f A 1 n A . BOYCOTT F BANKS ' 'GENERAL MASTER SOVEREIGN 'ISSUES HIS ORDERS. r i , i nights of Labor instructed to nefuso to Itecelvo National Bank I'uper Money f After September 1-Farmers' Alliances i' ' Wand Others Asked to .twist-Caustlc R Arraignmentof : tire Banks-Obeyanco ,1 of the Order Obligatory. t A National Ilanic Boycott. 1 WASHINGTON , duly 20-The Times rprints the outlines of a manifesto to r Abe issued by Master Workman Soy- ' -crein of knights of Labor for the boycott of alt national banks. It will be addressed to the Knights of Labor , the Fanners' Alliance , the People's ; party , reform clubs and kindred so- eieties , reciting "the wrongs of the t -toiling thousands and their suffering .at the hands of the money making , power" and "calling for a boycott of : national bank notes in alldealings between - tween individuals. It is to go into effect September 1 , The manifesto declares that "the mnational banks are responsible for the -destruction of the greenbacks , the pay- ' of the bonds in coin , the funding pct , the demonetization of silver , and -n11 the corrupt financial legislation for i the past thirty years ; that they have boycotted and discriminated against even kind of money that promised relief - lief to the debtor class and prosperity to the industrial masses ; that they are boycotters of the most cruel and miercilcss kind. This boycott , it con- y tinues , will precipitate the great con- iiict with people on one side and banks 'on the other , and the issues will be as sharply drawn as in the struggle of i -Jackson with the old United States bank. The struggle of 1n9G must result - sult in victory for the common people or the hope of American liberty is lost. "Boycott the national banks , " it says in conclusion. Mr. Sovereign emphatically says that it is obligatory on every knight to obey the order. "Not only that , " lee declares , "but we expect similar -ortler to be issued by the heads of all = sympathetic organizations. " ALL BRIGHT .AGAIN , 'Comptroller Eckcls on the Signs of Prosperity - perity Due to Sound Policy. CIIICAGo , July 20.-James C. Eckels , .comptroller of currency , who passed througli o here yesterday on his way'to Ottawa , 111. , said : "Coming through the iron districts of Pennsylvania I was astonished at the activity. From Harrisburg to Pittsburg our train : seemed to be running through a line -of coke furnaces and steel mills , everyone -one of which was in active operation the scene that told stronger than any words of industry and prosperity. Last week Bradstreet's reporicd that 1,000,000 wage earners had hau their salaries increased within the past fourteen days. I attribute this wonderful - derful improvement entirely to the confidence that exists in the financial policy of the present administration. Thie placing of the last loan of the gov- 'erinnent by the New York bankers was a marvelous piece of financiering. All these things count hard for a basis of sound money , and have pricked the $ ee silver bubble until it has about collapsed. " "What is your opinion regardmg the two great political parties declaring for silver in their national conventions - tions ? ' , 'Reports that come to me from the , great financiers of the country , and I am sure that they ought to know , are to the effect that there is nothing to 1111 this free silver talk , and every day roes to prove practically , not theor- etieally , that the basis of sound money is the only one that will stand. I -don't believe either the Republican or Democratic party will attempt to indorse - dorse free silver , for it will be a dead issue before the national conventions are held. " 'VIAY FIGHT AT GALVESTON. Jan Stuart Is Consldering a Proposition to t Bring the Big Go Off on an Island. DALLAS , Texas , July 'O.-Galveston islies the Corbett-F it-simmons glove : ontest pulled off on that island. The 1 capitalists and business men of that ' pity have appointed a committee to wome to Dallas and make a proposition i i ' o President Stuart of the Florida - + Itltletic club. President Stuart said : hat Gal eston's proposition was a lib- viral one , including ground and build- I .ng . free , and that he would „ o there Saturday to see about it. Tie says 'there is strong opposition to the fight tt Dallas , threats having been made to ItoP the construction of the amphi- stheatcr by injunction as soon as it is 'begun. The contracts for the fight , f Stuart says , read "Texas , " and not "Dallas , " and there 'will be no eompli- % ration in a change of location. Fro Bank Held Up. WuLL &CE , Idaho , July 20. - Two -masked men held up a faro bank in Fred Steer's saloon yesterday morn- ing. The bank had just closed and the proprietor was cashing up when two mashed men entered the saloon and ordered all hands up. The robbers - bers then took all the money , about ; $4OG , and walked out. Several shots were fired after them , but they dis- 'tppearcd in the darkness. Found Guilty of Murder. Erin , Kan. , July _ 20.