The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, August 31, 1888, Image 7

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; Bpigf.WowIiik unit Hpittht . but two Dr. Snjjc' *
' Catnrrli Itrtiiudy and bacuml.
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jBp * ; It * iiniuiiinccd Hint Mrs. Lanjjlry will
\B&ji • ' ' - inurry Mr. Uublmrd. It U about titno.
MSglk A Jl7Ti U"VIi Tan 'I'mIIc !
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! mEL. Kvoi'ybody Iuih hoard of a "howrlnuRli , "
' V butwho linn ever neon nn cqulno giltetl with
HP' tno P"wt'r • ' Hpeccli ? Such nn nnlmtil
: * " wld , bo pronounced u niirnclo ; but ho
* ' m * ? would tlio lelrgriiphuudMie lolejilionoluivo
lirfe * ) eon , l ' " " , ( lr'l , ycaiHiiRO. Whyeven very
{ Hp recently u euro for contmmptinn would
\mm \ > ' have been looked upon us inirnculmiH , but
Mgg > > vpeoilu | iirohecinnlnfj loronliio that tho
iBfe ' dlHi'twu irt not ineurable. Dr. I'ierco'B
Hp Golden Medical Dwcovtry will euro it if
Bl | tnlcon in time. This " world-renowned
Bpf remedy will not malto now lunjjfl , but it will
R * * rnntoro diHHiiMcd ones to a healthy state
' " wlion all other mean * have failed. Thou-
Kg nantlrt enn gratefully testify to this. All
w&Z . drujfjmta.
1 | . # , An Atlantn , G. , bello weighfl 2i > 0 pounds.
M&r ' TUm In another cuho of solid south.
• * , . * An RluroK tho tiger on his toes ,
Hgjk Hummed in by hunters , spenrn and bows ,
| | | | „ And , ere ho bounds upon tho ring ,
Mr- Selects tho object of his spring. "
K. So disoiiHe , in myriad forms , fastens its
je&L ; fatten upon tho human race. Ladies who
1K- | " surfer from diHtiuFsiii } ! ailments ' pcculiar to
Hr their sex , nhould uso Dr. Pierco's Favorite
' . It is a positive cure for tho
most complicated and obstinate cases of
lcucorrhon , excessive Mowing , painful men
struation , unnatural suppressions , pro-
lapHiiH. or falling of tho womb , weak back ,
"femalo weakness , " antevcrsion , retrover
sion , bcariug-do\rn sensations , chronic con
gestion , iiillammation and ulceration of
the womb , inflammation , pain and tender
ness in ovaries , accompanied witli "inlcr-
nal heat. "
Solitudo is the audience chamber of God.
Lnndor.
Fimt IBoren and Atliluilca.
When prir.e fighters and fast horses wore
' . put iu contest years ago , they wero stuffod
with alcohol to give them vim. Since tho
injurious effects of stimulants bccimo
known , it has been almost any kind of a
diet for strength and endurance no two
alike. La to years , tho diet has been
mostly rice , mutton , potatoes , potato
yoast bread and Moxio Nerve Food. There
is scarcely an athlete , pedestrian , fast
horse or over-worked j erson in our large
cities now. that docs not uou the latter al
most continually.
Free whiskey trust" getting a drink put
on tho slate.
Our friend. R. L. May , who at fended
.Elliott's Business College , Burlington ,
Iowa , is now book-keeper for tho First
"National Bunk , Chanute , Kansas.
A ' 'grass widow" always knows now to
"mako hay" whether tho sunshines or not.
fir"ci'i' Attention ! ! !
D. M. Steele tfc Co. , the old reliable gro
cery house of Omaha , make a specialty of
carrying all goods in their lino of a
strictly first class qunlity , and pay par
ticular attention to their mail or
der trade , and guarantee satisfaction on
all business entrusted to them. They have
always iu stock a Full assortment of staple
and fancy groceries , cordage , twines ,
wooden and willow ware , grocers' and
hnrdwnro sundries , salt , oils. Ac. Are
packers and curers of salt iisli , jobbers
and direct importers of teas , rigars , tobac
cos , and smokers' articles. Have always
on hand a complete stock of standard
plug , fine cut , and smoking tobaccos.
& Their line of t as is unexcelled in the west ,
l and you will do well to write for prices and
| j * samles ] before purchasing elsewhere.
If Agents for Straiton & Storms , and other
< reliable manufacturers of cigars. They
fe nre now introducing the celebrated "La.
r Jispanola" cigar , the best > cent cicar ever
offered to the trade , and guarantee same ;
E" returnable at their expense if not sau&fac-
t. tory.
< % They sell no goods at retail , to ranch-
• ' • * men , or hotels.
f Be fit for more than the thing you are
L * now doing. James A. Garfield.
| Black Ince toilets are as popular as ever
I "The gods give no great good without
i/ labor , " is an old proverb and a true one ;
V ' the hardest labor is not that which is best
jf- , paid , however. To those in search of light ,
tjLy ' pleasant and proiitahle employment , we
| If say write to B. F. Johnson & Co. , Itich-
L ? mond , Va.
I * . .
) l. Sleeves are more frequently puffed above
ir than belotr the elbow.
! .
i& EXILES , Itching or Blei'din r , relieved and
'
'iP &Jpermanently cured hji Cole's CarSioH-
< 5 H kalve. ( Jet the Genuine. 25 and 50 cents
If ; at druggists or by mail. J. W. COLE & CO. ,
! Proprietors , Black Kivcr Falls , Wis.
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'T ' Goods that are dam-aged should be sold
p as damaged goods.
S _ Hull' lEnto txeiir I < > iiH.
