EGGS FULL OF SNAKES.
Xliey Arc Sold ILnreely In the Pr -
lil Dillon States of Maine and
* Rhode Island.
Very distinct trails of tho serpent
that biteth like an adder have been ob
served in Maine , Rhode Island , anc
t < other states where prohibitory laws are
18
supposed to be in force , says The Dos-
' ton Olobe , and the people who believe
* *
in no rum except for medicinal anc
mechanical purposes have wonderec
how the bad stulF came there , when so
\
many paid officials are on hand to pre
vent it In Maine it is a criminal of
fense to sell anything harder than soda
water , jet drunken men aro seen on
.the streets of the larger towns every
day , and the local judges are kept busy
lining people for being intoxicated"
The same results are noticed in Ehode
Island , only to a larger degree. All
these symptoms lead a philosophical
mind to ask : "Where do they get their
liquor ? Tho boats , cars , stages , ant
express companies are all watched , nnd
everything of a suspicious nature is
overhauled and inspected daily where
does the liquor come from ? "
It comes from many sources. There
are many holes in the legal skimmer ,
and every one leaks a little. A Hood is
caused brain falling drop by drop.
Given drops enough , and there would
be another dclu eT In the first place ,
a great deal of liquor , particularly beer
and ale , is shipped in barrels to grocers
and marked "Bermuda onions" or
' Cincinnati hams , " or something oi
that kind. Then there are plenty oJ
coasters that como to Boston loaded
with lumber and go back to Maine
with a goodly supply of warming fluids
stored away in sly places and delivered
to those who want it in boats that land
on the river banks at the side of lonely-
woodland roads , and turn over their
freight to innocent-looking farmers
with faces as guileless as cherubs. In
order to enumerate all the methods oJ
supplying the thirsty in-tows where
drunkenness is an abomination and
liquor-selling a crime would require
book ; and , as most everybody knows
about it already , a repetition would be
folly. Every move of the prohibition
ists has been met by a counter-move by
the men who want their toddy , and in
spite of heavy fines and imprisonment ,
of constitutional amendments , and
moral suasion the man who wants his
morning cocktail can get it in any
state in the union , provided he wants
it bad enough.
There is a little back office on Con
gress street , near Franklin street , that
looks very much like a small grocery
store , kept by a neat old maid. On
the counter is a pair of scales , a show
case , brown paper , thread , and all the
fixings of a country store. On the
shelves against the wall are red tin
boxes full of tea and jars and bottles
innumerable. In front of the counter
on the floor is a wooden egg-case , capa
ble of holding forty-nine dozens when
full , while near by is a small paste
board-box , partitioned off into twelve
compartments , in every one of which
lies a big egg , white and clean as chalk.
In fact , they are so very white that a
man well acquainted withhen fruit"
would at once suspect them of being
nest eggs , such as unskilled pullets use
for patterns when they begin to lay.
Such , at least was the impression of a
newspaper man who entered the place
last week in search of fresh eggs.
"There are some there , said the
proprietor , pointing to the box , "that
are as fresh as any in the city. I'll
warrant them every time. "
"How much are they a dozen ? "
"One dollar. Don't be in a hurry , "
continued the proprietor , with a smile.
"Just take one of these and try it , and
if you say you ever saw such eggs be
fore I'll buy you a dozen at any mar
ket in Boston. " Saying this he took
np an egg. loosened the wax that ad
hered to the small end , drew out a
wooden plug , inserted a straw , pushed
it over the counter , and said :
"Xow she's all ready. Suck away. "
The artist complied , and instead of
tasting egg , he found his tongue as
sailed by first-class sherry. The egg
was no egg at all , but just a glass
shell filled with wine and stopped up.
A reliable hen or a twenty horse-power
incubator might sit on one of these eggs
for all eternity and not get a chicken.
"It was one of my ideas , " remarked
the grocer. "I got ifc up to sell in
Maine and other places where such
stuff is forbidden. The egg holds two-
thirds of a gill , or two-thirds of a com
mon whisky glass ; so you see , one
will furnish a good square drink to any
man who isn't a hog.
"The eggs are made of common
glass. At first I put on cemented cloth ,
but that leaked , and I had to plug the
hole with wood and cover it with white
wax. That works first rate.
