The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, June 09, 1888, Image 7

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A Slippery Plac * for Casloslat * .
Iloretofore the average geologist liae
'wen a man who drinks jjp timo like a
• iver and liastoneth not , out now there
ire some indications of a reform
n respect to this lavish 'uso of
time. Prof. Pretwick , in the second
volume of his geology just issued from
the Oxford university press , says that
tho calculations on which the Glacial
epoch was put back 240,000 3'ears are
-cry defective , as they are based on tho
uto at which the puny glaciers of tho
ilpa J move. But , basing his calculation
on tho rate at which the Greenland
glaciers move , he thinks that the time
occupied by the great American iceslido j
need not havo been more than from 15 , -
J00 to 25,000 years. And , by means of
similar ' observations and calculations , he I
'hints tho time for the formation of the
valleys , which followed , to 8,000 or 10 , -
W0 vents. 1 'ence the beginning of the
31acial period may not have been more
1 ' J.000 years ago instead of 240,000 ,
ud i no close of the period not more
than 10,000 years. This makes an imI I
inenso shrinkage in the antiquity which
some of tho geolists have claimed for i
he human race. The defect in all these
calculations is that it is not known how
fast tho ice moved in glacial times. It
is a slippery place for the geologists.
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A Tooth Worth a million Itupnea.
A charming road of seventy-four
miles carries the traveler to Kaudy , the
ancient Singaleso capital of tho country.
This is a picturesque place , with some
beautiful views , a residence of the govtj
crnor and a Buddhist temple , where , in
a wouderfnl rich shrine , one of Gautl
tama's teeth is kept. This is one of the
treasures of tho "Light of Asia , " for
uhich , it is said , tho king of Siam of-
fared 1,000,000 not long since , but in
' - ain. The priests having it in their
are are said to l.e among the most in-
* Uigent and learned of tho Eastern
craft , and possess much Buddhistic lore
of great antiquity and value. One of
the attendants informed mo with much
pride that Edwin Arnold worshiped at
the shrine when last in Ceylon. I canal
not say that Edwin is a Bddhist , but his
writings : show him quite as deeply imtl
! 'I ued with reverence for Gantama as for
lini we of the "West call tho Lord. One
cannot . talk with tho intelligent people
at { this temple without being impressed
with tho fact that their creed rests with
them upon enlightened faith and not
upon 1 blind suj > erstition. The priests ,
too , wear an expression of calm dignity ,
utterly at varience with bigotry and
fanaticism.
Irrigation.
Nothing is more certain than that ultifr
niately the waters of the Bocky mounw
tains will be utilized t6 the extent of
their capacity in irrigating and enricha
Isnt tho arid country tributary to them.
It is a work of great magnitude and of
national importance. If the late move-
inent in this direction is allowed to
droop and _ die for the want of sustained
pressure , it will be revived and carried
to a success in a future of greater enterSj
prise and energy , when the east and
south shall be better able to compretl
hend the extent and resources of the
llfs When a system of irrigation is
devised that shall be comprehensive
enough to embrace all rights in the
streams , its control and direction will of
necessity absorb or blot out existing
claims to property of this nature. There
will be no more squabbles with individp
uals or corporations as to the price of
water or the right to use it. This
change will be wrought in the public
interest and by a proper indemnification
of parties now holding claims on the use
of water , which claims rest on a tempo-
rary and precarious basis an outgrowth
of pioneer days and primitive times pe-
culiar to the settlement of new coun1
tries. Bock } ' Mountain News.
Anotlior UiuIUcovered Germ.
The reports which came , not many
months ago , from Mexico and Brazil ,
stating that the yellow fever germ had
been discovered' cultivated and that
inoculation with it prevented the dis-
ease , have been investigated for the
United : States government by Dr.
George M. Sternberg , a physician and
biologist of great experience. He has
become convinced that the yellow fever
microbe nas not yet been found , and
that the inoculations made have realty .
increased the effects of tho disease in-
stead of lessening them. His researchwi
es have been made under somewhat unpi
fovorable conditions , however , and furto
ther experiments will be made.
An Impractlcuble Project.