Qju , The first of the series of Harvest excur-
\f\ sions via the Missouri Pacific railway and
0 ; ' , . Iron Mountain route to Arkansas and
* Texas , will leave September lltht and
W , 25th. October Ittli and 23d. Tickets will
v s , be sold at one Tare for the round trip
t with a limit of thirty days to return , and
| J- • ample stop-over privileges.
\ \ ' Some shade trees are popular and some
are knot.
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i , - From 1 E3 to 1JS5 ttont 22 years I 8u3ri
trith rttcs > ica of tha hip. I T7& * cured by ills
I XM ct St. Jicoit Oil. T. C. EODD.
I' ISYcurs. JIipleHiUMlch.M r5ilSSS.
\ \ Mr. JOHH .J. SMITH. ZztUj. IdlcUgaa , u
laicttd villi rkacaatlia 15 yeirj ; Mi case mi
i proaoucced IncnrxMe \ > j two pbyilelias , bet was
' csred iy Bt. Jacobs Oil &sd lias resalned si fwo
If ysais. S. McC AT.Y. Dragclst.
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| tottlo cJ St. Jacfrl-tCll. Mrs. J. H. VAMLZCAS.
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fj fe nedJohnL. Thompson. Aroid all others. Tliesea-
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A Middle-Aged Romance.
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Dobbins is not a romantic name ,
nor , indeed , was Mr. Dobbins at all a
romantic person ; indeed ho was the
very last man I should have thought
of as a blighted being. He was
rather rotound elderly person , with
a wide waistcoat and a choleric tem
per. Indeed , this choleric temper was
liis most prominentcharacteristic ; ho
was always quarreling with the
postman , and accusing him of tam-
pi-rinji" with his mail , and he was con-
vlnnily changing his butcher by rea
son of an unpleasant habit ho had of
returning cooked roasts which were
not k'utler , and demanded that his
money bo refunded. lie was also
constantly engaged in a fiery contro
versy with somebody or other and
threatening to have them overhauled
by the board of public works , or the
Legislatureand hu wrote many in
dignant letters to tho newspapers
signed "Citizen , " "Tax-payer , " or
"Veritas. " I confess that I used to
be awfully afraid of Mr. Dobbins ,
and when Charlie and I
were first engaged I would
walk squares out of my way to avoid
him , but fortunately he was very
busy just then proving to council that
somebody or other was an infamous
scoundrel , so he only called us a pair
of young fools , which was very mild
condemnation indeed for him. Some
how I always thought Mr. Dobbins
was an old bachelor . , even when he
was a little boy , until one day about
a year ago , my cousin Kate came
over in a great state of excitement.
"Well , Grace ltoyson , I have some
thing to tell you , ' ; she began as she
pounced into a rocking chair.
"lias Charlie been smoking those
horrid cigarettes ? " I asked.
"Charlie , indeed. " said Ivate , un
kindly ; "I'm not always thinking
about Charlie. No old Miss Susan
Thayer has been spending the day
with us "
"Oh ! " I groaned in sympathy.
"And she told us that Mr. Dobbins
and Aunt Grigson used to be en
gaged , " went onKate
"Well , I never , said I , without re
gard to grammar.
"Of course not , nor anybody else
but he must have been just as quar
relsome then as he is now , for it was
broken off three times once because
she wanted to be married in blue ,
and once because she assisted at a
church fair. "
"The idea , " I said. "Charlie and I
once didn't speak for ten days be
cause I would take the bag booth at
our church fair. "
"Yes , and the third time Miss Susan
wasn't sure , but she thought it was
because Aunt Grigson expressed a
preference for bakingpowder , instead
of soda , in biscuits. However , she
finally thxew him over and married
Uncle Grigson. And , 0 Grace I do
believe that is why he is always so
cross he has a broken heart. " .
"Oh ! poor Mr. Dobbins , " I cried ,
"I am sure now that he is more sor
rowful than cross. "
"Yes , indeed , and Miss Susan says
that he went on awfully and threat
ened to cut Mr. Grigson's throat.
By the way , Grace , have you heard
from aunt and uncle lately ? "
"Yes , I had a letter from aunt to
day. They are in Florida for his
health , and he will go sailing all the
time , and insists on collecting pet
chameleons and alligators until aunt
is afraid that he will be drowned and
she devoured alive. "
That night when Charlie came to
see me I told him all about his poor
Uncle Dobbins , but he wasn 't a bit
sympathetic , and it was a good thing
for him that they hadn 't been mar
ried.
ried."Oh
"Oh , you selfish boy , " I said.
"When it broke poor Mr. Dobbins'
heart , and how do we know what
poor Aunt Grigson suffered , too. "
"Bother his broken heart , " said
Charlie , unfeelingly.
"Oh , Charlie. "
"Well , you don't suppose that
Uncle Dobbins ever loved your Aunt
Grigson as I do you , " and then I
don't believe we talked about them
any more.
But I kept on thinking about it , it
was so romantic , and when I got a
telegram about ten days later , an
nouncing Uncle Grigson's death in
Florida , it did seem like the hand of
Providence. Kate and I consulted
about the best way oftelling Mr.
Dobbins that his old love was free.
Kate thought it would be best for
Charlie to breakthe news.
"Oh , I do hope he won't go right
off to Florida ; " I said , "for that
would not really be proper. "
But Charlie laughed.
'Best not tell uncle too soon after
dinner , " he said , "he might get apo
plexy. "
"We won't discuss the matter any
further , " I said with dignity. "I de
test a hard heart. "
Then he tried to explain that he
couldn't be sentimental over his
uncle's affairs when he had had two
fingers knocked out of place by a hot
ball.
"Served you righttoo , " Iretorted.
"Why , I thought you liked base
ball , Gracie. "
"So I do , in moderation , but if it is
going to force all your feelings into
your fingers , I snail hate it. "
So after all I had to tell Mr. Dob
bins the news. He came along next
day when I was on the front steps ,
• as I generally was about time for
Charlie to go to the office.
