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Tcry , Very little Things , ' But very important yourblood corpus cles. They are bright red. They ar so small that it takes over 8,000 of then in a line to make an inch. The brigh red color comes from the iron in them When there is not enough iron th 'Wood is thin and watery and impure Purity and vigor go together. Brown' Iron Bitters is the only safe iron toni -over made. It enriches the blood builds up the system , gives health Strength , and enjoyment of life. Ben Butler's favorite song is "Darling kiss my eyelids down. " For cuts from barbed wire fence , tore shoulders , ttlchi and open sores on animal * ' , ust SUurart'e Mealing Powder , IB and EOcts. a box. The annual income of Queen Victoria i $1,135,000. Absolutely JJVe from Opiates , Emetics and A PROMPT , SAFE , SURE CURE For Couch * , Sore Throat , Hoarseness , Inflmerma , Colds. Bronchitis , Croup , YFcooplne Cuc& Asthma , Qiilntr , Fatni In Chest , n4 other iScctloas of th Throat and Lunes * Trice 5O cents a bottle. Bold by Prosplsts and Deal ers. Parties unable to induce their dealer to promptly get Ufor them icttl receive two l > oUleitExpre > icfiaraes ' paid , by tending one dollar to TUE auni.cs A. YOGELEK COSIPJJTT , Sola Owner * and Manufacturers , ' n.Wmoir , HirrlniJ , U. 8. A. DYSPEPSIA Is a dangerous as well as distressing complaint. It neglected , it tends , by impairing nutrition , and de- pressinc the tona ot the Byitem , to prepare the way lor Rapid Decline. -THE g BEST TONIC. ? Quietly and completely Cures Dyspepsia in all its forms. Heartburn , Belchinfr * Tastinc tho Food , Ac. It enriches and purifies the blood , stuna. Utes the sppatite. and aids the assimilation of food. BET. J. T. ROSSI-TEE , the honored pastor of tho First Reformed Church. Baltimore , Md. . says : HiTinp-tued Brown's Iron Bitters for Drepepria and Indigestion , i take great pleasure in recojn- mendius it highly. Also consider it a splendid touio and inngoratcT , and very strenctheninc. " Genuine has above trade mark and crossed red lines on wrapper. TnUe no ther. Made only by BROVTPf CTIKHIO\L.l)0. ) , BA1/T1MORK. MD. LADIES' HAND Bcox nsefnl and attract ! , con taining list of prizes for recipes , information about coins , etc. , given away by all dealers in medicine , or mailed to any .address ou receipt of So. stamp. . BITTERS , IS. you-wish to be relieved of thoso-terrible Slot Headaches and that miserable Sour Stom- .ach. Itwill , when taken according to direc tions , cure any case of SIclc Headache ; or Sour Stomach ; It cleans the lining of .stomach and bowel * , promotes healthy action and sweet secretions. It makes pure Mood and gives it free flow , thus sending nutriment to every part. It is the safest , speediest and surest Vegetable Eemedf ever invented for all diseases of the stomach. .and liver. 3. H. Moore , of FarminEton. Mich. , says : My enOerlns from Sick Headache and Sour Stomach was terrible. One bottle of Hops .and Malt Bitters cured mo. Do not ret Hops and JTInlt Bitters con founded with inferior preparations of similar me. For sale by all druggists. HOPS & HALT BITTERS CO. , DETROIT , HIGH. Hosteller's Stom I ach Bitters , as a spe cific for Indigestion , stands alone. When the resources of the pharmacopoeia have been exhausted with out , at least , doing more than mitigat ing the complaint , a course of this whole come stomachic ef- _ fects a perfect and = : permanent cure. Jn = all cases of dyspepsia s the liver Is more or _ r less disordered , and = upon this Important gland the Bitters act with regular distinct ness , regulating and invigorating every secretive and assimi lating organ on which bodllr and mental health depend. For sale by all Druggists andDcalers generally. HAY-FEVER. I can recommend Ely's Cream Balm to all Hay Fever sufferers , itbemg. In jny opinion , founded on ex- -perlence and a sere cure. I -was afflicted with Hay .Fever for twenty-five years , and never before fonnd permanent relief. TVEBSTEE H. HASKIXS , ilarshfleld. Vt Cream Balm has gained an enviable rep utatlon wherever known displacing all other prep rtjaraUonsT ' A particle is | | * \T nostrilU A Into each ; f - pain ; agreeable to use. tlJrll Price SOc. br mall oral druggists. Send for circular. ELY BROTHERS. Druggists , Owego , K. T. T.lfo and Death of tho . GEN. "Worlds'Hero. Standard History and Blographv , by the best of au- . 