TWO OHIO YARNS. Frog AIlvo In a Man for Three Year. and Alligators. Thcso stories are vouched for by correspondents of the Cincimmli Jn- quiver : At Dayton , 0. , Mr. Louis Whilcomb , u core-maker , 1ms suffered for thre * years pnsl with a stomach uilnion' that ballled medical treatment. Con vinced finally that some animated organism was domiciled in his stomach - ach , he detailed the symptoms to Jr. H.T. Weis. The doctor's diagnosis satisfied him that something was hop ping about in Whitcomb's stomach. Emetics failed to elevate the unknown , when the doctor resorted to potions that kill. This was followed by a powerful physio. Whitcomb has ex hibited to the defter the web feet and other undigested remnants of a huge frog that had been making its home in the core-maker's stomach for the past three years. At Akron , 0. , considerable interest lias been created over the discovery oi an alligator six feet long in the waters of the Little Cuyahoga river. That the reptile had lived in the water fo some time was evident by the variou substances found in its stomach "NVhen cut open several small fish pieces of river grass and a partly cli Bested turtle were brought to light. One Oyster for Two. AVe laugh at the innocent young housewife who ordered "half a doxei halibut" for dinner. Had she lived ii the South Pacific Islands she might have been equally laughed at for or dering half a dozen oysters not to Bay a pint. The author of "Oysters , mid All About Them" gives some ex arnplcs that nearly match the giam clams and abaloncs of the California ' coast. -v" - Pliny mentions that , according to the historians of Alexander's expedi- dition , oysters afoot in diameter were found in the Indian Sens , and Sir -.Tames E. Tennent was unexpectedly enabled to corroboratethecorj-ectness of this statement , for at Xottior , near Trincomalec , enormous specimens ol edible oysters were brought to the rest , house. One measured "more than eleven inche : ' in length by half as many 3ii wiutn. h IJnt this extraordinary measure ment is beaten by the oysters of Port ' Lincoln in South'Australia , which are the largest edible ones in the world. They areas lanje as a , dinner-plate , ar.d of much the same shape. They a o sometimes more than a. foot flcvo.-s the shell , and the oyster lits iiis habitation so well that he does not leave much margin. Jt is a new sensation when a friend -asks you to lunch , at Adelaide , to have one oyster fried in butter , or in e s and bread crumbs , set before you , but it is a very pleasant experience : for the flavor and delicacy of the Port Lincoln mammoth are" proverbial , fiven in that land of luxuries. 'Where Politeness Was Expensive. The Spanish lover has a very pretty way of saying , ' -I throw myself at your feet , senorita. " Of course he does nothing of the kind. The Span ish hostess says to her friends , ' 'Pos sess yourself of my house , it is all yours , " but she does not expect them io take actual possession. The words are the flower of chivalry. .Cut an occasional visitor takes these polite people at their word , and they are too polite to explain the mis take. When Gen. and Mrs. Grant were in Cuba , says the Detroit Free Press , they were invited to dine at the palace of the governor general in Ha vana. In the evening a ball was given , which was attended by the beauty of the city. Among the F noritas was one lady who stood conversing with the American - can General's wife. She was supcibly dressed , and carried a marvelou-s fan , * \vhicii Lad descended to her from her great-grandmother. Jt was a cosrly iffair of < arine , lace and diamonds. iMrs. Grant admired it. upon which the Spani.-h lady at once handed it to lier. with the usual remark : ' It is yours , madame. with the greatest fei ! < ily. 1 > o me tv \ great fav or to posses yourself of it.'r Mrs. Uranr was delighted ; she warm ly thanked the lady and ki-pt the fan , nor would the dismayed senorita , who had lost her heirloom , permit the mistake to be announced. Where Nobody Starves. "Within a hundred miles of the east ass of Australia no native in an un crippled condition has ever died from lack of uLxstibie food a rather com prehensive term in a country where fern roots are boiled like potatoes , and snails and grasshoppers are con sidered tidbits. Strange to say. the martyrs of that horrid diet get old. as a proof that freedom from earn i . after all , the main condition of ! oii'4- evity. A similar phenomenon maybe -observed in the viiia e * of iViitral Ihis-aia. where mental stagnation pre vails in its uuliest forms , but where charity and parish poor laws pruled every native from the risk of actual starvation. Professor Oswald in Good Words. A Primate's Pleasantry. A candidate for priest's orders preaching his extempore trial sermon before the late Archbishop Taft and Dean Stanley , in his nervousness be- ran stammering , "I will divide my conTCgation into two the converted amftfie unconverted. " This proved too much for the Primate's sense of humor , and he exclaimed : "I think .sir as there are only two of us , you had better say which is which. " THE SLEEPING SEA. Far uvray fair ships arc sailing Far , niicl faint , and dim , Olcanis of white , or glints of light , On tlio vague horizon's rim. ' 'Vnd ' the ocean , only varied Win-re the breaker * cry * From tlichtranil of gleaming "and , level to tbc sky. Cloudless azure heavens bending O'er the sleeping -ea 1'ul-ing heatalumt our feet Where can peril be ? Can it be that tempests gather , Strong wind" lan the deep ? To ed in pain the tall hhips strain , Maddened billows hhoreward leap ? Trust the lion , tru-t the serpent , When he .sleeping lie > . Trust thy hands to llaining brands Tniit : iot fickle seas and skie.s. I-aac O.Kankin , in May Overland. A PJECE OF GOLD , j. When Lucien Hem saw his last 100- franc note gripped by the bank- keeper's rake , and rose from the roulette table , where he had lost the last -fragments of his little fortune , collected for this supreme struggle , he fe5t giddy and thought he was going to fall. With di/.x.y head and tottering legs he went and threw himself down upon the broad leather settee surrounding the play table. I For some minutes he gazed vacant ly on the clandestine gambling house in which he had squandered the best years of his youth ; recognized the ravaged faces of the gamblers , crudelj lit by the three large shaded lamps listened to the light "jingle of gold on the cloth-covered table ; felt that he was ruined , lost ; recollected that he had a home the pair of regulation pistols which his father , General Hem , then a simple captain , had used so well in the attack of Zaatcha ; then , overcome by fatigue , he sank into a profound sleep. When he arose , with a clammy mouth , he saw by the clock that he had slept for barely half an hour , anil felt an imperious need for breathing thdpght air. The clock hands mark ed a quarter before midnight. While rising and stretching his arm ? . Lucien remembered that it was Christmas eve , and , by an ironic trick of memory , he saw himself a little child , putting its .shoes into the chimney befon going to bed. At that moment old Dronski a pillar of the gaming hou.-e , the classic Pole , wearing the threadbare hooded woolen cloak , ornamented all over with grease.sta ins-approached Lucien , and "muttered a few words in his beard "Lend 5-franc grizzled : me a - piece , monsieur. It's now two day& since 1 have stirred out of the club , and for two days the 'seventeen' has never turned up. Laugh at me , if you like , but I'll stiller my hand to be cut off if that number does-noE turn up on the stroke of midnight/ ' Lucien Hem shrugized his shoulders. ( To had not even enoualr in. bis pocket to meet this rax , which the frequent ers of the place called ' 'The ijolers- umdred sous. " ' He passed ! into the- antechamber , took his hat and fur coat , and descended the stairs with everish rapidity. Since 4 o'clock , , when- Lucien had shut himself up in the gaming house , snow had fallen heavily , and the street a street in the center of ? aris , very narrow , and built with ligh houses on either side was com pletely white. In the calm sky , blue-black , thecold stars glittered. The ruined gambler shuddered' > - der his furs , and walked away , his nind still teeming with thoughts- lespair , and more than ever turning : o the remembranee of the box of pis- ols which awaited him in one of his- Irawers ; but after moving forward a ew steps , he stopped suddenly before- heart-wringing sit'lit. On a stone bench , placed according ; o old custom near the monumental door of a mansion , a little-girl of G or T years of age , dressed in. a ragged jlack frock was sitting in the snow. She was sleeping , in spite of the cruel cold , in an attitude of frightful fatigue ind exhaustion ; her poor little head ind tiny