An engineering writer illustrates by a
rough calculation the of
expense re- -
moving snow from streets by melting
with artificial heat. Steam at212de-
grees is the most effective agent for ap- *
plying the heat , and ono pound of this
would convert into ice cold water a lit- *
tie over eight pounds of snow. OrdiP
narily this pound of steam would be prom
duced by about one-seventh of a pound
fuel , and at least thirty-five pounds
coal would be required for melting
one ton of snow. Allowing 1G0 cubic
feet of snow to the ton , 233 pounds of
coal would have to be burned to melt a
draft twent3'-five feet long by ten feet
wide and four feet in average depth. e
When to this is added the waste of steam , _
the difficulty of bringing the steam to j
the snow , and the fact that the water
produced is liable to freeze at once into
sUppery mass if the weather be cold , y
must be admitted that artificial meltot
ing is not a very promising means of m
dealing with snow drifts. w
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$ f,200 FOR AN ECC.
st Was an EgK of tho Croat Auk ,
Whloh has Comoto boa Very
Raro Dird.
Tho highest price over paid for ftn
eg z , so far as known , since the world
began , was that received at an aucm
tion sale of the effects oi a Mrs. Wise
lield in London tho other day. A sin-
pie j I eug was there offered , and , after an
exciting struggle between a number
of ornithologists , it was struck off at
$1,200. ] It was an ea ? of tho great
r.u' . * , a bird new supposed to be ex >
tinct , but quite plentiful within the
memory of the older whalers who fre"
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qiunted tho north Atlantic in their
b'jyhood dnyj. It is five years since
ai egg of this bird changed hands , and
then , it was sold by the British ColW
lege , of Surgeons for $700 , while in
1S00 Lord Garvagh at an auction
ste ) ! in London paid $300 for a single
eii . Previous to that the prices oby
taincd for this sort of egns dwindled
down by easy gradations to 4s. 6d. ,
at _ which price one was sold in 1830
in Paris , although the bird itself was
then , to be found about the islands o *
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the ] North Atlantic.
There is a mounted skin of the auk
jn the American Museum of Natural
History , in this city that waspurchas-
? ' .l ' in London in 18G9 for $625. It
is one of eighty skins known to be in
existence in the world. There are also
ten complete skeletons , besides nu
merous parts of skeletons and several
mummies.
The form of the auk is familiar to
al who have read illustrated accounts
of early voyaces to Greenland. It was
the : penguin of the north Atlantic. It
had \ a squatty , goose-shaped body ,
and was from 28 to 30 inches long on
the . average. It had wings , however ,
that were only between five and six
inches long , and it was therefore in-
capable of flight. It is pictured in the
old sea stories as sitting up solemn
and dignified in ranks , along the sand
and on the bleakest and most barren
coasts : as the sailors approached the
land ] in boats. It was not ea3ily
frightened by tho approach of man ,
who was apparently its sole enemy.
When disturbed it waddled away
about | as fast as a man could walk ,
taking very short steps but taking
them j rapidly. On account of its gait.
it . was called the wobble in some of
the . early books , such as the work
of , John Josselyn , Gent. , on "New En-
glaud Rarities , " printed in 1672. Not
that the bird was a rarity then ; on
the contrary , it was seen in great
numbers as far south on the New
England coast as the yachting centre
oi the United States Boston.
At that time and for a hundred
years hiter it was the custom of marry
of ( the fishermen frequenting the Banks
0j Newfoundland , particularly the
French to victual their vessels with
the flesh of the auk , killing and salting
down as many as would last lor the
entire ; . cruise. Their method ot taking
, the ; birds wan the simplest possible ,
The ship's boats were rowed intoa
some quiet cove frequented by the
nuks , and moored a few feet from the
land. 1 Then planks were laid from the
beach or the rocks to the gunwales of
the : boats , and the auks were driven
on board in single file until the boats
were . loaded. A. man with a club
knocked them on the head as they
reached the boat , and dumped them
under the thwarts. The auk seldom
offered resistance , but occasionally it
would ( snap at a man with its stout
bill , and would inflict very painful
wounds. In such cases , the old ac
counts say , the sailors skinned the
bird alive out of revenge.