"As yet I have filled them with but
three kinds of liquor whisky , sherry ,
and claret ; but I am going to make
Borne brandy eggs soon. I sell my
eggs for $1 a dozen and they retail for
15 cents each , though I shall have to
ask a little more for those that have
brandy. I studied up the idea about a
month ago , and have applied for a
patent on it , which I think 1 shall get. "
"How many have you sold ? "
"Oh , I haven'tpushed them much on
account of not getting glass eggs fast
enough. I have sold two hundred or
three hundred dozen in Maine , and have
about as many more ready to ship. As
for Rhode Island , I haven't tried the
market any to speak of. I find my
eggs sell very well here. People want
them as curiosities. If a man is on a
train he can just reach down into his
gripsay , take out an egg in his hand
kerchief , put in his straw and pull
away without attracting notice. Drum-
r- mers and others who have used my
l\Yf eggs say it is much better than to drink
ou ? of a bottle. It don't draw any at
tention.
"When the glass factory with which
I have a contract starts up again , I
shall push my business for all it is
worth. It is not illegal. The fact that
I sell thSm for Si a dozen is enough to
show they are not'eggs. . So far I have
not sold them as eggs to anyone. A
man orders so many dozens of me and
tells me to ship them in egg cases. I
send them as he directs to his address ,
and that is all there is to it So long
us I have got a license to sell liquors at
wholesale I don'I sec what they are go
ing to do about it , If an ofiicer in
Maine or Rhode Island finds they are
not eggs , but liquor , he can seize the
property , just the same as if it were in
barrels or bottles. But that don't
trouble me any. I sell my liquor in
Boston , where I have a license. If they
can iind any tiling wrong about it I have
yet to learn where it is. "
VANDERBILT'S NEW BOAT.
Tho Most Elecnnt and Costly Private
Steam Yaclit In tho "World.
The new steam pleasure-yacht Alva ,
which is being built by the Harlan &
Hollingsworth company , of this city ,
for Willian K. Vanderbilt , is rapidly
approaching completion , writes a Wil
mington ( Del. ) correspondent of The
Philadelphia Press , and the hull will be
ready for launching about the middle
of next month. Meanwhile her ma
chinery and fittings arc well advanced
in the shops. The vessel will be the
largest and probably the most elegant
and costly private steam yacht in the
world , surpassing Jay Gould's Atalan-
ta , James Gordon Bennett's Nourmahal ,
or the late Mr. Tilden's Yoscmite.
The vessel is built entirely of the
best quality of steel both ribs and
sheathing. She is 285 feet long over
all , 252 feet on the load line , 32 feet 3
inches beam , aud 21 feet G inches depth
of hold. She is built for classification
in the highest class of the English
Lloyds. She will be rigged as a three-
masted schooner , with 'square topsail
on the foremast. The propelling ma
chinery will consist of and inverted
double-action three-
- surface-condensing -
cylinder compound engine , the high-
pressure cylinder being placed in tho
center and "the low-pressure cylinders
at each end. The high-pressure cylin
der is thirty-two inches iu diameter ,
and the low-pressure cylinders each
forty-five inches ; the stroke is forty-
two inches. Besides this engine there
will be reversing engines , pumping
engines , turnover engines , for working
the steam steering gear , windlasses ,
and electric-light machines , and for
numerous other purposes in handling
the ship.
The propeller is a solid casting of
manganese bronze made in Scotland ,
and arrived at the yard a few days ago.
It has four blades , and is about ten feet
in diameter. There are two boilers of
the circular single end , horizontal
tubular pattern , with four patent cur-
rugated furnaces in each. They are
made of the finest steel plates , one inch
thick , and are seventeen feet in diam
eter and ten feet long. They will stand
back to back , with a lire-room at each
end. The } ' are built to stand a work
ing pressure at one hundred pounds to
the square inch. Besides these there is
a donkey boiler of steel for working
the donkey and hoisting engines when
steam is not on in the main boiler.
The deck-houses of the vessel are of
steel , bolted and framed into the main
deck.
The accommodations for the owner
and his friends will be forward of the
machinery , and will be of the most
luxurious description. The cabins will
be fitted up in chaste and elegant de
signs , but without an overdisplay ol
elaborate carving in hard-woods.
