p-7 BEYOND THESE TEARS , B ? 3I11S. JUJfXIE A. .MOXTrOUT. Beyond tlujsc dreams and tears Beyond tho-cc hopes and fear-- Beyond these weary years There waits for thee A home , so wondrous fair , So sweet , so pure , the air Breathes anthems everywhere Iii harmony. Angelic creatures move , Through every balmy grove "Whose constant theme fs love In rapture sutig ; And on their harps ib wrought Those strains divinely taught ; And every rythm caught On roses hung. Till even" pulse was filled With their sweetbreath , distilled Tor tender chords that thrilled 'Xeath touches low. Where limpid streams pursue Enchanted bowers through ; And myriad drops of dew Kespleudent glow. ' Where tranquil skies repose O'er every stream that lions , Whose crystal bc-auty throws A light sublime. No tongue can e'er possess The gift towf contess The inatchlcss'loveliness Of that fair clime. Oh , spirit , why shoulds't thou Bemoan and murmur now ? Is't not cnouirli to know Beyond these tears , When earthly scenes have past With all the'gloom they cast , There thou shalt rest at last Through endless years ? SI. Louis A BIT OF DEIFT. BY IIESTEU STUART. "Brutus Cassius Danks ! Are you go ing after that water or do you expect the spring to come to 3011 ? " The man thus pointedly addressed slid slowly down from the fence where he was sitting , whittling , closed his huge jackknife by pressing its point against the rail , and shambled toward the house. The woman in the doorway watched his leisurely approach with an expres sion curiously mingled of indifference and irritation. A small , stooping figure , with a weak slope to the chin and shoulders ; the flaccid face with a fringe of hay-colored board , and surmounted 133 * a sunburned straw hat ; the loose , unshapely clothes which Deemed to have adapted them selves to the wearer's habit of mind- was this the pink-cheeked , trim young fclloxv who courted her fifteen 3'ears ago ? " "I was a thinkin' , .Malviny , " he said , taking the pail from her outstretched hand , "that a ketch of fish would taste kinder good. We've had mush pretty stiddy latch- . " "It ain'tfmy fault , " said the woman , shortly. "No ! I s'pose it ain't , " he rejoined slowl3r , as though the fact occurred to him for the first lime. Just then a little tow headed girl ran round the corner of the house. "Where are you goin' , daddy ? " she called. "Down to the spring. Want to go , Capitola ? " he answered. She looked lovingly at him with her china-blue eyes , slipped her grimy little hand into his , and trudged off'beside him. him.The The woman stood on the doorstone looking after them. "They are well- mated , " she thought bitterly. "One has about as much idea of getting a living as the other. " She had not lacked warnings years " ago ; for Malvina Frost , with her "slim , straight figure and snapping black eyes , was .the likeliest girl in town ; and mothers of marriageable sons had not hesitated to enlarge in her hearing upon the "Danks shiftlcssness , " reinforcing their own opinions by sundry old pro verbs , such as "What's bred in the bone will come out in the flesh. " and "Like father , like son. " But Malvina only tossed her black curls , and went her own way. So one June they were married , and went to houskeeping in a little house on the bank of the Ohio ; and Melvina , in the strength of her youth and love , felt able to movo mountains , but she found the gravitation of inherited shift- lessness too much for her. He had done well for a time. The little cottage was neatly fixed up , and when a year after the first baby came , the young father , with his own hands , fashioned for it a cradle that was the wonder and envy of the neighborhood. But heredity was too strong for him , and though the cradle had six success ive occupants , its first coat of paint was never renewed. Mrs. Danks had never heard of Sisyphus. If she had she would have found her task very much like his , vtith the exception that hers was infinitely harder and more hopeless. What was itP Mental or moral or physical weakness , or all three ? Or an evil fate , that whatever he turned Ins hand to immediately failed ? Even his name seemed an unkind fling of fortune. His mother having attended , shortly before his birth , the nerform- ance of some strolling actors , was so much impressed that the name of Brutus Cassius was waiting for him when he arrived upon the stage where he was to play so insignificant a part It was seldom , however , that he had the benefit of his full name , for the community in which he grew up de lighted in abbreviations. But even their rough familiarity hesitated to call a man "Brute" to his face , so he was dubbed "Cash , " a perpetual satire up a on him who rarely hail amcash in his pocket. Against all these odds Mrs. Danks had fought a good light ; but in the struggle her straight back had been bent , and the snap had gone from her eyes to her voice. " "Somehow the load pressed heavier than ever this