If I.- TEN TO SEVEN. I met a little city boy Itcturniu from the field. He bore a club beneath his arm As big as he could wield. \Vaterbury watch and chain With pride fie did display , "My little lad" ( said I ) , ' ! fain Would know the time of day. " A. smile lit up his merry face As though 'twas born of Heaven , "I played. " he cried , "on second base , And It is ten to seven. " "Tnj wa'.ch is wrong , my little man , It is but half past two , And since my time is right , how can It be so late with you } " Then did the little lad reply , We jilayt-d the Keds of Devon , At twelve fifteen the game was called It closed at ten to seven. " ' Thou liitlc ass , " in haste I said , "Thy wandering wits replevin ; Tell me the tirae"thou renegade. " He answered "Ten to cevcn. " 1 smote him with my rattan cane , This liar of eleven , "The tune ? " I said. He howled with pain. And answered , "Ten to seven. " Then I swept up the" ground with him , "Tell me the truth , by heaven ! " With feeble breath and"eyes so dim , He gassupped "Ten to seven. " Holt. J. Burdcltc. ADAM AND EVE. Satan having anxiously watched Eve lor sonic time , was one day rewarded by finding her alone and in a place lit for his machinations But , in order to avoid frightening her , he determined to present himself in the shape of some timid animal. So Eve , who was slowly gathering fruit , was startled at sight of a little mouse creeping cautiously to ward her.One glimpse of the animal was sufficient ; she dropped her fruit , emitted a terrific shriek and made a frantic spring for the limb above her , to which she clung , kicking convulsive ly at the quaking animal. The mouse , astonished at the reception , darted be hind a tree and was quickly transformed into Satan. Amazed but not discour aged , the schemer determined to try the semblance of some domestic fowL Eve had scarcely recovered irom her fright when a cackling hen came burst ing from the brush close by , rufiling its feathers and scurrying wildly about "Eggs ! " cried the woman , making a dive for the place whence the hen had emerged , and searching eagerly for the . ' * Hah ! " she prize. ejaculated , finally abandoning the vain search , "it's about nothing. Get out , you screechy thing ! " and she shied a stone at the clamorous fowl. But the hen , intent upon secur ing her favorable notice , and gradually disclosing itself , persistently kept up the clatter. "Sho ! " screamed Eve , wildly waving her arms , "cant 3011 be quiet ? Yi ! get out , " and before Satan could discover himself. Eve , vexed be yond all boundsmade a rush and aimed I - ! a frantic blow at him with a branch. With a terrified cackle the hen disap peared in the underbrush , and Eve , con siderably Hurried , returned to her fruit. "Pandemonium ! " cried Satan in vex ation , having assumed his proper y shape. "What kind of creatures are these humans , anyway ? This is de- eidedly a worse job thuir I anticipated. The folks at home will never cease twitting me about it. Perhaps it would have been better after all to fiave tried the man lirst. The woman is decidedly peculiar. I don't seem to understand her. Here I've tried her with the most timorous animal and the most domestic of fowls. Um ! what next ? Yes , I'll assume the form of a reptile , if that doesn't succeed , I'll try the man. " And as Eve was again leisurely plucking fruit and innocently humming to her&clf she was startled by the ap pearance of a great serpent in the tree next her intently eyeing her and sway ing its body slowly in time to her tune. "Sh . " "Pretty creature , don't scream , " quickly interrupted the serpent. "Hey ! " cried Eve , in amazement. I "Don't scream , pretty one. " "Sakes alive ! " cried Eve , arranging her hair with a deft movement , "I d.dn't know snakes could talk. " " ( mly a few can , " replied the ser- peni. "butsuch beauty would inspire am tongue. " Oh , nonsense. " cried Eve , blushing and looking down , as she gently prodded a hole in the earth with her great toe. "At last , I'm solid , " hemmed the wily serpent in a relieved voice aside , as he rewound his coils into a more comfortable position and settled down to his purpose. "Where's Adam ? " he questioned. "He's down by the river bank uam- ins fishes. " Sure ? " "Oh , quite , chirruped the confident Eve. "Gracious ! " exclaimed the serpent , vivaciously , "what pretty hair you have. " "Is it ? " assented Eve , Hurriedly. "Yes , it's so long and soft and of such a beautiful color. " * ' It's not as lovely as it used to be when I wore it banged. I'm glad you like it , though , " murmured Eve , coyly tossing her tresses. "How can I help it ? " airily returned ' the serpent , as he cogitated by 'what course he could turn the subject into apples. After a pause he continued : I should think flowers and buds would look well in it Why don't you try them ? Peach buds are handsome ; apple buds are very pretty. " " nodded Evo in de- "So they are , - lipbt. "I must try them. ' ' At this reply the crafty serpent bumped his head against the tree to suppress h'.s excitement. "Bv the-way , speaking of blossoms , have "you tasted any of these apples yet ? " asked the serpent in a casual tone , point ng to the forbidden fruit with his tail. -Oh , no ! " replied Eve , with a horri fied look. "I dare not. " 'Why ? ' ' 'Adani sar. I must not. " "Whv docs A : IIH say you must not ? " ju-r.-i-ted the influx blc interrogator. "Ob , because. " "Because what ? " "Why , because ; because , of course that's all I know. " "Shall lUell you why Adam says yoi must not ? ' demanded the serpent in sidiously. "Oh , do ! " cried Eve , her face glow ing with pleasure. "It was because " "Of course , " interrupted Eve , in flutter , "that's what I said. " "Because , " went on the serpent , no heeding , "if youate of those apple you would know more than Adam Why , " went on the tempter , impetu ously , "those apples are a panacea fo : all ills , a tonic for all disorders ; thc _ maintain the form in the strength o its maturity ; they preserve the beaut ; and color of the hair , give the teeth i brilliant polish , vivify the complexion quicken the wit , fire the imagination strengthen the understanding , stereo type the memory , discover grc'at secret in gossip , fashion and wisdom. " "Just smell them , " cried the temptc enthusiastically , as with a neat sweet of his tail he landed an apple at Eve' feet "Moreover they are very excel lent eating. I've eaten them mysel and ought to know. It isn't every da ; that 3-011 hear a serpent discoursing Besides ah , well um but I fed though as if 1 shouldn't mention it , be sides all this , they do say " leered tin serpent in a tantalizing tone. "What ? " , ejaculated Eve , vigorously inhaling the odor of the fruit , her fac < radiant with expectancy. 'Why , a woman who eats one o those apples will have every iota o curiosity she has ever experienced grat ified.1 "My ! " gasped Eve , agape , snifflm the apple with ardor. "I like you very much , " went on tin adroit serpent in the pientitude of hi ; feelings , "and I don't mind telling yoi a secret that is , if you promise nevei to tell anyone. " "I I promise , " gurgled Eve , witl soul-stirring attention. sDo 3'ou know , then. " whispered the serpent , glancing cautiously around , "that they say mind , though , I won' ; tell who says this , " broke off the be traycr of secrets. "Yes , of course , I know , " gaspec Eve. "Do plcaso go on ; what do the } say ? " "Well , then , it is said Adam is eat ing these same apples on the sly , and not saying any I lung about it. " "The wretch ! " cried Eve , sniffing the apple , and under cover slyly iu denting the pippin with her teeth. "Yes , " condol.ngly assented the ser pent , "of course he is. And of course you know the eating of this fruit brings with it great ! creative intelligence. Adam has an idea through its power , of making another woman ? " "lie does , does he ? ' " muttered Eve , her eyes emitting : a cold gleam. "Yes" so it is reported among the animals. "Why ah um. " suddenly cried the serpent , upon consideration. "You had better not eat any of these apples. They may be good for the man but not for the woman , you know. I never thought of that. Because , Adam says 3rou must not , because " and the snake sighed pitvinirlv. "Pooh ! " sniffed Eve. "Ye ? , and , as I was saying , he wan ders about mumbling over his plans. He seems to think you're jealous of monopolizing him. " "Does ho ? " sputtered Eve , taking a vicious bite from the apple. "O. 3'es. " glibly went on the relieved tempter. "Ho thinks you haven't much st\'le , and that lie could make a better woman than 3011 at any mo ment. " What a smart young man that Adam is getting to bo ! " Evu .scornfiilly re marked , abstracth * plucking another apple and eating