ay' ' 'K TRIhti 7 { . F. 31. KI11.MELL , I'ubllsher. .1 NCCOOI ( , NEBRASKA E STATE. , . r HASTINGS will have tea saloons this year , one less than last season. TIIE Nebraska irrigation fair will be held in North Platte October 12 , 13 and 14. TILE Missouri river is badly cutting the banks between Peru and Brown- ville. ville.Dn. Dn. WOODtVAnD will sow one hundred - dred acres of his farm near Ceresco to alfalfa. J. 0. LESSER , night dispatcher at Weeping Water , has applied for a paten - en : on a can opener. METIyODISTB of Meadow Grove have purchased a parsonage and their pastor now saves house rent. z A FIRE in Dorchester destroyed eight buildings. It is supposed the conflagration - gration was started by tramps. WATER has been turned into the k Ilurwell irrigation ditch and the lands : are being flooded for a bin o crop. i 1 EvA. HOCRLEY , an Omaha colored girl , suieidcd by m9rphine , she having lead a quarrel with her dusky lover. t HENRY BoLL r , ex-city treasurer of ; i Omaha , is on trial at this writing for I embezzlement of $115,000 of city funds. BY THE collapse of a corn crib at Red ' ! Cloud a little girl w as badly injured , i her leg being fractured in three places. i WALIoo expects to capture one bun- ) c dre d delegates to the Christian endeavor - ¶ deavor convention on April 24 , 25 and 26. t Din P. S. GEORGE continues to practice - tice the healing art at Stromsburg under - der special directions from departed spirits TILE settlers in Banner county depend - pend largely on stock raising , and are prospering in spite of the general de- pression. t 'TIIEE bicycle thief has appeared in Plattsmouth and often takes a cheap . wheel when he could just as tteEl have p a first class one. TILE twenty-third annual session of Nebraska State Homeopathic Medical ' society will be held in Omaha Wednes- } nesday , May 13 Buy home made goods and build up home industries , is a good policy. Far- rell's Fire Extinguisher , made by Far- 1 cell & co. , Omaha 4 ROBERT TAYLOR has ninety acres of alfalfa growing on his ranch near Abbott , and will seed ninety acres { more to alfalfa this season. n Ir is understood that there will be this season in Columbus three wholesale - sale dealers in liquors , twelve saloons , retail dealers and four druggists' per- mits. mits.MRs. MRs. SCIIEREn , of Omaha , who for some time has been acting queerly , hung herself a few days ago. She left nothing to indicate why her life was taken. TIIE Superior Journal complains that a man called "Doe" Taylor forages in Jewell county , Kansas , every summer and comes back winters to be a burden on Nuckolls county. THE authorities of Pierce made a raid on the inhabitants of the "bad ; lands" in that city. One of the girls i who is only 15 years of age , was cared 4 for by some of the women of the town. i AT a meeting of the state fair managers - gers it was decided that the matter of . employing bands for the state fair , should be left to President Barnes with power to act. All bids must be in by May 10. Ror CONNOR , a 3-year-old child of i Charles Connor of Kearney , was fatally a scalded by falling in a bucket of scalding - ing water. The family had just removed - moved from the city to the island when j the accident occurred. f JAMES AND JOIN CASEY , who were ( sentenced to three years in the peni- i tentrarY a couple of weeks ago for highway robbery at Falls City , have ; F ' been released under 81,500 bonds , the i case having been carried to the su- preme court. t TIrE Antelope Tribune .says Gates I , college at Neligh has a larger enroll- m ent of students than it ever had before - fore during a spring term , and that 1 the faculty are calling for more room to meet the demands of a rapidly increasing - creasing attendance. f GRE1cT.EY county's credit is still above 'par. The county board has just completed - ; pleted the negotiation of the 43 per 4 , cent 30,000 funding bonds at par and -was not compelled to pay a commission yF forthe : negotiation of the sale. This places the county on a cash basis. IT is the expressed intention of Gov- ernt'r Holcomb to make a move in the direction of securing the investment of .at least a portion of the 'permanent school fund in such a manner that it will draw interest for the state instead of lying idle in the state treasury. THE Nuckolls county teachers' institute - tute will be held at Superior , begin- : ping the middle of June and .to continue - tinuesix weeks. Prof. Dusenberry. county superintendent , has