! w"IJI ' - - - * Hr 'la s ; ' ? * "v'w f-'f r II if 1 . f ll l II n i i- l i i r I I. K Sir. Ki.jS Thirty 'riiotiotttit. Ilullur * . Vttsaaam * ? . ) ( MfU * . Mar * . V S NHHth itit rvat litw hoen .shown in V- vsniH5 way * in Sir. 3L A. Kultey'a for- t wi * iiiYfMUiieiita in U e monthly • hoaWi.tj * tf Ui # Loniwiina State lottery tlM titbHS Uquu ilcemud of miflkiunt M lmURitiuUtr ht to find outwhat Sir. W kejfltjy tltiuka about it. Learntus ; that JB Mr. KuMwr hail reciveil tho $ ' $0,000 $ E tfcwm ; h the Minora ' Kuviiipi hunk , a Gaeottc rojkortor intorviewed him yes- tir4ay lie said he ( limply bought oue- mfc + fifth of twkut No. W > , : H5 , which drew Kp > the lin.t cai.ital prize of $ ir 0,000 , for k whioh hu paid S2 , ju t aa he would have K | , r t up a iuar iu upon a hit of btook M . fron Gouhl & Co. ' * Wall htreet list , and mfc ke "was fcurprised to learn that there K- wore men in town who knew of tho B value of the ticket a week before ho was mp - advised , Thore wai , therefore , no pos- B | * Me chimee of collusion through any M % • tare with the Louihiana company , | T | iiwlumtiag that the lottery aH a K'luie of I'l ' akmucu was conducted honestly. Ah Mr. | r KiiKoyihOHtt of the hteady young biibi- 11 ansa iHttu of the ton u ho uudendnudH the jl | vakio of tuuHey , and has the intelligence f k t hm > it profitably , there is no qucHtiou T tWt th * $30,000 so Middeuly dropped fK ii * > Ihm ( Htme will bo of benefit to him- Hf mU jhmI Ute piiidic. That Mr. Kelley I r kins ih JH t reciutive interest of the pub- Is I Mew MMltfat d iu the fact that hu has i [ lMt llttMou'a borough tax receiver for Lj. t1 * * mueeetmitH terms and has done the p / w rk to tittt entire suhsfrictiou of the * ) fcaweeml d i ( < urtineuta of the borough gov- ? * * n i * t to which he had to make an ac- V ? otMuttifiig. If © has been engaged in tho | B J5 c ? ry bHMiiebH for the pabt few years , % f • * * lBe btr et , and has driven a succeMi- uL itd trade. As Mr. Kelley informs the WM reparfar tkat with a needed proportion M of Hut 530,000 he means to push the in- jm tttrae-in of a much needed household ap- f , I i KwHt , ami will establish agencies all overtfce United States. And in this way ke tbiuks the Louisiana Lottery oMBpuMV hill l > e able to do a great deal f ai recial > le niisstonary work. What emma thr iwople would do with SJ50.000 was detiuloil iu the Gazette a few dn\'H ag # . 3Ir. Jvelley's determination to put it to business has merit and may prove I profitable. 1 TWe Htfmiaa tiy has appeared in tho wlteat ' i & kia tU Kew Zealand. ' • "Nudity. " the new epera , is pronounced Tke dakHM. can b grown Ironi seed now [ a d btawiue ttt Jirit jear. If \\Wtie CMitu , the author , is in poor 1 iMattk. Is tfre ( itirwan retchuta < there are 338 • M k n * M d Hi ) non-ttuioien < . * • • - • -K J THE STARRY FIRMAMENT f * I * * OH HIGH , " * * | * Sang Addison. But hadn't you , | * r a * ew Jear5 at lcastt rather i ' T"look at the firmament from the"f l tiiMlen > kIe. | YOU CAW DO IT f "Wj : observing the laws of health"K I aad resorting to that cheat the J grave medicine , ! 5f "Warners Safe Cure < c { Yt are out of sorts ; a splendid : - fettii g aa/1 appetite one day , > * wbHe the next day life is a bur-u , " dea. If you drift on iu this wa- 1 j * are liable to become ; insane. 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It * mi HB - - ' ' - . .f I. - "a II" HI IIJimiLI1 lOlilW" " ' ' ' ' ' " - ' ' SMEOBVA SHAKE. Tho Doadly WJassasauRa Acts as tho Exocutlonor of a Mid night Burglar. Youth * * Compiiiilun. "Undo" Bellinger , as ho wus com monly known in the neighborhood , was telling me of the tmissnsauga or marsh rattlesnake ruportort to abound in tho vicinity. Glad of a chance to rest himself by talking , he had dropped tlfe head of his axe among tho brushwood he had been chopping , and wiped his face with tho t-Ieevo of his red shirt. "They're little , but pizen , " ho said. "There ain't fo many on 'em now. Forty years ayo when I kim to Michi gan they wuz that plenty tho mowers in the dry medders had to wind their legs with hay ropes. The 'saugas' teeth 'ud git stuck in the ropes , and there they'd dangle. A man 'ud git loaded down with snakes by tho | middle of the mornin' , an' have a time gittin' 'em off. " "Did the mowers uso to carry a bottle in those days ? " I asked. "Wall , we ginerally had some snake medicine along , " said Undo Bellinger , iu a tone of allectionate remem brance. ' Whiskey , they say , is a uood thing for snake bites , but a bet tor thing is to live where black ash trees are and then you won't cetbit. " "Do you believe. Uncle Bellinger that it's true that rattlesnakes won't go near an ash tree ? " "B'lieve it ! I know it. Show me a man that ever saw a 'sauga in a black n h swamp. Boys an' women'll go huckleberryin' bar' foot there and never think of snakes. You better believe me they put on their boots when they go berryin' in some places. Why do ye see asli trees planted in every farmer's yard round these 'ere marshes ? Can ye answer me that ? It's ter keep rattlesnakes from coming round. Mor'n onet I've caught