r ' ' * . , ' \ VOLUME V. McCOOK , RED WILLOW COUNTY , NEBRASKA , THURSDAY , DECEMBER 9 , 1886.NUMBER 28. OUR ENTIRE STOCK OF Dress Goods Cloaks and rcoats ! , WILL BE CLEARED OUT AT AN IMMENSE REDUCTION FROM FORMER PRICES ! THE HOLIDAY SEASON BEING AT HAND W ! CLOSE OUT THE STOCK TO PREPARE FOR OUR ANNUAL INVENTORY. PRIOE GOODS ALL OVER TOWNAND IF WE DON'T . SAVE YOU 25 PER CENT. OUR NAME IS NOT * M AGENTS jilAIL ORDERS FOR BUTTERICK'S HAVE PROMPT PATTERNS. ATTENTION. L. Lowman & Son , Mereliandise Dealers. HA ! HA ! HA ! K OF THAT WARRANTED BARB WIRE ! WHICH WILL BE SOLD DURING NOVEMBER ONLY ! AT y 4 % CENTS PER POUND ! Be slCpe and get as much'as you want as it will not last long. J : FOR SALE BY : The Frees & Hocknell , Lumber Go , , MeCOOK , - NEBRASKA. i The Howard Lumber Co. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALERS IN lumber & Coal. McCOOK , - NEBRASKA. - - ' -1 B. & M.TIME TABLE. EAST LEAVES : EAST LEAVES : No. 2 0:40 , A.M. 1 No. 40 5 : > , P.M. WEST LEAVES : WEST LEAVES : No. 39 12:50P.M. | No.l 8:35 , P. M. P9 Eistbound trains run on Central Time , tind westbound trains on Mountain Time. Freight trains do not carry passengers. It. K. WOODS , Agent. SOCIETY DIRECTORY. CONG KEG ATTONAL Preaching services every Sunday morning- 10:30 o'clock , and evening at 7 o'clock. Sunday School at 9:30 o'clock , A. M. , all mountain time. JOEL S. KELSEY , Pastor. METHODIST. Services every Sunday at 10 : 30 A. M. and 7 P. M. , mountain time. Sunday School at 9:30 A. M. All are cordially invited. Seats free. KEV. KADEBAUKH , Pastor. LUTHEKAN-Services the second and fourth Sundays of each month at 10:30 , A. M. , and 8:00 , P. M. , central time , at the School House J. W. KIMJIEL , Pastor. CATHOLIC Divine services will be held as followH : October 10 I November. . 7 I December..25 November. . 11 December..5 | Tuos. CULLEX , Pastor. A. O. U. W. McCook Lodge No. 01 , will meet the flrbt and third Mondays of each month in the Masonic Hull. Visiting brethren cordially Invited. Du. U. B. DAVIS , M. W. W. H. DAVIS. Itecorder. McCOOK LEGION No. 7. SELECT KMOHTS , A. O. OK U. W. Meets every second and fourth Tuesday evenings of each month in Masonic Hall. All visiting comrades cordially invited to assemble with us. S. D. HUNT. A. H.DAVIS , llecorder. Commander. McCOOK LODGE A. F. & A. M. Regular meetings on the first and third Tuesday evenings of each month. S.i. GIIEEN , W. M. W. S. WEHSTER , Secretary. McCOOK CHAPTER , U. D.-Meets on the llrstand third Thursdays of each month , at Masonic Hall. Vibiting companions cordially Invited. W. AV. FISHEII , H. P. T. G. REEB , Secretary. CONSTANTINO COMMANDER ! , U. D. Meets every second and fourth Thursday nights in oach mouth. Visiting Sir Knights courteously invited. E. E. LOWMAN , E. C. S. COIIDEAL , Recorder. WILLOW GUOVE LODGE K. OF P. , No. a42. Meets every Wednesday evening tltit Masonic Hall.J. J. W. CAMPHELL , C. C. C. II. Ho VLB , K. K. S. I. O. O. P. McCook Lodge No. 137,1. O. O. P. , meets every Friday evening , at 7 o'clock , in Masonic Hall. All visiting brothers arc invit ed to meet with us. C. T. BREWER , N. G. H. C. FISHEH , Permanent Secretary. n. or L. E. Brotherhood of Locomotive En gineers. Meet first and fourth Saturdays of each month. S. E. HOGE , Chief. J. C. ANDERSON , F. A. E. J. K. BAUNES POST G. A. R. Regular meet ings second and fourth Monday evenings of each month at Masonic Hall. J. A. WILCOX , Commander. J. H. TARGEK , Adjutant. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. McCOOK , NEBRASKA. S. P. HA2S , 2 slst r. JA003 STEIHUSTS , Sccoirer. OFFICE Houits : From 0 A. M. to 12 M. , and 1 to 4 P. SI. , mountain time. G. W. MINKLER , COUNTY SURVEYOR. Leave orders at liis house northwest of School House , McCook. All kinds of SUUVEY- INO , GiiADiNn and civil. ENOTNEEHINO. Will work anywhere' especially in west half of Hed Willow county. H. T. ANDERSON , Loan Broker and Accountant , McCOOK . NEBRASKA. Books opened , written up and adjusted Of fice at City DrugStore. . ; 52-Cinos. THE COMMERCIAL HOTEU GEO. E. JOHNSTON , PROP. McCOOK , : : NEBRASKA. This house has been completely renovated and refurnished throughout , and is first-class in every respect. Hates leasonable. 