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We had lain there a week , and everything seemed peaceful and quiet. Such soldiering was fun , we used to any. Good and plentiful rations , drills and parades , plenty of time to smoke , to play cards , to criticise McClellan , and tell each other how tho war should bo conducted and plenty of leisure to write letters homo to tho girls. Those who were given to grumbling said that this was mere holiday work ; that we had seen little enough o real war , so far , and was not likely to see more. Such impatience gave Max , the veteran of our company who had seen war in Europe , tho op portunity to say , " 0 you vaits.boys , you vaits. You see him quick enough and close enough , mine Gott , you does. " The change came in the night , the dead of nfcrht. The sleepers were roused with tho words , "Get ready ; we inarch at once. " There was a stir a murmur all through the camps. "We did not know what had happened only the very air was full of stir and action. Withinthehalf hour we were in line , in column. This shadowy battalion , made up of dark figures laden with muskets and accoutre ments , joined other regiments , also under arms and moving ; indistinct shapes of men on horses went by ; without loud words ofcommand , with nothing more than a "iorward ? " uttered under the breath by the cap tains , our brigade in the leadtook up the route-step and plunged into the night in the direction of the front. I was young inthestern experiences of soldier Iifejnone of us were veterans , saving Prussian Max. Tho good blood of soldiers of 177G and 1S12 was in my veins , and I had the ardor and strength of snulthat belongs to the youth of 20. Looking back now at the events of those hours , it does not seem to me that I was at any time unduly excited. Yet it was hard for me to make what was passing be fore me , I being part of it seem real. The call had come so suddenly , the movement Avas so prompt , so rapid and silent , the night was so obscure clouds for the most part hiding the faint stars , that some ghostly qual ity seemed to invert it. Not from the first had I heard a loud order given , a loud word spoken. The bur den of quick-coming terrors lay upon thousands. The men , usually so talkative and jovial , were hushed in to a silence that was almost painful. Marching in my place in the line of file-closers at the right , now and then a whisper in the ranks came to meor a few low-spoken words ; once I heard the man. next the captain ask , "Do you think it's a battle , cap ? " and the brief reply " 0,1 don't know I don't know. " For three hours we marched thus across the country , ranks well closed up , no straggling. Then the depths of a dense wood swallowed the column ns it filed sharply to the left. A short cut , we afterward learned , liad been found , and a guide to show the way. It was apparently a cow- path , or at the best a cart-path , through the forest ; four men abreast filled it. For miles , now , we went on almost in the dark , everything black to the right and leftonly the muffled sound of the moving of this host , likeantumy of phantoms , the beat ing of many feet on the ground , the subdued whispers , clank of canteen on a bayonet sheath. Above the tree tops ve sometimes sawa ray of starlight. "Then , as we marched and we had been moving six hours , but with a single brief halt a , noise came faintly out of the distance like a far-off peal of thunder. Another came , and still another. The sound set the blood tingling in my veins. As we pressed on , the noises gr6w louder and more frequent , like the striking of enor mous clocks ; further on they were blent into what seemed to be an un remitting roar , out of which came at times sharp and short explosions. Something seemed to crowd the files to the right and left : I dimly saw a mounted figure riding at a walk down tlirough the center of the column in the interval thus made ; and I heard a voice quietly and earn estly , but without excitement , ut tering the words : "Push ahead , men ! push ahead ! " * * The General , " I heard somebody say. say.The incident blended strangely withthescene. Still there was no shouted order , no oaths , no noisy