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The Pennsylvania supreme court ban a
firmed the constitutionality and valldit
tfaa "Oleomargarine act. "
The Berlin postoffics employed 2,000 ei
tra men lor its New Year delivery.
Ships ero first "copper-bottomed" i
1783.
Myriads of cases of rheumatism am
neuralgia have already succumbed to Um
wonderful remedy Salvation Oil. Pric
only 25 cents a bottle.
Tho leading newspaper at St. Peters
burg denies the stories that the czar is ir
sine.
Young or middle-aged men Buffering frot
nervous debility , loss ol memory , prema
lure old age. as the results ol bad habits
should send 10 cents in stamps lor largo i ;
lustratcd treatise. Address , WORLD'S Du
PEK8AUY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION , 068 Mai ;
Street , Buffalo , N. Y.
The Bohemian diet gives Germany agrea
deal ol distress.
"I would not live alway. " No ; not
disease is to mako my lifo a daily burder
But it need not , good friend " , and will not
you be wise in time. "How many of ou
loved onea are mouldering in the dust wh
might have been spared lor years. Tli
slight cough was unheeded , the man
oymptonu ) ol disease that lurked with !
were slighted and death came. Dr. Pierce1
"Golden Medical Discovery" cannot reca
the dead though it has snatched number
from the verge of the grave , and cui
consumption in its earlier stages.
Oranha erwtod 1.000 buildings last yeai
at a cost of $5,024,000.
Don't Hawk , Spit , Cough ,
suffer dlaiiness , indigestion , inflammatio
o ! the eyes , headache , lassitude , jnabilit
to perform mental work and indispositio
for bodily labor , and annoy and disgue
your friends and acquaintances with you
iias-sal twang and offensive breath and cor
stant efforts to clean your nose and thron
when Dr. Sace's "Catarrh Remedy" wi
promptly relieve you of discomfort an
suHering , and your friends of the disgustin
and needless inflictions of your loathsom
disease ?
Tho orange crop of Louisiana is said t
be but one-tenth of an average.
The Omaha Typa foundry can furnis
new newspaper outfits on short notice
Pricca same : ia in Chicago and Ireijjh
already paid to Omaha.
At this sea&on nearly every one needs to use coma
cert of tonic. IKON enters into almost every phj-
cJcijLn's prescription for those who need building up.
I i. THB
SE57TCIII1C
For Weakue is , liisnltnde , Inclt of
KncDrr , etc. , ic HAS NO liQDAL , and is
tha only Iron medicine that is not injurious ,
It Knnchcn tha Blood , Invigorates the
System , Itestorea Appetite , Ainu Digestion
It does not blacken or in jure tha teeth , cause head-
echo or produce constipation ether Jrnn medicine * do
lisa. MTRA BIATFIEMJ. Norfolk , Keb. , wjs : " I
hivo used nronrn'o Iron Bittcra as a tomo with most
iicppy results. "
Mo. OEAB. WAGNKB , 811 Eighth St. , Omaha.
7Teb.Bars : " I used Brown's IroaUitters for General
Vobuity sad it nada almost a uewman of me. I
cheerituly rccoiJaiond it. "
ME. J. P. MAQDinn , WJeon , Neb. , BSTS : " I havo
used Broom's Iron Bitten for General Debility and
iUdJy recommend it to like aufferers. It hcs made
Gonnico hss shove Trade Mark and crossed rsd lines
en wrapper. Tube no other. Stado only by
? IIOWM CZSLMIC.VL. CO. , EALTIilOilE , 31D.
NEWSPAPER CISTF8TJ
K-'tsmifiSsctl on Qioi-l Wollcc JFVoxi
Oiialjti ui Cliicuivo Prices.
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CXI1RESL'ON'DENCK SOLICITED.
OMAHA TYPE FOUWDR\
Omaha , Neb. , 12th and Howard.
My standing urclers forlo.UOUper inont
T your "TunsiH's Punch" 5c cigur demur
btrates its popularity.
J. II.VIDBER , Drusgist ,
31nrketand Third Stieets , Ban Franciscc
Cat.
Flso'n TUaedy for Catarrh Is th
Beat , Easiest to Use , and Cbcapeit.
