ANTIQUITY OF how the Fnir Cleopatra Fooled Antony with a Salt Fish. The art of angling no doubt had its origin in man's necessities. The earliest record of mankind makes reference to the taking of fish for food. There are frequent allusions to it i Rio Bible. Job , in the oldest book of all , says : "Canst thou draw out a leviathan with a hook , or his touguewith a cord which thou lettest down ? Canst thou put a hook iu his nose ? " Homer , in the "Iliad , " bpcak5 of fishing in those lines : As bearing death in the fallacious bait , Irom the bent angle sinks the leaden weight And it is recorded in the Odyssey : As when the am ! er , his long rod in hand. On a projectii.ark assumes his stand , Casts to the limy try the baited snare , Then flings the wriggling captives in the air. The Romans , Greeks and other races l of early days around the Mediterranean practiced the art of angling. Plutarch tells of a prank played by the fair Egyp- thin , Cleopatra , while out fishing with i Antony , "They wagered on their angling - gling , and her divers did hang a salt fish on his hook , which he with fervor drew up. " The ruined walls of Herculaneum and ' Pompeii abound in frescoes of fisher- men. All along the track of history are found traces of this gentle recreation , shoving the gradual improvement from the hook of bone and rude equipment of the cave malt to the elegant accessories and belongings of the modern angler.- St. Louis Post-Dispatch. "FRENCH AS SHE IS SPOKE. " Mr. Grossmith's IIamorous Skit Is but Lit- tie Exaggerated. In one of his entertainments Mr. George Grossmith , the English comedian - dian , extracts considerable fun from "French as she is spoke" by the school- boy. In a clever skit on the French play that forms part of the inevitable a prize day programme all the dialogue is of the conventionat"fustFronch course" order-viz , "Savo you seen the garden of my wife's uncle ? " "No , but I have found the pencil of my father's sister. " I I was reminded of this the other day when calling on a friend whose three : : steel.P had just arrived from South Ameriza. The children's native i tongue was t pa tish , but evidently a "first English course" had been used to prepare theca for their visit to this country - try , and tleir ; quaint high flown phrases i were a cone tut source of mirth to the a , he .n..c .eheld , They invariably prefaced each senteuoa with , "It is that. " iF I , " 3nartts , trhy haven't you brushed i your hair ? " euid my friend to the dark i eyed eldest gxl of about E. "It is that I failed to dstover my brush , "was the t stately reply ; At that moment the baby , up stairs set tip a piercing yell , where- I i upon the second child , with hand upraised - , raised , remarked , with infinite solemnity - nity , "Hark , the infant wails-New ! 1 Fern. Journal. a i Growing Rubber Trees. From time to time articles are Print- k ed in the daily and other press discoursing - ing upon the advantage to be gained in the cultivation of india rubber. One ad- vantagewould be in therespect that the rubber tree does not growin orchards or groves , but generally isolated , sometimes - times not more than four or five being within the distance of a mile. It is uigei Uiat if they could. be cultivated in groups the labor could be more advantageously - vantageously handled Rubber growing rcquires a hot , moist climate , and the trees cannot be grown elsewhere. The annual rainfall. on the Amazon is about 140 inches against one gnarter of that amount in the United States. It rains , as a rule every day. The temperature seldom falls below 76 , its usual height being about 90. It is the ideal climate for growing rubber , which is so plenty that hardly any set of capitalists would undertake to plant trees and watch them 10 years before they receive the first fruits of their onterprise.-Hardware. Testing a Horse's Wind. While taling : about hoses the other day an old farmer said : "Well , I'm a pretty good judge of horses and can always - ways tellwhether a horse is shortwind- ed or not. "Before I buy a horse " he continued - ued , "I just borrow it for about an hour or so , and then I get out on some lonely road and see what kind of stuff he is made of. "I first let him choose his own gait for a couple of mile posts and finally give him plenty of rein , making him gofer for all he is worth. All the time I dust keep my eye on his haunches , and if I see any rotary motion there it's a sign he's thick winded , and of course every one knows that kind ain't much good. " -Philadelphia Call. The Iconociasm of Slang. Teacher-Johnnie didn't I hear you talking awhile ago with some other boys about Gee Wash ? Johnnie-Yes'm. ! Teacher-Well , I wish you would tell me who Gee Wash is. Johnnie ( surprised-Don't ) you know who he is ? Teacher-I think I never heard of him before. Johnnie-Gosh ! W'h G. Wash. is George Washington , the papa of his country , first in- Teacher-Oh-ah-yes , but I thought t at first it was a Chinese laundryman.