"Good morning , Mr. Dobbins , " I
said , hoping Charlie wouldn't come
along yet. "Fine day , isn't it ? "
"Too warm , too warm , there'll be
a thunder shower before long , and
Erobably several people killed , " and
e looked as if it was my fault.
. "Oh ! Mr. Dobbins , " said I , speak
ing very fast , for my heart beat so
that it choked me. "Talking of
deaths , Uncle Grigson died inFlorida
last week. "
"Huh , indeed , " said Mr. Dobbins ,
and hastened away to conceal his
emotions , and I'm sure ' that the rea
son he stayed so long at the fish wag
on at the corner was not that he
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cared for tho fish , but only that ho
was so excited ho had to do something
to hide his emotion.
Aunt Grigson went homo to Phila
delphia , and I spent the winter with
her. Sho seemed to like Charlie when
ho camo on to see me , and re
marked that he looked liko his uncle ,
which mado Charlie very angry ,
but it pleased me , for I
thought she must have a
soft place in her heart for Mr. Dob
bins , to think him anything like
Charlie. She refused to talk about
Mr. Dobbins , though I tried often to
lead up to tho subject , and tho only
other time sho spoke of him was
when I showed her that paper con
taining one of his "Taxpayer" let
ters. Sho read it , sighed a little , and
said , softty. "Poor Joshua , poor
Joshua ! " and just then the dinner
bell rang , or I'm sure I should have
hoard the whole story. When I got
back I told Kate that I thought we
ought to do something to reunite
the long-separated lovers , but sho
didn't seem to take any more interest
in the plan , which I thought very
mean , especially as Mr. Dobbins and
her papa had lately become such
friends that he spent every evening
at the house. I went to Charlie for
sympathy. "I suppose it'is because
Kate hasn't a lover , " I said. "She
don't know how dreadful it would be
to be separated. "
"I say , Gracie , " Charley said , "If
Uncle Josh and your aunt get mar
ried , what is to become of us ? "
"Perhaps they will ask us to live
with them , " I suggested , but Charlie
said he didn't want to live with Mr.
Dobbins , and I couldn't blame him
for that. "We can wait , " I said
soothingly , "we have only been en
gaged a year , and they have been
separated twenty. "
"Yes , wait , " said Charlie , spitefully ,
"and let that ugly , long-legged Hunt
ley fellow hang around all the time , "
and then we quarreled , and I gave
him back his ring and made up my
mind to ask Aunt Grigson to visit
me as soon as she began to lighten
her mourning. So I began to write
to her and tell her that her health
would suffer if she continued to wear
her heavy crape all summer. Aunt
Grigson is awfully afraid of dying , so
she soon promised to wear a "love"
veil and come for a month's visit.
This and Kate's queer behavior quite
excited me , so that I scarcely missed
Charlie's visit , until I heard that he
smoked cigaretts all day long , and
had taken his sister's visitor out driv
ing twice. Then I began to wish
Aunt Grigson and Uncle Dobbins at
the bottom of the Bed Sea but when
Charlie did come down from his high
horse I made him eat a great deal of
humble pie , and promise not to inter
fere in any way with my plans. Mr.
Dobbins had become rather spruce
lately ; he wore shoes at least
two sizes too small for him ,
sported a new cane , and
wore a flower in his button-hole.
"He don't want Aunt Grigson to
think that he is growing old , " I said
to Kate. The plot was now ripe , and
I began to hint in my letters to aunt
about an old friend of her ' s who
would be very glad to see her again ,
and also to send her copies of all the
papers containing Mr. Dobbins' com
plaints , marked with his initials. I
think she began to feel a little inter
ested , for she spoke of her lonely
home and half promised to take
Kate and me to the seashore in
August. ( What had Kate to do
within , I'd like to know ? ) "Near
enough to your home for any friends
to run over and see us , " she wrote.
At last tho day came of aunt's arriv
al , and just before train time came a
penitent note fro.m Charlie saj'ing
that he had quite forgotten to tell
his uncle of her intended coming ;
"but hoped it did not matter. "
Matter , indeed ! I was so mad that I
broke two hairpins buttoning ray
gloves. I waited for Kate to go
to the train with me , but no Kate
appeared. However , great was ray
joy to see Mr. Dobbins quarreling
with some laborers who were making
an excavation in the street : as he
camo away , swinging his cane very
fiercely , I ran down the steps. I was
no longer afraid of him. I knew now
his ill-humor was only a mask for his
secret sorrow , and that sorrow was
about to be lifted from his heart.
"Oh , Mr. Dobbins ! " 1 cried. "Who
do you think I am expecting to-day ?
My Aunt Grigson. I think you used
to know her. I hope you will come
to see her. " A moment's pause en
sued , during which I wondered how
much he would increase Charlie ' s sal
ary , and whether he would ask us to
live with them or give us a house of
our own. Then Mr. Dobbins turned
and glared at me. "Yes , younglady , I
did use to know her , and a precious
flirt she was. " Still jealous of poor
Uncle Grigson , I thought , what an
Othello , but I managed to falter : She
is probably a good deal changed now ,
Mr. Dobbins. "
"Changed , " he snorted , "I should
say so. I saw her a year or two ago
in New York , and avery fat and ugly
old woman sheliad grown to be. "
"Oh , Mr. Dobbins , how can you ? "
I asked , half crying. "Wiry , I thought
you expected to marry her. "
'And fortunately I didn't , ' he chuck
led , "for I'm to be her nephew now ,
your cousin Kate Boyson and I are
to be married next month. You may
tell Savilla Grigson so when she ar
rives. "
I walked on to the depot in such a
maze of rage and indignation that I
shouldn't have known Aunt Grigson
if she had arrived , but she didn't a
horrid little messenger boy came
thrusting a telegram into my hand :
it"was from Aunt Grigson and read :
"Can't come to-day. Was married
to the Bev. James T. Savage at 7
o'clock. Break tlie news to Joshua
Dobbins , " signed Savilla Savage. I
never will try to make amatch again.
