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MV It Im j ot lho Jjonst Important Factor
IB In a Man'a Career.
IM A immo is cortainly not tho least im-
| a port-in t factor In a man's career. How
kiB ' much wore difficult would it be for a
1 Muggins or a Finigan to gain accept-
H inec us a poet , however great his tal-
nfl ; nt , than for a Tennyson or Milton.
W o in atter how groat a man's energy ,
[ fl . alent or courage may be , an odd or
Am 'idiculous name will be a clog to him
H hrough life , and add immensely to his
mm % Hfllcultics in making his way upward ,
IB ' 3f what avail is a man's aristocratic ap-
W icarancc , correct dress , coat of tho
I- nost fashionable cut and sa tisfactory
I > alanco at the bank if his visiting card
I : oudemns him to pity or to ridicule ?
iVhat a consolation it must be to a
lady afllioted with a disagreeable name
m ; o know that she may have an opportu-
! Vity of changing it for a better in a way
B9 it once gratifying to her pride and her
MM affections. This privilege of the ladies
X aas been assumed by the popes , who
BV ulmugo thoro names when they arc
H 2hosuu as successors to St Peter. The
M tntrodueer of this papal custom , Sergius
BH If. , may well be excused for the in-
Bm novation , seeing that his own name sigt
HS ailics hog's mouth. MelaKCthon was nut
HI above this weakness , and he adopted
H , the Greek form of his pro ] > er name ,
B which signifies "Black EJirth , " and. the
H-JfL * learned Erasmus made a similar trans-
B formation of his Dutch name Gerard.
H In the time of Louis XLV. a dislin-
B guislied writer , who was a member of
K the academy , a councilor of state and a
B friend of * 'chelieu , had tho misfortune
B to bear inappropriate name of
B Gueux (1)6ar ( ) . Can wo wonder at
B his adopting the name of his patrhno-
B nial estate and calling himself Balzac ?
B * Many other instances might bo quoted
B of men of talent and eminence being
m " Jissntisficd with tlio names that were
t borne by ihuir ancestors.
K Some people in their anxiety to com-
B pensate their children for the vulgar
H or ridiculous family names which they
H have inherited couple with them what
H they consider aristocratic , ouphonious
H j > Christiannuncs. : Hence wo have.such
B " combinations as Gladys Beatrice Higgs ,
B Constance Aurclia Smith , and Victor
H Augustus Jones. One can sympath ze
K with the fact that mairy pleasing hours
H of consultation and discussion are giv-
B en to the young * mother and her busc
B band in deciding what name will sound
B most melldluously and assort most
B fittingly with the sterling and attractive
fl qualities whicli are so percortibly paek-
M ud up in that little cherub , their first-
B born.
K The ancients had manv superstitions
1 as to names , and even elevated the
B study to a science under the title of
m ononmantia. When the Romans raised
B . an army or numbered the citizens they
H were always careful that the first name
B taken should bo an auspicious one.
m More than one emperor owed his eleva-
M tion simply to his name , and Cassar in
m his expedition to Africa gave a com- .
