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Getiis from Thackereji
Nothing1 is secret.
A good laugh is sunshine la a house.
f L would rather win honor than
s4 honors.
Life without laughing is a dreary
blank.
I would rather havo genius than
wealth.
A hero , whether ho wins or loses , ia
a hero.
. * : You get tho truth habitually from
equals only.
I would rather be a man of gcniua
fe * - - than a peer of the realm.
A woman without a laugh in her is
tho greatest bore in existence.
Countless knights were slain before
' St. George won the battle. Jn the bat
tle of life we aro all going to try 'for
the honors of championship.
Novels aro sweets. All people w'ith
healthy literary appetites love .them
almost all women ; a vast number of
clever , hard-headed men.
Lucky ho who has been educated to
bear his fate , whatsoever it may be ,
un early example of uprightness , and
a childish training in honor.
When our prulp , our avarice , our in
terests , our desire to domineer , aro
worked upon , aro wo not forever pes
tering heaven lo decide in their favor ?
What man's life is not overtaken by
one or more of those tornadoes that
send us out of tho course , and fling us
on rocks to shelter as best we may ?
I would rather havo a good word
than a bad one from any person ; but
if a critic abuses me from a high place ,
and it is worth my while , I will ap
peal.You
You have , no doubt , remarked in
jrotir experience of life , that when
men do hate each other about a
woman , or some other cause , tho real
reason is never assigned.
The world deals good naturodly
with good natured people , and i never
knew a sulky misanthropist , who quar
reled with it but it was he. and not it ,
that was in tho wrong.
The profitable maxim in life is the
middle way. Don't quite believe any-
ody , for he may mislead you ; neither
disbelieve him , "for that is uncompli
> , - mentary to your friend.
Who has not felt how ho works the
dreadful coiiquerinir spirit of ill ?
Who cannot sue , in the Virele cf his
own sociotv , tho fated and loredoomed
to woe and misery ?
Many -heart would be hardened
but for tho memory of past griefs ;
svhen eyes , now averted , perhaps ,
were full of sympathy , and hands now
cold , were eager to soothe and succor.
The JJ'J airman's Dilemma.
"Bo sure and take caro of every
thing while 1 am gone : and don't for-
ojet to milk the cow. "
"All right , Grotchen , I'll attend to
tbe cow. "
The last speaker was a tall , well-
built man. Ho had served his time in
a regiment of grenadiers , and on re
ceiving his discharge had married
Gretchen. He was entitled to a posi
tion in tho civil service of the state ,
and as his educational endowments
were not very brilliant , ho had been
* appointed flagman on the railroad. As
ii ' s is usual -Germany , ho occupied a
small cottage with a little garden at
tached , and facilities , for keeping a
cow. His principal duty was to stand
in front of his cottage , and display a
flag as the train passed by.
Gretchen had gone to the city to
make some purchases , andhor parting
injunction to her husband was to
"milk that cow. "
Fr.tz had never before had any "oc
casion to milk.the cow , but he thought
it was a very easy task. The cow
thought otherwise. She had become
Rf it1 accustomed to yield her milk at the
solicitation of a little woman" henco ,
when a big man with a bucket ap
proached , shu lilod a demurrer , so to
speak , and kicked at him. He tried to
approach her from the other side , but
met with the same lack of success.
A happy thought occured lo Fritz.
Ho rushed into tho cottage , and put
on one of his little wife's dresses. The
cow looked at him with somewhat sur
prise , and made no opposition to tho
milking process. Fritz was getting
fairly under way when he hoard tho
whistle of : iu approaching train.
There was no time to change , his
clothes. He had just time to seize his
ilag , and assume his position , when
the train went slowly past , the win
dows fllled with laughing or aston
ished faces of the passenjrers. It was
hard to tell whether Fritz was a man
or a woman , as in hs wife's short
dress he looked something like a bal
let dancer.
Only one man in the train did not
laugh. Ho was a typical Englishman ,
with side whiskers , and an eye glass ,
and solemn face , who or.ively lookout
a note book and pencil and wrote "In
Germany Ihe llairuion on the railroads
wear short women-'s dresses. "
Wriciiigf a Hook to Order.
Maj : Bon. Perley toore has dono
considerable literary work this sum
mer. He wrote for a publishing housa
a life of Grant , which has already had
a sale of 10,000 cop'es. Tho publisher
came to him and said : "Maj. Poorc ,
I want a life of Gen. Grant , to contain
about 90,000 words , and 1 want you to
write it for me. 1 want ir in'about
two months , if possible. I will pay
you so much for it. " To this Maj.