'thors ' , Hon. J. T. HEADLT. Steel por GRANT trait , Fine Illustrations , Low Price. _ J Agents out fit 50c now read v. .Add. culck , KAXSJLS Cmr Jon. Co. 100 W. 9th , Kansas City. Mo. oung People ? ai u ness Education , so to the old rellab e lovm - CUy Collere. Esfd In 1865. Send t. r Col. J'n'L Address , Com'l Colleee , Iowa City , la A-NI > . Circulars frc YJLIJSyT N'E BltOS. , Jancsvllle. W. If. U. , Omaha. 269-31. THE TRAMPS NEW SCHEME. ffow He Makes a Living at "Family Gather ings. " " 1 'spose j'ou don't remember aie , " said a man in the park as he same up and grasped a reporter by ; he hand. Tho voice was faintly fa- niliar and the speaker , who was de jently dressed , though evidently no particular about harmonious colors or perfect fit , had a slouchy movement ihat indefinitely recalled some persor so had met The man smiled anc Irawied out , "I thought you wouldn'1 mow me ; don't you remember a ) ouple of winters ago when you'd be jomin' out of that printiu' office ovei .here , how you used to stop and 'buz' ne about what yon called the noble irmy of tramps ? I don't forget you , lir , for when you'd get througli talkin' fou'd put up for collee and cakes , and iiore than once for lodgin' . I'd be teal glad if you'd go and have a ichooner or cigar or suthin' with me. L'm , fixed , " said he , pulline out a landf ui of coin and bUls , "and would ike to set 'em up. " The reporter declined , but upon , jailing to mind tho emaciated , dilapi- lated tramp he had once known , was 'orced to inquire how so marked a jhange of condition had come about. "Well , " said he , "if you won't givo t away I'll tell you though I don't jare if you do , for I am going west on ; he same lay. For the past two years I've been working the family gather- ngs those folks , you know , who ad vertise for everj'body of their name to neet at some one place to chin about ihemselves and have a picnic. "You see , one day last summer I vas killin' time readin' a newspaper ' I'd found when I run across one'of : hese meetin's. Well , it must have jeen must have been what is't that jives them poets a steer ? " "Inspiration ? " suggested tho re porter. "Yes , that's it , it must have been ; hat ; for all of a sudden suthin' said : "That's the racket for you , my boy , to make believe you're one of the rang ! ' You see , before I got way lown where I was when , you Tirst saw ne I used to 'supe * around theaters ; hat made me think how easy 'twould > e for one of them actors to put up tuch a job. Well , the first lot I tackled vas on u big farm up the North river. [ got a piece of blue pencil , made an inchor on my wrist , and put their lame under it , so as to look like In- lia ink , you know. I had on a sail- > r's blue flannel shirt when I went on ihe grounds. There I told 'em I had tlways follered the sea , and had lately lad hard luck ; had read about the neetin' and come to see if I knew any- jody of my name. "Well , they're always jolly and free it these places ; so they asked me to rest myself , and raised me some better jlothcs than I had on : after that v/e lad some bully grub. I walked around md answered questions as well as I jould. Now and then , when no one vas lookin , ' some good old maid s-ould come up , unloch her satchel , md slip a dollar or two in my hand. I've been gbin' from one place to an- jther , summer and fall , ever since. I jeep the run of 'em by the papers and yhat I hear around , and I get plenty jf good duds and lots of cash. I play ; he sailor dodge most always. Some- limes 1 fix up , but it isn't a good vay , for they expect you to chin two nuch. "Say , if ever you go on this racket , .et me give you the straight tip ; don't jo fresh , don't talk more'n you can lelp ; let them do the chinin' . I made i mistake that way where I was last yeek. I was gettin' along first-rate , lad been there two days. At lunch ander tho trees the last afternoon an ) ld lady squinted at me through her ; pecs for a while , and said I put her in Bind of 'Ike , ' who went out west some fears ago to see some cousins who ffere not known out this way. Well , [ was fool enough to say I belonged to ; he western branch , as they called it , md remembered 'Ike. ' That settled ± ; they all soured on me at once , and [ found that the westernblokes had ; ot 'Ike' a drinkin' and gamblin' , ind that branch of the family was look- 3d at as N. Gr. So , I didn't get a rake ; hat time. "Another thing ; don't take in any blks 'with long highfalutin names , ivith de or van to 'em ; they generally iave their families down ' fine ind you'll get left sure ; better ro for the Smiths , Thompsons , or Jrowns. "One time 'down east , ' though , I jtruck a swell crowd and got a good Hake when 1 thought I'd no show at. ill. A big chap with diamond studs aw me and asked me 'what I was loin' ' there ! I gave him a ghost sto- rv about lookin' for my relations. And Tm blamed if he didn't shake hands ivith me and said te'd help ine look em up. , Then he took me a little to one side and asked me if I'd do him a avor ? He said he'd left Boston with out sending an important telegram , iidn't like to leave the party , would oblige him by goin' to Boston , endin' the telegram , and waitin' .for an answer ? 