Eliza Armstrong in Chicago Trib
une. •
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Pointers on Boston.
From the New York Tribune.
Says a Chicago man who has been
visiting Boston ; "A citizen of Boston
recently told me , with some attempt
at epigram , that tho-Hub is turned
by enlightened public opinion , held
in check by the tire of good sense. I
have no doubt that this is so gener
ally ; but it is often turned by cranks
who never appear to be tired. lH is
the outside public that is tired.
Tho Uepronr C dnrate.
An old { rrundfatlier hwl become qnito
feeble , niul his hand bIiooIc bo that ho
could hardly hold a diali. Frequently
they slipped from his trembling fingers
and were broken. Ono day the latter's
little boy came into tho room to find his
father at work on a block of wood , and
aflked him if ho was making another
pis's trough. Ho replied : 'Tin making
n trough for an old hog to eat out of.
Tho fact ifi , it is for your grandfather.
He him broken so manv dishes that I
must stop it , or we'll all go to the poor
house. Now , my bov , run away and
play. " But the boy hesitated and
slowly &aid : "Father , hadn't I better
stay and learn how to niake it , so that
when j'ou get old and break up tho
dishes I can make ono for 3-011 to eat out
of ? " Hartford Koligious Herald.
A MnbolIc. < l XMi > l.
The brutality with which newly mar
ried people are treated by their jesting
friends is constantly receiving fresh il
lustration. At n recent Boston wedding
a couple of sportive ushers discovered
flic train on which tho bridal pair were
to leave town and what baggage they
had. Driving swiftly to the station they
confided their plan to tho baggagemas-
ter andwith his connivance , they afiixed
to each handle of the trunks of the bride
and groom an enormous bow of white
satin ribbon. If tho groom did not
blasphene when ho saw the decorated
trunks deposited in the hall of the hotel
to which he went , lie iniiy.bo taken with
Job for patience. Boston Courier.
ZEitpitt I'omihI Trmihlt.
Tn April , 1881 , a gentleman in thiscitv
posted a letter to a friend in Springfield ,
inclosing $15 in bills. The letter was
not recoived and tho amount was after
ward paid in person. One day last week
the sender received back his letter with
the § 15. Thero were 011I3 * four post
marks on the envelope , and they told
this story : The letter was mailed in
Hartford April 5 , 1881 , and was recoived
in Springfield the same date. It was
marked , "lleturn to writer , " and re-
mailed to Springfield July lo , 1888 , and
was received in-Hartford the same date.
During the little interval of seven years ,
three mouths and eight days it has re
mained in peace in the Springfieldpost-
oilice. Hartford Courant.
< ii-niC't B > < > ii Chamber.
While General Fairchild was in 1.10
easr recently , ho paid a visit to Mount
r cfiiogorand entered the cottage where
Gr.uit died. He says that the structure
ii'iiiaius in exactly the condition in
liich it was when General Grant died.
Even the clock stands there , with the
hands resting on the figures where they
• nero slopped by Colonel Fred Grant as
soon as he was told that his father was
dead. An old candle , partly burned
down , is also to bo seen resting on a
stand beside the bed the last light that
General Grant blew out before he died.
The furniture stands around as it was
A\Iien Gonersil Grant was there every
thing the same. A special endeavor has
been msute to keep things undisturbed ,
and there they are to-day , just as the
eyes of the great general gazed upon
tiiem for the last time.
T/rfs B&k ' 'IIEk ° ° Cabins of
% jjv02 = ? \ Am erica have been birth-
dt.U.g jMQ places of some of the
Zjj g3 grandest men. Lincoln.
E t Br * ! Grant , Sheridan , first
$ Ftf : l stnv l"e light of dajr
ga.v.TT. V7 ! through the chinks of a
Log Cabin. Warner's Log Cabin Sarsa-
piirilia also originated in a Log Cabin
and stands pre-eminent among the blood
purifiers of to-day as Warner's "Tippe
canoe" does as a stomach tonic.
'iVmfarm Eie < m > s8iy.
Farm economy is not working four
teen hours a day and doing chores after
dark , plowing with an old , worn-out
plow , uhen the quality and quantity of
work can be nesirly doubled with a new ,
improved plow , neglecting a valuable
garden for the sake of saving a day and
a half's expense of labor , and buying an
inferior article because it is cheap , sa3's
a writer in The Husbandman. True
economy consists iu making a reasona
ble amount of work accomplished the
greatest results , which can only be done
by careful study and labor-saving imple
ments , birying no more no less than is
needed for the family comforts , and pro
curing the best alwa\s.
Whesj Etaz r BpS Tired.
Barbers often assert that razors get
tired of shaving , and that they perform
satisfactorily if permitted to rest for a
time. It will be found by microscopic
examination that the tired razors from
long stropping by the same hand and
in the same direction has the ultimate
fibers of its surface or edge all arranged
in one direction , like the edge of a
piece of cut velvet ; but after a month's
rest these fibers rearrange theinsclvcf
heterogeneousfy , crossing each other
and presenting a saw-like edge fas de
scribed above ) , each fiber supporting its
fellow , and hence cutting the beard in
stead of being forced down flat without
cutting , as when laid by.
SiiciM'WjiIIy Traii i > liiitiii ! an Eye.
It is said that the operation of trans
planting a clear piece of a mbbit's
cornea into the blind eye of a patient ,
performed ten days ago at the Presby
terian E3o and Ear Charity hospital , of
Baltimore , has proved a success. At the
end of a week the bandages were re
moved and the C3'e exposed to the light.
