NONE BUT MOTHER. irtiows of Uic v/ork ft makes _ To ki'i-p tin ? li.iitiLtogether ; Xo1 < uly I ; 1 1 tws the stt-jis it lukcs , Kobody kiiuwa but iiu.ibcr. Nnbn.lv lislcns tr > c-lifhllsb woes \Vliidi Kii-si's only fcinolbor ; Jf'ilxjdy'fl I'iiiiii-d by ti.uighty blows Nobody only imithur. Nobody knoirs of the sleepless care I'l-strv.-fil iiiioii biby brother ; -xly ktiuviM of t'li 'tender pray'r dy oil } ' inotliur. Nobo.'ly lno s < if tlie lessens taught Of lovinir one nnother : Ifnbody Kfious of llic patience sought , Nobouy only mother. Nobody knows of the anlous fears L < -st diirlinjrs may uolventher The .storm 01 life In aftiT years , Nobody kuinva but mother. Nobody kneels at tlie throne above To tiank the Ilt-aveiily Father , Fortnat mother's love sweeUu-tpft a ; Nobcdy van but mother. 11 , U. L'odfjc. in Dclro't Prte Press. THE LADY OF LONE LAKE. Oner beautiful summer evening I was rowing iv th a friend on one of those romantic lakes in thu west of Ireland. The day had been a hot one , and the midsummer sun looked like a ball of lire , as it slowly sank behind the horizon. It was a beautiful scene. The lake lay like a sheet of silver. 'To the right , were high banks fringed with dark Irees , and perpendicular clifl's al most hidden by clinging vines. To the left stretched level meadows , dolled with grazing cattle. Above us was the mellow sky , while from the cast arose the full moon lo replace thu fierce rays of the day-god with her mild radiance. In the distance w could see the dark outlines of an old baronial castle , almost hidden by intervening trees. This , my companion informed 7iie , was Larrimoor Hall. We lay aside our oars , and for a time floated silently over thu glassy surface of the lake , enraptured by .the beauti ful scene. . 1 was a young artist , living in'London at that time , and now lakinc my summer vacation. It was my first vis.t to the "Emerald Isli > , ' and I had been wandering with delight , among Hit romantic mountains' glens and lakes , filling my soul with beauty and my portfolio wilh sketches. My compan ion was the young Lord of Glcudalc. whose acquaintance 1 had madu while traveling on the cont nent. Happening to meet him in my wanderings he had insisted on my accompanying him le hiscountry seat , a-suring me that the scenery around il surpassed anything 1 had yet seen. The scenery was indeed charming ; hut as yet I have been more charmed with my host's fair sister , Nora , who , as their parents are de.ul , and the huir yet unmarried , was acting as the lady of Glendale. As we floated the glow faded , and thu soft moonlight bathed the lake and rocks and meadows with silver. The Jake was quite isolated , being on the border between the estates of Glendale nnd Lar moor , and wase'.Ueni visited hy anyone but the members of these two families. To-night we were its sole visitors. Imag ne my surpr soafter jfloat ng for some time in silence to sec a small boat rowod S.y a ligure in white glide swiftly over the aurfaep. "We are not alone. " said I , pointing to it. "Ah , " said my companion , "that is only a spectre. Did y on never hear the'story'of the 'Lady of Lone Lake. ' " ' No , " said 1 , "but melhinks she rows remarkably well for a spirit ; let's give chase. " 1 so"zed the oars and rowed rapidly after Ihe receding boat. As soon as Ihe rower perceived that she ivas followed , she turned her boat towards the high banks and in an in stant disappeared mysteriously among the ivy-clad rocks. Out of breath J dropped the oars and sa'd , "Tell me the story of which you spoke. " My companion , who had sat silent during jny rapid chase , smiled sadly as he began : "The present Lord of Larrimoor , who lives in the hall yonder , is a very hard , stem man. and he rules everything in his power with an iron hand. His wife , a beautiful woman , has been dead these many years. He married her lo gain possession of her large estate. While woo ng her he overcame his harsh manners as much as his nature would permit. But after the prize was fully his , lie relaxed into his natural , icy sternness. She lived a most seclud ed life , and died in a few \ cars , had one child , much like4 its mother , only more liighsp"rtcd. Her father idolized her , nnd , until she was twenty years old , never crossed her by word or deed. Then his avaricious nature got the bet ter of his affection. He desired her lo juarrv a baron nearly as old as himself , hut possessed of vast 