knees. Then there have been others whose names have been known only M81 1 ' ' , i j , , i i i I II In their own family or neighborhood and hero and there you think of one. . What unction they had in prayer : What power they had in exhortation ! If they walked into a homo every mem ber of It felt a holy thrill , and If they walked into a prayer- meeting the dull ness and stolidity Instantly vanished. One of them would wake up a whole church. One of them would sometimes electrify a whoio city. But the most wonderful one of that characterization the world ever saw or heard or felt was a peasant in the far east , wearing a plain blouse like an in verted wheat sack , with three open ings , one for the neck , and the other two for the arms. Hio father a wheel wright and house-builder , and given to various carpentry. His mother at first under suspicion because of the circum stances of his nativity , and he chased by a Herodic mania out of his native land , to live awhile under the shadows of the sphinx and Pyramid of GIzeh , afterward confounding the LL.D. 's of Jerusalem , then stopping the parox ysm of tenrpest and of madman. Hi3 path strewn with slain dropsies and catalepsies and ophthalmias , transfig ured on one mountain , preaching on another mountain , dying on another mountain , and ascending from another mountain the greatest , the loveliest , the mightiest , the kindest , the most self-sacrificing , most beautiful being whose feet ever touched the earth. Tell us , ye deserts who heard our Savior's prayer ; tell us , ye seas that drenched him with your surf ; tell us , ye multi tudes who heard him preach on deck , on beach , on hillside ; tell us , Golgotha who heard the stroke of the hammer on the spikeheads , and the dying groan in that midnight that dropped on mid- noon , did anyone like Jesus have this passion for souls ? A stranger desired to purchase a farm , but the owner would not sell it would only let it. The stranger hired it by lease for only one crop , but he sowed acorns , and to mature that crop three hundred years were necessary. That was a practical deception , but I deceive you not when I tell you that the crop of the soul takes hold of unend ing ages. I see the author of my text seated in the house of Gaius , who entertained him at Corinth , not far from the over hanging fortress of Acro-Corinthus , and meditating on the longevity of the soul , and getting more and more agi tated about its value and the awful risk some of his kindred were running con cerning it , and he writes this letter containing the text , which Chryso- stem adm yed so much he had it read to him twice a week , and among other things he says those daring and startling * ling words of my text : "I could wish that myself were accursed from Christ for my brethren , my kinsmen , accord ing to the flesh. " Now , the object of this sermon is to stir at least one-fourth of you to an ambition for that which my text presents in blazing vocabulary , namely , a passion for souls. To prove that it is possible to have much of that spir it , I bring the consecration of 2,090 foreign - # eign missionaries. It is usually esti mated that there are at least 3,000 mis sionaries. I make a liberal allowance , and admit there may be ten bad mis sionaries out of the 3,000 , but I do not believe there is one. All English and American merchants leave Bombay , Calcutta , Amoy , and Pekin as soon as they make their fortunes. Why ? Be cause no European or American in his senses would stay in that climate af ter monetary inducements have ceased. Now , the missionaries there are put down on the barest necessities , and most of them do not lay up one dollar in twenty years. Why , then , do they stay in those lands of intolerable heat , and cobras , and raging fevers , the ther mometer sometimes playing at ISO and 140 degrees of oppressiveness , twelve thousand miles from home , because of ' the unhealthy climate and the prevail ing immoralities of those regions com pelled to send their children to Eng land , or Scotland , or America , prob ably never to see them again ? O , Blessed Christ ! Can it be anything but a passion for souls ? It is easy to understand all this frequent deprecia tion of foreign missionaries when you know that they are all opposed to the opium traffic , and that interferes with commerce ; and then the missionaries are moral , and that is an offense to many of the merchants not all of them , but many of them who , absent from all home restraint , are so im moral that we can make only faint al lusion to the monstrosity of their abominations. Ch. I would like to be at the gate of heaven when those mission aries go in , to see how they will have the pick of coronets , and thrones , and mansions on the best streets of heaven. We who have had easy pulpits and loving congregations , entering heaven , will , in my opinion , have to take our turn and wait for the Christian work ers who , amid physical sufferings and mental privation and environment of squalor , have done their work ; and on the principle that in proportion as one has been self-sacrificing and suffering for Christ's sake on earth will be their celestial preferment. Who is that young women on the worst street in Washington , New York , cr London , Bible in hand , and a little package in which are small % ials of medicines , and another bundle in which are biscuits ? How dare she risk her self among those "roughs , " and where is she going ? She is one of the queens of heaven , hunting up the sick and hungry , and before night she will have read Christ's "Let not your heart be troubled" in eight or ten places , and counted cut from those vials the right number of drops to case pain , and giv en feed to a family that would other wise have had nothing to eat today , and taken the measure of a dead child that she may prepare fcr It a shrcud , her every act cf kindness for the body s mkiummtA\imtmttHtKUuuitmmmmtmu i mi B accompanied with a benediction for tha B soul. You