fe * i < i " . . . " . . - > 7n , rr-7. ; _ j sMtmBlM&tmmtiimmmmm 3. ' V • ' • -f . * : - . . l' , " FORGET AND FORGIVE. H 1 * ' . ' / ' Dorset ; for wrhy remember • # • v , Tho , wrongs of yesterday. ? . • . , J - r ? ' , , * Perchance kind wordsworo spokca J J i * < To heal tho breach to-day 1 m % j. • * • • ' - Then lot tho past forever bo m i ; * A blank loaf in tho momory. H iCi "Lot bygones bo byaeocB ? " for why H 1:4 : ' ; * Should thoughts ttiatgcndor-Btfifo H 8 : Bo nourished in our bosoms * * That but embitter life , i j Arid flll this world , that else were fair , H JH with scones of sorrow , strife and caro. . . H Forgive ; for why should wowlthhold 4 Tho blcsBlng that wo need , [ i\ \ Or lot an orrlnpr brother A In vain for mercy plead 1 33 ' Ohl cold must bo.tho hearts , and rare , _ g4 ' That could rojoot thy suppliant prayer ! H f Forgiyojletoldaffcctiims J . Be stlrrM within the heart. J • ? ' ' producing kindly feelings % . • ' / ; Thatlight.and warmth impart , . . j / . And make our onward course less sad , By making homo firesides more glad. H , Forgive : for time's swift pinions I , > * * " " * 'Arobcaringus along , H j- - - And few may bo boourmomeuts & $ ' To do or suffer wrong. , * Then let us , whllo the'ppwef is given , -Forgivo as wo would bo forgiven. H i Selected. I ! OUR ROBIN. I CHAPTER VI. • H • - After breakfast on tho • following morning Harry unoxpectedly.tprits in * an appearance , and my considerate' • friend Kobin irips off iu the 'direction • of-tho Lovers' Walk , with1'a novel I , , tucked under her arm , and Nell career- j. ' Ing at her' heels. Harry makes a somewhat ! lengthy visit , during which I give him a si'ng - • , • : ing. lesson. His vocal powers are § s. great as regards sound , thore certain- H * ; lyis no want of volume in his deep , H ' j , .hoarty voice ; but air and time are H ' ' • - ' > quite minor considerations , so that cer- H tain passages have to be taken over H . -and over again , which fact accounts of | -course for the visit being a protraoted I - one.It is nearly one o'clock before I find myself at liberty to seekEo > in. Know- Hi I W that she disappeared in the direc- II 1 * 4 § * ion of the Lovers'Walk , and provided I j ] * - - Hth a book , I have not much difficulty I * ; - " & guessing her destination. She has , I strangely enough to my fancy , become H enamoured of that dilapidated arbor H which we visited on the morning after | Jier arrival , and there she oftenrepairs -when left to tho indulgence of'her own 'Sweet will. I discover her soated on the short tweedy grass which surrounds the spot , I • her back propped against one side of "the summer-house , and shaded by a Tjroken-down clematis laden with its 1 _ tstarrywhite bloonu Her. book lies T 'unheeded on the-ground beside her , I I . -while , with her hands crossed' Urmly H -behind her backshe stares up at the Iglj -swaying sprays above her , and. the i deep blue sky beyond.- Iff ' • "Aro you fly-catching ? " I ask wiith H * somo interest her mouth certainly is Hj 1 v .a little open. Bl / " "Only trying 'io fly-catch , " answers ' i ; * iRobin , laughing ; and then she opens II lher mouth wider to"verify her stato- 1 anenfc HI Unable to resist the temptation , I Hi ; shake the over-hanging clematis with Hj.j * " a vigorous hand , and the next moment H Robin struggles to her feet with a H choking , laughing cough. H "You xnean thing ! " she says , with a H JookiOf unmitigated reproach , as she j ' ' removes the last white petal from her B lips. "Here have I been , so to say , B . • offering myself upon the shrine of B friendship for the last three houis , and B : ln return you come and choke me with B " "Olematis. But I'll have my revenge ; BV when Harry next comes I'll stick to H > _ vou like a bur. " B "All right , " I answer complacently ; V : -"you will have an opportunity this HS evening he is coming to dinner. " I "What , again ? " Mm "Yes , again ! " I answer , with a sigh , HH as I remember how few moro evenings H . < . < he will be able to come before his de- H . ' . " - .iiarture. . ' • l 'Sigh no more , ladies sigh no more ; -r ; . . * ilen wore deceivers ever ! II One foot on the sea and one ' " I " * quotes Robin , "but I interrupt her im- Bf jpatiently. BS . "Don't , Robin ; it is very tmkind BI ; - " " " -when he is going away too ! " B'4 t "Ah , when he is gone , you will bo B1 just as forlorn as I am , " muses Robin B i -sympathetically. B 1 • "Much much more so , " I declare 2 apathetically ; and then I continue , with Bl i - dasli of unusual confidence "For BH ' • . ; you , Robin , have never loved. " , * * * . * " • " 'Tis better to have loved and lost , r • than never to have loved at all , " quotes .Jxobin. fj "Rubbish ! " I , exclaim , with a shrug u x > f my ' shoulders ; and then I sink down J . upon the ground , feeling a little out if -of sorts with the world in general and wjk IRobin ihjparticular. L. ' "Snubbed oa all sides , " confides H IRobin dolefully to the elements. "I B Tiad better retire into my shell , like a B sensitive snail ; " and , so , saying , she B disappears hehihd the trailing creep- B ! .era which mo.re . than half conceal the 1 , ' entrance to the arbor. For some moments there is silence , / "save for the hum of insect' life above and around me and the neverweary - _ , j. ing rustle of the1 gentle summer-breeze B ' " * * amidst the restless leaves. B -r Presently , however , there is heard H a little exclamation as of surprise B ' from the arbor ; and shortly after Rdb- H ' in emerges.from her retreat , _ holding B a narrow , strip of wilting inr.her iand. B "See , " she says , handing me. the B paper , with a puzzled look "I found K this carefully tucked away in the wood- K -work of the summer-house what does PI it mean ? " ffi I take the narrow slip carelessly ; B out , as my eyes light on the few "words B traced thereon , I know that I grow B # * - _ * • laUo 4PJ njfingerJl.tjp3. , . - . B $ $30 * * "What "does " it a naqu stiona B jSobin again ; she has sunk upon her ft knees , the better to bring herself on a " - . ' with face. ' / . level my t' • > "I cannot understand , " I say faltor- t - . . ingly , "Robin , do you think this . , " . . , . could , have been written years ago ? " " * . V . Robin had edged round beside me ; . , at the question she takes the paper ' . and scans it mtically. f - . Ifo , " she answers , as she returns \ : it ; "it is freshly written ; see , the ink .has . not turned fully black. " P " ' " "Then , " I say , dropping the scrap ; . . / ' > f paper on my knee , with a look of ' ; . ' -v iorror "what are we to think ? JEtob- - ' - fa , as sure . as I sit here , that is the ) ! _ , - , i handwriting of tho dead. " p , . "i&U Instead of looking , alarmed at my r - . < ' ' ' statement , Robin inprbly objects prac- • - ' ' " ' ' ' ' a t - ticalljr- : ' " ki , I don't thinkthe ; .dead would use i bluelack'w iting5ink : , , 7. ' . \ . -A I ' " ' • * V " ' - . . . - " " j : ' ' : : ' ' ' - " ' " v. milium ii mmmmmamtmtt . - - - > k , r * & , * * t I am too much dazed myself to re- eont the Bcofling tone. "It 1b Lucy's handwriting , " I say , staring blankly at tho paper on my knee. Robin stares at mo for some mo ments ; then , instead of making any reply , she roads tho written words aloud , whilst both our eyes rest on the paper. "Again at midnight meet mo see me , speak to me , but do not touch. To touch is profanation. Last night I hovered round , hut the air held me in iron bonds ; I could neither materialize nor communicate. " "L. " "Materialize nor communicate ! " re peats Robin , shaking her head. 4What does itmean ? I nevor read such rub bish in. my life. " • • Hush ! " I say , feeling a strange thumping ahout tho region of my heart. "It is a message from. Lucy to Jack. Oh , Robin , this accounts for every thing ! Shohas been appearing to him ; " and I shudder. "Don't talk such nonsense , if you please , " answers Robin , and for al most the first time in my experience she looks really angry. "Do you mean to say that you actually believe in ghosts ? " "Ghosts ! " I and say scornfully , re futing the old-fashioned accusation. * 'No , coursel don't believe in ghosts ; but I do think somo spirits have power accorded them to revisit the earth. "So they can be seen ? " "Yes , so . they can bo seen. " "Then you make a distinction where there exists no difference ; and , no mat ter how you may disguise your super stition , you really believe in ghosts as thoroughly as the most ignorant coun try bumpkin. " "Hush , hush ! " I say , gazing round with some vague idea that her out spoken disbeliefwill bring down upon our beads retribution in tho shape of some dreadful apparition. "But I won't hush ! " declares Robin stoutly. "I am convinced that some trick is being played upon your broth er. Ah" with a smile of recollection "now I remember ; he passed me about * an hour since , on his way round the walk. He must have come to look for the note , in which case it is not the first message of the kind he has re ceived. " "Midnight ! " I repeat thoughtfully. "That accounts for last night's walk. " "I tell you what , " said Robin decid edly. "We must replace that scrap of paper in the exact spot from which I took it , and to-night we will creep out here and hide ; then wo shall see what comes of it. " "I couldn't do it ; it would kill me to see Lucy , " I declare positively. "I should be frightened out of my senses. " 4'Don't be so affected , * Bee Bee , " says Robin , looking at me with some contempt ; "it is only some stupid hoax of which your brother is the victim. Besides , what is there to fear ? If you do feel timid , wo can induce Harry to remain and join the expedition. " "Of course ' , if Harry came , it would be different , " I accede doubtfully ; "not that the strongest man alive is of much use "when it : comes to an en counter with spirits ; " arid again I shiver. . "Bah ! It is sure to turn out a toler ably solid spirit. " "Butthehandwriting , Robin ! Lucy's was not an ordinary handwriting. Look at those square tops to the let ters. " "It is a peculiar hand , " admits Rob in ; "but either