Care of the Hand * * There are simple means by which thci bands may be kept in a presentable condi-j lion , as the use of glycerine or honey after ) washing them , and a little bran or oatmeal to be used sometimes instead of soap. Wearing gloves when the work is rough or flirty is quite admissible. Ladies who have rough , coarse hands should rub them with cream at night and may wear loose' ' gloves. Should the hands become hard { .and horny , treab them with pumistonc and . lemon. Lemon is always good for tho , hands ; ifc cleanses them aswell as soap' und makes them soft. j "You can't come it , " said a customer to ' n , druggist who endeavored to palm of his' ' own mixture when Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup was asked for , and Bull's he got. Price 25 , cents. I The mariner is not liable to censure if ho leads a wreckless life. ' BROWN'S IRON BITTERS WILL CURE HEADACHE INDIGESTION BILIOUSNESS DYSPEPSIA NERVOUS PROSTRATION MALARIA CHILLS AND FEVERS TIRED FEELING GENERAL DEBILITY PAIN IN THE BACK & SIDES IMPURE BLOOD CONSTIPATION FEMALE INFIRMITIES RHEUMATISM NEURALGIA KIDNEY AND LIVER TROUBLES FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS The Genuine has Trade Mark and crossed Red Lines on wrapper. TAKE NO OTHER. JC BITTERS , If you frlsh a cortnln cnro for nil Blood diseases. Nothingvas ever invented that will cleanse the Blood and puilfr the System equal to Hops and IUAI/E1 Hitters. It tone * Tip the Syntcm , puts new XSIood in your Tclus , restores your lout appetite and lcep. and brings you perfcc" lienltli. It never fails to give relief in all cap of Kidney or Liver Troubles , Bllloutnens , 2nd- gentloi } Constipation , Sick Headaches , Dys pepsia , Nervous disorders , and all Female Complaints ; when properly taken it is a sura cure. Thousands have been benefited by it in this and other Western States. It is tlio l e t Combination of Vegetable remedies nrs yet discovered for the restoration to health of the "Weak and Debilitated. Do not get Ktops and MAI.T Bitters confounded with infe rior preparations of similar name. J prescribo Hops & Malt Bitters regularly in my practice. Robert Turner. M. D. , Flat Rock , Mich. Tor sale by nil druggists. GOODMAN DRUG GO , , Wteala Agents , The test and surest Remedy for Cure of all diseases caused l > y any derangement of the Liver , Kidneys , Stomach and Bowels. V Dyspepsia , Sick Headache , Constipation , Bilious Complaints and Malaria of all kinds yield readily to the beneficent influence of It is pleasant to the taste , tones np the system , restores and preserves health. It is purely Vegetable , and cannot fail to ove beneficial , both to old and young. As a Blood Purifier it is superior to alt others. Sold everywhere at Sl.OO a bottle. ELY'S CREAMJALM I Tiavt used tico tottlcs of El'/s Cream Halm and consider mysdf cured. Isuf- fcred 20 years from catarrh and catarrh- al headache and thh istfiejirxt remedy that afforded lasting , re- ief. D. T. Hlaain- on , 145 Lake Street , _ CF\/F D " " Chicago , Jit. "I" & & ft A particle In aprlted Into each nostril and is agree- alilc to use. Price 50 cts. bvmail i ; at drucc sts. Send for circular. KLi' B&OTHEKS , Druggists , Owego , K.Y. HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO _ feel well and en joy life when you go about with a ha'&fag cough ? More substan- tiaf benefits can be obtained from a fifty-cent bottle of DR. BIGE- LOW'S POSITIVE * CURE than a dollar bottle of any other cough remedy. It is a prompt , safe , and pleasant cure for all Throat and Lung Troubles. Sold and in- dorsed by Druggists. _ mJT-cn Ladles and Gentlemen tc A M * = * J take llchtwork at thelt onn homes. S I to ' a day easily made. Work bent by mall. No canvassing. W ] nve good demand foronr work , and fur n'lsh steady employment. Address , will ? tan.p. CBOWX llW.Co SJ Vine StCla.O , BILi. NYE. A Somcwliat