'estates. The hgh-spiriled girl rebelled. The father insisted * and , in spite of her remon strance , preparations were made for the -wedding. The daughter said no more and the-father thought he was going to have his way. The wedding night came. The guests were assembled. The bridegroom was waiting. The hour came but thu bride came not Complaining of weariness she had re tired to her room soon after dinner , promising to appear at the appointed time if they would not disturb her. Al last her father sent for her. She was Dot in her room. Tho house MTU searched , the grounds , the neighbor hood : but she could not be found. "Next day a shawl belong.ng to th < girl was found down bv this lake. A : it was the only tract of her , people con eluded that , to escape a fate so repulsivt to her , she had drowned herself. J little after that the spectre you hav < just seen began to frequent those waters Many have tried to overtake it as yoi did , "but it alwavs vairshqs arnonsr thos < rocks ; and so they think it is Lucia , th < lost heiress of Larrimoor. " The young lord seemed greatly mov ed by the sad story he had just related and I could not help but feelthat lit had taken more than a pass'ng iutcres Jn the unfortunate girl. After a mo ment of science , during which he begai to pull for lha homeward shore , I said Hid the lady no other admirers ? " "Oh , yes ; many : " he replied ; "bti fe v dared to approach , and these hci father repulsed. " After a minute lie continued : "It is useless for mo to try lo conceal mv feelings from you , fol I fuel that you have already divined them. I. also , loved the buautiful lady , though she knew not of 1113' affection. My parents were the olily people in tLc country with whom Lord Larrimooi was on fr'cndly terms , and during his lady's lost sickness my mother attended her constantly. After her death slit took great interest in tho child , who was about the age of my sister , and used to 'bring Lucia home with her to stay a week at a time. Then we three would ifavo grand times romping about the hall and playing in the park. Some times we were allowed to accompany Lucia home ami stay to tea ; but 1 neve'i enjoyed these visits. The old hall seemed so dark and gloomy , and its master so slcrn and taciturn. As we grew older we wore together fcven more.Canteringovei the hills on horseback , or taking rambles in the woods. Hut most of all we liked to row about on this very lake. My father taught me to row as soon as 1 was large enough to handle an oar , and 1 instructed tlie girls. Lucia be came very skillful , and could outrow both of us. Afterwards my mother died , and my sister and I were sent away to school. As long as my father lived we spent our vacations at home. But ho survived my mother only two years. 'After his death we made our home with an aunt in Dublin , and Glendale Hallvas closed. After J iinishcd my course , we spent three years in travel. After an absence ol live years I returned to Glendale to liud my playmate , whose memory ] had cherished during all the years oi our sepcration , a beautiful and accom plished young lady. She and my sis ter resumed the'r former friendship : but she seemed shy of me , and before ] had an opportunity to open my hear ! to her , she sought refuge from hoi father's cruelty in a watery grave. " Dur r.g this recital we had left the boat , and were now picking our way along the uneven path wiiich led to the house. 11 was quite late when w < : reached the hall , and we soon separated for the night. ' I lay down , but not to sleep. The occurrences of the evening filled my mind , and banished sleep from my eyelids. I longed to fathom the mys tery. 1 had no faith in the supernatur al , and I no more believed the boat we had seen was rowed by a spirit , than ] believed myself to be a ghost. I could not help but think that it was the un fortunate girl , whom my friend was mourning as dead ; and that she was in hiding somewhere among her native rocks , though how she managed tt evade pusiiit and vanish so suddenly , was more than I could make out. My convictions were strengthened by the fact that the body had never been re covered , though the old lord had offer ed large rewards , and every peasant in the country had been on the lookout. Before I went to sleep I had formed : i plan , and determined to investigate the matter the next night ; with my friend's help if he were willing : if not , alone. When I disclosed my