CHOLERA , An. Appalling Dumber of Deaths in Spain Cities Devastated liy an Epidemic XJiat is "Spreading With Wonderful Sapidity. Xondon dispatch : At this time last year cholera had only taken a few scores ol lives in Toulon and its suburbs , and had just made its appearance in Mar seilles. Ther have now been 4,200 deaths - reported from eight provinces of Spain , which is more than half the entire number of deaths in all of Franco last year. Prom the start the rate of mortality in Spain is far greater than it was in France , and latterly it has become greater than it was last year even in Naples. The average ratio of deaths to cases now is about four in nine throughout Spain. Roughly speak ing" the death ratio was two in seven in France last year and it was three in seven in Italy within the last week. Notably has this been the case in Murcia. . More than half the people attacked have died and in the new provinces where the pest has ap peared within the last few days the escapes have been the exception. All the features of last year's siege either essential or eccen tric and who shall say in this strange dis ease which is which are being repeated. The fearful experience at the Aix mad house finds ite parallel in the asylum out side of Madrid , where the lunatics are dy ing like sheep. In Murrain the peculiar susceptibility of young soldiers to cholera , which was noted in Toulon and in Campo- basso last year , has been exemplified again at Toledo barracks. The deaths among 'sisters of charity now as then are almost wholly confined to the peasant women in the less exclusive orders like the Augustin- ians. Tho plague finds ninety-nine in a hundred of its victims in the slums of poor villages where hygiene is an unknown word. A wine merchant who has just arrived in London from Murcia tells me that it is ab solutely impossible to describe the national panic , loss of nerve and reason , and frenzy of local quarantines. Not only has this feeling of panic paralyzed the business of Spain , but it threatens to work more evil by deranging the food supply than even cholera has worked or may yet work. It is interesting hero to note , in considering the theory that the spread of the diseaso is connected closely with water , that Mur cia and Valencia are the most plentifully irrigated districts in the south of Europe. The system of supply dates from the time of Moorish occupation of Spain , and for scientific utilization the water supply there is still unrivalled in the whole world. The city of Murcia is not so desperate an asy lum as it formerly was , since the great Hood destroyed the lower part of the.town. It was rebuilt with more regard to sanita tion , but the people are distinctly of the lowest type , mentally and physically , in Spain. But here , as at Valencia , the city is surrounded by a perfect network of crowded hamlets , constituting one vast tropical garden , irrigated by a system which permits not one drop of water to reach the sea. The system is most marvel- pus from an engineering point of view , but is simply murderous now when the sum mer's sun makes every trench a dispenser of plague and of death. Hefugees from the cities were quick to spread the disease through these villages. Now more slowly but none the less surely they are dissemi nating it through the peninsula. When wo consider the local mortality at this early date it is frightful to contemplate what the total for Spain may be and almost surely will be during thefour or five torrid months to come to say nothing of the probability nay , almost the certainty of a speedy outbreak of the plague in other southern lands. THE PROSPERITY OF PERU. " 9 Report of the Committee Appointed by the , President to Visit South America. ' , The commission appointed by the presi dent to visit South American countries in the interest of the commerce of the United States , has reported under date of April 25th , to the department of state , the re sult of its observations while at Lima , Peru. In a communication to the secre tary of state , accompanying the report , the commission says : "The political situa tion in Peru is not such as to make a mis sion , like that upon which we have the honor to come cither satisfactory or con clusive. But as wo are gratified to be able to report a cordial reception by the pro visional government and from the people , notwithstanding the fact that they feel somewhat aggrieved at the failure of the United States to exercise the good offices for their benefit during the recent war with Chili. This delicate subject was not alluded to officially during our visit , but in private conversations complications of three and four years ago were spoken of in such a manner as to leave the impression that our government in their opinion did Peru more injury than