Also rood for Cold In the Head ,
Headache , Hay FeT r.&c. 0 cents.
UfJVrn tosrll AOVKI/1 X It tit
ar > e&JTf >
AGENTS WAH l Eo MAOII1 > K8 and KU (
PATTERNS , for making Rnp
Tidier , Hoods. Mittens , etc. Seu
bv mall for SI. ClHCCLAtt
rrFREE. . E. 2COSS S5 CO.
STOLEDO , OHIO.
and N snl ratJirr !
permanently furcd. Glas c
J fitted for all forms of defec
Arlinclileyez TWO. . NOSE & THROAT
Inserted. Addreag Dr. IMl'Er. Omaha. Keh
R13IHE-OP1UM Wnnlt Painlessl
pR1 Cured nt Home. Trcatmcn
sent on trial nnd NO PAY aske
_ nntll you are benefited. Terms lan
Humane Semedy Co. . > aFarettc , Ind
, ' Officer's ray. Dountj
_ , „ , . „ _ ' etc. Write for circular * na
\ H laws. A. W. McCoEMicK & Soy , Washington , D. C
worth 81M FREE. Line
"tundcF trfe Samples horJe'feet. . Wi It. Bre wstei
i Safety Rein Holdar Co. . Holly , Mich. .
kA. . I.KIISIANK. Solicit
, or ot r.ncnts. Waslilngtoa
) . C. Send for Circular.
nd Morphine ITanltCtireil inlOfc
80 days. liefer to 1OOO patients cum
in all parts. Dr. Harsh , Quincy.Hich
ftft7fiU Wanted In cvcrr 'own. to "el late"
A1 jffUfiiflid and best bojt. Weekly t-uUry guas
antced. ASOADKI'UCI.ISHIXO Culilcagj. .
cjjCTI ErorjAplJY 'jCIlru hpre an'l earl
Q nljl.ei \'aIcntrne'liro " . 'jansTUUWl4
A pnsltlTO cure. So KElte.
KoPlusicr. Nnl ! n. W C.
ia l ay e , llarshilltoirn.lowa.
STU1JV. Secure n. Bcslncsa Education bj
HOME tnai iroai UEYJLXT'S COLI.EQn UuSzlo , K.T
EYE DISEASES.
Plow Tiicy ArcSpread by To\voli
Piles , and Spectacles.
To mention a few of the modes <
contagion , 1 have to speak , in the fin
place , of towels , especially of tin
abominable institution known as tli
roller-towel , which has been used s
much in asylums where forty , fifty , c
more children use the same towe
whether they have granular lids or no1
True , in a great , many of these case
the existence of granular lids was nc
known ; but even in cases in which thi
existence of the disease was evidenl
the ignorance or careless of the person
in charge has allowed transmission b
means of towels to be one of tho mos
frequent sources of contagion. As
carrier of the contagion , thn house-fl
plays an important role , especially i
cases of young children wuo are nc
able to protect themselves against th
visits of this little animal. Attracte
by the sweetish odor of the discharge i
will settle upon the eyes of children al
fected with the disease , especially ir
fants , and carry the contagion in it
claws to the other eye or eyes of sleep
ing infants.
bpcctacles may be the carrier of th
contagion. I remember the case of !
younir lady who could not explain sat
isfactorily how she camo to have gran
ular lids. Upon her return to schoo
ahe mentioned that she had granula
lids , whereupon one of her classmate
sa d : "Why , that is the disease which
liave neen suffering from for the las
six months.1' This class-mate wa
Q ear-sigh ted , and used glasses. M ;
patient was also near-sighted but Inn
not used glasses , and whenever sh
wanted to sec anything at a distant
she was in the habit of borrowing thi
spectacles of her friend , and there is n <
[ Joubt in my mind that ihis was thi
moans of carrying the poison from thi
3lassmate's eye to my prlient's eye.