one of the critters layin' coiled up and made a circle roun' him halt of ash leaves and half of hvin' fire ; he'd go through the fire ruther than the ash leaves ev'ry time. I tell ye ash leaves is pizen to a 'sauga. " Uncle Bellinger had enunciated , con cerning an antipathy ascribed to the genus crotalus , a popular belief most strongly endorsed y those who live in regions where they would naturally have the best opportunities of obser vation in the matter. I was spending a few weeks of the parly summer in this rural region of Michigan , and had a mind to study among other things a little of the habits of the rattlesnake in connection with other matters of natural history to which I was attend ing.I . I bade Uncle Bellinger good-day and went across the fields to the large house at which , with several other visitors , I was staying. As I passed the side door my landlady , Mrs. Powers , had just bargained with a bare-footed country lad , who stood on the steps , for a basket of berries , which he proceeded to empty into a dish brought from the kitchen. As he did so he threw aside green leaves that covered them. Mrs. Powers remonstrated with him for littering the yard , and he stooped to pick them up. But in this purpose he was met by a most emphatic protest from Miss Ethel Dempsey , two years old , who having been attracted unnoticed to the ' spot by the sight of the berries , had fallen to gathering the leaves , and already was holding them in her chubby hands and arms. At a movement of the boy to take them she pat up a ted lip in token of an impending squal , which caused him to desist , and turning indignantly away she toddled with her treasures around the house corner to the front yard. As I stood a moment by the steps , talking to Mrs. Powers we became aware of a sibilation from some un known quarter , a whistling rattle constantly crowing louder and faster until it filled the air , and it was not easy to ascertain whence it came. The landlady , who had lived long in the country , at once stopped talking , and looking anxiously about to locate the 30und ; then she went quickly but cautiously , watching the ground as she walked towards the front of the house. I followed her. As she turned , the corner where she could command a full view of the front , she stopped short with a gasp ing scream , and stood staring before her with a countenance of horror. I stepped to her side , and saw a sight that appalled me. On the Hat stone doorstep , sitting edgewise in the attitude in which she had climbed upon it , was Ethel gazing in wonder and pleasure , as at a toy , on a dark coil mass lying before her on the step. From the centre of the mass the vibrating tail sent forth its dreadful whizzing rattle , while lying over its own Hattened coils rested the supple neck , the heavy head of the inassasauga , every cruel line deepened and intensified , the beady eyes gleam ing with anger , as with fixed attention it watched the child whose innocent face was not the lenght of its body away. As if fascinated she was slowly leaning forward toward the snake whose rattle quickened as she drew near. For a moment I stood motion less , feawng to approach lest it preci pitate the stroke , or to speak lest she start and all be lost. But I could not stay still ; I must hazard an in the effort , at least to rescue her. I took a step forward , fearing I should be too late. She was leaning on one hand , which rested on the step , while with the oth er she held tightly against her breast the green leave she had shortly before picked up. She laughed , and reaching out her hand half-way to the snake , dropped the leaves before it. At her movement the snake's neck reared , but instead of the stroke which seemed in evitable , the head was drawn back as if in fear and aversion. From the window above Mrs. Dcmpsov , ignorant of what was going on. called "Ethel ! " The child rejted both hands on the step , and upturned her face towards her mother's window. _ Her arms and dimpled , chin were within a foot of the massasauga , which might easily have struck her. But the moment she ceased to regard it the serpent , as if only waiting the chance to go un observed , turned its head , writhed in an instant out of coil , and glided over the edge of the step as I caught up the child and set her safe indoors. She set up a plaintive cry. "I don' want's come in , muzzer. I want to catch ze pooty sing zat wattles. " MManBaaMHiimataaMMMMBi Ethel was uafe was it through the strange chance of tho interposed black ash leaves which had protected her ? Tho thing next in order for me was to capturo the snake , which , now that tho present danger was over * I wanted to Becuro alive if possible. With tho holp of a fellow boarder I traced out tho reptile , guided by tho sound of its rattle , pinned down its head with a forked stick , and after much patient , cautious labor got it uninjured into a box , which , having nailed and boarded securdy , I took with mo to my city lodgings on my return to them the noxt week. By dint of careful handling the mns- easauga , in timo and withinjuty to no one , was