morning. It might have been because it was early spring , and the air was full of that indefinable sense of expectancy , that vague hint of rejuvenation , a rejuvenation that would touch everything except the-Danks for tunes. And perhaps it was because the Hour barrel was empty , but whatever the cause , Mrs. Danks turned from the doorway thoroughly wretched. Half tin hour later Mr. Danks saun tered in. with the water , the child fol- lowing with a string of two or three fish. fish.Setting the pail down , he said in a deprecating wa3 * : "I hev about c'n- cluded to take up with Badger's ofler , and go up to Cooperville. " . She made no answer , and ho contin ued : "If anythin' sh'd happen , Icould come home. " "Oh , yes ! " she answered , "you could come home easy enough. " The man winced , and his sallow face reddened. "I don't s'pose I'm a master hand af gcttin' a livin' , but I tell you Malviny , fate is agin me. 'Just as I got a job across the river that felon come on my iin er , and when I had a chance on the bridge , out of twenty men , I was the only one the derrick hit when it fell. You didn't ought to be castin' it up agin me that 1 lied to come home ; it's fate. " "Call it 1)3" what name you like , " she answered bitleity , "it's"made an old woman of me before 1113 * lime. " " He made no reply , but went out on the doorstonc , where the little girl joined him , and presently his wife heard him say : "Daddy's goin' away. Is Capitola sorry ? " "Real sony ! " said the child ; adding , "What'll you bring me daddy ? " "Howsh'd ye like astringof beads ? " he asked , after some deliberation. "Blue beads ? " cried the child , then with the unconscious selfishness of childhood "will 3-011 go right off ? " Apparently he was hurt , for his voice quavered as he asked , "Which would ye ruthcr hev daddy , or the beads ? " "Oh , 3-011 ! " cried the child , throwing her arms round his neck and pressing her little face to his. So the hurt was healed , and they chattered quietly to gether till supper time , at which "meal there appeared five black-eyed boys , the pattern of their mother. People said the Danks blood had taken a turn in the bo3's for they were as keen , tough-limbed , energetic boys as could be lound in the county. The following Monday Mr. Danks started for Cooperville. As he took up his limp carpet bag , he said , by way of feeble joke , "Ain't 3-0 sorry to see me goin' , Malviny ? " She looked at him a moment , then said , coldl3"You'll bo back soon "HOUgll. " lie straightened himself and said , with an air of decision quite unlike himself , "You'll not see me again un til my work is finished ; " and so de parted , followed only by Capitola , who went to the road with him , and called after him not to forget the beads. Mrs. Danks from her washtub watched him going slowly up the muddy road , and as she looked her iieart relented a trifle toward him ; ho weak , kind-hearto.d , exasperating 'ittle man. Hastily taking her hands 'rom the suds , she'took a bottle from .he . kitchen shelf and went to the door. "Johnny ! " she called lo the tangle of 303-3 before the door , "your pa's forgot " "lis liniment. Run after him with it , 'or he'll be sure to get a lame back. " With a parting thrust toward his brothers , the bo3snatched the bottle and sped away like a 3'oung athlete , chin up and elbows back , as he had seen a jictures of runners. When he overtook his father and de- 01 iverod his message , the latter seemed is really touched. Though indiil'erent , apparently , whether his house fell to tle ) ieces or not. he was homesick outside e lis own gate , and now was going away aai ore hearted at the evident willin < rne.s ai aibi of his family to part with him. The bi unexpected attention quite overcame 01 him , and he looked around for some tiidi thing to return in acknowledgment , diw but the fields were bare. w Suddenly he spied by the roadside cc some pussy willows with their silvery. tiai fuzz3' buds , and cutting off a branch ai gave it to the bo3' saying. "Give that to your ma. and tell her she's the best woman in Meigs County. " ' SCbe "Law ! " said Mrs. Danks , when the beai boy burst in with his branch and mes ai sage'Your pa's getting silly in his aim old age. 1 don't want such truck in the m house. " But after the bo3r had gone she in put it carefully in water and set it on sc the kitchen shelf , and several times she tli looked up at it with a look on her face ci whichIr. ] . Danks would scarcely have in recognized. That gentleman's absence made very little difference with his family excep't to Capitola. His wife scolded a , little less , and the boys , who looked upon him very much as another boy only si one who liked to sit in the same place stdt toolong pursued their works and dt [ sports as usual. ai But the Thursday after his leave , ' fo their outdoor fun was cut short by a foA A persistent rain. How it did pour ! Hour after hour , all day and night. p Friday