The piece of the rabbit's cornea was
completely united to the human e3re
and hail grown to the edge of the hole
made in the blind e3Te opposite the
pupil. The clear graft had become
cloudy in the process of uniting to the
human e3e. Already , however , it has
begun to clear up , and the man is be
ginning to enjo3 * the privilege of seeing.
This he has not done for three j'ears ,
when his ey es were destro3red b3' lime.
The operation of transplanting in the
left e3e was so satisfactory that hvo
din's since Dr. Chisolm made a similar
operation on the right e3e. Philadel
phia Times.
Welded by electricity seems to have come
to stay.
Photographs have been taken by the
light from a fireside.
Calmins the sea with oil is now regularly
and systematically done.
1
Vancouver Island coal is to be mined at
the rsite of 2,000 tons per day.
The greatest scholars are not the wisest
men. Rabelais.
When si new book comes out I read an
old one. Rogers.
Nothins is so uncertain as the minds of
the multitude. Livy.
Fish should be sold by the piece so
many pieces for a quarter.
Black hats and small black mantles are
worn with dresses of all colors.
An English spirit medium claims to have
paid a .visit to the Planet Mara.
The cotton crop of the 'southern states
is iu good condition.
When Baby iras sick , we gave her Castorla ,
When she was a Child , she cried for Castoria ,
When she became Hiss , sho clung to Castorit ,
YTitta. sba had Children , she save them Castori * ,
' *
* Vv
*
All Run Down
From the weakening cReels of wa-ra weather , by
hard work , or from a Iodr Illness , you need kuo1
toolc anil blood jiurlflrr. Hood's Sariaparllla clr et a
good appetite , strengthen * the wholo system , purifies
the blood , rrgulatcs the digestion.
"It afford * mo much pleasure to rrcommrnd Hood's
Sarsapsrllla. My Uralth two yc M niso was very
poor , lly friends thought I was going with consump
tion I commenced uslnz Hold's K.nrsap rllla , took :
Ave hottles of It , ami to-day I can d > as hard n dny's
work as I ever could. It saved mo from tbq gravo
and put me on my feet a sound , healthy man. " Will
It I ) . TuimiLY , HI East Main Street. WlggjniTllle.
Ohio.
Ohio.Hood's Sarsaparilla
Sold by all dnij lsts. il : fix for it Prepare ! only
by C. I. HOOD & Apothecaries , Lowell. Mali.
IOO Doses One Dollar
S Isa " )
I Eaa "Q fj
For the cure of all disorders of the Stomach. J.tver
Howelii , Kidneys , Illaddt-r. Nervoui Diseases. Lou
of Appetite , Headache , Constipation Costlvenca. ' ,
Indigestion , llllfoufnesr , Fever , luflauim.itIoii oJ
the Bowels , Plies and all derangement * of the Inter-
iiul Viscera. Purely rentable , containing no mer
cury , minerals , or deleterious drug * .
A FINE , SURE SIZDICIXH.
Rahwat a Co. Gentlemen : Your Pills have often
warded off s'eknes * In my family. I never think Ii
safe to lie without them ; they are a One , sure medi
cine. Most respectfully yours.
1IKNKT KENWOHTH ,
Chebanse , Iroquois County , HI.
What n rhyalclnn Says of Kadway's Tilli.
I am using your It. It. Relief and your Itegulstlng
1'llln , and iiare recommended them aliove II p Ha ,
and ? ell a great many cf them. I hare them on hand
alws , and use lhem In my practice and .n rnrown
fnmllr , and expect to In preference of Ml Pills.
Yours respectfully. DR. A. CUIUDLERROOK.
DoraWile. Ua.
DYSPEPSIA ;
I > It. BABWAY'S * J I t/UHS are a cure
for his complaint. They restore strength to tho
Momach and enable It to perform Its function * . The
symptoms of Dyspepsia disappear , and with them
tho Lability of the system to contract diseases.
Dyspepsia of Long Standing ; Cured.
Dr. RiDWT-1 have foryrars been troubled with
D srcpsIiandLiveriouiplalut nd found l > ut Hula
relief until 1 gut your > lll . and they made a perfect
cure. They ru the be t medicine I ever Had in my
life. Your friend forever.
WILLIAM KOONAX.
lllanchurd. Mich.
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DR. RADWAY & GO. , N. V ,
NEWSPAPER PUBLISHERS
The Western Newspaper Union.
Whenever needhvjr anything in way
of job stock , print paper , outtits or
printing material of any kind , ink , rol
lers or stereotyping , don't fail to get
our prices. You will save money by so
doing.
Our Kea Iy ftVints arc tlie Ke * a.
If you are contemplating starting a
new paper you should not fail to see us
before closing a deal.
If you are not receiving The Print
ers' Auxiliary , our monthly , send for
it. Free to everjr printer or publisher.
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WESTERN NEWSPAPER UNION ,
"TIFFIN" A
WELL BORING M >
MACHINE ! _ Mi ]
Known as tho bost In / Ha FJ / & ? n
usa for borinff tvells * 5 jity / PgnTTn
from 6 to 44 inches Jn TjL % < Ni-yk
diameter. f gsfej.\jBgrY \ %
Italao drills rock. < g ? V \ >
XBL • r
THIS IS THE GREAT / | V UJs
"OHIO ! " | fig
Tubular Well and Pros- jy \
pecting Machine , fampi ; Tllf ft IO' '
' -uu Ui-iv
for where
ous succeeding jit'
othera have failed ! cx. 'sS it
Self cleaning ! Drill 'A > 5&- { { >
drops CO to 90 times HA foi \ $ > * * ] K\
a minute ! f M IJJ-i A.