M mand to obscure Scipio because the
M f people believed that the Scipios were
m invincible in Africa. Similar influence
M weighed with the French envoys who
B went to negotiate a marriage between
M y one of the Spanish princesses and
H Louis Till. They rejected Urraca , tho *
M elder and more beautiful princess , who
m was intended for their roval master ,
H and preferred her sister because her T
H name , Blanche , had a more musical ;
L sound , r
M A Spanish ambassador to the court
B of Elizabeth considered his dignity
B slighted when the queen appointed a
B wealthy citizen to receive him because
1 iiis "host bore the very short name ef j
B John Cuts. He soon found , however ,
K- thfrt if Cuts had -short name , he bad
H a long purse and a right ro\al way-of
H dipping into it for the sake ot up-
H holding the English name for hospitsl-
B itfr. All the Yc ir Round. r
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B Untimely Visitors. x
B 'There are somepc ° ple in the world
B who seem to havebeen born withithe
B idea that visiting is one of the fund a- 1
B mental rules of living , and with itiiis
B , principle firmly fixed in their miads
B live up to it accordingly , without .any t
B ihought whatever of those they annoy ]
B * by so doing. Thoy come in at any
B hour in the day , usually in the tnorn-
B ing , that most precious working-time
B for women , just to chat about soiao-
B tiling of not .the slightest importance
B to the person visited"Oh , weare
B Qot going to detain you ; we won'c stop
B a moment , " ithey say. While the
B. hostess listens and replies courteously
B to the conversation of her guests , her
B ear catches the sound of her clothes ,
B • : hat she had placed in .a boiler on the
B stove , boil ng oxqv , and , with a hurried *
B apology , she hastens to the kitclien ,
B adds more cold water , leaves tiie cover *
B of the boiler ofi"and is quickly baek E
Mj again with thevisitors , who remark on a
H the loveliness of the day. and what a -
-pity it is for anj * one to stay in the ' 5'
Bf iiouse such weather. • t
B The hostess makes some polite reply . I
B Agreeing to tiie statement made , but
B | .hinks of her washing in the other
B ; room waiting for her , how she would |
Bv iiave had it on the lhae but for her un- c
B timely visitors , who , though having re-
B mained fully an hour always going , yet
secTi not any nearer to it than when
lirst seated. After another hoar spent
f ia the same way , during whieii time q
the has made
nervous housekeeper g
many journcj's to and from the KiLehen ,
the guests leave , remarking that they ,
1 couldn't possibly remain any longer , .
and the weaned woman goes back to c
her washing and with nervous haste "
! tries to make up her time wasted. The
slothes must all be out before noon , and ! [
dinner for the husband and children on °
the table at that time. Why such peo- Cl
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pie if they must visit , should choose the ai
busiest part of the day to call upon wornP1
h 2n whom they know to have all they H
f can do , toil as hard has they may , to
* \ et their work well done , in preference fa
\ , to those having more leisure at their
L . disposal , like the riddle of the Sphinx , n ,
f is hard to answer. It does seem as p :
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r , though these people had missed their ai
vocation and book canvassers lost a
] § ? valuable acquisition. American Culti-
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An Unbiased Verdict.
Tliat uetiBiblo iroman , Queen Elizabeth
> i ( Roumaniu , bos managed to sccuro an
opportunity i of hoaring pluin and whole-
'oinc ' truths about hernnlf after a fashion
iBunlIy denied to royalties by the cringing
' ourticrB who surround them. Her majesty ,
* ho devotes much of her time to music ,
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van no pertistently assured by her attend-
mts , that hor voice was more than equal
; o that'of any prima donna that she began
; : o consider whether she was justified ia
: : onccaling such a talent ia tho napkin.
But before displaying her gilts coram pop-
alo she wisely resolved to obtain tin un
biased opinion. This she got from tho
eminent Professor Dumanois , in Bucharest ,
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to whom she went incognito , and who ,
after , trying her powers , Informed her
bluntly | that she had , perhaps , just suffici
ent i voice to qualify her for a chorus girl in
operetta i , to which , however , her face and
figure ' were unfortunately not adapted.
London ' Special.
AVhnt II Co tK to Go to College.
A German , returning from a visit to
America , writes to a German paper the
following ' charge against our colleges : "In
America , in this land of the free , it is tho
sad fact that university culture is a prize
which i only accessible to the sons of rich
men. " His inquires are very exact. "Among
the t 140 students who had completed their
studies at Yule college this year (1880) ( ) I
obtained answers from 100. According to
their reports the average cost for the four
years' course amounted to 55 > GO. There
were great differences in individual cases ;
one had succeeded in getting through at an
annual cost of 5150 a year ; another
needed ! no less than § . ' 5,500 annually. I
know a German porter in tho states whose
eldrst son passed a brilliant examination
at Princeton ; but father and son agreed
that it was impossible to pursue his studies
thero on account of the frightful costliness.
Study at an American university is a most
expensive luxury. " [ Boston Journal.
Tommy Knew.
In a Denver Sunday school , a few weeks
ago , the superintendent was talking to the
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little ones about the plagues of Egypt.
• 'Now , " said he , "can you * tell me what
the plagues arc ? "
There were prompt answers , and all but
one of the plagues were named. The last
one was too much for the school. ThinkI
ing i : to help out the children by suggestion ,
the superintendent said :
"Don't you remember the other ? Of
course ycu know what Job had ? "
A little hand went up.
"Well , Tommy , what was it ? "
"Patience ! " piped Tommy.