vehemently. "Very , " asserted the serpent. "Bal I'll li-c himshe wont on. "I'll I'll make another man : see if 1 don't , " and she gulped a mouthful. "If Adam dreams he's going to sneak about cutting up such didoes he's much mistaken. " "Of course he is. " chimed in the consoling serpent , in eestaeies at his success. "Nice woman he'd make , ' ' sneered Eve. "Anyone would think I was no body. ' ' "So would " chuckled the they , re sponsive snake. "What's that1 , snapped eve glar ing at the tempter , with scintillating eyes. eyes."Why hem ah I beg your par don , " stammered the serpent , "but 3-011 just said ah that you were , he. he , a-a-nobody oh ami I mildly con curred , he ! he ! But , ah not meaning 3'ou know " "Well " Eve "I'll , interrupted , hotly , just thank you'not to concur in what I saIf I'm nobody , I don't need every nastycreeping , slinn * . dirty snake in the country to tell me so. Who arc you. anyhow , to put your tongue sc freely in another person's business : Let me tell you , Mr. Snake , that I cas take care of myself , and don't you for get it. I'll give vott a piece ot 1113 niiml that'll " "B-b-but " the - - hastily interposed serpent , glancing hurriedly around at his retreat. "Now , don't but till you're wanted to but. Come , you get out of this you've been hanging around here long enough with your sauce. " And the exasperated woman , picking Lip s branch , made a vicious cut at the ser pent ; but that reptile , adroitly dodging it , slid discreetly down the tree and dis"- appeared in the underbrush. "So ! " ejaculated Eve , holding f mouthful of apple , but oblivious to fla vor and effect. "So that husband o : mine is going to make another woman is he ? 1 ain't stylish enough for this paragon of animals , hey1 ? " jabbing the fruit into her mouth. "I don't full3 appreciate and sympathize with this new , highfalutin' , ethereal intellect , don't I ? He's galavanting round cat ing apples 0:1 : the sly , is he ? Ya ! Anc telling mo not to eac them because O , the sweet , tender , careful man of J brute ! but I'll because him ; I'll flint that confounded answer in his tcetl every time he questions me , " ' and sht ground her heels into the ground a each sentence. "I'm nobody , hey nobody , ugh ! " she snorted. "Wc'l see who is going to rule this domain Mr. Somebody , and I'll just begh right away. 1'il hide every blc-ssei one of these : id ktvp them for nr own private eating , and so , Mr. S\y \ boots , you'll miss your td-bits. am v/heu 3011 want to make your womai voifll just have to call on nobod- I'll just have a little , a very , vory lit tie to siy : about things henceforth.1 And , seizing a huge paliu leaf , she se : about gathering all the apples. Cany- ing a part of them to the hut , she duj a hole and laid them iu it and return ed for the rest. Now , Adam having finished naming the batch of fishes , arrived at the bowei earlier than Eve expected. His eyes at once espied the fruit his wife was sc sedulously gathering. "Apples , " he cried , "and I am hungry. How kine and thoughtful of Eve. Oh , that bless ed , blessed woman. Shall I ever love her enough ? " And seating himself in side the 'cache he commenced munch ing the fruit And as he peacefully ate divine light of intelligence began tc permeate his Suing. "Them's might } fine apples. I wonder where Eve founci them , " he remarked , digging deepei into the lot. The delicacy of the flavor , the pleasant sensations attending each bite Avere so novel that he devoured ap ple after apple rapidly , losing himsell in an accumulation of bliss. The last apple final 13' disappeared and Adam started about gorged with intelligence. His faculties were clogged with very Masses of enlightenment which render ed him incapable of thought or action , but acutelysensible of a peculiar full ness. In this condition-Eve found him on returning with a palm leaf filled with the last of the apples. Alarmed at the sight of Adam she started on a run , dropping her precious fruit along the way. When she saw the awful crime that had been committed she shrieked : "Monster ! my apples ! " "Oh ! " groaned Adam , rolling his eyes appealingly. "Where are tney , glutton ? persisted Eve , forcibly shaking her spouse 03 * the shoulder. "Here ! " groaned Adam. "Heaven ! " cried Eve , aghast , "all there ? " "All , " moaned Adam , dismally. At length the subtle influence of the fruit Eve