employed some of the leading educators.of the -various departments of institute work. i : IF you'will write to us veYwill send ti , , you a 'descriptive circular of the best riding cultivator made , your nearest agent's : name , : and a Flying Dutchman stick pin free of charge , and a co v.of ' ' "What Others Say" about the 1 nne flow Co.'s Goods. ? Cebraska Moline Plow Ca , Omaha , Neh THE postoflice at Goehner wa-s robbed - bed recently , the safe being blown open and contents to the : amount of $150 in stamps and money taken. The robbery was supnos F d to have been committed by tramps who were seen Loitering around the depot .d.uring the day. - t BEa F. COWDEIm state bank .exam- c finer , arrived in Chadron and took charge of the Chadron Banking compa- ny. The failure caused but little ex- , J citement and no run was madeonany of the other tianks. No definite information - formation can as yet be obtained regarding - garding the assets 'Inn mortgage record of Kimlxill county for March , 1896 , shows a large i reduction in its mortgage indebted. i' ' ness. One real estate mortgage filed ' for $100 and one released for $2 0 Six i chattel zortgages filed amount to Si- ( 140.87. Thirty-one chattel mortgages I released amount to w4,030.0S. Total . decrease of indebtedness. $3,050,11. : , it i _ Z . k - .a f , . - J > t GEORGE SwIrzEn , an administrator of the estate of the late E. Hubner of Plattsmouth , sold 512 acres of fine farm land situated near the village of Nehawka and one block and four lots in that village. . 'rhesale was attended by a large number of people from that neighborhood and everything went at bargain prices. Over . $10,000 was realized. Two REQUISITIONS for the return to this state of former citizens who are charged with fraudulently removing mortgaged property have been granted by the governor. One of the accused is a William Bell , formerly of Thayer county , who is under arrest in Missouri - souri , and thebther is Charles'E. Hall , late of Gage , who is in Plymouth county - ty , Iowa. . TILE Stake bank of Bethany , for which the State Banking board recently - cently asked the district court for a receiver - ceiver , objects to the action taken. They deny that the bank is being conducted - ducted in an unsafe or unauthorized manner , or in such a way as to jeopar- dise the interests of depositors or cred- itors. They ask that the case be dismissed - missed and the application for a receiver - ceiver denied. AT a special election held in Boone county the proposition was submitted of voting x25,000 bonds to build a court house , and to the very great surprise of all , it received 750 majority in the county , only two precincts voting against the proposition. Four precincts cast only one vote each against the proposition. The county board will meet soon to make arrangements to float the bonds. TILE secretary of state's office has received - ceived the notice of the meeting of the eighth annual convention of railroad commissioners which will be held on May 19 at Washington. The railroad commissioners of all states and all state officers charged with supervision of railroads are asked to attend. All the problems of railroad regulation are studied and committees are appointed' in the different departments. WIZEN President Perkins ad General Manager Holdrege were in Plattsmouth some days ago they gave it out that that city would soon revel in the luxury - ury of a long-coveted new depot. Local officials have now been informed that work on tatstructure would be begun in the very near future , and the antiquated - quated shack which has long been an eyesore to the citizens , of that place will soon be a thing of the past. VALLEY county people are feeling good over the outlook for a bounteous crop this year. The land under irrigation - tion between Ord and North Loup , and also between that place and Burwell , will all be cultivated , and farmers are contracting for water , regardless of the increased rainfall during the winter - ter and spring. A good many who left their farms in 1894 and went to Missouri and Arkansas have returned to Valley county and are farming in earnest. Hex , Fr.E iixa W. Ronu , who resided in Wyoming precinct , eight miles north of Nebraska City , died suddenly from a stroke of apoplexy. He was in his usual health until noon , when he complained - plained of a headache , and laid down for relief , and the end came instan- taneously. Mr. Robb was a native of Pennsylvania and came to Otoe county