good. However , there is still a most friendly sentiment , which has been stimulated by the attitude of Minister Phelps , and desire to secure intimate inter national commercial relations between the two countries. The people privately talk of annexation to the United States. The newspapers openly advocate protectorate over Peru by our government as the best mode of securing internal peace , and there have been many other suggestions made in the same spirit. Commerce with this coun try has dwindled down to almost nothing in comparison with its former magnitude. This is accounted for by enormous decrease in the purchasing power of Peru and by the fact that the steamship company which has the monopoly on the west coast of South America uses its influence and 'regu lates its freight tariffs so as to direct trade to England. It is the opinion of every mer chant in Peru and of members of thegovcrn- ment that these conditions cannot be changed until there is direct communica tion by steam between the posts of this country and those of the United States. It is said to be cheaper to ship goods from New York by way of Liverpool and Ham burg around the Horn to Callao than by way of the Isthmus , while a passenger pays $375 in American gold for transportation from New York to Valparaiso. We were formally presented to $ he president April 20th.Mr. . Commissioner Thatcher pre sented General Iglesias with an autograph letter of the president of the United States and delivered an address , to which the president replied. At the conclusion of the ceremonieswe were invited to be present at n , private reception room , where we were _ presented to members of the cabinet and attendants. Wearing the Stripes * James D. Fish , of the Marine bank , was on the 30th put through the regular course in the Auburn ( N. Y. ) prison. Lusty at tendants bathed him , cropped what hair he h&a , shaved off his beard and put him into the regulation stripes. He was then put into a regular cell , where he is locked -all day , being one of the several hundred men now in prison for whom there is noth ing to do. As entered on the prison regis ter , he is "No. 19,654 James D. Fish ; of- lense , misappropriating funds of anational bank ; occupation , president of the Marine National bank ; age , 65 ; weight , 1G5J pounds * height , 5 feet GJ inches : received June 2S | 1885. " A JOKE and. a boil are much alike in -one respect. "We all think they are very Junny wings when they are on some- -bodyjslse. COimXAlf 8 AGRICULTURAL COXQRESS. A. Gathering that Promises to Call Together Many Prominent Agriculturists. Washington dispatch : Commissioner Column's convention of representatives from agricultural colleges and kindred in stitutions early in July promises to be a notable gathering. The commissioner , in opening the proceedings , will take occasion to elaborate his views about agricultural education. He takes the ground that closer relations between the department and those institutions can be mutually beneficial. It is his hope to be able to en list them in the experimental work , sending to them new seeds and plants and receiv ing from them reports on the result of these trials , which may be made public through an annual volume from tho de partment. These agricultural schools have land attached , and such an arrangement as the commissioner hopes to make would give all the advantages of experimental farms in the various sections of the coun try with varying soils and climate. Mr. Colman expects to enlarge greatly the scope of this experimental work. Ho will try to enlist the diplomatic representa tive's of this government , through the state department , in tho work of collecting new varieties of seeds and plants in all coun tries , to be sent homo for trial. Ho thinks there is a great mission for the department in showing tho farmers of the United States new crops which can bo raised with a profit. He be lieves that many things now imported can be raised successfully. He will even go into tho realm of medicinal plants and see if herbs and barks which are now imported at great cost cannot be produced in thjs country. In these projects he desires the co-operation of the colleges and societies , and he believes ho can show the agricultural professors how they can make their insti tutions much'more popular than they are now by embarking in this work with him. Prof. Dodge , the department statistician , will read a paper on applied science as a factor of rural prosperity. Prof. Chas. E. Thorn , of Springfield , 0. , will present his views upon the preparation of experimental reports for popular use. Prof.F. G. Adams is down for an address on the importance of teaching agriculture in the common schools. Prof. E. Wicks , the new president of the Michigan agriculture collcRO , will dis cuss