r * > Wesson from a Mastodon. ,
The tusks of a mastodon recently
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a disordered condition of the Wood.
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Mr. W. W. Redman , Piqua , O. , says ,
"Brown's Iron Bitters permanently
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Benjamin Butler always closes both eyes
when lie eats Boston baked beans.
A .lady hero who lias been using your
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weeks , finds herself greatly improved and
thinks it a most valuable medicine lor
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Mrs. Celia Thaxterhas taken up quarters
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Belva Lockwood cleared § 2,000 Iromlec-
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ELTBKOTHEBS. Druggists , Owego , N.T.
In tht Eheomitic Itae hayel htd sH >
or 'ROStwoTe r p > . It nxle a tfcoroutli
? ? iu. sSth. 1 IT. V < at Street ,
Athl pkoroslf abwluteljntt , CCBU JX
. . otter Injurious J * re."f J " * ?
A WondTftil Pond. '
A correspondent writing to the dole-
Democrat from. Oxford , fells of & won-
de.rful discovery made near that place.
Where , oh , where is JoeMu..tttin ? .
"Quo and a half miles east of this
place , near Choccolocco Creek , is a
remarkable curiosity in the shape of a
pond. About it cling several myster
ious traditions. Its margin forms a
perfect circle whose diameter will
measure 130 yards or more. Its depth
no man knows , as it has defied all
sounding. Its water is as clear as
crystal , and the heaviest rainfall can
not muddy it , save for a brief space
around its edges. It never rises nor
{ alls , butinjlooa and drouth , winter
and summer always remains the same.
It has ever been a favorite resort for
bathing purposes , its surface water be
ing very genial , but a few feet down
it is almost ice cold. It is full of fish
but they cannot bo induced to notice
a bait , however enticing. 1 have been
told by parties that they had seen
peculiar kinds of spotted fish in this
pond that were as large as a grown
person and , apparently without scales.
About twenty yards from the south
eastern shore stands the remnant of the
trunk of a huge pine tree. It is a few
feet out of water , and stands almost
perpendicular , like a fisherman's cork-
Often while in swimming I have seen
a crowd of boys get on this trunk and
sink it entirely out of sight , the tree
always remaining perpendicular. The
tree , from the force required to sink
t , must be seventy-five or a hundred
feet in length.
The oldest inhabitants of this section
of country assert that long years ago
an Indian villiage occupied the site
where the pond now is , and there
lived an Indian chief , brave and
treacherous , and superstitious as ig
norance and cruelty could make him.
On one occasion , so the same tradition
has it , one of the Indian squaws of the
village gave birth to a spotted child.
Great consternation and superstitious
alarm spread about the village when
the fact was known. Old gray-haired
men put their heads close together
and shook them ominously , and In
dian mothers told their fears in hur
ried whispers. ' So soon as the fact be
came known to the chief lie at once
called a council , and after brief con
sultation , they decided it a sign of
displeasure on the part of the Great
Spirit and as an atonement the chiel
decreed that the new born infant and
its mother should at once be destroy
ed. Accordingly fagots were collect
ed and the poor innocent squaw , with
her babe , was bound and placed there
on. As the fires were kindled the sav
ages formed a huge circle around
with hands joined and with gleaming
eyes and superstitious zeal , they went
through their weird fanatic gyrations ,
chanting with unearthly sounds a sav
age service to the Great Spirit , min
gled with the shrieks of their burning
victims.
In the midst of this shocking scene
there came a rumbling as of multi
tudinous thunders , mingled with rock
ing earthquakes. The earth opened
a great yawning chasm beneath the
village , in which wigwams , Victims
and tornentors were precipitated , and
over all rushed the voluminous waters
as if to blot out the infamv forever.
The Laud of Springs. .
