. , ' , _ - > rfii I mmiir win i. , i , , , , . . . , - . , , , , r , „ , , , „ . , , , , , , , , - * - * H xh-3R Ti Jolim Cmlr. H. M&wife lay dying. And I , who had H 'called on the Mob * High from beside fl < sonmny deathbeds , could pray no H f 'longer. ' | I.married her in no carnal desire , Hp 'butWause ' I thought I and she H | 'together could serve God better than i 'she and I apart. There was no beauty HI .In 'hor face , other than the soft light H | "Of kindliness.arid health of soul. . But fll ' * all tho children in sthe village ' loved 1 ilier , and after she became jny wife I H ; • ttcnowj.did more .good than I had fldone boforo. 9 . Then there came a child of our own , 9 Tto love and to. rear in thefear of God. H But it was taken away and in that fl'hour of common sorrow I learned to 9' love Mar } ' so that she became more L\h beautiful to me than flowers. And flf "Still we did our work together in the 9f "village , Iamong the men and women K -she among the children. Hj Then she fell ill. I fought death fli fiercely , and prayed to.God tmceas- fl Sngly. But she grew weaker always , fl ' and at last my wife lay dying. fl * All my prayers and my nursing , all H the tears of people who loved her , B -could not cool her hot head could H .not even make death easy to her. B I-went into the empty churchj.w'here H * the cool light of the early morning B hown through nn opened blind , and H the motes danced in. a shaft of sun- 9 "beams " over the table where tho Bible 9 Hay. I threw the book on the floor , 9 i-andi standing on it I cried , " 0 Satan , 9 H turn to thee , for God has failed me. 9 3 have much to offer thee the record 9 of along service of the unjust God 9 xamind trained in turning " men to 9 'God. Give me Mary's life , and I will 9 * 'devote my soul to thee. Only spare 9 \ tfier , give her health , and let her still 9 t serve the God she loves , and whom 9 liencefqrth I hate , and | will be thy m JL r * cse vaift ; forever. " # 9 I left the Bible lying there , open at 9 'the Twenty-third Psalm and torn by 9 myheel , and wentto Mary's room H igain. M "Hush , " said her sister , "she is H -asleep , the doctor says it will save H Iherlife. Give thanks to God , he is H svery good. " * < f # . * fl "When she was quite well again , I M * told the people of the church that.1 m "was in theneed of rest , and they gave m ane four months in which to recover H | my strength. I had a brother amis- m tsionaryinthePijis , and ve thought B .it best to spend our vacation in M -going to visit him. "We took passage m in the bark Seamew , from San Fran- 1 /cisco. m "On " the tenth n ght out from port I B "lieard a great rioise of tearing and 1 -crashing , and then a heavy shock m threw us from our berths , i helped B ilary up to the deck , , and saw the 1 mate standing there , cutting to"J' m It was bright moonlight. H "Well , Parson , you brought us B rparsori's luck , " said the mate. "The H rest is off in a boat with her bows H , istove in , but I'd as lief drown here. H The Dutch fool that run us down is H - a mile away by now , and showed no H side-lights , cuss him. " H He lit his pipe , and turned away to H > ' watch the water creeping up the H -sides of the vessel almost "up to the H -deck now. H "Mary , " I said , "we have not long H to live , Kiss me. " H She put her arms around my neck H , and said , "John , I must tell you H -something before the end comes. H Touusedto say I loved you more H ' with mocher-love than anything else. H | But , lately , since you have been ill , H * 'everything is changed with me. I H ilove you now in a way that , would H tiave seemed wicked to me a year ago H and John , I am afraid I am not H . going to heaven. Something has H gone wrong with me ; I tell lies , and I H think mean thoughts , and I have H -only pretended to say my prayers H since 1 got well. I don't care as H long as you love me I think it's be- H cause I worship you so that I have H tlost God. Don't turn from me I f .know I am not good enough to die I y your side , darling , but 1 love you H I love you. " H The bark gave a sudden lurch by H- "the bows , and we were in the sea. I H > saw Mary's face for a moment , but H before I could swim to her she sank. H' A boat from the German vessel H \ picked me up. I am back in the H village again , preaching and praying. And the mark of my heel is still on * the Twenty-third Psalm. The Over- - v Jand. I Disordered Hearing * . I The senses , in their normal action , I- "never deceive ; but they are all liable I to distiirbing influences of various M tkinds , which cause them to act ab- I- mormally. They may be painfully " exalted in sensibility , or the organs If -of sense may be so blunted astobe- ; ; -come partly or wholly incapable of W , anforming their usual functions. i- . They may even give rise to. sensa- e , . tions that are absolutely false. The l | ; eye may "see" bright lights , beauti- ful scenes , forms of familiar friends , i ; * 6r monsters of hideous shape see ithem as clearly as we see anything , ml , - ind yet the apparent objects be whol- § r , ly unreal. g' Jisorders of hearing aie the most I p. common of all. Kinging , or tinkling , ti 'rumbling , roaring of beating , as of k- ' an audible pulse , are heard in various p : "disturbed states'of the system.t Th % j | > is a frequent result or the misuse , or F- -overuse of"drugs , as by the large Ip' 'dose of quinine taken in malaria. H * . False voiceB may be heard , so dis- lp | tinct that the person does not once Ipk suspect their objective unrealty. wWy These halluciations of sight and hear- - - " , Ing combined. He says : IK' " "I was broad awake ; my eyes were | PiC /closed , and yet I saw with perfect wmL distinctness the whole scene going on HE' " Ducrow . nn the theatre , performing. 