" - * - f A : ? Sayx ; DISASTER OUT WEST. Trrific Explosion of Fire Damp Thirteen Men Instantly Torn to Vlcces. One ol the most serious and horrifying fire-damp explosions in tho history o ! Roclcy Mountain coal mining , says tho . Omaha Republican , occurred last Thursday night in the Union Pacific's mines at Alma , a point four miles northwest of Evanston , Wyoming. The affair , however , was not known here until yesterday , and last eveu- ing a reporter called at General Manager Callaway's residence to learn from him any of the shocking particulars that ho might be in possession of. He , however , had not been able to ascertain very much informa tion , but with what ho readily gave to the reporter and what could be gathered from telegraphic advices , the startling story may be related in these lines. It seems that shortly after the night shift of miners went to work there was a terrific explosion of fire-damp down in the mine. Occuring when it did , at night , when only a light force of miners were at work , the death roll was limited to thirteen ooula , but had it taken place during the day tho loss of life must have run into hundreds , lor every person in tho mines at the timo met with instant death. Tho whole faco of the country and that portion of the settle ment fronting the slope gives evidence of the force of tlie explosion. The weigh and fan houses were totally demolished , and the engine house wrecked , while residences and business houses lost fronts , windows , doors and chimneys. Tho mouth qf tho slope has the appearance of a huge funnel , from which fully a thousand cubic yards of rock have been torn and distributed over tho adjacent country. A train of thirteen cars going down into the mine at the ex plosion was broken into fragments and shot out as though from the mouth of a cannon. William and Josepli Evans , pas sengers thereon , were most terribly muti lated , tho former being blown over the engine-house and a portion of the town. The body was found 700 feet from the mouth of the tunnel minus the head and arms and the contents of the stomach. It had bounded and rolled fully thirty yards after striking the ground. Timbers and track for seventy feeb inside tho slope were torn up and scattered over the sur rounding country , and the ground for fully half a mile from the mouth of the mine was covered with pieces of cars , tics , timbers , and other debris. Every airshaft was blown away leavinghuge pits. All of the victims save two were Mormons , married , and leave large families. Many people living near the mine narrowly es- raped death. Huge timbers crashed through the roof Supt. Faulk's residence , i50 yards from the slope , and fell between two beds occupied at the time by himself I. : md family. John Smith lives in a house in front of the air-shaft mouth of the mine. 3Iere the force of the explosion tore a great . hole in the earth twenty feet in diameter , and : t rock weighing over a ton fell through the roof into the kitchen , demolishing the * iovc. The store of Beckwith , Quiiin & Co. , two hundred feet away , bursb its Iront , and some good goods were damaged. The wheel from the pit-car passed through an out-house near by , as if thrown from a catapult. The mines are worked by Beck with , Quinn & Co. , under contract with the Union Pacific , who are making every effort to recover the bodies in the mine. Thoso at work therein at the time of the explosion were : Enoch Thomas , Prank Mason , John Peake , Ellis Gridgerman , John Hunter. Joseph and William Evans , John Pearson , John Hood , Henry Norn- muck. William Hasseley , Alex. Jones , Hen ry Milliken. The bodies of the last .two we.-e found Friday morning in the eleventh level. Only one , that of John Peake , was burned seri ously. The remainder were evidently killed instantly by the force of the concus sion. 2TETTS Evangelist Moody loves houses and drives in a pell-mell style. When Chauncey Denew was counsel for the Vanderbilt railroads he got § 30,000 a year. Louia Kossuth is in failing health. He has arrived at Sorranto , where he will pass the winter. George Bancroft at eighty-five does al most"as much work each day as he did at thirty-five. Mrs. Frank Unger , the bright journalist of the Pacific coast , will spend the winter in New York. George Horace K. Porter , a great after- dinner wit , is now accused of repeating stale jokes on convivial occasions. Mrs. Carlisle the wife of the speaker of the house , has resumed her Wednesday recep tions at the Riggs house. She is very popular. Mrs. Fanny Yillard , wife of Henry Vil- lard , declined recently to play the part of an English barmaid at a fancy fair in Ber lin , although requested to do so by the crown princess of Germany. It is just as well to avoid uncompliment