4-30 WILLIAM MdNTYREJ CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER , CULBERTSON. NEBRASKA , All work warranted. All material furnished If desired. Work done on short notice. JOHN F. COLLINS , CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER , McCOOK. NEBRASKA. . - - . Jobbingwill receive prompt attention at my suop on Dennlson St. , opposite McCook tlousc. Plans and specifications furnished If desired. THIS happy thought is chargeable to Henry Ward Beecher : "I have no sympathy for an eight-hour man with a fourteen-hour wife. " It is respectfully submitted for the consideration of American labor. OLD'KING COAL combination is a very merry old soul afc the expense of others. If he can't be regulated in his unseemly mirth by State legisla tures , Congress will have to try to re strain his boisterous merriment. COL. BOB INGERSOLL has temporari ly discontinued operations on the line j of theology , to become an impractical j ranter against the pluck me system , j etc. Some of the Colonel's recent ( speeches would indicate that his hand has lost its cunning. AFTER yelling themselves hoarse over the "coal find , " the Omaha papers have now come , to this sensible conclu sion : "Before .we rend the air with hosannas , brethren , let us make sure we have something to shout over. " The resolution should be unanimously adopted. "ONE thing is certain , " says the Louisville Courier-Journal , ( deui. ) "the president cannot afford to make many more mistakes either as to measures or as to men , if he hopes to stay where he is , and the democratic party can not afford to win any more victories and get nothing for them. " I ' IT is related in Buffalo that a young married man of that city , going home very early the other morning and en- , deavoring to steal quietly to the spare | room without awakening his wife , was ' fairly paralyzed by a clear , wide-awake voice , saying : "What was the limit , George ? " She had sized George up. j GOVERNOR DAWES has removed Dr. Matthewson from the superintendency of the state asylum for the insane , the action , it is freely stated , having been piecipitated by the continued and increased opposition to that official by the state board of public lands and ! buildings , against which the "bouquet governor" finally capitulated. "LiE on McDulF and dam'd be ho who first cries hold , enough , " is the terrific translation of the hoary Shake spearian chestnut hurled at the Strat- ton Herald's stalwart editor by the re ligious editor of the Trenton Democrat , last week. The doctor entertains some hope of Ash will's ultimate recovery' ; but , alas ! poor 1'orick , remorseless Morse mortuus est. Sic transit gloria mun- di. Rodents ! Worse Than a Fire Alarm , o One of the most dreadful alarms that can be sounded in a mother's ear is produced by croup ; dreadful , because it is known to be dangerous ; the more dreadful because the life of a loved one is in jeopardy. Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is a never failing safeguard against this dangerous disease. Its reputation as a preventive and cure ef croup is fully and firmly established. In fact , it is the only remedy which can always be relied upon. Sold by Willey & Walker and McMillan & Weeks , LYTLE BROS. & CO , DEALERS IN GENERAL RE. a HH CD 0 0) ) sWIRE , IRON AND WOOD PUMFS , ETC. . McGOOKAND BENKELMAN , NEBRASKA. V. vSTOCK OF T E ! JUST'EECEIVED AT = III 3s. CO = 3 COo m COm o m 3 CO CD bd toO CD 0 o O 0o -O f CO O = O c COo O TJ m CO CD g m CO CO Call and see before purchasing elsewhere. Quick sales small profits is our motto. The First National Bank OF MCCOOK , NEBRASKA. 03 d o v b : : o o o > O o Q & Oh OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS : GEO. HOCKNELL , PRESIDENT. B. M. FREES , VICE-PRESIDENT F. L. BROWN , CASHIER A.CAMPBELL. R ! O. PHILLIPS. 4- . - B. ' * * n