morning dawned upon sweeping . sheets of gray , and an angry , boiling flood that crept , inch by incb up its yellow banks , and night closed in on the same picture. Saturday morning the sun shone out bright and clear , but ; on what a scene of destruction. What , had been a river was a rushing sea. which had blotted out field after field , and stopped just at their own gate , and f which carried on its heaving surface ) trees torn up bodily , great timbers , buildings and cattle. Toward night a large barn came floating down , and ; : formed all manner of wreckage. The bo3rs watched eagerly , speculating on the amount of firewood thus laid at re their door. rem "Hi ! * That's a good one , " cried one m of them as just at dusk something like log appeared round the corner of the barn , balanced a moment , as though undecided , and then swept round into the little harbor. But it was getting to too dark to see anything more , so the3' n c went laughing and scuffling to bed. All night long mother and children slept quietl3' in , the little house , lulled by the rush of swift waters. All night "t long in the little harbor the log poised th and turned , now swept away trom the sa ; shore , now drawn toward it , as though j m reluctant to go. or In the morning , with whoop and shout , the boys burst from the house , fa but in a moment were back again with white cheeks and chattering teeth , and clinging to their mother , could utter W ( but one word "Father. " w : Yes ! Fate'had again been too strong j ch for him. Mr. Danks had come home. They took up the poor body , bruised and battered , but invested for the first time in the eyes of those who knew it " with dignity"and sis they bore it across the threshold there fell from the pocket a string of discolored blue beads. A little later they knew all there was to know of the pitiful story. His fel low-workmen had gathered on the wharf Saturday afternoon after work to watcli the freshet. One by one they scattered to their homes up and down the river , and a neighbor seeing Mr. Danks , called to him to come ; but he shook his head , saying he was not going home till his work was finished. So they left him there looking down the river toward his home. One hour later the wharf was swept awa3' . No one knew what had become of the solitaiy figure save One. And as the poor bod3' , without volition of its own , was guided through flood and darkness lo its home , who can deny that the spirit too weak to shape its own course was borne on Infinite pit3r into the eter nal home ? Saturday Traveller. Politics on the Bench. If a judge of the superior court is mentioned in connection with the gov ernorship of his state , is it right that insinuations should be thrown out by the press that , unless he resigns his office , he will employ corrupt means to further his political aspirations ? Is honorable ambition to succeed by un derhand methods only ? Now , in cast ing about for a governor , each section has its especial pet. This should not warrant an attack upon some other good man , who ma3r be mentioned , simply because he is an officer , and without the semblance of a charge to bring against him , expect that he is apt to take advantage of his position to make friends , to the disadvantage of his less favored opponent. How are we to judge of the conduct or talents of another , except through the positions he is called to nil ? Those who have given the greatest satisfaction in the past are the men who went up step by step , and not those who came from the shades of seclusion. A judge of the superior court , or any other man occupying an ottice of public trust , will not risk his good name in question able measures , in the very sight of higher honors being ottered b3 * an ad miring public. Rather will 'they be more guarded in speech and act , know ing that every word and actionis sure , to meet with the severest criticism. To resign is a tacit acknowledgment to be a candidate for a higher ofliee means trickery , bribery , and corrup tion generally. To remain in the iield against such unfounded opposition shows true courage and manhood. The newspaper that believes it can injure the reputation of a good man by adver tising him as the judge of the superior court in politics , fall short of its ex pectations. Already such advertising has redounded to the good of the can didates and the mortification of name less scribes. His case is strengthened , for the masses can see nothing in such light but vindictive persecution. It is the merest folly to resign an3T oflice to become a candidate. If a man pure he will eniplo3' honorable means tc secure his success. If he is impure the public knows lo well from past experience to what low and disgraceful acts < he will resort to curiy public favor , and his asperations are nipped in the bud. As to selecting between the judge on the bench and the common poli tician , who will bu apt to measure his con- iluct b3 * the rules of