- Detroit Free Press. ' Ali at the Hoad. Glass stands first of elastic substances , pc r1 is the heaviest of animal substances - stances , mercury is the heaviest liquid , I the heaviest woods arc pomegranate and lignum vita' , cork is the lightest wood , emmensite has the highest explosive : power of any snbstanoe yet invented , and platinum is the most ductile metal , capable of being drawn so fine as to be invisible.-Iudianapolis News. Ex-President Orton of the Western Union Telegraph compafy declared that the English lan aage was 25 per cent 1 tihoaper for telegraphic purposes than If I f ay 0th I , 1 1 I i f A CHILD'S IDEA. He stood beside my knee the while I turned The pictured pages of the holy book. Stood in the wisdom of his three brief years- True wisdom-that which ever seeks to know. And now llis eyes are wide with wondering : Aladder set from earth to heavens Wherefore - fore ? The small brow knit , then came oonclusion swift. "I see ; so angels carry up theold For God to make the harps of. " Smiling , I Dismissed the childish fancy with a kiss. But pondering , as I ponder ever now On all his words , there grows the meaning as Iu darkness grows the star. The harps , indeed - deed , In heaven are fashioned , but the withdrawal Is delved from earth's dark breast with toil and pain. Cleansed-tempered-it may be with bitterest tears- Laid at the ladder's foot , our part is done. So shall the harps be ready , be attuned For symp1 onios divine-oh , wise , sweet soul ! -Emily Jowott Royal in Washington Post. DISCOMFORTS OF ACTING. Lack of Accommodations In the Greenroom - room and Behind the Scenes. The janitor has an important bearing i on the actor's condition , which finds its expression is his playing and possibly on his nervous organization. He supplies - plies the house and in most cases fur- nisbes quarters for the actors such as no self respecting slave owner would in the old days have condemned a slave to occupy. For the public nothing is too good. For the actor , on the other hand , anything - thing is good enough. Instead of silken draperies , ho finds only a tattered curtain - tain at the window , if indeed he find a curtain at all , or even a window which it might cover. Instead of soft , comfortable chairs , one wooden chair t none too clean , or a chair minus a back , will be the only seat , and not infie- quently , if he wishes to sit down , he must do so on his trunk Instead of delicately tinted walls , he will find dirty walls which have not been treated even to a coat of whitewash for years. While in the auditorium a soft carpet covers the floor , in the actor's room a carpet rarely exists , or , if by chance there be something which once was a carpet , it ' is so dirty that itwould be better away. The washing appliances of the actor's room , if they are found at all , usually consist of a small basin with a tap of running water. Most people would expect - pect that , as the winter is the theatrical season and the paints used by the actors - tors are made with grease , hot water would be at hand. But this is rarely the case , and in many instances running water in the dressing rooms is unknown. It is not uncommon for actors to refrain 1 from using the basins , preferring to remove - move the "makeup" as well as possible with vaseline and to wait until the hotel is reached to complete this portion of the toilet. Tin basins and buckets are not the worst that I have seen "on the road , " for once the water was in dirty , battered , old lard tins , and basins had to be bought by our manager.