action ; only a shadowy figure riding slowly through quietly uttering a few earsest words. He had gained many paces to the rear before I ceased to ear these words repeated again and again ( for all around was still ) "JAaek ahead , m eaJ-push. ahead ! } ' _ Tie ste isie up Twen we > cameout into the open. The great plain was obscured with drifting smoke , rent here and there ith red flashes ; invis ible masses of iron shrieked and whistled over our heads. A burning koB&e and a barn off to the left show ed as disjointed lines of blue and gray. Directly in our front the woods , the houses , the stone walls vomited fire and lead. Orders came feeithea ! We doubled-quijked into i ya aBBlBly lino ; wo were in tho awful maw o ! battle. IT. I did not mean to doscribo the battle. There were somo thousands of women made widows that day , and many thousand of children made orphans , and I am informed that the great generals who write books about tho war have said thnt this battle might just as well not have been fought ; that it had no influnceo on tho campaign. 0 , the pity of it ! It was my first battle , and to meit was a lurid dream. For hours I was en veloped in fire , smoke and shouting. I saw men all about mo with the frenzy of fighting in their eyes , their nerves all strung. I saw familinr faces staring in the rigors of death up at the skies , and saw bravo men sorely smitten going to the rear. But it was all a nightmare to me. We held our line , we fell back into the woods , wc advanced again , cheer ing ; thus tho long day passed. Noth ing touched mo though after the battle I found bullet-holes in my blouse. Isupposel did my part : I really don't know. It is all like a dream. At nightfall there was a lull. The ene my's lines were considerably with drawn. We talked about fighting again the next day , and how we should likely whip them. Our regiment was near the ground we had fought on. The orderly of our company called the roll ; more than a dozen did not ans wer ; most of them would never ans wer again. We took our guns down from the stacks and laid them under the rubber blankets beside usto pro tect them from the night dew ; we chewed our hard-tack , talked , and slept. Soon we were roused up. A detail for picket was made. Our captain was officer of tho picket ; I and three men were taken from the company. A few hours later on the reserve , the captain fainted away. He was a little slip of a fellow who left college to recruit this company. He was weak in body , but with a soul of fire in it. When he came to I said to him "Captain , you're sick ; you must go in and get relieved. " He was too feeble to speak , but pointed to his shoulder. 1 examined it , and what do you think ? There was an ugly , ragged wound , still bleeding , from a minie ball that was in his blood that minute , and he said nothing about it. it.I I made him as comfortable as I could with blankets , and sent in one of the men to ask for an ambulance or a stretcher to take him back. There was no other officer with the reserve ; I was in command. The hour was past midnight ; the pickets ought to be visited from the reserve before the field officer came round , to see that they were on thealert. . I went out on the line. They were all vigilant. At one post t stopped ; our Prussian Max was there. We stood talking , when two horsemen approached from the direction of our lines. Tho picket sharply halted them. One dismount ed and came forward leading his horse. It was an orderly ; he said that the ( General was at hand. Max called out "Correct advance ! " and the other horseman rode up. He stayed there a few minutes and asked many questions. From mo he learned where the reserve lay , what officer was with it , and why I was on the line instead of lie. He asked Max if he had seen any signs of the enem3''s picket inour front , and the soldier pointed outsomeplaceswhere before dark he liad seen suspicious appearances. The General looked thoughtfully and long into the haze that covered the field. The night was almost cloudless , but everything below was murky and dim. Objects could not be distinguished beyond.a few rods. "Fll ride a little way .out and see for myself. "Orderly , go back to