propriety , the man who lias a imputation to uphold , in ac cordance with the dignity of iiis posi tion , or the one who feels no restraint find waits for the incumbent , whom , perhaps , death ma3 * have removed , to bi carried from the presence of his as sociates , ere he hies himself away to el bow the powers that be , in his interest and behalf. Courtesy , as well as necessity , de mands that where a judge is disqualified his own circuit , some one of his as sociates shall preside. If it is true that these rounds develop judges into politi cians ; , then there is not a court of equity the state. Culhbcrt ( Ga. ) Appeal. A New Story of Daniel Webster. On one occasion some Boston friends sent him as a present an enormous- sized plow to use on his place. Web ster gave out word that on a certain lay it would be christened. The day 'or miles came in to witness the event. dozen teams with aristocratic occu- lauts came down from Boston. It was jxpectcd by every one that Webster .vould make a great speech on the oc- jasion , reviewing the history of farm- ng back to the time when Cincinnatus ibdicated the most mighty throne in he world to cultivate turnips and cab bages in his Roman garden. The plow vas brought out and ten yokes of splen- lid oxen hitched in front. More than JOO people stood around on the tiptoe cv cv expectation. Soon Webster made v lis appearance. He had been calling y ipirits from the vast3r deep , and his a jait was somewhat uncertain. Seizing \ he plow handles and spreading his ] cet lie yelled out to the driver in his a leep bass voice : c "Are you all ready , Mr. Wright ? " c "All ready , Mr. Webster , " was the eply , meaning of course for the speech. ' n Webster straightened himself up by a [ nighty effort and shouted : I r "Then let her rip ! " i e The whole crowd dropped to the n rrouud and roared with laughter , while v iVebster with his big plow proceeded n rip up the soil. Belfast ( Jfc. ) Jour- " lal. c l < The Price Cuts Some Figure. "Here , " , said a Chicago wholesaler , 'this Omaha man declines to receive hat last bill of goods you sold him. He ays he got figures from a St. Louis nan and you offered to duplicate the o rder. " e "Well , I did. Ain't the goods satis- ! actory ? " j o "Yes , but he objects to the pries. " " "The price ! Well , I didn't say "i P vould duplicate the price ; I thought he vas kicking about the goods. " Mer- " hant Traveler. \ ' JHI A FAMOUS SELLER OF BOOKS. Interesting SUctcli of Henry Stevens , the London Boole-Dealer. "What is your business , Mr. Ste vens ? " "I am a seller of books. " "Ah , a bookseller. " "No ; a seller of books. " This dialogue , writes a London .cor respondent to The Neio York Tribune , which took place in court between the late Henry Stevens , of Vermont , and a cross-examining counsel , is character istic enough of the man. He was a seller of books , but he did not choose to be confounded with the generality of booksellers , to whom books are mer chandise and nothing more. He was , in his own department , one of the most learned and accurate bibliographers who ever lived. He had no superior , and no equal in London. People who knew him not may casil3r have been misled as to his real abil'ty by the whimsicalities in which he delighted to indulge. On the title-page of the most serious , and certainly the biggest , vol ume he ever published the "Catalogue of the American Books in the Library of the British Museum" he describes himself as "Henry Stevens , G. M. B. , M. A. , F. S. A. , etc. " The student of the British museum or elsewhere might puzzle long over these initials before he discovered that G. M. B. stands for Green mountain 1)03He clung to his birthplace and old home with affection ate teuacit3 % and habitually signed him self , in print as well as in private , Hemy Stevens , of Vermont. That is the name he put to the delightful little volume "Who Our New " Spoils English Books ? the least , I think , of his publications ; and he adds to it "Bibliographer and Lover of Books. " Then follows a list of antiquarian and historical societies in both worlds of which he was member ; then , without visible transition or so much as a comma , "Blackballed Athen aeum club of London also patriaich of Skull and Bones of Yale . . . B. A. and A. M. of Yale college as well as citizen of Noviomagns et castera. " Noviomagus , after some reflection , 1 take to be , Croydon or some place near Croydon , in England , or perhaps Surbiton , and not one of the many other better known places to which that name earlier days. There is , however , a club of antiquaries called the Noviomagians , to which Stevens belonged. Henry Stevens came fo London in 1845 , and soon , as he 1m * often said , "drifted" into the British i.mseum. He retained his connection iiiere as agent for the buying of books Mil the lost ; none of his financial misfortunes ter- minatcd it. Panizza , who then ruled the museum in a sense far other than that