-Forum. Pegg a Pig. The following is a true copy of an indictment - dictment found a fewyears since by the grand jury of Lawrence county , Ky. : "Lawrence criminal court. Commonwealth - wealth of do- Kentucky against - , - fendant. Indictment. The grand jury of Lawrence county , in the name and by the authority of the commonwealth of Kentucky , accuse - of the offense of malicious mischief , committed as follows - lows The said the of : - , on - day - , A. D. 18in the county and circuit - cuit aforesaid , did unlawfully , willfully and maliciously kill and destroy one pig , the personal property of George Pigg , without the consent of said Pigg , the said pig being of value to the aforesaid George Pigg. The pig thus killed weighed about 25 pounds and was a mate to some other pigs that were owned by said George Pigg , which left George Pigg a pig less than he ( said George Pigg ) had of pigs , and thus ruthlessly tore said pig from the society of George Pigg's other pigs against the peace and dignity of the commonwealth of Ken- tucky.Green Bag. Didn't Want to Be Shielded. He took her hand gently in his. They were affianced , and there was no kick coming on the score of conven- tionality. "I will always , " he murmured , "be at hand to shield thee in the great straggle of life. " She gazed earnestly into his loving eyes. ' She seemed not to be aware that he started violently upon the word. -"I must insist upon going to bargain - gain sales aloue. You would only be in the way. " Even as she spoke her face kindled with the excitement of the fray.-De- troit Tribano. The Retort Clerical , "Since you take me to task so roundly - ly for my failings , " said the physician , somewhat nettled , "let me ask whyyou don't restrain your own son. He gambles - bles , drinks and plays the races. " "Ah , yes , " said the clergyman , with a sigh. "We don't seem to exert much influence over our own families , do we ? By the way , doctor , please convey my warmest sympathies to your wife and say to her I am sorry she is still unable to find any relief from her rheuma- tism.Chicago Tribune. A Time Saver. It is the fashion now for ladies' maids to keep diaries two or three weeks ahead of their mistresses' probable engagements - ments , putting the name of the dress against the day. The lady looks at the list at the beginning of each week , and if she does not approve of the gowns to be worn she alters it. It saves a great deal of flurry at the time of dressing. Perhaps s Slip of the Pen. The Rev. S. J. Gibson lectured cn "Fools" at the Wesleyan church here on Sunday. There wore a large number present - Carterton ( New Zealand ) Star : Some men are all preamble.-DaUaa Neva 1 A NEW NAUTICAL YOCABULAaY : - Additions Made by Young Women From "Fresh Water" Regions. The yachtsman's vocabulary is a language - guago in itself , and the landsman often runs afoul of it. Ho doesn't see why one rope should be called a sheet , another - other a halyard , a third a dowuhaul and a fourth a clewline. One boat owner , whose hospitable deck is trodden by many of his friends , has modified his terms to conform with the suggestions or mistakes of his guests who are not expert sailors. For instance , one landlubberwho had gone below for a drink of water was asked what he had done with the cup. "I hung it on the post , " he said in- nocently. Every one roared at the idea that be could be so "green" as not to know what the mast was called , but on that yacht the mast is now known as "the post. " A pretty girl from a "fresh water" district was responsible for another nan- tical word The strips of canvas used in tying up the sails are called stops Some one wanted the stops and could not find them for the instant. "What are you looking for ? " asked the young woman. "I am looking for the stops. They were here a little while ago. " "The stops ? Oh , you mean the tapes. They're under this rug. " And now the sails are bound with „ „ tapes Another young woman from an interior - terior state had read enough nautical stories to have caught a few phrases here and there. For one thing , she knew that "hard tack" was a staple article - ticle of diat at sea. On a visit to the east this damsel went sailing. She was anxious to learn , and when she heard the man at the wheel say "hard a lee" she asked some questions and found out what it meant. A little later the steersman said the yacht was going about. Some of the guests were paying no attention and seemed in danger of being struckby the boom as it swept over to the other side Of the yacht. "Hard tack ! hard tack ! " cried out the young woman excitedly. All managed to duck their heads in time to escape the spar if they didn't know what the maiden meant by "hard tack , " and another joke was added to the yacht's store of them.