Catalogue FREE. MM _ J& &
LQDHIS & NYHAN 4 ® T
TIFFIfi , GK0. ! S
§ pg | | EI's Cream Balm
Prlce < * , * , , t8 ,
m pVfSm
[ SS&l WILL CTIRE
yi _ s J&m % % eq h # a Sii tsa 5
wl1iV.v.LI ! " o 1 w5& rr-KLY
BUYEES' GUIDE i
issued March and Sept. ,
OThp year. It i3 an ency
clopedia of useful infor
mation for all who pur-
chase the luxuries or the
* & & necensitics of life. "We
can clothe you and furnish you with
all the necessary and unnecessary
appliances to risle.walk , dance , sleep ,
eat , fish , hunt , work , go to church ,
or Btay at home , and in various sizes ,
styles and quantities. Just fiaure out
what is required to do all these things
COMFORTABLY , and you can make a. fair
estimate of the value of the BUYEES'
GUIDE , which will be sent upon
receipt of 10 cents to pay postage ,
MONTGOMERY WARD & CO.
Hl-114 Michigan Avenuo , Chicaco.IlL
jsSgEJS * * , n 1 presence and fallj'cii-
> * w/a ( JorbC Big G as tbe only
/t35Cirii In " 825 specific forthe certain cure
/SW1 TO 5 DXT3. > ? 9 of this disease.
KggBnsxintMd not loM G.H.INORAUAir.31. D- ,
gg | | eimaStrietare. D Amsterdam , K. Y.
i gfj urionijbTtis "We have sold Zig G fcr
UfsSfu..iu..i..irmany ! ! years , and it has
= ialHra civen the best of satis-
vSfwV Clnrl7ir.atljgy3 ! faction.
> 3K * Oaio. Jfiik D. B. DYCHE 4 CO. .
? 53rrdS' \S Chicago , 111.
T dt 2a2 IrnirklJ 81.00. Sold by Drufiists.
ISSJJKK IK
THE MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY
0C : KTEW , YOICK.
T'ic Larceat , Cheapest and llest in tliu WorliL
CASH ASSETS 8120,000,000.
SIMOi GOETZ. TTSI. F. ALLEN .
Special AgenV General Agent.
• ? feggg5 gi 55'6 ' " • * - - - • " - - - " -8-
_ ij 4 . & * 55fi Sent on trial. Freight
rg ga5JZS P y paid. FuUyWsrranted.
* S3fesdl 3 TON $35.
* > * -H-iC " * * " Other sizes proportion
ately low. Agents well paid. Illustrated Catalogu *
free. Mentioa this Paper
OSGOOD & THOMPSON , Binghaatoa , N. Y.
675 on in CORrt ° ° A MONTH can bi
" ) IOi" " IU jJtUui " ' made working for u * .
Agents perfcrred who can furnish a horse andglvr
their whole time to the hiulnes * . fcpare moriienu
mavhe proatably employed also. A few iacaucU
in towns and citiei. 15. F. JOHNSON fc Co. . ViX )
Main Street . KIchmond. Va.
STUD ! OS
7 s ? ?
s r fr C <
* * -2 loss o m. ,
' ' * 9Pfrfflp3 * Xtficoiil , Xeb.
Finest Cabinet f MootIis $3 per Eoz ,
CAMPAIGN UKiFGR&S , S I&ffifS
3 large Illustrated Catalogue FREE'
G. F. FOSTER. EO.N & CO. . Manufacturery , .
13 Madison Street. Chicago. Illinois.
ffeSlor&rfaffSS ISHfcieDRESS STAYS.
' all .
i iifAmtlkJWBHPI'nil to otneri.
thaml Story of F atherbone free. Address
• 7 ATlUBBOa : , " S Oak. , Mlchlcan.
W m I EhI I J Patent Attorneys.rTashinx -
ra a faB * % *
f ton.D.C. Instructions und
3 opinions oa patentability noes. 20 yrs. experience.
- - -
linf A ZJm atkoatt and nuke more noney wtrklajforps than
Uayialanrthln ; Ii tn tbe-world. Either ter Coitfou : t
JU llnu4l&DK. Addreis , Tnct h CO AccujU , J iiae.
LEADING S BUSINESS S HOUSES I
OP Olfc LiLJaLiL- I
WHERE TO TRADE WHEN VISITING THE I
Nebraska JPaijr ,
II. Kouxtzk , I'ret. F. II. Davis , Caihlcr.
PIKST NATION % I. HANK.
SoutInvest Cor 13th anil Farnum StrotJ. .
C. W. IUmILtox , Trcs't. M. T. IUr.i.o\rCa b'r.
IINITIID STATES NAT'I , ICA NIC.
KoiiIhwoHt Cor , lgthnml Fiirnam Street * .
< ' 0.1I.11iit4'IAI. : NATIONAL IMMi.
Capital and Surplus , - S327,000.C0.
A. I" . IlopkliiK Piesidrnt. Win (3 Maul. VPr - .
Alfnil Millardfu..hlir. F. 11. llryAntA * t. ta < h.
Omnlin , t i IffofaT'owIctt.
*
"VY.VT. .Marsh , I'rcs't. J.AV. KoDErrR. Ciililvr
UNION NATIONAL. BANK.
3I.i-.onlc HulMlnjr , Capitol Ate. and 16th .Street.
Omaha. : z Ne h ra s k a.
U. C. 1'A'n'l.ll.SO.N. PnVt. FKANK It.MUNAKD.Cnsh.
0.11. SWING I.KV , Asst. Cashier.
TIECIXANH'S ) AND TICADKKS' IIANIC
CAI'ITAl. - - t \ < W. < < X.
glKS. Ifith St. - Oiualiu. Neh.