1 - Hub wonders of horsemanship , and | g | : - ttbe assembled multitude , among ISP. * whom I recognized several intimate. IBP" iiriends. When I opened my eyes the IB ; • whole scene vaaished ; when 1 closed ip- ; { -them , it instantly returned. # WsL ( * "iut , thoughlcould thus dissipate p rthespecfcacle , I found it impossible to "J' < " . . " . ' ' ' ' " < < ; ! - " " > • ' " - ; ' ; • ' ' ' " ; . - ' " " - " "J f-i * > ' 'rJ' Jf 't " ' ' . get rid of the accompanying muIc This was the grand march in the opera of "Aladdin , " which was per formed by the orchestra with more superb and imposing effect , and with greater loudness , than I had ever heard it before. " The Boston Medical and Surgical Journal lately described a case duo simply to marked constipation of longstanding. At first the voices were heard at night. They seemed to bo the voices of three persons , who persisted in tormenting the patient with offensive talk. . At length they annoyed her by day as well as night. They would sing , yell and quarrel among themselves , and at times command her to * do things that affrighted her. Sleep was impossible day or night. She was wholly relieved by a few days of care ful treatment , which regulated the bowels and secured sound sleep. Youths' Companion. Women's Work and Pay ; It is not true , says the Dry Goods Chronicle , that steam power applied to sewing machines lessens the labor of the operatives. It merely increases production. When foot power was used the operator could rest , in a measure , by working at a slower . With steam power no such fmce. atitudeis possible. It is a continual drive to keep up. A half-hour is al lowed for lunch. Occasionally three or four minutes are allowed absence by permission , from the room , but a minute over this time brings its fine. The contractors for cheap work five out the finishing of coats by the ozen for four cents each. The fin ishing of a coat is understood to mean everything but the machine work. A mother and daughter , coat finishers , by working fourteen hours a day , were able to finish a dozen each. That is to say , twenty-eight hours labor earned ninety-six cents. This is a good record for such work. Coat finishers , for such goods as are sold by the larger Broadway houses , receive eighteen to thirty- five cents. How neatly and carefully ; such work is done the weavers of these coats know. It would be a very expert worker that could finish more than two of these coats in an ordi nary day's labor. Coat finishing is done under con tract. It is , perhaps , fair to the well- established houses to believe that they do not know the conditions un der which it is done nor the prices paid. The contractor is indeed em ployed to spare them thought and annoyance in the matter. Here is a specimen case seventeen men and women are huddled in a small room. There is a roaring fire fortheirons. The room rocks with heat and the steaming odors from the workers. These , on account of the heat , are scarcely decently clad. The oppor tunities for breeding diseases and in fecting the garments are limitless. It is not only the cheap shops which en danger the public health. Awoinan , for making a pair of cheap trousers , receives nine cents apiece , the usual price. By working all day and into the night she can make two pairs. On the eighteen cents a dayshe earns she supports herself and four little children , for she is a widow. Fully one-third of the working women of this city are out of employ ment. From day to day they watch and follow the weary trail of the ad vertisements in the newspapers. Such are the changing conditions of labor that women who used to earn from § 15 to $18 a week as feather curlers can now make but from § 10 to § 12 a week. The same rate of decrease is seen in other trades. A Queer Family. From the Van Wert News. There is no more peculiar family than the Gleenf two sisters and a brother , who live in Urbana Ohio. All are unmarried , and John , the brother is a study. There were once three boys. The father were odd. He would never go in debt. Once he went to buy the boys a coat each , but his money gave out and he only got two. He told John the cir cumstances and said he wouldget him one next time. John got mad , said he need never buy him one , and that he would never wear one as long as his father lived. Going to his room , John remained fourteen years without a coat , and no one ever saw him out of that room. His meals were sent to him and he sat there and read and thought. When the father died John came out , put on a coat and went to the funeral. The Glenns are Scotch-Irish. The coat-of-arms ornaments the sil ver , china and front door. The old man had money and bought largely of land , and the estate-is one of the most valuable in Campaign County. After the father died , the children , none of whom ever married , although all had been carefally educated , de cided to have the house frescoed. For ten months an artist worked at the house , and the walls and ceilings are covered with grotesque , figures , serpents and animals. The large sitting room represents Bforest , and about the walls climb vines. From holes in the tree tops owls and squirrels , and birds are Eeep the branches. Dogs owned by prominent citizens are frescoed about the house. At the head of the broad stairway is a life-sized mastiff owned by the family. Besides these queer- paintings there are panels inlaid with expensive woods , and altogeth er as elaborate as possible. John , gofcjmad * once about these decorations and shut himself in' ? 'his ' room for four years , coming out to attend the funeral of the brother who had provoked him. Mary , the. youngest sister , has charge of the finances now. John is 65 years old , and bleached white by confinement. Eeally Dangerous A Philadelphia physician warns people against examining the naked arc of the electric light with the nak ed eye lest they be attacked by blepharospasm , central scotomata , or chromatopsia , etc. , accompanied by intense photohobia , lacrymation , and conjunctival congestion. Thare is also risk that their eyes may be af- ffcted. Boston Transcript. . . . . . . . , . . . ii. - - j.'iM ; i .iti ; .t T s3 w ' " " " " " 'irg ; / * - - . . ' * . ' . f- I . THE FARM. OUttre tke Condition of Cthet. Feed the calves carefully , says Orange Judd Farmer. With cheap corn the young things stand a good chance to be "crowded" this winter- "Blackleg" is claiming victims al ready , to our knowledge , right in mid-winter , strange as it may seem. It is always safe to give the calves ac cess to sulphur and saltpetre at all seasons of the year , if they are fed well , and no other plan pays. Bettor lose a light percentage of good ones by disease than to lose heavily on all by neglect in their growth. The farmer who studies tho details of his business , however , will have very slight losses from the disease sug gested , if he makes use of the knowl edge accessible to him. Feeding Horses , We have always been taught on the farm never to feed a horse when too warm or immediately after a hard day's work , says a writer in the Nebraska Farmer , but it occurs to me that there is much more to be said in horse feeding than this. Physiology tells us a man needs rest for a time after eating that the gastric juice may have time to flow. If we eat a hearty meal and at once go to work or exercise violently , the gastric juice does not flow properly and the food is not rightly digested. The same is true of the horse. In stead of being so extremely careful in feeding a horse at the end of a journey or at the close of his day's work when he has time , take more care and do not feed with grain just previous to a sharp drive or other violent exercise. There is a great danger to horses from over feeding in this way , which is not fully ap preciated. It is nob so great with farmers' .horses whose work is more .gradual and gives more time for digestion. > About Tigs. Our improved modern pigs are the result of the infusion of Chinese and Siamese blood with the pigs of En gland and Ireland of 100 years ago. The Chester Whites and Po land Chinas of this country are not thoroughbred in the strict sense of the term , that is they do not always reproduce their ancestors. The Po land China breed is the best one for the practical farmer. In my experi ence in breeding swine I find it best to select good , clean-cut sows , with plenty of bone and constitution , bet ter a little coarse in bone than too fine bred , and breed them to finely bred Berkshire , Essex or Yorkshire boars. The pigs will combine the fineness of the boar with the consti tution of the sows. The farmer can not afford to breed thoroughbreds for pork. The pigs bring most net profit when sold at eight or ten months old. It is a great mistake to assume that pigs do not require good treat ment. They as well repay warm and clean quarters , with pure water to drink , as any other animal. I teach my pigs to drink when two or three weeks old. It is very important to warm the milk up to the temperature of 95 ° to 100 ° , and to feed at least three times a day. If the leedis given but once a day the pigs are so hun gry that they drink too fast , and in digestion results. It is best to feed four or five times a day. I have largely substituted crushed oats and oilcake for bran. I com mence to feed clover as soon as the pigs are weaned. It is important not to confine youngpigs too closely but let them r un s ufficient for exercise. Many of the diseases of swine result , from too close confinement , too much filth and improper food. I can tell by the looks of the meat when the hog has been properly fed. Quality depends largely upon feed. Our finest bred hogs , with improper food , would soon degenerate to the condition , of scrubs. Edward Bur nett , before New York Institute Agricultural Koteg. Culbroot in cabbages is prevented by making the seed bed on new ground or ground not used for cab bage for several years. All