TWO OHIO YARNS. Frog AIlvo In a Man for Three Years and Alligators. These stories are vouched for by correspondents of the Cincinnati Jn- quircr : At Dayton , 0. , Mr. Loins Whitcomb , ti core-maker , lias suffered for thrt" years past ivith a stomach ailment that ballled medical treatment. Con vinced finally that some animated organism was domiciled in his stom- Jich , lie detailed the symptoms to Jr. 31. T. Weis. The doctor's diagnosis satisfied him that something was hop ping about in Whitcomb's stomach. Emetics failed to elevate the unknown , when the doctor resorted to potions that kill. This was followed by a powerful physic. Whitcomb has ex hibited to the doctor the web feet and other undigested remnants of a huge frog that had been making its home in the core-maker's stomach for the past three years. At Akron , O. , considerable interest lias been created over the discovery oi an alligator six feet long in the waters of the Little Cuyahoga river. That the reptile had lived in the water for some time was evident by the various substances found in its stomach. When cut open several small fish , pieces of river grass and a partly di gested turtle were brought to lit ht. One Oyster for Two. We laugh at the innocent young housewife Avho ordered "half a dozen halibut" for dinner. Had she liA-od in the South Pacific Islands she might IKIA-C been equally laughed at for or dering half a , dozen oysters not to Bay a pint. The author of "Oysters , : md All About Them" giA'cs some ex amples that nearly match the giant clams and abaloncs of the California coast. - * - Pliny mentions that , according to the historians of Alexander's expcdi dition , oysters a foot in diameter were found in the Indian Sens , and Sii James E. Tennent Avas unexpectedlj enabled to corroborate thecorrectness , of this statement , for al Kottior , neai Trincomalec , enormous specimens o edible oysters were brought to the rest hou e. One measured "more than eleven incha' in length by half as many 311 width. 3 > ut this extraordinary measure ment is beaten by the oysters of Port Lincoln in South Australia , which are the largest edible ones in the world. They are as large as a dinner-plate , ar.d of much th same shape. They MO sometimes more than a foot .across the shell , and the oyster lits Iiis habitation so well that he does not leave much margin. It is a new sensation when a friend asks you to lunch , at Adelaide , to have one oyster fried in butter , or in eggs and bread crumbs , sot before you , but it is a very ple.-isant experience : for the ilavor and delicacy of the Port Lincoln mammoth are' proverbial , . A-en in that land of luxuries. Where Politeness Was Expensive. The Spanish lover has a very pretty way of saying , ' -I throw myself at your feet , senorita. " Of course he - does nothing of the kind. The Span ish hostess says to her friends , -'Pos- sess yourself of my house , it is all yours , " but she does not expect them 4o take actual possession. The words are the floxvw of chivalry. .Cut an occasional visitor takes these polite people at their word , and "they are too polite to explain themis- -take. When Gen. and Mrs. Grant Avcre in Cuba , says the Detroit Free Press , they were invited to dine at the palace of the governor general in Ha vana. In the evening a ball was given , which was attended by t lie beauty of the city. Among the F noritas Avas one lady Avho stood conversing Avith the Ameri- caii soneral's wife , tjhe was superbly dressed , and carried a marvelous fan , Avhich had descended to her from her : great-granumoiher. Jt was a costly affair of < arvinc , lacoand diamonds. I\Irs. \ Grant admired it. upon which the spamsn jady at once handed it to her , Avith the usual remark : ' Jt is yours , madame. Avith the greatest ) > ! : > ity. J > o me t\v \ great fav or to posse.-s yor.r = elf of it. ' ' Mrs. Grant Avas delighted ; sheAvarm- ly thanked the lady and kept the fan , nor Avoulu the dismayed senorita , Avho had lo t her heirloom , permit the mistake to be announced. Where Nobody Starves. " \Vithin a hundred miles of the east coast of Australia no native in an un crippled rendition has eAer died from lack of dktstible food a rather com prehensive term in a country where fern roots are boiled like potatoes , .and snails and grasshopper : ; are con sidered tidbit * . Strange to say. the martyrs of that horrid diet get old. as a proof that freedom from care i < . after all , the main condition of : ong- evity. A similar phenomenon maybe -observed in the viiia e * of'.Vntral 3lussia. where mental stagnation pre vails in its imliest forms , but where charity and p.u-ish poor laAVs prof e < t every native from the risk of actual starvation. Professor Oswald in Good Words. A Primate's Pleasantry. A candidate for priest's orders preaching his extempore