ary references to the marriage of Sarah Althca Hill. The gentlem who has the dis tinguished honor to be the husband of this accomplished lady has killed his man. Gen. Sheridan , presiding at army of the Cumberland reunion , will wield a gavel made of wood from Chicamauga , with a handle from Mission Ridge. A rifle bullet is imbedded in the head. It wa * presented to him by Gen. J. D. Wilder , of Chatta nooga. "Diamond Joe" Reynolds is one of the millionaire curiosities of Chicago. He in variably wears a plain gray suit without an overcoat , a hat several seasons behind , prunella gaiters that have been out of style for years , and always has in his shirfc-frout a , first-water diamond as large as a filbert and as brichfc as a dewdrop. THE SIAXWET.T. ZAKD GRdLAT. Washington special : The sub-committee of the private land claim committee of tlie house met and organized to-day. Mr. Dorsey. of Nebraska , is chairman and Mr. Hall , of Iowa , is a member. The famous Maxwell land grant of New Mexico has biseu referred to this sub-committee. Nearly 2,000,000 acres of land were wrongfully natented to the company , of whish Steve Elkins was a prominent member. The company sold out to a Dutch syndicate. Several thousand innocent settlers whom the syndicate is trying to oust have peti tioned congress for relief , and tho sub-com mittee is investigating the cigantic fraud. THE T.E.IGUE ORGANIZED. Tlio AVesteru Base Ball league organized at St. Joseph on the ISth , with St. Joseph , Lcavcnwortli. Topcka , Omaha , Lincoln , Denver and Pueblo. E. E. Murphy , of Leavenworth , was elected president. It is expected it will be self-sustaining , as the members will pay visiting club * a stipu lated guarantee , and the home club will take all gate receipts. The next meeting will bo held in Omaha in March. \ 8UDDET DEATH OF SUBS BAYARD. Die Eldest Daughter of Secretary Bayard SnddeJily Expires from Disease of tlie Heart. Washington dispatch of the IGth : Miss Kate Bayard , eldest daughter of the secre tary of state , died suddenly about 3 o'clock this afternoon. The reception at the white house wan suspeaded immediately on tho news of her death. Miss Bayard had accepted an invitation to assist Miss Cleveland at her reception this afternoon , and that lady and her juests , Miss Utley and Miss Lone , who were also to assist at the reception , were await ing Miss Bayard's arrival when they re ceived the news of her death. It was just about five minutes to 3 o'clock and tho reception was to begin on the hour. Tho Marine band was stationed in the main vestibule and the leader was conversing with Col. J. M. Wilson with regard to play ing a tune as the signal for the opening of the reception. Many callers had already arrived and were waiting for the doors of tho blue room to be thrown open. The presidentwas engaged in conversation with a visitor in the library and Miss Cleveland and her guests were chatting with Col. La- mont in the parlor on tho second floor , prior to descending to the "blue room" where tho reception was to take place. The absence of Miss Bayard was com mented on as singular , us she was usually very prompt in such matters ami was momentarily expected to arrive. While they were wondering at her delay a mes senger notified Col. Lamont that Harry Bryan , private secretary to Secretary Bay ard , was in his office and had "something important" to communicate to the presi dent. Col. Lamont excused himself and went to see Bryan. That gentleman in formed him that Miss Bayard was dead and Secretary Bnyard had instructed him to communicate the fact to the president. Col. Lamont at once informed the presi dent , who was very much shocked at the unexpected intelligence and the two gentle men joined the ladies and announced tho sudden death of their friend. Orders were at once issued to close tho house. Tho band was dismissedaiid thcpaople in wait ing notified that the reception had bean postponed. Ushers were stationed ab the main door and at the carriage-entrance to inform all callers that the house was closed for the day. The news spread quickly throughout the city and universal regret ; was expressed at the sad occurrence. Tho president , upon receipt of the message from Secretary Bayard announcing the death of his daughter , recalled the invitations to a dinnerhich he had intended to give on Monday evening in honor of Mr. and Mrs. Erastus Corning. The immediate cause of Miss Bayard's death was disease of the licart > She had been troubled with weakness of that organ and had been treated by the family physi cian at intervals for several years. At .a reception at her father's house last night it was remarked thatMissBayard was unusu ally animated and taxed herself to the ut most to enter tain the guests. It