Pooro assented , on condition that they
would furnish him with a steneogra-
phor. They did so. and ho dictated
tha work at an average rate of a chap
ter every day. Each chapi r cauipris-
odbout 2,500 words , and this contin
uous writing is perhaps some of the
fastest literary work of tha past year.
Blaine considers 1,000 words a day
cootl work. Frances Hodsoson Bur
nett , when she was well , did from 1-
100 to 1,500 , and I am told that'Ban-
sroft considers that when ho has writ-
Jen 259 words he has douo a eood
day's work. Ben : Perley Pooro looks
remarkably well. He weighs about as
much as usual , perhaps 250 pounds ,
rind his eye is sis bright as that of any
correspondent here. He has been
here in newspaper work for fully two
generations o * men , and for many
cenerations of public men , as the life
f the ave'rage public man is very
* " I A short. " < 7 < X7V , " in the G.cielmd Lea
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A Soft Thing.
Two old friends met on a train between
Dallas and Fort Worth. Aftor the usual
greeting one of them asked :
"Isn'tSam SwcedlepipeslivinginDallas ? "
"Is he a glazier ? ! '
"Yes , he is a painter and glazier. "
"Hois getting rich fast. "
"Getting rich fast , is lie ? Running s
monte bank , I suppose. "
"No.hehasgot a better thing than that. '
"City official ? "
"No ; he belongs to a fire company , and
tvhen a fire breaks out he runs along and
walces up the'people with a stick. "
"I don't see how there is any money to
be made in that. "
"He wakes the people up by tapping at
their windows with a stick , and he man
ages to break all the panes of glass within
half a mile of the fire , and the next day he
is called on * to put that in again at 5C
cents a piece. Helms got a soft thing of it.
He hasn't got the social status , but he it
making more money than if he was an
alderman. " [ Texas Sittings.
Just to Ainuso the Children.
He entered the office of a Saginaw ma
chinist one day this fall , and said that he
believed he had a salt well on his farm , and
ho wanted to know what it would cost to
develop it.
"I see , " said the machinist , "there arc
two ways of developing a salt well. If you
desire to plant several barrels of brine and
pump from one to the otheruntilyou catch
a greenhor.n , I'll send you out an old engine ,
some second-hand pipe and
"Sir , I'll have you understand that I'm
an honest man. "
"Oh of "
, course.
"But , to please the boys and give 'ehl
something to do this winter , you might "
"Send out the old materials. Come out
into the yard and select what you want. "
Wall Street News.
A Christmas Pantomime lu London.
One of the old chief scenes represents an
eastern princess and her ladies of honor in
the miirblc bathing apartments of the
royal palace. Perfumed pastiles burning
on the stage give a pale rose color to the
scene and diffuse a sensuous odor through
the house. A veil of the most transparent
gause is between the bathers and the audi
ence. Presently-the ladies emerge from the
bath. They are clad in silk tights so glossy
as to stimulate the glistening of water.
Thrown lightly around the hips or shoul
ders are little scarfs of pale pink or green
lace. The ladies dance and desport about
the stage , twirling gaudy Turkish towels
with golden embroidered ends , from which
they wring real water. [ Xew York Star.
A Troublesome Husband.
A Waco , Tex. , woman met a friend who
did not seem to be in good health.
"How do you feel this morning ? "
"Poorly.I'm ; feelin' right bad. You see
I have to watch over my husband all the
time. "
"Is he sick ? "
"Xo ; if he was sick I wouldn't have to
watch him. He is in good health. That's
what's the matter with him. " [ Texas
Sittings.
A Popular Ex-Mayor.
Ex-Mayor Newton , of Des Moiries , la. , is
deservedly popular in the city over whose
destines he presided , by reason of the many
good deeds and the unostentatious acts of
charity which he is constantly doing. Suc
cessful as a politician , he has also recently
been playing the part of a good Samaritan
with a success equal to his triumphs in poli
tics. The fainting traveler by the wayside ,
whom he has raised up and refreshed by
good counsel in the last instance , is Mr.
George A. Crandale , the manager for
Obernc , Hosick & Co. , Second and Walnut
streets. Mr. Crandale , who naturally feels
under many obligations to the Ex-Mayor
tells as follows how he came into such a
wretched plight as to need help and how it
was cheerfully given :
"I have never had an ache or pain of
rheumatism , " he said , "since I used Atlilo-
phoros , and the medicine cost me only $3.