industrial education. Dr. Salmon , of the bureau of animal industry , and Prof. Sanders , of the department , will present papers. These are some of the features of the programme not fully arranged. WAIXISG FOR THE smmioxs. Gen. Grant Xot Concerned as His End Ap pears Xear at Hand. Mount McGregor dispatch of the 30th : Dr. Douglas said this morning that Gen. Grant was visibly growing weaker and that if he had remained in New York city ho could not now bo removed to his present resort. The weakness of the patient is now evident in the lack of ability and desire to walk upon the piazza as he did ten days ago. The doctor acknowledges that the end of the general's life appears to bo ap proaching , but the question when it may occur no one can foretell. . * The general seemed anxious that his physician should not construe his quiet as an evidence of suffering or discomfort , and in the afternoon wrote upon his pad telling Dr. Douglas IIP had no 7 > ain and Mas feeling as well as on Sunday. The prolonged quiet , however , did not assure all his Friends , and , it having become evident to him that such was the case , he wrote upon his pad during the afternoon these words : "Do as I do. I takeit quietly ; I givcmy- self not the least concern. If I knew that the end was to be to-morrow , I would try and get rest in the meantime. As long as there's no progress there's hope. " In some quarters the comparative ab sence of pain and the prolonged quiet of the general were regarded as unfavorable indi cations. It had been felt that pain had ceased to be experienced because of the af fection of the nervous centers by the dis ease , and not because the disease was less active or progressing less rupjdly. Dr. Douglas , when asked in regard to this mat ter , said the indications were that the gnawing or corroding of the ulcers was , for the time being , abated , but that weakness might increase without extraordinary pain. AVashington dispatch : Gen. Dent , broth er-in-law to Gen. Grant , said to-day : "I have just received information from Mt. McGregor that Grant's cancer has com menced to inflame the jugular vein and death is only a question of a few days. " TZOS SEAT OF GOKEBX2CEAT. Kscettaneous diallers of Interest at tho .Na tional Capital. SENATOR VEST has the naming of the Kansas City postmaster , but thus far he has not put in the name of his applicant. Charges of offensive partisanship have been prepared in duo form against the incum bent , Mr. Case , who has held the office for a dozen years. The principal specification is that he went to the polls in the Second ward last November and coerced two dem ocratic carriers into voting for Maj. War ner , the republican nominee for congress. This charge is supported by several afEda" vits. vits.THE THE fiscal year ended June 30 , ard , ac cording to the receipts from internal rev enue , customs , and miscellaneous sources , the falling off in the estimates for the year was about § 10,000,000 § 2,000,000 in the internal revenue § 4,000,000 in cus toms and § 4,000,000 in the miscellaneous. The expenditures have been greater for pensions and deficiencies than was antici pated , so that the surplus for the fiscal year will probably be between § 15,000,000 and § 20,000,000 less than was calculated by Secretary McCullough in his report to congress last year , leaving the surplus at about20,000,000instead of § 39,000,000. MES. DUDLEY ACQUITTED' Insanity the Ground of the Verdict. New York dispatch : The courtroom where Sirs. Dudley is being tried for her assault up on Kossa was crowded to suffocation. Coun sel for defense claimed that the prisoner com mitted the assault fiom no personal motives , but for love of her country. He also claimed that Mrs. Dudley is not a responsible person. Saveral witnesses were fexamined , among whom were two experts and testified to the unsound condition of the prisoner's mind , Mrs. Dudley here interrupted the proceedings by stating that "whether or not I was irra tional then I am sane now and wish to tes tify. " It was finally agreed to call her to the witness stand. Mrs. Dudley made n short statement to the jury in which she said she was actuated in shooting Rossa solely by his threats to commit wholesale murder of inno cent women and children. She assured tie jury that she was not 1 sane when she per formed the deed. Tte jury acauitted her af ter beine oat fiye minutes" the grounds of insanity. STOBX IN DAKOTA. Lose of LIfo and Damage to Property * A dispatch from Franhfort , Dakota , of the 27th ult says : This part of Dakota was vis ited by a terrific wind and rain storm. It was Tery severe'fn part of the James River Valley and especially In the central part of Splnk county. The wind blew a terrific gale for for ty-five minutes , accompanied by rain , thun der and lightning. The Catholic church in this place was blown down , two stores stripped of their tin roofs , and sheds and small buildings turned over. In the sur rounding country many barns and stables were blown down or unroofed , and two dwelling houses demolished four miles south of Frankfort. In one of these all of the oc cupants escaped to the adjoining building for protection , but in the house of John Blain oc cupied by Mr. Hartney. the famllv were caught In the ruin. Mr. Hartney's father wai killed outright and Mr. Hartnev Injured se verely on the skull and across the chest. His wife was dangerously injured , fiartney's daughter had her arm broken and another child n as badly hurt. 