He was given a reward of merit. [ Den-
ver Republican.
The Small Girl' * Precocity.
The precocious small boy finds a rival in
the small girl who figures in the primary
department of the Canajoharie academy.f
A teacher asked a small girl who had
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"skipped school :
Where have you been and what have you
been doing all the morning ?
Small Girl ( working the heel of her shoe
into a. crack in the floor ) Part of the time
riding down hill.
Teacher ( with an encouraging smile as a
recognition of veracity ) And what were
you doing the rest of the time ?
Small Girl ( naively ) Walking up ! AN
bany Journal.
Men , such as U. S. Senator Voorbecs , of
Indiana , are loud in their praise of St.
Jacobs | Oil ss an instantaneous cure for
rheumatism , neuralgia , sciatica and < > tlier
bodily painn.
Extraordinary Cavalry ISidcs.
General Luck's experiment in ' 1jlie long
distance rides with two entire .regiments
has , turned ont a 'complete success. The
.
Firth cavalry and the Belooch sorse ar
rived at Jacobabad recently : , having
marched from Slbi in thirt3fe hours.
One troop belongimg to the Filch cavalry
m5rched-along the railway line , a distance
of ninety-three luKes , and the remainder
went by the Bagli bashvi ro ' % e , distance
123 miles. The 33eIooeh horse inarched
via Mull and Shalrpur , distance 107 miles.
The Fiftih cavalryiosl twrf horses and tbe
BeloochSiorse one. Pall Mall Gazette.
Everybody's companion "is nobody's
friend , bat Red Star Cough 'Cure is every
body's Iriend. Prcf. Grothe , oT the Brook
lyn Board of Health , endorses-itasprompt ,
safe , and sure. Twenty-fiva cents a bottle.
Can Kok Solve * E"iis ?
ejlhtkxdek.
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There trero twenty-one riixidents at
taMe , and , after each or them had treated ,
they resolved that the expenses should be
the bartender ' s. They all agreed to comt
menco at cue side of the table and count
around ; every time seven wns > counted , one
the seventh to go out. tho man left last
inside ' to settle. From which man must
they have commenced to count in order to
leave the ba-rtender to .pay the bill ?
Cease your coughing and enjoy refreshing
slumber , which Dr. BulPs Couuh Syrup , will s
insure , youby promptly 6to _ pping the
cough. Price 25 cents.
The buckwksnt season : is aboutover , n
Suspend your griddles. ig
Ici General Debility , Emaciation , 1
Consumption' , axd Wasting in CuiLnnEN , *
Scott's Emulsion of Pur * Cod Liver Oil
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with Hypophosphites , is a most valuable
Food and medicine. " It creates .an appetite a
lor food , strengthens the nervous system , S
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and builds up the body. Please read : "I - <
tried & .tt's Emulsion on a young man
rrhora , Physicians at times gave up hope.
Since ' he began using the Emulsion his
Dough has ceased , gained flesh and strength , IB
md from , all appearances his life will be
prolonged many years. " John Sullivan , h
hospital Steward , Morganza , Pn.
The husbandman rs
soon say that his ,
arm is all broke up. ? '
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The Omaha Typa foundry can furnish
lew newspaper outfits on short notice.
Prices same as in Chicago and freight fc
ilready paid to Omaha.
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A crying eril is a baby with the colic. In
Jeff Davis is now 80 years ol age. g
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FORTUNE'S FICKLE FATOBS.
Showered Down on To Chicago Youug
Men.
The last list of numbers which drew
prizes in The Louisiana State Lot
tery brought a welcome surprise to
two persons in Chicago. Only a poor
man can appreciate the feelings _ of
Peter M. Vermaas when upon looking
tho list over discovered that he held
one-tenth of the ticket which drew tho
capital prize of $160,000 at the draw
ing of March 15th. The ticket was
numbered $00,551. Vermaas did not
go crazy as some men might when he
reflected that he was the happy pos
sessor of $7,500 , for although thoone-
reiith ticket drew $15,000 , the ticket
was the joint property of Peter M.
Vermaas and his brother Cornelius ,
and each received $7,500.
Peter M. Vermaas is superintendent
of the advertising department of D. B.
Fisk & Co. , Wabash avenue and Wash
ington street , and lives at No. 379
South Robey street.