Children with granular lids are verj
ipt to rub the eyes , because the secre
"
tion as it begins"to dry on the edge o
; he lids , causes an irritating , itchinj
sensation. They will now play will
atlier children , and from the r hand
transfer the poison to the hands of tin
31 her children , and these latter nibb.nj
' .heir eyes conbniet the disease. Hand
[ ing objects which have been used b ;
jranular lids patients may be tin
means of carrying the contagion. 1
I'oung ladv who volunteered to teacl
jhildrcn affected with granular lids an <
who had been isolated from other chil
Iron m a certain institution , was warn
3d to be extremelv careful with regan
.o using handkerchiefs , towels , or any
Jiing that belonged to the children
She was well aware oC tho danger , an <
promised to be very careful. She han
Utid nothing whatever , she said , tha
jelongod to the children , left her cloal
juts.de , and in the class-room kep
iway from tho children a distance o
Ivt ; or s x feet. But upon exam.nat 01
jf her eyes fourteen days after she hat
: aken otlicc , it was found that she begai
: o sutler from granular lids. Upon in
juirv , I found that she had takim copy
jooks and slates of the children for cor
rection , and in all probability she go
; he poison from the slates and books 01
lur hands and then conveyed it to he
eyes. A teacher of another section ii
.lie same institution was more careful
iho bimply walked into the class-room
lid not touch anything belonging to tin
: hidrcn , and fqr two or three months
hiring tha duration of this epidemic
; ! ie % vanot afftiutud by Um disease
Tlio atmosphere had evidtsntly not beei
; hc carrier of tho contagion in the lirs
: : UC. McdiMl and
The City of Prague.
Prague is an honorable roprcsenta
; 5vu of the Bohemian nation. It is su
? erbly situated ou both sides of tin
Moldeuu , in an amphitheatre of hills
ivith a splendid view up and down tin
: ivcr. The two parts of tho city an
'onuocted by several line bridges , tw ;
: > f which aro suspension. There i
i marked difference between a bridgi
! n Europe and a bridge in America
A. bridge across an American river is ;
ight and airy .structure , striking on ac
ii > unt ot its length and design , au (
usually stronger than it seems. J
jr.dgc in Europo , even across a streau
if moderate width , is absolutely inonu
mental. It is of solid stone , as mi-sivi :
is the pyramids , and when it is once h
) ! uco is"expected to endure forever
Those of stone at Prague are honorabli
specimens of the enduring style 01
jridgo architecture. The suspension
jridges , like those elsewhere- Europe
lave long iron limbs instead of th <
, vire cables used in America , which
iiusfc greatly increase their % veight am
equirc a corresponding increase o
iirength in the piers. One of thcsi
jr dges ( Carlsbruchc ) was built iiv <
nnulred years ago , but underwent some
ihanges during the subsequent tw <
hundriid years. But thu most rccen
mprovvments are of ample antiquity.
[ t is flanked by tall lowers that onct
ierved for the defense of the city. Il
las sixteen arches , and the piles arc
n-namcnted by th.rty statues and
rroups of saint ? , conspicuous amonj
vhich are St. John Xepomuceno , tc
vhosc memory it is held sacred. Ev
sry \ car it < s the resort of thousands oi
levout Bohemians , who gather on the
> r dge and bring garlands , candles anc
) thir offerings. A less solid structure
vould go down into tho swift river be-
ow with the. weight of the worshipers ,
Cor. San Francisco Chronicle.
Anecdotes of Fox.
When the great Fox , in 1784 , ran fo :
Parliament at Westminster , he asked j
icrtain bluff trades man to give him hi :
upport.
"Sir , " said the tradesman , ' ! ad
nire your abilities , but d your prin
iiples ! " "Sir , " replied Fox. urbanely.
' 1 admire your sincerity , but d yoii ]
uanners ! "
On another day. Fox approached i
.addict' in the Htiymarket with the
lame request.
The man produced a halter , will
vhich he said he wis ready to obligt
iim.
iim.Fox
Fox answered :
"I return you thanks , my friend , bu
. ' should be sorry to deprive j'ou of it
is I presume it must be a famih
> ieceM S ! . Louis'Magazine.
THE HOUSE OF ARGYLL.
Distinguished Members of tlieTamlJ
to Wlilch Sir Colin CnrupboIZ
It is related in the argument of tl :
Campbell case that when tiio marqui
of Lome married the Princess Louis <
one of the Campbell Highlanders e :
claimed : "Eh. inonthe queen mus
be a proud leddy to-day. " Whateve
may be the merits of tho great divorc
case , it can not to-day be n source <
much pride to tho queen that her famil
is in any way associated with so ui
seemingly a scandal.