in 1856 , and was one of the most highly respected citizens of the county. In 1876 he was elected a member of the state legislature. Joux A. ASCUE , a farmer living six miles south and two miles west of Leigh , committed suicide by hanging himself in a cattle shed on his farm. The cause of the deed is thought to have been despondency. He had suffered a number of years from cancer of the lip and its growing continually worse made death preferable. At the inquest a verdict was rendered that the deceased - ceased came to his death by his own hands through hanging. Some time after 12 o'clock the other morning ex-convicts George Kingen and William Winnegar , who were confined - fined in the county jail at York waiting - ing trial , broke jail and made their escape. At about 6 o'clock in the morng Jailor Walsh , in going to the north side of the court house. discov- ered'the bars and screen over one of the windows to the jail room torn open and on inspecting the same found that his prisoners were gone and that they had made their escape through this exit. THE republican state central committee - mittee met in Omaha to agree upon a chairman of the convention , name the date of the Lincoln convention and decide - cide the contest from Thurston county. Chairman John T. Mallalieu presided. It was declared settled and that the Peebles county organization would be recognized by the central committee. John T. Mallalieu was chosen chairman - man of the republican state central committee. The state convention was fixed for Lincoln on Wednesday , July 1stA A TRAGEDY is reported from Colfax county. Patrick Finnegan shot and killed his wife and then took his own life. It seems the tragedy was brought about by Mrs. Finnegan's refusal - fusal to sign an agreement for final payments on land upon which they lived unless her husband would her another farm they owned. Funds have been in bank for some time to pay in full for the first farm men- tioned. The deceased have three daughters and one son , the latter being in California. Ir was a surprise as of a thunderclap out of a clear sky Tuesday morning to the bondsmen of Superintendent Backus of the governmenit Indian school at Genoa , says the Columbus Journal , that he had been found short in his accounts - counts tit"the ambuiit'of ,4S .9G N' word has been received at this writing from Mr. Backus , who is teaching at Florence , this state , but it is supposed that he can make his accounts clearins deed , that he had long ago done so to the proper official representatives of the general government , REV. T. WEBSTERof Lyons , the Methodist - odist divine , has in his possession a hen's egg that is attracting considerable - ble attention. One of his hens laid an egg on Easter Sunday on which is out' lined the letter E. The shape of the egg is the same as alll hen fruit , ereept the shell is raised at one end , forming a distinct letter E. The local photographer - f rapher has taken several photos of the , egg. egg.AN AN OfBcial investigation of the charges preferred against Superintendent - ent Mackay of the Norfolk insane asy- , um has been Ordered. The hearing w ill occur at the asylum on Monday afternoon , April 20. f : L 2-i 'Szk'MRO 1'6 R 'k'don'L - " . ? i a . . : c6 * f SOLID FOR M' I IN ZE . NEBRASKA IN LINE FOR OHIO'S FAVORITE SON. Senator Thurston Expedites Natters by Securing the Election of Three Delegates - gates at Large by Acclamation-No Sixteen to One Free Coinage for Nebraska - braska Republicans-Ilesolutlons En- doreing the Omaha Trans-Misstsslppl Exposition. Nebraska RCllnblICane In Convention. For Delegate-at-larce : JO,1V : L. WE13S2Elt , of Douglas. THOMi' S P. KENNARI ) , of Lancaster. I'ETER JANSEN of Jefferson. j GEORGR H. THIjMMEL , of hail. Alternates : 0. G , SMITH , of Buffalo. C. B. DEMPSTEII , of Gage. L. I' . JUDD , of Boone. A. 0. N RIGIlT , of ( .ass. OMauA , April 16.