trial sermon before the late Archbishop Taft and Dean Stanley , in his nervousness be gan stammering , "I Avill divide my congregation into tAVO the converted ancfthc unconverted. " This proved too much for the Primate's sense of humor , and he exclaimed : "I think sir as there are only tAvo of us , you Lad better say Avhich is which. " THE SLEEPING SEA. Far away fair ships arc sailing Far , ainl faint , and dim , Oleums of white , or glints of lighr , Ou tlicvuiruu horizon's \nd the nconi ) , only varied Wli < Ti' the breaker * cry * From thoMraml of gleaming "and , .Stretches level to the s-ky. Cloudless azure heavens bending O'er the sleeping ? -ea Pul. iiig lieatahoiit our feet Where can peril be ? Can it be that tempests gather , Strong wind * lan the deep ? To-wd in pain the tall .ships strain , Maddened billows .shoreward leap ? Trust the lion , tru-t the serpent , When he.sleeping lies , Triiit thv hand * to ( laming brands Tniit : iot tickle seas and skies. I.--aac O.Kankin , in May Overland. A PIECE OF GOLD , i. When Lucien Hem saw his last 100- franc note gripped by the bank- keeper's rake , and rose from the roulette table , where he had lost the last -fragments of his iittio fortune , collected for this supreme struggle , he feJt giddy and thought he was going to fall. With dizzy head and tottering legs he went and threw himself down upon the broad leather settee surrounding the play table. For some minutes he gazed vacant ly on the clandestine gambling house in which he had squandered the best years of his youth ; recognized the ravaged faces of the gamblers , crudely lit by the three largo shaded lamps ; listened to the light "jingle of gold on the cloth-covered table ; felt that he was ruined , lost ; recollected that he had a home the pair of regulation pistols which his father , General Hem , then a simple captain , had used so well in the attack of Zaatcha ; then , overcome by fatigue , he sank into a profound sleep. When he arose , with a clammy mouth , he saw by the clock that he had slept for barely half an hour , and felt an imperious need for breathing thdjiiight air. The clock hands mark ed a quarter before midnight. While rising and stretching his arms. Lucien remembered that it was Christinas eve , and , by an ironic trick of memory , he saw himself a little child , putting its shoes into the chimney before going to bed. At that moment old Dronski a pillar of the gaming hou.-e , the classic Pole , wearing the threadbare hooded woolen cloak , ornamented all over with grftasestains approached Lucien , and muttered a few words in his beard "Lend 5-franc grizzled : me a - piece , monsieur. It's now two days since 1 have stirred out of the club , and for two days the 'seventeen' has never turned up. Laugh at me , if you like , but I'll sutler my hand to be cut off if that number does-noc turn up on the stroke of midnight/ ' Lucien Hem shrugged Iiis shoulders. He had not even enough' in. bis pocket to meet this tax , which the frequent ers of the place called "The Pole's i hundred sousHe passed ! into the- antechamber , took his hat and fur coat , and descended the stairs with feverish rapidity. Since 4 o'clock , . Avhen- Lucien had shut himself up in the gaming house , snoAV had fallen heavily , and the- street a street m the center of Paris , very narroAV , and built Avith high houses 011 either side \vas- com pletely Avhite. In the calm sky , blue-black , thecokl stars glittered. The ruined gambler shuddered' - der his furs , and Avalked away , his mind still teeming AA'ith thoughts- despair , and more than eA'er turning to the remembrance of the box of pis tols Avhich aAvaited him in one of his- draAvers ; but alter moving forward a. few steps , he stopped suddenly before- a heart-wringing siuht. On. a stone bench , placed according to old custom near the monumental door of a mansion , a little-girl of G or 7 years of age , dressed in. a ragged black frock Avas sitting in the snow. She Avas sleeping , in spite of the cruel cold , in an attitude of frightful fatigue and exhaustion : her x > oor little head and tiny shoulder pressed as if they had sunk into an annle of the wall , and reposing on the icy stone. One of her Avooden shoes had fallen from loot , wmch hung helplessly and ugubriously before her. With a mechanical gesture , Lucien nit his hand to his waistcoat pocket , nit a moment afterwards he recollect ed that lie had not been .ble to find even a forgotten piece of 20 sous , , and lad been obliged to leave the club vithont giving the customary "tip" : o the club attendant ; yet moved by in instinctive feeling of pity , he approached preached the little girl , and might , perhaps , have taken her in his arms ind given her a night's lodging , when , n the wooden shoe which had slipped rom her foot , he saw