shoulder pressed as if they iad sunk into an angle of the wall , and reposing on the icy stone. One of her wooden shoes had fallen from ier foot , which hung helplessly and ugubriously before her. With a mechanical gesture , Lucien : nit his hand to his waistcoat pocket , nit a moment afterwards he recollect ed that he had not been : * ble to- find even a forgotten piece of 20 sous , and lad been obliged to leave the club vithont giving the customary "tip" to the club attendant ; yet moved by an instinctive feeling of pity , he approached preached the little girl , and might , perhaps , have taken her in his arms ind given her a night's lodging , when , n the wooden shoe which had slipped i-oin her foot , he saw something glit ter. ter.He stooped : it was a gold coin. II. Some charitable person , doubtless some lady , had passed by , had seen on this 'Christmas night the little vooden shoe lying in frontof thesleep- ng child , and/recalling the touching egend. had placed there , with a secret land , a magnificent offering , so that his poor abandoned one might be- ieve in presents made for the infant Savior , and preserve , in spite of her nisfortune , some confidence and some lope in the goodness of Providence. A gold piece ! It was several days of cst and riches for the beggar , and jiicien was on the point of waking her ; o tell her this , when he heard near lis ear , as in hallucination , a voice- he voice of the Pole , with its coarse Irawling accent , almost whisperiniz : 'Jt's now two days since I stirred out of the club , and for two days the 'sev enteen' has never turned up ; I'll suffer my hand to be cut off , if that number does not turn up on the stroke of midnight. " Then this young man of three and twenty , descended from a race of honest men , who bore a proud mili- tary name and who had never swerved from the path of honor , conceived a frightful idea : he was seized with a mad , hysterical , monstrous desire. After ulancing on all sides , to make sure that he was alone in the deserted street , he bent his knee , and carefully outstretching his trembling hand , he stole the gold piece from the fallen shoe ! Hurrying then , with ru. speed , he re turned to the gambling house , scaled the stairs two and three at a stride , and entering the accursed play-room as the first stroke of midnight was sounding , placed the piece of gold on the green cloth and cried : "I stake on the seventeen ! " The seventeen won. With a turn of the hand Lucien pushed the thirty-six louis on to the "red. " The "red" won. He lifted the seventy-two louis on the same color ; the "red" again won. Twice he "doubled" three times always with the same success , lie had now before him a pile of gold and notes and began to scatter stakes all over the board ; the "dozen , ' ' the "col umn , " the "number , " all the combi nations succeeded with him. II is luck was unheard of , supernatural. It might have been imagined that the little ivory ball dancing in the roulette was magnetized , fascinated by the eyes of this player and obedient to bun. In a dozen stakes he had recov ered the few wretched thousand franc notes , his last resources , which he had lost at the beginning of the evening Now , punting with two or three hundred louis at a time , and aided by his fantastic vein of luck , he was on the way to regaining , and more besides , the hereditary capital he had squand ered in so fe\v years , and reconstitut ing his fortune. In his eagerness to return to the gaming table , he had not taken off his ftircoat. Already he had crammed the large pockets with bundles of notes and rouleaux of gold pieces ; and , not knowing where to heap his winnings , he now loaded the inner and exterior pockets of his frock coat , the pockets of his waistcoat and trousers , his cigar case , his handkerchief every thing that could be made to hold his money. And still he played , and still he won. like a madman , like a drunken man ! And he threw handfuls of louis on to the ' -picture. " at hazard , with a ges ture of certainty nnd disdain ! Only something like a red-hot i.