had eaten prevailed over the excitement , and she coaxingly said : "Come , honey , you're unwell ; let me fix 3ron something nice ; that's a dearie , dear. " Anel the crafty acumen that followeel a temperate eating of the fruit began its long combat against the gorged intelligence of the man. "There , sweetie , " she cooed cajol- ingl"swallow this , " and she handed him a shell of crunched mustard-seeds in a little water. "Any change is a relief , " thought Adam , as he gulped it with a grimace. She manifested the most tender sol'ci- tude for him. nor did she desist in her endeavors till Adam most strenuously declared that there was not a suspicion of the fruit about him , and that he could not remember even how it tasted or looked. And then his grateful spouse tucked him away in his leafv coach to sleep off the effects , while she returned and , oagerlv gathering tip her precious apples , .she now secreted them with the greatest pains. Morbid Unselfishness. There is an impression that it is the highest imaginable t3'pe of character to merge all one's own wishes and powers and aims in the absorbing cures of other persons. Such is not , I am sorry to say , my own observation. Self-sacri fice , like many other forms of diet , is a food or poison , according as wo use it. There are those who realhcarry it to a morbid extent , and can no more be trusted to measure out their own share of it than an opium-eater towr tc his own prescription. Their are fam ilies where pastor and family physician haveto bestir themselves all the time to defeat the plausible excuses under which the devotees of unselfishness veil their excesses. Theyneed watch ing with unceasing vigilance , these peo ple who sloutty mainiain that they piv- i'er drumsticks at dinner and sleep best on a straw bed. One evidence of their growing demoralisation is the utter disintegration in their characters of the virtue of truthfulness. No immoderate ly unselfish person can be truthful at the same time : theare soon ready to deny that theare ever cold or hot , or hungry or thirsty or tired and this un- blushingly. in the face of overwhelm ing evidence. Nothing is too indigesti ble for them to cat , in order to save thfs feelings of the cook ; and thc3r will have the teething baby slcop with them for a dozen nights in succession because dear Maria , his mother , really needs repose , and it is a peculiarity of theirs to be able to do \ \ ithout it. Truth is considered b3' the moralist to be a vir tue , as well as unselfishness , but these people simpty lait down , during their rich people lay down their carriage occas.onally when they go into bank ruptcy. T. W. Iligginson , in llarpcr's Uu ui\ Look Out for Cholera * Fanii3T Field sa\'s the latter part of August and forepart of September is the time when cholera "breaks out" in places where it can obtain a foot hold ; but it won't break out if it can't get in ; and it can't get in if you keep it out ; and you can keep it out by taking proper sanitary precautions. 1 know poultry raisers who have kept fowls foe years without even having a single case of cholera on their premises , while their neighbors' fowls died off like sixty or seventy. And the lucky ones did not "keep their fowls wefl" by dosin"with "cholera pills" and "pow ders , thcN' saved them simply btak ing of them. Strict cleanliness about the houses , 3-ards. coops , will do more toward keeping the cholera away than all the cholera medicines over invented. Nine-tenth of the "sure cures" adver tised to cure and prevent cholera are worthless , or nearly so ; and 3'et some of them do "good , because In the ac- companving "directions' ' there is good advice about cleaning and disinfecting , and the people who biry the remedies follow the directions because they have paid for them. "Are cigars offensive to you madam ? " he ] asked. Them five-cent kind is , " she replied | with her nose in the air. Xsw York Sun. A FIRE AT SEA. Sales of Oil-Cotton Waste Ablaze in tuo Hold of tho Ship Abiicr Coburn. The cry of lire is at all times a start ling alarm to those in whose vicinity ; he fire may be , says The Sun Fran cisco Alia , but when it is heard from : he deck of a vessel in mid-ocean , .vhen darkness covers the deep , and ivhen neither the extent nor the loca- ; ion of the lire is known , the situation Dccomes thrilling in the extreme , and t is no wonder that the boldest heart