There will be much pine used in the
joinery work , that being considered by
the builders as one of the best kinds o"f
lumber for sea-going service. This
will be finished mainly in white , with
gold relief. ' The cabins will be lilted
with mantels , fireplaces , electric incan
descent lights , eleetrie bells , and every
convenience to be found in the rooms of
the most elegant mansions. There
will be more than a dozen bath-rooms
and closets , the plumbing of which
will be of the very best character , aud
air pressure will be kept on the water-
tanks so that water will run from the
faucets with a strong head without re
quiring pumping. The carpets , up
holstery , bedding , furniture , and all
the fittings and furnishings will be of
the most luxurious character.
The accommodations for officers and
crew will be aft the machinery. The
officers' quarters will be fitted up ele
gantly and with every appliance for
comfort and convenience , while the
sailors will have such quarters as will
make the old-fashioned forcastle seem
like the memory of a nightmare.
This splendid pleasure-boat is not
built especially for speed. As one of
the builders said , "She is not intended
for a harbor racer , but for a safe ,
strong , comfortable cruiser , in which
lier owner and his friends may go in
comfort and security around the world
if they choose. She will probably de
velop about fourteen knots per hour
in ordinary weather. "
The builders , by instruction of Mr.
Vanderbilt , are not to make public the
cost of this magnificent pleasure craft.
The Bibliomaniac.
They call him a crank. And yet I
iave a very kindly regard for the
Dibliomaniac. There is nothing modern
about him. He lives in an atmosphere
of musty unrealism that gets its ro
mance from the years. The great
world moves on next door to him , and
ret for the life of him he couldn't tell
rou what his bustling neighbor is doing ,
le has nothing in common with the
resent. To him the nineteenth cen-
; ury is but the shadow of a substance
gone before ; the poetry of the past is
udissoluble from the realism of the
jreseut ; the "good old days" arc a
lung of reality and the coming j'ears
a nightmare of "to-be's" that threaten
the sanctity of the "has been. " He is
i crank , but God bless him he has a
icart , and impractical as he is the
world is better for him. SI. Louis
Chronicle.
All Work anil Jfo Play.
"An ordinary pianist , " says an emi
nent baud loader , "can't play a bass
drum , because he has no idea of time.
Very few pianists have. " We don't
cnre a cent because the ordinary pianist
can't play the bass drum. Indeed. w
ire rather glad that he can't. What
worries its and the rest of the neighbor-
jood is that he can't play the piano -
either. Brooklyn
Davl nnd the Lawyer * .
A railroad 1ms been surveyed through
Vermilion county. III. , Home time before
and had taken a deed for an innocent old
chap's farm , giving him in payment for it a
lot of stock which was represented to be of
par value. The farmer ultcrwnrd found
that the stock was almost , if not quite ,
valueless , and brought suit in the Federal
court to have the deed set aside nnd his
farm returned to him. The case came up
before Judge Davis. The railroad company
had two or three of the shrewdest attor
neys to be had , while the plaintiff was rep
resented by a green country lawyer. It
tvai evident Jroni the start that the defend
ant's lawyers would outgeneral tho coun
tryman at every turn , and so they did un
til the evidence was all in and the case sub
mitted for decision.
"Gentlemen , " said Judge Davis , "I am
familiar with the laws governing this rase
and with all tho statutes touching such
cases , but I know of no law to prevent a
railroad company from stealing a man's
farm. "
The agentof thedefendant amannamed
Griggs whispered to one of his attorneys
that it was allright. The attorneys looked
it each other with confident winks and
settled back to hear the decision in their
favor.
"I know of no law 1o prevent a railroad
company from stealing a man's farm , " re
peated JudxoDavis , "but so long as I eiton
this bench I will not permit them to keep
it. Dpcision for plaintiff. [ Chicago News.
BloivlUaudS. 'IVait Well-NIgli Ruined.
"It Is not generally known , " said Mr.
Hill , of the National Humane Society ,
"that the greatest trotting horso in the
world came near being ruined by cruel
treatment. When George Stone , of Cincin
nati , found that a Kentucky mare which he
had purchasedns a very speedy animal ,
he hired a man to train her. This man was
cruel to the mare , and ho made but little
headway in developing her speed. She be
came obstinate and ugly , and not only re
fused to work right in the sulky , but was
vicious in her stable. Luckily this blunder
ing , cruel trainer was discharged , and Wil
liam Bair employed in his stead. Like the
true horseman that he is , Bair is utterly
unable to treat a horse cruelly. Heat once
reversed the tactics of his predecessor , and
began to treat the mare with kindness.