project to Lord Glendale , he shook his head dubiously , and tried lo dissuade me. assuring me that he had tried many times to capture the mysterious rover ; but always in vain , but seeing that I was determined to go. he was too gallant to refuse to accompany me. About sunset we took our way to the lake , and embarke.l in separate boats. I felt that littlu could be accomplished , by pursuit. It was this mysterious vanishing we must pre vent if possible. So 1 determined to take my place near where tho boat disappeared. Lord Glendaie , who was a rapid rower , was to wait on tho op- pos tc side and. at the right moment give chase , while I would stand guard over the mysterious rock. The evening was not as bright as the preceding one had been , for the sky was overcast bv iihny clouds which part'ally obscured the moon. I pushed my skiff as much into the shadow as possible , and waited in silence. In a lew minutes I heard ( he sound of splashing waters , it seemed to come from behind the rocks. Presently a boat , rowed by the most beautiful creature I had ever seen , parted the vines wh'ch had hung down over the rocks near by , and shot away across the lake and down tlie stream. I stationed myself at tlie exact spot whence the iioat had emerged , and waited anx iously for my friend to act. AI last it came slowly back. Lord Glendale was on the alert and immediately gave chase , anil pursued and pursuer shot towards me with incredible rapidity. I tried to keep down my rising excitement. I felt that now or never was the time , and I crouched low , fearing that she might sec me and dart oil' in some other direction. She was evidently wearied with her long row. for my friend was close upon her. She did not see me un- till her skiff touched mine. Quick as a flash she turned but we were both close upon her , and , by some unlucky move ment , her frail bark was overturned , and , with a wild cry for help , she sank out of sight. Glendale was in tho water in an in stant He caught her the first time she rose , and we soon had her in the boat. She was no ghost , but a dripping , half- drowned , frightened girl. She re proached us for molesting her , ami hgjrged pitcously to be released. Glen dale wrapped the dripping form in my coat , assuring her that we were friends and would be most happy to serve her. She seemed to recognize him , and I fell sure from their conversation that she was indeed Lucia , the lost heiress oi Larrim'oor. As the other boats had floated away , Glendale explained to hei that it would be necessary for us to con vey her to her place of abode , and thai we"must go quickly , for both of then ; were dripping wet. To this she seem ed reluctant to consent , but , being re assured of our good-will , she shower us an opening in , the rocks entirely concealed by overhanging vines Through this we passed into a shallow channel. It was a very singular place. This channel , enclosed between , twc high and rocky banks , was about thre < rods long and. perhaps , half as wide ii tho midiilrt. narrowing at each end , it ; inner wall became continuous with tin shore of the lake. Our fair guide di rectcd us to theupper end , where wt found a natural landing , which led ii : up to a door in the rocks. In answei to her call this door was opened by ai aged woman. She seemed very mucl frightened on seeing us ; hut after a few words from Lucia , she bade us enter , and , busied herself making a lire and othewise ministering to our comfort. The appartment was low , but roomy , and div.ded by screencs into parlor , sleeping rooms and kitchen. While Glendale dried his drenched garments and we drank the cheering cup of tea prepared for us by the old woman , Lucia told her story , which was briefly this : .Despairing of escape from the hated alliance in any other way , she" had ap pealed lo her old nurse for aid. This woman , then nearly eighty years old , was living with her son in a cottage on a neighboring estate , having quarrelled with Lord Larrimoor someyears before. She and her husband , now dead , had been servants to Lucia's grandfather. The old woman readily espoused Lucia's cause , and , the day before the wedding , she entered the hall unnoticed and 'found her way to Lucia's room. She disguised Lucia as a beggar , and in the bustle of preparation they managed to escape. The cave had been discovered and occupied by some English fugitives dur ing the troublous times of Cromwell. It was afterward