the reserve and wait. Two of us mijyht attract attention. " The familiar brown horse with a white face disappeared out at the front ; the orderly wrote back. Max shook his head. "That's not prudent , " was my remark. "Big general , big fool , " was the Prussian's blunt comment. Some hidden influence held me therefor ten minutes. Never since have I been so .affected sby the un seen. Something bade me stay there a little. We heard a faint-crackle of musket- shots far out to the front. The picket grasped his gun ; both of us looked and listened intently. Out from the misty , smoky ob scurity a horse came madly charging right upon us. There was but an instant's glimpse ; but my comrade and I have always agreed perfectly about it. A brown horse , with a white lace and wild eyes , bridle flying about the fore feet , galloping straight upon us. So suddenly the thing eame that we should have been ridden over before we could stir. Why were we not ? Because , as quiekly as it had come , it vanished into the air , into the ground , without noise of hoof beat. "Goot Gott's mercy ! " cried Max. " " 'Tis the doppelganger the ghost of the horse ! " I hurried back to the reserve , and sent in a report to headquarters. A strong cavalry reconnoisance went out immediately. The general and his horse were found dead mid way between our pickets and those of the enemy , both riddled with bul lets. There had been a brave effort to reach our line before horse and rider sank down and expired togeth er. er.It It was in 18G2 ; and for three years more I was marching , fighting and , faring with the boys in blue. How I it is , I know not ; but the visions of those times that oftenest disturb my sleep are those of the incidents here j related. & & shadowy army marches again ana'agai hrougBmydreamS , as it marched through that forest ; I hear the low stern voice of the Gen eral riding through the column "Push ahead , men ! push ahead ! " j and out from the fog and hanging smoke bursts a phantom brown steed white face , wild eyes , and bridle whipping its forefeet ; I awake with a cry of terror as it threatens to ride me down. Jame3 Franklin Pitts in Chicago Inter-ocean. I Bffw ! WBw MBRiOMMFj giBBBBBBiSlstSiffi .The Dangerous Classes. Heretofore tbo dangerous classes Imvo boon supposod to bo tho thiovoa. tli tips , burglars and sand baggers ; the gamblers , drunkards and ignorant , ; passionate domngoguos who mako a living by paudonng to tho worst in stincts of the niassos. Wo may now safely add tho ignorant , thoughtless , selfish and pessimistic capitalist and employer of labor. Tho man who will toll you that lie can lako euro of him self and society may do tho same. Tho man who wdl toll you that tho working ruon are mad ; that thoir minds have become poisoned by tho v rus of an archy aud communism ; that tlioy have mado a shrino of tho trades union and ii god of tho walking dologato , aud that tho sooner things como to a head tho hotter. In short , that thoro is no salvation for society hut in a free use of tho policeman ' s baton. Such men are , without knowing it , tho most dan gerous element in tho community ; tlioy can , and do , commit more mischiof in a day than adozon ordinary criminals would in a lifo time. Tho trouble with them is puro , ignorant stupid selfish ness. Their horizon is bounded by thoir money bags , thoir interests cen tered in thoir bauk ledger , and they will do anything to conserve tho ono and add to tho other. Such men and thoro are many of them will rail by the hour against working men for try ing by combination to raise their dol lar and a half a day to two dollars , and will immediately turn around and cor ner wheat or pork , squeeze their weak er brethren out of millions of dollars , and by weight of their pui'3e and so- called financial genius levy tribute on the general public. Thoy will form nice little syndicates , buy up tho con- ! trolling interests in railways , squeeze out tho smaller shareholders often "the widow and Lite fatherless , " water tho stock fifty or a hundred per ceut. and compel tho public to pay in terest on that basis ; or they will buy the entire gas plant of tho dt\T , that thoy may force the publie to pay any figure