'I he German Metho dists to the number of 200 were holding a camp meeting in Fisher's Grove , on "the James River , near Frankfort , having .nothing but li ht sheeting for tents. Their tents were blown to pieces in short order and they were left to face the fury of the storm. The Loss in Spink county will aggregate § 10,000 to $17COO and is partly covered oy tornado insurance. No hail fell except on a fewfarrcs northwest of here , and the fine crops are un injured. Hie Murderers of 1-Hippo Caruso in Cliica. { jo Must Jiang. I After a trial which lasted eight days Fil- ippo Caruso's murderers have been awarded death penalty. The jury decided that Azari , Gelaidi and Silveitri were the penetrafors' the crime , while Have and Mercuric , their al legcd conspirators , were pronounced not guilty. The jury found no difficulty in arriv ing at a vertl ct , which they returned. I5ave and Mercurio having been informed of their probable acquittal aw aited the return of the jurors with smiling faces , the others seemed stolid and indiiL rent as to the fate in store for them. About one hundred and fifty persons , mostly Italians , had remained in court to hear tho verdict. Immediately upon the verdict being read , Have and Mercurio , at a signal from the counsel , took seats to one side. An In terpreter then translated the verdict to the convicted men. They heard the words of sentence in their own tongue without the movement of a muscle aud"aceonipanicd the bailiff back to tl.eir cells with stolid faces ap parently unmoved. Indictments against Bave and Mercurio were nolle pressed and the Judge ordered them discharged. The trial lasted eight days and excited unusual inter est ow lug to the horrible details pf the crime aud the manner in which the murderers wire discovered. It will be remembered that the body of the murdered man was placed in a trunk aud shipped to 1'ittsburg. Tiie murder was committed for money. 27i3 Bloodthirsty Apaches. Tombstone ( Arizona ) dispatch : A. A. Huneke , a miner , brought news from Fro n' teras of an engagement between Indiahs and whites lost Thursday , thirty mijes southeast of Fronteras , in which it is 'ire- ported that thirty-six Indians and sixteen Americans were killed and several wounded. Yesterday further information was received through Thomas Crocker from San Bernar dino ranch , situated on the trailfromFcjrt Bowie to Somers. He reports an engage ment between the entire force under Lieu tenant Davas and the Apaches. Sixteen Indians were killed and from fiftee to twenty taken prisoners. The loss of ; the whites is not stated * An Amusing' Incident. ' * * < The conservative and. courteous Bish op of some two-thirds of the common wealth of the Keystone State gives a Irx- morous incident that actually occumd during one of his visitations at oneif the principal towns not a hundred inilijs from Harris burg. Good Judge L. is not only an earnelt churchman but very fond of showing his neighbors the .way to church also , At any special service he was sure to hayje a couple or more of his legal friends ii his pew with him , being very attentive iiimself both to the service and to lis friends , showing them the places in tSe prayer book , and trying to keep than contented. I At a recent visitation of Bishop H. fie Judge was seen passing the books , aid at every change in the service handiag over other books , and then devoutly coa- tinuing his own duties. It was Sunday morning , and by the time the solenn litany was reached tho visitors , havirg no especial interest in the affair beyom pleasing the Judge , and consenting x > listen to a good square sermon which lie had promised them , whenever in the st- cred programme it should be presentei , began to tire of the " performance , " anl , with a freedom more becoming the court room or street than the sanctuary , oae of them , finding it impossible to ke < jp up the connection of things , blurted oat in a good stage whisper , "Judge , tiis beats the devil ! " t "That is the intention ' Good Lord , deliver us , ' " replied the Judge , in pretty positive tones , and in a sort of monotone that came near