breeding and young growing stock shouldbe fed verysparingly on corn ; a mixed variety of feed for them is much the best. Cows at pasture after the first severe frost want something more than damaged grass. Grain will come in play as well as in Midwinter. The sheep shed should be open up on the south side to admit the sun light and to allow , of the escape of the effuvia from the manure under them , but it should be protected by a board fence high enough to shelter them from the wind when lying down. Many breeders are engaged on the problem of creating a new sheep , says a writer in the New York Trib une , and it will be satisfactorily elucidated in due time. Breeding for wOol and mutton can be combined as well as breeding fowls for weight and quality of carcass and quantity of eggs , which have been so much improved in the last few years. The old-fashioned practice of win tering calves at the straw stack , with only an occasionalieed of cornstalks or hjty , is wastgfulVYoung stock , well'fed , will show more gain for their feed than when older. We do not be lieve in feeding straw mainly for any stock. K it must be fed , however , let something that hasitsfullgrowth be put on such fare as subjects its owner to least loss. Horse manure heats rapidiy , and even in the very coldest weather the heap outside the stable deor will be found warm enough to melt the snow that falls on it. It is rich in ammo nia , especially if the horse has been fed grain. If the manure i3 left in the stable , and the latter is unventi- lated , there is not only waste of am monia but the horse's healthisin- jured. Many horses are made blind i ' . I i . • ' 'ir-V- ' " ' ' " " ' - ri" "Tii . i"iK = = S5r = i = 2 * - * * , ' . - , , \ - ' ' iVt . - * * ' , r . ' , - ' . - . * ' * - -7v ' - -n mi' i ; i iVti ri -if. jii i I n . - - - * • - " . . . • < - , . . . . " ' , * • * ' \ j " - > from wastage of ammonia in their stables. Heavier carcasses and these forced into prime condition at the earliest possible age , and covered with more pounds of wool , will prove a surer road out of present depressions than will be found in convention resolu tions , be they ever so pertinent , or defences against foreign competition , even though placed at figures dictat ed by the most sanguine advocates of high tariff. Calves are good milkers for them- sevles , but they do not milk for the good of the cow. A skilful milker aft er the calf has done its best get a lit tle. This is the "stripping , " and the richest milk the cow secretes. Leave this in the bog , and the cow begins to dry off. The first milk of a new milch cow is good for nothing except to feed the calf. Yet few calves need what a good , well-fed cow will secrete. Yet all this should be milked out clean. Mr. Douglas , inventor of the Doug- , las mixture , gives in Poultry Yard the following formula , which he con siders an improvement upon the fa mous mixture : Two ounces sulphate of iron , half ounce diluted sulphuric acid , put in a jug , stirred with a piece of wood , after which hot water is added to dissolve , the whole being stirred until dissolved ; when cold put into a quart bottle or jug and fill up with water. Dose , a teaspoonful to a quart of water. There is more or less dust in all hay , and this if taken into the lungs is very injurious to horses fed on it. Clover hay and that of timothy cut in the bloom are especially liable to be dusty , and often give horses the heaves when fed on either of these. Slightly wetting the hay will prevent this injury. The better way is to cut the hay , slightly moisten it , and throw on it a little corn and oats ground together , taking care not to give more than will be eaten clean at each feed. Between meals the rack may be filled with fresh straw , which the horse will pick over , and which may then be used for bedding. There can , be no sort of question that much of the attainable profits from sheep husbandry in the Ufiited States have been relegated through neglect " > f the mutton possibilities within reach of a majority of flock- owners. Remoteness from markets , with few exceptions , can no longer be urged for exclusive attention to wool. A Photographer's Experience. We were in one of the wildest spots on the mountains , a seemingly end less field of ledge and bowlder all around , snow mountains and rocky peaks only in the panorama , all signs of valley or glen , tree or river far below. I had a moment to reflect on what I was beholding , and care fully adjusting the glass again on those rare creatures , closely watched them. Our leader crawled up to my side , and as the quarry showed signs of alarm I attempted to take a pic ture , but I was now so excited that I < took a slide out of one plate-holder ; before putting the cap on , and that : ruined piece of glass now lies among the rocks to amuse the conies and ptarmigan , while the slide which I had placed on the camera was whirl- . sd far away by the strong. wind. Even so experienced a hunter as my companion lost his head as the big- < horn were trotting away , and exj j claimed"Take "thenf * quick ! " Then * , , j as they stopped once more and look ed at us , he called himself bad names , ' saying : "I might have known they 1 would stop again , and that there 