that is a coincidence , or some one has purposely imitated it. " "No , no , " I say , with a dreary shake of my head. "It is her writing there Ls not a doubt about it. Besides , who would go to the trouble of playing such a , stupid , paltry trick as you seem to imagine ? " "That is the thing that puzzles me , " answers Robin honestly. "I certainly jan't see. any object ; but of course there mustbe one. It may be simply i conspiracy to extort money. " "Believe me , Robin , we had better iet the matter alone , " I say , slowly making my head. "Believe me , Bee Bee , " mimics Elobin , "we had better sift the matter lioroughly. If you refuse to accom pany me to-night , it will make no dif ference ; in that case I suppose I shall lave to go alone. " "No , no ! " 1 respond , gathering iround me the small stock of courage vith which nature has endowed me. [ f the thing is to be done , we had bet- ergo in a body. " So it is decided ; and , after replacing he scrap of paper in its hiding-placo , iobin and I retrace our steps towards he house. At the end of the walk wo come face ; o face with John. He is sauntering ilong slowly , with his hands clasped jehind his back and his head bent. So leeply is he engrossed in thought that ye have to step off the path to avoid a : ollision. "A penny for your thoughts ! " cries Johin lightly , as , becoming aware of > ur presence , he looks up.with a Ireamy smile. "They are not lor sale , " answers Tack , in the same bantering tone ; and hen he pursues his. . way with quicken- jd step. \ "Ah , ah ! " laughB Robin , as , slipping ler arm within mine , we proceed in he opposite direction. 4As ; if we did lot know them well enough , Monsieur Tack ! You are going straight to look or that mysterious message , and , vhat is. more , you will find it. " , She only indulges in this little piece > f banter solto voce , and when perfectly sure my brother is out of earshot I wonder if he will find it ? " I say raguely. "Of cou e he will. It is not the irst or second he has had. " ijR < & do you know-that ? > . . , w 1 Instincfr,3my dear simply instinct' [ am largely endowed with that useful lommodity. " CHAPTER VH. It ia five-and-twenty minutes past sleven p. m. Robin , Harry and I are assembled in he dim dining-room , equipped for ) ur midnight adventure. So far all ias gone well. Aunt Louisa chanced obe late for dinner and Harry particu- arly early , so that we iad ample time or explanation and planning. Our plot is simple in the extreme , it eleven Harry takes his departure , md a lew minutes. , later we all retire : o bur irooms. At twentyminutes past aieven , Robin and I creep'down to the leserfed , dining-room and.admit Hairy t > y the window. John , having absent- id i hlmseltirom the. drawing-room irrtnnigrTlf gnupaiNiiifti - i "ti irYr T fjw&ws fc % * s - - • n .i , , - . . jj , .fT7rr.Tt7 , Ss r c * * about halt past mnu u > supposed ti bo in tho grounds. As wo stand thore , waiting for tho half-hour to strike , notwithstanding tho warm cloak in whioh I am wrapped , , a shiyor runs through me. The room looks so vast as seen by the light of ono bed room candle. Ifeol as if I wero aburglar , and am in momentary expectation that our factotum Robert will open the door and fire upon us. Robin , on tho contrary , appears to be quite in her element Buttoned up to the tlfroat in her fur-trimmed jack et , she looks well on the alert and ready for action. "I wonder whether the poker would come in useful ? " < Bho meditates , bend ing down and fingering that article as she speaks. "Don't , " I ejaculate , as she careless ly rattles the irons. "You will wake aunt Louisa. " "Wo certainly ought to bo armed iu " Robin "not that some way , pursues ; I am exactly afraid of ghosts ; but I should not care for a hand-to-hand fight with one I must tako the potter , or tongs , or something to wave him off. " "Nonsense ! " I whisper impatiently. "You mean oreature ! " retorts Rob in. "It is all very well for you to cry • nonsense' when you arearmedwithan umbrella ! " "Take tho hearth-brush , " suggests Harry. "That would be ignoble , " she ob- jeots. "I don't think you will need any weapons , " continues Harry , laughing. "See I am prepared for any emer gency ; " and he draws a small revolver from his breast-pocket. "Oh , don't use that , please , you might shoot John ! " "Little ! " ho goose answers reassur ingly. "If I do fire , it will probably be in the air. " At this juncture there comes a faint tap at the window-pane , and I have hard work to refrain from shrieking. Surely , tho ghost , offended at our lev ity or audacity , must be coming to lookms ud ! Another tap andjheayy breathing ' * without , a , hurried scratch ing , and then a faint whine. "In the nick of time ; thatmust bo Nell , dear thing ! She must have known she was wanted to strengthen the party , " cries Robon , quickly open ing the window and admitting our old favorite. "It is time we started , " says Harry , as the dining-room clock slowly doles out the half hour. "Wait till I have secured Noll , " whispers Robin , who is