in which Mr. Bond now docs , was his stanch , friend. He understood Ste vens' value , and he made use of his ser vices in a way for which an American can never quite forgive either of the pair. Mr. Bond writes the notice of j Stevens in The Alhcnccum , and sa3's with a touch of pardonable exultation that as the result of Stevens' efforts the British museum now contains a more extensive library of American books than any single library in the United States. No doubt it d'oes , and the fact is a reproach , not to Stevens , but to Americans in general and to the con gress of the United States in particular. Henry Stevens , an American to the backbone , would have rejoiced to do for his own country what he did for Eng land. But England employed him to ilo it and America did not , and it is too \ late to repair the blunder. No collec- tion of American book equal to that y h in the British Museum can ever ajrain be got together. The time is past. y Stevens' catalogue of th ; < ; . completed x in 1857. is a volumeof GOO b\o pages , and includes 20,000 volumes. When b he began collecting for the museum , in tc 1845 , the whole mimbi-r did not exceed 1.000. The other 1G.OOO are due to A him. One of his reasons for printing w the catalogue was to show , side by side , as lie says , both the richness and the is poverty of the collection. He effected ism his object , and between 1857 and 18G2 m . the number doubled. That is to sa3 % in 1862 the American department in the British museum possessed 40,000 volumes ; counting onl3' books printed in America , and not counting books , maps , etc. , in all languages relating to America , in which the museum is very rich , nor counting American books re printed in this countn. And I suppose for much of what we actually have in Amer ca concerning our own country we have to thank Henry Stevens. He wathe agent of maii3American collectors , often with authorit3-to buy on his own judgment H His best known general client was per di haps Mr. James Lencx , whose library , now one of the chief treasures and or lo naments of New York , was" formed by lo Henry Stevens. No man knew so much hi about early editions of the bible ; no one hiPi perhaps so much about early voyages Pi and travels. These , with the Ameri cana , were fhe subjects to which Ste in vens devoted himself , ami on which he It [ will ever remain an authority. Caxton pc was another topic which interested him , bi and he did much for the Caxton exhibi ar tion at South Kensington in 1877 , cata arm loguing ( the bibles then shown. He had tr wide and always an exact knowledge , sii not merely of books , but of subjects. he Some of this he has put into print or sii ; read before literary societies , but the th : mass of it dies with him. He is a real ex loss , to letters , as well as to bibliog th ; raphy. The English papers abound in thTl eulogies on him. I hope the American ar papers do as much , for he was a man is who held high abroad the American th : name. "Esteemed , " says The Times. sti "for his knowledge , ability , and shrewd stiTl common sense , he was even more be Tl loved for his frank manliness , his kindly ar nature , and rich , genial humor. " The of tribute is not too strong. Just So. She was putting the child to sleep the other night when her husband exclaim ed : dc "You are the meanest woman I know of. " St ( "Why , what do you mean ? " she re plied in astonishment. "I mean , " he answered with a mean th ing glance , "that 3011 have just yo iotted the babv. " Boston BU&QCI. nil A Crucial Test. . Woman is by nature so erratic and inconsistent a creature that it doesn't do to bet on her even most marked characteristics. For illustration : The other day old Mr. Pungleup , of Nob Hill , was commenting on the railroad velocity with which young ladies jab ber to each other when they meet , with out either in the least understanding or replying to what the other sa3's. "It's just a mean falsehood gotten up by you good-for-nothing men ! " said the 3'oungest Pungleup girl , indignantly. "All right , " said her father , benig nant - ; "we'll try an experiment. I see 3'our friend Miss Gluckerson , com ing up the street. Now , I'll wager that new walking suit you want so much , that 3-011 can say 'Roast turkey and cranberry-sauce' in response to the half-dozen remarks she makes without her noticing the fact. " "I never heard anything so perfccth- absurd , " replied MissP ; "however ; 1 might as well have that suit it's just too lovely for anything so I'll just do it to teach 3-011 a lesson. " "Mind , now , " said her father , as the front door-bell rang , "fair play. You mustn't change your expression in the least , and 3-011 must repeat the sentence in your usual voice and manner that is to sa3in a single breath all run to gether nsit were. " Just then Miss Gluckerson was shown into the parlor , and through the library door old Mr. P heard Miss G exclaim , without even the smallest comma in the whole remark : "O ! 