comfortably installed in my lodgings. Its homo was a flat , strongly-made wooden box , with a thick glass top , which , to secure tho best sunlight , I brought into my sleep- ing apartment and set on a stand by the window. I did not intend to keep permanently so dangerous an inmate , but eventually to kill it with chlorform and stuff and mount the skin. Tho time was near at hand when these snakes change their skinand I wished * it to be invested in the brighter colors of its new integument before carrying my plan into effect. The reptile was of uncommon size for its Bpecies.beiug two feet in length , with a thick and seemingly clumsy body , which under excitement became wonderfully flexible and nct"7e. . Its color on tho back and sides was a dull brown , mottled with largedark snots like blotches , and its belly was a dirty white. It , in the main , rested contentedly enough in its box , which ivas large enough within for it to lie at full length in any direction , but would oc casionally , when all was quiet , glide swiftly around its prisonand endeav or to thrust its head between thoglass and wooden sides in an effort to es cape. It usually moved sluggishly.and most of that time it rested motionless in a coil , or sinuously flat , or , some- times.at full length in its box. Its susceptibility to irritation ap peared to be in proportion to the heat of the weather , and in the hotterdays of the summer the head would rear from the coil , and the curved fangs spring sharply into sight at the approach of a person to its box. As I had but few visitors , and seldom disturbed my captive myself , beyond what was requisite in the study of its habitthe massassauga led a quiet , inert life enough , and though it seem ed to a casual observer to pass most of its time in sleep ; its eyes never closed , but gleamed ever watchful with the glint like that of a dull black gem. When the sultry , depressing weather of dog days came , near the last of July , I noticed that its skin was be coming dry and rough , and seemed tc give uneasiness to the reptile , whose sluggishness and irritability at the same time became more mai'ked. This condition of the skin increased until it was stiff and lifeless , and enclosed the body like a tight garment ready to burst from the expansion within. A film came over the eyes until the snake was evidently blind. Its tem per was now at its worst , and the snake would rear and strike in the direction of any sound in its vicinity. At this time it presented its most hor rid aspect , as with crackling skin and clouded eyes it would at any unusual noise lift its head , open its wide jaws , showing the swollen poison gland above and behind the deadly down- curving fangs , and reach forth blindly in the endeavor to follow the sound to find an object to strike. I had placed some stones in the box and after a while I observed the rep tile when undisturbed had begun to spend much of its time gliding slowly back and forth between them , rub bing against them and against the side of the box. Presently I saw that the old skin had burst at the neck and the sna'ke in a new skin , fresh and bright in coor ! , was working out of the old one. It emerged by degrees , like a grub from a crysalis , and in a few hours was at liberty and its eyes resumed their clearness. The reptile , appar ently greatly relieved , was lying beside its discarded cuticle , which preserved much of the shape of its former wear er , and at a hasty glance might be taken for another snake. The massasaiUja was destinpd to participate in a new adventure more tragic than had attended that of Ethel. As I have said , its box was in my sleeping room. One September evening I had gone to bed and fallen asleep as usual. On the day previous I had drawn from the bank a consid erable sum of money which was then "in my room. I was awakened a little aiter midnight by some one stirring in the apartment , the door of which I had locked on retiring. I opened my eyes , but lay motion- less in order to verify my impressions without indicating that I was awake , for I thought I detected the mufled footfalls of two persons ; then some one cautiously crossed the room and leaned over my bed. I was surprised , and knowing it to be of no use to stir , lay still with closed eyes , feigning sleep , as tho flash of a dark lantern was thrown full on my face. I remained perfectly quiet and breathed easily and natur ally. The man , after a long look , was evidently satisfied of the genuine ness of my slumber. He still stayed by me , but spoke in a whisper in thieves' slang to his companion. "He's kipping fast enough. Take the darkey and go ahead , and I'll pipe him. " As he spoke , 1 felt him lap a heavy bar convenient to his hand on the counterpane. I could hear the other moving about softly lifting and searching my clothes , opening drawers , and by the light of a dark lantern examining every part of the room. Presently he turned and came bock to the other. "I've looked the room over and got the trinkets but can't find the leather with the dust in. I'll try if there's anything under the pillow. If ho nio\-es , stop