1 was up need of haste. " Butlo ! what 3 did tliose sheep do but turn around , and walk deliberately toward us. un til they were within about one hun- ' dred feet. We were fairly trembling i with excitement , and 1 first took off ] the cap without pulling the slide. When I made this blunder they were all facing us , standing on granite l pedestals a little elevated above the 1 general level , and in line with the broad snow-field on the cliffs back of them , which showed them in relief with startling clearnessThe next moment I succeeded in capturing the picture , and then the animals decided j to trot off , and we saw them no more. ( Hunters talk of the excitement which ] a novice experiences wtien he. shoots at his first buck , but could' havo ( shot those three big-horn without be ing one-half as nervous as when try- ing to photograph them. Scribner's t Magazine. } _ 3 And He Still Has Hope ] * 'I have been shipwrecked , been i baked in a railroad accident and ' fired out of a foundry window by a boiler explosion. 1 was shot in thej -j neck at Gettysburg , suffered starva- tion in Libby prison , fell overboard from a transport off Charleston , and left four of my fingers in the mouth ( of ashark. Iliad myj right arm broi i ken in two places in aJNew York riot , j and stood on a barrel with a halter ] around my neck in a. . Southern town at the outbreak of the great rebellion ] from sunrise to sunset. I was buried j under the ruins of a building in San 1 Francisco during an earthquake and dug out after fifty hours imprison ment ? * I have been shot st three times , twice by lunatics and once by a highwayman. 1 was buried two , days by a gas explosion in a mine , narrowly escaped lynching last year inArizonathrough mistakenidentity. e And though I am over fifty , and g have nearly lost the use of my right leg , have just had , as I understand , all my property , on which there was l no insurance , destroyed by fire in a t Western town ; and the doctor in l New York to whom I went last week T for an examination assures me thatv I will soon be ridden from heu- matism ; nevertheless , " he added cheerfully , " while I undoubtedly have met some obstacles in the past , i I still refuse to believe that luck ia ( t ainst me. " Daylighty Land. [ . . . . . . . * , , - * : - _ f * i- .irTri.- * -ui'f * - yc * - - • - HOUSEHOLD. • W th for tho Face. Ladies mostly use soap and water , but others have adopted moro ex pensive methods. Helen of Troy is said to have bathed inwineandmilk/ and Catherine of Bussia in strawber ry juice. . Simplicity is now the order of the day , and a raw potato is recommended as an excellent appli cation. The method of application is to wash the face first , and then rub the face and neck with the raw pota to. Cut a paring off the potato be fore using it again , so as always to have a fresh surface at each time of washing. Chicago Ledger. \ Earache. Earache in any form is said to bo quickly relieved by filling tho ear with chloroform vapor from an un corked bottle ; vapor only , not the liquid. One who has suffered offers the fol lowing cure for earache : Wet a good-sized piece of cotton wadding with very strong essence of pepper mint and press it lightly into the ear , leaving plenty of cotton o utside for a purchase in removing the cotton in about twenty-four hours after , when it will have become stiff and thick with the wax that caused the pain. Tie up the ear lightly when the cotton is put in and again after it is removed. That ear may never ache again. If the earache proceed from abscess of any kind the pepper mint may afford relief and hasten a discharge. m VTlij Women Get Short or Breath. In order to ascertain the influence of tight clothing upon the action of the heart during exercise , a dozen young women consented this sum mer to run 540 yards in their loose gymnasium garments , andthen , to run the same distance with corsets ' on. The running time was two min utes and thirty seconds for each per son at each trial , and in order that there should be no cardiac excite ment or depression following the first test , the second trial was made the following day. . Before beginning the running the average heart impulse was eighty-four beats to the minute after running the above named dis tance , the heart impulse was 152 beats to the minute , the average natural waist girth being twenty- five inches. The next day corsets were worn during the exercise , and the average girth of waist was re duced to twenty-four inches. Tho same distance was run in the same time by all , and immediately after ward the average heart impulse was found to be 162 beats per minute. When I state that I should feel my self justified in advising a athlete not to enter a running or rowing race whose heart impulse was 160 beats per minute after a little exercise , even though there were not the slight est evidence of disease , one can form some idea of the wear and tear on this important organ , and the phy siological loss entailed upon the sys tem in women who force it to labor for over half their lives under such a disadvantage as the tight corset im- posses. Dr. D. A. Sargent , in Scrib ner's ! - • - - Poultices For Tho Complexion. What won't girls try in the at tempt to achieve beauty ? A young woman of Pittsburg , who has snough good looks , if she only knew it , to make her way in the world , has fieentrying all sorts of queer and quack recipes for beauty , according to the Dispatch of that city. In par ticular she has set her heart and mind and her hands upon making lier flesh soft and velvety , a quality svhich can no more be acquired by lostrums than by act of Congress. But with preserverance worthy of a better cause , this damsel has been toiling off and on to give her cheeks md neck and hands the velvety soft- nees of the peach. Generally , I have been able to de tect the course of some rediculous treatment by the greator or less re semblance her skin bore to that of the leopard , who , sensible beast that lie is , rejoices in his spots. The last jxperiment , I only know by hearsay , [ ins frightened Mademoiselle so badly ] that I guess she'll hereafter leave her . : omplexion and her epidermis alone. In the strickest confidence I may tell you that the last experiment was x beautifully simple thing. Before retiring for the night Mademoiselle applied to her face , neck and hands , , poultices of bread and milk , She slept all night through how she did • ' t I don't know with the sloppy emi i bracements upon her. i In the morning she arose and ran , to the glass the first thing to see the ' ivonders worked by the poultices. ! rhere were wonders , indeed ! But not 1 ivhat she expected. Her skin had j shrivelled up ; it looked liked a piece , jf corrugated canvas , or zinc roofj j ng painted white. In fact she re- s ninded herself of She after the . final j Dassage through the fountain of fire. , But , unlike She , she recovered her j Dristino looks. And she has fore- } sworn poultices forever. Beware , 3hou also in time. , • _ _ v " . < Hints for the Hoase. 1 ] The yolk of an egg is good to keep \ latirons smooth and clean. • An excellent furniture polish is of ' qual parts of shellac varnish , lin- lead oil and spirits of wine. ( Ceilings that have been smoked with I i kerosene lamp should be washed = ) ff with flannel cloth tied over a j ) room or brush. Then cut off a thick , ) iece of stale bread and rub down ( vith this. Begin at the top and go . itraight down. ; To clean the children's teeth when i ; artar has been allowed to form up j on them take finely powderedpumice- itone and a little , clean , soft , pine ' * - • . , . , . . . * * i..wrae gifti ' . ' ' , " ' - - * , jl v i > i-'i. ' ' ! % i j - -v - r > . . . . i .1 iii.i i i m n i iii iMiji w.m < iiijii .m ! * > stick , to rub with. Dip the pfno stick into water and then in the lowdored pumico , and rub. tho teet i gently. Afterward wash them with soap and water , using a tooth-brush. Colored goods , too , should not ; bo put into very hot water , and soda should bo dreaded for them. They should neither bo starched with hot starch , nor ironed with a hot iron. After , washingthey should be rii so.l in cold water , in which a good hand ful of salt oralittlo alum has been dissolved. They should not bo dried iu the sun. To polish a piano carefully wash tho piano with castile soap and lukewarm water , using a soft linen handkerchief , then rub hard with a dry one , then take two thirds sweet oil and one-third turpentine , shaken well together , and rub on with soft linen. Afterwards rub twice over with a dry one. Borax water will instantly remove all soils and stains from the hand , and heal all scratches and chafes. To make it put crude borax into a large bottle and fill with water. "When the borax is dissolved add more to the water until at last the water can ab sorb no more , and a. residuum re mains at the bottom of the bottle. To the water in which the hands are to be washed pour from this bottle enough to make it very soft. It is very cleansing and healthy. By its use the hands will be kept in excellent condition. m < • < A Wall or Water. In Marcli last two German officials landed in the southwest coast of the big island of New Britain to explore the island. They had gone there from Finchhaven , "in neighboring New Guinea , with a considerable force of natives. No tidings what ever have been heard of them since , according to the > : New Yofk Sgn. Search parties sent out from Finch- haven have sought them in vain , and there is no longer any doubt that they fell victims to a remarkable phenomenon that occurred two or three days after the3' reached the Island. On the morning of March 13 a sound was heard at Finchhaven as of distant thunder. A few minutes a sea receded from the shore in an unheard-of manner , and revealed to view , six feet above its surface , a reef at the harbor entrance that had never been seen above water before. Then the sea came back , enormous waves dashing far up on the land and deluging a part of the little set tlement. Awhile after fine ashes be gan to sift over the coast , and the German colonist knew there had been a volcanic outburst northeast of them. Two days later the vessel Ottilie , sent from Finchhaven , reached the south coast of New Britain , eighty miles away. The captain could not at first recognize the coast , though he had seen it often. The aspect of Vulcan island off the west end of the big island , had entirely altered. The top of it had disappeared , and it is supposed that a volcanic eruption blew it into the sea , and that this was one of the causes of the mighty wave that spread ruin along the south of New Britain. This wave , judging from its effects , is believed to have been about forty feet high. All the villages that lined the beach had entirely disappeared. For ten or twelve miles along , the coast a belt of timber about three- quarters of a mile wide had been swept away. Where the force of the wave began to abate the bodies of a few natives were found lodged in the branches of trees twenty to thirty feet from theground. Hereandthere on the land were heaped great frag- ; ments of coral rock and trees , and thousands of dead fish strewed the ground. Many of the natives were [ killed , and others had their limbs broken by being swept off their feet and dashed against trees. It is a noteworthy fact that the na- . tives who saw the wave approaching ' thought it was caused by the evil . spirit in the volcano of Akaie , and at- tracked it with showers of stones and ; ch-ibs just before it ingulfed them. ' The German exployers.it is supposed , i had not yet started inland , and they ' were overwhelmed in the common | destruction. The great wave which ; overwhelmed many thousands of peo ple after the eruption at Krakatuais * said to have traveled several times ' around the world. It is probable ' thai this enormous wave at New \ Britain extended its effects in a slight ] measure to every ocean. ] - • 1 That Fool Husband of Mine. As a general rule it will be found j that the majority of the officeseekers < are men who have been failures in ' everything else they have under- ( taken , and therefore take it for l granted that the country owes them a living. Probably the most of s them absolutely believe that because they have been failures in the ordin ary occupations of life they have t thereby proved their ability to fill t any office which will enable them to j handle money from the public treasj ury. They are read } * to take any- thing. With equal confidence they j will accept consulships , Indian ageni cies , collectorships , postoffices , sur1 veyorships , land offices , receiver- < ' ships , appraiserahips , offices in the * treasury or any other department.c If they can't have one they express bheir willingness to take another. | The constituent of the Iowa con gressman who called upon him the x nther day in search of "the governr ment job" of minister to Japan , the duties of which he did not know B though he was sure "the job" would t i'jit him , does not present an exagt derated case. Unfortunately there \ is no restraint that can be placed upf an them , though now and then a c : ase occurs like that in the experi- * mce of Ben Butterworth , who re- ° jeived a letter from an officeseeker's tvife in Cincinnati beginning : "Send that fool husband of mine home. . We have no coal to burn and next to nothing to eat. ' * i . • " " " > r"Y * " Vtri > m ir i > * cv " i'i' ' ' -1\ ' 1 'J' "L'L1rIi ' .J.JHBHHB " * - * mw m " ! " ' # H * * * * * * i-.ui. * . . - - . . . . , | ' * ' "r • _ -tS " r C , .UP • v * J SI - - - - * " * & r' ' * • AN UNLUCKY qPAL. . - • Story of a Connecticut Man Whosa ' 9 Wife Wore a Borrowed Rlngr. ' • ' wcoks gpntlf man 'About four ego a t was stopping with us from Mexico , > • . ; ' 1 says tho Bridgeport ( Conn. ) Fanner. " ' ' 1 • • Ho had with him a very handsome 1 ring. In tho contor of tho setting ia a 1 Jargo opal , surrounded by diamonds of * a smallor sizo , but making a beautiful < - * ' and glistening ornament. Tho ring " ' * was his mother's. It was loft to him at ] her death , and over sinco it foil to him | fl ho has had business troubles and gen- jij oral bad luck. Ho was talking about \m \ it one oven ing to his wifo and myaalf. jfl Wo all laughed , and sho in a joking iM way said : 'Oh , I wouldn't bo afraid of mi bad luck if I had such a ring as that. ' Jt'l ' Ho ropllod that ho could not think of jfj parting with the opal , as it had been . nil his mother's , but if my wife would like jE ] to wear it for a short timo ho would uH lend it to her. I don't beliovo in bor- rl rowed plumes , but as ho said that ho Jm should bo in 'Now York for a fow weeks kJ attending to somo businoss matters be- ' 11 foro returning to Mexico , and as ho v | would really liko to loavo thoopal with ii 1 somo one for safety , it was decided to j I leave it here in Bridgeport Wo aro 11 all friends together , and did not think ! i 1 of tho ring oUior than to placo it in' a J1 bureau drawer. , jl • 'A fow evenings aftor ho had gbno iM * wo were invited to play whist. My 1 wifo hod sovoral diamond rings , but | i thought the big opal would look rather • stunning at a card tablo , so sho woro f-w it ; from that momont our luck changed. ? ! In getting out of a carriago sho toro f Iter dress. At tho whist tablo sho took Jm hardly a trick. Somebody changed -9 hats with me in tho dressing-room/and ' when wo got home wo found two child- | B ren sick , and that tho third had fallon \M \ downstairs and received quite severe ' rM injuries. Tho noxt morning ono of tho servants loft us. Money matters 'I began to get involved with us. I could 9 not got hold of enough money to meet I pressing demands upon me , on account A of being disappointed in payments that < had been promised. Ono of our rela- < tives died. Bills camo in embarrass- 9 ingly fast. Our water pipes got out of ( • order , and all sorts of discouraging and Jm unpleasant things havo arisen to annoy . f M us. At last my wifo was taken sick , jfl and while lying in bed sho said : 'I jfl really believe all this trouble wo havo " ( jfl had in the last four weeks has come fl about on account of that opal ring. ' jfl "Saturday bur friend camo up to pass rfl Sunday with us boforo his return to , vfl Mexico. Wc gave him his opal and 'jfl ' told him our troubles. 