'Wait , ' aid he , 'if it takes you all lay. ' He handed me a twenty-dollar ) ill and a railroad ticket. Well I did he errand , waited a good while , no answer came , and then I tumbled to t ! Yes , sir , just as you say. I was mid , like the organ-grinder , to go iway ! But , don't you see , even ihat beats getting bounced from & free-lunch counter , like in old imes , eh ? "But come , " and here tho tramp so arnestly urged the acceptance of the lospilable "schooner , " that the re porter had to compromise on calisaya md seltzer at a Broadway drug-store jefore the good-by could be said. New York Tribune. Scenting a Slaver. Many years ago , when slavery was ; he rule and not the exception , vessels running a cargo were extremely clever in eluding capture and putting heir pursuers off the scent. A good tory is told of tho flagskip Winches- er"l think going out of Simon's bay > onnd to the Mauritius. When off Cape Hangklip , late one afternoon , a very rakish , suspicious-looking craft was sighted , carrying an unusual number of staysails , who upon seeing lie man-of-war hoisted - - Spanish colors and her'numbor olMarryat's code and requested to be reported. She parsed quite close , and was apparently a passenger ship of about live hundred tons burden , for as she neared them about a dozen ladies , in very smurt bonnets , veils , and parasols , wero ob served to come ou deck and wave their handkerchiefs wiih every dem onstration of cordiality to the officers of the flagship. She seemed to have also a large crew and was very clean and smart. Suspicion was quite dis armed , and she was logged as a pass enger ship from Manila to Cadiz. The admiral was alone in his opinion that all was not right , remarking that the ladies waved their pocket handker chiefs uncommonly long and vigorous ly to a mere passing ship ; he also thought the handkerchiefs unusually large , and further he mentioned that as she passed he was looking out of the door in the stern gallery , and a faint , curious whiff came down on the wind , reminding him of something long past. He could not remember for the moment of what it did remind him , but it suddenly occurred to him several hours after that the faint pass- , ing odor , as the strange vessel swept by , recalled the smell of a slavesihip which he had navigated into port years before. And he was right. This same vessel was taken , off the Havana , on her subsequent vbyage , and proved to have been a Spanish ship from Fer nando , Veloso river , in the Mozam bique channel , full of slaves for Cuba. Her captain explained with delighted pride his meeting with the flagship off the cape , and how , seeing a large man-of-war bearing down upon him , with the certainty of capture and no hope to escape should the ship's character be known , he adopted the clever expedient , doubtless not for the first time , of dressing up a num ber of his men in wome's attire , a ruse that was in this instance entirely suc cessful. All the Year Bound. Pony Eaces. One of the most characteristic scenes of the New Forest is to be seen on the day of its annual pony races. These are "for the purpose of improving the breed of ponies bred in the forest ; " they take place every August on Bal- mer Lawn , close to Brockenhurst , the old Broceste of the "Domesday Book. " Brockenhurst is about five miles away across the forest ; it is visible from Bauelieu heath. - - , The little forest ponies are not troubled by the hundreds that are wor rying them ; those that have been trimmed and groomed for the racing look handsome , spirited little things. One pretty gray poney with long , sweeping tail and mane has won * many a race on this course , and wins again to-day ; he has reigned for a long time as The King of the Forest ; but now ho belongs to a new owner and bears a new name. Another well-built pony " is trimmed in quite a different style" ; " His mane is very short and his "tail "docked , " in defiance of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Ani