3-011 lazy thing been here a perfect age don't look at this hat perfect fright going to have flowers set back and bow changed why werrn'tyou at the matinee Harry was there. " ' Roast turke3' and cranberry sauce , " rapidly inserted Miss P , accom panying the words with that peculiar preliminary and concluding gurgle with which all women , for some oc cult reason , invariably adorn their con versation when desirous of being agree able. "Going to Mrs. Bladger's party ? " " continued Miss Gltickerson. with "the serene rattle of a brook over the peb bles. "Molly Smith is going they tell me she paints pa's promised me a phas- ton in the spring saw that hateful Mrs. Gnibery on the street butt'overskirt and green niching just fancy. " "Roast turkey and cranberry " "O- George"Skidmore's "mother's dead Ouch ! got a flee in 1113sleeve little beast just eating me up alive bury her next Sunday did you get that edging at Gimp's ? " "Roast turkey and cran " 'The gii-ls at Clark's are coine : to graduate next Thursday Jennie Giggles is going to be square cut with inside illusion and white kid boots can't 3-011 come around for dinner to-morrow and stay all " "Roast " turkey and "Night and show Milly your new basque ? That man with a fight over coat stared at me yesterday Jim O'Neill is jjoing east this candy "is frightfully stale. " Roost turkey " ' "Ma thinks Mrs. Brown ain't proper those ferns are just too Iovel3r look at these cuffs clean this morning are my crimps coming out yours ain't Lillfc Skippen sa3"s 3-011 met Charlie Boggs the other night and said something nice about me tell me quick ! " "Roost turk " \ roast ' turke3George Shelley thinks 3-011 are awful nice. Nov.tell me what he did say. Good gracious ! what arc 3'ou hugging me for ? " "And. Tilda , thoughtfully remarked Miss Punglc.ip , altr the matter had been explained , and her father admit ted that he had lol by a scratch , "I be lieve in 1113' heart tlfat if 3-011 hadn't thought about Charlie just then 1 shouldn't have had am * new suit this ,1 " " u winter. All of which goes to show that there a at least one subject upon which one mSI may hope to secure the temporan * at SI tention of the inscrutable female mind. SIfr San Francisco Post. frb n Come to Time , Young ilan. V if Xevcr wedding , ever wooing , Still a love-lorn heart pursuing , , Read you not the wrong you're doing , | In my cheek's pale hue ? j1 All my life with sorrow strewing ; " Weil or cease to woo. " ei CamnbdL t : The Lost City of Norembega. w I recently visited the spot which Prof lrhi Hereford , of Cambridge , has recentlj hi cr. discovered to have been the site of tht hi lost French city of Norembega. This lost cit3' has alwa3rs been supposed to IKot iiave been situated on the Penobscot , in ot Maine , until these recent discoveries. tire Prof. Hereford declares it to have been re a the town of Weston , in this state , tl is just over the Waltham line , is a tlbt peninsula , bounded on one side by Stony btP' Drook. a stream about fifteen feet wide , 01w ind Charles river. All that remains to w nark the site of Norembega are the st Tenches , which probably were just out thm : side the stockade. These trendies , m lowever , are clearly defined , and con * ist of one which follows the bounds of he peninsula and a shorter one which it jxtends about the little hill on which iic he inclosure was probably situated th Ehe trenches are three or four feet deep lier ind five or six feet wide. The outer one ire walled with stone. An evidence that StJ hese trenches are cf a very old con traction is seen in the trees which have ha jrown up in them , displacing the stones , Ie these trees are oak , which you know na ire of very slow growth , and are some fn them over two feet in diameter. , UE tioslon Traveller. tr Well Applied. Wife "What is a chestnut , mv fei tear ? " feiH ( Husband "A chestnut , love , is a : itor3' that has been told over and over ac igain. Why ? " aJ L Wife "NothingOnly it's funny pe hat : 3'ou should bring a chestnut with , wi on every time 3-011 come home late at liofht. " Lcwr.l't Citizen. he he . BIG PAY FOR AUTHORS. Gen. Orient PnUl nt tlio Knto of § 25O a Tjine for Ills Memoirs. A Briiish periodical has announced that the editor of a high-class journal ? for boy.s in America offered Mr. Glad- * stone . & > 00 for an article of fifteen thousand words , this being at the rate of abou $4 per line , and that Mr. Glad- stoncihad declined the ofler. Man } * publfliurs in this city , when shown the , said that the3 were not at all , d that Mr. Gladstone should ( [ used to write for such a sum. ng as he docs the high position minister in England , the price emed to be ridiculously low. itage of Mr. Gladstone's name jbutor to the journal would .worth the money ottered ; lid not write a line. Some ishers said that , looking > ast , it is really surprising large amounts of 11101103flt ; haveTeen paid to writers for desirable " articles. Harper's