passing her handkerchief underneath the dog's col- lav to prevent her escape. "Are you ready now ? " questions Harry impatiently. He receives an answer in the affirm ative , and then we noiselessly make our oalt through the l'rench window , and find ourselves in the moonlit grounds. Stealthily we creep along in the shadow of tho house , and then un der cover of a belt of rhododendrons , until we reach the entrance to the Lover's Walk. At this point , the path not being wide enough for three to walk abreast , Harry and I take the lead at our heels follows Robin ! with Nell held well in hand. There is a certain welrd- ness and unreality about the whole proceeding. The bright moonlight only penetrates through occasional breaks in the long line of trees , so producing vivid patches of light , whereon stray shadows quiver cad dance like things ' possessing life. A gentle rustle , scarcely to be dignified by the title of breeze , stirs the black foliage overhead , whispering from leaf to leaf the secrets of the air. Necessarily our advance is as noise less as possible , and complete silence falls upon us as we approach the ar- { bor. Once I stumble over the pro truding root of a tree and a sharp ex clamation escapes me ; but for Harry's ' * retaining hand , I should at that mo- . ment have turned and fled back to the house. Luck is on our side when we ! reach the end of the walk. The moon is obscured by clouds for a few min utes , so giving us time noiselessly to ensconce ourselves in ambush some few yards "from the' summer-house. The position chosen , and which we had decided on beforehand , commands a side vie y of the open space in front of the aitor. The moon again breaks forth , and the meadows shimmer white in her cold steady light , whilst in the gloomy background loom the trees which over shadow the fatal pond. Our place of concealment is behind a clump of young arbutus shrubs , which provide ample cover for our persons and still afford us through their topmost branches a clear view of the scene be yond. Harry stands nearest the summer- house , and I clutch tightly at his right arm. Robin crouches on the ground , with her arm . thrown over Nell's neck , so that she may softly reason with the dog should it grow restive. "We are installed some minutes be fore the moon breaks forth from her cloud. When at length she does emerge , it is only by a strong effort that I keep quiet ; for there in the open patch of moonlight stands Jack ; his face , ghastly pale in the strong light , is turned full upon the bushes which conceal us , while his dark eyes seem literally to burn into the black ness. ness."Lucy Lucy ! " he calls , in a low agonized voice. "Lucy my love I am here ! ' ' In tho deep silence which follows , it seems impossible that Jack should not detect the loud-boating of my heart' ' "like . "I ; it thumps a sledge-hammer. feel'too that Robin has hard work to keep Nell from baying out a joyful welcome to. her master. Jor some minutes Jack keeps his eyes fixed upon our ambush ; then he turns his head with a a deep drawn sigh , and begins slowly to walk up and do.wn the moonlit path. "I must havo been mistaken , " ho murmurs aloud ; "and yet I thought I heard the rustle of her raiment" Up and down up and down like , some caged animal he roams. It seems tome that the restless promenade lasts ' for ages , and yet it cannot in reality be more than , ten minutes. ( to be continued. ) Jet trimmings ar e more , popular than ever , and are worn in every .va- „ riety of , new and elaborate patterns < \ * _ _ 3S.f • < . . . * > - mifa Mt BM B B B B BXjHHEHflB H H H H H H HJPH flBflH9 ra X wmmmmmmmmmmmmmmma THE FARM. flood Pointer * for Farnirn. . Ifc may do you good longaa yon iivo. Hear it : "Keep out. of debt. " Tako time to read and study about your work and you will accomplish more. Don't have fourorflvo worthless dogs that have to bo fed enough to keox > fifty fowls. Good plowing is necessary , but it is not all. , Good harrowing is quite aa.sssential. Have a supply of hard wood lum ber sawed and packed away to dry for future repairs. Don't take any chances on poor seed. The seed is a small item , the crop a big one , A good way to save money is to Bave the means of making it your implements , for instance. If the whiffletree breaks , don't , throw it into a corner. Remove the irons. They can be fitted to new wood. The farther you are from the market the greater is your need of condensing products by feeding grain and stover to animals. By keeping the cattle off the past ure one day longer in the Spring you may keep them upon it two days longer in the Fall. A handy thing to have is a box containing an assortment of bolts , nuttf , rivets , nails , and a hammer , pinchers and cold-chisel. The paint brush that proved to be a bargain was cleaned in turpentine each time its work was done , dried , and hung up by its handle. Keep a few panes of window glass and apaperoftaeksorsomep.uttyon hand. When the window pane is broken , don't make-shift ; replace it Switzerland produces seventeen kinds of cheese for