to a seeming addition to the church's liturgy not in the book. Harper's Magazine. An Impertinent Mimic. Young ladies who expect attentions from young men should not keep a toq- well-educated parrot. A family in Nashville has a parrot noted for its wor ? derful powers of imitating the humaa voice. The family also has a daughteb whose especial duty is the care of tha parrot. [ The young lady has a friend , a young man , who called atthehouseoneevenin and pulled the door bell. The parrot ; sitting in an'up-stairs window , heard the jingle of a bell and called out : "Go to the window ! " The young man was startled. He looked at the windows below and found them closed. He pulled the bell knob again. "Next door ! " shouted the parrot , in a voice not unlike the young lady's. The young man looked up and down the street in a puzzled sort of a way , as if it had suddenly dawned upon hia mind that he had made a mistake in the house. Concluding that he had not , he again rang the bell. " Go to the house ! " cried Poll from his perch in the upper window. "Whit house ? " exclaimed the young man , angrily. " The workhouse ! " shrieked the par rot. The young man concluded to leave for his boarding house. Youth's Com panion. To HHI that lives well every form of Jife is good. Feeding ; an Array. For many years prior to the Mexican war , writes a New York correspondent to The Albanu Journal , a purchasing commissary for the United States army was stationed at New York city. The extent of the depot and the amount of supplies there obtained were very limited for some time in consequence of the small size of the army. It was not until the .commencement of the rebellion in 1861 that the labors of this depot reached increased magnitude ana great proportions. With over a millfon of men in the field to be sub sisted , a very great quantity of tho articles of the ration meats , Hour , hard bread , sugar , coffee , teas , salt * etc. necessary for many of them , were obtained in .this city. Not unusal- ly cargo after cargo of coffee was pur chased for the troops. At several times duriiigthe war special purchases of this article were obtained abroad , as it could be so procured more economi cally for the army. Under the man agement of then colonel , afterward Brig. Gen. A. B. Eaton , commissary general of subsistance , United States army , the purchases were very ex tensive. Col. Eaton had a corps of experts , well trained , some of the best merchants in the city , as inspec tors and adjusters , and secured for the government the best articles which could bo purchased at tho lowest prices. A rigid fulfillment of all con- tracts was exacted and made under the safeguards his experienced fore sight'had placed around him. "To the purchase of the soldiers' ra tions , some years since , was added the procurement of over one hundred articles for his comfort and conven ience and that of the officers of the army and their families at military post , all disposed of to them at first cost. There are few posts in the army , in aiiy locality , that will not show some supplies procured by the sub sistence ollicer in New York city , and some of them many of the important articles which those stationed there receive. Under a recent act of con gress , all supplies must be advertised for , except in very extreme emergency cases. This opened competition to all , and upon the purchasing officers is im posed tho duty of selecting from the numerous bidders and their samples the articles at the lowest price quali ty and condition considered. An ex tensive knowledge of all such articles should be possessed by officers of the subsistence department , and many have from long experience and associa- | tion with the soldier knowing his { wants close observation and study , qualified themselves for these trying * and responsible positions. Some have , a specialty of certain articles , and are ; .well and thoroughly skilled therein. . Upon the receipt of the order for upplies , public proposals are sent out. if the stock held on hand by the depot , officer will not permit the order to bo , filled from it. Suoh quanties are ac- , oepted as are required , after a : thorough comparison with the sample' submitted. These articles are trans- ' ferred to the quartermaster's depart ment for transportation to the posts desiring them. All bids are required to be carefully abstracted , and even ' the envelopes in which they are re- ceived sent with them to the subsis tence bureau in Washington , D. C. , for examination and supervision. No 'net of the most unimportent character can bo done without a thorough know ledge of it by the revising authorities. At the end of each month every article purchased , its mode of procurement , its price , quaintity obtained , name of. sailer and amount is reported