him. " I felt a hand stealing under my pillow , moving about stealthily , and my package of bank notes was presently found and withdrawn. I could hear my gold repeater ticking from a bag the burglar held in one hand as he bent forward over me. • 'I've got the stuff , " he whispered , "I'll just take another look around the room. There's a box hero that looks like a jewel case. " He moved across the room and came near the box which held the snake. Through my half closed eyes I saw him cast down the light from his lantern on the"glass. . j "I can't make it out , Bill. There seems to be something in the case. I can see the sparks insidejbut I can't find any lock. Had I best take the chances to bust her open ? " j The man beside me took up the J - . i heavy bar he had laid on the edge of tho bed , and I felt him poise it over my head. "Go ahead , " ho said. "If he wakes I'll put him to sleep. " I could hear tho man lny the bag on tho floor , and then followed the quick cutting sound of a diamond pnssing over tho glass. Then came two or three quick taps and tho fall of a piece of glass into the box. Tho rat tle of the massasauga was rustling dangerously within , and the sound quickened as the man put his hand and arm in the aperture he had made and felt about the interior of tho box. Then something moved quickly within , and the man started back with a wild cry of pain and alarm , and pulled out. liis arm with such force as to throw down tho box. He drew forth with it the massasauga fastened to his hand , which ho wrung in pain and terror. The snake drop ped writhing on tho floor , coiled , and kept up his rattle , which had not stopped. At tho man's exclaimation , thaono at my bedside demanded angrily , "What's the matter , you fool , yelling out like that ? Do you want to raise the house on us ? " "Jim , I'm a dead man. I'm snake- bit. Look out for rattlesnakes. The floor is covered with them. " The snake was getting in his work with his rattle in good shape , and made the room resound. The man beside the bed got nervous. The oth er , with a moan or two of pain , and groped his way out of the room , and his retreating stept could be heard on the stairway. Tho man at my side muttered a curse. "He can't be such a fool as to have left the swag. Anyway , I'm not go ing to hunt for it in a room that's a den of rattlesnakes. " The rattle reverberating sounded as though the room was full of snakes. The burglar could stand it no longer , but stepping high and long as he crossed tho room , precipitately fol lowed his comrade down the stairs shutting all doors as he went after him , as is the custom of burglars. As the noise of their departure died away the snake quieted , and I heard him no more that night. In the morning I found the snake still coiled up on the floor , and be side it lay the bag dropped by the burglar , and which held intact all the plunder of the household. On ac count of the service he had done I changed my plan for the destruction of the massasauga , and having ex tracted his poison gland , gave it to a public museum , which desired to add a live rattlesnake to its collect ion. When I last visited the museum , a year or so after the event , the snake lay in apparent content in a den among a silent coterie of its fel lows. It was wholly undemonstra tive and did not so much as give me a rattle of recognition. The bur glars were never heard of again by me , and whether the wounded man lived or died remains unknown. Cave $200,000 For a Class of Beer. London Tid-Bits. This may seem a 1 arge sum for a a small article , but it was virtually paid by a man of great resources , who had an ingeneous expedient for saving the horse flesh of the world. About ten years ago a veterinary sur geon , who was with the army in Bombay , found that the excessive heat of that country caused the tops of the horses' neck3 to sweat freely , and thereby produce sores under the leather collars. All the expedients that he could suggest were of no avail to remedy this state of things. One- fourth of the horses used ior draught purposes were laid up by what i > called "sore neck. " This "vet" in his younger days had studied chemistry , and he found that sulphate of zinc wa& the best and almost the only cure for horses' "sore necks , " but the difficulty in applying this preparation lay in the fact that the horse had to rest during the time of its applica tion , otherwise the collar would rub it off , and there was no chance of the horses' recovery. A thought struck him that to make a zinc pad and fit it uuder the collar would , at any rate prove an aemfior- ative , aud may be cure. The man , though ingenious in his ways , was much given to drink , and was looked upou by officers of the army as a "ne'er-do-wee" with bright ideas. While this idea was simmering in his mind , and before he had pub it into an actual test , he happened to be in a drinking bar. His finances were at this time at the lowest ebb , for his future pay was mortgaged for all it was worth , and the publican refused to trust him with any more drinks. An American "drummer" happened to be rep resell ting