mals. He belongs to a dealer and must needs present this fashionable appearance. The winning-post is surrounded by a group of people who are really in earn est about the races ; on each side of it a small street is created by the various shows which set up here for the day , and up and down this street , between tho races , wanders an idle throng of peasants. It is the opinion of the natives of the New Forest that theso races are far superior to the Derby , the principal reason for this prefer ence being that the fun goes steadily on , and waxes hotter as the day wanes. To an outsider the aspect of this primitive , old-world-looking dissi pation is in itself very interesting. There is a great sobriety about it to all appearance ; the peasants wander slowly from one old-fashioned show to another ; there is nothing out of keep ing with the lovely setting which sur rounds the picture. But in the heart of it there is a fever of excitement , after all , which but ill accords with the placidity of the old forest. Heavy betting goes on in the group gathered round the winning-post ; some of the owners of the ponies , small farmers in the neighborhood , will stake all they possess in the world upon a favorite so that there is quite the air of a min iature Derby about the scene as the game little ponies come tearing past the winning-post , ridden in every con ceivable fashion by their boy-jockeys. These are mostly country lads , who have learned to ride as a fish learns to swim , but not with quite the same natural elegance. Now and again there is a regular jockey among them one who has perhaps lost his chance of riding in the large races by reason of some unprofessional trick who will come down and ride here , and possibly make 100 or so. He is easily recog nized among the others as soon as tho ponies start by his businesslike style. The ponies themselves all look exceed ingly trim ; they have been taken in for three months , and the attention they receive converts them into won derfully pretty creatures. English Il lustrated Magazine. Origin of Mosquitoes. The Indians have a very satisfacto ry account of the origin of the Monle- zuma mosquitoes. The legend runs thus : There were in times of old , many moons ago , two huge-feathered monsters permitted by Manitou to de scend from the sky and" alight on the banks of the Seneca river. Their form was that of a mosquito. They were so large that they flew toward tho earth. Standing on either bank , they guarded the river , and , stretching their long necks into the canoes of the Indians as they attempted to paddle along the stream , gobbled them up as the stork king in the fable gobbled up the frogs. The destruction of life was so great that not an Indian could pass without being devoured in the at tempt. It was long before the mon sters could be exterminated , and then only by the combined efforts of all the Cayaga and Onondaga nations. The battle was terrible , but the war riors finally triumphed , and the mam moth mosquitoes were slain and left unburied. For this neglect the In dians 'had to pay dearly. The catcass- es decomposed and the particles , vivi- ; fied by tho sun , flew off in clouds of mosquitoes , which have filled the country ever since. ; PLAGUE-STRICKEN PLYMOUTH. Does a Similar Danger Threaten Every One of Us ? JHo\v Public Attention In Directed to Personal Peril * . Rochester ( N. Y. ) Correspondence Indianapo lis Sentinel. "Judge , " said a young lawyer to a very suacessfui senior , "tell me the se cret of your uniform success at the bar. " "Ah , young man , that secret is a life study , but I will give it.to you on con dition that you pay all my bills during this session of court. " "Agreed , sir , " said the junior. "Evidence , indisputable evidence. " At the end of the month the judge re- minded the young man of his promise. "I recall no such promise. " "Ah , but you made it" "Your evidence , please ? " And the judge , not having any wit nesses , lost a case for once ! The man who can produce indisputa ble evidence wins public favor. I had an interview yesterday with the most successful of American advertisers , whose advertising is most successful be cause always backed by evidence. "What styles of advertising do you use ? " I asked H. H. "Warner , Esq. "Display , reading matter and para- , graphs of testimonials , " "Have you many testimonials ? " In answer he showed me a large cab inet chock-full. "We have enough to. fill Boston , New York , Chicago , St. ' Louis and Philadelphia morning pa pers. " "Do you publish many of them ? " "Not a tithe. Wonderful as those we do publish , we have thousands like them which we cannot use. 