When driving the birds on the boats
it was necessary to station a man
with a club on each side of the gang8r
plank to keep them from dropping inal
to the water. Once afloat the awkCc
ward waddle became the swiftest and
most graceful of motions. No other .
water fowl could approach the wonia
derful speed of the auk on the water ;
indeed , it could swim as rapidly as
some of the more lumbering birds can "
fly.
Although on account of its fishy
food it was somewhat oily when in
good condition , it was nevertheless so
much esteemed by the sailors that its
numbers diminished continuosly from
the time the Banks of Newfoundland
began to be much frequented , so that
bj the beginning of the nineteenth
century itwas no longer hunted for
food. So few were to be had that n
they were not worth the time requirpi
ed to take them. However , in the
year 1807 a British privateer varied fe
its , occupations of pursuing French
merchant vessels and impressing
Yankee ' sailors by going to the islands
off Iceland for a supply of fresh auk (
meat. Great numbers of the birds
were < killed , many being left dead that
could not be removed because the
ship had all she could use. Three
years later the people of the Faroe dc
Islands , being threatened by starva
tion < on account of a failure in the
fisheriesvisited Iceland , and about
completed the destruction begun by
the privateer.
That > the auk never recovered from
gr
these blows even on the coasts best
fitted for its maintenance was due to or
the fact that the auk laid but one egg wl
year. It made no nest , but deposPE
ited the egg on the bare rock. It was °
astonishingly large egg averaging "
nearly five by three inches in length ed
and diameter. It was shaped much
like a big California pear , being -
very small at one end , a peculiar'J
of all birds' eggs that are "
laid in exposed places as this
was. , Being small at one end , it would , of
when _ the wind moved it , simply roll nt
around in the arc of a very small m
circle. It was of a creamy white color , en
irregularly marked with brown and se
black , patches. The egg that brought nt
such a fabulous price at the recent e
sale in London was transferred by a P'
dealer in such things in 1851 for $90 ing
the father of the lady who justsold wl
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Although the auk is supposed to be ne
extinct , there is a possibility that ana
other , perhaps several , may yet be ne
discovered. Fishermen visit every
year about every foot of the territory ac
once inhabited , and yet those
coasts are so bleak and hospitable
that one can easily suppose that the
fishermen might overlook a bird for
which they were not searching. When m'
fisherman ceased to persecute t > e ors
that is , when it became rare in
naturalists stepped in to completeoc
exterminate it. The
last auks seen mi
about which there is no dispute were is
, killed on the coast of Iceland in and
1S44 , but a young one has been relik
ported to have been picked up dead dc
the coast of Labrador
. in 1870. w *
body of an auk in good condition J I one
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! would make a very handsome addf *
tion to the faro of any fisherman ,
particularly if accompanied by au
egg.
There is ono other sea bird suppoa-
ed to be extinct that may possibly be
found along tho northern coast of
America by some lucky fisherman al *
most any day in cold weather. Jc Is
tho pied or Labrador duck , a descripit
tion ; . of which was x > ublished by R. W.
Shufeldt last August. A pair ot skins
of | these ducks brought $200 at the
last transfer made in London , and it
is altogether likely that a single , well-
preserved specimen would bring as
much as that now at auction. It is
reasonably certain that specimens of
this duck have been killed within ten
years < , but the last recorded specimen
was shot in Halifax harbor in 1852.
The specimens from which Audubon
says , "killed them himself on the
Vineyard Islands , on the coast of
Massachusetts. "
The duck was an unusually large
one. It was twenty inches long to
the end of its tail , and weighed nearly
two pounds. The duck could be easi-
\y \ recognized by its head , which , with
the upper half of its neck was white ,
except a long dash of black diretly on
top of the head. Below the white
part of the neck wa3 a black collar
running clear round the neck , and be
low 1 that a white ring again which
reached almost around the neck , and
below that a broad white ling again
which reached almost around the
neck < , but not quite , the black feathtl
ers extending down the duck's back
from the black ring around the neck.
The primaries were black , bub the up-
per ' wing coverts were white.
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Wills That are Not Wills.
Chicago Times.
The litigation over Mr. Tilden's will
ought to be a lesson to wsalthy men
to be their own executors. If he could
not ' control the disposition of his own
property after death , who can ? He
was noted for his ability and shrewd
ness as a lawyer. Ho had ample time ,
and the best legal talent of the counm
try at his command. His will was
drawn . with care , for it was an elabor
ate document , which was intended to
control the disposal of millions. He
sired to found a great public charity.