The moral heredity of the Campbell
of tho Argyll family is a strange mi :
turo of good and bad. They claii
descent through a line of Celtic clue !
from King Arthur , and certainly fc
nearly five hundred years they have o <
cupied an important and often distil
gu shed place in history. As thes
Highland lords , these earls , marquises
and dukes march down this stretch c
time they present a singular array c
lofty religious principle , utter lack c
moral obligation ; chivalrie loyalty , bas
intrigue ; peers .n the realm of litera
ture and science , worse than commoner
in the ranks of ordinary culture
friends of men and women of the high
est purity of character , the associate
of ruffians and wantons. As a rul
they were courteous in their homes am
brave in their conllicts.
Tho first marqu s was a Covcnatc
and a soldier , who fought the royalis
forces , and on the reconciliation am
restoration be placed the crown on tin
bead of Charles If. It was even though
the king would marry a daughter of th
marquis , and thus anticipate by tw <
centuries the union of the royal famil
ind the house of Argyll. But phieinj
the crown on the king's head did no
assure the marquis of saving his owi
iiead. He was condemned for his pro
pious disloyalty , and , according 1o tin
Scotch chronicles , met his deathvitl
; he dignity of a true nobleman and th <
: neekness of n Chr.stian. "
The son of this dignified and piou :
gentleman was on the royal side , am
was in high favor after the restoration
Subsequently he got into trouble ii
Scotland , and was thrice condcmnei
oefore he met his death. The royal in
luence saved him the first time. Hi ,
second escape is a pleasing episode ii
the light of the most recent events ii
liis family. His devoted wife carriei
lim from his prison disguised as J
lage , aad after dangerous wander ng
ic landed in Holland , whence he POOI
returned , only to lay his head upon the
alock , as his"father had done befon
iim.
iim.Tho next distinguished member of tin
'amily was "the grand" duke of Arg\U
ivho with both merit and discredit
Iguted in important affairs. Ho was !
'ricnd and afterward a traitor to Marl
borough , lie seems to have been en
.irely unreliable , but it is said he wa ;
loted for "the benevolence of his dis
jositou , " and that this , in spite of hi ;
ittleness of character , gained him tin
name of the "Grand Duke. " If thi
nost conspicuous member of the fam
ly to-day is to be believed , possibly tin
jouse of Marlborough is repaying thi
> eriidy of the grand duke.
The Argyll of our day who ha ;
ichieved the greatest meritorious dis
: inction is the eighth dukc.a statesmar
> f mediocre abliiy. a literary man , am
ihilosophur JIu wrote a book cut tlo <
"The llu'ign of Law , " a work showing
.hat everything is governed by somi
[ aw. Hi ? . gcHC'rali/.ation is perhaps
treiiglhcd by the exceptions pruscnlci
n many of I he deeds of his own fam
ily. The pre-nut marquis of Lome i
listinguirilicd ii l nglaud : is the sonin
aw of the quiM n , and in the Argyl
.loaiain in Scotl.usd as having confer
ed the favor of h s hand on tin
rjuc'ei\'rf ' daughter. Sir Colin Campbell
i cadat of the great house of Arg11
-ecms to be chielly distinguished fo ;
liis very bail habits and as.-ociatos , ant
for liis very notorious divorce suit.
'J hero is another Sir Colin Campbol
n history. He docs not go bacic t <
[ ving Arthur ; his lineal ancestors d <
not aiipuar in the rojal courts and thi
eckle.ss intrigues , nor on the fata
jcafiblds of several centuries. Hi
'athcr was a cabinet-maker of Glasgow ,
tie AVfiit into tha peninsular war as ar
insign , and , as ayoi'.ng British oilicor
jaw .service in our war of 1812. Where
.here was service , he saw iL When
: here was honor he won it. In the Grim
; an war he conimandud thu Iligiilain
jrigadc , and at Balakiava he beat bad
; he great swarm of llussian cavalrj
ivith his brave and sturdy Highlanders.
So commanded the forces in India ant
Itiellcd the great mutiny. Ha became
Lord Clyde , but to history he is Sii
2olin Campbell , one of the braves :
> oldiers and one of tho best general :
, he British army has produced.