'Why not ? ' Let me tell you. 'Warner's safe ure' has probably been the most sue- , cessful medicine for female disorders ever discovered. We have testimonials from ladies of the highest rank , but it' would be indelicate to publish them. Likewise many statesmen , lawyers , : ' clergymen , doctors of world-wide fame have been cured , but we can only refer , to such persons in the most guarded ' , terms , as we do in our reading articles. " "Are these reading articles success- ful ? " "When read they make such an im- | presslon that when the 'evil days' of ill. health draw nigh they are remember.ed , 1and 1 Warner's safe cure is used. "No , sir. It is not necessary nowi as at first , to do much constant and ex-i , t'ensive advertising. A meritorious. medicine sells itself after its merits are I known. We present just evidence , enough to disarm skeptics and to im- : press the merits of the remedies upon * new consumers. We feel it to be our. duty to do this. Hence , best to ac- . complish our mission of healing thej sick , we have to use the reading article style. People won't read plain testi- . ' monials. " "Yes , sir ; thousands admit that had , ' they not learned of Warner's safe cure ; through this clever style they would- still be ailing and still impoverishing , themselves in fees to unsuccessful ) 'practitioners. ' It would do your souli good to read the letters of thanksgiving } we get from mothers grateful for the' perfect success which attends Warner's safe cure when used for children , and the surprised gratification with which1 men and women of older years and im- * ' paired vigor testify to the youthful' ' feelings restored to them by the same' means. " "Are these good effects permanent ? " . 'Of all the cases of kidney , liver , urinary and female diseases we have' cured , not two per cent , of them report' a return of their disorders. Who else' can show such a record ? " "What is the secret of Warner's safe ; cure permanently reaching so many serious disorders ? " ' 'I will explain by anillustration : The little town of Plymouth , Pa. , has been plagne stricken for seveial months be- ' I cause its water supply was carelessly ! poisoned. The kidneys and liver are , the source of physical well-being. If ! polluted by disease , all the blood be comes poisoned and every organ is af- fected ami this great danger threatens t everyone who neglects to treat himself' promptly. I was nearly dead myself , ' from extreme kidney disease , but what is now Warner's safe cure , cured me , and I know it is the only remedy in thet world that can cure disorders , for I tried everything else in vain. Cured ; by it myself , I bought it and , from aj sense of duty , presented it to the world. Only by restoring kidneys and liver can disease leave the blood and the system. " A celebrated sanitarian physician. ' once said to me , "The secret of the wonderful success of Warner's safe cure is that it is sovereign over all kid ney , liver and urinary diseases , which- primarily cr secondarily make up the majority of human ailments. Like all great discoveries it is remarkably sim ple. " The house of H. H. Warner & Co. stands deservedly high in Rochester , and it is certainly matter of congratu lation that merit has been recognized all over the world , and that this suc cess has been unqualifiedly deserved. Pcy POEXT. The Drnggisl's "K. " The letter "R , " with a tall flourish , as employed by physicians in prescrip tions , is the sj'mIX ) ! of Jupiter , under whose special protection all medicines we placed. The latter itself ( Recipe , take ) and its flourish may be thus par aphrased : "Under the good auspices of Jove , the patron of medicines , take the following drugs in the proportions set down. " Health and Education. The Sisters of the Academy of the Visitation , Frederick , Md. , are amongst those in charge of educational institu tions who use Red Star Cough Cure and give it to their pupils. They write , that they can heartily recommend it to their friends. Dr. Mary "Walker has made $2,000 out of her dime museum engagements. For Dizziness take Allen's Iron Tonic Bitters : All genuine bear the signature of 1. F. Allen , Druggist. St. Paul. Minn. President Cleveland is passionately fond ol flowers. Lame Back ? Hunt's [ Kidney and Liver ] Remedy cures distressing diseases of dia betes , gravel , and retention ol urine. "I can't sleep ! " Sufferers from nervous prostration , and wasted vitality , can re gain health by usingHunt's Kidney Remedy. ON CORNS. " Aik for Wells * "Hough on Corns. " ISe. Outer , complete cure. Hatdorsolt corns , warts , bunions IF YOU WAIVr A I > OGJ Send 15 cents for Don BUYERS' GUIDE : 100 engravings , colored plate. Associated Fan ciers , 237 South Eighth Street. Philadelphia. We are pleased to learn that so many of our young friends are preparing to attend Elliott's Business College at Burlington , la. It is the finest school in this country. Minister Phelps1 ears still ring with the echo of British cheers. Higher Prices for Butter * All dairymen who use Wolls , Richardson & Co.'s Improved Butter Color hgree that it increases the value of butter several cents a pound. It is pure and harmless , convenient for instant use , has no taste or odor , and gives R clear , golden richness to the butter. It is the very best butter color obtainable , and is not expensive. In every state in the Union the demand for it is in creasing. Emperor William is not half so sick as some papers make him out to be. "ROUGH ON RATS. " Clears out rats. mice , roaches , flics , ants , bedbugs , skunks , chipmunks , gophers. iSc. Druggists. TheKing of Bavaria is said to have de veloped into a sort of Caliban. Halfortf Sauce used at all first-class hotels. Makes your food more nutritious. _ Sir Henry James is said to be the wittiest man in London. _ HEART PAINS. Palpitation , Dropsical Swellings , Dizziness. In digestion. Headache , Sleeplessness cured by "Wells Health _ PATEIVTSoouimeii by i ouialJasscr&Co. , At torneys , Washington , P.O. Eat'J 18S1. Advice free. Ayoub Khan's name rightly interpreted means "Governor Job. " _ The purejt. sweetest and best Cod Liver Oil In the world , manufactured from fresh , healthylivers , upon the sea shore. It Is absolutely pure and sweet. Pa- tlentivrho have once taken It prefer It to all others J Physicians have decided It superior to any of the other oils In market. Made by Cj.swxLr , HAZZAKD , &Co. , Neir York. Chapped Hands , Face. Pimples , and Rough Skin,1 cured by using Juniper Tar Soap , made by CJLSWJCUJ H AZAED t Co , New York. i Bobbie Burns is a police justice in Buffalo , but a mon's a mon for a" that. If you are tired taking1 tho largo old-fash ioned griping1 pills , and are satisfied thai purs Ing yourself till you ure weak and sick is not good common-sense , then try Carter's Little Liver Pills and learn how easy It Is to bo free from Biliousness , Headache , Constipation , and nil Liver troubles. These little pills are smaller , easier to take and givo quicker re lief than any pill in use. Forty In a vial. One a dose. Price 25 cents. _ All Queen Victorias ; children are fond of the theatre , and go there frequently. "When Babywas tickwe garo her Castoda , "When sho was a Child , sho cried for Castoria , When sho became Hiss , sho clung to Caatoria , Whan sho had Children , she gavethem Caatoria , Sprains , bruises , stiff joints , burns , scalds and rheumatism are relieved by Uncle Sam's Nerve and Bone liniment. Sold by druggists. Worms cause peevishness , fevers , convul sions and frequently death. A pleasant , safe and certain remedy is Dr. JAQUE'S GERMAN WORM CAKES. Sold by all druggists. Headaches , constipation , liver complaint , billiousness are cured by that mild , cleansing remedv which never produces pain , EL- LERT'S DAYLIGHT LIVER PILLS. Only 25 cents. Sold by druggists. An economical man will keep the leather of his harness soft and pliable , which pre serves it from crackfnc ; or ripping. He al- was uses UNCLE SAM'S HARNESS OIL. Sold by all Harness Makers. One-third of all who die in active middle life are carried off by consumption. The most frequent cause is a neglected cold , cough , hoarseness , bronchial trouble or asthma , all of which may be permanentlv cured by EILERT EXTRACT OF TAR AND WILD CHERRY. Sold by druggists. A farmer's wealth depends on the condi tion of his stock. When scraggy and feeble they are especially liable to distempers , fevers , co dsand all diseases which destroy animals. Thousands of dollars are saved annually by that valuable old stand by , UNCLE SAM'S CONDITION POWDER. Restless , fretful , crying children are suffer ing and need for their relief DR. WIN- CHELL'S TEETHING SYRUP , which is useful not only for all the disorders of teething infants , but cures coughs , croups , sore throat , colic and cramps of older chil dren , and should always be kept in every house for emergencies. Only 25. cents. Sold by all druggists. Dr. Talmage speaks of "woman's