something glit ter. ter.He stooped : it was a gold coin. Some charitable person , doubtless some lady , had passed by , had seen on this 'Christmas night the little vooden shoe lying in front of the.sleep- ng child , and , recalling the touching egend. had placed then * , with a secret land , a magnificent offering , so that his poor abandoned one might be- ieve in presents made for the infant avior , and preserve , in spite of her nisfortune , some confidence and some lope in the goodness of Providence. A gold piece ! It was several days of est and riches for the beggar , and Lucien was on the point of waking her ; o tell her this , when he heard near lis ear , as in hallucination , a voice the voice of the Pole , with its coarse Irawling accent , almost whispering : 'It's now two days since I stirred out of the club , and for two days the 'sev enteen' has never turned up ; I'll stiller my hand to be cut off , if that number does not turn up on the stroke of midnight. " Then this young man of three and twenty , descended from a race of honest men , who bore a proud mili- I tary name and who had never swervea from the path of honor , conceived a frightful idea : he was seized with a mad , hysterical , monstrous desire. After L'lancing on all sides , to make sure that he was alone in the deserted street , he bent his knee , and carefully outstretching his trembling hand , he stole the gold piece from the fallen shoe ! Hurrying then , with al. speed , he re turned to the gambling house , scaled the stairs two and three at a stride , and entering the accursed play-room as the first stroke of midnight was sounding , placed the piece of gold ou the green cloth and cried : "f stake on the seventeen ! " The seventeen won. With a turn of the hand Lucien pushed the thirty-six louis on to the "red. " The "red" won. He lifted the seventy-two Ipui.s on the same color ; the "red" again won. Twice he "doubled" three times always with the same success , lie had now before him a pile of gold and notes and began to scatter stakes all over the board ; the "dozen , " the "col umn , " the "number , " all the combi nations succeeded with him. llisluck was unheard of , supernatural. It might have been imagined that the little ivory ball dancing in the roulette was magnetized , fascinated by the eyes of this player and obedient to him. In a dozen stakes he had recov ered the few wretched thousand franc notes , his last resources , which he had lost at the beginning of the evening Now , punting with two or three hundred louis a ? a time , and aided in * his fantastic vein of luck , he was on the way to regaining , and more besides , the hereditary capital he had squand ered in so few years , and reconstitut ing his fortune. Jn his eagerness to return to the gaming table , he had not taken off his fttrcoat. Already he had crammed the large pockets with bundles of notes and rouleaux of gold pieces ; and , not knowing where to heap his winnings , he now loaded the inner and exterior pockets of his frock coat , the pockets of his waistcoat and trousers , his cigar case , his handkerchief every thing that could be made to hold his money. And still he played , and still he won. like a madman , like a drunken man ! And he threw handfuis of louis on to the "picture. " at hazard , with a ges ture ot certainty and disdain : Only fcOinething like a red-hot iron was in his heart , and he thought oi nothing but of the little mendicant sleeping in the snow whom he liad robbed. "Is she still at thesame spot ? Sure ly she must be still there ! Presently yes. when 1 o'clock strikes Iwear I it ! I will quit this place. I wiil take her sleeping in my arms and carry her to my home ; I will put Eser in my warm bed ; I will bring her up-give her a dowry , love'her as if she were my own daughter , care for her always , al- wavs ! " ' III. But the clock struck 1 , and then a-1 quarter , and then a half , and then three-quarters * . And Lncic-n was still seated at the infernal table. At length , one minute before 2 o'clock , the keeper of the bank rose abruptly ami said in a loud voice : "The bank i * broken , gentlemen enough fc > rtodav. * ' With a bo-uiul Lucien was on his feet. Roughly pushing aside the gamblers who surroundetl him and regarded - garded him. with envious admiration. be hurried' ' arjray quickly. sprang down { mo stair3 andi mil all the way to the Srtone bench. In the distance , by the light of a lamphe sv the little girl. God ptai&edl" he said , "she is still there. approtwrfaeil her , he took her hamas. "Oh ! IIOAV cs ! < i she is. poor little one ! " He- took her under the arms and raised' her so that lie might carry her ; her- head fell back without her awak ing. Haw soundl eluKlren of her ae lie pressed her- against his bosom to warm her , and , yezed by a vague in quietude , and. with a view to rousing her out of this- heavy Srhnnber , he kii cui her eyelids. Then it way that he perceived with terror that these eyeballs were half open , showing half the eyeballs glassy , sightless , motionless. Upon his brain ila hesi a horrible suspicion. He placed his mouth close to that of the little girl ; no breath came from it. While with the gold piece which he had stolen frosa this medic-ant Lucien had won a fortune at the gaming table , the ho-neless child had died died of cold ! IV. Seized by the throat by the most frightful of agonies , Lucien tried to utter a cry. and. in the eil'ort which he madeawoke from his nightmare on the club settee , on which he had gone to sleep a little before midnight , and where the attendant who had quitted the house last had left him out of charity. The 'misty dawn of a December morning was graving the window O C7 7 panes. Lucien went out in the street , pledged his watch , took a bath , breakfasted. and then went to the recruiting otlice and signed an engagement as a volunteer in the First regi ment of Chasseurs d' Afrique. At the pre&ent time Lucien Ileniisa lieutenant ; he has only his pay to live upon , but he contrives to make it suflice. being a very steady oih'eer and never touchihg a card. It ap pears even that he has found the means of saving , for the other day , at Algiers , one of his comrades who was following him at a few paces dis tant in one of the hilly streets of Kasha , saw him give something in charity to a little Spanish girl sleep ing in'a doorway , au < l had the indis cretion to see what it was that Lucien had given to the child. Great was his surprise at the poor lieutenant's generosity. Lucien Hem had put into the hand of the poor child -a piece of gold ! From the French of Francois Cfoppee , in Strand Magazine. ' Cats as Clocks. Everyone knows that cats can see in the dark , but the reason they clui dose so is because of the peculiar construc tion of' their eyes. You may have noticed that in a moderate light the pupil or black part in pussy's eyes is small and oval shaped , while in the full glare of light it becomes narrow. Now , in the dark , it expands to a circle , and nearly fills the surface oi the eyeball. This peculiarity of the cat's eye is turned to account in a curious manner by the Chinese. The Abbe Hue relates that-when he was travelling in China' he asked his attendant what time it was. The man went over to a cat that was quietly basking in the sun , and , examining its eyes , told theAbbe that it was about two hours after noon , and on being questioned how he knew that , explained that the pupils of a cat's eye were largest in the morning , and that they gradually grew smaller as the light increased , till they reached their minimum at noon ; that then they began to widen again , till at night they once more became large. The good Abbe was filled with ad miration for the ingenuity of a poo- pie who could use cats as clocks. ! > ut it must be admitted that , this way oi telling the time of day is rather a loose one , and could only be trusted in very clear and serene weather , for tempo rary gloom or the darkness of a storm would sadly derange your four-footed clock and put it all wrong.jscns . Men Behind Dress-goods Count ers , If you have done much shopping you must have noticed that more men than women arc employed at the dress goods counters , observes a Chicago Tribuneshopper. It occurred to the writer to ask if there was any reason for this. The manager re-plied , just as if he had been expecting tome one to ask the question. "There are several reasons for it. Women do not like to take the say-so of their own sex on dress goods men ha\e better ideas of combination than women : men are more diplomatic in dealing with woman than saleswomen are. A saleswoman can accomplish more at some other counter * than men. But at the dress-goods counter men make best employes. You would naturally think that a woman could grab up a piece of goods and shew it to advantage. I never saw one that conkl do it. Few women are goot ! judges of combinations of colors ' on 'the counter. A modiste is. of course , but n woman cannot al ways h-f.ve a modiste with her when she goes shopping , ifon who are in this business take to a thing-like com bining colors as naturally as ducks take to water. They teem to know as soon as-they see a woman what will become her in the -vay of dress goods. There are many articles in Mich a stone as this- which women pre- ier to buy of their o rn sex. but when ft conies to dress good they perfer to deal with men. " Prompt Ruling. li is chiefly in-civil conrts that com plaint is made of the law' ; * delay. " CouTts martial are only temporary organizations , and cannot continue cases from term , to term. But with all the promptness- inWtary