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"Why Bo Doctor * Prescribe Liquors ! . . Because they know not what else to qoj or because sometimes a little liquor serves to kindle th'e exhausted flres of digestion. But this liquor prescription is bad business for the patients , for it makes drunkards ou t of a large ma jority of them. Brown's Iron Bitters does not kindle a temporary fire. It nourishes , enriches , strengthens , pu rifies. It drives out debility and dys pepsia , and sets the invigorated system at work oa a basis of health. The grave is the home base ontliedio jnp.n Held. For cuts from barbed wire fence , sore shoulders , kicks end open sores on animals , use Stewart' * Healing Powder , IS and SOcts. a box. . A well-dressed foot is a thing of booty. * : PA.TEIVTSobtHiiiedliyl.iuislM ser&Co..At. j torneyfc.'WtU'hington.D.C.Est'd 1864. Ad vice free. A coign ol vantage The counterfeit quar ter. OUGHfiURE Absolutely \Freefroih \ Opiates , JZnietics and Foisons. ? A PffOMPT , SAFE , SURE CURE For Concha , Soro Throat , HonriencM , Influenza , t Colds. Bronchitis , Croup , Wliooplnc Ooncb Asthma , Quln.r , Pains In Chc t , and other affectioni of the Tbront and L.IIIIC * . Price BO cents rf bottle. Sold by DiTseUts and Deal- ; ers. Parties vnablc to induce their dealer to promptly ] get tt for them tctll receive tico bottlcsExpress charges paid , by sending one dollar to HIE CHUILES A.VOGELEtt C03IP1SY , Sole Owner * and Manuhcturers , Baltimore , Jlarjland , U. S. A. BROWN'S IRON BITTERS WILL CURE ' HEADACHE ' INDIGESTION : BILIOUSNESS ; DYSPEPSIA : NERVOUS PROSTRATION | MALARIA CHILLS AND FEVERS , TIRED FEELING GENERAL DEBILITY PAIN IN THE BACK & SIDES ; IMPURE BLOOD : CONSTIPATION FEMALE INFIRMITIES - RHEUMATISM ' NEURALGIA ' KIDNEY AND LIVER ! TROUBLES i FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS The Genuine has Trade Mark and crossed Red { Lines on wrapper. TAKE NO OTHER. MALT BITTERS. . Itvrffl euro any case of Iilver and Kidney troubles whenproperlytak.cn. It Is a perfecl 'renovator ' and mviporator. It cleanses the sys Item of the polsonou humors that develop in Ijiver , Kidney and Urinary diseases , car- Iryinff away all poisonous matter and re ' torlns the Blood to a lioaltliy condition , .enriching it , rcfresliiiis and invigorating 'IDtind and Body. It prevents the growth ta 'Serious Illness of a BaiiEorous Cla = s ol .Diseases that besin in mere trivial ail ments , and are too apt to be neglected as suck. t THOUSANDS OF OASES 'of tlioworst forms of these terrible diseases 'have been quickly relieved and in a short 'time perfectly cured by the use of Hops & "Malt Bitters. Do not get Hops and TOalt Bitters con- .founded with inferior preparations of similai 'name. Talco Nothing but Hops & Malt Bit 'ters if you want a sure Cure. : & HALT BITTERS CO. MICH. . HOPS . . DETROIT. . Among medicinal means of arnesllng disease , Ilostetter't Stomach Hitters stands pre-eminent It checks tliefurtlici prepress of all dis orders of the Btom- nch.llverand bowels revives the vita ! stamina , prevents JJL and remedies chills ( , . i - sr and fever. Increase * e = = = l the acthlty of tlu 1 = kidneys , counteract ! s a tt-ndency to rheu- F matlsm. and is t cenuine stay and solace to aceo. In firm and nervous persons. The article is , morcover.derived from the purest and mostrellablesourcei For sale by allDrue gists and Dealen generally. , ELY'S CREAM BALM , when applied into the nos ltrilswlll be absorbed , cf- ifectually cleansing the head of catarrhal virus , caus'ns healthy secretions. It alla > s Inflammation , pro 'tects the membrane from fresh colds , completely heats the sores and restore * the senses of taste and smell. Not a IJanid or Snuff. A few applications re lieve. A tnoronch trreat ELTBEOTHERS. Dragglsts. Owego. IT. Jfr E.ForterSM Kaln itreet , Terr * Haute , Sid Jh > m NennOgi * and found no relief tm he ATmOPHOROS. then In one datime toe pain w fi I n1C I ? 1U el" proapt relief fii aHci a afXcml. , SLrSi Tonrdrnrglit br Atnlophoro * . If yon cannot &UorhliTSiot : Sy Un el toraer.t one. Km * i R'e'wfU aend It eapreaa paid on receipt of price , { CO. . 