export. The milch cattle are celebrated for uni form messes of rich milk. It costs something like § 40 a year to maintain a cow , and the profit lies in what she yields above the cost and maintenance. The novel enterprise of raising frogs for the Boston market is about to ba started at Manchester , N. H. , by a New York party. The co-operative dairies of Den mark have adopted the system of paying their patrons for their milk according to the quantity of cream contained in it. Don't.send "twenty-five cents for twenty-five useful household articles" unless you want a paper of needles , advices "The Michigan Farmer. " A thrifty farmer says 50 cents' worth of awls , punches , linen thread and shoemaker's wax , will save § 10 in harness repairs in 12 months. In fact , if there were not so many blockheads trying to farm , the ques tion would not be so often askedr "Does farming pay ? " Don't work so hard that you wonrt have time to read. If you read , more and profit by the experience of others you won't hare to work so hard. There are too many farms where the soil is abundantly productive , , and the fields and granaries filled ivith abundant harvests while the home is a desert. It Ts'a .common mistake to > nearly 311 the churnr and then churn for two ar three hours before the butter : omes when it ought tocome in from 35 to50 minutes. It has been casually observed that i "Miller's Trust" might be expected to advance the price of flour when jver wheat went up , and keepit up ivhen wheat went down. A bill has been introduced in . the Illinois Legislature which prohibits bhe clipping of mane& and' ' tails of liorses in the Summer. The Chicago Times regards that a "positive cru elty to flies. " It will pay handsomely to take un usual care of the pigs , for if we mis- bake not hogs are going to be in rreater demand , and consequently Ijetter prices will prevail than has been known for many a day. Then save the pigs. Exchange. Good farmers are sticklers for im proving their hogs , cattle , horses , , poultry , etc. , but will encourage bheir sons and daughters in marry ing any kind of two-legged scrubs. [ owa State Register. Prepare the soil .and plant the onions at the. very first opportunity in the Spring. They will stand cold and do better than they will the drouth and heat in August , and the best plan is to be ready to plant at bhe first opportunity. If you have a little farm and are out of debt , don't fret and work yourself and your good wife into premature graves , for the sake of making more money. YoUhave but Dne life to live and it is very brief at best. best.Every Every farmer should give more at tention to saving and retaining the fertility of his fields than even to carrying additions of manure to them , because 'it will profit him far more at . far less cost. The English coarse wooled breeds , aaysthe Cultivator , including the various Downs , have been bred to produce twins , so thatin many flocks it is not infrequent to have in the summer more lambs than the owner of the flock has of etves. Breeds which do this are naturally strong and vigorous. Experiments in feeding pigs , in stituted bjy the Daipish Agritultural Society , go to show that . skimmed ' • ; : • * > ' ' • ' . ' -w " . • - y ji- . mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . , : .i. I-.f- mn -.i-y.-W- . , , . , , , a f Wirmpiunm aM MiiiM in- , MntWaMmMOMKllMBBUm iriilk has double the feeding vnluo of buttermilk ; that ryo and barley are of about equal value , with a slight percentage in favor of ryo ; and that six pounds of skimmed milk havo the samo feeding value as ono pound of rye or barley. "When the cream foams in the churn and it will not make bnrtcr , it may be , and most probably at this sea son is , duo to too much acidity in tho cream. If the milk be kept at a steady temperature of GO or 62 de grees lor two days , and the cream kept for two or three days longer at the same temperature , there should be no difficulty in churning. I respond to the health of my friend the hog the most profitable , the most neglected and most afflicted of all our animal servants. In the absence of a bank account he is a handy substitute. "With health he comes nearer 5 per cent a month than any investment on the farm. He is the only fellow in our employ that we can trust to tackle a mortage. C. H. "Walker. Eight or ten pigs aro more than a sow can raise properly if she is too thin at farrowing time , as the pigs must havo more nourishment than can be furnished from the food con sumed by the sow , for she can not eat enough to develop her pigs ; but if in proper condition shohas a cer tain amount of flesh to draw upon , and the pigs will make the best pos sible growth. Eemarking on tne influence of feed upon the quality of milk , an ex change thinks that if tho feed becon- tinued while the cow is bearing a calf , the progeny will inherit this tendency to put more milk into the cream pot. Jn tin s way our large milkers may in time be bred as equal ly remarkable lor butter production. Some people seem to think if cows get water