But it seems that there is a great
probability that his intention will
fail because of some obscure technical
ity , of the law. The court of appeals
has < decided that a "valid trust clause
of j a will must be so specific in its
beneficiary can come into court and
demand . its enforcement. " Mr. Til-
den devised about $5,000,000 for a li
brary and educational institution ,
but also directed that the trustees
might if they deem it expedient , apply
this money to such charitable , educa
tional and scientific purposes as in
their judgment would most widely
benefit . . mankind. This clause opens
the door of doubt. The wide discre
tion given to the trustees makes it
! questionable ? ' whether their trust can
be enforced. No man can by law be
compelled to do that which is discre
tionary with him. If the trust clause
fails the property will go to the htirs
and the city of New York lose the
benefit of this great bequest. The
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Herald says that there is reason to
fear . that subsequent rulings will con
firm the fears that are entertained.
It seems to be difficult for a man of
wealth to realize that there is no
scheme possibla by which he can re
tain alter death a hold upon his
property. Efforts to do so usually
result ; in litigation. He who desires
to establish a great charity should
commence the work during his life-
time , as hundreds of cases like that
of Mr. Tilden have shown.
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An Egg of the Great Auk
Pnll . Mall Gazette.
Recently another egg of the extinct
great auk ( alca impennis ) turned up
al a sale at Stevens's rooms in the
collection of a Mrs. Wise , whose hus
band bought it in 1851 of Mr. Will
iams , a dealer in Oxford street , for
18 1 , it having been imported from
Paris. . This specimen , which was a
very fine and perfect one , was put up
al 100 guineas , and after a brisk com
petition was knocked down to Mr.
J. Gardner , the well known natural
ist , for 22 , the highest price ever
paid. It is said to be bought for
America. : This shows a gradual in
crease in the price of these rare eggs
of which there are sixty-six known
specimens , forty-three of them being
in England and Ireland as will be
noticed by the following dates and
prices at these rooms : In 1865 four
fetched about 30 each ; in 1876 one
fetched : about 64 ; in 1880 two fetch-
ed about 105 and 107 each ; in De-
cember,1887one fetched 168 Tempus
edax rerum ! If any ofthesespeeimens
or why not the dodos ? ) having
escaped the perils of fire and water
should again be sold in 1988 , what
will they bring ? Will it be thousands ,
oi , like the tulips a century ago , be
down to " "
again "pence ?
Hints to Employes.
From the Scientific American. ;
There is only one spirit that achieves j
great success. The man who seeks
only how to make himself useful ,
whose aim is to render himself indis-
pensible to his employer whose whole
being is animated with the purpose to
' the largest place in the walk assign
to him , has in the exhibition of
that ? spirit the guaranty of success.
He commands the situation , and shall
walk in the light of prosperity all the
days. On the other hand , the man
who accepts the unwholesome advice
* the demagogue , and seeks only how
little he may do , and how easy he
may render his place and not lose his
employment altogether , is unfit for
service. As soon as there is a super
numerary on the list , he becomes dis
engaged at least valuable to his em *
ployer. The man who is afraid of do
too much is near of kin to him
who seeks to do nothing , and was be
got in the same family. They are
neither of them in the remotest degree
relation to the man whose willing
ness to do everything possible to his
touch places him at the head of the
active list.
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A Shining Sea Creature.
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The sea mouse sparkles like a dia
mond ' , and is radiant with all the col- J
of the rainbow , although it lives ;
the mud at the bottom oi the
ocean. It should not be called a
mouse ; it is larger than a big rat. It ;
covered with scales that move up
down as it breathes , and glitter
gold shiniue through a fleecy
down , from which fine silky bristles
wave , that constantly change from
brilliant tint to another , i
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DeafaeaB Can't B Cured
by local applications , as they can not
reach tho diseased portion of the ear.