jtiails in anticipation of the danger. The sailor , while on the high seas , is in unreasoning creature , and , al- ; hough he will exhibit braverystoical n its nature while acting under the cr iers of his superior officers , if left ( aimself he would abandon his ship and' irust to the mereof the Avaves rather : han fight against a power to him as jrct unseen. lie allows his imagina- ; ion to run riot , and a frail boat upon ; he bounding Avaves is to him prcfcra- ole to the deck of his vessel , no matter iiow stanch , when he thinks of the combustible nature of her cargo , anel anticipates each moment a lofty flight into the air , or a plunge into a caldron Df fire. It is at such a time that the nerve of the commanding oflicer exhib its itself , anel no wonder if his face shoulel blanch when he realizes the facts that he stands between the two dangers of lire anel mutiny. Such was ihe situation of Capt G. A. Nichols , Df the ship Abncr Coburn , which ar rived in this port on Wednesday last , who tells the following stoiy with ref erence to his experience during his re ' . "lie said "lam sent A'oyage. : cap- lam of the full rigged ship Abner Co- burn , of 1,798 tons burthen , belonging to Bath , Me. , ami consignee } to Sutton fc Beebe , of this 01(3' ( . The ship was dispatched by Sutton & Co. , of New York , on March 26 , anel had on board a general cargo , valued at between ยง 200.000 and 8300,000. On leaving New York we stood Avell over for tlie coast of Africa , having light , favorable winds until we reacheel tho squalor. At this point AVC went about , but when we shoulel have met the south east trades we had baffling , variable winds. On the evening of May 11 , be tween 5 and 6 o'clock , when we had been out fort3-six da\-s , 1 went on the main eleck. I hael been there but a moment , when I smelled a particular ador that gave rise to the suspicion that something on boarel was wrong. I called quietl3r to Mr. Willett , 1113lirst mate , and communicated to him 1113' suspicion that the vesselas on lire. He almost instantly agtv I with me. Knowing full welf the deposition of jack , should a panic cnsn - , I went to 1113room , and after sec ng that my rifle was in perfect coiulit on , I buckled an 1113pistols anel aga n vent on deck. [ summoned 1113officer ? , anel after a short consultation we agreed that the only thing to do was to 1-urst open the hatches , fore , main , anel uuxx.en , all of which were battened down. The crew , numbering twenty men before the mast , were then informed that there was something wrong , an el were order- eel to burst open the J.atches sinml- taneoushThis was ( . - > ne , and im- tucdiatciy a dense volume of black smoke rushed forth. "It was a critical moment for we did not know what action the sailors woulel take when they saw the vessel Avas on fire. They Avere ordeied to man the force-pumps anel bring water in buckets and throw it on the caruo. This the3' did with ahicritA * . There was but , little winel blowing , but thepa rolleel con- siderabh' , and the A'co el was put in the most favorable position to keep her steady l > 3" means of i er sails. The next thing wis to ascertain where the lire was. I remembered that when loading there we're twenty-one Lales of oil-eoiton waste slowed awiy about twenty i'ecL from the main midship hatch in the wing on the starboard side. I also remembered th..t in close prox imity Avas storeel a quity of kerosene oil , AA'hisky and lixed ammunition. It was a critical time. Mr. Willelt sprang into the hold , 1'olloAveil bA * a portiem of the sailors , the remaining being kept at the force-pumps. The smoke AVMS dense anel stilling , but the men Avorked with a Avill , breaking iip tiie cargo to get at the lire. One bv one the-y came ! But on deck exhausted and nearly suf- ' foealed , but Mr. Vv'illett stayed .lown lorly-fiA'c minuteuntil he had come to and broke r-.t the bale of j waste that AVIS : on lire. Then he came ! out nearly dead , and his hands anel facecorched in such a manner that he will hcai'tllic marks for It' ' . The burn ing bale Avas lifteel out < . the hold and ' placeel on the. run anu elcluged AVith water. The other halt. ; were then broken out and pine > el in < ncli a man ner as to constitute ulle\ \-i\-s , anel all of them Avere deluired. It AVIS : then iliscovercel that a Avhalel.