they cboose to charge , and all tho time they look upon themselves as shrewd business men who are engaged in a perfectly legit mate business. The cunning loafer who stands in some shady corner and plays the "shell game" believes that he is a legitimate trader. aud takes positive delight in "skinning the suekers , " but somehow the police don't tako tho samo view of tho matter , but insist on carrying him off to jail whenever they can lay hold of him , and I think thoy are right in do ing so. I firmly believe that all such fellows should be sent to the penitenti ary and mado to work for a living ; but what bothers me is to find an hon est difference between the man who swindles by means of three shells and 1 a pea , and another who by combina tion and the unscrupulous use of cap ital forces the public to pay an addi tional price for the necessaries of life ; or why. if one is sent to prison the other should be allowed to enjoy his ill gotten gains in ostentatious display. It seems to me as though a belter case could be made out for the 4shell man" than the monopolizer of gas atocks , as no one is under any necessi ty to patronize the manipulator of the little pea. 1' whereas nearly all must so gas , or suffer inconvenience. It is about time society should step in and equalize matters a little. It ia about time that capital should learn { that there are many duties and re sponsibilities attaching to wealth , and learn to discharge them. American Farmer. . * Too Much. Like Work. • * 'Ere comes a benevolent lookin' • old cove , " said a peripatet-o gentle man of leisure to his chum , on the street corner ; Mot's tackle him for tho price of a night's lodgin' . " • "Don'tyer think of it , Bilk" hasti- | ly responded the other , se.zing his. J arm. "Let's wait for somebody that's j half full. Them benevolent lookin' I ducks alius wants to organize them selves into a society , eleet a board o' ( directors and hire a hall afore they 'give ' ye a quarter. I don't wanter stay up all summer ! " Puck A Grave Error. Right in the face of the Mills bill the window glass factories aro about to resume. This is a mistake. All fac tories , so far as possible should be closed , in order to show the people the dangers ot tariff reduction. The i greatest error the protectionists have been guilty of is that of allowing a . number of new quinine manufactories i to start up and prosper after quinine ' had been put on the free list Jjouii- ville Courier-Journal. Not a Fair Trial. First wheelman I can make it from here to Jugville in three hours. Second wheelman Stumper says he can do it in two. First wheelman Oh , well , he is a professional. Second wheelman Bicyclist , do you mean ? First wheelman No. Liar. San Francisco Examiner. No Marriage This Time * Naomi George , say that you will be mine ! " George Realbthis ia very sudden. 1 er I want to marry a girl who can keep house. " "I can keep house , love. I am a graduato of the cook'ng school , and I can make delightful bread. " "I'm socry , but I'm not a paving contractorranilI d oqt knowjsvhat lJ .d * rdo with tlie breaU'K cfircs&a JouT- " nal. Thought He Was a Baseballist "Zola dosn't seem to be doing very good work nowadays , " he said to a New York girl "Zola , " she said. "You'll excuse me , Mr. Peterley , but I don't just rec- oiect what club Mr. Z'lla is playing with now. " Judge j W 'lti r f Clin itrnitt Paul Brocn's discovery that the limit ) is n ( numerics of organs , each huvint ; its Mpociid function , U ludnjr confirmed by Inter researches. Prof. MutliiiiM Juv.d ; him had the opportunity of detcrmiuiiur by the post mortem examination of eleven pen > oiiH who , during l f-\ h d been accidentally deprived of the facul ties of speech or tho memory of words or cerlainjotlors of tho id hnhet that tho faculties of speech aud lao memory ol words reside in tho second aud third convolutions of the brain. Tn each case examined thoro bad been injury or dis- easo of theso convolutions , deslroyinir their functions. Comparing Gambotla'rf brain with that of tho late Dr. Bertillon , an eminent Ktntesiunn , Duval and Child- zinskj' found that in tho brain of tho former the third or "Broca's convolu tion" as tho speech center