legal procedure , it is HOV often tV-at ; i decis ion b obtained with : aolirt'c- ' hesita tion as in the following case- An old lady living in "Di..ri.t- in the time of the Rebellion brought her complaints to the headquarters of the Confederate General Biigr where she was met by his-adjutantT and the following conversation ensueuL Old Lady Isthiswhere - Captain Bragg lives ? Colonel Brent Yea , , madam : can I do anything for you ? Old Lady Well , yeu see- , roister , J live over where the lighting was , and when Captian Bragg's company skeered the Yankees. " they ran rite peoist my house ritepeerest ulu-n up comes Captain Forrest with hi- crittur company [ cavalry ] acd maki- a line of fight rite tlta'ougb KIT yard , and oversets my ash-hopper , and treads General Bragg ( sitting ne-ar ) Col onel Brent see that the-lady's claim is settled , immediately ? . Tne Danger of Wearing Red Stock ings. It has been remarked : that the wear ing by children , of red stockings coin cides with pustular eruptions on their legs nnd feet. The Board of Health in Paris employed M. Schntzenberger , a chemical expert , to ascertain whether the dyes colouring the stockings con tained poisonous matter. He ha > sent in his report , in which heays that all the many specimens submit ted to him derived their red color from aniline and containing a large proportion tion of antimoniac oxide. A > chil dren perspire freely , this matter enters - [ ters into solution and is thus , taken into the pores. The profe.-sor had no doubt that it was * the cau.-e of t'lt- ' pustural rash which accompanies tin- use of red stockings. The Board oi ! Health has reported in favor of tin- interdiction ) 'or wearing apparel o : dyes obtained from metallic prepara tions. In selecting breedeng birds , pick out the bosc and discard all of the weak , sickly ones. Generally it is best to use fowls for breeding that areat least one year old. If pullets are desired , have'old hens and young cockerels : if roosters arc desired reverse this. So far no nil * has been discovered for de termining the sex of eggs ; it is allgue > s work. Save all thf ( poultry manure to use in the garden in the spring. zxz - f- What is Castoria is Dr. Samuel Pitcher's prescription for Infants and Children. It contains neither Opium , Morphine nor other Xarcotic substance. It is a harmless substitute for Paregoric , Drops , Soothing Syrups , and Castor Oil. It is Pleasant. Its guarantee is thirty years' use by Millioiis of Mothers. Castoria destroys 'Worms and allays feverishness. Castoria prevents vomiting Sour Curd , cures Diarrhrea and Wind Colic. Castoria relieves teething troubles , cures constipation and flatulency. Castoria assimilates the food , regulates the stomach , and bowels , giving healthy and natural sleep. Cas toria is the Children's Panacea the Mother's Friend. Castoria. "Castoria is an excellent medicine for chil dren. Mothers liavo repeatedly told lao of its good effect upon their children. " Da. G. C. OSOOOD , Lowell , Mats. ' Castoria is the best remedy for children of which I am acquainted. I hope the day is not far distant when mothers will consider the real Interest of their children , and use Castoria in stead of the various quack nostrums which ara destroying their loved ones , by forcing opium , jnorphine , soothing syrup and other hurtful Bgeats down their throats , thereby sending them tc premature graves. " Da. J. F. KIXCJIELOE , Coaway , Art. TIio Centaur Company , TT Murray Street , No-w York City. " ? = THE PQSI"nV CURE ELY BROTHERS. 66 Warren St. , New York JTLa K ct * xTA.CK DWYEIR'S A FIVE CENT CIGAR. Try tliis popular brand. It is one of the finest nickel cigar * ever placed on. sale in F. D. 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Toothache rae'-S'-lw1 . . . .M JS Xsuraljrisu * w'- * ' ui tit t " - " fct' * " it Headaches , SiH-Headache. Vr0'O . HI llyspcpsiu. Bilious Momac-h . % ? 11 SiipiircsKt'ilor I'ainfiil J'critxls. . - j _ Whites , to l rofus < ; I'oriods - 3'.l Croup. Cou li , I > jllnultlnatliinvJ t Salt Jthftini , Kry > .ii"las Kmptlons. . 4 Jthonniatl'-I'.tirn . . . . . ti JLiiirit : iii i i 111 , jkm tiin .j. i km 3 ( T'crer an l Asiio. htlN.3Ialaria s 37 1'ilc , Jtiind or riecdnw ' : ! > 1 ! Catarrh , Influec.2i. C l llntIi H 'ad50 JO " \\Tioopiiie Coiish ? A ioli-nt Cousiis. . ,11) y-t Uf-nernl Dpliiliu ,1'hysleal Weakness .50 " 7 KidneyJ ipa .f . ' > US Nervous Debility 1.00 : JD J'rinaryWaknessAVfttlnsBH. . . . i ) Uisea esof thellearJ.l'alpitatioul.OO Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria. When Baby was sick , we gSTO her Castoria. SThea she was a Child , she cried for Castoria , When she became Hiss , she clung to Castoria , Wk o ha had duldrea , she gare 1 HKU Cactorla. " Castoria. 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