Jamaica , the largest of tho British
possessions in the West Indies , derives
its name from the alndian Xay-maca ,
which signifies the land of streams , a
name which tho four-years' .drought
from which it is now suffering would
seem to belie. Occupied by the Span
iards in 1494 , Jamaica was captured
by the British under Penn and Ven-
ables in 1655 , and during the time in
tervening between the two occupations
no less than 700,000 of the native In
dians disappeared , the Spanish rule
being signalized by atrocities and cru-
slty it would be hard to match in the
world's history. The population of
Tamacia now amounts to 580,804 , of
which the whites number 14,432 , the
remaining portion being composed of
blacks , colored , Indians , coolies , and
Chinese. The administration of the
island is in the hands of a governor ap
pointed from home , and the councU ,
partly consisting of imperial appoint-
3es and partly elected by the commu
nity. It is only during the last year
that this latter concession has been
granted , formerly the council being
nominated by the governor and local
interests being consequently kept in
abeyance. The chief grievance more
or less in Jamaica , and a very genuine
one , is the excessive cost of keeping
up the gubernatorial administration ,
which has to be borne entirely by the
people. That this is no light matter the
Bgures show , the population of the is
land being about 600,000 , and tho total
sxpense of the government nearly
600,000 , or close upon $5 a head
per annum. Cor. San Francisco Chron
icle.
Historical Reminiscences.
A Boston man was pricing an old
sofa in an auction room.
"This sofa , " said the auctioneer ,
'came over on the Mayflower , and is
aill of historical reminiscences. "
"Yes , pa , there is on e now crawling
ip the back of the sofa , " observed the
vonld be purchaser's little boy.
"Yes , it seems to be alive with his-
lorical reminiscences , " remarked the
gentleman , punching in the corner of
he sofa with his cane. Texas Siftings.
In the comic opera of "Trie Mikado"
his imperial highness says :
"To make , to some extent ,
'Each evil Liver
A running river
Of harmless merriment. "
A nobler task than mailing evil livers ,
rivers of harmless merriment no person ,
king or layman , could take upon him
self. The liver among the ancients was
considered the source of all a man's
evil impulses , and1 the chances are ten
to one to-day that if one's liver is in an
ngly condition of discontent , someone's
head will be mashed before night !
"How's your liver ? " is equivalent to
the inquiry : , Are you a bear or an angel
to-day ?
Nine-tenths of the "pure-cussedness , "
the actions for divorce , the curtain lec
tures , the family rows , not to speakof _
murders , crimes and other calamities
are prompted by the irritating effect of
the inactivity of the liver upon the
brain. Fothergill , the great specialist ,
says this and ho knows. He also knows
that to prevent such catastrophies noth
ing equals Warner's safe cure renowned
throughout the world , as a maker of
"Each evil Liver
A running river
Of harmless merriment. "
Oar National Resources.
"Well , the fruit crop might be set
down as a total failure , " said the super
intendent of the largest fruit canning
factory in the state ; "a total failure ,
you might call it. "
"That will almost close your estab
lishment , then , " said the visitor.
"Oh , no , no , " replied the superin
tendent. "On the contrary , we will
have to employ an additional force.
Years when there is no fruit we tumour
attention almost entirely to putting up
jellies , and then a little later on , if the
potato crop turns out as we expect , we
will can about three million pounds of
pears. "
And as the visitor , silent with the
great awe that falls upon people when
they stand in the presence ot genius ,
went softly out oi the office , he saw a
carload of hoofs and horns unloading
at the doors of the jelly department.
Brooklyn Eagle.
Bill Nye on the Sublime of Nature.
I saw a squaw who seemed to belong
in the picture of the poetic little water
fall. 1 did not learn her name. It was
one cf those long , corduroy Sioux
names that hang together with hyphens
like a lot of sausage. The salaried
humorist of the party said he never
sausage a name before. Translated
into our tongue it meant The-swift-
daughter - of - the - prairie-blizzard-that-
gathers-the-huckleberry-on-the-run-and
don' t-you-forget-it. Boston Olobe.
Physicians Were in Tain.
Mr. David Netter , 795 Mission street ,
San Erancisco , Gal. , writes that for
several months he suffered from a severe
cough , which finally resulted in total
hoarseness. He consulted several phy
sicians , but obtained no relief , and then
tried Red Star Cough Cure. After
taking a few doses he felt better , and
before he had finished a bottle he was
completely cured.