-Above are given the names of the men elected as delegates - gates to the national convention at St. Louis by the republican state convention - tion which met for that purpose in Omaha yesterday. There was a very large gathering , but the building was commodious enough 'to accommodate all without crowding. The real work of the convention was quietly and harmoniously - moniously accomplished , all the delegates - gates being chosen by acclamation except - cept Geo. H. Thummel. He was successful - cessful .after a close contest with his only opponent , Matt Daugherty of Oga- lalla. The convention was prompt in assembling - sembling within a few moments of schedule time. Vice Chairman John T. Mallalieu of the republican state committee , called the convention to order. Mr. Scdgwick of York , secretary of the republican state central committee , then read the call. This formality being - ing over , Vice Chairman Mallalieu in- traduced as the temporary chairman of the convention Hon. William P. Mc- Creary of Hastings. Senator Thurston moved that in order - der to expedite business the chairman appoint a committee on resolutions , to consist of a chairman and one member from each congressional district , to which all resolutions should be referred without debate. The motion was ear- ned.withoutopposition and the committee - mittee was appointed , as follows : Senator Thurston , chairman ; G. M. Latnbertson , First district ; Cadet Taylor - lor , Second district ; W. H. Needham , Third district ; Thomas Wolfe , Fourth district ; John J. Lamborn , Fifth district - trict ; Henry Gibbons , Sixth district. J. L. McPheely of Minden moved that as there were no contests the services - vices of a committee on credentials be dispensed with and that the list of delegates as in the hands of the secretary - tary be declared elected. This was carried. The temporary organization was perfect. Chairman McCreary announced that thee selection of delegates to the national - tional convention was in order. Senator Thurston moved that in order - der to expedite the work of the convention - vention , and as there was no difference of opinion as to the names of three of the delegates-at-large , that John L. Webster of Douglas , Thomas P. Ken- nard of Lancaster and Peter Jansen of Jefferson be elected by acclamation. Ex-Gov. Crounse sentto the desk and had read a substitute for Mr. Thurs- ton's motion , but it was tabled. The .rules were suspended and the three men who had been nominated as dele- gates-at-large were unanimously chosen - sen to represent Nebraska at St. Louis. Representative W. H. Harrison of Hall county nominated George H. Thummel of his county for the fourth delegate-at-large. The delegation of Webster county seconded the nomination. A Stanton county representative seconded - ended the nomination also. This was a signal for representatives from a large number of counties to fall into line , and they kept the chairman busy recognizing them in order that they might second Mr. Thummel's nomina- tion. Representative Sullivan of Custer county.placed in nomination Matthew Daugherty. Sheridan county , Banner county , Buffalo county and Valley county seconded the nomination of Daugherty. The roll call proceeded with , the final result being : Thummel , 554 ; Daugherty , 498. And Mr. Thummel was declared the unanimous nominee of the convention for the fourth place on the delegation at large. He briefly returned his thanks for the honor conferred - ferred , and Matt Daugherty took the platform to say that he was highly pleased with the selection of his oppo- nent. He expressed his thanks to those who had stood by him. For alternate delegate 0. G. Smith of Buffalo county was nominated and elected by acclamation. G B. Demp- ster of Gage county , L. P. Judd of Boone county and A. C. Wright of Cass county were then placed in nomina- tion. A motion to elect Mr. Judd and Mr. Iempster by acclamation prevailed , and another motion including Mr. Wright in the program. They were declared elected. RESOLUTIONS. In behalf of the committee , Senator Thurston read the following : The republicans of Nebraska in convention - vention assembled congratulate the country upon the certain return of the republican party to power , and rejoice that our land is to bespeedily redeemed from the' disastersr and sufferings of' democratic incompetence , error and I misrule. i This is the year of the people , and the people demand that their great champion , William McKinley , shall be f nominated and elected president of the United States. 