a largo leather house , and knew a good deal of the of the difficulty with which the Amer ican farmers of the southwest had to contend. The two men got into con versation , and , as a natural result , the veterinary surgeon spoke of the idea that was uppermost in his mind , and said that ho thought that he knew of a remedy tor * that most troublesome of complaints of which all horses in hot countries suffered. The American was perfectly convinced that he was talking to a man of good ideas , though bad principles , and asked what he would take for the idea. "I am awfully hard up and can get no more drink on trust , so I will give you the idea for a glass of beer. " "JJone ! " said the other. The American at once saw that there was probably millions in this , and he conceived the notion that the matter oozing from sores on horses' necks would corrode the pad and pro duce sulphate of zinc thus the dis ease would provide its own remedy. He also saw that zinc , being a non conductor of heat , would keep the parts cool. The more he thought of it the more he liked it , and although his business should have kept him in Bombay some months longer , he in a few days took the first steamer to Liverpool and then to 3oston. Ar riving at Boston , he threw up his ap pointment with the house and start ed the manufacturing of zinc pads , after obtaining a patent for the idea , and is now worth § 200,000. These zinc pads are used in every country on earth and are the greatest blessing the farmer enjoys. - * Frank'T. Ellsworth , for many years a respected grocer , who [ ailed two years ago , jumped from the second story of his resi dence at Madison , Wis. , and fled to the lake shore , attired in his night-clothins ; . Since then he has not been seen , and sui cide is feared. He was temporarily insane owing to bueinese rsvemes. He was about 45 years old , and has a wife and two chil dren. ( J are cured bu JWstk \ & } J according io BJ | Directions with , each.Bottle . ; QMPT rPERFECTli- QP GGISTS AND DEALERS EVErpjlER | TheChaS'A-VogelerCq'BaltO'Md ' - ' ' * Cluunitncne Cup ami IttrtU. Champagne enp is tho fashionable cup after the theatre , and , like Cowper's famous lino to tea , "it cheers but not inebriates. " It is made iu a tall glass pitcher of the tankard shape. The in gredients are a quart of champagne , a bottle of English soda , slices of lemon , pineapple , a few strawberries and the rinds of cucumbers , which aro cut tho full length of the cucumbers. This gives a delightful flavor and looks at tractive through the pitch or. It must , of course , be real cut glass. And on top oh , that is the crowning glory a boquet of mint , through which tho liquid percolates as it is poured into each glass , carryingwith it the delicious taste. Tho whole concoction is fit for the gods. It is the beau ideal of a beverage. Everybody eats birds at Del- monico's , at night that is , everybody who amounts to anything and cham pagne cup goes so well with the birds. You stay on and on studj'ing the crowd , every kind and phase of humanity ex cept the girl and her young man who stroll out for an ice cream after an even- . ing of courting. Ices are eaten there , of course , but they do not form the piece de resistance of an evening's outfit. Chicago Tribune. Hi . Newly ISlcli and tlio Illblc. By one of those unexpected turns of fortune which occur in Albany as often as anywhere , a man who but half a dozen years ago was a hod carrier , had become comparatively wealthy. This change of financial circumstances has had the usual effect upon the ex-hod carrier's wife , who enjoys decorating her adipose form with what she supposes to be the latest btjdes. She has. also , not withstanding , an utter disability to read , affected a fine literary taste , which she ostentatiously announces whenever pos sible. Calling upon a lady whom she had been hying to make herself ac quainted with , she picked ' up a book from the table , and innocent of any knowledge that it was a copy of tho Bible , asked tho loan of it for a little time , as "she had not the book in her library. " The lady readily consented. After keeping it about a fortnight her visitor returned the volume with pro fuse thanks. "How did you like it ? " was asked. "Very well , .indeed ; but I knew how it would turn out before I was half through. They got married after all. " Albany Journal. Varlou * ITjrlj' Pet * . Ugliness or repelling habits are gen erally no bar to a lady's feeling when her pet animal is concerned. Some have been known to share their bed with an iguana , which is the most repulsive looking reptile in Brazil. It is well known that Bj-ron , among the pets who accompanied 'him in his travels , pos sessed a bear ; and Edmund Kean kept a South American lion as his constant companion. More ordinary pets might be quoted , such asyoungwolves , jackals , leaopards , and snakes. Even frogs , lizards , and hedgehogs have been petted by men men of repute. "Wblsey be stowed his affection on a familiar old carp , Cowper on hares , and Sir John Lubbock wooded the favor of a Syrian wasp. Loudon Standard. Xo Peron * Golns to