Hiccatam xitoT ii-its , iianici-mn.
OPPOSITE POSTOFFICE , - OMAHA. NF.1J.
See im for Negotiating Honda nnil Mortgngu
LonnH.
THIS NKIIKANKA NAT'I. HANK.
CAPITAL AND SUUPLUS. - SIJO.tW.00 ,
II.W. Yates , President. Lowis S. ileed.Vire-I'i es't.
A.E.Touzuliu , ' 'd VIee-rren't. W. II. llutfhes , Ca h.
Tho Iron Ila , correr Farnam and 12th Sts. K tUunbIt
Tm < t Company In Imminent.
J. L. MILKS , " A. KOSKWATEK , I ) . L. THOMAS.
President. Vice-President. Canliier.
NICIIKASKA - : - > A VINOS - : - HANK.
Omaha , - - Nebraska.
Chamber of Commerce Bldg.lCth and Farnam Sts.
Fua.nk Jlum-iir , Pres't. Be.v. H.Wook , Outlier.
Capital and Surplus , 5600,000.
THIS HIE It ( HANTS NATIONAL HANK
OMAHA. - - NEBRASKA ,
W.A.PAXTO.V. l'res't. AVii.G.MAUL.VIce-Prci't.
I NION TirUST COMPANY" .
Iobt. L. Carilchs , Scc'y. Alfred Millard , Treas.
MAX 31EYKit tCOJfiMAT. .
JOnilKUS OF
Cigar * , , Tnlmccos , Fireworks , Campaign
( Jnciiis.
Corner ICth and Farnam 1-ts , - Omaha , Neb.
"TECE OO CJ233Sra ? STORE.
ii. iiAii > y & co.
Joblii-isand retailers of f.uicy Cood , toys dolls , a-
mhiihouse luriibhm ioods , children'd cirriaKts.otc.
1209 Farnam Street. , Omaha.
riAYAlllt Ji SVUSKIDKlt
Wholesale Notions and Gcnls' Furnishing
Goods.
HO' HARNEY STREET. - OMAHA , NEB.
OMAHA ItUllltlilt CO.
Manillaturcra and Dealers In si kinds of
RUBBER GOODS. OIL CLOTH AND LEATHER
BELTING.
I00S Fm-iiitm Street.
CVMMIXn .t XKIT.SOX.
JOBBERS OF
( .lass , Pcints , Oils , Tarnishes , Tirushcs.
HIS Fariiiim Street , Olltaliu.
uuoitMAX mice co.
1110 Farnam Stiieet.
Surgical Inslrumenls , Physicians Supplies ,
Mathematical Instruments.
I'AINTS , OILS AND GLASS.
MII.TOX IKKIKits . .C.SOA.V. .
Stoves , Ranges , Furnaces , Mantels , Grates ,
Tiles , and House Furnishing Goods.
1321 and. 1323 FumuiiiM.
1'KAllODY ,
Agent for Knox and Stetson's Fine Hats.
l'lSilFariiitni St. , lloyilV Opiya ISIoelc.
STUAXO VI.AUK STKA3I JIK.iTlXC CO.
Steam and Hot Water , Healing and Ventilating
Apparatus and Supplies.
MIOl.AXlt KIAZClltlV CO.
1213 Harney St. , Oiiialia , Neb.
ELECTRICAL GOODS AND SUPPLIES.
Send for Catalogue.
/ * . JiOXKIt XCO. .
Agent for Hali's Safe A : Lock Co. 's
Fire and liurclar Proof * 'af < s , Tmif Loe ! > s , Vault-and
Jail work. 1018Farnam Stuct , uim.iIu , Nod.
SIEGE O 1
S. I' . MUltSK , C COMl'ASY , II
WHOLKHAl K AM > IIETAII. 91
Dry Goods , Cloaks , Suits and Carpels. . IS
1313,1315and 1317 Farnam Btrrct , Omalia. j 1
t/O.VIf.v " oK OMUIA , j 8
Will Pll during Fair wcelc Men' * Fine Blue Chin- U
chilli Overcoat , natln lined tiitoiifliimt. at tho { q
.Murvollniu I'rlco ot 811 fit ) Kaoli. j
iao Farnam Sticct vm , I !
'
. /OZ/.V S. CAVIA'IKT.D. ;
Wholesale Uooksellcr and Stationciv j \
1301 Fartinm .St. , Omnlin , Nob. |
CllAlilACS Sill I'lilllVIC , a.
Furniture , Carpes ! , Draporles , Upholstery. 1
VAC , t'Jie. r. 'io Farnam bt. , - Omaha. | ;
I'KYCKK ItltOS. CO. , I
FRUIT - AND - PRODUCE - COMMISSION. |
MANUFACTUIMNtJ t ONFECT10XKUS. 1
C m 11 tit unit Howard St * . . Ouialm. Nob. S
KKI.UKY , ST HI Kit , ? CO. , 1
I
WHOLESALE ASI BETA IL
Ury GooiU , Notlonsaiicl .Meti'rt rurnlshliiRH I
Cloaks , Shawl * . Uocta and Shot * . 1
Hi.l l Uodge St. , corner 15th , - Omaha. NcU I
' 1
VISIT HOSI'JC'S
1513 Douglas Street , - Oniahu. Neb- . * >
A. , T. SIMl'SOX , \
Carriage Manufacturer. Good Second-HanaT ;
Buggies and Phaelons lor Sale.
llOJnnd UU Dodge Street. - Oinahu , Neb.
XKlltCASICA J'UKI. CO.
Wholesale and Retail Hard and Solt Coal.
21-1 Soutli 1-itli Streot.
JUMKltAUOlI TAYt.OIt ,
Builders' Hardware , Mechanics' Toolsr.
- / iol SufTnlo Sonloo.