1 We reaffirm our loyalty to the des clared principles of the republican party and to those great American policies for which our party always stands. We pledge ourselves in advance to the i forthcoming republican national convention - vention , believing that it will declare against the free and unlimited coinage of silver , and for a currency of gold , t iilver ; and paper "as sound as the govf ernmentand as untarnished as its honc or , " and for that American system of t protection and reciprocity of which iYilliam McKinley is the best living eat portent and under which our people attained the greatest national and int dividualprosperity o We assert that the republican party a I - r d stands for. the supremacy of the constitution - stitution of the United States ; the maintenance of law and order ; the protection - tection of every American citizen in his right to live , labor and to vote ; a rigorous - orous foreign policy ; the enforcement of the Monroe dpctrine ; the restoration of our merchant marine ; American markets for American products ; the government supervision and control of transportation lines and rates ; the protection - tection of the people from all unlawful combination and unjust exaction of aggregated - gregated capital and corporate power ; a pension policy just and generous to our living heros and the widows and orphans of their dead comrades ; coast defenses against foreign navies , pauper immigration and the products of cheap foreign labor ; a rigid observance of our naturalization laws ; the expenditure - ture of all moneys collected from the people for public uses and under the direction of public officials. We extend our sympathies to the struggling patriots of Cuba in their heroic - roic efforts to establish a government of the people , and we demand the recognition - ognition of their rights as belligerents by the national administration. We remit all presentation of state issues - sues to the convention called for the nomination of state officers , pledging ourselves to support its nominees , and assuring the country that Nebraska is a republican , state. v. J. Connell of Omaha offered the following substitute for the money plank as recommended by the com- mittee. We declare that both gold and silver should be primary money and recognized - nized as such by the government of the United States , and should be a full legal tender for all debts , both public and private ; that the government should not discriminate in favor of gold as against silver , and that the mints should be open upon equal terms to bout gold and silver at the ratio now established by law. We oppose the issuing of government bonds in times of peace. In support of his substitute Mr. Connell - nell spoke at some length and submitted - mitted a petition signed by 450 repub- licans. Delegate Corbin of Johnson county moved to lay the substitute on the table , and after some further debate the motion prevailed. The same controversy was renewed when Hon. John B. Wright of Lancaster - ter county moved that the anti-free coinage clause in the money plank be stricken out. He declared that the conven Lion had no right to instruct the national convention , and the republican - can party could not afford to declare for the elimination of either gold or silver as a basis of money. The motion to strike out was lost by an overwhelming vote , and the platform - form as submitted by the committee was unanimously approved. THE EXPOSITION ENDORSED. The following resolutions were presented - sented by the committee and adopted without debate : Whereas , Delegates representing the twenty-four states and territories lying west of the Mississippi river at the Trans-Mississippi congress of 1895 adopted resolutions providing for the holding of an exposition for the purpose - pose of exhibiting the products , manufactures - factures , arts , industries and capabilities - ties of these states and territories ; and , Whereas , The said congress voted unanimously that said exposition should be held at the city of Omaha in the year 1898 ; and , Whereas , The common interestof the states and territories constituting this great region will be greatly promoted and benefitted thereby , and the interests - ests of the great state of Nebraska will be especially benefitted by such an exposition - position within her boders ; therefore be it Resolved , by the 1,057 citizens of the state of Nebraska , assembled together as delegates to the Nebraska republican - can state convention in the Colliseum building , Omaha , April 15 , 1896 , That the holding of said Trans-Mississippi and International exposition is hereby heartily approved , and that the senators - ators and representatives in congress from Nebraska are requested to fully cooperate with the senators and representatives - resentatives from the Trans-Mississippi states , and thoroughly and actively endeavor - deavor to procure at this session of congress - gress the passage of the bill giving national recognition to said exposition , and providing for