"there ) is only one way to cure doufoonu ,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
DeafncKS ia caused by an inflamed condi
tion of the mucus lining o ! tho Eustachian
. Tube. When this tube Rots inflatuod , you
have a rumbling snund or imperfect hear *
inc. ni't"lien it is entirely closed Deafness
is j the result , and unless the inflammation
can hi taken out and this tubo restored to
it normal condition , hearing will be do-
stroyed torover ; nine cases out of ten are
caused ' by catarrh , which Is nothing but an
inflamed condition of the mucus surfaces' .
Wo will giro One Hundred DoKuth for
any cae of Deafness ( caused by Catarrh )
that wo can not cure by taking Hall's Ca
tarrh Curp. Send for circular , free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO. , Toledo , 0.
jS-SoId by Druggists , 75 cents.
The less a man knows tho wide ? he keeps
his mouth open.
ITIoxle.
A terrible contest is being waged by tho
bottling interests , through tho United
States courtH , to prove it a fraud. The
} best < known people in New Eugland extol
its virtues as a nerve food. Paralytics bo-
fore the U. S. courts in Boston say .it
brought ' them from years of helplessness to
good , vigorous strength. Nervous , invalid
women say it makes them strong and well
witout stimulation or reaction , and does
not lose its effect from long use more than
other food. ChomistB say it is harmless ,
and ' contains no more alcohol than ico
cream.
There is a movement to rechristen the
streets of London having the same name.
Farmers and Stockmen.
The only remedy that cures galls , cuts and
wounds on horses and cattie.and always grows
the : hair in its original color , Is Veterinary
Carbollsnlve. ; 50c and 51 , at Druggists or by
mail. Cole & Co. . Black River Falls , Wis.
Lord Lonsdale is on his way to tho North
Pole.
, . Conmiiuptlon Surely Cured.
To the Editor :
Please inform you readers that Ihar *
a positive remedy for the above named
disease. , i By its timely use thousands ot
hopeless 1 cases have been permanently
cured. " I shall be glad to send two bottles
of my remedy fkee to any of your readers
who have consumption if they will send m *
their ] Exnress and P. O. address.
Kespectfully , T. A. SLOCUAf. M. C.
181 Pearl St. , New York.
To make sausnge Take a "aau , " then
add some "sng < . "
For The Nervous
The Debilitated
The Aged.
Medical and scientific skill has at last solved the
problem of the longneeded medicine for the nsr.
tour , debilitated , and the aped , by combining tho
bant nerve tonics. Celery and Coca , with other effec
tive remedies , • which , acting gently but efficienUy
on the kidneys , liver and bowels , remove disease ,
-restore strength andreaew vitality. This medicine it
It fills a place heretofore unoccupied , and marks
a nev ' era in the treatment of nervous troubles.
\ Overwork , anriety , disease , lay the foundation of
nervous prostration and weakness , and experience
has ] Rhowuthat the usual remedies do not mend the
strain * and paralyris of the nervous system.
Recommended by professional and bucinets men.
Send i for circulars.
Fnce CI.OO. fc'old by droecists.
WELLS < , RICHARDSON CO. , Proprietors
BUKLiyGTQX.VT. .
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When 1 cay cure I do not mean merely to stop them
foratiruo and then hare them return a ain. I mean a
radical cure. I have made the dise&te of FITS , EPIL
EPSY or FALLING SICKNESS alife-long study. I ;
Warrant my remedy to euro the worst cases. Became
others hire failed is no reason i ' or not now receirin * ; a ,
care. Send at once for a treatise and a Free Buttle
of my infallible remedy. Give Express and Post Ofioe.
H. 6. HOOT , 31 , C , 183 Pearl St. New York.
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Why Laura Loat Her Beau.
Laura onco had an affluent beau ,
Who called twice a fortnight , or bo ,
Now she alts , Sunday ere ,
All lonely to g-iove ,
Oh , whero is her recreant beau.
And why did he leave Laura so ?
Why , ho irntr that Laura was a languish-
ins j , delicat" G > " * 1 , subject to sick headaches ,
sensitive , nerves and uncertain touipors ;
and , knowing what a life-long trial is a fret
ful i , sickly wif * , ho transferred his atteu-
tions \ to her cheerful , healthy cousin. Ellen.