\Vq Dougliia Street. - Omaha , Nebraska.
"
MAX MKYKlt AIt ltd. .
Manufacturing Jewelers , Dealers in Pianos
and Organs.
Comer ICth and Farnam Sf . . - Oniahu. Neb
DKWIZY ASIOXV. .
HI5 and 1117 Farnam Street.
JiKVlOtt IIII.mil.MY CO. ,
• WHOLESALE - . - HARDWARE.
Corner Tenth and Harney StrcetH. Oiualm.
CllUliCUlI.il l'UMl' CO.
Pumps , Pipe , Sleam and Water Supplies-
BUCKETE PCMPS.
X mid 020 1Pt\i7-\i\m. Streot.
Aiiijlo-Amrriciin M rl jttjr , V Trust Co. ,
Succes'ors to IuriiuniTiilly itCo.
I'AK.U - LOANS - A - SITClAT/TV
Ili'l'al > l Local Auents wanliil with uhom we wilt
mako favoiKl.lt-arranKements. UllnolOih. r > th tie < .t ,
Uin.ili.i. Xeh.
.IAM1CS MOHTOX ASOX ,
Carpenters' Tools , Builders' Ward ware.
r
Asents for A 'ood i : Co * Ice Tools.
CREIOIITON IJLOCK. NEAR POSTOI'I'ICE-
courAXr soiriitiis ,
wiioli > ale . :
Dealers and Shippers in Hard and Soft Coal.
23ent VnriotioH.
2I3SouthI3th Stnit. - - Onialiu , \ < i > K
J'AXTOX , < i A I.I.AC 11 Kit , t CO \ J
WHOLESALE GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS. \
NoTOT , , T09 , Til S. Ter. 'i Strt. .
OMAHA. : : NK18KA SKA
If. S. IllXlt'A / . % / . . ! .W > flilf CO.
Halladay Wind Kills , Steam a Water Supplies. . \
PluniMliKlxhMis . ilflt'liK , Hoe. . *
91Cand'Ji'l .lonoS . . - - Oroalm. Xeb "
CEO. r. ROSS. Manager.
"JIt. . ttliUMMOXO ACO. . ,
MANUFACTURERS OF FINE CARRIAGES.
1313 AM ) i.T.7 HARNKV STRK1.T.
. / > ; / • / • • II' . ItKUVOltlt ,
CAL , COKE , LIME AND STOHE.
Office Jl. ; h.ii. h ; * ! St. . O n.ih • Ydr.iMh .in.i
bateupur' --tr'-i t .
Pryaai I Sfraftosi Gbfeago Bysiness Oellige !
W1 SHORT-HAND INSTITUTE and ENGLISH TRAINIJC SCHOOL. I theKTAMHii :
pjM INSTITUTION and the UJVFIG-33ST IISTKil V/OTlliDl fail in'o-n a
EsS * ' tion. Catalogue , termsetc. , scat I'llLS. Address It. It. 1SUANT A. bit : , . Proprietor * , CUici'zo , I1L
ii si\ I | i W la WatsrwoBlGoal ;
pish br 9 W la 1W 1 la 11 Erer M.
(3 ( Kote pirnlm nnlesii Dnn'tivanevenrrnonernnafrUTnorm'berrnRt. ThuFI-I BRAVI > MJrlt ! I3
& 33taap il witli tho atoTo j absolute'Vir waml it'teook.and w ii ici-p y i Ci ! • t • I i ' > -t Monil
fj TnAHKifARg. lAk.lortIie " 1-1 > H K.'ANr' ' gurgggand tak < ; noonn r. 1 \ u. • : > , < > . - - frdoi-l .
irt hiv the'TKH emsp" s-nd ford'rrintverataIoi. 'U'to A .1 TOl'KK , ' . p1- " - \ - ' -i V • < m M -.J
" " " "
(0,000 ( AQESTS VttHTED io supply FIFTY HiLLIOSS p6opie wiH ;
THE Wlfl } off I C5jt2ciu : > ii is-ol
BEN. HARRlSQiM ! ben hur.
Gen. Lew Wallace. th emi'-cn : Author St3'e ian. D plo-na' and Life ' > t > c ' -l--d o. ' Of" Harrl s
wrltlnE''he only authorized IJ osraphy "to man living niort- conpeteit * E * ' * • V ) • • or lud Mil-
liiinJ ? nai e reai ilc" I'urand want Jtcn Harrinon by same mi rr belnj m -n.rlv liriiui
S.5.00. Greatest .Money .Alnkiuj ; oooi jet. Outlits .Tl.cts. Address III IiAiU Ui:0Sh aa- .
Walnut streets , Kansas City. Mo.
C 332. a32L -iSuH3.sii3.s-2i SO to Septe22i 'bcx * S'F-
Tliis is the jjranuest oxliil iton over shotvn w st of New Yurk. limn-yht here at
an expense of over Forty Thoii ; aini Dollars. The citizens of > i-bra-ka , who visit
the state fair at Lincoln , should not fail to run np to Omaha evenings to uitne.-s
the grandest of all displays ever presented on this continent. Special trains nn
between Linooln and Omaha every evening during Fair week.
TO MAKE
Y STl A DELICIOUS BISCUIT
ffTjf | | | _ ASK YOUR GROCER FOR
JqtfPU DWiaHFS "COW BRAND5' sosa.
AND TAKE NO OTHER.
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adg < * aWflHi > i .yit > Mlw ta A sure 15THK1
vT. iT. U. , Omaha , 42S 3J.
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? 1 E3 K 5 f T3"SSJ TTTT'g : 3EST.
Sjflf 6\J VStatiocBrstcc 'hem.StaadardQuaJit-
iAH , to I w W all yies. Sampltj dot lo ceau by xaaii.
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