to the , Washington authorities. A monthly report is also made of every cent re ceived , paid out , and every pound or pint purchased or on Ijand must bo satisfactorily accounted for by com plete and explicit vouchers , setting forth also the authority for purchases when made. Whilst the labor of pur chasing , inspecting , and shipping army supplies is complete and accurate , there is no less completeness in the careful and unyielding exactions of accountability which the government requires by reports and returns of its army agents. The large , varied , and unlimited market in this city is for the purchase of subsistence supplies not only the very best but the most important in the country. The subsistence depart ment has always tried to select for its purchasing officer here one of its most experienced members , whose main object is advancing , protecting , and securing : the public interest. There has never been a defalcation at this depot since its establishment , nor have the duties required to be performed here failed to meet all de mands. How We Judge a Novel. Nearly all the stories printed to-day have in them an attempt at something beyond the mere telling of a tale with trappings of scenery and puppets to bear out the illusion. But we do not examine this scenery to know if it is real , or stick pins in these puppets to learn if they are merely stuffed dolls to play upon our fancy. In this we do ourselves an injustice , both losing the fine flavor of a good novel and failing to penetrate the tinsel and stage et- fects of a poor one , in much the same way as a befuddled drinker swallows Ve. Cliquot and champagne cider with the same approval. Then , too , in order to catch a page or two of "conversa tion" or "action" that is valued only as it carries forward the plot , we are prone to run hastily over descriptive writing that paints a vivid bit of land scape with cameo fidelity and beauty. Or a chapter filled with life and color is voted dreary and slow because only indirectly it aids in tangling the threads of the romance. It is the amount of "thrill" in the concluding chanters and the agreement in doc trine and sentiment of the writer with the reader's personal belief sand tastes that settles the novel as good , bad or indifferent. The Current. In an essay on the "Poor Man , " Burdette makes the following Shakspeariau remark : "Ihe father of Sbakspeare couldn't spell and couldn't write bis own name neither can you ; even his illustrious son couldn't spell it twice alike. | > JYrd. Ward Is not yet the ward of New York state , nor likely to see the wards of Sing Sing for some time. HATCHIMJ OUT SHAD. Capt. Peetmeier , of the Fish-Hawk , Preparing for Next Season's Fishery. "Wo are here in tho interests of the United States fishing commission , " said Capt. Peetmeier , of tho United States gunboat Fish-Hawk , now lying at anchor off Gloucester. "We"are hatching shad eggs. Tho process is a simple one. Come this way and I will show you. " He led tho way to tho foro part of the gun deck , which was cleared of all implements of war for tho reception of some of tho most scientific machin ery of peace. In tho center of tho deck stood a largo coppor tank , con taining water constantly changing from tho river , but capable ot beinjr stopped when at sea. On one side of this tank stood twelve zinc cones , about three feet in height , with tho conical ends downward. A multiplic ity of pipes , tubes , valves , and stop cocks showed that tho cones were in connection. "This is were wo do tho hatching , " said Capt. Peotmcicr. "These cones are supplied with water from below by tubes from tho tank. The supply is regulated by a stop-cock at tho top and tho surplus water escapes lliouirh this zinc net-work which surrounds the top of each of the conical tanks. Thus we have running water all the time. If we are in a river we allow tho surplus to go overboard , but when at sea , it being impossible to get the fresh water necessary for hatching the eggs , we allow tho water to run back into tho main tank , and so it keeps on running over and over again. When the seine up is drawn we tako the fe male fish with rocs and force thorn to discharge the ova by squeezing them. Then wo take tho males and bthe same process of squeezing force them to impregnate tho ova. The mass is then counted , or rather measured , and put into one of these cones and the water allowed to run. " "How do you count the eggs ; for 1 sec you have 100,000 eggs in this cone. "It is done by measure ; so many 3 rgs to an ounce , a fluid ounce , I mean ; say 10,000. Well , there are thirty-two' fluid ounces to a quart , therefore there must be within one or iwo of 320,000 eggs. Wo use an ordin ary graduated glass druggist quart measure. It takes from one to three days for the eggs to