Talmasre's Edinborough Sermon.
A clerical critic tells the Atlanta Con
stitution how Dr. Talmage , in the ser
mon recently preached in Edinborough ,
said some things which he heard from
the late Dr. W. E. Munsey , a famous
Methodist preacher ten years ago. A
large part of the sermon was made up
of an intensification of the idea of
"lost , " beginning with a lost pocket-
book , and rising through the thoughts
over a lost ship , and a lost child , to an
intense climax over a lost soul.
"It Knocks the Spots , "
and everything in the nature ot eruptions ,
blotches , pimples , ulcers , scrofulous hu
mors , and incipient consumption , which is
nothing more nor less than scrofula of the
lungs , completely out of the system. It
stimulates and invigorates the liver , tones
up the stomach , regulates the bowels , puri
fies the blood , and builds up the weak
places of the body. It is a purely vegetable
compound , and will do more than is
claimed for it. We refer to Dn. PIERCE'S
"GOLDEN MEDICAL DISCOVERY. "
In Roumelia , now much talked of , there
are 18,500 gypsies.
"As Good as New , "
are the words used by a lady , who TVJIS at
one time given up by the most eminent
physicians , and left to die. Reduced to a
mere skeleton , pale and haggard , not able
to leave her bed , from all those distressing
diseases peculiar to suffering females , such
as displacement , leucorrhoea , inflamma
tion , etc. , etc. She began takingDr.Pierce's
"Favorite Prescription , " and also using
the local treatments recommended by him ,
and is now , she says , "as good as new. "
Price reduced to one dollar. By druggists.
The salary of a good designer in jewelry
is § 4,000 a year.
TETTER. A member of the Pioneer'Press
staff , troubled for eleven years with obstinate
Tetter on his hands , has completely cured it in
less than a month , by the use of Cole's Carbol-
Ualre. [ Pioneer Press , St. Paul.
President Cleveland , although a bachelor ,
wears his hair very short.
Sate thnt nnd money by using Stewart's Heal *
Ing Feattrfor cuts tnd torts on animal * . So.'tt
evergwbert , IS and SO eta , a. btx. Tru It.
8. J. Randall is at Berwyn , where lie will
remain until after Thanksgiving.
"When B byeras sick , we gxro her Cartcrta ,
'When tho was a Child , ih cried for Caatoria ,
TThen she becaina Mi g , the clung to Caatoria ,
Wfeen ahe had Children , she gave them , Castona ,
If afflicted with Bore Eyes , nee Dr. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggist * tell it
25c.
Alderman John Staples , F. S. A. , has
been elected lord mayor of London.
Kelie ! from Slot Headache , Drowsiness ,
Nausea , Dizziness , Pain In the Side , &c. ,
guaranteed to those using Carter's Little
Liver Pills. These complaints are nearly al
ways caused by torpid liver and constipated
bowels. BestoiA these organs to their proper
functions and the trouble ceases. Carter's
Little Liver Pills will do this every time. One
pill Is a dose. Forty In a vial. Price 26 cents
A dull gold known as "Roman" is in fash
ion now.
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"ROUGH ON COUGHS. "
for "Rough on Coughs , " for coughs , colds ,
ore throat , hoarseness. Troches. 15c. Liquid. 23c.
No less than 1S.OG1 young women are at
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Distress After Eating
Is one of the many disagreeable symptoms of dys
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very widespread and Browing disease. Hood's Sar-
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"I took Hood's Sarsaparllla for dyspepsia , which I
bad for nine or ten years , suffering terribly with It.
It has entirely cured me. and I recommend It to
others who suffer with this disease. " MBS. . A. NOB-
TON , Chlcopee , Mass. "
"I cannot find words strong enough to express
my feelings in favor of Hood' Sarcaparilla. It has
curedme of dyspepsia , with which I suffered many
years. " MBS. S. M. BEEDE , Marbleuead , Mass.