is now called is extremely developed , while in Bertillon 's it is reduced to its most simple expression. Gambetta was net ivo and loquacious ; Bertillon reticent and retiring the oratorical qualities of tho two men wero diametrically oppo site , and this losult is now seen _ to bo due to tlie physical conformations of their respective brains. Pnttl'n fnstlo for Sale. Mine. Tatti's castle at Ciaig-y-Nos Wales , is advertised for sale. The rea son given by the diva for this course is the fact that sho is being robbed by her neighbors. They overwhelm her with appeals for alms , and while she is search ing in her purse for the wherewithal to satisfy theso demands the applicants pocket her choicest bits of bric-a-brac or books. Tho park about tho castle is overrun with poachers , and even the crops about the place aro being cut aud carried off at night. Frank Leslie's. ; V ggE Warner's Log Cabik • 3jffEgSk Remedies. "Sarsaparil- fiylplftv V "Cough and Con- aijK S snmntion Remedy , " SSr iS&SJ "Hops and Buchu , " 3N ; "Extract , " "Hair Ton- HlS ic , " "Liver Pills , " "Plasters " Porous-Electrical "Rose , ( - ) , Cream , " for Catarrh. Thoy are , like Warner's "Tippecanoe , " the simple , ef fective remedies of the old Log Cabin days. Ancient Ituliis in Now ninxlco. The remains of another extensive an cient citj7 have been discovered in New Mexico. It is about a mile north of San Mateo. 'The action of the windshiido covered the larger portion of the ruins with sand aud other detrious , and con verted the Avholo into an extensive mound , and it was only a severe rain storm and cloudburst sweeping away one angle of this mound and disclosing some heavy stonewalls that made the discovery possible. Human skeletons have been exhumed , and what appears to have been a citidel. Chicago Herald. A Foritninto African. Xew York Pres , August 28th. Amos Marsh , the Orange ( N. J. ) Afri can who won $15,000 in The Louisiana State Lottery the other day , doth not behave himself at all unseemly. When he got the cash in his hands it came to him by the Adams Express Company , and the freight was $60 he found tho mail who sold him the half of the win ning ticket and gave him SoO. Having relieved himself of this gift , the most fortunate darkey of his time proceeded to give his son , a rather happ3'-go-lucky youth , who does odd jobs about , some thing like $1,200 or $1,500 , merely as a nest Cfxg , as it were , to a future brood of as many thousands. Then the delighted Amos the next day he had prohaldy not slept a wink in the night , with all tho mone3r in the house hired u back , though the distance to the savings banks was only io blocks awajand rode , with Mrs. Maivh on the seat 03his side , to make a deposit. It had been the orig inal idea of Amos to 11113two houses ; not that he was not satisfied with his present accommodations , but because he thought that would be a good invest ment to begin with ; but his duskjmis tress promptly vetoed that bill , and in sisted that one of the bank officers , whom all the people of the place knew as a kind aud wise man , should decide for them at their leisure what should be done with the mone3 . Public IiiiiiiIk Roins Wry Fust. For the fiscal year 18S7-8 the sales of public lands in this country amounted to $11,005,000 , compared with $0,000,000 , of the year previous , and $5,000,000 for each of the two preceding vears. As earty as 185G , says the Xew York Com mercial Bulletin , the laud sales rose nearly to $9,000,000 , but then they fell off and went as low as $152,000 in 18i2 ( , and never rose above $4,000,000 again for twenty .years. In 18S2 thev again reached $5,000,000 ; in 18S3 , nearlv $8,000,000 ; in 1884 , nearly $10,000,000 , and then after two j-ears at $5,000,000 the3' began to rise , and for the 3ear just closed reached their highest mark. A Woman' * < : < > iilVh ion. "Do you know , Mary , I once actually contemplated Miiicide ? " "Yon horrify me , Srra. B. T ll me about it. " "I was suffer ing from chronic weakness. I believed my self the most unhappy woman in the world. I looked ten years older than I really was , and I felt twenty. Life seemed to have nothing in it worth living for. " "I have experienced all those symptoms my self. Well ? " "Well , I was sawl at the eleventh hour from the commission of : i deed which I shudder to think of. A friend advised me to take Dr. Pierce's Favoiite Prescription. I did so. In an incredibly short tune I felt like a new being. Tho 'Prescription' cured me , ami I owe Dr. Pierce a debt of gratitude which I can nev er repay. " Good advice unasked for , lias an ac- cieutand fish-like smell. A PHI in Time. SnVcN Nine ! Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Purgative Pellets are preventive as well as curative. A few of these ' 'Little Giants , " taken at the right time , nith little expense and no in convenience , will accomplish what many dollars and much sacrifice of time will fail to do after Disease once gets hold of you with his iron grasp. Constipation relieved , the Liver regulated , the Blood purified , will fortify against fevers and all conta gious diseases. Persons intending travel , changing diet , water and climate , will find invaluable. Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Purga tive Pellets. In vials convenient to carry. A straw-board fartory at Beloit , Wis. , was wrecked by explosion of the boiler. If all so-called remedies have failed , Dr. Sage ' s Catarrh Itemedy cures. The Duke of Oporto hae been taking les sons in photography. What Ih Hloxie ? This is a question asked every daj- . About three years ago ii was discovered in a common swamp reed , looking like sugar cane. It is found mainly near the equator and in Central America. The plant grows fr im four to fifteen feet high. The juice is nearby tasteless , and taken in large quan tities causes a sensation as of light electric currents , which after two hours give place to a solid , vigorous , enduring feeling that lasts the same as a good meal on a faint , hungry stomach. Prince Albert , of Monaco , is the fisher- .man Prince of.Europe. tvJJ J • > - * • _ When Beby was sick , ire gave her Costorla , When she was a Child , she cried for Castorla , When she became Miss , she clang to Castorla , "When Bhe had Children , she gave them Caatorir * Safes mMtataJ B kf ' BASK ATTKSIl'T TO HOI ? . Dr. J11111 < < n .ti. Hticlclfy umt l'ro | ' * aor I.nlai'tto. Editorial KonmHof'-Clirl-tliin Allvocnte , " | James M. lbickluy , I ) . I ) . , J-Mitor. \ NkwYoiik. AugiiHtliO , 1888. Pror. A. LolMutte My Dear Sir : You may remember that , after I took 3'oitr lec tures upon lliu "Improvement Mini Proper Uwo ol tho Memory , ' * porxniinlly , at your olllce , 2:17 : Fifth Ave. , I declined to allow you to publish a certificate over my 011 name , in harmony with a rule formed many yours ago ; but , having sefii the base attempt to rob you.Idepnrtfrom the rule , and ootid you , unsolicited , the Htutuiuent that , in my opinion , if your exeicixcn are practiced sulllciently toiua&ter the Kyntem , it is of great advantage to even a utrong memory , and furnishes incalculable aid to a weak one. I will also 3n3 * that , having various tya- teniH. and not lmint ! unarqiiaiiited with that taught by Dr. Pick , I believo that , with the exception of * uch parts ot your system 11s3011 frankly avow to havo been taken from tho common trunMiiy of litera ture upon such subjects , the stamp of orlg inality in upon your work ; and that the parts that are plainly original are worth fur more than all the lent. J. M. BUCK LEY. A sin ol commission More than ten per cent. &URNS ami Scalds are limtnutly rendcicil painless and invariably cured without a scar , by the use of Carbollsalve , tho frreat skin reniedj * . 25 ami SO cents , at Diugglxts or by mall. Cole & Co. . Mack lUver Fulls , Wis. Ilouknsai , a Japanese author , has pub lished i > new novel in ninety volumes. Miiincapalis has decided to build on art school. The Australians aro going to start a nowspapcr in Loudon for tlieuihelvts. JACOBS © I | FRESH. STRONG EVIDENCE. Prompt. Port ByTon , 111. , K y 33,18S8. Lait Spring vu takes with Urn * b ct and lsf- fered moot'it ; wax cured by St. Jacob ! Oil and have liad no return of pain. JACK OlLLXEFIE. riuro. Uanver , III. , Way S3.18S8. I fuCtred wllli pain In tacit about 10 month * agowhich lasted two month ! . I w i cored by Et. Jacobe Oil , and thsre