occupied and enlarged by a wizard hermit. But he had been dead for half a century and the cave deserted. Its entrance had been over grown by vines , and those who had known of its existence , except the old nursu , were deatl or gone away. Even she had not thought of it for years , un til her anxiety quickened her failing memory. Hither she had conveyed her charge , and hither they had lived in seclusion for live years. A lonely l.fe indeed for a beautiful young woman ; but she chose it rather than sell herself for gold. She besought us not to reveal her hiding place. We re assured her of our friendship , and asked permission to visit her again. This was readily granted , and we were invited lo return again next evening and bring Nora with us Great was Nora's surprise when we recounted our adventures to her. At lirst she could hardly believe us ; but , seeing we were realy in earnest , she \ gladly accepted the joyful news , and expressed herself anxious to visit her old friend in her strange abode. After that we frequently visited the cave , but always with great secrecy. Indeed , it was seldom that the gathering shadows of evening d d not find Lord Glendale thither , and his radiant countenance gave us assurance that his visits were in vain. As for Nora and I , we loved better to walk in the fragrant garden , or wander among the grand old trees that surround the hall. I had already extended my vacation to unprecedented length , and was be ginning to think seriously of returning to my work , when Glendale , one even ing , informed me that on the morrow he would wed the fair Lucia. It was a quiet wedding , in the rocky cave which had sheltered the beautiful bride for so many weary years. An old priest per formed the ceremony , of which Nora , tho nurse , and I were the only wit nesses. A few days later I look my departure with a light heart , for Nora was my promised wife. Tho Lord and Lady of Glendale passed their honeymoon quiet ly at Glendale Hall. The hard old Lord had long looked upon his daughter as dead , and was so overcome to receive her again that he forgave her entirely , and became from that time forth a changed man. All this happened years ago. Nora and I are married now. and our home is in London ; but every summer we spend our vacation with the Lord and Lady of Glendale , at their beautiful country seat. Mary Kcim , in The L'ttr- renl. An E-.hvin Forrest Anecdote. When Clark Mills was casting his statue of Gen. Jackson on a balancing horse , now in Lafayette square , . Edwin Forrest , then playing an engagement at Washington , asked permission to witness the casting of a large part of it. On the day appointed for casting the statue M.lls notified Forrest , who with other gentlemen and ladies as sembled within the inclosure. The party gathered around the pit , while Forrest placed himself on a plank laid directly across the pit. At a given sig nal Mills removed the plugs from the furnace , and the molten bronze began to pour out from the furnace into the mold below. Unfortunately , some wa ter had got into the mold and a terrible explosion took place ; the earth , sand , and molten metal Hew in all directions. Mills was knocked heels over head ; one of the sides of the inelosnre was blown out ; half the guests were knocked down or covered with earth ; seme were scorched , the others lied in dismay. When the smoke and steam had cleared away Mills rose from the earth and discovered Forrest still standing on the plank across the pit. "Great heavens ! " exclaimed Mills , as soon as he could get his breath , "Mr. Forrest , I hope youj are not hurl. " "Hurt,1'replied Forrest , "what is there to hurt anv- bodv ? " "Thank God , " cried Mills. "But ain't you frightened ? " "Fright ened , " replied Forrest , "why should I be frightened ? I thought this was a part of tha performance. " Boston Jiudget. Multam in Parvo. A bachelor's miss-shun is not a miss- take. take.Oaths Oaths are passwords to Hell's outer door. A false-hood never covers an honest head. Memory is the storehouse of rnncL mental rubbish. Elasticity of imagination often gov erns the grade of merit. In life's great army you can find the bummers at the front. Kind words are like an oasis to a max in the troubled desert. To think you can do another's task better than another is human. Hope is an incentive to action and the froth on the cup of life. A ship is often saved by its anchor , but men are as often lost by