If any one had guaranteed to cure me I
would willingly have paid him § 50 , yes
§ 100. My rheumatism was inflammatory ,
mostly in my ankles , but a little in the
wrist. I could manage to hobble around
by the use of canes , but felt as if I were
walking on the bare bones , or in other
words as if my feet were off and I was walk
ing on the stumps. The pain was terrible
to bear , yet I managed to be about and to
attend to my business.
"One day , during the time I was suffering
so much , I hobbled to the Court House to
look after some matter. As I was struggle-
ing to get up the steps I met ex-Mayor
Newton , who asked me what the trouble
was. I told him that it was rheumatism ,
whereupon he advised me to gob a bottle
of Athlophorous. I did not get it then ,
as I had no faith in patent medicines and
did not want to take any. A short time
after this I wrote to an old friend ,
Chailes P. Griffin , of Stuai't , to inquire
what had cured him. I knew that he had
been confined to his bed with rheumatism
of the worst kind. Hfs answer was : 'Get
Athlophoros. That is what cured me. " I
then got some , but really had no faith in
its curing me. I began to get relief from it
in twenty-four hours. I continued taking
it until I had used three dollars worth ,
when my rheumatism , both the pain and
the swelling , was gone , and I have not.had
any return since. That is now over a year
ago. "
Ex-Mayor Newton based his recommen
dation of Athlophoros to Mr. Crandale
upon the very remarkable cure it had effect
ed in the case of his wife. That lady thus
tells all about it : ,
"I havo been comparatively free from
rheumatism for the past year and a half.
Previous to that I had.been a great sufferer
for years and had resorted to many reme
dies , but nothing would do what Athlo
phoros did for me. I have had a few
twinges of late , but'I attribute that to my
self and not to the" " medicine , as I have not
been so careful as I should have been.
Athlophoros took the stiffness out of the
joints of iny fingers and gave me the use of
my hands , in which I had so long had trou
ble. I have recommended it in many cases
and in every instance that I know of the
results have been very satisfactory. I do
not hesitate in the least in recommending
it most heartily to every rheumatic suf
ferer. "
If you cannot get ATHLOPHOROS of your
druggist , we will send it express paid , on r'-
ceipt of regular price onedollarper bottle.
We prefer that you buy it from your drug
gist , but if hehnsn'tit , do not be persuaded
to try something else , but order at once
from us , , as directed. ATIILOPUOROS Co. ,
112 Wall Street , New York.
The early Christmas shopper always
tatches the best presents.
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Tffnryland JHr Maryland. „
Maryland legislators , who aro always
alive tothe public interests , have endorsed
the. now discovery , Red Stitr Cough Cure ,
because it contains neither morphia nor
opium , and always cures. Tho price is
only 25 cents.
Mme. Patti will sin ? in Paris this season
instead of coming to America.
Politics Too IttucU Tor Him.
A lady on Fifth Avenue , New York , quick
ly summoned a doctor : '
"Oh , doctor , my husband is nearly dead.
He attended a caucus last night. He made
four speeches and promised to be with his
fellow citizens again to-day. But oh , doc
tor , he looks nearly dead. "
"Has ho been in politics long ? "
"No , only last year. He worked hard
forJames McCaulny's election , "
"He will get well , madam ! He has a
stomach for any disease , il Ii3 worked for
him ! "
Political life , of short or long duration ,
is very exhausting , as is evident from the
great mortality which prevails among pub
lic men. Ex. U. S.-62iiator I ) . K. Bruce ,
who has been long in.public life , says :
"The other day , when stepping into acar
at a crossing , I found Dr. within , who
eyed me up and down in a surprised way ,
remarking : "
' "Why , Senator , how well you look1 !
' "Well , Ifecl pretty well,11 answered. "
The doctor uttereJ an incredulous reply ,
when the Senator frankly told him , in an
swer to an inquiry , that it was Warner's
safe cure which accomplished for him what
the profession had failed lo do. Senator
Bruce says his friendsare very much aston
ished at this revelation ol power. [ The
Globe.
Ovcnvhclmtnsly Defeated. '
Mr. Talmage's tabernacle now has 3,272
members.