Tho < secret is that Laura's health and
strength , aro sapped lty chronic weakness ,
peculiar to ber sex , which Ellen averts and
avoids , by tho uso of Dr. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription. This is tho only remedy , for
womnn'i peculiar weaknesses und ailments ,
sold by urucgists , undor a positiro guar
antee from the manufacturers , that it will
give satisf iction in every caso or money
[ will bo refunded. Heo guarantco on bottle
wrapper.
Mrs. Cornolius Vanderbilt has twenty-
aevon ' carriages for her own use.
fi *
Ho ate green cucumbers ;
They made h'm quito sick ;
But ho took a fow "Pellets "
That cared him right quick.
An easier physic
You never will find
Than Pierce's small "Pellets , "
The Purgativo kind.
Small but precious. 25 centB per vial.
Groat Britain's "drink bill" for 1887 is
published , and amounts to 125,000,000.
A Flat Contradiction.
Somo one has toldyou that your catarrh
is incurable. Itisnotso. Dr. Sage's Catarrh
Itemedy will cure it. It is pleasant to ubo
and it always does its work thoroughly.
Wo have yet to hear of a case in which it
did not accomplish a cure wheu faithfully
used. Catarrh is a disease which is dan
gerous to neglect. A certain remedy is at
your command. Avail yourself oi it before
the complaint assumes a more serious
form. All druggists.
Tho first execution in Madrid for fivo
years took place April 11.
Omaha Commercial College.
In attendance 140 students. Fifty of
whom work tlitoir way , and places for
others. Send for ColIegeJournaland spec-
men of penmanship. Address ,
EOIIKBOUOH BR08.
There is a "trie , " if you over noticed it ,
in electricity.
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At home Is a tower of strength abroad-Mya tfe ' J
familiar proverb , and It Is fully verified by th * W a / H
tory of Hood's Sansparllla. Thonnt words of ceas- / V H
mendatteD and praise for thUm-dlclnewererectlTeill > H
from oar friends and neighbor * , and fran the Have IS • H J
was fairly Introduced up to the present. Uteri * bas * . H
seen , and Is now , more of H
Hood's Sarsaparllla H
Sola ro Lowell , Mass. , where It li mide , than of sEJ B
ether sarsapsrlllas and blood purifiers combines. . j J
This "good name" among people who have kr > orr , H
Hood's Sarsaparllla and Its proprietor * for yrars' . H
should certainly be itronic evidence to peop'e tsi YeTB H
other cities and towns of tbe eicellreeo and merit * ff V H
tbls medicine. Send for book containing statemenlt * I
of . Ib
cares. ' 1
Salt Rheum i H
After the failure of three iktltfnl phratofsns 1oei\r % * V m
tny boy of salt rheam , I tried Hood's tarsspartlU iw * ; H
Ollvo Olatraent. I bare now used four bexes of Olnt H
meat , and one and a half bottles of Sarsaparilln. n jO. H
tbe boy la to all appearances otnpetely ! cured. IIr- H
Is now fouryesrsold , and basbseo afflfoud since b * > H
was ill raontbs of age. " Uss. B. Bajidbssox , > . H
Xawball Street , Lowell , Masi. | |
Hood's Sarsaparllla H
Sold by all diufglits. Cl tx fur3. Prepared oat- H
by C. I. HOOD A CO , Apothseartea , LowelL Vaaa. H
IOO Doses One Dollar H
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SDJJUJrrasD. Inhaler ont by mail oa reeript of Ml M ve H
teat * . IX after one Desk's trial yon are dl * * ti 0 * < . ' H
retnrn ta rood order , your money will be rofnadt L. B
old by all DrurrUU. Send Teur aaaea and gvt-- ; H
beautltul rmrdi by retnrn mall FREE. H
II. S. GCIHUAX. Box at. Three KlTers. Kkk. H
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THE MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY H
OI * WHW YORK. H
Tie Largest , Cheapest and Ue t In the WorUC H
CASH ASSETS S12OO00OOtt H
BIUOXOOETZ , TrM. F. AI.LK. : * . H
Special Agenk General Arent.- H
oivr ttt flLy - - zvoaxil H
For • ale * e'rr wir/v . - * H
- * by tbt. yard. Tj2- H
them ! Storr of Featherbone free. Addrrss H
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WELLS , $ ; c.