is pre sumed that the undue exertion may have precipitated the fatal attack. The young lady retired about 1 o'clock , expressing a wish to be left undisturbed till noon. Be tween 1 and 2 o'clock this afternoon her sister endeavored to awake her , and struck by the peculiar expression of her face , called for assistance. As soon as the fa.m- ily recovered from the consternation into which it had been thrown , physicians were summoned and powerful restoratives , in cluding electricity , were applied , but in vain. The physicians expressed the opin ion that Miss Bayard had been dead for several hours when the attempt was made to awaken her. The interment will take place probably on Tuesday nest , at Wil mington , Del. , where Secretary Bayard's parents are buried. The news of Miss Bay ard's sudden death caused a profound sen sation throughout the city , and for a time , in the absence of any definite details , a "umber of wild rumors were circulated. The farts , however , as stated above , are trom aii unquestionable source. COWBOYS THRASHED XT MEXICANS. A dispatch from Eagle Pass says. A fight took place yesterday fifteen miles above hero between twenty Mexican custom guards and ten Texan herders. The Mexi cans had seized a couple of hundred head if cattle belonging to an American named Klemans , for an alleged violation of the custom laws , and Klemans. with nine herd ers , attempted to bring the cattle out of Jifexico at night. They were overtaken by the guards on an island in the Rio Grande. Several of the Mexicans were wounded in the melee. The Americans were routed and fled to Texas , leaving the cattle in tho hands of the Mexicans. THE MARKETS. OMAHA. WHEAT-NO. 2 Gl BAULKY No. 2 51 RYE No. 2 44 CORN No. 2 mixed 22 @ OATS-NO. 2 21 @ 7J-J BUTTEII Fancy creamery. . 25 @ 10 BUTTER Choice roll 13 @ 22 EGGS Fresh 20 @ 22 CHICKENS Dressed per Ib. . . . 0 @ 10 TaiiKEYs Dressed perlb. . . . 12 @ 14 DUCKS Dressed perlb 8 @ 10 GEESE Dressed per Ib 9 @ 10 LEMONS Choice 025 @ G 50 APPLES Choice 3 00 @ 3 50 ORAXOES Mesina 4 00 @ 4 75 BEANS Navys 1 25 @ 1 50 ONIONS Per bushel 70 @ 75 POTATOES Per bushel 45 @ 50 GUEEN APPLES Per bbl. . . . 2 75 @ 3 24 SEEDS Timothy 2 30 @ 2 40 SEEDS Blue Grass 1 75 @ 2 00 HAY Baled , per ton 5 00 @ 0 00 HAY Tn bulk 600 @ 075 Hor.s Mixed packing 3 50 @ 4 50 BEEVES Butchers , . . 3 00 @ 3 25 NEW YORK. WHEAT No. 2 red 88U@ 80 WHEAT Ungraded red 84 ; @ 90 COIIN No. 2 48 @ 48M OATS Mixed western 3GJ4 ® 30 PORK 10 25 @ 10 75 LARD G 50 @ G 52 CHICAGO. FLOUR Choice winter 440 @ FLOUR Spring extra 3 70 @ WHEAT Pcrbnsliel 78 COHN Per bushel 30 ® OATS Per bushel 20 PORK 10 03 LARD G 00 HOGS Packing & shipping. 3 90 CATTLE Stockers 2 70 SHEEP Western 2 20 ST. LOUIS. WHEAT No. 2 red 88 " ® CORN Perbushel 30 OATS Per bushel 27 @ Hoos Mixed packing 375- CATTLE Stockers & feeders 275 SHEEP Common to choice 2 50 @ KANSAS CITY. WHEAT Perbushel G5 CORN Per bushel OATS Per bushel 26 CATTLE Exports 4 90 HOGS Good to choice 3 85 SHEEP Common to good. . 1 00 James Kelly , of Potsdam , N. Y. . while intoxicated wandered into a ilasomc lodge-room at Prqscott , Ont , the o'her evening , and fell asleep. He was locked up when discovered , and made to pay an initiation fee of $11. ZEaiSZATTTE VEWS AND KOTES. A Record of ProceedingBotf * Braneltet of the V. 8. Congress. SENATE. Voorhces presented memorials from citizens of Montana praying that tho territory may bo admitted as a state into the union , and also introduced a bill pro viding for eucli admission. The judicial salary bill was placed before thewjnate , came to vote , and was passed. It gives the United States district judges § 5,000 a veav aad prohibits them all from appoint ing their relatives to office in their courts. Among the reports submitted from com mittees was one by Cullom from the com mittee appointed to investigate the subject of the regulation of freight and passenger rates on railroads and water-routes. With the report Culloni presented a bill regulat ing inter-state commerce , which he asked might be referred back to the committee and thatthe committee bo continued. The request was granted and a resolution pafesed ordering 5.000 copies to be printed of the committee's report and the testi mony taken before it. Bills were introduced : By Senator Voor- hees Providing for the admission of the territory of Montana into the union of states with one representative in congress until the next general census. By Senator Van Wyck To give receivers of failed na tional banks authority to buy property upon which the bank holds mortgages when the property is to be sold under decree of the court. HOUSE. In tho house bills were intro duced : By Toole , of Montana For the ad mission of Montana as a state. By Nel son , of Minnesota Authorizing