'Well , ' said he , iM 'I have had great luck in New York. 'fl ' Ever since I left hero four weeks ago I fl havo been making money. Every jfl thing I touched panned out large pro- * fl fits. ' Then we all laughed and said : 'fl 'What nonsense ! ' but it certainly was JM vary funny. , H "On Monday he , with his opal , bade ( H us good-bye at eight o'clock in thofl morning. Now watch what followed. < H At 830 ; tho postman left a lettor with l9 a check in it for § 50. At ten o'clock I % jH was paid § 50 in cash , which I no moro | fl expected than I expected to he shot. fl 35efore night wo had a new servant. fl The children and my wifo recovered # fl from their indisposition , and our house- ' | fl ' hold matters began to run smoothly. I On Tuesday morning at eleven o'clock , . . . -i I another § 50 in cash was handed to me I unexpectedly , and the same mail fl brought a check for § 100 moro. But I the climax was reached when the oven- fl ing mail brought a statement from a , , New York attorney that an estate had ' been divided up , and that my wife's ; jfl portion was § 16,200. Inclosed was a } Wi statement , also a receipt and all tho } flj papers to sign before a notaiy public. ' fl She signed the papers , and is going to j fl New York to get the funds. 1 am not i fl superstitious , but it coriainly does look ' fl a * if the opal luid something to do with ' fl it. Don 't you think so ? " H Feminine Arithmetic fl A publisher , writes Arlo Bates in tho fl Book Buyer , told mo tho other day a 'fl bit of business experience which is fl mildly diverting. A young woman fl brought him a manuscript which , after fl due consideration , he expressed himself fl willing to publish in a paper , fifty cents jfl series , paying the usual ten per cent fl royalty. The young woman expressed herself willing to accept this offer , al- fl though she frankly said that she had , 'fl hoped for better terms. fl "But , " she added , thoughtfully , "if jfl it costs much to make the book , I should 9 not think twenty-five cents would leavo fl you a great deal of profit. " Twenty- jfl five cents ? " repeated the publisher , not fl at all understanding. fl " " she "there fl "Why , explained , aro five of us girls who wrote this together. jfl Ten per cent of fifty cents is five , and jfl five times five is twenty-five. - If it jfl takes a quarter of a dollar to pay us fl five girls our royalty , that leaves you fl just the same amount. " sfl The naivete of tho proposition so -fl imused the publisher that ho declares ifl he was tempted to leave the error un- fl 3xplained. He said , however : "But ' 9 of course you can see that we shall not fl lose so much as wc should if there had fl been ten of you , for then we should fl bave to make the book for nothing and. fl lose the booksellers' discount besides. 9 lieally , though. 1 fear you will he fl obliged to do with a cent apiece. " And 9 liis proposition was rejected with in- fl lignation , the amusing part of the fl story being that the lady who conducted ifl the negotiations declared if there were fl only one author ten per cent would do , fl but that am'body could see that it fl ivould not amount to any thing divided .fl imong five people. fl French Journalistic Enterprise. , fl There seems to be considerable en- jfl erprise among the French , judging by fl ; he following incident , told by a French ifl • eporter. There had been a fearful fl nurder in tho countiy , and the editor fl sent me down to form a theory , and' if fl possible , get ahead of the police in ar- fl • esting the murderer. Three days 19 ater I returned and reported progress. fl ind three officers armed themselves fl md set off with me , and . about eleven fl ) 'clock we reached the spot wherethc % fl iuspicious-looking person had been in 9 he habit of loitering about. Sudden- fl y , as wc turned a corner , we almost fl • an against a pale and haggard-looking- * * MM nan , answering the description I had _ . ' \ • eceived. "That's the man ! " I cried. - * " " , jfl L'he wretch started to run , hut was in- > jfl tantly secured , bound and dragged to fl he station , l'he commissaire ques- jfl ioned him and let him go. He jfl rasn't tho man. "Well , when yon fl ound you had been instrumental ia \ ! fl ausingihe arrest of an innocent man. < fl chat did you do then ? " "Secured him * fl is c subscriber to the paper , of coarse , " H -Texas Siftings. fl flj Wc are nono of us perfect in thisworld , /fl / 3Ut a good many of us look complacently at flj rarselves in the glass sometimes , and cheer- ' H fully thhuc that we are pretty near ii fl Somerville Journal. H • * rr'vmp' v flflfl flflflHflJ