His name was Colin Maclivcr. Tt
ileasc an undo he assumed the namt
) f Campbell , lie gained nothing b\
; he change beyond confusion with thi
lame of Sir Colin Campbell , whose
teeds and misdeeds are sounding hi-
nfamy throughout the world. Louis
iillc Courier-Journal.
Mutually Unsatisfactory.
"Look hero , " said an Austin dude U
t newspaper reporter , "you tell mo :
: ouple of good jokes. 1 want to ge
hem off as or g nal. you know , at a lit
; le social gathering to-night. I'll lent
con live dollars if you do. "
I don't think it will work , " repliec
.he newspaper man , umisirelv.
"Why not ? "
"I am so blamed poor that if I an
bund with live dollars on my person ,
. ' 11 be suspected of having stolen them
ind you are so blannid stupid that 5
roil get oft't good joke , everybody wil
; uspcet3"ou right ell' " 2'exoj Siftings ,
Everything Goes.
" \Vouid you take a poor man's las
icnfc for : v gla3 of gin ? " asked thi
ramp , in a respectful voice.
"Certainly. " replied the bartender
Briskly , "that's what I'm here for. "
"Wu ! ! , " sa'd the tramp , as he re
r rnud Ihn glass to tho counter am
> roduecd his last cent , "there you arc , '
ind then he walked sorrowfully bu
lastily ' IG York Sun.
At the inasqucrndo hall in Adiu lan
week , St. Jacobs Oil look the first jirizt
Nothing titnuiKe in tliis. us it is liiglil ,
prized incverj family ivheronnod cnpeciall ,
in oura. Hiehcr , Cnl. , Mountain Tribuu
iy : tu Scnlc.
' Did you get diamonds for Christmas ? '
6he.ir.is asking in a Baker street car.
Yes. "
"Homuch did they cost ? "
"My husband euys $350 , but I havon1
bad a jeweler prico them yet. My mind i
made up to scale all the way from $35' '
down to $15. "
' That's right , Bertha. It may save yoi
a great shock to your nervous system. "
Mr. Geo. Deuternmn , New York City , sul
fered nearly a month with a severe cough
and having tried several remedies with
out relief , finally used Red Star Cougl
Cure winch , he says , proved "speedy an <
effectual.1 * _
Care of Ilor c > Feet.
It is generally conceded by horsemen tha
lameness originates chiefly in the fault ;
treatment of the horse's foot. This fac
suggests several recommendations for th
mitigation of the evil : first , bare feet. I
may be stated as a general propositioi
that any horse with fairly good feet ncec
never bo shod at all. In the barefootec
horse the heels spread out , the frogs descend
ridges form upon the soles , giving to tin
bottom of the feet a good purchase upoi
either a rough or smooth surface. He sooi
learns to rely upon himself and so adjust
his equilibrium to motion that ho neithe :
strains himself , nor slips nor stumbles
Horsemen havo often given this plan
short , faint-hearted trial , but on the firs
rnanifestnlions of foot Bareness at the em
of a few weeks , nnd before the feet havi
become inured to the change , usually havi
the shoes replaced again. [ Spirit of thi
Turf. _
New remedies and old ones under nev
introduced t
names are being conbtsintly
the * public , but Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup stil
takes the lead for the cure of Coughs , Colds
etc. 25 cents. _
Bill Xye complnins ol the notable lack o
' ' "Hamlet. "
local gags in Booth's
A Great OOer.
No mnttcr in what part you live , yoi
had better write to Ha licit & Co. , Tort
land , Maine , without delay ; they will senc
you free information about work that yoi
can do and live at home , at a profit o
from § 5 to $25 and upwardu daily , j
number have earned over $30 in a day
Both scses. All ages. You are started ii
business free. Capit.il not needed. Everj
worker who takes hold atonceisabsoluteli
. Now is tin
sure of a snug little fortune.
time. _ _ _ _ _ _
It is curious but a man is called fnste :
when ho goes blow ou food.
He TTlmulc * Hi * Paver.
Mr. Editor : I was induced by rendin :
your good paper to try Dr. Harter'n Iroi
Tonic for debility , liver disorder and fit-rot
ula , and three bottles have cured me. Ac
cept my thanks. Jos. C. Boggs. Ex.