the use ol certain unexpended balances for the rcliel of the Northern Cheyenne Indians in Mon tana. Ke erred * o tlie committee of the whole. By Joseph , of New York Defining the powers of the commissioner of the gen eral land ollice in respect to acquiring titles to land in western states and lerritories. By Glover , of Missouri To provide for carrying on the work of improvement ol rivers and harbors by contract. By His- cock , of New York To icpeal all internal revenue taxes on domestic tobacco. _ By Herman , of Oregon Declaring forfeited certain lands granted to the Northern Paci fic railway. By LaFollett , of Wisconsin To protect depositors in national banks , and pun sh any officer of such bank who receives a deposit when tho bank'is in solvent' . SENATE. Hawley , from the committee on military affairs , reported a joint resolution appointing Gen. John F. Hnrtranft , of Pennsylvania , as one of the managers of the National Soldiers' home in place of Gen. McClellan , deceased. Tho resolution was passed. Ingalls offered a resolution , which , without debate , was agreed to , di recting the secretary of the treasury to in form the senate as to what amount of sil ver bullion had been purchased for coinage since July 1,1885. in what market thesamo has been purchased in each case , and from whom and the price paid ; also , whether , in any instance , all bids have' been rejected and if so , for what reasons and in what money or currency the payment for such silver bullion has been made. The presi dential count bill was placed before thcseu- ate.-but informally laid aside. Ingalls' res olutiou was placed before the senate , call * ing on the secretary of the treasury for in formation as to what proportion of the- § 10,000,000 bond call for February 1st was held by the national banks , and how much by each bank. Ingalls modified his resolution by withdrawing the clause re quiring the naming of specific banks. Ho did this , he said , at the request of persons interested in some banks whose bonds had been called for payment on the 1st of Feb ruary and who feared that the publication of the fact might interf jro with or impair their credit. HOUSE. Bragg reported a bill for the re lief of Fitz John Porter. Placed on the house calendar. It authorizes the presi dent to appoint Fitz John Porter to a position of colonel in the army and , in his discretion , to place him on the retired list of that grade , providing Fitz John Porter snail receive no pay , compensation or allowance whatsoever prior to his appoint ment under this act. Harrison , from the committee on judiciary , reported back the bill to prevent claims of war taxes under the act of August 5 , 1SG1 , by the United States being set off against states having claims against the United States. In the morning hour , Nelson , of Minnesota , on be half of the committee on Indian affairs , called up the bill authorizing the use of certain unexpended balances , amounting to$12,000. _ for tho relief of the Northern Cheyenne Indians in Montana. Nelson stated that the object of the bill was to re lieve about 700 Cheycnues on the Rosebud and Tongue rivers , who were in a destitute condition , with their annuities entirely ex hausted. The house then proceeded to the senate resolution accepting the statue of President James A. Garlield , presented by the state of Ohio. The resolution was adopted. _ BY THE CABLE. Greece and Servia aro negotiating for aii alliance against Bulgaria. Count Rascon has been appointed Span ish minister to London in place of Marquis Ie Casa Laiglssiar , who has been trans ferred to Washington. Thekiug of Bavaria has forbidden the Cabinet to interfere with his exchequer. The members will resign. The king's debts amount to 15,000,000 marks. President Grevy has signed a decree granting amnesty to persons convicted of political offences since 1870 , and reducing tho sentences of many offenders agaiust common law. The London Daily Telegraph says tho government introduce a bill abolishing the viceroy of Ireland. It is known that : t Is this fact that induces the Earl Carnar- vuii to resign the lord lieutenancy. It is stated on good authority that Mr. Gladstone and his colleagues have become reconciled ; that Earls Spencer , Granvillc , and the Marquis of Hartington have given nnsent to a course of tactics suggested by Mr. Gladstone , and that he will take tho first chance to overthrow the conservative government. Archbishop Walsh , in an address at Dub lin , said Parnell hoped to obtain a settle ment of the Irish question from Gladstone. The speaker trusted "the hope would bo realized and that sad results would not bo witnessed by desperate men , despairing of Eccuring freedom by constitutional meana having recourse to dynamite