She quickly responded with better behav
ior , and in a short time became affection
ate and obedient. Whereas , her former
master was afraid to go into the stall un
less she was securely tired , Bair taught her
to pick apples out of his coat pocket. As
soon as the man and beast had established
these unpleasant relations , good results be
gan to appear. The mare's speed devel
oped rapidly , and she was soon able to
make the famous record of 2:10J.J. : A year
or so more of cruel treatment and Aland S.
would have been ruined. [ Chicago Herald.
Common sense will indicate the certain
tendency of a neglected cold to the lungs ;
prevent such a termination by using Dr.
Bull's Cough Syrup for that cough. Price
25 cents.
_ _ _ _ _
Dr. Franklin' * Gallantry.
Dr. Franklin was one of the most gallant
of men , even after he was well advanced in
years. I remember to have seen in the
government library at Pario the original ,
in bad French , of a note written by him to
Mme. Helvetius , wife of the illustrious phil
osopher. "Mr. Franklin never forgets any
party where Mme. Ilelvetins is to be. He
even believes that if he were engaged to go
to paradise this morning he would make
application to be permitted to remain on
earth till 1:30 o'clock to receive the em
brace which she has been pleased to prom
ise him upon meeting at the house of Mr.
Turgot. " [ Ben : Perley Poore in Boston
Budget.
TIio Best Sent in a Car.
The old question of which is the best seat
in the car was up for discussion. The man
in a duster said there wasn't any choice.
One seat was as good as another. The
passenger with a pink and saffron carpet
bag said he preferred the ' 'eendseatnearest
the engine. " The old gentleman with the
wabbly eye and a smell of bad liquor on
his breath said he had hoard that the
middle of a car was safest.
"That's all right , " put in the drummer
with the gay suit , white hat , and patent
leather shoes , "but you don't any of you
seem to know the best seat in a car.
There's a vastdifferenceintheseats every
body knows that but it's not so much in
the seats themselves as in who's sitting in
them. Now , for instance , if I go into a car
and there's a seat only half occupied , and
that by a pretty g "
"Peanuts , apples , cigars' ' " cried tho train
boy in locomotive-like voice , and the grate
ful passengers purchased his whole stock
and told him to tell the conductor to keep
an eye on the crazy man wearing the white
hat and patent-leather shoes. [ Chicago
Herald.
Salvation Oil , the celebrated Am erican
remedy , is guaranteed to cure rheumatism ,
sore throat , swellings , bruises , bums and
frost-bites Price only
twenty-five cents a
bottle.
The law compels no one to do impossi
bilities.
The Omaha Typs foundry can furnish
new newspaper outfits on short notice.
Prices same as in Chicago and freight
already paid to Omaha.
What great thing soever a man proposed
to do in his life , he should think of achiev
ing it by fifty.
No one knows better than those who
have used Carter's Little Liver Pills what
relief they have given when taken for dys
pepsia , dizziness , pain in the side , constipa
tion , disordered stomach , &c. Try them.
Signatures made with a pencil are good
in law.
Send 40 names of young men and women
to Omaha Commercial College , lll-i Far-
iiam street , and receive College Journal
'ree one year.
The New York aqueduct has killed fifty-
iwo persons.
For removing dandruff and curins all
scalp diseases , use Hall's Hair Kenewer.
Ayer's Ague Cure is acknowledged to be
he standard remedy for fever and ague.
Every man is the maker of his own for-
une , and must be , in some measure , the
trumpet otjiis fame.
Tho Omaha Typ * foundry can furnish
lew newspaper outfits on short notice.
Prices same as in Chicago nnd freight
already paid to Omaha.
Constant dropping wears away stones ,
-ind by diligenceuiul patience the worm ate
11 two cable.
EDUCATE YOUR SONS.
them with a legacy that cannot
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UNIVEKSITY 01NOTUE DAME ,
an institution now in its forty-third year ,
and unsurpassed for its advantages to im
part to your sons and wards a thorough
and finished education , cithcrin a thorough
commercial ( business ) course , which is a
distinguishing feature of Notre Dame uni
versity , or in a full course , which comprises
classics , law , science , mathematics and
music.
Special advantages are offered to students
ol the LAW DEPARTMENT.