Cornelius Vermaas was until re
cently ' a pressman for Rand , McNally
& Co. , but is now employed by Apple-
gate < t Bush , corner Van Buren and
Clark ' streets.
To a representative of the Merchant
Traveler Mr. Peter Vermaas said that
he and his brother had been investing
a small sum each month for two years
in The Louisiana State Lottery. The
only prize they won before this was
one-tenth of $300-$30.
In February they contributed $3
between them with which they bought
three , tickets. Two of the tickets were
blanks ] on tho drawing , but the third
was the goose that laid the golden egg
and drew $15,000 , as one-tenth of
$150,000 j , the capital prize. The tick
ets ( were taken in Peter's name , and
on i discovering that one was a lucky
winner , ho turned it over to the Amer-
ican i Express Cpmpany which collected
the 1 $15,000 and paid it to Peter M.
Vermaas in gold. Peter immediately
turned j over half to Cornelius and it
was placed in bank.
Neither of the brothers exhibit any
symptoms of big head as the result of
their 1 enviable luck. They told the
Merchant 1 Traveler that they would
continue ( in their present occupations
and let the money lay in bank until
they I find a good real estate invest-
inent ] , when thoy will convert it into
land and build homes for themselves.
[ Chicago (111. ( ) Merchant Traveler ,
April 2.
W. W. Cole , the young showman , neither
drinks " , smokes , chews nor swears.
The huge , drastic griping , sickening pills
arc fast being superseded by Dr. Pierce's
• • Purgative Pellets. " Sold by druggists.
King Milan is much subject to toothache
and neuralgia.
* * * * Young or middle-aged men
suffering from nervous debility or other
delicate diseases , howovcrinduced , speedily
and permanently cured. Address , World's
Dispensary ] Medical Association , Buffalo ,
N. Y.
Some men's heads are bald by nature ,
olher.i have theirs snow-balled.
"The light that lies.
In woman'seyes , "
is i a. vay of heaven's own brightness : but it
is ' , alas ! often dimmed orquenched by sonic
wearing disease , perhaps silently borne ,
bub taking 11 comfort and enjoyment out
of , life. Thrtt light of the "household can be
rekindled and made to glow with its nat
ural brigWineah. Dr. II. V. Pieree'fc "Fa
vorite Prescription. " is a potent specilic
for most of the chronic weaknesses and
diseases ' { peculiar to vremen.
Many business failures are reported
among ttJie Western stage robbers.
If afflicted with Sore Eyes , use Dr. Isaac
] Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it.
25 cents.
Mr. 'Tennyson persists in being an excess-
1 ve-cirfisuincr of ksbacco.
'Every Nerx-ons Person Should
Use Cakteu's Liitlu Nekve Pills. 25
cente.
There are 812 missionaries iu-China , 142
of wbom are Preebytcrians.
? 7nen BabyrrEraick , wo gaTe her Caatoria , ;
YTxion she was a Child , sho cried for Caatoria ,
Whan eho boc&mo iliss , she clang to Castoria ,
Whsn oho had-C&ildrcn , she gave them Castoria ,
" "Keither wine , ale , porter or rorandy has
ever been manufactured in Japan.
; Ko one fcne-rs better than those Who
have used Carter's Little .Liver Pills what
.relief they have-given when taken for dys
pepsia , dizzinesB , pain iu the side , cotstipa-
tion , disordered stomach. &c. Try them.
( EL C. Stedman at the age of 26 , got 55
for his first literary effort.
( PATENTS oblRtacd by Louis Bncger & Co. . At
toraey < < , Washlcstcn , V C. Est'd ' 854 , jLdvice free.
The mother's heart is the child's school-
roam. Beecher.
An Extended Popularity. Brown's
Bronchial TnaciiES have been before
the . ' public many years. For relieving
Coughs , and Throat Troubles they are
superior to all other articles. Sold only
in i iboxes.
Aforward hatch the early hen.
A red-faced tramp is a "ruddy goer. *
Jfo rIoro Sielc Headache if You Use
Carter's , Little Liver Pills. No purging.
25 .cents.
Bachelors' wives and old maids' children
are always perfect. Cham fort.