-on was in his heart , and he thought of nothing but of the little mendicant sleeping in the snow whom he liad robbed. "Js she still at thesame spot ? Sure ly she must be still there ! Presently yes. when 1 o'clock strikes I swear it ! I will quit this place. I wii ! take her sleeping in my arms and carry her to my home ; I will put Bier in my warm bed ; I will bring her up , give her a dowry , love 'her as if she were my own daughter " , care for her always , al ways ! * ' III. J ? t the clock struck 1 , and then a. quarter , and then a half , and then three-quarter ? . And Lneien was still seated at the infernal table. At length , one minute before 2 o'clock , the keeper of the bank rose abruptly ami said in a loud voice : "The bank i ? broken , gentlemen enough f&rtcKtny. * ' With abound Lucien was on his feet. Roughly pushing aside the gamblers who surrounded him and re garded him with enviousadmiration. . be hurried1 arsray quickly.sprang down the-stair * and : ran all the way to the Srtone bench. In the distance , by the light of a lamphe sftv - the little girl. "God bepiiiibed ! " he said , "she is still there. approrw&eit her , he took her ' Oh ! how eold she is. poor little ne ! " He-took her under the nrms and raised' her so that he might carry her ; her. head fell back without her awak ing. " 'K > w soundly ehililr&n of her age sleep- ! " ' " ' He pressed her- against h > s bosom to warm her , and , > iexed by a vague in quietude , and. with a view to rousing her out of this- heavy slumber , he kissed : her eyelids. Then it was that he perceived with terror that these eyeballs were half open , showing lialf the eyeballs glassy , sightless , , motionless. Upon is brain ila heii a horrible suspicion. He placed hi > mouth do e to that of the little girl ; no breath came from it. While with the gold piece which lie had stolen , fro in thismedicant Lucien had won a fortune at the gaming table , the hoiieless child had died died of cold ! IV. Seized by the throat by the most 'rightful of agonies , Lucien tried to itter a cry. and. in the effort which ic made , awoke from his nightmare on ; he club settee , on which he had gone to sleep a little before midnight , and where the attendant who had quitted : he house last had left him out of charity. The misty dawn of a December norning was graying the window wnes. Lucien went out in the street , pledged lis watch , took a- bath , breakfasted. ind then went to the recruiting office ind signed an engagement as i volunteer in the First regi- nent of Chasseurs d' Afrique. At the present time Lucien Hemisu leutenant ; he has only his pay to ive upon , but he contrives to make t .suflice. being a very steady oilicer ind never touchihg a card. It ap pears even that he has formd the neans of saving , for the other day , it Algiers , one of his comrades who was following him at a few paces dis- : ant in one of the hilly streets of Ivasha , saw him give something in charity to a little Spanish uirl sleep- ng in a doorway. an > l had the indis- Tetion to see what it was that Lucien had given to the child. Great was his surprise at the poor ieutenant's generosity. Lucien Hem had put into the hand of the poor child -a piece of gold ! From the French of Francois Coppee , in Strand Magazine. ' Cats as Clocks. Everyone knows that cats can see in the dark , but the reason they can dose so is because of the peculiar construc tion of- their eyes. You may have noticed that in a moderate light the pupil or black part in pussy's eyes is small and oval shaped , while in the full glare of light it becomes narrow. Now , in the dark , it expands to a circle , and nearly fills the surface oi the eyeball. This peculiarity of the cat's eye is turned to account in a curious manner by the Chinese. The Abbe Hue relates that when he was travelling in China" he asked his attendant what time it was. The man went over to a cat that was quietly basking in the sun , and , examining its eyes , told the Abbe that it was about two hours after noon , and on being questioned how he knew that , explained that the pupils of a cat's eye were largest in the morning , and that they gradually grew smaller as the light increased , till they reached their minimum at noon ; that then they began to widen again , till at night they once more became large. The good Abbe was filled with ad miration for the ingenuity of a poo- pie who could use cats as clocks. I'ut it must be admitted that this way oi telling the time of day is rather a loose one , and could only be trusted in very clear and serene weather , for tempo rary gloom or thedarkness of a storm would sadly derange your four-footed clock and put it all wrong. . - * $ : . Men Behind Dress-goods Count ers. If you have done much shopping you must have noticed that more men than women are employed at the dress goods counters , observes a I Chicago Tribuneshopper. It occurred to the writer to ask if there was any reason for this. The manager re-plied , just as if he had been expecting some one to ask the question. "There are several reasons for it. Women do not like to take the say-so of their own sex on dress goods men ha\e better ideas of combination than women : men are more diplomatic in dealing with woman than saleswomen are. A saleswoman can accomplish more at some other counter.