an appropriation for national exhibits and necessary and proper buildings to contain the same ; and be it further Resolved , That a copy of the foregoing - ing resolution be certified by the secretary - tary of the convention and sent to the senators and representatives in congress - gress from Nebraska. OUT AND OUT FOR Jt'IiiNLEY. Senator Thurston then presented for approval the resolutions which were adopted by the Douglas county convention - tion as the result of the compromise between the McKinley and Manderson committees. After Senator Thurston had read the resolutions Frank Collins of Lancaster county offered the following substitute - tute : ! Whereas , The republican party of ! Nebraska , in state convention assembled - bled , believes in the rule that of the majority and recognizes that the over- whehniru sentiment of Nebraska republicans - publicans is favorable to the candidacy of William Meliinley of Ohio for president - dent of the Unitcd States , therefore , be it Resolved , by this convention , That we hearty commend the candidacy of William McKinley for nomination by the national republican convention to the highest office in the gift of the American people , because of his spotless - less private life , his sterling honesty , his undoubted political integrity , his sigh moral courage , his lofty patriot- slut his splendid citizenship and his superb statesmanship. We unqualifiedly - fiedly endorse his candidacy becausehe s the acknowledged champion of the overshadowing issue : "American mar- : ets for American producers , protection - tion to American industries and American - can labor. " We regard him as the logical and invincible - vincible leader of the republican hosts n their dictorious campaign of 1S96 , and triumphal reentry into power on 1Jarch 4 , 1897. Be it further Resolved , by this convention , That he four delegates-at-large and the our alternates-at large selected by this onvention to represent this commonwealth - wealth at the national republican convention - vention at St Louis , be , and each of hem is , hereby instructed to use all honorable means to secure the nomina- ion of William McKinley at the hands f said convention , and to this end they , nd each of them , are further instruct a , - red - - ed to vote for William McKinley on the first ballot , and on each succeeding ballot until he is nominated or his name is withdrawn from the contest. The roll call on Collin's substitute resulted - sulted : Ayes , 488 ; nays , 401. It was declared carried , and C. E. Holland - land of Seward county offered the following - lowing , which was unanimously adopted : Resolved , That in the person of Senator - ator John ll. Thurston we recognize an able statesman whose only ambition is to promote the best interests of his constituents and to stand between any foe , political or otherwise , that endangers - gers their prosperity or attempts to throttle the popular expression of the people on any political questiou. Uudaunted by any Ilolitica ) power , he has the courage to vote the sentiments of the sovereign people on any question of moment in the face of any organized opposition. On motion of Seth Mobley of Grand Island , a vote of thanks was tendered Chairman McCreary for his services , and the convention adjourned. PERSONAL. E. C. Stedman , who has just refused a professor's chair at Yale , was dismissed - missed from that university when a student. Henry Arthur ones , the playwright , indignantly denies the published assertion - sertion that he is to drop the name of Jones and call himself Henry Arthur. Frederick Remington was a clerk in an expres office before he essayed art. Capt. Alfred Sanford of St. Louis , who is 73 years old and whom the atf- thorities sent to the poorhouse last week , was the boyhood friend and playmate - mate of Ulysses S. Grant. Tzmoteo Panduro , a little Mexican Indian clay modeler , now at Atlanta , is said to be a wonderful genius. He has had no training , but has already won several medals of honor. By a votes of twelve to six the judges of the Appellate division of the New York Supreme court have decided not to wear gowns. Rev. Myron Reed of Denver had an engagement to lecture at Hall City , iCan. Missing his train , he hired a team of horses and a buggy and drove from Colby , a distance of seventy-five miles. Rabbi I. M. Wise of Cincinnati says that during the last forty years he has officiated at 10,000 Jewish weddings and only three couples whom he has married have