THE MINIM Dl
a separate institution ( St. Edward's hall )
for boys under 12 yeara of age , who aro
taught by
SISTKHS OP THE HOLY CROS3 ,
under whose maternal care they pass
nearly tho entire day in receiving instruc
tion iu all the elementary branches of an
English education together with a funda
mental knowledge of Latin , French. Ger
man , vocal music , violin , piano and draw
ing , preparatory to enter either the junior
or senior classes of the university.
Board , washing , mending , tuition and
entrance fee for session of five months in
Minim department , 5130.
The eighty-fifth session will open on Tues
day , September 7 , 1SSO.
Before concluding where to place yourson
or ward send for a catalogue , which will be
sent free , giving you full information of the
University of Notre Dame. Address ,
Rev. T. E. WALSH. C. S. U. ,
President University ,
Notre Dame , Ind.
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Two brothers are running for governor in
Tennessee.
A JPafii in tliu Side Often Comes from
theLiver , and is relieved by UAHTCH'S LITTLE
LIVEH PILLS.
A receipt lor money is not always conclu
sive.
Don't fail to see the BATTLE OP GETTYS-
Buito when you visit Om Jia. Special ratea
to excursion parties. D.H. Wheeler , Jr , Sac'y
It is very unfair in any writer to employ
ignorance and malico together.
THOSE who are trying to break up the
baneful habit of intemperance will experi
ence great benefit from the use of Prickly
Ash Bitters. Liquors derange the system.
Prickly Ash Bitters will remedy the evil re
sults and restore the brain , stomach and
liver to healthy action , thereby strengthen
ing the will power , thoroughly cleansing
and toning up the system and remove
taint of disease. It is purely a medicine
and while pleasant to the taste , it cannot
be used as a beverage by reason.of its
cathartic properties.
Ridicule dishonors more than dishonor.
The boys who recenty ! went to Bur
lington , Iowa , to attend Elliott's Bus
iness College , are well pleased and
commend the school highly.
"Well , I'll bs hanged ! " exclaimed the as
tonished Chicago Anarchist.
Sane CURE FOR RHEUMATISM. Cure guar
anteed in all cases. Use Perry Davis' Vege
table Pain Killer according to directions ,
and it will cure ninety-nine cases out ol
every hundred. Try it , it surely will not
hurt you.
Cleveland has taken to the woods.
Reduced from § 1.50 to 75c per year ,
Weekly State Journal and Lincoln Month
ly. Best news and educational papers in
Nebraska. Send money at once to Lin
coln business college , Lincoln , Neb.
Wrnr EO HinnlcR around with yourboo's ran over ?
Lyoa'g Jlecl StlHeucrs will keep them straight.
The old Sunday-school teacher was a
striking switchman.
For Cuts , Galls , Old Sores , Scratch
es , Thrush , etc. , use Stewart's Heal
ing Powder , 15 and 50 cents a box.
If j ou cannot get a ride , take a walk.
Young people all over the country are
preparing to attend ( he Iowa City Com
mercial College , one of the oldest and best
schools in the west.
Pride is seldom delicate ; it will please
itself with very mean advantages.
The Frazcr Axle Grease lasts four times
as long as any other. Uso it , and save
your horses and wagons.
The Denver & Rio Grande western rail
way's receiver has been discharged.
'So Regulate the Stomucli , Liver
And bowels , take CARTEII'S LITTLE LIVEI :
PILLS. 25c.
Principals are responsible for the acts 01
their agents.
The best coush medicine Is riso's Cure for Con
sumption. Sold everywhere. 2jc.
What Is the Use
Of your dragging yourself aronnd , day after day.
without auy life or acthlty , feeling all tired out ami
miserable , when you might he as quick and lively
and strong as ever ? Take care of yourself at once ,
or In the depleted condition of your system , a com
plaint otherwise trivial , may fasten upon yon with
serious or fatal result. Hood's Sarsaparilla is jn-
the medicine you need to bulk ! up your entire RJS
tern , to purify and quicken your hlood. and to pl\c
you appetite and strength.
"Hood's Sarsaparilla as a hleo'J purlfler has B-
equal. It tones the system , strengthens and InrU
orates , giving new life. I have taken It for ki Ine/ '
complaint vUth the be t results. " D. II. SxrxDEn .
81 Tcarl Street , Cincinnati , Ohio.
"I had salt rl.cum over nearly my entire body.