once a-day : it is all they need ; but that is not cni.ugh , unless they are living on succulent food , such as roots or ensilage. Cattle are their own best judges ot their need of water , and they do best when they have their option about using it. "When they drink but once a day they overload with it to their injur } ' . A fact not to be forgotten in sheep husbandry is that while one may raise fine wool and very poor mut ton , you cannot raise good mutton without raising good wool also. AH authorities agree that the best fed sheep that fatten and mature in the shortest time make the Tiest and soundest "wool , so that this by-pro duct from such sheep will always find a ready market. If we can raise- mutton on the basis of making the meat pay the cost , we shall have-the wool lor clear profit. A Conple of Campaign Stories. Ever and anon we see in the daily papers reports of marvelous voyages- made in the human system by need les , pennies and other bric-a-brac , in troduced therein either by accident or design. As a general thing we are loth to give credence to these yarns , svhich too frequently seem invented by ingenious writers of fiction for bhedelectation of the marines. But bhe following incidents have come ander our personal observation , and ive are prepared to vouch for their authenticity : Xerxes Smith , an aged colored man of Shotgun CountyTexaswhen x boy rart a needle into his hind foot. Theaccident caused him no serious innoyance and was forgotten. A ewdays ago Xerxes felt a sharp pain in his lelt wristband when an in cisionwas made muck to his aston- shment a paper of needles worked ; t-s way to the surface. The needles ivere two dozen in number and they .vereneatly . done up and' labeled. Mr. Smith will exhibit the paper of leedles to > all who may be curiously nclined. Little "Willie Perkins , son of the Postmaster at Perkinsville , Keb. , ! swollowed a dollar just two years igoand recently he e xtracted from ; ! iis left ear a dollar and twelve cents , bhe twelve cents being interest on tho ' dollar for two years at six per cent. ; Little "Willie is now kicking because lie did not receive a higher rate of : nterest. America. Haw a. Congressman is Made IVonry. Washington Critic. There is a Congressman in. town I ivho is very mad. Perhaps it's I liardly to be wondered at. . A short I time before Congress adjourned one i > f his constituents asked him if he , rcmtld be kind enough to. send him ' bhe Offical Register , which as most people know just at this time , is a ' tvork very much in demand , and conJ J bains the name and salaries of every ; position under the Government. ' The book was promptly sent. A | ' iveek or so ago he received a long J' ' letter from this constituent contain- ing a list of the prominent and well- ' paid places outside of the Civil Serv- ] ice. He started the list with the consul-general ship at London , per- ' imps the best paid position in the ! ' Sovernment , and tapered down to ' the head of a bureau. He confessed ' thab he would rather as he wasn't ] particular he would not refuseany ' of the offices on his list , and heic- [ juested his representative to get dim one at his earliest convenience J Kow this alone would "hot ha'e been j ' io bad , but this man evidently allowed a few of his intimate friends to look at the register , who also ' made up their little lists , and the I zonsequence is that Representative ' Blank has been bothered with more ] requests for places from that little corner of his district than from all the rest of the State put together. Directions lot Taking- . \ An absent minded doctor who had ' sonsiderableinvestmentinrealestate , was about leaving a patient after ; writing a prescription , when he waa I asked for directions ns to how the ' medicine was to betaken. "Oh yes , " ' he said , "I forgot. One-third down j and the balance in one or two years * ' * • American Analyst. * . . I * & & & ? ? i > - iA - ? r > i . . . t - fa's Mistaken Identity. Nearly everybody in this portion of tho lead mines knows or has heard of "W. M. Rollins , a business man ol Belmont. Lafayette County , this stato , and it is in connection with this individual that one of tho strangest cases of mistaken iden tity , with serious results following , happened , writes a Platville , Wis. , correspondent. About four months ago a man was foully murdered at Sparta , Wis. The murderer , 'though identi fied , escaped and all efforts to cap ture him proved futile. About two months ago Sir. Rollins went to Sparta on business , and as soon as ho stepped off the train was arrested as the perpetrator of tho crime. Cir cuit Court then being in session , tho district attorney filed information against him under the namo of tho murderer. Mr. Rollins , of course , Sleaded not guilty , and his attorney , . M. Morrow , asked for a continu ance , to enable him to get the neces sary evidence to establish his inno cence. But this application Judge Newman denied , and tho accused was forced to trial. Several witnes ses identified him as the murderer ; others sworepositivelythattheysaw