their ran cour. The person who speaks a kind word to a fellow-man in trouble sticks a pin in the devil. A MUSEUM FOR THE BLIND. A Cirlous nncl Interesting "Exhibition That ivus Opened Jleeciitly in ' Paris. A museum for the blind was opened : o-day in the Hue de Kousselet , writes 3. Paris correspondent of The London News under date of Nov. 12. It has been established by the blind Dr. Guil- ocau , one of the professors in the Insti- tut des Jetines Aveugles , and contains specimens of nearly all the objects in vented for a long course of years for schools ( primary , technical and others ) for sightless pupils. Persons having blind relatives or friends will on Tues days obtain any information they may want without books , maps , writing ap paratus , teachers , and so on , foi their special bench' ! . Not the least curious part of the exhibition is what is con- ta ned in the book cases. There is there a large collection of quarto vol umes , all the printed characters of which are raised on the Bra lie system. This i.s now more in use than any other in Italy , Prussia. Alsace , and the United States. It is said tluit it has the merit of being very s.mple ; hut to an unac- sustomed eye it is as hard to make out as shorthand. The English blind al phabet is quite different , locking'like a Nincvite inscription. The letters , ac- sording to the Braille system , are made like the French sign for the acute ac- senl , and are set in squares. Tlie rela tive angles at which they are placed one lo another give them alphabetical meaning. Blindness is much more the scourge of the poor than the rich. If. therefore , charitable societies did not bring out books for the blind it would be impossible for this unfortunate slass to obtain them. Most of those in the Braille type are for school classes. There are already eight volumes of Littre's Dictionary" some works of ref erence. La Fontaine's "Fables , " Flor- ian's "Fables " Boileau's "Lutrin " , , se lections from the great French authors in prose and verseand a bible which has been printed by a society to further ed ucation among the blind. But the ef forts made in this direction in France are poor when compared with the re sults won in England , although the al phabet used there seems loss easy to learn and covers more space than the iJraSHo one. In England there have " bcfen as many as a "hundred thousand volumes printed for sightless readers , including the bible , Ihc "Pilgrim's Progress , " Milton's works , and all Shakspearc's plays , but , as Dr. Gnil- bcau says these facts should not dis courage him and his fellow-workers , because the English-speaking peoples form the 11103,1 reading nations in the world , or , at least , the nations who give the most business to the printer and publisher. An encouraging fact is the ex stence in France of thive peri odicals for the blind. One Le Louis Braille , is monthly , and costs o francs a year. Its fortnightly edit'on costs 7 francs , nnd embraces a great variety of topics , which cuter into the common range o'f journalism. Lcs Trols Inondcs is the second. It appears at Marseilles , where the number of sightless persons is great , and there appears in the same city a weekly paper clnelly devoted to musical topics. It has a circulation of about six hundred , arid 480 blind per sons subscribe to it. When sight goes in youth the .souse of hearing be comes intensely acute , and music i.s a source of the deepest pleasure. Tho sense of touch acquires such delicacy and power that tho blind may he said not only to see with ihe tips of their own fingers , but with their whole bodies. Those who recover sight are a long time learning how to use their eyes. According to L > r Gu Ibeau , who to-day was at the museum of the Hue Kousselet to give any infomiation visitors might want , such persons often , when told to fetch objects which they have already seen and learned the names of. instinctively shut their eyes and feel for th"in. A variety of maps for the blind shown at this museum display great ingenuity , anil the cost prices of them are low. Among them are celestial atlases. There are no more steady and ingenious benefactors of the blind tiian the brothers of St. Jean de Dieu , who de vote themselves to the sick and infirm of their own sex. and have won a name for the intell'gent care with which they attend lo i-ye diseases When M . Sarcey , tlie famous theatrical critic , was threatened with loss of sight he placed h.m > clf in the hands of his brotherhood- niioul. 