-Ed Anderson , who confesed the murder of Swan Peterson June 5 , was found guilty or : murder in the first degree. Ander- rson's attorneys made an able plea of insanity , but the jury returned in orty niinntes with the verdict Mexican Strikers Seize a Town. CITY OF MEXICO , July :0.-The 200 , ' miners employed at Corrodeloro , state ' 'of Mexico , yesterday rose in rcrolt t r = - a , inst their employers , and taking , , 'refug e in a neighboring town fortified t = ' 'themselves and are now defying the ' + ' authorities. The manager of the mine wed 1 , , s , t , . A Maniac heir to Thousands. NEVADA , July 20.-William Bu- - _ " ford , a private patient at state asylum No. 3 , here , from Saline county , has % become Heir to a fortune of $40,000. } r He has been an inmate of the iastitu- - -ion about six years a MORGAN IS FOR SILVER. The Alabama Senator Delivers a White Metal Address. GRIFFIN , Ga. , July ! 0.-The streets 7f this little city were thronged at an early ljour yesterday morning by ; rowds from the countiy and surrounding - rounding towns. All came to attend the bimetallic state convention , called by the Spalding County Silver league , and to hear Senator John T. Morgan ) f Alabama speak. United States Senator - ator Patrick Walsh of Augusta was made permanent chairman of the onvention. Senator Morgan began by saying that he came to the meeting as a Oem- crat , in Democratic harness , and by the authority of the settled creed , to advocate Democratic principles as old 'Ind as sound as the great na ional party. Then he event on to exic.l silver - ver , arguing for its restoration , and closed with a tirade against the "sound money" men. "I am here , " he went on , "as a disci , plc of Jefferson , Madison and Jackson- and many others of the consecrated fathers , to speak in defense of an act of congress that was approved by George Washington in 1792 for the free coinage of silver ; which was re-enacted iii 1837 , and was approved by Andrew Jackson , nresidcnt of the United States , and was stabbed below the fifth rib by John Sherman in 1373 , and was left for dead. " Continuing , he said that Mr. Sher- man's law of i873 was such a death blow to silver as a money metal that it Seems marvelous that silver has in it enough life left to take up its bed and walk. "But , " lie said , "it ismoving to the front with uplifted head and vigorous - ous step again , in union , if not in full harmony , with gold , and the parade is so inspiriting that even Great Britain is keeping step to the music of the union. Referring to the record of the vote of Senator Hill of New York for free coinage at the ratio of 16 to 1 , Senator Morgan said the vote was cast in a Pickwickian sense. "Such a way of voting , " he said , "may be in vogue in a state where the Democratic party is divided into snapper' and anti-snap- per' factions ; where one leader snaps' and the other leader anti-snaps , ' and between the two the party is consigned to Jonah's quarter's in the belly of the Republican whale. If Mr. lull was forced into such a voyage by the anti- snappers in 1S92 , it may be safely calculated - culated that he will kick himself on shore again in due season , " Speaking of Secretary Carlisle , the senator said he was not chosen as a cabinet officer until he had changed front on the silver question. "His conversion was not like that of Paul , who espoused error , was made blind , and then sawthe truth and embraced it ; but Bloc that of Aaron , who saw the truth and became blinded to it and espoused the darkness of Egypt typified in a golden calf. " Mr. Morgan combatted what he termed "the false issue invented by Mr. Sherman and adopted by Mr. Cleveland ; " that it is the duty of the government to preserve the parity be- tween. the metals by adjustmg their coinage to meet the fluctuations in their commercial value. "England , " he said , "wanted gold because she was the largest creditor nation and killed silver to get rid of this p City issue. " Speaking of the Sf09U09,000 gold reserve - serve , lie said : ' 1t was a sort of 'jack- pot' put up by Mr. Sherman that has kept up the gambling in our money. It was never needed to give strength to the United States. A country that has paid in debts and interest more than $3,000,000,000 in thirty pears could not need the sunport of $100,000,000 deposited in the treasury to support its credit. ' ' RAIN DAMAGE IN IOWA. A Cloud Burst Near Iowa City Causes a Flood and a 'rriin Wreck. Iow i CITY , Iowa , July :0.-Four and one-half inches of water from a cloud burst north of this city lash night caused great damage to crops. Five hundred feet of the Burlington , Cedar Rapids and Northern track were washed out. Ralston creek went out of its banks and carried off bridges , sidewalks and fences. Several families waded out of their houses in four feet of water. The Rocky Mountain flyer from the west , on the Rock Island , was ditched three blocks west of the Iowa river , and one of the fireman's legs was broken. The passengers were badly shaken up. The rails are washed out between Iowa City and Powney. There are no trains from the east or west. Ingalls Loses a Farm. ATcrosox , Iran. , July _ -John J. Ingalls has lost a farm. Tie owned one near Kickapoo , and recently htd a chance to dispose of it. He took the buyer down to see it , expatiating upon its desirable qualities , and when he got there he couldn't find the farm. It had been washed into the river five years ago. And all during that five years he had been paying taxes on it. Nine Iron Miners Entombed. IEON MOUNTAIN , Mich. , July 19.