imd tho dag ger of the assassin. Tlie Emperor William opened the Prus sian diet. In his speech his majesty said : "I am grateful for the care and fidelity ol my people , and for the benevolent sym pathy which has been extended to me by foreign countries. Our foreign relations are friendly , and support fully our beliel that the peace of Europe is sure to con tinue. " Traveling mesmerists are said to be accompanied by "subjects" who have been trained to resist , the ordinary tests oi ourninj ; and prickling , and can thus simulate the hyponotic sleep. Tney are known to the professional mes merist as "horses. " AFRICA'S GOLDEN SANDS. A California Miner's Experience In tlio Land of the Boers Tlio Fa mous Diamond Fields. A gentleman identified with mines and mining on this coast for tho past tweuty-fivo years , has just arrived in this city , says The San Francisco Alia , " from a two"years' trip through South Africa , exploring and prospecting that ' country in search of some'of the .rich mines that have been reported to exist there. An Alta reporter called on the gentleman last evening at the Baldwin hotel , and learned from him something of the extended tour he has just com pleted. He left here in January , 1881 , traveling direct to England , sailing from Southampton on board a packet for Cape Town. Tho trip down the coast of Africa he describes as having been extremely pleasant , especially while passing through the group of Canary islands. The first stop made was at Funehal Madeira , an island in habited exclusively by Portuguese , the only industry apparently being wine- culture and wine-making. Leaving the Canary group and the towering peak of Teneriffe to the north , the packet hug ged the western coast of Africa closely until Cape Verde was sighted. From there the land was lost sight of until their arrival at the island of St. Helena , at which point a stop of a few hours was made. . The stay was long enough to enable those who desired to visit Longwood , the last home of Napoleon , and the tomb which held his remains for twenty years. The.traveler . gave a very inter esting account of this historic spot , showing that the place is still cared for and preserved. "Longwood , " said the gentleman , "hardly bears the marks of its age and it looks as fresh as if but recently built. Leaving the island we proceeded direct ly south to Cape Town , a distance of 1,200 miles , where wo arrived in a few days. Cape Town is a place of 35,000 inhabitants , the Dutch or beers predomi nating. There are many modern build ings there , including the new parlia ment building constructed this year by the English government. This place reminded me somewhat of an old Span ish settlement , much of the apathy of that race of people existing among the residents of Cape Town. There are several banks in the town which are substantial institutions , and the hotels are well built and furnish fair accom modations. The suburbs of the city are very handsome , especially the drive to Highconstantia , which is a broad road lined on either side with tall , heavy oak trees , which arch the road and entirely exclude the burning rays of the sun. The climate of this place is similar to that of Los Angeles , with tho exception of the heavy southeast winds , which prevail at certain seasons of the year. " After remaining in Cape Town a few days I took a steamer and went np the east coast of the continent to Mos- sel Bay , a town of one thousand inhabi tants. The coast here is similar to that of Lower California , and is rather bar ren , bleak and unproductive. The next place we touched at was Port Elizabeth , a city of twelve or fifteen thousand in habitants , and rivals Cape Town as an exporting point for wools , hides , and os trich feathers. The population consists principally of English and German. A narrow-gauge railroad leads from the town three hundred miles into the inter ior , and connects with a lino running from Cape Town northward to Hope Town , on the Orange river , on the southerly boundary of the Orange Free States , a Dutch republic. The road is to bo extended during the coming year to Kimberly , the principal town in the diamond fields. The next place we touched at was East London , which contains ten thousand whites and a large native population. This section of the country is the most fertilo and productive of any in the Capo colony. "Durban , in the colon- Natal , was our destination on the coast , and shortly after we arrived there wo en gaged mule teams and started for the gold-fields in earnest. We traveled ' the of Na through Maritzbm'g , capital tal Colony , which is seventy-five miles inland , and has a population of three thousand. It is a fertile section , and produces an abundance of hides and wool