Ii Us1 Leave ft ii1 . I BUY OK US. • BS-We do not sell ONE ARTICLE I BELOW COST and make It back sev- . eral times toy sellingother goods for MOKE THAN THEY ARE WORTH , I but we can SAVE YOU MONE * on I Dry Goods , Notions , I Hats and Caps , I Boots and Shoes , I Groceries , Flour. I Everythingat Bed-Rock Prices ! I We Mean Business ! I GAIaIa AND SRE US. I Wilcox & Fowler. A GOLDEN DPPORTUNin I TO GET A I TAILOS-MADE SUIT AT 80ST. | $5,000 WORTH I . of goods MUST BE CLOSED OUT AT COST IN [ ' 60 DAYS. Iwill make up goods or sell suits and I pants patterns AT COST , lake advantage of this I Great Closing Out Sale ! I as you may never again have the same oppportunity. I Satisfaction in Ever ) Respect Positively Guaranteed. LBERNHEIIKIER , Merchant Tailor. u I Best andcboapost Veterinary Remedies. I Stewart's Healing-Powder 20 years in nso for all open Bores , , on man and beast , barbed wiro cutsgallsburnschafingetc. It cannot bo equaled. Only 15c a bx. I ) Stewart's Stock Remedy i Is not mado of bran , ashes and ; 6awdr.t , to show lnrge box for ' little money ; but is n. Tonic and Blood. Purifier , for all llvo stock. It it the best condition powder in. the World. S3" 25 cents a box. I , STEWART'S LINIMENT m Is the best remedyfor Ehenm- m\- \ atism , Lamenes3SwelllngBack- | ache , Sprains , etc. , in ubo for man and beast. A trial order will prove it. Largo bottle , 25 cents. I STEWART'S HOOP OIL 1 Nothing like it for Dry , Cracked , tt 1 Brittle or Contracted Hoofs H _ raakes them soft and tough. Seep H P T them in good condition "with this B oil. It pays to nse it. Remember m I No foot no horse. Large bottla H 25 cents. 23 = Sold Everywhere. R I Stewart Chemical Co. ; St. Loals I I Eac'ratoStowartHesIlDgPowderCo. B I SCHOOL BOOKS I AT I The Tribune Office , | : At Publishers' Prices , I SLANK BOOKS. LEGAL BLANM * II . \ Private Medical Aid flRinC ST.tOOTS.MO. 8peeiI attention vrriHfci glT n to all diseates or troubles iu mala or female , married or tingle , brought about by exposure , abases , excesses or lmproprieUss. THE OLD DOCTOR. e ° iSr : I consulted by malt , or at the oQce , free ot charge. I as-Reliable , Skillful Treatment Guaranteed. \ Board and apartments furnished to those 'who i desire personal care. Send P. O. stamp lor circa- { Urs , etc. Address letters , U - Dr. Ward Office , 116 X. 7th Street , St. Louis , Xfc f > THB OID DOCTOR'S LADIES' FAVORITE. l 'Always Reliable and perfectly Safe. Tha _ , ' iiS game as used by thousands of iromen all oxer the " United State * . In the Old Doctor's private mall i practice , zor23 years , and not a single lad result. • INDISKENSABIJB TO LADIES. I Money returned If not as represented. Send 4 cents ( stamps ) for sealed particulars , and receive ( be only never known to fail remedy by nail. DR. WARD A CO. . I | ! W North. Seventh. 8L , St. LouisHo. . ( • \ ' . gfBlank books scale books , u - | , , copy- ' | ing books , school book's , etc. , at The % Tbibune office. * * ' . SA W * B B B bbV * W ' * " , 'ti ' ui . | v ' 1 ' i j' ' j. ' „ u ' v ' . ' . . " R. M. SNAVELY , ATTORNEY--AT : - : - LAW , INDIANOLA. NEDRASKA. Will practice in all the State and United States Courts. Also before the Land Ollice at Mccook and the department at Washington. Dr. Z. L. KAY , PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. mccook - - Nebraska. Rooms over Frees & Hocknell's lumber office. L. J. SPICKELMIER , M. D. , PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Special Atteitics Gts tc Fesilo Diseases. Office hours , from 9 to 11 A. M. , and 2 to 4 P. M. , mountain time. Office over Farmers & Merchants bank. A. J. WILLEY , M. D. , B. & M. SURGRON , McCook , Neb. , Otters his professional services to the people of McCook. Will not po in the country ex cept in consultation with other physicians. ' T. B. STUTZMAN , M. D. , ECLECTIC PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON- OCULIST AND AUR1ST. McCOOK NEBRASKA. SSfOffice over old First National bank. SANDERSON & STARR , Sign , Carriages Wagon Painters , Paper Hanging and Decorating. Shop iu old land office building. W. R. COLE , Fainter , f PAINTING in all its BRANCHES Graining and Decorating spec ialties. Leave orders with R. A. Cole , the tailor. DIAHANTA. RECOMMENDED BY PHYSICIAN * SIGHTisPRISELESS Call on H. P. SUTTON and be fitted with a pair of the celebrated Diamanta Spectacles orEyeglasses. He carries them in all styles of gold , silver , alunmium , steel and rubber. A good fit guaranteed. A trial set for fitting eyes in a sci entific manner. S3F We have just received a new line of fine writing papers in boxes. The largest and finest assortment ol queensware in Western Nebraska is to be seen at Noble's. You should not \ fail to inspect his line before leaking , purchases , y - _ „ . _ ? * VC 6 E"t > • * " " " " l" " * " * " " * ChanneU/Pridge and Tunnel. I have to-Uay seen M. 