"Speaking of coughing , " says Mrs. Pnrfc-
ington , "some will cough till their face gets
Tjlack and blue and never think of buying a
bottle of Dr. Bull's Uough Syrup. "
Mr. George W. Cliilds has been pall-bearer
atthe funeral of thirteen distingushcd men.
( f ARBOLISALVEcures itchings andIrrf-
Vt s tations of the Skin and Scalp , Poisons ,
Piles and Ulcers. Cures Burns and Scaldswilh-
out a Scar. 25 and CO ets. at Druggists.
August Bclmont has turned his seventy-
third year.
Something that will quiet the nerves , give
strength to the body , induce refreshing
sleep , improve the quality of the blood ,
and purify and brighten the complexion , is
what many persons would be very glad to
obtain. Carter's Iron Pills arc made for
exactly this class of troubles , and are re-
marknbly successful in accomplishing the
ends desired , as named above. They are
useful for both men and women. Sold by
druggists. Puice , 50 cents a box. See ad
vertisement.
TTLon Baby was elclL , we Rave her Caatorla ,
"When she was a Child , she cried for Castoria ,
\7hcn she became Alias , sUo citing to Castoria ,
TTtan eho had Children , aho gave thcia Castoria ,
An electrical signal travels at the rate of
10,000 miles per second.
The Half was Never Told
of the wonderful powers and virtues of that ,
best of all medicines , Kidney-Wort. It has
been tried and proved. Its cures are num
berless and the record of ( supposed ) incur
able cases that have yielded to its influence
is astounding. If you have trouble with
your Kidneys , Liver or Bowels , if you suffer
from Constipation and Piles , il you are a
victim of Rheumatism or Malaria , take
Kidney-Wort. You will find it the remedy
you need.
A PINT OF TUE FINEST IXK for families or
schools can be made from a lOc. package
of Diamond Dyes. Try them. AH druggists
keep them. Wells , Richardson & Co. , Bur
lington , Vfc. Sample Card , 32 colors , and
book of directions for 2c. stamp.
Ex-Commissioner Eaton has become pres
ident o ! the college at Marietta , O.
"HOUGH ON COUGHS. "
Ask for "Rough on Coughs , " for cousin , colds ,
sore throat , hoarteness. Troches , ] 5c. Liquid , 25c.
There is a great increase of interesting
looking young women who wear eye-glasses.
Sprains , bruises , stiff joints , burns ,
scalds and rheumatism are relieved by
Uncle Sam's Nerve and Bone liniment.
Sold by druggists.
Worms cause peevishness , fevers , convul
sions and frequently death. A pleasant ,
safe and certain remedy is Dr. JAQUE'S
GERMAN WORM CAKES. Sold by all
druggists.
Headaches , constipation , liver complaint ,
billiousne.ss are cured by that mild , cleansing
remedy which never produces pain , EL-
LERT'S DAYLIGHT EIVER PILLS.
Only 25 cents. Sold by druggists.
An economical man will keep the leather
of his harness soft and pliable , which pre
serves it from crackfng or ripping. He al-
wns uses UNCLE SAM'S HARNESS OIL.
Sold by all Harness Makers.
One-third of all who die in active middle
life arc carried off by consumption. The
most frequent cause is a neglected cold ,
cough , hoarseness , bronchial trouble or
asthma , all of which may be permanently
cured by EILERT EXTRACT OF TAR
AND WILD CHERRY. Sold by druggists.
.A farmer's wealth depends on the condi
tion of his stock. When scraggy and feeble
they are especially liable to distempers ,
fevers , cods and all diseases which destroy
animals. Thousands of dollars are saved
annually by that valuable old stand by ,
UNCLE SAM'S CONDITION POWDER.
Restlessfretful , crying children are suffer- '
ing and need for their relief Dn. WIN-
CHELL'S TEETHING SYRUP , which is
useful not only for all the disorders of
teething infants , but cures contjlis , croups ,
sore throat , colic and cramps of older chil
dren , and should always be kept in every
house for emergencies. Only 25 cents.
Sold by all druggists.
Rheumatism
According to the best authorities , originates in a
morbid condition of the blood. Lactic acid , caused
by the decomposition of the gelatinous and albumin
ous tissues , circulates with the blood and attacks the
fibrous tissues , particularly in the joints , and thus
causes the local manifestations of the disease. The
back and shoulders arc the parts usually afTcctcd by
rheumatism , and the joints at the knees , ankles , hips
and-wrists are also sometimes attacked. Thousands
of people have found In Uood's Saraaparllla a positive
nnd permanent cure for rheumatism. This medi
cine , by Its purifying aiU vitalizing action on the
blood , corrects the cause of the disease , and it also
Elves strength to every function of the body. If you
BUffcrfroai rheumatism try Hood's SarsapariUa.