It Is impossible to describe my sufferings. When I
began to take Hood's Sarsapariila the disease bezan
to subside , the watery pimples , with their agonizing
Itch and rain , disappeared , and now I am cured. * '
LYJIAN ALLKX , Xo. Chicago , 111.
Hood's Sarsapariila
Sold by all druggists. t > l ; sis for * 5. Prepared by
C. I. HOOD & CO. , Apothecaries. Lowell , Mass. ,
IOO Doses One Dollar
A Total Eclipse
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"Golden Medical Discovery" i. " npproucli
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Tho waiters ol Tnris have struck for
higher wages.
Ocllcnto
of either ser , however induced , promptly ,
thoroughly tint ) permanently cured. Sent
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treatise. AVorld's Dispensary Medical As
sociation. CCI5 Main Street , .Buffalo , N. Y
The Cutting case Cutting rates on the
trans-Atlantic lines.
Yenra Teach Jflore Tlinii ISooItM. .
Among other valuable lessons impartcc
by this teaelier id tlie fact that for n very
longtime Dr. Tierce's "Golden Medical Dis
coverhas been the princo of liver correc
tives and blood purifiers , being the house
hold physician of the poor man , and tho
able consulting physician to the rich pi :
tieufc , ami praised by all for its magnificent
service and eflicacy in all diseases of i
chronic nature , ns malarial poisoning , ail
merits of the respiratory and digestive sys
tema , liver disease nnd in all cases where
tho use of an alterative remedy is indicated
Tho slowest sailing craft may easily be
mado faBb to its moorings.
If afflicted with Sore Eyes , nso Dr. Isaac
Thoinpson'8 Kje Water. Druggists sell II. >
The days are shortening at both ends.
Eyery strain or csld attacks that ireak back
and nearly prostrates yon.
THE
FSJY Tgjsaic
* ,
& 3a u & i"ilcCia
isiiB the Eliwcles ,
Stefi < ! ic3 tuo Nerves ,
Enricuctf the Blood , ( Jives NOTT Vigor.
Ms. JOHN W. KEKT. Stirtrillo. Col. , aaj-s : "For
tho pabt twelve years I heve Butferoil with pains iu
my back. I omd Brotvn's Iron Bittern with great
benefit. I feel bolter now than I have for twol o
yearn. "
Miss Lizzm BREXIUX. &M5 Cooko AT * . . St. Loni' ,
JIo. . g ra ; " I suffered with f pitnl wsaknesn. pains in
mT baclcand rlo-pka * nights. I tried evnry conceiv
able muody without much benefit. Four bottltn of
Brown's Iron ttitters have relieved mo , and I cheer-
folly recommend it. "
Genuine ha * abora Trade Mark and crogstd red linos
on wrapper. Take no other. Made only by
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ITlSAPUaEQ'VEBETAai.EPREPARAIICH
PRICKC
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It has stood the Tost of Years ,
" in Curing all Diseases of the
BLOOD , LIVE3 , STOM
ACH ,
EIS.&c. ItPurifieatha
Bleed , Invigorates and
Cloanses the System.
BFTTEHS
DYSFEPSIA.CONSTI-
CURES PATION , JAUNDICE ,
A1LDISEASESDFTHE SICXEEADACHE.BIL-
UVER IOUSCOMPLAINTS&c
under
disappear at once
KIDMSYS its beneficial influence.
STOMACH Itiapurely a Medicine
AND as its cathartic proper
ties forbids its pso as a
BOWELS , beverage. It is pleas
ant to tne taste , and as
easily taken by child
ren a
P31GKLV ASH BITTERS CO
jjPRlCElDOLLAR Solo Proprietors ,
, ; Sxiouis cud KANSAS CITT
or pirn in tbe Rheumatic line bare I had tlnce uilyg
ATHLOPHOROS two jein 150. It mide & tfcoroush
core in jay cut. " 31r5. Ella Smith , (1 : , " . 5oiter Street ,
SpringCeM , O. Alhloptoros is abfolutely cafe , containing
co opium , morphine orotber Injurious Ingredient , and is a
sure cure for Khcnrnctism. Ask jour druggiit for .Uhlo-
pboros. If you caunot get it of him do not tiy something
else > * ut order a : occe fronin : . Ve will tend It exprcsi
pilion rtcsirt ofpnct , 31.00 pfr bottle.
ATHLOPHORCS CO. . 112Wall St. JTewYork.