hatch. Then we keep the young fish two or three days more and then consign them to their native element. To put them in the river requires considerable care. We gather them into a bucket then lower : he bucket into the water and allow She little fellows to swim out. Now let mo show you some Df the eggs. " He took a piece of glass- tube and pushed it into ouo of the coui- 2al tanks and , bringing it out , closed jach end with a finger. It was lull > f small transparent globular sub stances , all moving about in the tube xud somewhat dilliir.ilt to sec at first. "If you look carefully at thorn you ivill see young fish inside. Most of ; hem are nearly ready to come out. There are also some of the young fish in this tube. Do you see that tiny jlobe hanging to each of them ? That a the umbilical sac. The young fish ieeds upon that up to a certain age ind finally absorbs it altogether. You may see the same thing attached to ; he fish still in the eggs. Do you no nce how the eyes of the young fish are iparkling. That is because they am nek. They have no air in this tube. " "Do they feel the want of it so soon is that ? " - "O yes. There , I will put them back in their cone ; perhaps they may recover. The eggs , you observe , all remain at tho bottom of the tanks , unless I turn the water on hard. That Irives them to the top but it is not od for them , for it hatches them too juickly. Since we have been on the river , some weeks now , we hatched several millions of eggs , which would have been lost. Of course a vast numr ber are hatched by the process of na ture in the river. But these that wo have produced artificially will go a long way toward stocking the fishery , and would have been cooked and eaten ar otherwise destroyed if we had not stepped in and saved them. We have other tanks * r hatching the eggs smaller glass ones but they are only nsed when we are very busy. Wo keep the water running through them by an arrangement of siphons , all leading to a large aquarium. I don't know how long we will remain here , but I suppose as long as wo can ob tain ova to work upon. ' ' Philadelphia Times. Exempt from Taxation. There is iu New York City $265,691- 060 worth of real estate exempt taxa tion. Of this $178,894,060 is city prop erty , $12,640,000 is United States property.$40.211,500 is church proper ty , and $33,948,500 conies under the head of miscellaneous , belonging to schools.libraries , and charities. At 2 per cent and the taxrateinNcwYork City is usually higher than that the ex empt church and miscellaneous proper ty would pay nearly $1,500,000 a year toward the expenses of government. As it does not pa } ' it , others must , and in this way secular realty is made to pay , by force , $1,500,000 a j-ear for the support of churches , etc. This is pushing the excemption doctrine pre- ty far. The same rule prevails , in preportionate measure , throughout tho country. And that it does prevail , and with little or no protest , is a strik ing proof of the tolerant and kindly feeling of the Amarican public toward religious and educational enterprises of all sorts. We , Us & Co. It is always best to bo careful and precise in given directions to servants. Col. Yerger told his colored servant Sam : "Go and get us a couple of tickets for the performance to-night. " Sam came back and only brought one ticket. "Where is the other ticket ? " " 1 has done disposed ob hit. " "What do you mean ? " "Boss , you tolo me , 'go and get us two tickets. ' Dar's your ticketlind I done guv my ticket to a cullud lady I met on de street. She will be dar , I Boss. You bet she will be aar. Dar's I no danger ob de ticket bein' los' or wasted. " Texas Siftings. Ho JIcded. Betting is certainly a bad practice , and whether disastrous directly or in directly , il is sure to play smash with tho bettor and betteo before tho wind- up. up.Years ago , when tho railroads had not reached tho northwest and all travel and commerce came up tho Mississippi from St. Louis to St. Paul and other northwestern cities , tho opening of navigation in tho spring was a great day. When a largo city stood almost idle all winter , living on tho rofits of tho previous summer , tho date when she would resume busi ness in tho spring was of great im portance to her. Therefore with much anxiety every one looked forward to tho time when tho ico would go out of Lake Pepin and revive tho dormant business. Along in January and February ev erybody got to betting on the day when tho first boat would get up to St. Paul or some other northern point. At Hudson , of course , it was tho same , though wo had to tako some chances on tho opening of Lake St. Croix. on whose banks Hudson stands. Ono winter. Coon and Platto got to betting on various things to kill time , and finally wound ujf with a bet on tho arrival