Magazine and The Nineteenth Century have often paid i more than $10 per line for suitable writings popular authors. It is not an unusual thing to pay $100 for a son net of only fourteen lines , a price nearly double that per line offered to the chief ptate officer of the British crown. More than $8 per line has been paid by the owners of magazines for serial stories running a period of perhaps an entires year , if found readable , or possessing merit , or written by a person whose name would give it popularity. Espe cially is this the case in the matter of books written for a special object or connected with the history of the coun ' try. An instance may be'cited in refer- ence to the recent work published as Gen. Grant's Memoirs. This embraces two volumes , and has also , even at this early stage of the publication , given to the general's widow a sum equalto , if it does not exceed , $20 per line , and may net her a much larger amount. Miss Cleveland's book is also spoken of as one which will realize to her a propor tionate amount of money as royalties far exceeding that offered Mr. Gladstone for the article alluded to in the news paper extract. During the early da3"s of The. New York Ledger Mr. Robert Bonner was noted for givinglarge sums of money to authors whose liames were considered of more value than the amount of printed matter which was the result of their pens. Many of the writers to whom lie paid what might appear to be almost fabulous sums , were then not so well known by name as Mr. Gladstone is to-day ; but they were prominent enough for Mr. Bonner to desire that they should be recognized as contributors to his periodical. On one acca 5on he paid to Mr. Tennyson , now poet laureate of England , the large sum of'$5,000 for a poem which only made twenty lines in that paper. This was at the rate of $250 a line a price that would almost seem to be beyond the yalue of any written production. Gulvcslon ATeics. Fortune's Joys. Alas ! the joys that fortune brings Are trifling , and decay , And those u ho prize trilling things .More trilling still than they.Goldsmith. l\ Goldsmith. Bill Nye on Somnambulism. A recent article in the London Post , on the subject of Somnambulism , calls J- to 1113mind a little incident with som nambulistic tendencies in my own exfc , perience. On the banks of Bitter Creek , some 3'ears ago , lived an open mouthed man who had risen from affluence by his un aided effort , until he was entirely free from any encumbrance in the way ol property. His mind dwelt on this mat ter a great deal during the day. j Thoughts of manual labor flitted through his mind , but were cast aside ; as : impracticable. Then other means of acquiring property suggested them selves These thoughts were photo graphed on the delicate negative of the brain , where it is a rule to preserve all negatives. At night these thoughts were ! reserved within the think-reJort , I may be allowed that term , and muscular action resulted. Yielding at last to the great desire for possessions and : property , the somnambulist groped his way to the corral of a total strang er , and selecting a choice mule with great , dewy eyes and real camel's-hair tail , he fled. On and on he pressed , to wards the dark , uncertain West , till at "f last rosy morn clomb the low , outlying hills and gilded the gray outlines of the sagebrush. The coyote slunk back to his home , but the somnambulist did not. He awoke as day dawned , and when he found himself astride themnleof an other , a slight shudder passed the en tire length of his frame. He then fully realized that he had made his debut as somnambulist. He seemed to think that he who starts out to be a somnam bulist should never turn back. So he pressed ' on , while the red sun stepped j aut into the auful quiet of the dusty < I ivaste and gradually moved up into the ( } sky , and slowly added another day to ) > / j hose already filed away in the dark " 1 oiaw of ages. > { * * * * * „ j Night came again at last , and with I ' other somnambulists similar to the ( irst , only that thev were ridinoon ' heir own beasts. Some somnarabu- I ists ride their own animals , while oth- \ < are content to bestride the steeds si / ' itrangers. j | The man on the anonymous mulfe J lalted at the mouth of a deep canon did so at the request of other som- lambulists. Mechanically he got down rom the back of the mule and stood ' mder a stunted pine. ' After awhile he began to ascend the . . ree < by means of his neck. When he y ' iad reached the lower branch of the ree , he made a few gestures with hi = eet by a lateral movement of the le < * s. made several ineffectual efforts ° tc ick some pieces one of the horizon , ind then , after he had gentlv oscillated few times , he assumed a pendant and lerpendicular position at ri"-ht ano-les nth the limb of the tree. ° ° The other somnambulists then took mule safely back to his corral , and ' tragedy of a nijrht was over. -A