Bend for onr catalogue. &c on Well UorlnB an& |
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To Housekeepers mid * Hb b b > carbonato of-oda. Ono H
Farmers. Itia iinpor- > < V efl BbT Tb bK teaspoonfulof the"Arxo B
tant that tho Soda yon / et AVII btI Db\ & Hammer" brand of H
uso shouldbo White and > b > - - - 9 < Sod * mXDd , Tritb o * H
Pure samo as all similar > i SfAjb mUk eouala four tea- H
substances uuod for l bVf fae\X Bl ' \ spoonfuls of the best- B
food. To Insure obIr //n HS-zs Smi XWMWVi.Baking Powder , saxinc - ,
talning only the "Ann Jfc tto J/ * " Wia' Em X ± mtwenty times ita ct > * t. ff H
Hammer" brand Soda , / ryJ WftV \ tflbeeides being much ; Na H
• buy It In "pound or /r / fe 7 LfH xN | * rll healthier , becauso it 1
half pound" cartoons. | fjEf { IVA ikk > v\ \ IIWAll doe8 not conUin an7" H
which bear our name IL l / Vfly'rjN'ii l mmmil injurioas substances , j B
and trade-mark , as inI3Hb \ \ I wr VKA Jm mwl such as alnm. terra albn. -
ferior goods are somoVUbVMsA \ vMM ? fm mWI etc. , of which many Itei- "STAaj
timcssubstitutedforthB XVaVeVsaKv V , * y sVeVsVinff Powders are inzde.
"Arm & Hammer" brand VwbPb bBb v v mVbVb > PDairymen and Tannerac
when bought in bulk. VHjJ SbVbVbPhouIduseonlythe"Ama l WsVeVJ
Parties using Baling xE > M * * iMB4H lh * ejy & Hammer" brand for- _
Powder should remem- V 3 * m S bV cleanina ; and keeplnc : Bj
bcr that itB aolo rising B. W M V IJy Uilk Pana Sw'et an < * J M
property consists of bi- iolis ee ? Clean. j H
| SAWi6ffl ' M A DELICIOUS BISCUIT H
n ffiSs ! * L. ASK YOUR fiEOCEK FOR H
[ KliWIOHT'S " 00W BRAND" S00 - 1
AND TAKE NO OTHER. jH
§ For a case of Catarrh in the Head which they cannot cure. \ \ > , j > Jj \ ' |
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CATAEIRH m THE HEaB.
STK PTOZS ? OF T5CE3 ISEASE.-Dull , heavy headache ,
obstruction of the nasal passages , discharges falling from tho
head into tho throat , sometimes profuse , • watery , and acrid , nt
others , thick , tenacious , mucous , purulent , bloody and putrid ;
tho eyea are weak ; there ia ringing- tho ears , deafness , hacking
or coughing : to clear the throat , expectoration of offensive mat
ter , together-with scabs from ulcers ; the voice is changed and
has a "nasal twang" ; the breath is offensive ; smell and tasto
impaired ; there is a sensation of dizziness , with mental depres
sion , a hacking cough and general debility. Only a few of the
above-named symptoms are likely to be present in any ono case.
Thousands of cases annually , without manifesting : half of the
above symptoms , result in consumption , and end in the grave.
No disease is so common , more deceptive and dangerous , Ices
understood , or more unsuccessfully treated by physicians.
. . p.i.- r/i If y ° u would remove an evil , itrike at its
IiDMMffM uEkRE r ° o'As the -
UU.iniiu.111"1 - - predisposing- real catfse of
- - - *
i catarrh is , in the majority of cases , some
iRPATKFHT i weakness , impurity , or otherwise faulty
II.LAltiikni. j condition of the system , in attempting to
i v t , i , rt.hinm , nBa cure the disease our chief aim must be
directed to the removal of that cause. The more we see of this
odious disease , and we treat successfully thousands of cases an
nually at tho Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute , the more do
we realize the importance of combiningwith the use of a local ,
soothing and healingapplication , a thorough and persi&tent inter
nal uso of blood-cleansing- tonic medicines.