Gloomy but Timely Topic Xot Flippantly but Hu morously Discussed. The subject of what we shall do with ourselves after death , writes Bill Nyo to The Boston Globe , is one that should be duly considered at nu early date. In all seriousness , the soul is not the only thing to be looked after , cither during life or after death. We are too prone to neglect our health during life and then bequeath our accumulated mi crobes and other results of a long and perhaps , crooked career to some sight ly cemetery set oil a hill like a city that can not be hid. Longevity is a'good thing , though I have known public men to overdo it To die at the proper moment and leave a good impression on history is one of the lost arts. To llicker out of life with the applause of a great people still ring ing in the ears is a good tiling ; but man that is born of woman and the major ity of them are that way are too prone to linger on this side of eternity until they have done some little tiling that is never properly explained on their tomb stones. But after death , what shall we do with ourselves ? In this brief treatise I dare not attempt to be thorough , or even lucid. Leaving others who Know all about it to state exactly what dis position will be made of our souls , let us look into the matter of what we shall do with our bodies. I hope that what I may say will not be regarded as flippant , for this is nc place for flippancy , but allow me to speak plainly of it as I would on any other subject concerning our health. Death has some very peculiar char acteristics. For instance , it will wake up the dormant old"crank , who has never missed a funeral for sixty years. He goes for miles to see "deceased. " It is his holiday. It is the one saving sport in his otherwise joyless life. , We all remember him. He is sometimes a woman. The thought that the time will come some da3r when this man will put on his funeral clothes and come to my funeral makes my hair rise up on end. He can not gloat over me now , but the day may come when I shall lie low , instead of lying otherwise , as I do now ; and he may outlive me and come to see me properly buried. Then he will enjoy himself ! Ah , what a blessed relief it would be could I hover ovei the doorway when he comes , and hear my footman announce to the old vulture that he "is a little late , as Mr. Nye was put in the kiln half an hour ago. " I could suffer a good deal through life if I knew that I coulil at last head oil thefuneral liend Ilieman who wouldn't loan me a dollar when I was struggling for grub , but who cheerfully visits my funeral and shows his approval in every possible way. I must sar in all candor that there are many attractive features about crema tion. I am sure that when cremation is placed within the reach of all it will rapidly become popular. Jii the iirst place , if the space between life and physical annihilation could be " made just "as narrow as possible , it would b'j far more cheerful to consider. Death itself is cruel enough , but to add to it a hippodrome of a public funeral and turn our parlors into a gaudy morgue , and then repose in a crowded cemetery till the city wants the ground for a park , and then to pick up our crumbling bones and. move away to a new grave , is not cheerful to contem plate. I have often thought that a cheerful book of fifty or sixty pagus "might be written under the title of "Kecollec- tions of Resurrection ; or , the Diary of a Body. " It could be made to teach us a valuable lesson. Politically I am pledged to genuine national reform. Let the nation try it , and if it works all right on the nation I will try it myself. Then I am committed to the unlimited coinage of a tame dollar , one that you can steal up behind and put salt on its tail ; not the evasive and ignis fatous dollar of the present. Next I am in favor of cremation at living prices. At