see nothing but the filthy / street along which nho walks and the 4 rlckoty stairs up which she climbs , but she Is accompanied by an M unseen cohort of angels with"i drawn swords to defend her , \ Hand for S and with garlands twisted all and down H her victories , up the tencment-hoii30 dl3trlct3. I tell H not much excitement H you there was so when Anne Boleyn , on her way to her coronation , found the Thames stirred OB , with brilliant BB by fifty gilded barges flags , in which hung small bolls , rung M by each motion of the wind , noblemen BJ standing in scarlet , and wharf spread BJ with cloth of gold , and all the gateways BI surmounted by huzzahlug admirers. BJ and the streets hung with crimson vcl- j BJ sound- ] BB vet , and trumpets and cannons ing the jubilee , and Anne , dressed In BJ surcoat of silver tissue , and brow , BJ gleaming with a circlet of rubies , and OBJ amid fountains that pored Rhenish BBJ wine , passed on to Westminster Hall , and rode in on a caprlsoned palfry. its hoofs clattering the classic floor , and , BB Into Westminster BB dismounting , passed Abbey , and between the choir and high JBBI altar ? was crowned queen , amid organs M and choirs chanting the Te Deums I H say , there was not much In all that BJ glory which dazzles the eyes of his- PBJ tory when it is compared with the j M heavenly reception which that minis- j l tering spirit of the back alley shall re- f H ceive when she goes up to coronation. / j P In this world God never does hia BBJ best. He can hang on the horizon . H grantTer mornings than have ever yet sBBJ been kindled , and rainbow the sky with BJ richer colors than have ever been BJ arched , and attune the oceans to more BJ majestic doxologies than have over yet BJ been attuned ; but as near as I can tell/ | BBJ and I speak It reverently , heaven is the place where God has done his best. Pfl He can build no greater joys , lift n H mightier splendors , roll no loftier anthems - H thems , march no more imposing processions - [ cessions , build no greater palaces , and E spread out and interjoin and wave no BBJ more transporting magnificence. I M think heaven is the best heaven God can construct , and it is all yours for H the serious asking. How do you like P B the offer ? Do you really think it is WM worth accepting ? If so , pray for it. BJH Get not up from that p w where you I B are sitting , nor move one inch ' M from where you are standing , B "before you get a full title M for it , written in the blood of the Son | H of God , who would have all men come H to life present and life everlasting. I PB you have been in military life you B know what soldiers call the "long roll. " JH AH the drums beat it because the ene- PJ my is approaching , and all the troops .JBJ must immediately get into line. What jH scurrying around the camp and putting PJ of the arms through the straps of the H knapsack , and saying "Good-bye" to B comrades you. may never meet again ; B Some of you Germans or Frenchmen jfl may have heard that long roll just before - fore Sedan. Some of you Italians may M have heard that long roll just before B Bergamo. Some of you Northern and * PJ Southern men may have heard it just before the Battle of theWilderness. . ( fl You know its stirring and solemn * \ P meaning ; and. so I sound the long roll B today. I beat thi3 old' Gospel drum M that has for centuries been calling B thousands to take their places in line BB for this battle , on one side of which M are all the forces beatific and on the other side all the forces demoniac. Here PJ the long roll-call : "Who is on the M Lord's side ? " "Quit yourselves like jfl men. " In solemn column march for PJ God , and happiness , and heaven. So M glad am I that I do not have to "wish M myself accursed , " and throw away my PJ heaven that you may win. your heaven , B but that we may have a whole convention - B tion of heavens heaven added to heaven - M en , heaven built on heaven and while B I dwell upon the theme I begin" to experience - B rience in my own poor self that which I take to something like a passion M [ or souls. And now unto God the only B wise , the only good , the only great , fl be glory foreverL Amen ! fl FLASHES OF FUN. fl He My life without you will be a fl lonely one. The Heiress But think B ! lGw uiisy you wiTT have to be. Life. PJ He Have you any reason for doubt- PJ ing what I say ? SheYes. . I have. Ho fl What is it ? She. I don't believe you. P Puck. P Tourist ( presenting his opened Baed PJ 3ker to the- coachman ) Here , driver , I .fl ivant to see the first fonr pages. Flie- 'fl jende Biaetten ' _ fl "It's all overJ" As the woman utPfl tered these- words she dropped to the B loor. The baby had spilled the ink. fl West Union Gazette. "Let's go shopping to-day , Tess. " "I fl : an't , Bessr I've lots of things to buy fl : o-day. Tie nothing to do to-morrow ; fl [ 'II go thea. " New York Sun. P "Is Miss Cahoots in ? " inquired the H waller. "That depends on you. Are fl rez Misther Jones ? " said Bridget. H ' " " ' ' " * H 'Yes. "She's gon' out. Harper3 Bazar. fl Canny Is Miss Wilbur at home ? B Korafc No , sorr. Canny Well , go upstairs - ' B stairs and ask her when she will be at * H lorne. Norah ( going ) Yis , scrr. Har- , B 3ers * Bazar. PH Sunday School Teacher What is the aPJ cading doctrine of Christianity ? Tha afl Laundrynian Kid throw stone jB ; mashee riass no can catchee forAfl jlvum. "Puck. Pfl "What office are you after thEs PH time ? " "None at ail. " "Then , what B ire you running for ? " "Because I don't T fl ant to be conspicuous ! " Atlanta Pfl Constitution. H "Jokey Ig in hard luck ? " "Y\rhat's the H natter ? " "He has lost that last year'3 r * 4 H : rep of foptball jokes which he Intend- ' tB ? d working off on his editor. " Phila- M Iclphia North American. APJ Some American travelers stopping H at Halifax agreed to make no pur- H ceases In the city at stores where APfl United States coney was refused. H • P B l _ _ _ _ -jli , > _ j irjag ; is iHBBBfl