iTIoinitalu and Seuslde * The Mbxie people have made you a TJjc bottle of its Syrup , that with ice water will make you seventy-five half tumblers of rich , luscious , beverage nerve food , that will give you a big appetite , strong , vigo rous nerve strength of double endurance , without stimulation , reaction or harm , acting as a food , not like alcohol. Con tains no drugd. Has recovered many cases of helpless puralysis from nervous exhaustion. The 17. S. Courts have con firmed thene facts from a bitter examina tion into its merits. A barbar's bell punch chair , just out , registers the number of shaves. "Ah me" ! sighed Potts , "I'm tired of living , The world is hollow , ambition's vain. " "C mie now" ! said his chum , "I know the S3'mptoins ; It's all your liver that's very plain. You need not suffer , for help is easy ; Pierce' * Pellets go right to the place. 'A friend to the bilious , ' I well might call them There's nothing better ; they'll suit your case. " Pott's ceased his sighing and bought the "Pellets. " No more he mourneth his hapless lot ! His face is cheerful , his heart is lightsome , His melancholy is quite forgot ! Tissue paper puts a beautiful polish on tinware. Popular Education. We sympathize with the feeling which of ten leads citizens to boast that no child born in this country need grow up in igno rance , and yet it is a fact that many peo ple who have learned to read and write have never taught themselves to think. A man who suffered from catarrh , consump tion , tronchitis , scrofula , or "liver com plaint , " might read , till his eyes dropped out , how these and many other diseases hare been cured by Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery , but if he did not take the 'eason to himself and test the virtue * of this great medicine , his time would be thrown away. A tiny herring barrel is a new confection ery holder. Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy c ires when every other so-called remedy fails. Swine fever is raging in the south of lie- land. CnnKtmiplioil Surely Cured. To the Editor : Please inform you renders that I have n positive remedy for the above named disease. By its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have been permanently cured. I shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy fkee to aur of your readers who have consumption if they will send ma their Express and P. 0. address. Respectfully , T. A. SLOCUM. M. C. 181 Pearl St. . New York. In a hail storm in India recently 150 per sons were killed by the hail. Botanic Blood Balm. B. B. B. Is the only Blood Purifier that makes positive and permanent cure of all Blood Diseases. For females , troubled with painful menstruation , ovarian tumors , uterine ulcers , and chronic trouble ? , its action ia speedy and effectual. One $1.00 bottle will convince anyone. 6 bottles $5.00. All Drujj- sists. Blood Balm Co. , Atlanta. Ga. San Francisco is building a crematory. "When Baby was sick , we gave her Castoria , "When she was a Child , she cried for Castoria , „ When she became Miss , she clung to Castoria , When she had Children , she gaTe them Castoria , > tiik ( me.it jubilee. Zii Honor of tlio .Sotlloiiiont oftlm NwriliwcMt Territory. .No event of tho nineteenth century has attracted more attention than thu coming celebration of tho ono hun dredth anniversary of tho Northwest territory , which opens its doors in Cin cinnati on tho Fourth of Julv and con tinues ono hundred days , or until Octo ber 27 , 1888. Extcnsivo preparations hnvo been made for it iu the erection of mammoth buildings iu the heart of tho city ; tho million feet of space for exhibiting pur poses have been allotcd ; tho general government will contribute a haudsomo display ; the best art collection ever seen in America has been secured ; there will be tho most oluborato electrical dis play ever witnessed in this country , and , in short , no show of tho magni tude of tho Centennial Exposition has ever been witnessed in this country. Mrs. Cloveland is a great frioml of ani mals. SCRATCHES. J. H. .SlmrTcr , Madison , Wis. , says : "I cured a horse of the worst case of > cratclic.s that I ever saw with Veterinary CurbollNnlvc. Of all the remedies lover saw this is the "bosa. " 25c and 2. * . , at lin l ts. Dr. Paxton. of the First Presbyterian church , New York , gets $15,000 a year. Our young friend Asa Adams who just graduated ut Elliott's Business College , Burlington , Ta. , has secured a fine posi tion in Burlington. There are 50,000 Chineso in Australia. The national campaign is now fully in augurated. For The Nervous The Debilitated The Aged. * Medical and scientific ( skill has at last folved th problem of the Ioiik needed medietas for tlio nor. voub , debilitated , and the aared. by combining- best nervo tonic * . Celery and Coca , with other effec. tive remedies , which , acting grently but elHricntly on tho kidneys , liver and bowels , remove ditu-a e. restore strength aud renow vitality. This medicine la \Pa\ms \ ( elery ( om bound 'It nils a piece heretofore nnocenpied , and marks a new era in the treatment of nervous trouble ) . Overwork , anxiety , disease , lay tho foundation of ncrvouR probtration and weakness , and exi < erif > no ban Bhown that the usual remedies do not mend the strain and imralysis of the nervous Byntem. Recommended by professional and bmnets men. Bond for rircnlars. Price SI.00. Sold by druggists. WELLS , RICHARDSON &CO. , Proprietors BUKLIKGTQy.VT. $85 SOLIB GOLD WATCH FREE ! Tkil splendid , lolld ( old. hcntlnr-c * ' * * lUh , l > orr iclit for J • ii ; st th > t | ie It U tb t > tt barjriln In Amvltt ; until latt/ t ea * ! aotbapurchurd furl.n than $10U. W h.v ! klh U- Clri'unJ ganti' • irtt with worki and nnl of qiul Til . ON'E I'JIKMOIV ! n. elilo ! iijc u i.sur. on. of Hum clti-tnt vritdiol abiolutely FREE. Thf f vratthti niajr b * C pfpJ donnot onlolid ] jolt.butal • tasdini ; amon j ti xnoit parftct. comet and reliable time keepers In the world. Too. ttk howls this wonderful offer passible ? V. ' eanswer we waut one person in each totality to keep in their homes , and show to those who call , a complete line of our valuable and very useful HOCIIHOLU SiUTLrs ; these sausplcs. aa well as the watch , we send AISOLCTILT TT.lt , and after yea bare kept them ia Tour home for 2 months , ami shonn them to those who may haTe called , theybecoraa entirely your own property ; It Is pos sible to make this great offer , sendlnj the solid Gold Watch and large lino of valuable aauples Faze , for the reason that the showing of tks samples inar.y locality , always results In a large trade for us ; after our samples hare been in a locality for a month or two , we usually get from | 1JC0 to 83XKIn trade from the sarroundlngcountry. 1 hose whowrlto to us at once will receive a , g-eat benefit for scarcely any work and tronhle. Thl * . the roost remarkable and liberal onsrercf known. Is made in order that our valuable lousrho4 ! Sainplea may be placed at once where they can be seen , all over Aroerl. ea ; readeritwillbehardly any trouble foryeu toshowthemto those who may rail at your home , and your reward will be moat satisfactory. A postal cardoa which to write us , costs but X cent , and if after yon know all , you do not care to go further , why no barm la done , fiut if you do aendyour addr.is at once.yoa can sreure.rRkK , JLV KLKOANT 8e&v fiOUD Got n , ritr.XTi. 'so-Cisz Watch and our large , complete lUeof valu. able IIocvkrold 8AMM.it * . W ray alt express &slght , etc. Address , STIXkOIC & CO. , Box III I'ertlwd , Value. | ? toS8 perdav Samnlr , * worth S1.50 FItEE.LIne $ rnot under thehoriie < feej. Wrtta BreMSter Ssf Safety Reiu Hold erCo. , Holly. Mien. Pni n 1 worth * 000 per lb. Fetifs Eye salve U UUL.l > worth tl.lXObut. issold at Sea box by dealeri & icf By return mail. Full Dcmcription FftF&i 63 fa .Hoody'a \ > w Tailor Xyateu or Dress Bfljg&a CutUng. HOODY CO. . Cincinnati. 0. BATTLE OF "When In Clilcnuo do QETTYSBURQqyea r " " Rftf . Liveathonaeandnikemoremanfyworkln f.jruvthJn Ucntflat anythin clse m thw.rH Hith-r s-x f'.rttl * outfit VUtK. TenuillELL. .AiMrcs. 1VXK U Co. , Augu.l. . ll-iuie. Wniin OKAIXIXG. EaMly learned. Xt-tr Cheap muuw prut-css. Receipt with full fiiairucJonH rn' for tl.OU by cr.-s it Co. , 'Jit 17th Htreet , Denver. Culo. P i "XTP'P'n Treated and cured without tne Knire. I ft ftil UK Boot on treatment ent frre. AdJrcsi fillUL/lV.F.L.rO > 'D.lI.D. . Aurora , KaneCoIil. W. N. U.7 Omaha , 421 27. We Point with Pride. j To the " " Hood'a 8ar v "oood uanie at home. won by rarllia. In Lowell. Ma . , where It I * prepar * * , . there ) • mote of llood' Hnr apt Ilia 10M than < > f * & * M other mrtllclnea. Wxolo nolghborhooda aro t kt l' M It .l the nie time , and It ! m glron llm b l " * • • * * * I Iifxcthm ilnce IU Introduction ten yeara ago. Thl > S could not be If the mcllclno did not po'fru merit. m m If you mftrr from Impuru Mood or debility , W M Hood'a Haraap.irllla and ) ou w.ll realize Itapecnllax/ 1 curative power. 9 I 9 "I hadiatt r.cim on my left it rm three yean , Hf III fcrlns irrr 'bly. itoofc Hood't Bar ar " ! la' | an(1 iii % * I 1 ( alt rheum has entirely d • appeared. * * H. M.M'LiaV. 9 71 French St. . Lowell , Mm. 3 9 Hood's Sarsaparilla 1 1 Botd by all drnjBlsta. lit elx font 1'repareJ oaljr I 1 by a 1. HOOD & CO , Apothecaries. Lowell. M - 1 ft 100 Dosos One Dollar | 1 Quicker Than Any Known IJerucdj. 1 f It wai thf Or t oxd la the only | ' | u remedy that II i Instantly atop * the most exrnicijtlnc p Jns. allayc- J ] InflamruatlOB and.cnreii CouitCMlun * . whether t > t th II i.unRS. Stomach. Ilowrls. or other ic and * or orsana. 