112 W ll St. Sew York. 277-89. AKTSSI > II > iT. Hie HoldMoro of a Poor Student Brought Illiu u Fortsno and u Itouutlful AVUe. From tlio Boston Transcript. In the University of Upsala , in Sweden , lived a young student , a lone ly youth , with a great love for studies , but without means for pursuing them. He was poor and without connections. Still he studied , lived in great poverty , but keeping up a cheerful heart , and trying not to look at thefuture , which looked so grimly at him. His good humor and good qualities made him , beloved by his young companions. Once he was standing with some of them in the great square of Upsala , whiling away an hour of leisure , when bhe attention of the young man was arrested by a very young , elegant lady , who at the side of an elderly one , walked slowly over the place. It was the daughter of the Governor of Up sala , living in the city , and the lady with her was her governess . She was generally known for 'her goodness and gentleness of character , and was looked upon with admiration by the students. As theyoungnien now stood gazing at her , as she passed on like a vision , one of them exclaimed : "Well , it would be worth something to have a kiss from such a mouth. " The poor student , the hero of our story , who was looking intently on that pure , angelic face , exclaimed as if by inspiration : "Well , I think 1 could have it. " "What ! " cried his friends in chorus , "are you crazyDo you know her ? " "Not at all , " he answered ; "but I think she would kiss me now if I asked her. " "What ? in this place , before all our eyes ? " "In this place , before your eyes. " "FieeJy ? " "Freely ? " "Well , if she will give you a kiss in that manner I will give you § 1,000 ! " exclaimed one of the party. "And I ! " "Audi ! " cried three or four others ; for it so happened 'that several rich young men were in the 'roup. Bets ran high on so improlta ble an event , and the challenge was made and received in less time then we take to relate it. Our hero ( my authority tells menot whether he is handsome or plain ; 1 have my peculiar ideas for behevingho was rather plain but singula/ly good looking .at the same time ) our hero immediately walked off to the young lady and said : "Mem Fraulien , my Fortune is in your hands. " She looked at him in astonishment , but arrested her steps. He proceeded to state his name , condition , and aspirations , and related simply and truly what passed between him and his companions. The young lady listened attentively , and when he ceased to speak , she said , blushingly , but with great sweetnest : "If by so little a thine ; so much can be effected , it would be foolish for me to refuse your request ; " and she kissed the young man publicly in the open square. ' Next day the student was sent for by bhe Governor. He wanted to see the man who had dared to seek a kiss from his daughter that way , and whom she had consented so to kiss. He received him with a scrutinizing brow , but after an hour's conversation was so pleased with him that he invited him to dine at his table during his studies at Up sala. Our young friend now pursued his studies in a manner which soon made him regarded as the most promising scholar in the university. Three years were not passed after that day of the first kiss'when ' the young man was al lowed to give a second one to the daughter of the Governor as his in tended bride. He became later one of the greatest scholars in Sweden , as much respected for his learning as for his character. His words will endure forever among the works of science , and from his hap py union sprang a family well known m Sweden at the present dcay , and whose wealth of fortune and high posi tion in society are regarded as small things compared with wealth of good ness and love. An Heroic Cure Tor the Opium Habit. A pathetic story has lately come to my knowledge of a young man , an un dergraduate in an eastern college , who had become a victim of the hypoder mic use of morphia. He went with his father , who was engaged in the lumbering interest , into the primeval forests of Maine , hoping that during * his stay of months with the wood choppers he would be able to fight out the battle of gradual abandonment successfully. Through a strange fa tality , when the party had just arrived attheircampingplace , and were trans porting their goods across a stream , the case "of morphia was broken by an apparent accident and its contents scattered into the water. None but the haggard young man could , at the moment , Comprehend the appalling magnitude of the calamity there , as he was , two hundred miles from the nearest settlement ! He survived the terrible ordeal but words could , no ex-- prebs , he has said , the tortures and agony through which he passed dur ing the succeeding weeks. He was closely watched , else at tunes , he would have drowned himself or have beaten his brains out on the rocks. Months afterward he came back to the world a skeleton , worn and haggard from his terrible contest. It was an experience to which he could never af terward refer without the most pain ful emotions. Not theleast significant point in this veritable account is the fact thej'oung man always believed that his father purposely brought about the catas trophe for the sake of bringingmattera to a speedy end ! Has the usual treat ment of the disease by physicians at this day anything to offer that is much better than this man's summary method ? Popular Science Monthly for July. A Campaign feecret Given Away. In the campaign of 1884 the two can- lidates for gove'rnor m a "pivotal" western state arranged fir a series of Joint discussions. Both men were pop- ilar , both of fine appearance and were 10 well matched in mental force and as > rators that the contest between them Droinised to be a magnificent one. For jeveral weeks the scales balanced jvenly. Bnt one day the brilliant Kepublican : andidate came up ailing. He seemed > vercome and spoke lahoredly. The lext day he was even less effective , later he was compelled to ask his op- jonent for a postponement of certain ippointments , which was granted. Be- 'ore the campaign ended he had aban- > loned the field altogether. Meantime the Democratic candidate jontinued his canvass ! 