- Nine miners were entombed in the Pewabic mine near here last night and there is little hope of their rescue , for slow progress is being made by the rescuers. The cave-in occurred just as the men were quitting work , the timbers and ore pillars on the first level giving way A Condemned Murderer hills himself. SroIANE , Wash. , ' July 20If. . D. Smith , a condemned murderer , made an effort to escape from jail last night. A number of people joined Jailcr Thompson in the pursuit , when Smith , jumping into the river , sought to cross , but the rapid curient carried him back to the shore. He was seized by one of his pursuers , when he suddenly drew out a razor and almost severed'his own head from his body , dying instantly. A Denver Ex-Otlicial Suicides. JENVElr , Col , July 20.-David J. Ns 'tin , ex-member of the fire and police - lice board , committed suicide to-day by shooting himself in the head. He was about GO years oid and was formerly in the real estate business. He was one of the commissioners whom Governor Waite attempted to remove and who insisted upon holding their offices4until a decision had been obtained - tained in the courts sustaining the governor's' action , thereby precipitating - tating the city hail warfare last year. Financialreverses and ill health were the causes. 1IRPEITZE L 'S STORY EASILY MISLED BY INSURANCE SWINDLER HOLMES , Wrongs to Which She was Subjected- The Three Children Taken From Their Mother to be Educated by the Vnscru- lous Criminal-Time Woman's Feelings Much Worked On-Lives to Identify the Bodies. The Pietzel Tragedy. Cmceco , July 19.-Mrs. Carrie Diet- zel left late last night for Toronto to identify the bodies of the two little girls found Monday in the cellar of a house there. The children , it is believed - lieved are her own , and it is supposed they were murdered by Herman Mudgett or U. II. Holmes , formerly of Chicago , now in jail in Philadelphia for insurance fraud. Mrs. Pietzel believes that the two bodies found in Toronto are those of licr missing daughtersand that Holmes murdered them. She further believes that the children were in Toronto when she was there searching for them last winter. She is broken in health and mind , the victim , she believes - lieves , of a hypnotic influence exerted by Holmes. ' "Holmes , whom I haA never met , " said Mrs. Pietzel , "but nce before the death of my husband , seemed from the time he asked me for the care of the children until his final arrest to have a peculiar influence over me. I felt controlled - trolled by him. He had a sway over me that I thought natural , since he had been the intimate friend of my husband. Besides my husband had repeatedly told me that I could trust him , that he was a good man , and that he would always be true to us. The children idolized him. There was nothing that he could not do with them. Again and again my husband told me how much he thought of Holmes and how honorable he was until I came to the same opinion myself - self , although at first I did not like the man and told my husband so and begged hun to have nothing to do with him. "I saw my husband last on Auguat 29 , 1894. He had gone to St. Louis. He was then heavily interested with Holmes in whatever the enterprises were they had on together , and 1 was lying sick with my baby. I was very sick. I could not go to Philadelphia to identify the body which they suspected to be that of my husband. 1 could not be moved. ] lolmes came to ine and Alice was taken East and she identified - fied the body. It was after that that Holmes told ine that the body was not that . of my husband ; that it was a bogus body made up to look like him , and that if I or the children said anything abont it the insurance company would get hold of us and we would be punished se- verely. I was very sick , and I believed - lieved Holmes. He talked kindly and offered to take Alice , Nellie and flow- ard away from me and educate them. signed.'y school and pay all of their expenses. The children loved him , and I was alone in the world and poor. I let him take them , and they went away. At this time and all other times Holmes acted to me like a gentleman. He constantly kept me under the impression , though , that I and the children were to be mixed up with the bogus body which he said was found in P iladelphia. He said Pietzel was still live , and that I would see him again when this trouble was over. Ile wished , though , to save us from ar- rest. After the three children were gone I moved about the country. I began to worry about the children. I wanted to see them and wished to know' where