for the European market. We traveled from Maritzburg , Lydenburg , and through Solenso and Newcastle. Here we reached an altitude of five thousand feet , and were about fifty miles south of the boundary between the Natal and Transavaal colonies. The country here is similar to the Platte valley , is essentially a grassy but tree less tract , and is well watered. The Transvaal river running through it also resembles the Platte river. . "From Lydenburg to Pilgrim's Rest is a distance of fifty miles , and at this point are located the far-famed African and here first dis gold-mines , gold was covered. The mines extend from Pil grim's Rest to Mac Mac , distant eight miles , and to Spitzkoop , a few nines further. The diggings are entirely al luvial or placer , and were first discov ered in 1872. Since that time about S2.000.000 in gold has been shipped from them. They are located on the eastern slope of the Daackensburg range of mountains , and aro near to a Eplendid stream of water. One hun dred miles southeast of Pilgrim's Rest are the Dckaap mines , from which has been shipped during the same " period § 500,000. "The Dekaap mines are quartz , and consist of an oxidized deposit from twenty to forty feet in width , developed by cross-cuts and shifts for a distance of five hundred feet in length and to a depth of fifty feet , and will mill an ounce and a half to the ton. These mines are the finest I have seen for fifteen years past. Forty miles south of here is a mine discovered by an Englishman named MoodThis man owned at the time of his discovery thirteen farms , and since then has sold a half interest for 20,000 sterling. The mine is quartz , and mills from an ounce to three ounces to the ton. There are several quartz mills already built here and more are contemplated. "On my return trip I passed down through the famous diamond fields. Diamonds were first discovered on the banks of the Vaal river , and the area since worked extends for a distance of fifty or sixty miles. The mines are circular and are from 800 to 1,200 feet across. The diamondiforous earth is oxidized , or decomposed , and is of a reddish brown color ; but after it has been burned its color changes to blue , similar to the blue cement in onr gold mines in this country. There are four of these mines the Kimberley , T > e Beers , Dutoits Pan , and Bultfontain. From 1372 to 1880 there was annually shipped from these mines $15,000,000 worth of diamonds , and since that time the yield has been about $12,000,000 an nually. They are owned and controlled by English and colonial capital. "The natives of this portion of Africa the Zulus , Basntos , Swarzies and Bechuanas , arc among the best races in Africa ; they are exceedingly bright , have regular and handsome features and small feet and hands , and arc at all times friendly. They practice polygamy , buying and selling their wiveslike cattle , but do not allow the whites to mix with them. The living is extremely high through the Cape Colony , and is altogether an undesirable place to emigrate to , unless one has an abundance of means. As for myself , I am heartily glad to get back to California. " ReadingCharacter Leg-itimately. An eminent literary light and a shrewd observer of humanity once remarked in my hearing , that he could immediately tell the character of any female whose stockings he might see. I have been , since then , wonderfully amazed at the justice of this man's assertion. Not the face , nor the eyes , nor the frock gives half as clear an insight into the feminine nature as the stocking ! Many years of laborious study have I given to the subject , and they only go to prove the truthfulness of his remark. The outcome of my studies ma } ' be given to the public in the following brief state ment. Young men , beware of the owner of the striped stockings ! The gaudier the stripes , the more she should beshunned. She is a lion , seeking whom she may devour. She is the ice-cream girl , the soda-water girl , the fried-oyster girl. She is the girl who wants you to take her to the theatre , to the skating rink , to the National llifles1 Fair. And if you won't go with her , she will give youtho Or. B. and go there with somebody else. Ah , my young friend , the Sirens should be painted with striped stockings , and I am surprised that Ulysses never said a word about it in his narrative. As a newspaper man I ought not to say much against the bas bleu. The blues have very little beauty as a rule , but they make up for it in their wit. If you have a good level head and are not slow in repartee , you may go with im punity with the blues. Otherwise , yon had much better stay away. You might lose your heart to them twenty times ' " over'and they would only laugh "at you. You ma } * not