"My daughter received much benefit from the use
of Hood's Sarsaparllla as an excellent tonic after a
protracted attack of bronchial pneumonia. " RET.
F. H. ADAMS , New Hartford , Ct.
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Cor. 13tlt St. and Capitol Ave. , Omaha. Neb.
Northwestern Business College ,
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.Many a Lady
is beautiful"all but her skin ;
and nobody has ever told
her how easy it is to put
beauty on the skin. Beauty
.on the skin is Magnolia
Balm.
Ifarrow Encapr.
* * Rocni'STEH , Juno 1,18S2. "Ton
Years ago 1 was nttncltcd with tho most
Intense nnd deathly pains In my bitok and
Kidneys. *
"Extending to the end ol my toes aud to
my bruin ! t , .
"Which mnde me delirious ! _ _ I
' From agony ! ! ! ! \
"It took three men to hold mo onmy
bed at times ! . * ' cj
"Tho Doctors tried in vain to relievo me ,
but to no purpose. jt/
"JTorphinc and other opiates ! 1 :
' Hail no effect ! 4
"After two months I was given up to
die ! ! ! !
"When my wile
heard a neighbor tell what HopBittershad
done for her , she at once got and gave mo
some. The first dose eased my brain and
seemed to go hunting through my system
for the pain. *
' The second dose eased me so much that I
slept two hours , something I bad not done for
two months. Before I had u-ed live bottles I
was well and at work as hard as any man
could , for over three weeks ; but I worked too
hard lor my strength , and taking a hard cold.
I was taken with the most acute and painful
rheumatism all through my system that ever
was known. ,
" 1 called tho doctors again , and afler several
weeks they loft me a cripple on crutches for
life , as they said. I met a friend and told him
my case , and ho said Hop Hitters cured him
and would cure me. 1 poohed at him. but ho
was so earnest I was Induced to uso them
again.
In less than four weeks T had throw away my
crutchpsand went to work lightly and kept
on using the bitters for five weeks , until I
became as well as any man living , and havo
been so for sir years since.
It has also cured my wife , who had been
sick for years ; and has kept her and my
children well and healthy with from two
to three bottles per year. There is no
need to be sick at all it these bitters aro
used. J. J. BEUK , Ex-Supervisor.
"That poor invalid wife , Sister , Mother ,
"Or daughter ! ! ! !
"Can be made the picture of health !
"With a few bottles of Hop Bitters !
"Will you Jet them suffer ! ! ! I"
I'rosecttte the Swindlers ! ! !
If when you call for Hop Bitters the drug
gist hands out anything but "Hoi > BITTERS'
with a green cluster of Hops on white label ,
shun that druggist as you would a viper ; and
If he has taken your money for a bogus stuff ,
indict him lor the fraud and sue him for dam
ages for tho swindle , and-wo will reward you
liberally for tho conviction.
Seo U. S. Court Injunction apnlnst C. D.
Warner , Reading , Mich. , and all his salesmen ,
agents , druggists , nnd other imitators.
Doctor. "Yes : you are bilious. Justeetaboxof
Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills ; they will cure you. "
FOR BILIOUS COMPLAINTS , rt
Billons Complaints are caused by torpidity , con
gestion , or the ulcer.ition of the liver. -wl
The symptoms are dark , greasy , yellow Elan , a
brown or whitish coat to the tongue , appetite Irreg
ular , often a dry congh at night.
The skin sometimes breaks out into pimples and
8oresandthewhoIesyEtemisoutof order.Vright' *
Indian Vegetable Fills arc one of the very beat \
remedies known for any form of these troubles , and
will certainly relievo the sufferer. ' They are purely
vegetable , made from the best drugs by competent
hands , and give satisfaction. They are very gentle
in their action , causinKnogripingornnpIeaaantfeel-
Ing to the most delicate. A trial will convince any
one troubled with biliousness that Wright's In
dian Vegetable Pills is the medicine ho needs. .
Men Think1
they know all about Mustang Lin
iment. Few do. Not to know is
not to have.