FACE , HAXDS , FE
1T1.J ill Ilieir impcrfKtioni. including 7aeV ,
Derelep citDt , Superncom Hair. Birth Mfti ,
Ald'ei , W rti , Mutti , Frecfcln , Red Suit , Anir ,
Blx-k ll * di. Scan , Pittinz nd ln r treatment ,
Dr. JOHN H. WOODBURY ,
Jlll > 3n/\.T. EuVJ ! 7v > . b.ncilCc.lorLo
D-afnea ? anl Xa < M Catarrh
permanintly cured. Gla-nse *
J ntted for all form * of dcfec-
insartcd. Aijdreeg Pr. IMPJEY. Omtlia. > 'eh.
NE-OPIUM Kablt Painlessly
CurcU at Home. Treatment
sent on trial and NO PAY asked
until you arc benefited. Terms Low.
I Hurnnno Kedcdy Co. , JLaFaycttc , Int ! .
STUDY. Boolc-kcepln ? . Duslnes'
Furms renmanslilp.Arilhnietic-
'land. ' etc. . thorou h'v ' taught by mall. Circulars
nee. BKYA ? fS CJOL.LKGUulTalo , K.Y.
CS3332 ! ? 3SZ2SSK5vaiSS Snre rolicf t pmnw A
ir } < nP5'O { QSeTJ ! I CO rnceX > cts.flMilMa
\5bJJIhbjJib iiLLcb.bymail. Stowell&CO.
j AVEKPORT BUSINESS COLLEGE
SHH J -ATAUXUE TO UCXCASTjS
l > ni uport , Io : > .
& Board
. for 3 lire
| Vonof Men or Ladies in each connty
P.W. 2LEGLEK 4 CO. Cnicaco. lit
KNICKS coisx EXTRACTOU cure *
BUNIOXS. Drucctits sell It. or br mall
2oc. of W. K. PKNICK , St. Jns-ph. Mo.
Morphine Habit Curedln 10
lo--iO Uy . Xoway till Cared.
Uc J. bTxrux.vs. Lelmnoa. 01:13.
> <
W. X. U. . Omaha 32G--3G.
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VTSCVEKI A SLY KISS 16 SOS AEET , ATSEIEVTZEN : THsvnE NICER STILL , * * ATCEVENTY :
TO STEAL ONE NOW * * THEN'S A TE T
TMEYCTHL K EEPU ? TH O LO , UIO GAM ? .
Smith's liilc .Keiiis nr < - s. poeitiTe cure for Biliomnecs , Tla orieinnl Paotojrranh .pan- '
Sick Headache , Constii'stloa , and Indigestion. DOSE : OHE el size , of this picture sent oa re-
BEAN. They stimulate the Liter and act freely on thcKotr- ceiptoHPc in'stampa. Address.
els without griping , sickening tho Stomach , > * r weakening BILE .BKANS ,
the system. Pric 2Ec. per Bottle. For saU bjr all Druggists. SI. .Louis ,
. Is Tte Best
? WaleprooiGoat [ 5
Eer Hale.
Kane rtnalna onlen Dcn't wa < 5te yoar moner on a frcm cr rntber coat. The FISH BRAND SLICKEH
[ stamped wlUi the . above h absolutely vnfor and vt-wtrsoor. and will kcfi ) you drv in tlio hardest storm
_ _ _ TRAIIE _ Mine. _ _ Aclorthe"KISH.KRAKD" LcKiitandtakenoother. _ _ 1f jourstoreke'pcrdoe-
not liae the "
Satlio groat Blood I'lirlflorandLUs-s.Miic
Principle ; a Gentle I'nrgathoam ! Tonic ; a ; A-rect
Kenovutor and Inv orutor of tha system.
In Yincffur Ktlttora theru In vitiHir bui
no alcoholieor mineral poison.
Diseases of tlto Skill , of whatever aami
or natim > , nro literally dnjr up and carried ois of
thosypteminasliorttlracbyuiou3co tlioi3i'i0i-a.
Vluf sfHr BUior.s allays Ieverislinesa. lu re-
Hovea , cud iu time cures Kbeumntism , Nesirat Ia.
Gout , and similar painful diseases.
Vinegar 13 liter * cures Constipation and
prevents Diarracsa.