-iat and a lot Avashbonrds and clot , -s-pins : inei other domestic material ha 1 been badly scorched. "While examining the location of the fiiv , a second alarm Avas ; ; ven , and it was eliscovored that the ! ijr.red bale hael again broken out in ll.-i.ucs anel the lire AA'as passing out of ih.hatch. . A stream of Avater Avas turned on it , anel the llame subdued , Avhen it AVIS drenched and put alongside the Avheel-house. The creAV then turned their attention to making a thorough examination of the locality- the burned bale , Avith a view to discovering the origin oi the lire. While thus engaged , the cries of the man at the Avhel took all hands on eleek , when it A\-as discovered that the origin al bale Avas at its old tricks again , and AVIS burning fiercely , the flames rolling up arounel anel scorching the wheei- house. From that time until Ave arri\eel in this port those bales Avere Avatched day anel night They Avere hot all the time , and there is no doubt but that the lire Avas occasioned by spontaneous combustion. It Avas four hours from the time the tire was discovered until it AVUsubdued , anel a more anxious time I neA'er spent. There was no telling at Avhat moment the crcAV Avould take it into thuir heads to desert the ship and try to reach , Rio , ftA-e hundred miles distant. But they were faithful , anel Avorked like men. Too much praise can not be given to my officers , and particularly to Mr. Willet They sSioAred they Avere men AA ho could be rel.cd on in an emergency. "But little more rema'ns to be to'd The remainder of our voyage was with out incident , but all hauda slept witl their weather eyes open and readfoi action at aii3" moment. 1 could not cr. . ter protest until arriving here , and ca : not even tt ll what amoimt of damage was done ; but I never want to go lose : again on board of a vessel that hits oil cotton waste stowed in her hold. It i ; a dangerous experiment" Statistics About Charleston. Even dry" statistics have in then much of interest wjien therelate to r topic which is attracting much public attention , and just at present when the misfortunes of the people of Charleston excite the sympathetic interest of the entire country an array of figures con cerning the population of the over thrown cit3 * , the social condition anel occupations of its people has in it much to excite public interest The New York Sun has gathered from the census report of 1880 a large amount of statis tical information. Charleston is a thoroughly American citIn no other city of the Union , Itichmoml ex- cepted , is the proportion of foreign born inhabitants so small , anel it ap pears to be constantly on the decrease. " Of 48,956 inhabitants" ! ! ! 1880 only 4,802 were foreign born , anel of 49,981 peo ple in ISSo there were but 3,950 who were born in countries other than this. To show how small this proportion really' is , it may be mentioned that 40 per cent , of Chicago's population and 153 per cent , of Boston's are foreign born. Moreover , 85 per cent of Char leston's inhabitants are natives of South Carolina. The number of people actively em ployed in 1880 was 20,325 , of whom 13,280 were males. Very few of the females were employed in manufactur ing industries only seventy-six. The othcre were either domestics , saleswo men , or emplo3'ed in some similar ca- Of the mule workers 4,632 Avere en gaged in Avhat are described in the census reports as professional and personal service. That is to sa3' they were professional men , servants anel da3r laborers. Three thousand nine hundred and five Avere employed in manufacturing pursuits , 4.34U in trade and transportation. Avhich includes not merely merchants and railroad men , but clerks , truck drivers and handlers. There Avere 03(5 ( carpenters and joiners , and 322 masons. Unless this number has largcty increased there Avill be room in Charleston for thousands of carpenters , bricklayers and builders from abroad. In fact , it is reported that masons are now rccciA'iug $6 per thry for their AvorkThis seems a rather extortionate price for labor Avhen the laborers are so fully aAA'are of the lieaAy losses of their employers. There Avere. in 1880 , 191 manufactur ing establishments of all sorts from soda AA'ater manufactories up. The total amount of capital invcsteel Avas 51,718,300 ; anel the value of the manu factures for that vcar was nearly 83,000,000. Since 1880 , howeA-cr , these figures haA'e been increased to four times the amounts named , for Charles- Lou hael something of a boom in manu factures , the principal of Avhich is the manufacture of fertilizers. The property valuation of the city in ISS3 Avas $22,543,423. of Avhich $14. 