silent imperialism. " Do Yois Feel All tired out , almost prostratedwithout appctlt * nervous , depressed , and despondent ? Hood's Sarsa- parilla will give you strength and vigor , restore and sharpen your appetite , build up y ur nervous system and clear your mind. Do you have pimples and bolls breaking onton your body , scrofulous sores or bunches , or other In dications of impure blood ? Hood's Sarsaparilla will remove every vestige of Impurity and vitalize and enrich the blood. Do you have headache. Indigestion , heartburn , distress after eating , faintness. or other symptoms of dyspepsia ? Hood's Sarsaparllla will tone up the dL digestive organs , remove every disagreeable symp tom , and completely cure you. Do you have pains In the back and the disagreeable evidences of difficulties with the kidneys or liver ? Hood's Sareaparllla rouses these organs to their proper duties and enables them to resist the attacks of disease. Give Ita trial. Hood's Sarsaparilla gold by all druggists. (1 ; six for $5. Made only by C.I. HOOD & CO , Apothecaries , Lowell , Mass. IOO Doses One Dollar. \ .for Infants and Children. "Castorfa Is so irell adapted to children that I recommend it as superior to any prescriptioa known to me. " H. A. ASCHER , SI. D. , Ill So. Osford St , Brooklyn , N. Y. fo ! t nnhooi. 'rciuutnro I > rnln. and all forms ot Itcbllltr I"M error , Ignorance. vice or excesses Quickly and Fnsllj- now flrmlj establ In America olcly on lUmerlt * ( Scaled , f or cents In stamps. ) Gives testimonials , bust- Bess and medical references. Ac. ConmltBtlo * ITrea. CIVIA1.K AGENCY. 174 Fulton Bt , New Yorfc. * * * . . LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 . . VEGETABLE COMPOUND . is A rosmvE CUES FOB. Jill tlioso painful Complaint * * and M'eakntaxei so common * * * * * to our best * r , * FK3ULE rOPULATIOJf. . Trie * $1 IB IlqaU , pll * r IM ( firm. n purpose U * oMy for the Itclltmatr healtny / disease and tht relief of pnln , a U that'it doit ait it claims to do , : haKsand3ef ladle * cer. gladly testify. It i Ul cure entirely all Ovarian tronbles , InB mm * tlon and Ulceratlun , Filling and Displacements , n < t consequent Spinal VTcainezs , and It particularlr idaptcdtotho chan : of life. . . It reraOTea Faintness , Flatulency , destroys all crarlnr for stimulants , and relleTcs WcaKnet * of tho Stomach. It cures Bloatlns , U-adachcs , Nerreus rroitratlon. General Debility , 81eeple neM , Deprcuslou and Ino > Eestlon. That teeliay ot bearing down , canrtnr pain , and backacht Is always permanently cared by Us us . Send stamp to Lynn , limn. , for pamphlet. Letters o Inquiry confidentially au werod. rorsalsatdrugyist * . . * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * lr. Uarker , of tho Brighton , England. Hospital , says : "IJIdge's Food resembles the mothers mil * BO closely that Infants arc reared , and well reared , exclusively upon It. " Another physician , ac the headof nn orphan asylum , says : "I hnvubeen using this preparation for five years or more , and have the most unbounded faith In It as a diet for Infants up te say , eighteen months old. " FARMERS. This Iswhat Interests you all. The celebrated , La.ix.eo Collar , made Irom j our IATAGO Oil Tanned i Leather. Warranted not to eet hard or crack. You I can trash them when dirty I and tcey will keepsott and pUablo. Ask jour d ealers for them Uso them and jou Trill have f no other. TANNING CO. , LINCOLN , NEBRASKA , Manufacturers. i Tube Colors , Me. dor. ; Sabla Brushes. Tc. np ; Jjnsues . 5c. cp ; A-jmiuco. 7cnp _ ; Pallets . fc-t Anlsts' ZaseU , SOc. ; Artists' Boxes , J1.M ; Panel * , .vu. Oils. 12c. : Canvas. 7Sc : Gold Paint. 25 < i MoreltiM and Trenton Ware for DecoratingFramei forPlcturesln Gold. Plush. Oak and Bronze. Samp el of molding. We dozen. Send : cant Stamp ( or Catalozus- A. HOSPE , Omaha , BROWNELL HALL. Protestant.Episcopal Semlnirfoi "Voting Ladles. OMAHA , - NEBRASKA. The Bishop of Nebraska. Visitor. Theltcr.Rober Doherty. S. T. DKector , has been ten year * at the head of the school , and Is assisted by an able and ex perienced Faculty. The twenty-first year begins Wednesday , September 9,1885. For Catalogue and particulars , apply to the Rectoc leiLLOTT'S Bold by AJ.L DEALERS throughout the WorM Gold Ittcdal Paris Exposition , 1873. . LIQUID Awarded GOLD MEDAL , LONDON , 1883. Utri by JIuon & Ilamlin Orgin and Piano Co _ Pullman Palace Car Co.c. Mfd onlr by the RUSSIA CEMENTCO. GLOUCESTER. MASS. SOLD EVERYWHERE. 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