-New York Tribune. The Goddess of Smallpox. A striking account of the difhml- ties attending on the attempt to extend the practice of vaccination in India Is given by Surgeon General Sir William Moore. The chief obstacle is superstitions - tions prejudice. The population firmly believe variola to be matter under the control of the goddess "Mats , " in whose honor temples abound and fairs are held , where thousands of women and children - dren attend with offerings. The declivities - ities of most of the numerous conical hills present either a reddened stone or temple devoted to "Math , " with most probably an attendant Brahman priest. Nearly everyvillage has its goddess of smallpox in the immediate locality. and in many places a large piece of ground is esteemed holy and dedicated to " Math. " The people do not pray to escape the affection , unless in seasons when it occurs with more than ordinary virulence. They do , however , petition for a mild visitation but even the loss of an eye does not appear to be viewed as a very serious calamity. "Is there not another eye sufficient for all purposes ? " questioned one of these stoical philosophers. "If it were the leg or hand , it would be different , but an eye is immaterial.Notes and Queries. By No Means Convinced. A patient in an insane asylum imagined - agined himself dead. Nothing could drive this delusion out of the man's brain. One day his physician had a happy - py thought and said to him , "Did you ever see a dead man bleed ? " "No , " ho replied. "Did you ever hear of a dead man bleeding ? " "No. " "Do yonbelieve that added man can bleed ? " "No. " ' Well , if you will permit me , I will try an experiment with you and see if you bleed or not' ' The patient gave his consent. The doctor whipped out his scapel and drew a little bleed. "There " he said , "you see that you bleed. That proves that you are not dead. " "Not at all , " the patient instantly re- plied. "That only proves that dead men can bleed.Yankee Blade. Evils of Anxiety. Anxiety is the poison of human life. It is the parent of many sins and of more miseries. In a world where everything - thing is doubtful , where your may be disappointed and be blessed in disappointment - pointment , what means this restless stir and commotion of mind ? Can your solicitude alter the cause or unravel the intricacy of human events ? Can your curiosity pierce through the cloud which the supreme being hath made impenetrable to mortal eye ? To provide against every important danger by the employment of the most promising means is the office of wisdom , but at this point wisdom stops.-Selected. The Seven Hells. The Moslems believe in the existence of "seven great hot hells" bearing the names of Jahannam , Latha , Hutamah , Sa'ir , Sakar , Jehim and Al-Kariah. The fhst is to be the endless abode of the Dahriyah , a sect which denies the creation - tion ; the second for Manichees and t Arabs , the third for Brahmans , the fourth for the Jews , the fifth for Christians - tians and the sixth for the Magian. The seventh , the "great , great , hot , hot hell , " is to be reserved for liars and hypocrites.-St. Louis Republic. The finest copy in existence of the first folio of Shakespeare , 1623 , is owned by the Baroness Bnrdett-Contts. Very few copies of this edition have coma down to ua in perfect condition. The Irrigation Age1 "Water is the God of the Harvest. " INDISPENSIBLE TO THE. . . Farmer , Investor , Engineer , Contractor , Fruit Grower , Home Builder. Should be in every home. The only magazine of its kind. MONTHLY , - $2 PER YEAR. ( ILLUSTRATED. . ) The Irrigation Age Co. , 511 Masonic Temple , * CHICAGO. to . J .Sample copies , to cents. TIME TBJ IJ OOINO iEABT-CBNTItAI. TIME-LEAVES. No. 2 , through passenger. . . . . . . . . . 5:40 A. M. No. 4 , local passenger. . . . . . . . . . . 9:10 P. M. No. 76 , freight . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6:45 A. M. No. 64 , . 4:30 A. M. No. 80 , frelght . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .10:00 A. M. No. 148. freight , made up Isere. . . . . . 5W A. M. OOINO WBBT-MOUNTAIN TIMB-LEAVES. No. 3 , through passenger..11:35 P. M. No. 5 , local passsenger. . . . . . . . . . . . 9:25 P. M. No. 63 , freight . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5:04 P. M. No. 77 , freight . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4:2t P.M. No. 149 , freight , made up here . . . . . 6:00 A. M. IMPgIUAL LINL-M/IIINTAIN TIME. No. 175. leaves at. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8:00 A. 7.1. No. 176 , arrives at. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5:40 P. M. 'NoTE-No. 63 carri'B passengers for Stratton. Ilenkeltnan and Haigier. Ml trains run daily excepting 148.149 and lc0 , which run daily except Sunday. No. 3 stops at Renkelutan and Wray. No. 2 stops at lndiattola , Cambridge and Ar- apahoe. No. SO will carry passengers for Indlanota , Cambridge and Arapahoe. Nos. 4. 5. 