There are 172 specimens of blind crea
lures known to science.
The l > et ronsiJ mcJIcIncl I'lso's Cure lor Con
sumption. Sola everywhere .5C.
MM. Ferry and do Freycinct have be
come reconciled politically.
pair of hoots can be saieil yearly by nslnj
Lon's r.itcnt Metallic Heel Ftiffeneis.
Barlholdi has been promoted to tin
rank of commander of theLegion of Honor
Yt'eulily IVoincn witH I'alc ,
Colorleas faces need CARTER'S IKON FILLS
Scnalor Evnrls says that he believes i ?
Ihe hoicdily of education.
Excursions to tlse Winter Resorts o ,
tJio Sontli.
The Wabash , St. Louis & Pacific Ry. an
now Bellini : round-trip lickets , good untii
1 tine 1st. 1S3T , at greatly reduced rates ,
to Mobile , New Orleans , 1'etif.acola. Jack
sonville , Cedar Keys , and sill the piincipu !
points in the south. For further informa
tion and tickets , call on or write F. E ,
Mooies , Ticket Anent , or G. N. Clayton ,
Norllnxeslcrn Pabsenuer Agenl , 1302 Far-
nam Slreet , Omaha , Nub. _
The year 1SSG was active as a niilroac
buildin < 4 season.
oMnfned by LonlsrnpstPr&Co. A
. V.riliifcEUli , I ) . C. fefdlUri. AdUcufroi
Ilundrcds of persons were killed at r
fair lately in India.
and Bysprpkltx Cured
By C UITF.K'S LITTL NEUVE Pit.i . Twenty-
tivo ccnls.
John A. Logan's widow will receive si
jovernmenl pension of 52,000 a year.
TThoa Baby was nick , ira gfire her Ccstorfa ,
"Wlisn cho was a Child , she cried for Castoria ,
WLon oho bocom : iliss , sho clung to Caatoria ,
TTLan sho bad Cliildroa , she gave them Castoila ,
The nevr civil service rules have ceen ap
proved by the president.
If SttfTererH From Coihijiiplloi ,
Scrofula , Bronchitis , and General Debility
will try SCOTT'S EMULSION of Cod Liver Oil
iith Hypophosphitcs , they will find ini-
fnediate relief and perminatc benefit. Q'he
Medical Profession universally declare it a
-emedy of the great st value and very pal-
.table. Read : ' 'I have used Scott's Emul
sion in peveral cases of Scrofula and Dubil-
ty in Children. Results most gratifying ,
' .fy little patients take it with pleasure. "
W. A. HCLISEIIT , M. D. , Salisbury , 111.
Tennpfpee has raised $700,000 worth o !
leauuts this year.
A SLIGHT COLD , if neglected , often attacks
: hc lungs. Buo\v.\'s liiioxcniiL Tiiociics
; ive suie and immediate relief.
Ninety million shad were hatched in ttiia
lountry during 1SSG.
We would be pleased to know of a man
> r woman who lias never had headache or
> een subject to constipation. As Ihese
ieein to be universal troubles si little advice
nny be in order. Why nhould persons
Tarn their stomachs with nauseating pur-
; sitive pills , etc. , which sicken s > nd dcbili-
ate uhen such Hplesigantnml sterling rem-
: dy as Prickly Ahh Hitters will act mildly
ind effectively on ihe liver , kidney , stoin-
ich and bowels , a ml at the same time tone
ip and strengthen the whole eystem , cans-
ug headache , constipation and all Mich dis-
: ressing evils to quickly disappear.
Ifc is reported that 1 , > .000 Jews haV3
) ccn expelled from Kiev. Russia.
To get relic ? Iroin infligestlon , Dilionsnoss ,
: on6tipation or torpid liver without dis
turbing the stomach or purging the bowels ,
lake a few doses of Carter's Little Liver
[ 'ills , they will please you.
The Omaha lyjw foundry can furnish
lew newspaper outfits on short notice.
Prices same as in Chicago and freight
ihciuiy paid tu Omaha.
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IT IS A P UHECT VEGETABLE PREPARH10 !