of tho first boat at Hud son. They were partners ina largo grain elevator on the lake , and Platto wanted to bet a pair of $1-4 boots that the first boat wouldn't arrive before. the 20th of April. Coon took tho bet ! and timo passed on. On tho 19th of April no boat had ar- . rived and Platto began to feel sure of his boots. There were no telegraphs then , and so thero was no way to get,1 at the river news till late , everything : in tho way of news coming slowly up through tho Big Woods by stage. On the afternoon of tho 19th , Platto went up in the cupola of tho ware house with a spyglass , ostensibly to look over some fife wheat , but really , to see what ho could seo down tho lake. About sunset ho saw a littlo steamer slowly round the point at Cat fish bar , four or five miles below , and , sticking the spyglass into a dark cor ner , ho went down and hunted up Coon , who was on the street up town. Ho then , by easy stages , drew him in to a conversation on the subject of tho opening of spring navigation. "Toll you what I'll do. Coon , you've got about four or live hours left yet , and if no boat comes in be fore tho time's up , tho $14 boots aro mine. " "Looks that way , of course , " said Coon , "but there's still a chanco left. " "Yes , there's a chance , but an infer nally slim chance. What will you' take"for your bet , Coon ? " "Oh , I don't know. Probably I've got one chanco in thrco. I'll tako $5 lor my bet. " "Enough said. Here's your $5. There's a boat down at Catfish Bar that'll be hero in less than an hour. " There was a crowd standing around , I and of course everybody yelled and' two-thirds of the town put on its hat } and rushed down to the levee to see the first boat como in. Hour afterj hour passed by and the crowd swelled i to a large mass meeting , all anxious } to see the first boat of the season. ' After a while her lights could be dim- } ly seen around the point , moving very slowly against an icy current. The crowd watched her as she struggled bravelv up , and then backed off again. dodged a big cake.of ice and headed ) toward the channel again. It was a tiding time for those who stood there and watched , most every one havingj a large or small bet on the result , i All kinds of JOKCS and jeers were swap- ' ped as the crowd stood there in the ! chilly April night till nearly eleven ! o'clo'ck. Just before that hour tho steamer staggered bask and steadily ! lost ground , till finally she slowly rc-l versed her engines ; then , when she could get room , she silently turned. about and went back down the lake to Prescott , and did not gut up to Hud son for three da vs. SoPlattelost"his$14 pair of boots and $5 in cash , to say nothing of tho , large sum that it cost him to keep the , town quiet enough so that lio could live in it. 1 hope that all young men who road this , and who may , at times , be tempt ed to bet their nibney upon anything , will call to mind this sad accident and firmly refuse to do so. Who hath woe ? Who hath sorrow ? Who hath redness of eyes ? Who wear- cth his old last winter clothes all sum mer ? He thatlookethupon the straight flush when it movetli itself aright. Ho that goeth to seek the jack pot. Ho that goeth to sock tho Mickcr that he may pick him up and skin him. Be hold , he himself shall bo skun. Bill in New York Mercury. * The Giants of Patagonia. . The Patagonian , in the upper part of his body , is of a huge build. His trunk and head are large , his chest , broad , his anus long and muscular. On horseback , he seems far above the ordinary si/e of man. When he dis mounts , however , it is seen that his legs are disproportionately short and slender ; the } ' frequently bend outward. His walk is heavy and lumbering. These are tho well-known peculiarities which are found in the Tartars , and in all races of men who spend most of their time , like the Patagonians , on horseback. But it is only a little over two centuries since the horse was in troduced into this region. The natives who were first seen chased the swift guanaco and ostrich over their im mense plains on foot. Such activity required long , straight and niupcular legs. It is not too much to suppose that the total change in their habits of life , which has occurred since they became a nation of horsemen , has de tracted at least two inches from their stature. Adding these lost inches to their present height , we recover tho giants who astonished the companions of Magellan , and vindicate the nar ratives which later writers have dis credited Science. A flrtld Texas steer crusted a New York man against a stone wall the other day. The man said between ( rasps that he never understood the working of a Bullock press before. " " ' - - - - Twenty-sir million persons have crossed Brooklyn bridge since it was opened and one jumped over.