I T i In curingcatarrh and all the various diseases with
I LsHIEF 8 which it is so frequently complicated , as throat ,
* " " • * •
I bronchial , and lung diseases , weak stomach , ca-
BRcilSUPP B tarrhal deafness , weak or inflamed eyes , impure
I UCLlRnut. . g blood , scrofulous and other taints , the wonder-
teiri-i.-iujji fUi powers and virtues of Dr. Pierce's Golden Med
ical Discovery cannot be too strongly extolled. It has a speciac
effect upon the liningmucous membranes of the nasal and other vAVJ
air-passages , promoting the natural secretion of their follicles ancS H
glands , thereby 6oftcnin # the diseased and thickened membrane. wAV
and restoring it to its natural , thin , delicate , moist , healthy con BA |
dition. As a blood-purifier , it is unsurpassed. As those diseases ; Bj |
which complicate catarrh are diseases of the liningmucous mem B
branes , or of the blood , it will readily bo seen why this medicine- ]
is so well calculated to cure them. M
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| Mil B = a3 Aaalocal application for healing-the diseased condl |
§ LOCAL j tion in the head , Dr. Sape's Catarrh Remedy is beyoncS M
jj comparison the best preparation ever invented- BVJ
5 n CHT 1 It is mild and pleasant to use , producing-no smarting : r * M
§ MUt.ni. g or pain , and containing- -
no strong ; irritating- caua 4 M
f-ii-m.nBa ; tic drug , or other poison. This Kemedy is a power % M
ful antiseptic , and epeedilr destroys all bad smell which accom- JH
panics so manrcases of catarrh , thus affordinggreat comfort to / BVJ
those who suffer from this disease. H
2 "iil'SJlY. , „ , , . 1 T1'6 Golden Medical Discovery ia the naturaJ-
2 HERM KEHT " "Clpmate" of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. It ;
' - " " " * ' • • ' " •
I not only cleanses , purines , regulates , and builds
I IllinrQ I UP the ayHtem to a healthy standard , and con-
| uuiiwO. j quera throat , bronchial , and lung-complications
r nn at xaarii when any guch exist , but , from Its speciflts /
effects upon the lining : membrane of the nasal passages , it aids r
materially ia restoringthe diseased , thickened , or ulcerated mem- \
brane to a healthy condition , and thus eradicates thi disease-
When a cure is effected in this manner it is permanent. - I
Both Dr. Pierce's Golden 3Iedicnl '
Discovery and Dr. Sage's-
Catarrh Remedy are sold by druggists the world over. Discovery " -
S1.C0 , six bottles for $5.00. Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy CO center
half-dozen bottles $2.50.
A complete Treatise on Catarrh , givingvaluable hints as to
clothingdiet , and other matters of importance , will be mailed ,
post-paid to any address , on receipt of a 2-cent postage stamp.
Addrcs3 , World's Dispensary Medical Association. I
No. C63 Main Street , Buffalo , N. Y. . I
/ Sold by Druggists.
/ I g\ \ 25 Cents a Vial.
EEIKQ FUISEI.V VEGETABLE ,
Dr. Pierce's Pellets operate without disturbance to
the system , diet , or occupation. Put up in glass
vials , hermetically sealpd. Alvrivs fre = h and relia
ble. As a gentle laxative , alterative , or active
pnrsativc , they give the most perfect satisfaction.
PUREI.T VEGETABLE ! PEKi'JJCTI.Y HAHTrTT.ESS !
Am a lilYER PIXIi , they aro Uncqualcd !
SIwI IjIjEST , CHEAPEST , EASIEST TO TA B.
Beware of Imitations , which contain Poisonous Minerals. Always ask for
Dr. Pierce's Pellets , which are little Sugar-coated Pills , . .
or Anti-bilious Granules. ONE PELLET A DOSE.
SICK HEADACHE , jjfb flSrC
Bilious Hcadacbe , Dizziness , Constipation , fe5j < 7f& %
Indigestion , Bilious Attaciis , and all derangeR yM fhrat
ments of the stomach and bowels , arc promptly reJfOk y&JJr
lieved and permanently cured by the use of Dr. * / . yf&tT
Pierce's Pellets. In explanation of their remedialG \ < s *
power over so prcat a variety of diseases , it may ;
truthfully be said that their action upon the system is universal , not a
gland or tissue escaping their sanative influence.
JIannfsctnred by TfOELD'S DISPE5SAUT 3KDICAL ASSOaiTIOS , , '
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