hae been no return of pain. WILLIAM CTEEHILTZ. rommtiHiit. Tenton , Mich. . May 20,1888. About tho Sp-Ing of ' 87 was txtea with aches and pains la lilps and baci ; was cured by one bot tle of St Jacobs Oil and has remained permanent erer since. O. CHU13. FUtthEU. AT DRUGGISTS AND DEALEK3 THE CHARLES A. VOGELER CO. . Baltimore. U4. _ Diamond Vera Gtaia FOR DYSPEPSIA. AND ALL STOMACH TH0UBLE3 EUCH AS Indigestion , Sour-Stomach. Heartburn , hiusea , GM- diaess , Conitlpatlon. Fullness after eatinf. Food Ilhing in the Mouth and disagreeable taste after eat ing. Nervousaeis and Low-3plrits. At Jh-wyjisla < iml Dca'ers or tad by mail on re- ceijitii/'Si ' cls. ( . * > boxc < SI.00) ) m stamps. Sample rait on receipt'rent Slarip. THE CHARLES A. VOGELERCO. . Baltimore. Mfl. igSrArSSW Ely's Cream Balm a WS te ? ! IS SURE TO CUKE everJ | $ & | COLD in HEAD H * / * & § QL'ICKIjV. j H 0 § g ® Apply Unlmlnto pncli nostril. fSB $ vz . Er'Y HI'OS. , m V , nrren St „ X.T. ' "OSGOOD : j&MM & * _ _ _ _ * ? } Jtt ii Sent on trial. Freight # | * | | | | | % | - - y jaj. , KiillyWarranlcd. l S3 | dllf3 TON $35. " "Li.- * ' ' ' * - ' "Li.Tor - - Ot'iersues proportion ately low. Agents well piid. Illustrated Catalogue free. Mention this Pap r OSGOOD & THOMPSON , Biaghaaten , IT. ? • ixsiritK iv THE MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY , of tcj i w yor K. . I T'ie Lnrceat. Clicnpysl and I' .est In tli < : WorM. CAMS ! ASSHTS siuo.ooo.ooo. BIMOS GOF.TZ. TTM. F. ALLiN\ Spei-Ui AzenL Oener.il Agent. - > tvt a.car a IISB. f The Celebrated Red Oak Cart. Heat Cart on cirth. "So hone motion. r.rcaMtiR ami Speeding C.irss -pcclnltv. . Price Si' .W ) ami fcM.U ) . V.0.15. cars Omali 1. Semi for Cuts. CHAS. F. MTLIilGAIT , dealer In all kimW of- Carriages and Harness. 12tU and Harney rttrects , Omaliii , Xcb. ejgBflpjj . W 1 preicnDc and fnlly en- AsV > 'al Jt dorao 151k as the only Rgycnres la > ej ? apeciflcforthe certain euro AmVl TO & DATS. H 0 { this disease. HWnarant d not wC G.H.IKGKAIIAM.M. D. , ffigjf cause Stricture. Amsterdam , N. Y. fc-SM vrdoaly tytts Wo have sold Big G for tfi B , . . .n.-i-.irs many yar3. . and It baa VdWk Cincizmatl.ep Sl far-tlon. Vim * OlliO. Jrm D.K.DYCHE4CO. . NMfcjT ri Chicaeo.Ill. Tpd * tMls3y g rl 1181.00. Sold by Uruggiata. < ? 7C OO * n OSn on A MONTH ran he ( Jlui" * * IU ifCx/XJ " - niadf working for uv. Acents preferred wliocin furnii-li a"ior < i ; and circ their whole time to the lm-lness. fcpare iiiomrntd raav he profitably employed also A lewac.ince in towns and cities. B. K JOIIX&UX & Co. iOJJ Main Street Kielmioml. Va. PfinPnRA&S'Q "J3c : > : r.sgj csej cvt- usJnuUnm'i ' O tle iiinxxivrEiVT Positive * * " has no efjuil tor curinir l > on . bpavlns. lcr ( Spavin * . Kinr Hone , hplmilurl > - , hrains. S een \ , Etc. Sol 1 l.y Urugsiats. lut up by DR. E. F. ROOT , Exeter. Xeb. UAMPAIGH UNIFORMS , S 'I S- * large Illustrated Catalogue FREE. O.K. FOSTEi : . EOS' .t CO. . Jliuiuraclurrr , IVi MadL-on Street , Clncitcu. Illinois. * & 8 • * • "crsE m = rFbesx. \ . B | \ | VStationerskeep'hem.Standard quality MSf I U W all styles. Sample dor. 10 cents by mall , PH . FSTFRRlROflst .Newport. . ImXt I JmVit2l3l2ll j * * "ftJ a"JH. ( & .A : A. 1' . i.AOi.1 , SM ? JI 1 E.ffS B % Patent Attornejs.Waihias- ' * " * * B"HiM * * & > " * ton.D.C. Instructlon-i and Vl opinions on patentability feee. 20j-rs.experler.ee. 3a. . j True Economy : II ! true rconomy lo buy Ho < H' fiamp&rllfc. Of * " : "JC0 Do r One Dollar" l or Initial with wnl tro * * * * * " cf this jiopular medicine. If you wl h to prt > T # W , r bny bottlr > of Hood § Sr > ap rlll mid meMorn tw- tonienl * . Ton will Audit to hold joOtcMpoonftUiu Now re d the direction * , and you will find that tins" avenge ) doer for pcr on of different k * U-Iw * than a teaspootifiil. Thl le certainly conclrMre < rrS-- denro of the p'ciillar strength and. ecoaociy CC Hood' * Sam.ipnrllla. "I took Hood' * 8ar apirtll folo of pftelt * dyspepsia , and general InRituir. It did mo s > - > v e • mount of jroo l. and I ham no hesitancy Inrutcrn - Bfndlns It. " J. Wit.LrroKD , Qulncy , lit. Hood's SarsaparUla" fold by all drusclets. ihiltforll Prernro * onlip * by CI. HOOD &CO. . Apothrcarloi. I * .n elL Mau. 100 Dospq Ono DoHar CAUTIOM Bownro of l'rmid.ns my immo and tho prlcr * f • tamped on thti bottom iifallinyndrertlrcrisnte * * * * boforoIenvltiK tho factory , whit Ii protect tho Trr < w- eri acntnst liluh prhei and Inferior coxMle. 