present the price is too high , and the poor man is left to decay ad lill tho soil with the poisonous gases which the poor , as well as the rich , may indulge in after death. Death should end our career , so far as earthly affairs go , but with the em barrassing prospects of a premature burial , the cheerful chances of being boiled by the janitor of a medical col lege and our skeletons wired together and hung in a museum , and the oppor tunity , if we escape the iirst two , of being tipped out of our graves by a flood , an earthquake , or the act of the common council , it is no wonder that people cling to life. If I thought that for centuries after my decease my long but symmetrical skeleton would be used night after night in a nude condition to illustrate the union in case of compound cyclonic fracture of the tibia , I wouldn't be able to sleep nights. A Good Appetizer. "You seu'm to be hungry to-night , old man. " said a gentleman to a friend who was seated in Delmonico's before a dinner that nearly comprised the biU of fare. "I . " am ; ravenous. "I wish I could eat a dinner like that , " went on the first speaker , envi ously. "What doyoutake , cocktails ? " "Norbetter appetizer than cocktails. " "Well , what is it ? " "I've been out with my wife to a 5 o'clock tea. Here , waiter , more bread , and be quick about it" New York Times. Yery Useful. Scene : Jones' dressing-room. Brown Ah-h , Jones , what have we here ? Jones Oh , that's a tidy I bought at tho church fair , don't you know. Charming girl. Miss De Johnson bought it at her table , you know. Keally couldn't help myself ! she smiled so sweetly and said rd find it so useful. Brown Did she , though. Why , man , it's one of those crotcheted washraas. Life. "How Are the .Folks 9' * Said a friend to another as they were passing each other on the street. "They are all well , " was the reply. "Why , I thought your father had tho rheumatism. " "Oh , yes , so ho has ; ho always has that. I forgot all about it. " And HO it is with many people who suffer with the most aggravating pains. They hobble around as best they can and get very little or no sj'mpathy on account of their healthful look , and from the factthat it is only rheumatism and they always have it. What pains are more severe than those from rheumatism ? Said W. S. Hop kins , living at No. 179 C Avenue , Cedar Rapids , Iowa : "My wife and daughterwerebothstricken with inflammatory rheumatism at the same time. The lower limbs were much swollen. The pain seemed almost be- ' yond endurance. Sleep was out of the question. They suffered so much that to move or even touch the sheet on the bed would cause the most violent pain. They were confined to the bed four weeks. Dur ing that time and previously , I bought many kinds of medicines. Then I employed a physician , but nothing gave relief until I bought some Athlophoros , which I had heard of , and I am glad to say in a very short time the swelling was reduced , tho pain gone and they were entirely woll. " "Howmuch did they take , Mr. Hopkins ? " "J think it was three bottles in all. " "Have either of them had any return of the rheumatism ? " "Not in the least. " "It was rather a strange coincidence , both having an attack at tho same time ? " "Yes , it was , but such was the case , strange as it may seem. They were both helpless , but are now well , and all from the use of Athlophoros. It is an excellent medicine , and well worth the trial by any sufferer from rheumatism. " Mrs. C. J. Albeck , living at No. 10G7 Clay street , Dubuque , has used Athlophoros , and gives this as her experience with it : "Yes , I have used it and it cured me. Up to the time I used it , which was in Febru ary , 1884 , I was subject to frequent at tacks of inflammatory rheumatism and have been nearly all my life. At times I would be almost helpless. As sure as I would take a little cold