PRIC
5ENNA-P VNriAkE-BUCHU
It ban stood the Test of Years ,
in Caring all Diseases of tho
" BLOOD , LIVEK , STOM
ACH , KIDNEYS.BOW-
EIS.&c. ItPurifiesthe
Blood , Invigorates anc
[ j Cleanses the System.
DYSPEPSIA.CONSTT-
CURES PATI01T , JAUNDICE
ALLDlSEASESGFTOEf SICKEEADACHEEIL-
IOUS COMPLAHITS&c
IIVER
disappear at once under
KIDMETS its beneficial influence
STOMACH It is purely a Medicine
AND as its cathartic proper
ties forbids its use as a
BOWELS. beverage. It is pleas
ant to top taste , and as
easily taken by cbild-
rcn as adnlts.
FRiGKLY ASH BITTERS CO
PRlCElDOLLARl Solo Proprietore ,
STiouis nnd KASSAS Crrr
Too much efforb cannot be made to bring
to tho attention of suffering womanhood
the great value of Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound as a remedy for the dis
eases of women. Such an one is the wife of
General Barringsr , of Winston , N. C. , end
we quote from tho General's letter as fol
lows : "Dear Mrs. Pinkham : Please allow
me to add my testimony to the most ex
cellent medicinal qualities of your Vegeta
ble Compound. Mrs.Burriuger v.-astrc.ited
fur .several years for what the physician
called Lenconlnra and Prolapsus Uteri
combined. I hent her to Richmond , Va. ,
where t.he remained for BIX months under
the treatment of an eminent PliA'hieinn
without any permanent benefit. She was
induced to try your medicine and after a
reasonable time commenced to improve
and is now able to attend to her business
and considers herself ruLLV .ISULIEVKD. "
[ General Barringer is the proprietor of the
American HotelYinston , N. C. , sind is
widely known. ]
is
issucU S'cpt. izrui J
, ca-oli year. K. S 31S
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' S''SClO ' ilIu > Ltratoi S a
nrSiole Pictxive Gallery.
GIV1ZS Vs'liolcsalc Prlcea
direct to conitttnrr.v on all i ools for
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order , and gives cruet cost of everj--
tlitijg yon use , cal , Crisilc , vrcnr , or
Iiave funvltli. . Tlif so IXVA
BOOKS contain infciiH.-iloii
from Uio mariict , of < Jif irorlsl. "VTc
will mail a copy PRKK to any ntl-
ctrecs upon receipt of 1O els. to defray
expense of mailing. Ti us bear from
yon. llespectf lly ,
WIONTGOMERY WARD & CO.
E2T & 2U3 AVaSasJi ATCUUC. CUicaco , 1U ,
Ilaveyou heard of the nUiunrtlnsrediictlon forDc.
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known ; guarantee comfort snJ cure without opera
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1'erfect retention nigh and < iajr. No chaHnc fculti-d
tonllasrs. NOW. OXi.Y 10. Sendforclicular
of incaauremunts , IiiBtruutinns and proofi. Ge cured
at horao an * be h.-.ony. DR. J. A. SHERMAN ,
234 Broadway , Now York.
\ & MT Vif31T allTecnerSEtlc msn
: Va ka a fa WtJ orvoinan iieedmsr
profltahla employment to reprcient uIn every
county. Salao'S Spermontn and CTpensfs , or
; commission on soles If preferred. Goods staple.
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STAIIDARD SILTERWAKK CO. , BOSTON , MA.'PR. '
% HjijBP ] forplilne tl il > it Cnrodla 11
§ trHPfitaJ to' od.iys. Ho pay till Cured.
U UU9&t9 UK J. Srnruexj. Leiianju. Outo.
"rodnee the Choicest Howcn , R'JU f'
Vr.-etablM nnd Crops. Double * UU 3 fc
ALLT1KL = S. 5KH OATS. VWEAT. POTATOrS. KAIILKV AMI Tl.t.l TABLES.
SEEDS WARRANTED. 100.CO07 CENTl'lantDon't I.UT n
youseecaUlu Wltll PriZO Offer. JOU3 A.bALZ BLilroiif .TTJ
fo ? Infants and © hidrena !