they were. Holmes always put me off with the story that I must keep quiet until the detectives stopped their work. "When he took me to Detroit it was he who registered me there as Mrs. Adams. He told me so when he came up to the room where Dessie , my oldest daughter , and I were. I told him he did wrong to put my name down wrong , but he explained that the detectives - tectives must be kept off of the track and that I was protecting my husband by this. I finally heard the children were at Toronto - ronto , and Dessie , I and the baby went there alone to search , but without success. Since then I have been work ing for the location of the children with District Attorney Graham of Philadelphia , Mr. Geyer , the detective , of Philadelphia , and the officers of the life insurance company have done all in their power to aid me. You must understand that when my children were first really missing I was locked up and could not communicate with any one. i was not allowed to see the new.papcrs nor receive mail. In Holmes' trunk there was found a letter from my daughter Alice to me , which never reached me , showing that my mail was intercepted. Since I have had my freedom the Philadelphia authorities - thorities and the insurance company have worked to bring my children back to me , and I have aided hhemn so far as I could. "When I gave the children up to Holmes in St. Louis I was too sick and trusted him too much to pay careful attention to what I did. He told mete to go home to Galva , to recruit there with my parents and he would keep the three in : school. When he took mete to Detroit , and I supposed we were being - ing hounded by detectives , Holmes paid most of the bills. Sometimes I was compelled to pay my own ex- penses. I believe Holmes intended to kill me. I trunk he meant to ] sill me in Burlington , Vt , but lie must have lost his nerve , or he still had the children - dren on his hands , and he hesitated. 1 cannot give any other explanation of why he spared my life. He intended to kill my entire family. " General Campos Wins a Victory. MADUID , July 19.-Captain General Martinez de Campos has cabled to the home government that the insurgents in the district of L'ayamo , province of Santiago de Cuba , have been scattered after suffering severe loss. Many of the insurgents were killed and wounded. General Santo Cirdes was killed and three officers wounded. NEWS IN BRIEF. Five have died and two of the congressmen - gressmen elected last fall have re- signed. r S 'y , - i S = k- NEBRASKA WILL EE THERE. An Appeal From Commissioners to time Atlanta Exposition toCounty , Boards. LINCOLN , July 19.-Tho Nebraska commissioners to time Cotten States and Industrial exposition are not disposed to lie down under any adverse decisions of the attorney general or county attorneys - torneys in regard to the right legally of counties to make appropriations for a state exhibit at the exposition. It is argued that counties have the right to make a county exhibit anywhere in the United States , All that is necessary is to label the exhibit with the name of the county. , A group of these counties would make a splendid showing at Atlanta - lanta nest September. With this end in view the commissioners have issued a circular addressed to the commissioners - ers of each county in the state , setting forth the objects of the exposition and the advantages that will accrue to Nebraska - braska from representation at the show. In reference to money the circular - cular says : "No appropriation for defraying the expenses of making such an exhibit having been been made by the legislature - ture , it will be nessary to appeal to the patriotism and business judgment of the several county organizations for such funds , by an appropriation of a sufficient amount to have their counties - ties properly represented at Afvianta. We therefore respectfully ash and solicit - licit your honorable body to appropriate - ate from your county funds , for the purpose above setforth , an amount not to exceed 1 cent per capita of the population - lation of your county , or any such other amount as in your judgment may seem best The amount so appropriated - ed will be used only for the actual expenses - penses necessary to collect , maintain and properly display the products of the state , and any person having control - trol of these funds or their expenditure - diture will be required to furnish a good and sufficient bond , and also to report to the governor for approval and publication an accurate , itemized account - count of all expenditures with proper vouchers to cover the same. For Nebraska to make and maintain a proper exhibit will require time expenditure - iture of about 10,000. We respectfully urge you to take prompt action in this matter , as the time is short in which to gather and arrange an exhibit which wilt do justice to time state. All money appropriated or contributed should be made payable to and forwarded to Governor - ernor S. A. lloieomnb , Lincoln , Neb. Communications should be addressed to H. S. lIotchkiss , secretary , Lincoln , Neb.HORRHARVEY HORR-HARVEY DEBATE. Itir. IIarvey Charges Corruption in the Passage of the Law of 1Sig. Cnicsoo , July 19.