'Varilla , the author of the bridge-tunnel echemo of communication oetween Fiance and England , telegraphs the Paris correspondent of the London Daily News. SL Varilla singularly resem. bles Napoleon ; but , notwithstanding his name and appearance , he does not own to any Corsican blood. In speaking of his plan , M. Varilla told me that it had met with an excellent reception at the ministry of public works , and that M. Yves Guyofc is soon to submit it to the ministerial council. I asked whether the sum of 16,000,000 livresgiven m the papers at the cost of the bridge-tunnel was not under the mark. lie inlormed me that it was a great deal above ib. The estimate is 10,000,000 livres ; but 12,000,000 livres would certain ly not be exceeded. In reply to are - mark that it would be a task of ex treme difficulty to make a tunnel , both ends of which would be sub merged , and both of them half a mile from the shore , the engineer stated that the technical difficulties were by no means as great as they mightat firstappear. M. Varillathen explained that his idea was to con- stuct a lift at the extremity of either pier by which trains might be raised or lowered. How was this to be done without letting the water into the tunnel ? The idea was to construct two square tubes of iron , about 90 feet in height , GOO feet long , and 400 feet wide. These tubes would be bailt on rafts of special design , and on a calm day towed out to the end of each pier , where they would be let down straight into the sea. Stones would then be shot down from barges round the four sides of the tubes , so as to form breakewaters round them , and protect them from the action of currents and storms. A peaceful lake would thus be formed within the tubes. "Just so , " I said , "but how could a tunnel be made without hav ing it flooded ? "In this way , " re plied Mr. Varilla , "the iron tube would rest on a bed of sand , having beneath it an absolute impervious stratum through which the tunnel would run. "When the tubes and the breakwaters round them are in po sition at the end of the piers , I bore down by hammering with specially constructed steam hammers. When the marley chalk is reached there will be a second and smaller tube let < town into the first , leaving sufficient space to admit of a wall of concrete being built between the two. The water in the artificial lake will then be pumped out. and the scoop ing out through the impervious stratum may be commenced down to the level of the tunnel. There will be two great tubes of 160 or 170 feet or more in height , by which trains will be raised and lowered. " ' 'Your lifts , " I said , "will be of hitherto un known power. " "Not at all , " was the reply , "at the canal otFontinettes , in the north of France , there are elevators which raise a total weight of 1,000 tons. My elevators will need to bear only a weight of about 200 tons. The general technical dif ficulties in what concerns the pipers will not be great. The force of the tide and wind would not be greater than at the Forth bridge. The via ducts between the coasts and the lifts would be constructed on the can- till over system. In regard to the de fensive question , each country would be absolute mistress of the viaduct and the tube at her end of the tun nel. " "One more question : How would Great Britian be able to pro tect herself from invasion ? " "Noth ing easier. To begin with , she would \ destroy the elevator or flood the j tunnel. It would even be sufficient to destroy a part of the viaduct at i her end. A gunboat , or a Krupp gun commanding the elevator tube could effectively block the passage without deffinitely ruining the tunnel. " "And where did you get your idea , M. i Varilla ? " I asked , "In thinking ; out a plan for the Paris Metropoli- < tan railway , I was brought to think that mixed systems lent themsplves best to the solution of great technical and other difficulties. When reflect ing upon the two opposite systems for a canal railway , it occurred to me that the bridge systems would do away with many of the objections to the tunnel scheme. " Arriving at Conclusions. The doctors have talked so much about heart failure that now when a man has a pain he sits down and jvaits for his heart to fail. Nervous people , although in comparatively 2jood health , awake at morning sur prised to find that their hearts did lot make an assignment during the • light. Old Jerry Budd , coroner of a re- note county in Texas , had so much : ; rouble in determining diseases that , le fell into the habit of saying heart ailure , it