Pfovcr before has a medidtio bca com
pounded postfesiins the power oC VurcaAR UIT-
TEKS to heal the eiclr.
Sond for either of our valuable reference
books for ladies , for farmers , for niercliauta , our
Medical Treatise on Diseases , cr our C'atcchlfpi
on Intemperancs and Tobacco , which last should
be road by every child and youth in tho Ian J.
Any two of the above books mallet ! ireo on
receipt of four cents for registration face ,
B.n. MeDonaldDrug Co. . B33 VTaghinRtonSt. , K.Y
EIHAUSTELfffllTY.
ILLUSTRATED SA3IM.E
mm THYSELF ,
A Great Mertlo 1 Work on > : .iuhoo < l , NerTOUn snJ
Physical Debility. Premature Di-cllns In JIftii. Kx-
aauiteil Vitality. Ac. , ie _ and the utUulil inlsorlea
resulting from InJUcretlou cr evcessen ; SOU pa/ej.
inbstamUlly bound In gilt , muslin. ConUliu mor >
tbau 12 Invaluable prcucrlplluni. embracing every
vegetable retnpilr In the pbaruiActrpla for oil acute
nd chronic illiea e . It Is en.phatlcallr a boob for
every man. Price only II by mall pontpald , concealed
Iu plain wrapper.-
ILLUSTRATIVE SAMPLE FREE TO AI.1 ,
voune and middle nzed men fur the next ninety days ,
brntl now , or cut tuu out. ai you rnuy never ler It
tc-iln. Address DR. W. II. PARKEU.4 Bulflnch St. ,
Bust in.
K. B. Pr. Purser can ba confidentially ccnsulted
an all diseases nf man. hl BpecUltle
NEWSPAPER OUTFITS
ou Sliort IVoiicc From
Oiualia at < Ciiciso ; Prices.
SECOHD-EiHD GOODS
CORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED.
OMAHA TYPE FOUNDRY ,
Omaha , Neb. , 12th and Howard.
ASK FOR THE
Button and Lace. 078 ask
for th MV. I Douglas'
83.00 Shoe. Same styles 3
the 13 00 Shoe. If yon cannot
cet these shoes from deal-
era , lend addreas'on postal
card to W. L. Douglas.
Brockton , Mass.
LeadingNos. ! : 14,048,130,135 , 333,161.
For Sale by all Stationers.
THE ESTEREROOK STEEL PEN CO. ,
flTorks : Camden , N. J. 26 John St. , Hew Yorffc
PAYStheFRESGHT
5 Ton Wncon Scales ,
Iron LtTtrs , St'tl Hcirinjj , J2rui
Tare Beasi end Er m Bor for
ETcrr IiSc ! e. for fr'f pr'ee list
mention thtw paper ml lubir'ci
J3MES OF B1HGMAMTQ- ? .
JJINGHAJITON , N. Y.
ffl fr BT Ji.n.unuii HiJij.n ocuu.
| fefiiii&l :
Guaranteed Strictly Pure.
Best Lead Made.
M by US , 607 , and Leafc RaHIs
H. T. CLABKE DRTJG CO. ,
Aeiit , Omaha aud Lincoln *
a positive remedy forth * abora ui ea.i * ; byitsnsi
Inociandl of cac of th wont kind aj of lone CUndlcs
lavt been cured. Ind6 4. * stronc I * my faith In ! IJ eCcacy.
Jiatlwlll t.nj TWOBOTTLS3 TREE , tozst&er trlth a TAL-
UBLE TREATISE oa tlil < diicuc.to rnny sufferer. 6rra x >
irua ni f. O. address. D8. T.A. . SIjOCCU , 111 fearl St. , N.Y.
CURES WHi. . .
Beat Couch Syrup
in imc. Soli
Survival of the Fittest
A FAMILY MEDICIXE THAT HAS HE HEM
MILLIONS UttU.VG 35 TEARS !
Mill !
j A BAMI roir HVCBY
2IAIV AIVI > SEASTI
The Oldest & Best Liniment !
EVER HADE Itf AilEEJCA.
SALES LARGER THAITSVEB.
Tho Jlorican Mustang Liniment
been known for more than thirty-
3years as tlic best of all Liaimrnts.
5Man an < l IJeast. Its Bales to-rtav
giarger thaii ever. It cuies wli.n
Bothers fail , and penetrates skin .
Jancl muscle , to the very bone. 5old