-The Horr-Harvey debate to-day opened at 11 o'clock instead - stead of 2 o'clock as heretofore. The subject Under discussion was what Mr. Harvey had characterized in his book as the "crime of 1573"-the demoneti- zation of silver. After sonic miscellaneous sparring , : Jr. IIarvey charged corruption in the passage of the act for the demonetiza- tion of silver , and \lr. Tlorr repudiated the inference that the citizens of the United States were all corrupt. Ile declared that it was not true that every man had his price. Members of con- grers were as honest as the average American citizen. He knew whereof he spoke , for he had been a member of that body Himself. Mr. llorr then took up the history of the demonetization act , showed the stages through which it had passed and declared that its final enactment was not until after it had bt:2n before congress for nearly three years. Mr. Harvey then returned to the attack upon the honesty of legislators throughout the country , including members of congress and of the IiEn- ois and Colorado legislatures. This venality was sapping the foundations of the government as it had sapped the foundations of and destroyed every republic of the past. Mr. Ilorr again returned to the defense - fense of the honesty of the American people. Mr. Harr then spoke of the demoni- tiration of silver in ISIG as the result of experience in the use of the double standard. In 1871 Germany adopted the gold standard and threw on time market $300,000,000 in silver. It was this that set the world to considering the silver question-not any gold bug conspiracy. The financial policy of no great nation was ever dominated by a conspiracy. This closed the debate for the day. except time answering of questions by the disputants propounded by members of the audience. Time attendance was not large , but was appreciative and generous and impartial in its recogni tion of telling points. BOTH SIDES READY. Tire Celebrated Taylor Case Will Be Called Some Time Next Week. CAnlmoia.Toa , Mo. , July 19.-At 6:30 p. m. time Taylor brothers were brought into court , and Mr. Bresnehan said the state was ready for trial. Colonel hale , for the defense , said they did not want a continuance , but that they had three or four witnesses in Linn and Sullivan counties who were sick , and that they wanted an order from the court to take their depositions. The court granted the order and the defense answered ready for trial. The court ordered a special venire of 300 men from which to select a panel of forty , and the sheriff was instructed to have them in court Monday next at I o'clock. Time court also instructed the sheriff to allow no one to assist m getting the venire except regularly sworn deputy sheriffs. This will make the case come up for trial about Thurs- day. sash and Door I'rices Baisc 1. OSiriioslr , July 19.-The National iIanufaeturing association and the Northwestern Sash and Door association - tion , at a meeting held here last night , uecided to raise prices 20 per cent to partly compensate for the advance in glass Police Reform in Omaha. O3IAIIA , Neb. , July 19.-i'Wenty-five political and sectarian policemen agitators - tators have been discharged , and time edict has been issued that policemen must not let political and religious affairs - fairs interfere with their duty as officers. l _ r 1 FOR BOYS AND GIRL S. INSTRUCTIVE READING FOR YOUNG AMERICANS. What a Copyright Is-Effects of Exer- cise-Sono South American Birds- Godliness Is Profitable-Pat's Pride and Fall-Miscellany. LADY COW , WITH y o u r sweet , sweet breath. And eyes so soft and kind , I wonder where in the pasture land Such creamy milk you find ! Maybe the daisies are the milk. The buttercups the cream. And the butter is the marigolds That grow along time stream. I've guessed your secret , Lady Cow ? Don't look so very sad ; I wouldn't tell a word of it. I couldn't be so bad ! -Our Animal Friends. Some South African Birds. Following the example of other members - bers , I thought I would write and tell you about some of our birds. My brothers and I have just been talking about theblue hawk. It Is not a particularly - ticularly large bird , and Is grayish-blue in color. It is comparatively harmless , its chief prey being rats and mice. Its nest looks like a pile of sticks roughly - ly laid together , but at the bottom of the nest It is very soft. This is the description - scription my little cousin gives of its eggs : "If you were to take a pure white ego and rub it all over with blood , leaving - ing a few white specks , it would be just like a blue-hawk's egg. " In shape it is round , and the color is really a dirty red. The bird's call sounds very much like that of a cross fretful baby. Another - other peculiar bird ] sere is the hammer- hop. It is a large brown bird , and has a crest upon Its head which looks like a hammer , hence the name. It preys upon the frogs. It makes a