I would have an attack of rheumatism , sometimes in my lower limbs and at others in my arms. When I commenced with Athlophoros I was carrying my right arm in a sling. It was very much swollen and I could not move my fingers without causing me con siderable pain. One evening , while I was Buffering in this way , I heard of Athlopho ros , and the wonderful cure it had made in Mrs. McCue's case. The next day I sent for a bottle and commenced using it at once. I was a little afraid of it at first , on account of the buzzing sensation it caused in my head , hue reduced the dose and kept taking ifc regularly. Itworked like a charm. The swelling and pain were gone , my rheu matism was well , and I had free use of my arm. " ' Has it ever returned , Mrs. Albeck ? " "No , it is now a year and a half and I have not suffered any since. " "Then it has proven a valuable medicine in curing you of chronic.rheumatism ? " . "Yes , it certainly has , and I could not say too much in favor of Athlophoros. " If you cannot get ATHLOPHOROS of your druggist , we will send it , express paid , on re ceipt of regular price one dollarper bottle. 'We prefer that you buy it from your drug gist , but if he hasn't it , do not be persuaded to try something else , but order at once from us , as directed. ATHLOPHOROS Co. , 112 Wall Street , New York. South African Diamond * . Early in 18G7 , the first South African diamond was brought to the town of Coles- berg by a hunter named O'lleillly to whom it had bean given by a Dutch boer family named Jacobs whoso child had found it in her play. Ifc was carried to the Paris expo sition , and by the following year diamond digging had been begun in earnest. In 1SG9 the African Kohinoor valued at $150,000 was discovered. By 1870 public attention had become completely aroused and capi talists began to invest in the enterprises. In 1870 there were 40,000 people within a ine of seventy miles on the banks of tho Vaal river. The South African diamond fields are situated chiefly in the colony of West Griqtialand , which was proclaimed British territory in 1871. The Coldest Place on Enrtli. Many feel in these latitudes quite com fortable on reading of the cold registeiedat Werkhojansk , in Siberia. At the late meet- ing of ths St. Petersburg Academy of Science , it was stated that the mean tem perature of Werkshojansk , during January , 1885 , was sixty-two degrees nine minutes. Fahrenheit below zero and thelowesfc read ing of the thermometer was ninety degrees four minutes below zero. This is tl o lowest minimum temperature ever recorded on the globe , under circumstances which make the record entirely reliable , and is probably lower than would ever be recorded at the north pole itself. The Werkshojansk obser vations also show that the great cause of refrigeration on tho continents is not due to the movement of polar air over them , but to the radiation and loss of heat by the soil itself under an atmosphere of ex tremely low absolute humidity. Virtue and Sobriety In Congress. The drinking men in congress are the ex ception. During daily intercourse with these gentlemen running through six years of official life , excessive drinking was very rare , while a profane oath scarcely ever fell upon my ear. Many of these gentlemen are Christian men at home , and do not lay aside their religious profession in Washing ton. Among us not a few are ready to epeak and to give and work for the cause of Christ , emamples worthy the honored name they bear. At this anniversary we had ringing words for the right. We have reason to be proud of the American con gress , the noblest body of statesmen under the whole heaven , worthy the grandest gov ernment upon which the sun shines. But we , of course , must not yet expect millen nial purity. That , too , will come in the Lord's time. [ Evangelist. The proprietors of Salvation Oil , the