ever applied for a diverce. BITS OF KNOWLEDGE. The English governess to the king of Spaih recently appointed , who is , of course , to teach him her language , is to receive a salary of $3,750 a year. The coming eclipse expedition of Amherst college will be in charge of Prof. David P. Todd. It will observe the eclipse of 1896 from the island of Gezo , Japan. Crime is more common in single life than in married. In the former 33 in every 100,000 are guilty , while only 11 married men of the same number have gravely broken the laws. There are in Ohio about 17,500 oil wells , of which more than 3,000 were bored in 1894. The Kirkridge yields 310 barrels per hour , or 7,740 per day. Another yields over 1,200 barrels a day. In London-unlike other cities , especially - pecially New York and Vienna-no house is permitted to exceed in height the width of the street in front and the number of inhabitants is limited by law. Prince Bismarck received about 218 ; 000 postal cards from as many admirers congratulating him on his eightieth birthday. These cards have a total weight of 1,320 pounds , and pilled up in one column would reach a height of 150 feet. A VARIETY OF HINTS. Chloride of lime banishes rats and sewer gas. Bronze buttons are used on nasturtium - tium velvet bodices. Hand-painted china knife handles are unique gifts. Dates stuffed with almonds are beloved - loved by the matinee girl. The zither is more fashionable than either the mandolin or banjo. A popular restaurateur says men call for more sweets than women. White satin and sable is a combination - tion much worn by bridesmaids. One white rose in the center of a cluster of violets makes a very smart boutonniere. The dark haired girl now has her innings. Blondes are not as much in vogue as formerly. The graceful lcpe of a camel and the home run of an excited ostrich seem to have been boiled into a nondescript bait much affected by the up-to-date girl. Do not buy blue or lavender lamp A shades unless you wish to give them a to some dear friend against whom you t have a particular grudge. They make even a pretty woman positively hide- ous. . Do not be offended if the members of your family suddenly stop talking when you enter the room. They are not maligning you , as your conscience stig- gests , knowing full well that you deserve - n serve it , but are doubtless planning to surprise you with something you would much rather be without. 1 ABOUT WOMEN. The mother of the late King Menelek of Abyssinia , fifty-five years ago was a beggar at the palace gates , but her e wonderous beauty won time heart of i H aelon , who took her for his wife. H Mrs. John F. Forepaugh , a Philadelphia - o phia theater manager , is winning admiration - b miration her e by businesslike methods t and general good common sense. Mrs. Besant , the theosophist and divorced - a vorced wife of the novelist's brother , ' e : has had a varied religious experience. i ti She was a religious enthusiast in early I c years and then tried to be a nun. Forr h time she was a pupil of Huxle } 's. . C . . , . - - - " 4.J . . . . ' -"r . - < ' , H UMOHUUS. „ ! The wife : "Isn't. that your eye doe- tor ? ' The husband : "I thought soy. until he sent in his bill. He's a skin specialist " -Harper's Weedy. Her effort to be agreeable--Clergy- - man : "Some people think I preach long : sermons. Do you think so ? " She : f ° "Oh , no ! They only seem long.-Pack. Visitor. But this ports it of Mr. deal more than life- Bulger is a good size. " Artist : "I know it. That is the , 5 Ize he thinks he I.-Boston Bulletin. ' I "That whisky is fifteen years old. I' l . ' had it that long i7. know it , because I've myself. " The colonel : "By Jove ! sir , be of phenomenal self- you must a man control.Life. . , She ( haughtily ) : "I beg your pardon , sir ; you have the advantage of me. " ' He ( jauntily ) : "I should say I had. I'm' the fellow you jilted ten years age.- Melbourne Weekly Times. 1 First tramp : "It makes me ncrvous to sleep in one of dose lodgin'-houses. 1k Supposin' a fire .was to break out in do night ? " Second tramp : " so. i Dent firemeif would turn a on yer in a minute.-Truth. Teacher : "Tommy , you may define ! , the difference between a while and a time Tommy : "Wy-wy-when paw says he is going down for a lvhile maw ' ' for time.- says she'll bet lie's going a Cincinnati Enquirer. f ' "What course should a lawyer pursue i when called on to defend a man whom. he icnotrsto be guilty ? " asked the ex- , aminer. The examined scratched his head a moment and answered : "Charge , him dotible , of course.