148.149 and 176 carry passengers for all stations. You cau purchase at this ollice tiokets to all principal palms in the Untied States and Can adaand baggage checked through to destination - tion without extra charge of transfer. For information regarding rates , eta. call on or address C. E MAGNER , Agent. WHERE HEALING iVATERS FLOW. Hot Springs , South Dakota , is a place that everyone should visit. It's a health resort : the best in the west. It's a charmimg place where pure air and healing waters ; .ut sicknesa to flight and make anything but perrect health well .sigh an Impossibility. invalids , no matter what their ailment , should give Hot Springs a trial. It's sure to benefit them , more than likely to cure. How to get there ? Why , by the Burlington Route , of course. It's the line. Ask the local agent for full information or write to the un- dersignedfora beautifully illustrated pam- phlet. J. FRANCIS. 0. P &T. A. , Omaha , Neb. HARVEST EXCURSIONS. September 11th. 25th and October 9th the Burlington Route will sell round trip tickets good for O days. at one first class fare , plus 2. to all puinie in Tennessee , Mississippi. Alabama. Georgia. Florida , North and South Carolina and Louisana , except Memphis and New Orleans , and to all points on the K. C. , P. S. A M. . in Missouri , east of Springfield , and to all points in Arkansas. Indian Territory. Okiahoma Territory- and Texas. AdJournad Session. The city patriarchs were in adjourned session , last evening , all present except Councilman Yarger. Bills were allowed as follows : McCook Electric Light Co. . . . . . . $132.50 C. W. Barnes , printing. . . . . . . . . . 21.00 C. B. Gray , stamps. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1.00 J. H. Dwyer , salary. . . . . . . . . . 25.00 C. L. DeGroff & Co. , mdse. . . . . . . I.So F. D. Burgess , labor. . . . . . . . . . . . . 2.00 T. M. Marquette , brief. . . . . . . . . . . 6.oo Report of TreasurerGray was read and referred to finance committee. Resolution was passed transferring $200 from cemetery to general fund. Annual appropriation bill was passed. Adjourned. Resolution. Resolution transferring money from the cemetery fund to the general fund. Br IT RESOLVED , by the mayor and city council , of the city of McCook , Nebraska , that the sum of two hundred dollars be and the same is hereby transferred - ferred from the cemetery fund to the general fund of the city of McCook , and the city treasurer is hereby authorized and directed to so transfer the same on his records. Passed and approved this rrth day of lV'ovember , 1894. J. B. Ka > ; rav , Attest : Mayor. E. J. WiLcoa. Clerk. You will find all the fruits , berries and vegetables , in season , at No' 1e's. And they will be the freshest and best the market affords. Fifteen (15) ) cents will buy a boa of nice writing paper at this office , containing - taining 24 sheets of paper and 24 envel- opes. opes.We We are selling meats cheaper than any one in the city. And we do as we advertise. F. S. WILCO % . Abstracts of title will be furnished promptly and accurate by byC. C. T. BEGCS. Fine and completeline ofcalling cards at Trig TRIBUNE Also order taken for engraved cards. Beaf steak 7c. per pound. F. S. WILCOX. The Sunny Side is the place to buy he best and the purest milk. Perfumes and toilet powders at L. W. blcConnell & Co's. Boiling meat 3c. per pound at the B. M. meat market. Toilet soap , tooth brushes and sponges at McConnell's. Toilet soap , tooth brushes and sponges of McConnell's. C DANBURY. Philip Gleim was on the sick list last week. Jack frost has again made his appearance in this vicinity. Editor Smith was in Wilson- ville , Monday and Tuesday. A very strong wind accompanied by a little rainlast Saturday night. The Danbury base ball club will cross willows with the Wilsonville team , next Friday. Messrs. Leisure , McDonald and Gleim attended a law suit over at Oberlin , last Thursday. Tom DimmickJim Scarrow and Howard Ruby returned home , , on Tuesday , from Colorado , where they have been working for the past three months. PRIMARY. The republican electors of Valley - ley Grange precinct will meet in Pickens' school house , Saturday afternoon , October 20th , at two o'clock , for the purpose of placing in nomination a republican precinct - cinct ticket. A. D. JoHNSTON , Committeeman. NOTICE. The Chenery drug stock must be closed out regardless of cost. Now is the time to lay in your holiday presents at slight cost. Remember this is no fake sale , the goods must be converted into cash at once. H. H. BERRY , Manager. P. S.