find the fact mentioned in Anthon , but it is my private belief that Minerva wore stockings of a beautiful a ure. Just wait until you see "Nanon ! " At present you are supposed to know noth ing of the ballet or chorus girls. About black or brown stockings I have little to say. Their wearers are good and modest , pure and relined wo men. If Heaven sends you a black or brown-stockinged angel in the matri monial lottery , you ought to make the rest of your life an uninterrupted Thanksgiving Day. No matter how nice your Dulcinea may be , if she be partial to red stock ings , she is as much to be dreaded as the girl with red hair. If you , with the characteristic blindness of young men , heed not this warning , remember it when in due course of time you kick against a new spring bonnet. In the tempest that follows , and in the subse quent calm , when 3-011 collect your re mains together , remember this warning and what it would have saved you. As " Anacreon but too truly says in "his little "Song of the Broken Head. " Of stockings red and auburn liair I tell thce , Phocris be aware. A white-stockinged woman is cither an old maid or one who careth not for the esteem of men. She who wears white stockings has no poetry in her soul. For her the soaring Hood of mu sic from a quivering bird is as the chat tering of a crow ; the glorious hues of a crowded garden , inferior to the beau ties of a gaudy bit of calico. The swirl ing rush of fleecy clouds over the gaunt , appealing , naked arms of the moaning , shivering trees but a sign of a windy day : The white stockinged woman is soulless. Washington Hatchet. An Appreciative Audience. "What did you think of my playing ? ' ' asked an amateur piano performer of Judge Pennybunker , who is a musical critic. "Splendid , perfectly lovely. There is a magic spell about your music that is simply indescribable. " "Do you really think so ? " ' Why , it is so grand , so perfectly magnificent , that you deserve an au dience composed entirely of musicians like Beethoven. " "That's the highest compliment a musician can receive. " "Yes , but 3'ou deserve every bit of it. Yes , sir , an audience composed of mu sicians like Beethoven would appreciate your piano recitals. " After the performer had gone away a gentleman asked Pcnnybunker what he meant bsuch extravagant praise of such poor music. "I beg your pardon , I didn't praise his music , " replied Pennybunker. "You said he deserved an audience comprised entirely of musicians like Beethoven. " "And so he does. Don't you know that Beethoven was so deaf that he could not hear a single note of the loud est orchestra ? That's the kind of an audience he deserves. " Texas Siflings. The Design. Mrs. Quickenalth's husband had given her a fine dress of a new material and new-design and she had it on at a swell reception. "That's a magnificent dress your wife wears , " remarked a friend. "Well yes , I thought so , he responded pridefully. "New design , too. " "Yes , the latest. " "What is the figure on it ? " continued the friend putting on his eyeglasses fei better examination. "Twelve hundred dollars , " replied the pleased husband and the conversa tion stopped. Merchant Traveler. THE VICE PRESIDENT'S ROOM. Oao of tlio JJcst Appointed and 3Tur iilsliect Rooms In tho Cnpltol. Frobably tho best appointed and fur nished room in the capitol is that occu pied by the president of tho senate , and known as "the vice president's room. " It adjoins the celebrated marble room , in which visitors to senators are receiv ed , and is intended as the private office and retiring room of the vice president. Two large windows facing north afford a magnificent panorama , embracing tho heights of Washington , among tho features of which are 'the Soldiers' home , Howard university , and the sweep of country bordering Hock creek , madu historic during the rebellion by a long chain of fortifications and a canvas city which was the temporary abiding placo of hundreds of thousands of soldiers. Lace curtains of an exquisite and rare pattern partially conceal the bare out lines of the window-frames , and the heavy lambrequins are both costly and masrnificent in design and material. Carpet of a Turkish combination covers the floor , and its thickness is such that not a footfall can be distinguished , no matter how many people may tempor the . Luxurious-look arily occupy room. - ing mahogany chairs , of a substantial make and upholstered in red leather , similar to the fashion so prevalent in li brary furniture , ornament tho niches and corners , while a capacious blue- cloth-covered table is the central object of attraction. On the comfortable leather lounge , which matches the chairs and is placed at the left of the vice president's table. Vice President