'seeming to grow itronger , cheerier and more effective vith each succeeding-week. He was sleeted. One evening in December vhile entertaining several gentlemen he laid : "I will tell you a campaign secret vhich gave me the election. With the tpeninf of my campaignl began caring briny liver. I knew that a disordered > r torpid liver meant dullness and pos sible sickness. I took something every lay. When my opponent began failing i knew his trouble to be his liver and elt like prescribing for him , but feared f I did so he might beat me ! I grew stronger as the campaign progressed , > ften making two speeches a day. Even ny voice , to my surprise , did not fail ne once. All because Warner's safe jure kept me in A 1 trim. " Ex-Gov- jrnor Jacob of Kentucky , also made a jampaign tour under precisely similar arcumstances and says lie kept up un- ler the exhausting strain by use of the lame means. Rochester Union. Clubs and Bachelors. Some have claimed that their keen jyes caught a glimpse of impending langer to society in the multiplication if clubs and the contemporaneous in- : rease in the number of confirmed bach- slors. But this is a mere coincidence , tnd the real causes of bachelorhood nust be sought elsewhere. The actual endency of the club is in the opposite lirection. Here the bachelor is brought inderthe convicting influence of a man > f family ; and no matter how much of ncompatibility may jar the serene itmosphere of the household , thepater- lal householder makes his place the jpecial auditorium of his loudest and ongest praises of wife and babies , and lie peace and comfort of home. This lort of preaching produces conviction > f guilt in the bachelor conscience , and , is Mr. Webster has said , "guilt can lot long keep its secrets. " St. Louis 3l < > bc-Democrat. Bishops on Gen. Buckner's Staff. Gen. S. B. Buckner , who was one of lie two confederate pall-bearers for Jen. Grant , had a very remarkable staff luring the war , and his military family las furnished the Episcopal church with three bishops Gallagher , of Kentucky , vho was a lieutenant-colonel and as- listant adjutant-general , is now bishop > f Louisiana ; Elliott , another Kentuck- an , captain and aid-de-camp , is bishop > f Texas ; Harris , of Georgia , aid-de- jamp , who is a bishop of the Michigan liocese , was first promoted to this high lignity in the church. Another clergy- nan who came from the same strange raining school is Shoup , a West Point graduate , who left the old army and vent south. He is now a D. D. and 'amed for his sincere and earnest piety , is he was in the old times for daring md reckless courage. St. Louis Ee- niblican. Photographing a Cyclone. What would make a finer panorama han a series of pictures of a Kansas own struck by a cyclone , showing it , irst , in its ordinary state ; second , with ; he big ; black cloud which presaged the itorm in the back groundhird ; , ' with ihe inhabitants fleeing for shelter to iheir cyclone pits ; fourth , with the juildings hurling wildly through the lir and the few inhabitants who did lot reach cover in time mixed up among die flying debris ; and last , with the louses and stores mostly in ruins , and ; he people cautiously crawling out of ; he pits to view the.wreck ? If , instead > f five , 500 views should be taken a few leconds apart , the whole could be ar ranged , on the same principle as a well- tnown children's toy , in a swiftly re- rolving series , so as to represent the rfhole scene just as it occurred. The mly difficulty in making sets of views like these would be to have the photog rapher ready with his camera and a set ) f plates just at the right moment , and ! o prevent him and his machine from blowing away with the rest of the ; hings. But surely modern science can jasily solve such a trivial difficulty as ihis. The possibilities of instantaneous Dhotography are just beginning to be leveloped. New York Mail and Ex press. A Beautiful Story. On the walls of his room was a little Dicture of a vessel upon the rocks , evi- lently breaking up. Far away , be- Jween the wreck and the shore , in a little boat , were two men , and that old fisherman said , "That is my boy in that boat. " The vessel