Fortune * * Favorites
Are those who court fortune those whe
are always looking out for and investigat
ing the opportunities that are offered
Send your address to Hallett & Co. ; Port
land ; , Maine , and they will mail you free ,
full ' particulars about work that you car
do while Jiving at home , wherever you art
located , and earn from § 5 to $25 per day
and upwards. Capital not required. You
are started free. Both sexes. All ages.
Some have earned over$50 in a single day.
All is new.
Gen. Boulancer's wife is a rabid hater o !
England and everything English.
Plso * * Krmcdy for Catarrh is agreeable to use. II
not a liquid oratniKT. 50c
The president is an expert inrosegarden-
ing.
Envied by Her Sex ,
the fate of every lady with a bright
flowing countenance , which invariably fol
lows the use of Dr. Ha iter's Iron Tonic.
Mark Twain talks of endowing a home
for pumped out humorists.
"I WS * " I could find something thai
would cure galls and prevent the hair comlnc
white , " is an expression frequently heard
Veterinary CarbolInalre will alwavsdo it
Eold by DrujEists at 50 cents and 31.00.
. A Reasonable Query.
One day Norah was away and mamma
had the ironing to do. Nelly watched hor
with much interest.
"What makes 'ou do vat ? " bIio asked
after a time.
"I iron the clothes to take tho wrinkles
out , " mamma answered.
Three yearold Nellicsatsilcnt a moment.
Then sho burst forth , "Well , veil , why tan't
'ou iron out drcat-dramma'H face ? "
Bid mo discourse. I will enchant thino
car uith remarkable and astonishing tales
of ri'innrkable and astounding cures of all
HortH of suffering by .Salvation Oil. Sold
for 25 cents.
Itather than drown your sorrow in rum ,
you might better go and drown yourself.
In cocaine society has an intoxicant that
an be used without making one's nose
d.
Tlio Omaha 'lypj foundry can furnish
netnewspaper outfits on short notice.
Prices same us in Chicago and freight
already paid to Omaha.
in 1 imrrwTTi-itirwmnm ! ! iirniwimiiwn
Vor Wealc Women.
Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkhani , Lynn , Mass. :
"About the first of September , 1881 , my
nifo was taken with uterine hemorrhage.
Tho best styptics the physicians could
prescribe did not check it and she got more
and more enfeebled. She was troubled with
Prolapsus Uteri , Leucorrhiea , numbness of
the limbs , sickness of the stomach and loss
of appetite. I purchased a trial bottlo of
your Vegetable Compound. She said she
could discover a. salutary effect from the
( iisl dose. Now sho is comparatively frco
from : the Prolapsus , Stomach sickness , &c.
The hemorrhage is very much better and is
lesd at the regular pciiods. Her appetite
is ; restored , and her general health and
btrcnglh , are much improved. We feel that
we have been wondctfully benefited and
our hearts are drawn out in gratitude for
the same and in. sympathy for other sur-
,
ferets , for nhobesakes we allow our names
to be used. "
C. W. EATON , Thurston/ . Y.
The Compound is put up in Pill , Lozenge
and Liquid form. All sold by druggists.
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The Pills and Lozenges pent by mail on re-
ceil ' > t of price.
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jfP lL Biliousness ,
pllillil ( ' Sick Headache ,
m dm Constipation ,
/m@f Dyspepsia ,
Xi v. - vhen ( lie buds besin to liow ,
"I'ls Uiiip for voiiii , . ami ol < I < ° know
Tii.t I'tTfrs/l.nskitude and all
The ills hi Indlges.ion's call ,
AVirii cvt-ry tri'iil UhcIio or pain. I
TIi.lt follovE i'l Hie ISiIIoih tialli , l
AVilWcattiT. like Hie tliievcs of ulclit ,
Before it draught < if SBL-TZEK bright.
B' TREATED FREE. H
Uaietrented Dropsy mid Its coniplir.itioin with the
mootttoiitli-rful mui-css : use \ cEctabUremiMlicseiitiie -
lyhnimlf-s. Kcuioio nil symptoms of < liop < y in tiffht
to tv t-nty days. Cure patients pi oiiouuii-d lioin-Iens by
U'ehe-torpliyi-iciariS. Kiimi tlif lir > tdi > i'llie : < yiiiptoms
rapidly disappear , and in ten days ai. least two thlid of
all lyinptuiiiaaieroinowi ! .
