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PERPETUAL MOTION.
A. Dream of Sciolism and
Science A Hobby of Harmless
C rnnlis.
Science has nimlo jn-ogrcss chiefly1
cause the ranjorit } ' of men are so cc
stituted as to be capable of realizi
the force of demonstration , reinai
Tne New York Tribune. Were nol tl
perceptive faculty general the m > i
migth still be disputing as to what fr
and two make when added togetlu
nnd there would have been no consc
jus of opinion upon any of these gc
3ralizalions from experience which i
jail natural laws. But while me
nen are able to realize deraonstratio
; here are some always who do not pc
; ess this power , andthese peculiar pc
) le furnish the paradoxes , as Prof. I
Morgan used to style them : t
"cranks"as they are commonly ternie
There are many who become convinc
; hat the circle can be squared , and w
iro fascinated by the alurcments
lerpctunl moton , or seek wi
jhildlike faith the philosopher's ston
L'o-day the quest of the last-named
usion has nearly ceased , but the circl
squarer still flourish and make li
vcury for mulhematiciaus and the se
claries of learned societies , while t
mthusiasis who are sure they ha
lolved the problem of perpetual moti <
jontinuc to be numerous and conlidei
ind say ami write bitter things abo
; ho hide-bound men of science who r
use to hear of the d scovery of no
aws of nature and mechanics.
The last paradoxcr to discover pe
> 3tual motion lias just been reveali
n Springlield O. . bv The Globc-Rcpu
is of that town. He is a Frenchman
renerable years , but full of lire and
soursc , quite certain that he has doi
he trick. Unfortunately an accidei
las happened to some part of the m
ihinery , so that a conclusive demo
itration can not yet be given. ! / '
'jlobc-llcpublic amply sets forth the ii
outer's belief in the genuineness of tl
liscovery , and therewith ] ) rints tl
ipinion of scicntiiic authorities upc
he problem. It is hardly correct , ho\
: ver , to speak , as our esteemed coutei
orary does , of perpetual motion as
dream of science. " It is in truth
( ream of sciolism , not ot scienc
icieuce knows and has long knowi
hat the problem is insoluble in pra
ice , and the reasons for this conclnsic
re at once so simple and so conelush
hat a remarkable degree of crank
; ess is needed for the creation ar
naintenance of a belief in the possioi
by of success. If a man should appei
i-ho declared that he had solved tl
iroblem of carrying himself in a basl
t , it is doubtful whether the most coi
rmed perpetual-motion crank wou'
ive in his adhesion to the statemen
nt perpetual motion is the ell'cct idei
ical with carrying one's self in
asket
K"o doubt seeking perpetual motion
n innocent way of wasting time , con
aratively speaking. It is decidedly
etter way than making dynamil
ombs , for instance. The Springliel
renchman certainly has not discoverc
erpetual motion , for perpetual motio
; an impossibilitTo intimate that I :
lay have done so is to assert that actio
nd reaction may possibly not be equa
ud so on , indefinitely ; and this is noi
; nse. No doubt the poor Frenchma
as derived a great deal of pleasui
nd satisfaction from his hobby , an
o doubt he will go on tinkering wit
to the end of the chapter , for pan
oxers of his kind are utterly incapi
le of being set right , as is obvioi
hen one considers that their peculiti
icntal condition disables them froi
unking in straight lines. Probably
me will never come when there wi
2 no cranks of this harmless ehara <
ir , and they are interesting studies s
nig as they are presented for wha
icy really are.
Four Great Realists.
Four realistic novelists of geniu ;
vo of our greatest painters of lowe
fe , and several of our best writers ii
liddle-class cornednourished alnios
) ntemporaneously. The coincidenc
sufliciently striking to suggest an in
resting topic of discussion. But , si
r as the modern novel is concerned
remarkable combination of circum
ances favored its growth. Civiliza
in was descending , and , as facilities
communication increased , sprea <
om town to the country ; the middli
asses , who since the Revolution hat
come social factors , were eager t <
: ar about themselves ; in a peacefu
mntry , where wealth rapidlaccumu
ted , there grew up a miscellaneou :
ading public ; a new mode of ex
ession was required for a changec
rm of society ; prose was most con
nial to the taste of the age , and :
iod prose style had been lately per
2ted. Ill success in other direction ;
rned the attention of two men ofe
us to the novel ; Fielding and Smol
.t , Like Cervantes and Le Sage , failed
dramatists before they exlored the
; sh field which was opened for the
iplay of their powers. As the new
sapon was perfected , its width of
uge became more and more apparent
fe every where at every period , human
lure in its most varied aspects , well
thin its sphere. With extraordinary
[ ) idity novelists annexed field aftei
Id ; to DeFoe's realism of fact was
d Richardson's realism of character :
the rich ami varied pictures of real
3 which Fielding and Smollett painted ,
re added Sterne's subtle analysis oi
liter shades of feeling and Goldsmith's
inestic idj'ls ; by her sketches of so
ty Miss Burney opened out a sphere
which women writers have peculiar-
excelled ; lately , the romantic school
cad out before the eyes of their
iders an ever-widening range of his-
ical fiction and novels of incident or
passion. As painters of the man-
: s , satirists of follies , or censors of the
irals of mankind , novelists usurped
t functions of the Addisonian essay-
5 and the Johnsonian moralist. Ex-
) t during the br.lliantreign of Foote ,
iy encroached upon the domain of the
ima. More technical skill is required
the stage , while dramatists are ex-
ded from many sources of interest
ich novelists may employ. Tht
arterly Review.