Henry Wilson , of Massachusetts , peacefully breathed hia last , surrounded by his associates of the upper house of the national legislature. An open lire-place , in which a blazing fire of oak logs is constantly maintained during cold weather , adds to the cheer ful aspect of this apartment , and when the heat becomes too intense for the vice president a Japanese three-winged screen is placed in position behind his revolving cane-scat-chair. When it be comes necessary for night work light is furnished by a drop from the giltbron/e , and crystal chandelier just over the ta ble , and from the same source the vice president's secretary obtains light for his desk , which is placed at right angles to the large table and close to the win dow in the northeast extremity of the apartment. Over the marble mantelpiece is a large plate-.glass mirror , occupying tho entire space between the two windows , and the top of which touches the ceil ing. This handsome piece of decora tive furniture is ilankod on either side by bronze figures of sworded cavaliers , and the whole is in strikirig contrast to a simple gilt mirror , about four feet long by two wide , which is the only piece of antique furniture in tho room. There is a history connected with this mirror , however , and , although it cost only a trifle over $40 when it was pur chased , in the early days of the repub lic , it was characterized in the senate chamber as a "piece of shameless ex travagance. " President John Adams was the offender , and he brought the mirror home from - Paris , and event ually had it put up for his convenience in the room used by him. At present this mirror is in the compartment con taining a stationary washstand , and its time-worn surface is not very flattering to those who avail themselves of it for making an attractive toilet. Of all the handsomely decorated and frescoed rooms in the senate wing of the capitol that assigned to the vice president is the least conspicuous in this respect. The walls are calsomined white , and tho only relief to tho monotony is a smgli ; line of green , not more than half an inch wide. Visitors to this room are at tracted by a large bust portrait of George Washington , said to bo the best picture extant of the Father of His Country. It was painted by Rembrandt Peale , for whom Washington sat , and tho artist did the subject ample justice , if the be nign countenance which looks down from the canvas is any indication of the character of the sage of Mount Vernnn. It is amid such surroundings that tho presiding officer of tho senate attends to his affairs , and the books of reference which he finds so much use for are handily arranged in a tall mahagony bookcase , the contents being protected from dust and exposure by cardinal plaited silk curtains and glass doors. Near the door which leads into the wash-room is planed a pillar of white marble surmounted by a bust of the late Lafayette F. S. Foster , formerly a senator from Connecticut and president pro tcmpore of tho senate. Strangers who are taken into this room by the capitol guides are charmed with inter esting but not absolutely historical stories about its former occupants , and the bust of Foster his done duty as the marbtc presentment of every vice presi dent since tho independence of the United States was declared. Washing ton Post. Life In a Snowflalce. Some imaginative and wonderfully learned German scholars tell us that ev ery snowllake is inhabited by happy lit tle beinjrs , who begin their existence , hold their revels , live long lives of hap piness and delight , die and are buried , all during tho descent of the snowilake from tho world of clouds to tho solid land. These scholars aiso tell us that oveiy square foot of air possesses from twelve to fifteen millions of more or less perfect little beings , and that at every ordinary breath we destroy a million , " more or less , of these happy"lives. . Tbe " sigh of a healthy lover is"supposed to swallow up about fourteen million. They insist that the dust , which will , as all know , accumulate in the most secure and secret places is merely the remains of millions and billions of these little br ings who have died of old age. All this , of course , is mere guess work. But I do know that tho snow in some parts of the world is thickly inhab ited. I have seen new snow in Idaho black with little insects. People there call them snow fieas. They are as live ly as possible , and will darken your footprints , walk as fast as you may. They are found only in the high moun tains and only in very fresh and very deep snow. They , ofcourai , do not an noy you in any w'ay. They aro infinite ly smaller than the ordinary flea , but they are not a whit less lively in their locomotion St. Nicholas.