-Fixtures also for sale. WELLS ! Frank Nichols guarantees the wells he sinks. Leave orders at Cochran & Co's. Prompt attention will be given the same. LEBANON. The farmers are busy plowing , disking and sowing. A stock special of 15 cars from the branch , Thursday morning , 6 cars being from Lebann. School commenced in district No. 5 , Monday , with an enrollment of twenty ; E. E. Hayes teacher. According to a decision of Supt. Bayston the Lebanon school district - trict has had three more sections added to its territory , This will give them an enrollment of about sixty-five pupils. The McCook Mercantile Co. has just received the fifth car of Hebron Flour , which is giving as great satisfaction as heretoforeand , which they are selling at 80c. a sackwith a discount for 500 pounds or more. We also have fresh preserves , cranberries - berries , quinces , sweet apples and grapes. Don't fail to see their line of choice cured meats and fish. We keep a large variety and everything - thing first-class in the canned goods line. In fact we keep everything - thing usually found in a first-class general merchandise store. Call and examine our stock and make a dollar by saving one. The highest market price paid for butter and eggs. eggs.Our Our EASTERN HARD Coal is better than we have ever had before and we are SELLING IT CHEAPER. Give us your order. BABNETT LUMBER Co. We handle all kinds of soft coal , also both EASTERN AND WESTERN - TERN HARD COAL. Leave your orders with us. BARNETT LUMBER Co. Knipple always leads in fruits and vegetables. He carries the freshest and largest assortment the market affords. Eastern hard coal is the best and the cheapest. Send us your orders. BARNETT LUMBER Co. 'Buy your writing paper at Ti1E TRiBuNE office. All kinds in stock and prices very reasonable Cochran & Co. carry a full line of shelf and heavy hardware. They always make you the right price. Buy your coal of the Barnett Lumber Co. and get the best. Dr. A. J. Thomas , Dentist , over , < anschow's shoe store. Awarded Highest Honors-World's Fair , 'DR , elite BAKING 0 pomLR MOST PERFECT MADE. A pure Grape Cream of Tartar Powder. Free from Ammonia , Alum or any other adulterant. 40 YEARS THE STANDARD. PROSPECT PARK. Charles Boatman and Miss Holbrook - brook spent Thursday of last week at the county seat taking in the fair. There is quite a movement among our people to get the literary - erary society organized again. Let each one do his part and it will soon be progressing nicely. We are glad to welcome our esteemed - teemed friend Frank Cain back to the land of plenty , where man lives got by the sweat of his brow but upon the thoughts of what he has done. Mr. Cratty is expected home in the near future. He has been up about Yellow Stone Park during the summer , but expects to take charge of the telegraph line on the western division , this winter. One of the most enjoyable occasions - sions of the season was the grape and watermelon feast at the home of Mr. Thompson , recently , who with his customary hospitality had invited a number of his less fortunate - nato neighbors to enjoy these luxuries - uries with him. It is needless to say that all present had a very enjoyable time. Those present were Misses Shears , Cratty , Duf- fey , Marsh , Miller and Essie and Edna Dunham ; Mesdames Wade i and Dunham and Messrs. Wade , Dunham , Shaw and Cunningham. The Tariff , Financial , Hawaiian and other questions of the day do not interest the people hereabout as much as the question where can I get the most and best groceries for the money. C. M. Noble can answer the question to the satisfaction - faction of all. Tablets , inks and pencils at this office. LEBANON. The postoffice is again located on the east side. Our ball club will play at Wil _ sonville , this week. George Eifert h a s returned from Kansas City. John Humble shelled 600 bushels - els of corn , last Thursday. Mr. Hayes began a five month's school in district No. 5 , Monday , H. Waugh has purchased the building formerly occupied by George Eifert. This is "Harvest Home" week at Wilsonville. Quite a number of our people are in attendance. The ball game , Saturday last , between the first and second nines , resulted in a victory for the latter. A number of our people attended - ed the county fair , last week. They report the exhibit surprisingly - ingly good. John Abbott and Mrs. T. J. Cress returned from Iowa , Thursday - day , having been called there by the death of Mr. Abbott's little baby. You can buy 100 pounds of good flour for $1.40 , in 1,000 pound lots , from the McCook Commission Co. They have a fine , high patent flour fer sale at $2.00 per 100 pounds , in 1,000 pound lots as well. The McCook Commission Co. keeps a large stock of all kinds of. chop feed , corn and oats , at lowest market prices.