1 not forget the various means for enabling the blind to write and correspondith each other and with persons who see. In the former case they ine the Braille characters ai.d in tlie latter the ordinary Roman characters , but the pencil with an agate or other point moves from right ! o left. Its course is marked by lines of strong threadtreteiu'd on : x piece of cloth , beneath which there is a sheet of paper. When tin : paper is taken out : md turni'd the words that have been traced are in relief , anil to be read from left to right. The chess boards differ little from tho e u < ed at sea by naval oiiifsrThe playing cards have all tiny marks 1:1 : rel.ef on the inside corners which on being felt by a blind player enable him to under stand h s own hand , and know what his partner or opponent has played. The sightless thucri : play rubbers of whist with persons who are not sight less. Marseilles , because of its hot and glaring aspect , and perhaps its fn- quent relations with Egypt , is greatly afilictcd with eye diseases. So is Prussia , for different reasons. Alsace is the region on this side of the Rhine where thereare the most sightless children. The cities of Italy moat un fortunate in this respect are Milan and Florence , ami in the United States the large New England towns. Another Lockout. Editor's wife ( from second story window ) "You can't get in this house at anv such hour of the morning as thK" Editor ( appeaiingly ) "But. my dear , I was necessarily detained at the office. You see we had late news of a tremend ous big lock-out and " Wife "All right , you've got news cf another now , " slamming down the window. Cincinnati Tdearam. THE REPTILE GERANIUM. A Slimy Horror of tho Vegetable "World Hideous , Ilojmlslve , "X'ot Strmiiroly Attractive. "A snake geranium ? " "Yes. that is what I call it , " said the doctor. I stooped down to examine the flower. Hideous , repulsive , and yet strangely attractive , the snake geranium seemed to hold me under a spell. To describe this llower one would have to paint I'fe and motion. Mere color is not enough. As I looked the evil thing glared at me with sinister in telligence. There was nothing remark able about the stalk and the leaves of the plant. The blossom was what riv eted my gaze. BJack , sinuous and slimy , it looked more like a snake than any thing else. As 1 changed my point of view the thing changed its aspect. Its scales were a purplish black , then a dirty brown. Two little glassy beads in the monster's head glittered with prismatic hues and looked straight into my eyes. Was I ni'staken ? I could have sworn that th's awesome bloom turned and twisted with the uncanny freakishness of a repMe. "You know something of botany , " said the doctor , "how do vou classify it. " "It is not to be classified , " I answer ed. "Jt is a monstrosity. There is nothing like it. Is it poisonous ? " "I think so. " was the reply , "the old African who found it called it a 'pizen plant , ' but I renamed it. " 1 have seen nearly every thing worth seeing in the floral world , but this sin gular plant blooming unnoticed in an obscure corner of a country doctor's garden amazed me beyond expression. From the first the sickening odor of the llower had been terribly oppressive. In fact , it had prevented a close exam ination. Suddenly my brain seemed to be numbed , a cold chill seized me , and. with a face or deathly pallor , I reeled and wotdd have fallen lo the ground but for the doctor's strong arm. 1 was half sick , or rather in a dazed , half stupefied state , for days after my return to town. One evening a negro called atmy house With a note from my friend the doctor , and a covered basket. The messenger was gone before I could read the note. I glanced at the paper and then opened the basket. ,1 did not know whether to laugh or b ; > . angry. Comfortably lix'jd in a big jar , the snake geranium gave a llirty twist and snapped its wicked eyes in my face. To have this floral honor in my house was out of the question , andct I was proud of the monster. I made a ser vant carry it to a sunny nook in the back yard. She returned with chat tering teeth. "De Lawd hab in ussy ! " she ex claimed , "dat ting's alive. Hit'll bite , sho's yer bawn ! " Sometime I carried my friends to sec my pet. 1 invariably had the satisfac tion of hearing them swear , and gener ally I had to send them away in a car