Some may cry luiintiujr without knowing anything
about it. Remember it doM not cost you anjthinjrto
realize the Merit of our treatment for j oimclf. We
aro constantly curinp ; trflsps of lo > iT utandinic eases
lliath.ivebeen tapped ft. number of times and the pa
tient declared unable to lie a week. Give a full history
of cv-e , it/ime , aKe. er.hov. loutafflicted. < ve. Send for
Ireo pamphlet , containing tebtinionials. Ten days t reat-
ment furni > hcd FREE by mail. If you order tiialsend
IO rents in ktaiups to pay poita e. Kpilepsy ( Kits ) posi
tively cuied. ( rWMcMioiitkupjpcr
n. h. nnEHN" & s-oss. si. nv ,
2Mr $ Marietta Sti eet , Atlanta. u
p * i vH Wk c 5r4J3 * % ? 1 W5v" '
i W § & 10 * * CaT" rcoriJ7' A fill
I /5 oJy $ TltenmatlJin , Ltunbaco , Olfrfyt 3
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I & 3SS5S. Dtck clie , VTi-ctneis , Colas ia Sii J
Ljy.j . , tho Cheat aed ell Achu aid&tr.ioa. jnijmat
L B Trar of imitations nndernlmtltr " " '
S r SSl W • ocndinenmiM. Ate rou S * i
S liSXSOS'B ASD TASS HO IST pA
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iCTi i i i i i tm win i i i i gj
pa ra o BCT ir. a. r.KIf .UAXN . Solicit-
K BPia Sfewot Patents. W'ashinztoa.
ETot fl Eahy E 4 U.C. Send for Circular.
to S8 a daySamples worth $1.50 FREE. Lines
SfS l not under the hors < - ' * feet. Writs Brewster
§ ? Safety Rein Holder Co. , Holly , Mich.
& " Morplilue Ilnblt Cured In lOto
eF&BRRnS GO days. Refer to 1O0O patient ! cured
0 Sk&SIS Jnallr irts. Dr.EXarshQuincy.BIich.
' ' ? A PosIUtb cure. No Knlfo.
eflSBffs''fJ ia y < > P' ' * ter. Xo I'ain. K. C.
ifSSlllfti/iSaSBB 2"ayiie , llanhalltown.Iowa.
raS3jaij Morphine Iialiit Curcdlu 10
§ K RpLySSa toaotUys. KounytUl CuraU
si U SbC l iak J. SrEi'KK.vs..euaaoa. Olilo.
The Oroat fiuraory ol
PEee Eeosa hoeses.
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300 to 400 IiTIl'OnTEIJ ANNUAIir.Y
fromFranre.allr cordad ltbextended pedigreeIn the
rVrchtron Stud lioolci. Tlio IVrclieron Istha only draft
breed ot Franc * poMctsing a. tud book that has tht
rapport and endorsement of the French GoTerninent.
C nd for lSO.pago C talOKU3 , llluitratlODS by Uhi
U.oieur. M. W. QUNHAM ,
Wow.o , DuPago Co. , Illinois.
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V-jCZwjS ! Will purify the BLOOD resnlato
\ .WR tho LIVER and KIDNEYS and
> KS1 ltnsTOUEtiia HEAMH and VIC
X& KS-A OK of YOUTH. Dyiperfcia. nnt j
\JPQV . of Appetite , Jndieestion.lJtckof t
y&S iWk Strenetb and Tired Feelinsab- i
x tlt iSi. 8 : > lutel7 cnr d : Bonos , ciuk-
SSfe v . clos and nerves recsiTO new
< Q98fcjiV force. Fnliveus tho mind
SaSj. and anpplies liraln Power.
, J angerini ; from coniplaiuta
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H A E H poetiliar tnthsir fexnill bnd
JL * & 6LBEgiS ? In DR. 3IAKTER'8 IBON
TONIC a saro and speedy euro. Gives a clear , heal
thy complexion. Froquent attempts at counterleit-
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heavy headache , obstruction of the nasal R R R R RJ
passages , di eliarges fuliintr from the head R R R R RJ
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clear tho throat , expectoration ol offensive Rl R R RB
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manufactured , and one has only to give it & R R R R RJ
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Pa. , says : "My daughter had catarrh when R R R RHp
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