tremend0US nest in the shape o a but on the top of a high rock. I am told that it plasters - ters the nest on the inside. One of our prettiest birds is the gilded cuckoo or diedrich. The color of its back is green , and looks as if a lot of bronze dust had been sprinlled on it. Its breast is white spotted with brown. Like other cuckoos , it lays Its eggs in other bird's nests. The color of the eggs is pure white. It has a very musical cal-"dee- ! dee-dee-diedrich. " The aasvogel is a species of vulture. It is of a dirty white color , and has no feathers at all on its neck. Almost as soon as an animal dies the sky is darkened - ened by aasvogels flyIng to prey upon the body. The leader or king perches upon it first , while his followers it round waiting until he is finished. He claims the eye as his portion , as a rule. As soon as he has satisfied his hunger he flies away , leaving his followers to have their share. The aasvogel builds his nest of sticks on the top of some inaccessible krantz ( precipice ) . The eggs are white , I believe , spotted with brown.-Isma Fincham in Harpers Round Table. Godliness Is I'rolitablc. The thought brought out by H. N. Jacks , secretary of the Oakland , Cal. , association , at the noon prayer meeting - ing in the Chicago association building the other day , that godliness is profitable - able even in this life is one that is sometimes lost sight of , even in this practical age. Even from the utilitarian - rian standpoint there is no stronger argument for Christianity than the fact that it helps a man to make the most of this life. The Christian is not promised great wealth or prosperity-few Christians - tians could stand this-but he is promised - ised a sufficiency , and prosperity in earthly things often follows in the wale of Christianity. It is but natural that it should be so. Christianity means diligence in business and the best use of the talents God has given each individual - vidual man. It means also honesty between - tween man and man , which in the end is the best policy. It means temperance - ance , self-control and the right use of all the powers of body and mind. It means the strength to embrace oppor- tunity. In fact the Christian man is the only man who is living in harmony with nature's laws , and as such he can not but be successful in the highest sense of the word. On the other hand , the man who disregards God in the affairs - fairs of his life opens time door to all kinds of evil indulgences. Many start out with the false notion that it is manly - ly to drink intoxicants , to gamble , to occasionally sow their wild oats , forgetting - getting all the while that they are forging - ing the chains that will bind them for this life as well as for the next. The man of dissipated habits can not lee a success in any position. He is unworthy , of confidence. No employer will trust him. Quickly he loses place , respectability - bility , character and manhood , and as he finds himself an outcast from society he is reluctantly brought to the conclusion that "the way of trarsgres- sors is hard.-Young lien's Era. Effects of Ecercie. In a recent pamphlet issued by the University of Wisconsin ale given statistical - tistical results of investigation on the part of Dr. J. C. Eisom , the professor of physical culture and director of the gymnasium. It will be remembered that Dr. Elsom was formerly physical director of the Minneapolis association. The students at the University of Wisconsin - consin , at their second examination , where asked certain questions as to the effects of exercise. Out of seventy-five I answers , selected at random , fifty-eight i men testified to an improved state of health and strength as a result of the season's work. Following are some of the results of exercise reported by these students : "I have been more free from biliousness - ness and kidney troubles. " "The gymnasium has greatly improved - proved my digestion and sleeping. " "Health generally , improved , especially ly my chest and lungs. " , "Scarcely ever now have a headache. " "The exercise has caused many of the eruptions. on my skin to disappear. " "Am freer from cold in head and throat. " "Appetite better , digestion Improved ; formerly had spells of dizziness. Have disappeared. " "The exercise has enabled me to stand straighter , and I feel better gen- erally. " 1 One stated that he noticed a better + concentration of mind and freer and ; t quicker action during study , as a result of his exercise. " 1 "The effect has been gratifying. I ' find that I can study much better. „ "My standings last term were better t than ever before. " : "I can spend one hour in the gymnasium sium and study as much in three hours as if I studied four hours in succes sion. " A Terrified Sexton. "Never but once have I entirely forgotten - gotten my dignity in the pulpit , " said as ministerial friend. "It was on a stormy Sabbath evening. My congregation was small and seated at my request in the front of the church. I uring sere- , Ices one of the rear lamps became disordered - ordered and I called the attention of the sexton to it without disturbing the congregation. # i "Taking down the offending article , an 1 old-fashioned side lamp , and holding it 3r at arm's length , he tried to extinguish i the blue blaze that was filling the chlm- ney. His fright was so apparent and his efforts so comical that it was with difficulty I continued to address my a audience , still in total Ignorance of the H' ' serlo-comic state of affairs ! n the rear. 1 i Their first intimation of danger was a A sharp report accompanied by the terrified - rified exclamation : 'There she goes ! ' "All heads turned to behold the old sexton with eyes and mouth distended , clutching tightly the empty bowl from which chimney and burner had just shot skyward. Beheld and beholders presented - sented such a ludicrous appearance that my gravity gave way and I sank into a chair In uncontrollable merriment.- Ida Kays , Kelly , Kits. What a Copyrlght Is. A copyright , dear Sir Harry , is a legal right to a copy. Suppose you and your friend Delano , four doors away , should publish a book that proved as popular aswell , let us say Trilby , or Ben-liar , or Uncle Tone's Cabin did. If you sent out a few copies and put upon them no legal proprietary mark , other persons seeing the demand could and would take your work , make copies of it , sell them , pocket the nioney , and give you nothing for what perhaps cost you a great deal n of effort. If , however , you observe the legal forms , and your book proves saleable - able , other persons are prevented from making additional copies. Those who want copies must buy them from you. The legal form is very simple. Before you publish the book , paper , print , or 'whatever it is , you mail two copies to the Librarian of Congress , Washington - ton , with $ i. lie returns to you a paper , dUly signed , setting forth the fact that for a certain number of years that article - cle belongs to you. You state this fact on each copy published , and then the profit is yours , and the law protects you in it.-Harper's Round Table. Pat's l'rido and Fall " " i' "Dennis , said a minister to a new member of his flock , "I am told that you were seen fighting last night. " "Of was , your honor , and its sorry 01 am for it , nottvlthstandin' the insultin' spalpeen hit me a shlap on the cheek. " "But don't you remember the text of my last Sunday's sermon , Dennis ? 'if a man smite thee on one cheek turn to him the other also. ' " "Oi remimbered it well , an' thought ' to meself 'tuns an illegant chance to t , show the sinner how good a saint OI was , for he hit me aim aisy tai , ; but when Of turned the other cheek , as meek as yes glaze , he shtruck me rich a mur- therin' swipe that Oi lost me patience entoirely. 'The devil fly away wxl the villain that would tempt a converted Christian , ' Oi yelled , 'and make the commands of the Bible of none effect ! ' an' Oi paid him back in his coin wid in ' terest thrown in. " Toe Liberal TheoI n y. Pat and Jamie had been converted under the preaching of repentance for sins. They applied to become members of the Presbyterian church. Appointment - ment was made for them to meet with the session for examination. Pat canine first amid it was deemed best to refuse to admit him at that time He was sorrowfully - rowfully making leis way upstairs when he met Jamie coming down. "Jamie , " he said , "how many Gods are there ? " "One , " replied Jamie. "Aim , " said T'at , "you had just as well „ o home , me boy ; you don't stand the ghost of a chars ? . They asked me that and I told them there was a hundred of them , and they wouldn't let me fn : you never in time world will get in with only ore God " -Itev. G. W. Bull , Op dike , Ala. Iill Ilin Where lie Is. Charlotte Cushman , a celebrated actress - tress , was filling an engagement at the operahouse in B- . A man in the gallery - lery created such a disturbance that it seriously impeded the progress of the play , and finally brought it to a stand- still. Immediately the audience. furious with anger , cried : "Throw him over ! Throw him over ! " Miss Cushman stepped to the edge of the footlights , and in a sweet and gentle - tle voice exclaimed : "No , I pray you , don't throw him over. I beg of you , dear friends , don't throw him over , bu : kill him where he is ! " Pais Defense. An Irishman was on trial for commit ting a burglary , and had conducted imis own case. The evifence against him was strong , and the judge , after stu i- ming up , remarked , while looking at the prisoner , that he could detect the rascal and villian in his face. "Hold there' " shouted the prisoner. " 1 object - ject ; that is a personal reflection. " A T aeetious Visitor. "See yat 'ittle boy over , , are ? " sah Mabel. "Vat's my 'ittle buzzer , an' ills name is Nat. " "Indeed ? " said the visitor. "Well , I think gnat is a very good name for a buzzer. " The Little Collector. I don't care much for the postage stamps Themselves _ tween me and you ; The fun I get collecting comes c From sticking 'em in with glue , 1 t 1