him commit the crime. The chain of evidence wascompleto.and , although Rollins took the stand in his own be half , protesting that ho was not tho man ; that the name he was being tried under was not his name ; that he resided in Belmont and had never been in Sparta before. The twelve men good and true would not be lieve him , but returned a verdict of manslaughter and Rollins was sent to Waupun for eight years , and thither the sheriff forthwith took him. As soon as he recovered from his first shock he had his lawyers set about to establish his innocence and secure his pardon. Luckily for him , the night the mur der was.committed in Sparta " no had attended a dance at Belmont , and us < soon as his friends in that place heard of his trouble they made ap plication to Governor Hoard for his pardon , and sent the affidavits to over one hundred people who saw uiru at tho dance in question. About this time the real murderer was discovered , arrested , and con fessed his crime , and Rollins was re leased and came home , ' passing through this city on the evening passenger. The strangest part of the whole affair is the exact resemblance be tween Rollins andthemurderer. Peo ? pie who have seen them both can liardly tell one from the other. They ire both crippled exactly alike in bhe left handr and otherwise are per fect doubles. A Sneeze at a Climax. The theatre was comfortably filled. The-two leading players were in the nidst of a harrowingtale of suffering : ba woman clearly wronged , yet ovingandproudthehusbandguilt3r ; , jut loving alsopleading lor for givenessTheaudiencehad become so quiet that hardly a sound could ae heard. Atthe most critical point vhen-the stillnesscouldalmost be felt , a big man in the-rear of the or- mestra chairs uttered as startling a loise as was-probabty ever heard in : hat theatre. It sounded , vn quick ; ime like "Kitehy kitch .yr hark ir ark how wow ee hee ee -ee kowou wou. " ! t ended way up in G and jarred the • oof. The response that followed : ould not have-been , morecomplete - y timed if everbodyhad beenconnec- ; ed by an electric current. Every nan , woman and child simultancous- y burst into a laugh. . - The babies ictually crowed. It smashed the ale of love and the reconciliation nto flinders. Just as the sneeze came hat actress was standing facing the ludience , her face woebegone and full ) f pain. Before she-could turn away ler slim form was quivering from aughter. The husband chewed his ower lip and tried tokeep up a how of grief. In vainHe bent his lead in his hands-and laughed with verybody else. The fun didn't sub- ide for at least fiveminutes. . The ishers looked about to seeif the sneez- r was alivei He had vanished. Baltimore-Americaa. A ScareStory. . One * of themost familiar faces in li' ncinnati- "Greeny" Horn , who ormerly-blacked boots in front of he Grand Opera house. "Greeny" is > bright boy and as he advanced in ear ® he secured employment to learn he-drug business and is nowemploy- d at Ben Isaacs' ' pharmacy , corner if' Longworth and Plum streets , leis only 18 years old , but his hair 3 as gray as that of a man of 60. Greeny" tells with pride how his tair came to turn gray. One night fben Chester park was in its glory i crowd of sports gave a dance at he well known road house- 'Greeny" ' was broke and he saw a hance to make some money. It ras midnight , and the street cars lad stopped running , so he started n foot for the dance. When he eached Spring Grove cemetery the oad was as dark as could be. 'Greeny" knew where he was , and isions of ghosts and other earthly hings passed before him. Suddenly here was ' a mysterious * noise Jind | : Greeny" ' " becamegreatly frightened , le turned and ran back toward the , ity. When he reached home his , lair had turned gray in spote. It ontinued to change until it is now ; ,1m ost white. Cincinnati Enquirer. How She Rejected Him. He proposed on the way home rom church with a Buffalo girl one , Sunday evening. She was too young o marry , and did not want him any- ray. But she said "yes , " with the tipulation that he should get her ather's consent. The young man raa happy until he discovered the iext day that his adored one's fath- rhad been dead for several years , le has removed to another city. Juffalo News. ' . ' V v. * * " " • 1 > Avertable windfall has joat , come ; f into tho bancs of tho natives of th | , Gilbert , group of telaridg namely , rt 1 * large ship with ? v full cargo , which | ; jamo sailing into their port without I , any ono on board. Tho vessel wns j * bhe British ship Rock Terrace , and I- bhe strange part aboutthe matter is p * that the ship was abandoned by her p ; rew about twelve months ago ; and * ( | > it has only just transpired that , inj r jtead offoundering soon , she drifted , \ \ on-and on , until she reached the Gilbert Islands. The Rock Terrace , In September , 1887leftPJiiladelphiat for Hiogo , Japan , having on board , a cargo of oil and phosphates , valued4 at § 125,000. " "When rienrthe Philip pine lBlandsthe crew abandoned' their vessel , landing on an