riage. One whiff of the snake gerani um was enough to make a lotter-wreck of the strongest man. A little girl living next door took a wonderful fancy to the llower. Fre quently she came over when I was ab sent and spent an fiour at a time fond ling lite plant and looking at it. Of all the per-ons who saw it she was the onlv one not allected by its peculiar odor. onietuu'.s : % I fell into a deep study over the mutual attachment exist ing between my monster and the girl. 1 call it mutual because it was impo-si- ble to view my snake ireranium without giving it credit for life and intelligence. The girl was a qu > ; cr little creature , w th midnight hair and velvety eyes. She had a. certain impish beauty that m'de : me shudder. Between the girl and the geranium I came near being deviled to death. . As the weeks passed on the girl con tinued her visits. She grew thinner and paler , and her eyes grew larger and blacker. Morethan once I over heard the servants whispering that thu snake geranium was killing the child. This alarmed me. and one day I told my young neighbor that the plant was poisonous , and that she must not go near it. She rather shrank from me. and , with a sorrowful look , sped home ward without sayiuir a word. I came home unexpectedly ono dav , and found the girl paying a surrepti tious visit to the flower. I went to her full of wrath , but was disarmed by what 1 saw. The poor thing had faint ed , ami wr ggling and squirming over the side of the jar was that diabolical cranium ! I took my * visitor home and told her mother all about it. We spoke with some severity to the little offender , but we thought it was for her ood. I never once thought of destroying my monster. No words can express the horror 1 felt the nextmoruinir when 1 heard that my girl neighbor was dead. She had been found lifeless and cold in bed at an early hour. Her appearance , 1 was told , was that , of a person who had been poisoned. On the pillow was a slimv mark that resembled a serpent's trail. When I heard this I rushed frantical ly out to the corner containing my ger anium. One of the servants divined my purpose au-l followed me. In the jar we found tho. stalk of the plant with a few leaves attached to it , but the hor rible blossom , wlit-re was it ? The snake geranium was gone , I could not utter a word. I had uo in quiries to make , and I wanted to hear no explanations. I ran back to the housebut I heard the old negro cry- out : , "Hit's gone ! Kit done crawled ober into de next yard. I see hit's track. Atlanta Cvnsliiulion. Wouldn't Help ; i Fool. Mendicant. "Could yon help a poor man with a few cents , sir ? " Old Porter. "Well , I don't know but I might. Aro you married ? " Mendicant. "Yes , sir. " Old P.Poor devil ! I guess I'll have to give you a half dollar.1 Mendicant "Yes , s.r , 1 have beeu married twice. " ' Old P. "Well , then , you just pkij : along. I'm not wasting money on : : blamed fool. " Cliicaao yetzs. OUT OF THE JAWS OF DEATH. C'ount Co J.avnllott's .Escape from tho Palo of Marshal Xcy How lie vi'us Savetl by His ( , 'ouracoons AVIfe. The presenceof Col. Nuy in tho United States as a delegate from Franco on the occasion of the dedication of tho statue of Liberty lends an addeil inter est to tho death of the Baron de Foyet , which occurred a few days ago in this city , writes a Paris correspondent of The Xcw York World. When Col. Key's grandfather , Marshal Ney , "The Bravest of the Brave , " was shot in 1815. with his comrades , for having given his allegiance lo Napoleon after Ihe lallerls return from the island of Elba , the only oie who escaped was the Count do La * valleltc , father of the late baroness , who was the daughter cf Emiliu do Ijeauhariuiis. niece of tho Empres. ? Josephine , was at that time 21 years of age. Thu father , who so narrowly es caped death , was prefect of thu Audu in 183'2 , and was drowned while fording the Kivcr Allwr in 180G. Horace Vernet , in his picture of 'TEvasion do la ConeiergurSu , " has immortalized the scene in which thu latu baroness played so conspicuous a part. On Nov. l'0. ISlo. C'ount du La- vailette was condemned to death hy thu jury of the Seme , ami was to bu execu ted"the following day for his allegiance to Nepoleou. His wife , accompanied by her litllu Jaiighlur , thu latu baroness , and a. faithful old/tf/HHJC dc vlntinbrc , came to the eonciorgerie. at JJroO P. M. , and asked permission of thu jailer to dinu in the