300,000 Avas real estate. The tax rate ivas $3.10 per. $100. At the time the tenth census Avas iaken. anel , too. at the pre'senttime , the majority of the people of Charleston ire colored. Theare not with but : CAV exceptions , at all Avell to do , anel it s upon the Avhitc population that the oss falls most heavihWhen , too , it s taken into consideration that the bus- ness blocks and manufacturing estab- ishrncnts Avere ow ; < vj by a c.mipara- Jve feAV , it Avill b. : iiioru readily com- : ) rehendeel IIOAV great arc some of the udiA'irlual losses. The statistics given above AA'il ! pcr- iaps enable tho < e who read them toap- > reciate more furi3the present coucli- ion of Charleston. KaiibCts LitJour - ictl. Deformity in Milan. All the monsters plrysical I have seen | ilsewhere throughout my whole life vould not , if collected together , ap- > roaeh b3r even a few hundred all the ) eople similarly afflicted whom I have net in the streets of Milan during the 5tist three months. 1 could not go into me of the public gardens traverse one > f the piazzas , enter one of the ehureh- ss , sit in a tram-car , without finding in-self confronted with at least one or wo hunchbacks It is , in fact , a ver- tible cit3' of QuasimodoAdd to these ) cwhiskercd and chSimiey-pol-hatteel Iwarfs , some four feet high , brushing KMiipoush' past you. and elini5mit5\c vomesi , 3'oung and old , still lower of tatue , waddling along the pavements ripples of regular and irregularifs i ml both sexe . and 3-011 might well ask ourself in womi ( > r. as I asked my artist rieuel. How cosnes it that we find such in amount of deformity in a country vhere the rueie.-t clodhopper has a soul md passion for beauty , whet her it be in lesh or blooel or on canvas ? The an- iwcr was brief and to tlse point : 'These deformities are traditional. Lombarelian- well known to be so lannish in their habits ( anel have been o for main- generation ) that the\- > ften intermarry within the forbidden legrees of khulred. " Cor. American Register. Ashamed of His > 'ame. "See that fellow standing over here"Said a citizen of Little Rock , .eldressing a stranger. "Yes" ' Biggest fool I ever saw. " " "In "what way5 "I'll tell 3-011. His name is LigcCof- in. He used to be an unassuming , uird working fellow , and people re- peeteel him. but a few weeks ago he nade a few thousand dollars in a little peculation. He is vain anel is asham- : d of his name , Don't wan't us to : all him Collin anv more. " "Don't eh ? " "No. he is so high toned now that IK insists upon being called Mr. Me- alic Case. " Arkutisaw Traveler. Pretty Women. Men generally are credited by th < other sex with caring for nothing bin beauty in women , says a writer in Tin Louisville Courier-Journal. She is al- ways allirmhig that a pretty face weighs more with them than intellect culture , accomplishment , character , amiability of disposition , or graceful. ness of manner. There is an ostensi ble basis for it , no doubt , as a little ob servation will show. Very few of ua but arc acquaintad with men of mind , force , and taste who have made them- selves ridiculous about and wholly lost their hearts , not to speak of their heads , to tho simple owners of a certain amount of physical comliness. Mao , it may be argued , is perpetually talking of pretty women. as if pet tiness were the sole quality in then worthy of consideration. Tho truth ol thiscan not be gainsaid ; pretty is hil pet adjective ; heT applies it to all tin daughters of earth in the way of en. coimum. Hesavs "She is very protty , " as thouirh he "had exhausted eulogy. He asks , " "Is she pretty ? " as if deem , ing any other question superfluous. But does he mean pretty in the genera ! acceptance of tho term ? Docs he mean j only a fair exterior ? Does he wish te convey that he feels no interest in auglit but certain winning material combination. Ask him , lie will say. "Not in the least. " Prettiness is i vague sort of substantive , very loosch applied to womankind in a mannei generally designed to be indeliuitelj complimentary. He employs it , though he may be unaware of it The term ii merely conventional. I have noticed that a man is