island l close by , all of them being saved. It I was sad that the Capcin did all ho J sould to keep his vessel afloat ; but it "P was understood that he had somo | trouble with hia crew. Nothing was jj futher heard of tho vessel , and tho underwriterSjboingquitesatisfiedcon- f. : erning the loss.paidtho. amount for \ which the ship was insured. Becently thenews came that tho BockTerrace * nad drifted into the Gilbert group of islands , and had been taken posses sion of by the natives. The " vessel nerself appeared to bo in very fair condition , andhad , only a few inches } f water in her hold. Tho surprise > f the natives when they found them- l selves in possession of such a prize : an well bo imagined , and they at ' jnce set about getting out the cargo. ji this they were very successful , md landed almost the entire con- I jents of the ship. The Bock Torra.ce 1 Delongs to St. John , N. B. , and it i | , vas not stated if any attempts wer e 1 jo be made to release the ship out ) f the hands of the islanders ; St. M rames- Gazette. ; Oozy-Headed People * You would not pour precious wine nto a sieves yet that were as wisens I ; o make-a confidant of one of those m 'leaky vessels" " of society thatr like | fl : orporation "water-carts , seem to pM aave been made for the express pur- . M pose of letting out what they let in. 'M There is this difference.howeverysays 9 bhe New York Ledger , between the fl perforated puncheon and the leaky brain the former lays the dust and fl the latter is pretty sure- toraise ei dust. I Beware of oozyheadedpeople - , , be,1 , bween whose ears and mouth-there is- no partition. Before you make-a bosom friend of any man besure | H bhat he is secret-tight. The mischief that the non-retentives do is infinite- in war they often mar tho best-laid I schemes and render futiletho most I profound strategy. In social li'fo- I they sometimes set whole communi- ties by the ears , frequently break up < I families and are tho cause of innum. erable misfortunes , miseries and1 crimes. In business 1 hey spoil many I a promising speculation and in- I volve hundreds in bankruptcy and 9 ruin. Therefore , be very careful tofl whom you intrust information of I vital importance to your own interfl sstsortothe interests-of those-you ; hold dear. fl Every man has a natural inclina- ' tion to communicate what he knows , . I and if he does not do so it is-because fl his reason and judgment are strong I enough to control thisinherent . propensity. "When you find a friend ' svho can exercise absolute power I over the communicative instinct I if we may so term it "wear him in I your heart , "yea , in. your heart of lieart. " If j'ou have no-such friond , . I keep your own counsel. I Wanted Some of the Stuff ; . M "While traveling in. Virginia some- 9 : ime ago with a doctor wecameup- . I an an old colored man ; whowas standing by a * mulehitched to-an fl jld two-wheel vehicle : "Dis mule- I im baulked , boss , " said the old man , I 'anTlljis gib a doliah-to-de-mam 9 vhat can start 'im. " ' ,1 , "I will do it for less than that , , un- : le , " said the doctor. . He took his - : ase from the carriage and selected a imall syringe , which , he-filled ! with H norphia. He went tothe side of the nule and quickly inserting the I lyringe in his side pushed the con- ents into the animal. Themute • eared upon his hind , legs and giving ' in astonished bray srarteddown fl ; he road at a. breakneck speedThe 9 iged colored man gave a look of as- 9 ; onishmenfrat thedoctor . andwrith B i loud "Whoa ! " started down the oad after themule. . In the eourse ) ften.minuteswecame-uptotheold nan standing in theroad waiting or us. . Themule wasnowhere in ight. . "Say , boss , " said thedarkey , , "how I nucht you. charge for that staff you > ut in d&t mule ? " "Oh.ten cents wilJ doJanghing - I y replied the doctor. "Well , , boss , heah is twenty cents. M squirt some of that staff in me. I oust ketch d at dar mule. " m Political lusolTtBey. ! /ewiston Journal. A lawyer tells-the story of "Wilbur * . Lnnt , the Portland attorneywho. . s removing to ihe wilds of Arizona , loint has the reputation of being one > f the foremost members of the Get There club in politics. "He said to me one day , " said the awyer , " 'tliat for wheeling men in- o line and making themvote right here's nothing like promises/ ' Promise them some kind of aplace , ! aid he , 'aad yotfre sure of them * . * ' * . "But suppose there are nqfc < places ; nough to go around after th ampaign's over ? " "Oh , well , " said , be , "yon can go fl a nto insolvency then. " j H Iho Latest in Strikes. i > H H The school boy strike is the latef , H levelopment of the trades uni ' ' 1 pirit. The boys in an academy H jroton , Mass. , struck for ther \ 1 gnation of the male principal a f H lemanded the installment of hia . H nale assistant. The latter showr H in admirable spirit by at once t H signing , but the boya stuck to theu M joint and carried it. The principal M ias gone , and the assistant has been ' H wrought back in hia nlace. New I M fork Tribune. I H