mattered not what sort of ( hsease or accident took the victim . ) ff. One day a man was found dead ' n the road , with a bullet hole hrough his body. Jerry summoned i i jury and , after holding an iuquest , ; lecided that the man had died of 1 learfc failure. , t "Yes , " said one of the jurymen , J 'but what's the matter with this < mllet hole ? " i "Oh , that bullet hole is all right. * le might havelived on a little longer f some fellow hadn't shot him , but s tis heart would have failed sooner or * titer. " i Several days afterward a man was JS ound hanging from a tree. Jercy t lecided that heart failure was the ause. i "But holdton ' * * said a morbidly particular follow , "what figure does this rope cut in the premises ? " "Oh , the rope , " said Jerry. "Well , I hadn't noticed that. Men , what about this rope ? " No one expressed an opinion and Jerry , after examining the rope , said ; "There's nothing strange about the rope that I can see. " "Yes , but wait a minute. " remarked the morbidly particular fellow. "This heart/failure business has gone far enough and I want something else in this case especially as this rope gives us a clue to the cause of death. " "I reckon you are rfoht , " Jerry re plied. "I reckon this rope might be accepted a3 a clue. Say , did any of you know this feller ? " "Yes , " some one replied , "I did. " "What sort of a feller was he ? " "Didn't amount to mnch. " "AVa'n't no account to the com * munity , I reckon ? " "Not at all. " "Well , wa'n't it the general belief that he would sooner or later be hung ? " "Wall , then , " Jerry continued , "if it was the general belief that he would be hung , why we'll return it as a case of natural death , knowing that it was natural for the Teller to die and having reasons for believing that he would naturally bo hung. " Arkansaw Traveler..c - - -.c = - In Shakespeare's Time. In the time of Shakespeare domes tic service was in a state of transi" tion ; the old system was decaying' the new one springing into life ; and if one may be allowed to judge from casual references scattered through out the plays of the poet , the new order does not appear to ha\e been altogether satisfactory. In "King Lear" to take one example Kent denounces Oswald , the steward , as a "knave , a rascal , an eater of broken meats : a base , proud , shallow , beg garly , three-suited , hundred pound , worsted-stocking knave ! " From Shakespeare's plays it further ap pears that the servants of the period were companions and contidauts of their master , and that they were generally sly and pilfering and play ers of practical jokes. In greatfami- lies it was customary for servants to take an oath of fidelity on their en trance into office. Posthumus al ludes to the usage when he says of Imogene's servants : "Her attendants are All sworn and honorable. " The condition of servants at this period was therefore peculiar , and it is clear that they were ruled by a curious mixture of stern discipline and Great laxity. One mode of en-1 forcing obedience was by imposing forfeits or fines , some of which are enumerated by Sir J. Harrington in his "Nugoo Antiquoe. " For being absent from prayers , for uttering an oath , for leaving a door open , or "for any follower visiting the cook , " a fine was inflicted , while in another set of rules it is provided that "If any one tliK rule doth break , And cut more bread than he can eat , Shall to the bo one penny pay. " In case an offender should refuse to pay "direct without resistance , " pro vision is made at the conclusion that "Each one here shall be assistance. And he that doth refuse to aid. By him one penny shall be paid. " Chamber's Journal. m t i Qui Senator Ingalls' Desk. Senator Ingalls studied law in Massachusetts , and as soon as he was admitted to the bar started to Kansas with $70 in hisinsidepocket. He opened an office near Atchison. His law library was made up ofthree books , and the whole of his furniture was a chair and a table. His first client was a carpenter , and his fee was * paid in kind. He got a table and a. high desk for his legal services , and this desk painted creen is kept in the fngalls family to-day as one ot its nost precious pieces of furniture. It jelongs to Ingall's son , Ellsworth , ivho carried it with him to college xnd who probably now uses it as a part of his office furniture in the starting of his law pratice. Cor. Philadelphia Press. Decline of the Shellbark. Not many eastern people , unless ; hey are acquainted with the forests ) f the Mississippi valley , and more especially those found on the higher Uleghany mountains , know what a • eally large hickory tree is. The ihellbarks of Southern Indiana are sometimes 150 feet tall , with