'Cnatcria Is so well adapted to children that
recommecd it as superior to any prescription
fcnorni to me. " n. A. ARCHEI : , M. D. ,
Ill So. Oxford St , Brocklya , N. Y.
Th * Great Nurasry of
PERGHERON HORSES.
200 Imported Brood Marcs
Of CnoicestFamllioo.
LARG12 NUiUBKRS ,
All Agos , both Sexes ,
IN STOCK.
300 to 400 IMPOIITED ANNUALLY
from France.all recorded with extended pedlfrrees In tho
I'ercheron Stud Looks. Tho Pcrcliei on is the only draft
breed of France poywwlnu a stud book thnt has tlm
support and endorsement of tht > French Government.
Bend for lHO-pago CitaloRue , illustrations by .Uota
" ' R3. W. DUNHAM ,
Wayne , DuPage Co. , Illinois.
Have been enjoyed by citizen * of ovory town ami
city in tho U. S. AIarvcluu < Cures hive lieen wit
nessed by thou ands of people , wno cnn testify tu
THE woxnERFcr. IIEAI.INO POVTEK or
Oil
Neuralgia , Toothache , Headache , Earache ,
Catarrh , Croup , Sore Throat.
Lame Back , Stiff Joints , Contracted Cords ,
Sprains , Bruises , Burns , Fever Sores ,
Wounds , Old Sores , Chilblains , Frost
Bites , Sore Nipples , Caked Breasts , and
AH Aches and Pains ,
are quickly relieved by this inaeicnl remedy. Try it
once and you will never IKS without it. Knrfaleby
DniEcists. 1'nce.GOc. OurSuVC 1 > < > OK fn-e to ill I.
Address WIZARD OIL COMPANY. CHICAGO.
Will purify the BLOOD rcculato
tho LJVEP ar < l KIDNEYS nni >
lF < Tonr the HE A I/THnnO VIG
OR of YOUTH ] > ysrei iii.Wia
ofAppetitf. Inrtige tionJ-jickot
Strenstb and Tired Ftlinc ab
solutely rnred : Bones , muh-
clen nnd nerres receive new
for-e. Enlivens tho miml
ami supplies UrainPowr.
SuffBrinii from complaint *
' DR. IIAKTEK'S IBON
fc3)Fii5 P'HEni - > in
rONIOasifennd.peeilycurp. . Givcsnclear.heal
thy compleiion. Freqn nt attempts at connterleit-
! of the original. W
ini ; only add to the i puarity
notexperimont et tho Omen : * ! . AND Bi-sr.
HARTER" ? LIVER PILLS V
A Dr.
SlckB
HCure CotJ3tlpatlon.Llv r Comolalnt and
MHeidaclie. Sample Dose and Dream BooVrj
" mallsd on receipt of two cents In postage , ff
ydress ; DR. HAR ER. Mecical Co. , St.Louis
WEAK , WERVQUS PEOPLE
An < l others s-uffcrlnp from
mrvoas debility , exhausting
trkronic < lL-ea-es , prematuru
" . clmc of jounij or Old aro
positively cun-il l > y Vr.
lliirne'si famoub iieclro-
. _ -Masiielle licit. 7houands
n every - \5Stato in the L'niun li\e Vtn cunil.
Slectrlrl yjjlty ir.iLintly felt Paienfe < lar. < l fold Hi
icara Whole family cm wear same belt Kleetrlr
n peniorlc v fn-e v > ith male Iwlu. Aoul worthless im-
tations ani bosus rompanie Kleetrlc Trti e Top
Uupture. 70O cured in'SIi. Fcnil stamp fi > . jKiniphlet.
Us.v. . J. HBSHE , IHVEHTOB , I3i WAS H Av. , CHICAGO.
\V. N. U. . Omaha
Castarla cures Colic , Cccstlpation ,
Sour Stomach , Diarrhoea , Eructation , I
Tvillg Worms , gives sleep , aad proaiotea ci
sestion.
'Without icjurious zaedic&tioa.
TUB CSSTAUR Corposr , 1S3 Fulton Street. N. Y.
did the Women
of this country use ever thirteen'million cakes of
Procter & Gamble's Lenox Soap in 1886 ?
Buy a cake of Lenox and you will soon understand why.