was breaking up Shereon the rocks , and when some men ivho had gone to see if they could save any man returned , saying they could lo nothing on account of the sea , the boy came to his father and said , "lam going to save those men. " He was told that he might be drowned , but he said , "I am not thinking of being 3rowned , but of saving those men. " So he went to the boat with another to help : and when he had brought every man off safely , he said , "Father , it seemed to me that the waters were smoother when we were doing that. " "Ah , Nelson , " said his father , "that was God. " Ana he replied , "I think it was. " Rev. A. WcKenzie. Education in California. Mrs. W. E. Chamberlain , wifo of Pro fessor W. E. Chamberlain , principal of ihe celebrated Pacific Business College ; San Francisco , CaL , writes that from personal experience she can heartily recommend Red Star Cough Cure to any one troubled with cough , cold or ( ore throat : It gave her relief at once. Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute. This widely celebrated institution , lo cated at Buffalo , N. Y. , is organized with a full Htaff of eighteen experienced and skill ful Physicians and Surgeons , constituting the most co.nplete organization of medical and surgical skill in America , for the treat ment of all chronic diseases , whether re quiring medical or surgical means for their cure. MarvelouBsuccees has been achieved in the cure of all nasal , throat and lung diseases , liver and kidney diseases , diseases of the digestive organs , bladder diseases , diseases peculiar to womenblood taints and skin diseases , rheumatism , neuralgia , nervous debility , paralysis , epilepsy ( fits ) , spermatorrhea , impotency and kindred affections. Thousands are cured at their homes through correspondence. The cure of the worst ruptures , pile tumors , vari- cocele , hydrocele and strictures is guaran teed , with only a short residence at the in stitution. Send 10 cents in stamps for the Invalids' Guide-Book (168 ( pages ) , which gives all particulars. Address , World's Dis pensary Medical Association , Buffalo , N. Y. One who takes lots of interest in his busi ness The pawnbroker. 3 * * * Pile tumors , ruptures and fis- tuhc , radically cured by improved methods. Book , 10 cents in stamps. World's Dis pensary Medical Association , Buffalo , N.Y. The youthful bass bawler usually strkes out when his .mother makes a base hit. Use Dr. Pierce's "Pellets" for all bilious attacks. I j'en though a letter be as heavy as a sil ver dollar , a two-cent stamp will carry it. Better TIiuu Diamonds , and of greater value than fine gold , is a great tonic and renovator like Kidney- Wort. It expels all poisonous humors from the blood , tones up the system , and by acting directly on the most important organs of the body stimulates them to healthy action and restores health. It has effected many marvelous cures , and for all Kidney diseases and other kindred troubles it is an invaluable remedy. Scene from reel life A waltz. THE DIAMOND DYES more coloring is given than in any known Dyes , and they give faster and more brilliant colors. lOc. at all druggists. Wells , Richardson & Co. , Burlington , Vt. Sample Card , 32 colors , and book of directions for 2c stamp. ALMOND MILK. Almond milk has been found quite useful in cases of fe ver , and when very light nourishing drinks were wanted. Blanch two pounds of sweet almonds , and to this add nob more than two bitter almonds ; braise quite smooth in a mortar , add ing from time to time a little orange- flower water ; put the almond-paste in a jug and pour on it a pint of cold water ; let it stand in a cool place eight hours ; then strain very jcarefully and sweeten with lump sugar. Miss Kate M. Boden is illustrating what pluck caa do. Determined to make her own living , she took a course at Elliott's business college and now has an excellent position in the auditing department of the B. &N. W. R. R. at Burlington. THE skull and horns of an uncommon ly-large mountain ram were found im bedded in a pine tree in Idaho. It is supposed that the beast was caught and starved hi the tree when it was a sap ling , leaving his head to be overgrown by the wood. Your medicine , Athlophoros , has given my mother considerable relief , more in fact than anything she has ever taken , and we have spent hundreds of dollars in different useless remedies for rheumatism. W. G. Twitchell , Anoka.Minn. Nothing should appear at a cold collation which requires carving or cannot be easily helped. Ex-President Arthur receives dinner invi tations enough to make a dyspeptic of an ostrich. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Color Your Butter. Farmers that try to sell white butter are all of the opinion that dairying does not pay. If they would use Wells , llichardson it Co's. Improved Butter Color , and market their butter in perfect condition , they would still get good prices , but it will not pay to make anty but the best incolorandquality. This color is used by all the leading cream eries and dairymen , and is sold by drug gists and merchants. Whoever makes the fewest persons uneasy is the best bred in the company. Senator Sharon's Palace Hotel , San Francisco , is said to be assessed at § 1,260- 000. ' FARMERS AND STOCKMEN. The only remedy that cures galls , cuts and wounds on horses and cattle , anil always grows the hair in its original color , is Veterinary Car- tmlisali o. 50 cents and Sl-00 , at Dru-ruists or by mail. Cole & Co. , Black Kiver Falls , Wis. Hunger and conversation are the best dinner sauce. Queen Victoria is said to be fond of but tered popcorn. PRETTiT WOMEN. Ladleswho -would retain freshness and TlT cIty , don't tM to try Wells' -Health Uenewer. ' " Fashionable ladies in Paris now wear short silk socks instead of stockings. California at this timestands third in the list of petroleum producing states. Y/non Baby TTM sick , we gavo her Castoria , "WTien she was a Child , she cried for Castoria , When aha became 2Iiss , sho clung to Caatoria , TTisn sho had Children , she gavo them Castoria , Marshal Bazaine is said to be in necessi tous circumstances. The simplest and best regulator o the Dis order of Liver in the world , are Carter's Little Liver Pills. They give prompt relief In Sick Headache.Dizziness , Nausea , &c. , prevent and cure Constipation and Piles : remove Sallow- ness and Pimples from the Complexion , and a e mild and i cntle in their operation on the bowels Carter's Litttle Liver Pills are small and as easy to take as sugar. Ono pill a dose. Price 25 cents. Epitaph for El Mahdi "No prophet , no IOBB. " "ROUGH ON PILES. " Cnreg Piles or Hemorrhoids , Itchlne , Protruding. Bleeding. Internal or other. Internal and External Remedy in each package. &nre cure.50c. Druggists. One hundred million pounds of honey is the American crop foretold for 1885. The aching back , the sallow skin , thehol- low eye , give way speedily before Hunt's Remedy. "Any physician who has used it will cer tify to the excellence of Hunt's Remedy. Hunt's Remedy is a standard remedy for dropsv and kidney diseases. " GILBERT CLARK. M.D. There are thirty-two glue factories in this country. "ROUGH OX ITCIF. " "Rough on Itch" cures humor * , eruptions , rlas worm , tetter , salt rheum , frosted feat , chilblains. Prince Henry , of Battenberg , has resigned from the German army. ITalford Sauce Is Invaluable for soups , hashes , ftc. Blend * admirably with all gravies. Governments more active and strong for 3s and 4s. What Everybody Says Must be true. And the unanimous praise which people who have used It give Hoo.l's Sarsaparllla should convince those who have never tried this medicine of Its great curative powers. If you suffer from Impure blood , that tired feeling , depressed spirits , dyspepsia , or kidney and liver complaints Rive Hood's Sarsaparllla a fair tr'-I and you will be greatly benefited. . , "My wife has had very poor health for a Ions time ? suffering from Indigestion , poor appetite , and con stant headache. She found no relief till shetried Hood's Sarsiipartllo. She Is now taking the third bottle , and never felt better In herllfe. IVefeellt a duty to recommend It to every one we know. " G. SOMERVILI.E , Morcland , Cook Co. , III. "My daughter received much benefit from the use of Hood's Sarsapnrlllaas an excellent tonic after a protracted attack of bronchial pneumonia. " RET. F. II. ADAMS , New Hartford , Conn. "Hood's Sarsaparllla Is the best blood puriflcr. " E. S. PHELPS , Worcester , Mass. Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists. $1 ; six for $ . " > . Prepared by C.I.HOOD & CO. , Apothecaries , Lowell , Mais. ! OO Doses One Dollar. KEEP THE CHILDREN IN HEALTH. 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SONS i Co. , Troy , 1 . r. : B \ § > 0 ff affUeliKbtrul employment J-jmyacdprotitable. ? o llookint' , Kiilttinjr. Itraidmc , or \ V'caing. . Veo any kind of cloth , ( new or old ) , rncs or yam. A handsome Turkish Hiitr made with 2.J ct . worth of carpet waste. TUC PPARI KLT < ; , .HAKEIt can .be mod RC rCHlit. . I on nlxci\iiiKiiinchineH. or by hand. A wonderful invention. It M'INitt-siKlit. I'rirn SI < ) ( > . jiowtpaid. Axrnlt Wanted. 2f Send stamp for circulars , terms , and territory. JXO. U. 1IU1TT ACO. . , iilS State bt. , Chtcoeo. mndM * cnanicToa thcrb ! * t work. Beceived Is- * . . - I fl tim rn. Sendcardofdealer-whodoejuotVeep , U.withfiTe2c t mp Ibr8AMPLECAN MaCeecntCo.1GfliiceterM2S3. ! for Infants and Children. "Caatorla is so well adapted to children that ] [ recommend it as superior to any prescription known to me. " H.A. AscHCRlI.D. , Ill Bo. Oxford St , Brooklyn , N. T. Castorfa cures Colic. 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