- * than men. But at the dress-goods counter men make best employes. You would naturally think thaf a woman could grab up a piece or' goods and shorit toadvantage. . I never saw one thai conkl do it. Few women .are gooil judges of combinations of colors on the counter. A modiste is. of course , but n woman cannot al ways hi'A'e a irradiste with her when she goes shopping , ifon who are in this business take to a thing-like com bining colors as naturally as ducks take to water. Thev teem to know as soon as they see a woman what will become her in the way of dress goods. There are many articles in Mich a store as this which women pre- j'er to buy of their OTrn sex. but when it conies to dress goods- they perfer to deal wit h men. " Prompt Ruling. Ii is chiefly hi'civil comrts tliat com plaint is made of the law's delay. ' ' CoiiTts martial are onlj temporary organizations , and cannot continue cases from term , to term. But with all the promptness- mKitary legal procedure , it is nor often tlvit : i decis ion b obtained with so'lirrk-hesita tion as in the following case- . An old lady living in "Di.vU'r in the time of the IJebdlion brouuht her complaints to the headquarters of the Confederate General Bragg , where she was met by his-adiutant. and the following conversation ensuetS. Old Lady Isthiswhere - Captain Bracg lives ? Colonel Brent Yc35. madam : vm I do anything for you ? Old Lady Well. ye see- , roister , J live over where the lightin/ was , and when Captian BrnsriTs company skeered the Yankees. ' they ran rite peeist my house ritepeerest uln-n up comeo Captain Forrest with hi- crittur companycavalryjaDd [ make- a line of light rite tlai'ougb any yard , und oversets my ash-hopper , and treads General Bragg ( sitting ne-nr ) Col onel Brant see that the-lady's claim is settled , immediately. Tne Danger of Wearing Red Stock ings. It has been remarked that the wear ing by children , of red stockings coin cides with pustular eruptions on their legs nnd feet. The Board of Health in Paris employed : ii. Schntzenberger , a cheraical expert , , to ascertain whether the dyes coloring the stockings con- tamed poisonous matter. He has sent in his report , in which he says that all the many specimen submit ted to him derived their red color from aniline .and containing a large proportion tion of antimoniac oxide. A- chil dren perspire freely , this matter en ters into solution and is thus taken into the pores. The professor had no doubt that it was the cause of the pustural rash which accompanies tin use of red stockings. The Board o ! Hesi 1th has reported in favor of tin- interdiction lor wearing apparel o : dyes obtained from metallic prepara tions. In selecting breedeng birds , pick out the besc and discard all of the weak , sickly ones. Generally it is best to use fowls for breeding that are at least one year old. If pullets are desired. haveold hens and young cockerels : it roosters are desired reverse this. So far no rul * has been discovered for de termining the sex of eggs ; it is all guess work. Save all the poultry manure to use in the garden in the spring. What is Castoria is Dr. Samuel Pitcher's prescription for Infants and Children. It contains neither Opium , Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. It is a harmless substitute for Paregoric , Drops , Soothing Syrups , and Castor Oil. It is Ploasant. Its guarantee is thirty years' use by Millions of Mothers. Castoria destroys 'Worms and allays feverishness. Castoria prevents vomiting Sour Curd , cures Diarrhoea and "Wind Colic. Castoria relieves teething troubles , cures constipation and flatulency. Castoria assimilates the food , regulates the stomach , and bowels , giving healthy and natural sleep. Cas toria is the Children's Panacea the Mother's Friend. Castoria. "Castoria is an excellent medicine for chil dren. 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