trunks our or five feet in diameter , andjbare ) f limbs for seventy or eighty feet , md even larger trees can be found in 3 ; he still almost untouched forests of j astern Tennessee and western North i fcirolina. But those large trees are loomed , and before many years have ' jessed every hickory-tree of sufficient i = e and proper quality will have ieen sacrificed to supply the ever in- reasing demand for the wood. : Wouldn't Stand Such a Racket * ' rom the Binghamton Leader. The clerks in a local dry goods tore tell an amusing story of a * oung fellow from the country who j rus employed by the firm not long ince , and who was deputed to assist t the flannel counter. A young lady T ropped in and approached him with beaming smile . , remarking : "I I hould like to look at your under- • ear , " but the smile froze on her lips s she remarked the look of horror liat overspread the features of the ew clerk. Hurriedly excusing him- jlf , ha disappeared , and the next liing that was heard of him in that & jtablishment was that he had ap- j renticed himself to a barber shop. g 1 H. KAPKE \ Leading Tailor , if Has moved across Dermison street into 1 the buildmg recently vacated by P. Penner. \ His stock of spring goods is new and complete i and he will make clothing at LOWER FIG-- f TJRES than any tailor in McCook , % \ . W. C. BULLAED & CO. . " " " " LIME , HARD I CEMENT , _ _ _ - _ - _ _ „ AND I WINDOWS , L. U IVI 15 t l > SOFT I BLINDS. COAL. 1 1I RED CEDAR AND OAK POSTS. I THE CITY BAKERY , I A. PROBST , .Proprietor. I Fresh Bread delivered every day Free of Charge I PIES-CAKES-CANDIES-NUTS-OYSTERS-CIDER I CIGARS-T0BACC0-ETC-ETC. LUNCH ROOMS IN CONNECTION / I - : - - : - - : - # DRYSDALE , LEADER IN HONESTPRIGES ! And what is of more importance , Quality--and. - . - Style. Why not have a suit that fits you , when one which is both stylish and serviceable can be bought for $22.00. A pair of trowsers which are feally elegant , Drysdale will build you for $5. Fine fabrics cost but little at Drysdale's now , less than misfits in fact. Look him over. You will place your order. Save money. Feel better and look better. Buying forcash and light expenses does the business at DRYSD ALE'S. ALLEN'S TRANSFER , Bus , Baggage Dray Line. F. P. ALLEN , Prop. , McCOOK , NEBRASKA. 0T"Best Equipped in the City. Leave order * nOommerciaJ Hotel. Goodwell water fur ished on short notice. * miHA m I will buy stock cattle of any age , rom calves up. Also , stock hogs. \.t Brush creek ranch , 3 miles outheast of McCook , Neb. J. IS. J1CSERTE. R. A. COLE , Leading Merchant Tailor. Will sell English , Scotch , French nd American cloths AT COST for he next sixty days. Come and get . first-class suit of clothes cheap , t is a rare chance. Shop two doors es * ol the Citizens Bank , McCook , Febrasfca. FOR MEN ONLY ! f7JpJ lgffl ? ° rxoBTorgAmKoaaunroop : < im. ' hirTjtl Md H12.V0VS DIBEtrrY' tiNXilMili 1Ttafale * ofB < ' TadKua , ffectg 1 = < • " > . ' > = < > 8UU.ua Ttnltm C.iatri . WriUtl.i < • rriptlT. ' Bookttt "tbau > d prc r.mtlU4t tl dfree. . * m. ERIE MEDICAL CO. , BUFFALO , H. Y. ' i / f j. 'HS _ i I KILPATRICK BROTHERSI 11 Horses branded on left hip or left shoulder H MRip P.O. addressImperial. M VBtagM Chase county , and Heat- M vflH HSS rice , Neb. Kiuiue. Slink- H HHnTffi" Water and French- M K mmm man creeks. Chase Co. | BH Vl Nebraska. | H rc-W. - Wl Brand as cut on side oJ H . hH HmkJ.some animals , on hip ac < t H MSEm * sides of some , or anp H whereon tho nnim.il H cr.TH ervnnnw arvrerr H To euro Biliousness , Sick Headache , Coostt- M pation , Malaria , Liver Complaints , tako M the safe and certain remedy , H SMITH'S M BILE BEANS I Use tbeSMAM. Size (40 little Beans to tha. | bottle ) . They are the most conveniens. * M Suitnblo lor a.11 Agea. | | Price of either size , 25c. per Bottle- H 'S'S KISSING"717-70 J.F.SMlTH&CO.Haier.or-BILECEANS. US. 1 J. S. McBRAYER , H House Mover % Drayman , - McCOOK , NEB. M J5F House and Safe Moving a Spec- M ialty. Orders for Draying left at the M Huddleston Lumber Yard will receive H prompt attention. H F. D. BURGESS , PLUMBING , M Steam and Hot Water Heating , M North Main Avenue , H McCOOK , • • NEBRASKA. H | V A stock of best grades of Hose , Lawr H Sprinklers , Hose Keels and Hose Flxturcc 1 constantly on band. All work receives proajfci | H attention- 1 IMMHiaajaBliaaallaaaaaaaaaalViMHnMilaaaaaaaaaaaaaMili Mll HHiaaaaaaBi BK ijl iaa H Hurrah for Huber L I I am prepared to do all kinds of M vork , such as contracting and ex- M avating , tree planting. Carpet lay- M ng a specialty ; ten years experi- M nee. All work guaranteed. Leave | rders ct this office. ' H FRAND HUBER , Jk. H ' r ir imijmim ii ii ii m - * * i RWKWiS3S8aSL |