TTlodel ITIeii.
"Papa , what is a model ? " inquired litl
Johnny.
"A model is a small likeness of an
thing. "
"And is a model man a small likeness
a man ? "
"A great many of them are , Johnny , " i
plied his pa musingly. "A great mauy
them are. " [ Merchant Traveler.
The wide spread fame of Dr. Bull's Cou <
Syrup is justly won by its own merits , an
the reputation it has gained lias bee
secured by its universal use.
ounuay newspapers.
Among mornin-r papers the Sunday issi
has grown to be almost inevitable. Publis
ers and editors who a few 3'cars ago we
strenuously opposed to it have accepted itar
become its warmest advocates. The Sund :
issue has , in nearly every instance , proved r
muncrative , more so than any other issue <
the week , and this argument , on a businc
ground , is unanswerable. The narrow the
logic prejudice , entirely without cause , h ;
beuu compelled measurably to give way. Ev (
Tlit Jlo\toii Advertiser , for more than sever J
years an example of New England conserv
tisrn In most things , has decided to publish c
Sunday , aud within a few weeks , willcarrvoi
its decision. This is an extraordinary chanf
in sueh n journal. It has so long delighted i
being ; diilerent from its contemporaries th ;
one would think it would not have a Suudr
paper because so many of them have it. The
has been no objection on its part to a Sundu
Issue on theological principles ; for it has a
ways been liberal , reflecting the Uuitaria
views of Boston intellect and culture. Bi
the fact that many iheets which , in its jud <
incut are vulgarly sensational , havepublishc
on the first day of tbe week , has been suli
cieut to deter It from doing likewise. Ti
Adnrtixer has always represented Hnrvan
Many of its writers have been graduates of tl
university , and its students read it to a mai
There may be some mysterious connection b
tween the abolition of compulsory prayci
there aid the publication of : i Sunday papi
in AVashingtou street. It is whispered tin
the paper is to be dashy and gossipy , too. Ca
it be possible ? Verily , the world does inov
and must move when"the hub of the univen
is affected. 2few York Commercial Advertise ,
The most astonishingly beneficial result
liave followed the use of Red Star Cong
Cure by those affected with throat an
lung troubles. Price , twenty-live cents.
Music for the porter Tho "Song of Sh
pence. "
Always ready to set 'em up The coir
positor.
Lynchburg , Va. , is getting ready to cel (
jrate its centennial. _
A huge derrick-pole fell and severe !
injured the foob of Mechanical Engince
E. R. Hoyt at the New Orleans Exposi
tion , and after only three applications o
3t. Jacobs Oil , all the swelling and paii
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Tic Old
According to a Paris paper the center
irian , M. Chevreul , indulged in a delicat
ind appropriate little pleasantry tin
) ther day. He was walking in the Jardii
les Plantes when he met M. Dupin , who i
himself. II
inly a year younger than
; reeted him with :
"Good afternoon , my dear Dupin ; wha
ias become of you ? It seems a century
lince I have seen you. " New York Gra
> hic.
The Doctor's Directions-
Little Tommy had .a very perverse dispn
ition a fact which the doctor , who wa
ailed to prescribe a course of treatmeii
or him recently , seems to have taken full ;
nto account. When Ihe doctor called tw <
reeks after he had told Tommy what to di
11 order to get well , he found the bo ;
ilninly very much better. "Well , how ar
on , Tommy ? " the doctor asked. "Oh
'tn all cured now , " said Tommy , with i
rin. "That's very good , I'm sure. " "Yes
iut I didn't do a single one of the thing !
ou told me to , doctor ! " "Of course yot
idn't ! I know yon wouldn't , and that'i
he reason I told you to do them , " sail
lie doctor. Boston Record.
In mining districts where men have beer
urned or bruised by carelessness , Salva-
ion Oil has been used to great advantage ,
t is now sold by all druggists at twenty-
ve cents a bottle.
Ten persons were poisoned by arsenic in
ideriu Adrian , Mich.
For producing a vigorous growth of hait
pon bald heads , use Hall's Hair Renewer.
Every druggist will recommend Ayer's
, gue cure , for it is warranted to cuie.
Tho enrth is supposed to lose time at
lie rate of half a second in a century.
A Mr. Johnston , student of Omaha
omniercial College , is filling a lucrative
osition as book-keeper for A. D. Morse ,
maha's leading merchant.
Returns of the French census show the
opulation to be 38,000,000.
PRICKLY ASH BITTEKS warm up and invig.
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The miners in theShnmokiu , Pa. , district
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No CUTKATESAIJOUTTIIIS. Only to answer
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Most women are clothes observers.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
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iod's Sajsaparllla , gtvlns It curative power not
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Hood's Sarsapariila
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