1ft- dealcr offerV. . Ij. Douclnti ahocsntn redncrxff priceor inya ho hn tlirm without my nnmiiMrrCax prlro etatnjx-U oil the bottoni. put lihu doH n ru a ( rua > ' " ' " ' izsZ"7' Tx. W-LDOUGLAS vD VJ CD 1 1 VC • c ; entivem lavs The only rnlf 83 SKAMI.KSS Shoe meotfcto aide. > 'OTA < 'K.Sor WAXTHKKAI ) V. jnwt the'iTi.oMV • • h nd sewelanl * .I.I.M T KIP W. I. . UOl tSI.AS fi-1 SUOK. the or'c nal .u * S only h.wd-mwrd wi-lt * I oc. KquaU cuuutuirniiitr shoes costing Ir m lis to * ! . xv. i. . mH't'i.AS : t.so i-or.rcic msok. K'llroxd Men un 1 l.elter Cirrl"-r all wear these. Smooth In-dde an : i Hand Sewed Shoe. No 'Inciter Whx Thread to urt t'uleet. . AI. . . 1 > UL' I-AS i $ .no SlIOK I mr-xer-'retf for lieav weir lient Olf hluii * for t • t r t-i \V. 1. . IOl > < ; i.AS8tt.5 WOICKINOMANT * SIIOI' * is the lux : In tlie world for roii.li wear , uan. pair ought to wc ir a man a year. \v. l. i > oi * < ; ias Ms snoi : rem kovsz * . thc lit-Hl " .cboid hIiop Iti the worl I. XV. I. . IOt , < ; i.AS Sl.7fi VOUTU'S .SVIxtxuT Slioo elves the rmall ISojs a chance to njurllur Left shoea n the world. All made In Conre's. . Uulton and Lace. If ft fo'd by your iWler. w rlta XV. IIJOTJtJIliA. . . • ' . no -l : toii. 3X ' \ - _ Be Great Liver and Stomacli imij For the euro of all disorders or tho Stomach. Ji ir Eo\t < U , Kidneys , Bladder , Nervous Dktasv-i.Xois esi * * Appetite , Headache , Constlpatioti , Cottlv cness , & . dlgcitlon. IHllousnesx , Fever , Intl.iminatluii of tit- ' Bowel * , Piles cud all derangemenUor tho Intsrua-a Viscera. Ptt - \esctable , contalnlni ; no nutrcurjt minerals , or deleterious druf * > * . PERFECT DIGESTION $ RUlr 'ESZSr ono of ltadwny's I'ill-i every morniutf , aMul tost , o cloclc , as a dinner pill. By m > dolmr D } pcn I.i. . Toul Sf ) naciBIIiousnes ! < ) , winy aticAUti a < . thi > f < xl that ii eaten contrlbtit"- 1 n mrwl ipc lirojiertle-j for the support of thmiuturalwo.it' . c [ tho boil } . 'TST'Obeeri.o the following symptoms r inltfay froni Dseisoof th I > Ue4lviOrK • nstCon..tipatU.exl I11nv.nl I'ile . FiiIIikss or thii liUvMl In tho II od , Acidity of the Stomaeh. Hau t-a. Hcartburu. VUmzt. of Food. Fullness or WeUfit in lb > i" * < ; lii.icu. Somz : Ernetatious , siukln * ; or KItittcrliu of tho Heart. Choking or hiirfwatine Seu'-atloni wl on In a lylrje- po ttiri. . Dimness of Vision , Dot * or Webs before tit * Slight. Fever and I.ill Pain in thsllraii. Deflciener nf Persptra'Ion. Vello-vcois of tiio Skin and Eye * . Pain in thu Side. Chest. Minus and Suddun Flitohea of Heat , UurnlnK In tho Flesh. A few doses or It All WAY'S PIMS will fr e the Si stem of all the above named disorders. Price 25 eti per box. Sold by all drusj-ists- . Send a letter stamp to I ) It. It A IVA V & : CVT. . . No. 3'i Warren street. New York. IffInforms , tlon worth thousands will Le sent to you. TO THE PUBLIC. 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A Kontiiiic * > * arrnntsiI Jtille lor > uori * .urr it Do- , iience. hiKhted for 10OtoS00yards. Oncina Ivco-tt. * ieatli.nnd ) onlr offered at nbme low pr. t l-ora m javlns beensoUlataIarxcFJeatafrrc.it. * * acritiee ; lus patent cut-off to r.iaeaznu- kin it a iurltr- ' loader ora.ri'pemcr. asdasired. Cartndse ; ) cantsaboi. I'ri tle Swab-Brush and nion . Zi eeris. H Hcannlsobeusedasas > liot Gun. ssis'iot farfviil-ics can be furnished fnrtliemmatirs It a ite pcntinir > hot ( * itn ! Price for shot cartridges Tic per box. Send P.O. order for mon M.ajd order z& B once , ltities forwarded to any part of the country. Price guaranteed onl7 for present lot. TodcalTat ordering a case of IC titles or mnre a liberal di countTTiII Tie m-ide. ( * ct this out as it will notappararaii. . I 1VIL.I.IA3I ItEAD 3Z&OSS , 107 Washincton > t. , Bo-ton. iEttaliUl .VCZ . SSl -t w - - 1 I I I II lis I H TO MAKE I nf atlBBH. ADELICiOUS BlSGUiT I BjjJBPM -A.SIC YOUR GROCER FOR 1 J-fB-Rl DWIQHT'S "COW BRAND" SOB.C I AND TAKE NO OTHER. I