1 - XoinatierlipwYlo-entorpucruplatlnsthrpalrtttie- V Itheuinatc. Ucdrlddrn. Infirm. Crippled. Nrrvonv > rieuralzicorproatrated with dlaeai-a may an tier RADWAY'S ' READY RELIEF will afford Intluat cane. ' bowel complaints ; Thirty to alxty dropa in half a tuiublir of water will in a few mlnntra cure Cramp * . ini tn . Sour Storaacb. Nauaea Vointtlnir. I'alpllatlon of the Heart. Kalntneat. Hrarlburn. S clc Headache. Diar rhea , Djientrry , Colic , Wind Iu the Ilowcla. and all. Internal palna. There la not a remedial nccnt In the world that will cure Fever and Ariic. and all other MaUrloua. Illlfous and other fevrta. n'Ued by K.vlway"s l' | | | arr quick aa Kadway'a Iteady Itellef. Klfly cents per Bottle. Bold by drusglata. dr. raowaYITco. , n. y. Fropriotora of Railway's Sureuparilliim HesoN- cnt and Dr. Hailvray'g rills. CONSERVATORY NEWENGLAND 0FMUSIC Boston , Mass. THE LARGEST and It rat Stqnlppod te tbo World IU ) Instructors.SWi students Urtyear , 'thor ough Inatructloa la Tixtl and InHruwunlat Jlusic , I\mn wl OryaM Tuning. Fine in ; Oralory. iMran > r , Prtnck. a -nan and Jltllmn X t r 4) . A'nelit * ilrancA.s. Cjk > bw. In ; Me. Tuition , S3 to J25 : board and room with Meant. Heat and Electric JJc"t. f 3 00 to * ? > Pr ck. VmiX Term fccclna 8epC 13. I M. Tot HUietrated Calendar , ctvik/c full Information , address . TOBBJEE , lluvcur. friakliu Square , iSOCIOB , MASS. _ . _ _ _ e .i nf/n . TIic Flint Xntlonrtl Untile ot kS * < \ \ ! > / / * . V431Hold , ea-hler lis the Slier P . \V Qnun lloiu-r. Jno. K. hranlon U "C "v'J--r H. < . * . It , or r 'umntrm ami Q -ICAti manyotlirrI'roinlneTt nicu 2 T ? ie 0v--JL _ 3 etidonh' this irnudy eery - i. V J vkV " liliriily. Itnaa been iin-parn ! /JTW/IYvvX / " ' " ' prtscribed with won. wa-l'T'tLllltv& af > < li-rful Mii-iea < hy Itrr. l FAhe K > ? ! 2-i. \ .Is Koenljr < > r Ft.U'ayni- l..foi * ' H4l ftrt Si 1 V ' " ' - tl.an ten yearn. A vat . V HVElrlOf iial.Ii > Imnk on iier oti ill * easei Hill liu instiled fn w to any address T. EDERLEIX , DrtiBKlst. SO W. Madison , at. . Chicago. . ats sV'ataw A * prencrlb * and fnlly n- mWt jH done Ble ( as th t only AmWTCane la 9R specific forthocertalncuro AWWTO 6 DATS.ia of this dlfttaxr. JBPJaaran * * " t W G.H.lN.nAKAjr.M. D. . jPgf e t j3trtattrt. Amsterdam , N. Y. R | Vret only kytta Wo have sold Big G for ff I i.n. . i.r. many yearn , and It ha * JBb analnnati.aMgM faction. DII DYCHE 4 CO. . • a LW.0U f * * lt ci > ani Pw arklSl > 00. Sold by Druct ' lata. The oldest medicine In the world Is probably naaa G Dr. Ioaac Thompson's U EI.EBRATED KYJE WATEli This article Is a carefully prepared r"liY lelan'M pre scription , ana has been iu conittanttiae nearly a century. OAUTIO.N' . The only ceuuine Thompson * * Eye- "Water haa upon the white wrapper of e ch bottle an. engraYed portrait of the tnrentor. On. Isaac THOMrs-o * . with n/ac-timlltot his signature ; al-o a note of baud iene < l John L. Thompson. Arold all others. The gen uine Eye Water can be obtained from all Drugxiats. . JOHN L.TH0HPS0N.S0NS&CO.TROY , N.Y- ISSVItKHf THE MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY- op nrBTvx'oaetuc. . T'ie Largest , Cheapest and lieit In the Worl.L CAS3 * A MKX 8120OOO.OOOv SIMOX OOETZ. TTif. F. ALLEN' . Special Agent. General Aent - orvr Pi.T = s : a , sv eiis. " < .1I U "OSGOOD E &Z . tent on trial. Fiei ht 2k 2S7I13" * FobvW arr-mted. m 3 TON $35. > l m 1 1 ii is " " Otner sires proportion- ately low. A&ents well paid. Illustrated Catalogue free. Mention this Pap- . OSGOOD ft THQHPSOH , Eingiianton , 17. T. rtifilj 8 p''te'"ttorn < - . . fi 'M a r ' " > s.Waih.nK- \Y \ * * * ton. i - Instructions arid v opinlonson patentabilityfkel. 20 } r .e\xpcrIor.ie. IBsisJariiMaTaiaaTTsailr allai iai paJrstianra'laisia assss alTH * T y * a- * : ' * ia Tini iW To Housekeepers anil . J Sf Sf i5 $ S carbonate of noda. One Farmers. It is impor- / 9 5S. teaspoon fulof the "Arm tant that the Soda you /j & ) la SmA t fe K * Hammer" brand of nscshouldbe White and Soda uusetl with tionr Pure all similar yV < 6v © ' " " v rvv mil four same aa * equal's tea- BubsLtnccs used forJ'Sfr&blifi' ffgi\ > 3jj5)EEFpoonfulc ) of the best food. To insure ob- / * * drr Sffittdk3Jn } v r < siSffilSating Powder , taring taining only the "Arm & Imr 5 bA twenty t linen its cost. / T f / ! IA Hammer" brand SodaliiT. . TtY J r > & > \ \ " 2KXbesides being much bay it in "pound or fjfnrl&Eh1 / < - \ VrSril healthier , because rt ha'f pound" cartoons , | ffK3l ( / v'jfifsAX ilr ll oca n < > t contain any vrhich bear our name IbV SciI / \3Ja > f\i\ \ /l > acnMf injurious substancie , and trade-mark , as inIwSSjIV l IT ? * - i'i aJS6I : / such as alum , terra alba , ferior goods are someW flQrJyv Vv Kj&jErf&r Sjf/ etc. , of which many Bak- timeasubstitutedfortho MSasffiaisavV V _ 2"- * Jdm Smrl * D ° * > owlcr8 are made. "Arm & Hammer" brand Y ? 38k v " - afPry T/ Dairymen and Fanners when bought in bulk. YtspsT iS ! Ek fBhoulduseonlythe"AnQ Parties using Baking V f m J * TS * f . tat lPr & Hammer" braDd for Powder should remeni- C /sjsTsI am vH rrjhy cleaning and keeping ber that its sole rising SjEjiP ( Hi S J ' Milk Pans Sweet and property consists of bi- S O ® ! • /sbs Clean Cincinnati * j july GRAND JUBILEE celebrating the Settlement of the Northwestern Territory UNSURPASSED DISPLAY. EXCUR8BOSM RATES FROfft ALL POINTS. ea a aeaw. .sssss saw eM. i Jiuuiaajwii i . Merajajai i . . , , jiwa&rmmmmwmwmTmmmmmmmmmmmwmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmm . . , 1.1. . ea ss ss.s mmmmmm - i mmammmwmmmmmmmwmmm aeas e + TO MAKE Nbtf.oHT's/i a DELICIOUS BISCUIT JSjE I ASPC YOUR GROCER FOR jiliy DWIGHFS "COW BBAND" SODA , AND TAKE NO OTHER. a * i "m . k f * f