prison with her husband bcforo tne execution. Thu jailer , who was a lendur-hcarted man , assented , when thu child begged to spend a last hour with her father. At 7 oYIock the child mid the old/fHiHJC dc chaining appcar- "nl at the prison gatu and asked thu jailer to let them pass Leaning on thu arm of each was Mine , du Lavall- 3ltu. her face hidden in ner handker chief. Thu rhlid. who was crying bit terly , kept thaittention of the jailer liveried from her mother. Ail the em ploy es of thu prison were present and saw the two women and thu child leave. Their "identity" was established and written in Ihu jail register. A few minutes later thu concierge en tered thu cell of Count du Lavailettu and found there thucondeninded man's iv.te dressed in her husband's clothes. "Ah ! madame. " he exelaime.I. "I aii lost ! ' Madame bad < rere-l him for a while to gain time , while her daughter was Juiid.nir li'ir husband to safety. 1'iiu i-unciergo. on realizing his position. pruad thu nows anil in a few moment.- ; tiiu gendarmewere in full chase after Count ii ; Lavalk-tte. But thu count , accompanied by his little d-mghtjr. had mounted : i cabriolet , and was gallop ing toward thu Belgian frontier. Aft- er'many hair-brcadtii escapes hu reach ed Belgian turrilority next day. His safe arrival in Belgium , he always said , was due to tlu pru-ence of mind of his 12-year-old daughter , thu lalu baroness. When Ming Louis XVlIL , newly re- storc.l to thu throne and iSiled with hale toward thu Bonapartists heard of thu count's escape hu remarked to.thu Due du Uet-a'/-s his prefect of police : "Mine. Lavallettuu and her littlu daughter havu only < ! onu their duty. " And after a pausu he aildeti : "But thu cliamber -iuputius will sav it was mu whoddit. " Mmc de LaV'illette. her daughter , and the fi'innic.if fSt'iiiibrc were brought to trial , and. wuru defended by tiiu thui - famous lawyer. M. Dupin. A curious feature of the trial was that thu thruu T xveru acquitted by thu same jury that had romiiMiied Count du Lavclleltee to death a fuw days before. The latu barone.-s Kept Horace Ver nal's picture of the "Kapu" ' in a con spicuous part of her salon. No. .30 lluu La Koehufuurauld. for many years. Opposite was a splundid picture of thu Kinpre.-s Jo-ephinc and her two child ren. Prince Ei unand Queen llor- tense. mother of Napoleon III. Among the other ornaments of tlusilon weru : i winte marble. bt-t of Napoleon I. , by Cr.ova : thu i5ed-gla-s ! whieh Naolecn ] used at UKbattle of Au.sterlitwhen directing his legions : tin : saber of lion- tad B-y. presented by thu then ( Jen. Bonaparte to his aid-du-eamp. Count : lu LavuUetle , on the eveningof thu day of the battle of the Pyramid- . Mine , de Lavallettee. mother of tho late Baronu-s died in 18 > > . in the samu mansion wtiuru her daughter died thu o'lher dav. Tho episode of her husband's " -cape hauntedhir all her life.anda few minut'-s before her death shu arosu from her pillow , and. addres-Snir her daughter , shrieked : "Quick ! quick ! t can not detain the jailer much longer ! " The Baroness < iu Foyet. though always painfully mindful of thudarint ; esodu. ] could never Lu induced to talk about it. When Napoleon III. came to th's i.iuonc he did not foriret his cosis. the Lvalitt s but Mine , de Lavallettu would receive no f.vors from him and woiild havu nothing to lo with him. Siu ! never even visited tiiu Tulleries. Whenho died Napoleon HI. sent IL ? aid-.lt-eamp. in full uniform , to rupru- -cnt him at thu funeral , for which thu late Baronus- FoyetImply returned a formal notu of thankTiiu baroness heid a conspicuous place among thu ari.-toeracy of Pri- . ! > : tt was always noted for her aversion lo luxurious dis play. Shu was much noted for her wit. amiability , and charity , and her knowl edge of politics brought many politi cians of all parties to her salon on re- ccption days. Not His Fault. "What ! you say you can't pay for your drinks" -That's just the size of it. " "Why , this is the most infamous swindle yet. I'll ju-t v.-pe up the lloor with you. I'll fan the ce.ling with your heels you miserable dead beat. " While the. barkeeper was partially engaged in carry ing out his threats , the victim managed to say : "I shay , don't worry. Be calm. Don't tear your shirt. Don't cxsh te yourself unucsiishessiariy. It ain't vour fault that 1 havn't got the uionev , ish it. Taint your fault. 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