greatest cure on earth for pain , will pay a large reward if any certificate published by them is found.not genuine. II you desire to take an extended pleas- Tjre trip , get a bicycle and go to Wheeling. BUY SALZER'SlCrMMini. ) SEEDS. c u.rrt A trance-position The attitude of one trho lies in a stupor. Prevent your hair from becoming prema turely gray by using Hall's Hair Ecnewer. Bilious attacks are speedily relieved and cured by taking Ayer's Pills. Try them. Almost time to hear of the first base ball j fame of the gecsoa. j Dr. Picrce's "Favorite Prescription" per fectly and permanently cures those diseases peculiar to females. It is tonic and nerv ine , effectually allaying and curing those sickening sensations that effect tho stom ach and heart , through reflex action. Tho backache and "drngcing-down" sensations all disappearunderthestrengthening effects of this great restorative. By druggists. King Humbert , of Italy , never looks a ; ift glass of champagne in tho foam. "The leprous distilmont , vrhocs effect , Hold such an enmity with blood of man , That , swift as quicksilver , it courses through The natural gates and alleys of the body , " and causes the skin to become "batked about , most lazr-like , with vice and loath some crust. " Such are the effects of dis eased and morbid bile , the only antidote tor which is to cleanse and regulate the liver an office admirably performed by Dr. Pierce's "Golden Medical Discovery. " The emperor of Germany does not like the niano. Young men or mirldle-aged ones , suffering from ntrvous debility and kindred wcak- .nesses should send 10 cents in stamps for 'llustratcd ' book suggesting sur means of cure. Address , World's Dispensary Medi cal Association. GG3 Main Street. Buffalo , X. Y. Christine Neilsson will make a tour of this country. LTOS'S Patent Heel StIITcner is the onlv Invention thtit makes old boots stnilgliUis new. A little over twenty years ago Senator Kenna was following a plow. If a cough disturbs your sleep , take Tiso's Cure for Consumption and rest well. Herbert Gladstone has been elected a member of the lleform club. VENCS HERSELF would not have been beautiful if her complexion had been bad. Ladies , instead of resorting to paints and powders , should remember that an impure , blotchy , or sallow skin is the proof of feeble digestion , torpid liver , or vitiated blood , for all of which Dit. WALKER'S CALI FORNIA VINEGAR BITTERS is a safe , sure , and effective remedy. True friendship can only proceed from perfect sympathy. "I have tried Athlophoros in my family and it has worked like a charm. I have kept it for the last two months. " writes druggist L. J. Kimball , of Norway , Mich. , uiving his experience with the great rheu- inatibin and neuralgia cure. Another month and then the cows canbe turned out to pasture. . Xo CUT IIATKS ABOUT THIS. Only to an- swer the constant call for a good and low priced cough and croup remedy do we now introduce our Allen's Lung Balsam in three Sizes , 2.c , 50c , and § 1.00 a bottle at all Iruggtsts. The late Joseph Mnas , English tenor , left 555,000 , his savings in eight years. The new combination of Smart Weed and Belladonna , as used in Carter's Backache Plasters has proved to be one of the best that could be made. Try one of these bopular plasters in any case of weak or lame back , backache , rheumatism , neu ralgia , soreness of the chest or lungs , itc. , 'nnd you will be surprised and pleas d by Hie prompt relief. In bad cases of chronic dyspepsia , a plaster over the 'pit of the stomach stops the pain at onco. Auk for Carter's Smart Weed and Belladonna Back ache Plasters. Price 25 cents. The planet Venus has mountains five times as high as tho highest on the earth. Tn another 'column of this issue will be found an entirely new and .novel specimen of attractive advertising. It is one of the neatest we have ever seen , and * we think anyone will be well repaid for examining the supposed display letters in the advertise ment of Prickly Ash Bitters. The late Joseph Mass , English tenor , left § 85,000 , Inn savings in eight years. TTLcn Baby was siciwe gvre licr Castorla , When slio was a Child , she cried for Castoria , When sho became Miss , sho clung to Caatoria , 171:311 aho bad Children , abo gave them Castoria , Dr. Schliemann is going to leave all his archaeological treasure to the city of Berlin. BAltUED AVJKE. If yon have barbed wire fences , keep Veter inary CarliolisaUo in your stables. It cnri. without a scar and renews the hair its original color. 50 cents and § 1.00 , atDruggistsor by mail. CoIeA Co. , Black Kiver Falls , Wia. Mrs. Garfield , widow of President Gar- field , is to live at Mentor hereafter. If afllicted with Sore Eyes , use Dr. Isaac Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it. : i3c The flea , though diminutive in size , is a ; reat back-biter. Often manifest themselves In ths spring mout'is. Eruptions nu-h as hl\cs , pimples and boll ! ! . 4lt rheum , scrofula or other atections caused by im purity or low state of the blood are cured by Head's Sarsaparilla. It purifies , vitalizes and enriches the Wood , nnd gives renewed strength to the whole bodr. Try this excellent spring medicine and blood purifier. "I sufferedwith bolls five years. Hcol's Sarsapa rilla cured me. " ] J. M. LAKE , Pittsburg , ra. Hood's Sarsapariila "I was for some time troubled with boil' , bavins several of them at n time. After enduring about all I could bear In suffering , I took Hood's Sarsaparilla. Four or five bott'ci entirely cured me , and I ha\e had no symptoms of the return of the boils. " E. N. XiniiT OALK. Qulncy. Mass. I had become very much run down , and generally out of order , was cry blllo-n. and my liver and kid neys were more or less deianged. A few bottles of Hood's Saisuparilla built me rlsht up and put new life Into me. I recommend Hood's Sarsaparilla to the like adlctcd.V. . K. STATXKE , Cambrldteport. STRICTLY PURE. IT coirr AIIVS wo OPIUM ra JUSTS FORM IN THREE SIZE BOTTLES. PRICE 25 CENTS , 50 CENTS , AND $1 PER BOTTU CENT JSOTTr.'FS are liu | > iip/or tho 25 accommodation otall who desire a Good and Loir I'ricecl COUGH , COLD and CROUP REMEDY THOSE DF.SIHINCr A ISEMEDT FOR CONSUMPTION OK ANV LUNG DISEASE , should Secure tho Large Ki.00 Itottlea. Direc-tlonH accompany Kich llottlo. SOLD ALL 3IEOJ.C1NM2 IIKALKKS. START MEN OF SIUAI.I * MEANS in thr flJeiv lucrative busi ngs ot * HOfllE PHOTOGRAPHY. " ly ) tho Hew UKY > ( UelBttiuO HrocessMcn or Women with no experience make Jlrst-class Photographs of Per- H -us. Groups Uuikhnfis.or Animals. Material * cost 50c. for 1 dozen larre Photo * , that sell fw § 4 to S6. Affords SteadyVbrte and Big Profits openiteo with other business , or at home , or from house to house. ( It's no peddling delusion ) . It's a regular trade , worthy attention ! Apparatus is portable 4 cheapset up indoors or outdoors. To EARNEST applicants ( onecopvJofprocessflftwrrofcKl FREE. Sample Photos. JOcts. VRANKUN PUTNAM. M'fr & Dealer PUoU. Apparatus , 483. 85 CunalSt. N.Y iFREBCHT _ Ton Wacon teenies , lion Levers , Steel Bearing , Brau Tare Beam and Bemra B x for I ETcry IieSc le. For free prtee IM 1 mention thl paper ud addreii 10NES OF BIHGHAMTON. BINGHAMTON. N. Y. _ LeadingNos. ! : 14,048,130,135 , 333,161. For Sale by all Stationers. THE ESTERBROOK STEEL PEN CO. , Works : Camden , N. J. 26 John St. , Hew York. FREE FARMS IN sliiWs. The most "Wonderful Agricultural Park in America- Surrounded by prosperous mining and manufacturing towns. FAJIMER'S VAKAMINK ! MaCnin- c.