"About a year ago Iwas pretty well run down , ba-
ing troubled with rheumatism and indigestion , and
my blood being very poor. I began to take Hood's
SarsapariUa anJ it gave me great relief. " " Jons
LEWIS , Torrlngton , Conn.
Hood's SarsapariUa
d by nil druggists. ? 1 ; sis for 33. Prepared
[ .HOOD < t CO. , Apothecaries , Lowell , Mass.
1OO Doses One Dollar
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For stiffness and soreness of the muscles
and joints of the body , rheumatism , neu
ralgia in fact any ache orpain of the body
nothing equals Salvation Oil. Price 25c.
The position of state librarian at Des
Moinet ) , In. , is filled by a woman.
"Over and Over Again. "
Repetition is sometjines the only way to
impress a truth upon the mind. Accord
ingly take notice that Dr. Pierce's "Pleas
ant Pureative Pellets" ( the original Little
Liver Pills ) continue to be wonderfully
effective in cases of sick nnd nervous head
ache , constipation , indigestion , rush of
blood to the head , cold extremities , and all
ailmcntH arising from obstruction of the
bodily functions. Theiraction is thorough
yet gentle , and the ingredients being entire
ly vegetable , they can be taken with impu
nity into the most delicate stomach. All
druggists.
Amos J. Cuminmgs has been re-elected
president of the New York Press Club.
The Weaker Sex
are immensely strengthened by the use of
Dr. R. V. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription , "
which cures all female derangements , and
gives tone to thesystem. Sold by druggists.
Mr. Spurgcon follows the birds from win
try Britain to the south of France.
When everything clae fails , Dr. Sage's Ca
tarrh Remedy cures.
Mrs. Katn Chase ( formerly Mrs. Sprague )
has made her home in Paris.
"KOUGII ON CATARRH"
corrects offensive odors ut once. Complete cure of
worst chronic cases ; also unequalled as gargle for
diphtheria , tore throat , foul breata. COc.
The girl of the period continues to do
every thing she possibly can to be masculine.
If afflicted with Sore Eyes , use Dr. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it.
25c.
25c.A
A fashionable game called Standal is
played with discarded family photographs.
"HOUGH OX PAINV'-X-Iqulcl.
"Koiisli on Pain" Liquid , 20c. Quick cure. Xcural-
Rin , rheumatism , aches , pains , sprains , headache ,
c amps , colic. "Uough oul'aln Waster , 15c.
A coxcomb is ugly .all over with the affec
tations of a fine gentleman.
Don't Kead This
Unless 3'ou want a free sample D" Smith'
Bile Beans , the great liver remedy , and a
beautiful card taken from real life , sent you
free of charge. Send us your name and P. O.
address. .1. F. SMITH & Co. , St. Louis AIo.
( Name this paper. )
ITalford Sauce makes cold meats a luxury.
Kept hy A 1 grocers. Ask for It.
Pastuer is now treating sixty-two patients
for hydrophobia.
Save tints and money by using Stewart's Heat-
Ing Powder for cuts end seres on animals. Sold
everywhere. 15 and SO cts. a box. Tru It.
All the books bought by Secretary Lamar
are on statesmanship or philosophy.
Shpc nnllnrdware dealers sell Lyoa's II eel StlC-
ncrs ; tlicv keep boots and shoes straight.
Mme Patti claims that sho is going to
quit the stage while her voice is in lull tune.
Relief Is Immediate , and a cure sure. Plso'S
Remedy for Catarrh. 50 cents.
Secretary Endicott reads French novels
in the original.
No APPETITE , LOW SPIRITS , HEADACHE ,
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your ailments ? If so , try Dn. WAI.KEK'S
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its effect ; this is the only advertismeut the
medicine requires. It has spread from
house to house , from village to village , all
over the land , in this way. .
Albert Sala , a brotherof George Augustus
Sala , is a school teacher at Napoopoo.
Athlophoros always gives me-relief from
rheumatism , and I am not troubled again
with the complaint for months. A little ex
posure brings it back again , but not as
severely as before usingyour remedy. Win.
H. Soule , Castle Rock , Minn.
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