likely to believe a woman handsome if he is fond of her , for beau ty is associateel with affection that it might almost be eleliued as the thing wt love. Beauty is a very important factor in human life , in the destiny' of the human race ; but to be commanding , to be con f tinuously influential , it must be sus- taineel with something else. Apart r from mind , manners , culture , charao ter it is a poor possession , and onlj h proclaims the lack of what by a nat . ural law , should be its adjuncts. A I merely pretty , Handsome , or beautifu ! woman is no match for one who ii plain , even homely , in person , providec she has tact , delicacy * of instinct , ele > gance , and cleverness : the beauty will make an impression at first , but tin impressionill be removed ami are- action will set in unless tho prettj woman e-au prove I 3' some other and higher means her right to pl sica i"a\or. She will soon be regarded as : eounterfeil , having nothing internal to answer to the external. Who an the interesting , the attractive , thi charming women of society in thi : countryArc they uniformly beauti i * . ful ? Is their enchantment in then * * faces and figures ? Are their bodies more than their souls ? Their bellehood springs from their manners , what thej feel or think. Are they whom 3-011 do light to meet to talk to the ones of pinfe and white complexions , Grecian noses , cameo-cut , ami perfect , superb forms ! Would you ehoo < e for a companion , ' A wife her whose chiefest charms rest ir luxuriant hair , regular features. " 1 have heard men sa\r they prefer a fine woman without personal charms tc the fairest goddess radiant witt insipidity. No healthful man can 01 eloes despise beauty in any shape , bit : between beauty and brains there is onlj one choie-e. " says a faous author. Who an1 the real favorites with womuc as a rule ? Inoiir own circles are the splendid-looking fellows , the handsome ones the danirerotis one > ? ( J.ve : i man of line person and pree'iee ! , fervor , seiiMbility. and character te > match , and 3-011 have equipped him with undue o'hls in his favor. Love ulcaii/es , especially ' in the feminine heartLove is'born of unreason a ul continued in mystery. Externals have little to do with'it II has "a lawless law of its own , and moves in courses so eccentric that their direo lion ean never be traced. When voi hear a woman of anv force sneak of i man's mere haml-omeni > ss'ou may bt sure he has only caught her eye , hei heart is for somebody else. "In truth she is apt to bu fonelest of him about whom she is silent , the consciousnes : of her preference makes her sensitivi about approvalWhat she would bt glad to say she would not dare say ai all. " ' It is a gratifying sign of increas ing progress that women ( pretty wo men , too ) everywhere are awakinirto : new sense of duty and responsibility , anel are ready to act in new ami respoiis ible wa\-s whenoccasion calls for it. How Grant Learned Stmteijy. ' Once while talking with Gen. Grant I askoel him how he got his stratcgii knowledge. "I got it on the farm when I was i ' boy'said the general. " 1 learned i when. I was driving oxen , feedin ; calves , ami breaking horses. One day when I was on the olel farm iu Ohio my father taught me a valuable lessoi in strategy. " "How ? ' " I asked. "Well , father took me into theslabli one elawhere a row of cattle stood ii their inicleancd stalls "Said he : 'Ulysses , the stable win dow is pretty high for a bobut do 3-01 think von could take this shovel ani clean out the stable ? " " ' 1 don't know , father , ' savs I ; e. never have done it. ' " 'Well , my boy. if you will do it thi ; mornig I'll give yon this bright "silve : dollar , said 1113father patting me 01 nnhead , while he held the silver dolla : before my eves. "Good , ' says I ; Til try. ' and then . ' went to work. I tugged and pullec and lifted and puffed , and finally it was done , anel father gave me the brigh. silver dollar , saying : " -That's right. Ulysses , you did I splendidly , and now I find yon can dc it so nicely I shall nave you "do it even morning all winter. ' " 'Eli Perkins , ii Washington Post. Self Confidence. "I'm gwine ter the city , " said ayounj Arkansaw man , " an' get a job whar. won't have ter work so hard. " "What do vou expect to do ? " "Well. I did sorter think I'd be preacher , but I b'leeve I'll be a theatre actor. ( JoodalVis Sun