-Cincinnati En- quirer. Beatrice sends us some verses enti- a tied , " RVhy Do 1 Live ? " We cannot usu your contribution , Beatrice , but we can : . answer your conundrum. You live situ- ply because you send your verses inn - stead of bringing them.-Yonkers State rnan. 'Cho teacher of the infant class at they Sunday school , to interest the little ones , had begun to tell them the a story of the fall of man , when a mite of a girl was heard to exclaim half aloud : "Oh , Fm ss tired of that story about the Adamses.-Boston Transcript. n0w 1yse . SCIENCE HELPS YOU TO Bl3 YOUR OWN DOCTOR. From the Era , Dradford , Pa. Too few people are acquainted with , time rapid advance of medical science , . and too many doctors are still plodding - ding In the old paths. Once it comes to pass that people know themselves , that all physicians are abreast of the ! world's knowledge , much of our suffering - fering will come to an end. Medical scientists are not delving into the depths of knowledge for the mere benefit - f ) efit of brother physicians , but for the , benefit of the world. They place in v the ! lands of the well man a means of keeping well. In the hands of the sick. man a means of recovery. To the par- ' ent they give the power of saving the s ' child. science is working for you-will' 1. I' you accept the proffered help ? Mrs. George Rowend , an estimable lady who resides at N. . 276 East Main , ' Street , has eaua to feel grateful toward - . ward the arienee of medicine. + ' She stated to a reporter that she had been suffering with a female trouble for many e.trs. She had been. for the ailment for a long time-in fact , nearly all her If fe-and' u had never received anything more than temporary relief. During the last three years her condition grew worse and was aggravated by an affection of the r heart. Her health was so poor that she found it almost impossible to herforny her Irrusehold duties. "I never believed in proprietary medicines - icines , " said Mrs. Rowend. "but one day last fall I read an article in a newsparer which told of the cures effected - fected by Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. and ; I decided to try the medicine. Before I had taken the contents of one box I' began to feel better. The depressing' weakness whl-h had bothered me for so many years began to disappear , and' , the action of the heart at once became - came stronger and more , regular. "I took nine boxes of the pills and : I am now feeling better than I have- for several years , and I have unbounded - ed faith In the nedicine. " Dr. Williams' Pink Pills contain ally the elements necessary to give new life- md richness to the blood and restores # shattered nerves. They are for sale' j by all druggists , or may be had by mail' from Dr. Williams' Medicine Company , Schenectady , N. Y. , pfor 50 cents per- box , or six boxes for O'-.50. i Two Choice yolurnes. "IIer father is not what you would , call a well read man , said one foreign. tj gentleman to another. "No. Ills library consists of only t tto books. But they suffice. " 4 " 11'hat are they ? " i "Bank book and check book.- ' t r half Pare Excursions via the Wabash , rite short line to St. Louis , and quici ronte East or South r ' , . ' ; ip nil 21st and 31a y 5th. Excursions to. 1 points south at one fare for the round : f F i ! rip with 2.00 added. JUNE 16th , i ' National Republican Convention at St , I 'T Louis. JULY National Educational Association at i Buffalo. JULY 9th , Christian Endeavor Convention at Washington. " ' ' ' JULY 22nd , ational People and Silver Convention at : St. Louis. . i For rates , time tables and further infor- R } oration , call at the Wabash ticket office , 415 Farnam St. Paxton , Hotel block , - . . . N. W. Pass. Agt. , Omaha , Neb. The Energy in an Avalanche. A French engineer has thought it worth while to calculate the waste en- \ji rgy of the great avalanche of Gemmi- n the Alps , which fell last September , . f e makes it 1,400 million metre tons. v r r , roughly , three times the same nnm- ' er of foot tons that is ; to say , the en- rgy needed to lift some three billion , Ons a fcot high. The fall lasted a minute and in that time developed bout a million horse power. If the ergy could have been turned into eleo- 4 ' . ic current it would have fed 90,00016- ' M andle power incandescent lamps five ours a day during a whole year.- hicago Record ' rR .1 t rl r = -