-nt crops raised in 18S5. TIIOU8AX1JM OP Al'IC S OF GOVJBKNaiKXT IiAXII. subject to preemption and homestead. Lands for sale to ac tual settlcTS at S3.00 per acre. Z.OXO TIME. Park Irrigated by immense canals. Cheap railroad rat ? . Every attuniitn shown tetUtw. for maps pa , nphlets , etc. , address , COLORADO LAND A : LOAN CO. , Opera House Block , Denver , Colo , liox 1COO. Piso'a 'Remedy for Catarrh Is tb Best , Easiest to TJse. and Cheapest. Also Rood for Cold In the Head , Headache , Hay Fever. &c. 50 cents. A FREE SAMPLE. To Introduce the prcat househ > hl remedy. GOR DON'S KING OF PAIX Intocveryfamlly. 1 will semi a sample free to any one semlltis .KMreis. Mentloa this paper and JUldrcss . G. UIC1IAKDS. ToloJo. O. STUD YISookkeeplu . liuslncss forms , I'cnmanslilp. Aritlr.netlc. Sliort- liand , etc. thoroughly taufjht by mall. Circular ! Iree. MKVAXT'S COIIK " U. Uiiil'alo. > .V- Kablt. Qnlcklynr-d Tnlnlenj. ly cured at home Correspondence solicited and free trial of cure sent honest ineHiprators. . TntllciiAXK lBXsur t'OiU'ASY. Lafayette , led. , An acilvo Man or Woman ini-rery _ 'count } to scl our uo < U balarj f 75. ' per South and Expense * Kspemismad- % anic. CamiixinzmitHt FRKE ! Particulars tree. Standard Silver-ware Co. Boston. Hass. E. P. JHKTEUICUS , Clevclund Ohio. Send jtaiuo for reply. TTTlT"-n-WANTKD. SBO A AVKKIC an < fcT HH 11 rlenscs I ' 1' ' Valnalipoutntanlurtlciilar3 | llijJJl Iree. .1. F. HILL& CO. , Ausuata , Maliif. Zllnrplilno Iliifc Curediu ID to O days. > To nay till Cured. UK J. hnci-iiiCN's. Leliauuo. Ohio. 6 Panto For - > l en" Chroma. Scrap & Gold-Edge USIIlo Cards. ISsKxCAnoVoiiKS , Ivoryion. Coin Onn en"ScraPl'ctlIrc3.ani1 ! AKt's Album of 49 C.\nl /UU fcamplesfor lOe. bteaui CardVKs. . Hartford , Ct contnlnlns > t sample ? of New ardi forGcU.topstypo.tase. CKN'TEi : 1-MlKE ! HKOOK CAKU CO. Centernrooic.Conii "Foryears I have made It a rule to nse a medlrlno every spring to cleanse my system. Last pprlnjc I used three bottles of Iljod's Sarsaparllla. and de rived more I enuflt from it than from any other medi cine I have ever used. " CHARLES p. SJIITII. Youngs- town. O. ' Last spring I was Iroublcd with bolls. Two bot tles of Hood's Sarsaparilla cured me. and I recom mend It to others troubled with , affections of tha blood. " J. Sciiocn , Peoria 111. Purifies the Blood "Hood's Saraapaillla as a Hood purifier has no equal. It trncs the system , strengthens anj invig orates , giving new life. I have taken It for kidney complaint with the best results : have used several bottles In my family , and nm satisfied that Its repu tation is merited. " D. K. SAUXDEP.S , 81 Pearl street , Cincinnati , O. ' I have been troubled with hives and pimples for sometime. Othcrremcdles harlnu failed , I wasal- 4 Iscd to try Hood's Sarsaparilla. 1 hive taken two bottles , and am entirely cured. I think Hood's Sar- saparllla has no equal as a blood puriner. " EFFIS M.PaAiE , Portsmouth , Ohio. Sold by all drdKBlsts. 1 ; six for 1 Prepared by C. I. HOOO & CO. , Apoihscarlcs , Lo-rell , lla j. IOO Doses One Dollar. Sold by all drueeists. si ; sir for 85. Prepared by C. I. HOOD & CO. , Apothecaries. Lowell , Mass. 1OO Doses One Dollar At Seven ! a slykiasis so sweet , To steal onenowthen'satreat This represents a healthy life , Throughoutlts various scenes. At Seventeen ! theyr'eaioer still There's anywhere there's a-will Just such a life as they enjoy , Who usetheSmith'sBIle Beans At Seventy I it's just the samef They ttillkeep'np the 613 , old game. The rlslnil Photograph , pud itzt , at thl rietnre > eat on receipt of ten eeati In lUmpi. Addreis , Bile Beam , St.Louis , Ho. Is Tte Best WaierproofCoat Eyer Mafle , Nona penclne iraleas Don'twaste your rooner on a gam or rubber coat The FISH BRAND SLICKEr tampedtth the above is absolutely vntrr and irimi rBoor. and will keep you drv iii Hie hanlest storm TRinK XARC. Ask for the "FISH BRAND" Eticcxaantl takonoother. If your storekeeper iloe-- i" . send for descriptive cntalncue to A J. TO\VElt.20SimmninSt. . 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