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Peart. " "I was right peart till the sot in , " said a suffering old man. who lived near the swamp. Fact is , wher ever you live you can t be "right poarb" if 3 ou are a victim of this troublesome disease. Captain C' . W. Hotsenpillcr. Springfield , O. , says : "I found great relief from inflammatory rheumatism by using Brown's IronBittcrs. " Thou sands of other people have found sim ilar relief. Paul J. Hayno , the southern muse , ia feet in his stockings. fOR DISEASES of horses nnd cattle , notlitnar r compares with Veterinary Carbollsalve. It Is the only preparation that leaes no tear and Inva riably grows the hair In its original color , bold by druggists at SO cents and UD. Halford Saucer TrIt on your beam. It li delicious. Sold everywhere. Secretary Bayard weighs 202 pounds. He is uleo a good man. CUR ES Rheumatism , neuralgia , Sciatica Lumbago , Backache , Headache , Toothache , , Burns , Scal ls , Frost Uitcs , JIXD jlLL OTlirtt BODILY PUSS AM > ACHES. Bold ty Dmsslittanil Dealers verTvhere. Fifty OeuU * bottle , Direction * Ic 11 LJIDIUIKCE. THE CHAl&ES A. VOGELEtt CO. B ltl iar .3U.r.8.JU FEVER J season uearly over ? ono needs to uso tome tort of tonic. IKON enters into almost every phy sician's prescription for tliOEanho need building up. BRQU5 THE BEST-TONIC. Weakness , T'osslti'dct J.nrk of for , & -c. , It HA ! ? FO KQIIAI , , . and tho on ! v Iron medicine that IB not injuriooB. It Knriclics the Blood , Invigorates the tjT&tcm , Restores AppctitcAfasIiresUon It does not blacken or injure the tooth , causa hta-J- &cho or produce constipation-other Ironncdicixc * do Dn. G. H. BiNXLTsr , a. leading physician of Springfield. O. , gays : "Brown's Iron Bitters is a thorcneWy xl medi cine I use it in my practice , and find its action excels all other forms of iron. In weakness or a low condition of the system. Brown's Iron Bitters is usually a positive neccEaty. It is U that is claimed Genuine has trade mark and crossed redUines oa wrapper. Take no other. Wads only by BROWN CHEMICAL CO. , BALTIMOKK.MD. LADIza'HAJvDBooE usafnl and attractive , con \ taining list of pnres for recipos. information about coins , etc. . civen nway by all dealers in medicine , or mailed to any address on receipt of So. etuap. * ' b * . MMlspitei in tie BROAD CLAIM glMuoi VSRTBESTOPEEATINJ. ( , QUICKEST SELLING AND . Ever offered to the public * I k- BITTERS , If youwish to be relicTed ot those terrible Side HeadaclieB and that miserable Sour StoKi- aclu It wfll , when taken according to direc tions , cure any case of Sick ZEeadacbo or Sour Stomach. It cleans the lining of etomacli and boivels , promotes healthy action and sweet secretions. It mates pnre blood and gives it free flow , thus sending nutriment to every part It ia the safest , neediest and surest Vegetable Hemedy ever invented for all diseases of tha atomacb. andlirer. J.H. Moore , ofFarmlneton. Mich. , gays : My ts Buffering from Sick Headache and Sour Stomach iras terrible. Ono bottle of Hops and Malt Bitters cured me. Do not c t Hop and Itlalt Bitters con foundedwith inferior preparations of similar name. For sale by all cruegitts. , HOPS & HALT BITTERS CO , DETROIT , MICH. ' Hosteller's Btom- ch Elucrs conquers and prevents ma larial fevers , dv-t- peptla. en rente con stipation , a tendency to kidney and bltd- der ailments and rhemnatlFm , and is of the greatest value in cases of bodily trouble arising from weakness. Old peo ple are greatly aided by it , and It is highly serviceable to con valescents and ladle * In dellcete health. It is , moreover a use ful medicine to take wllu one on lone Journeys , and coun teracts the effects of mental exhaustion. Fcr sale by all Drue- Klsts and Dealers centrally. * PASSING EVENTS. Nashville has 189 lawyers. Nevada's population includes eight thousand Indians. Atlanta is still suffering from her walking-match craze. The Good Templars have seven thousand members in Virginia , A widow ia Wilton , Conn. , says she never intends to marry again. She is 104. Nevada prohibits boys under 20 years of ago from carrying dangerous weapons. 1 The bouse of commons at Ottawa had its longest sitting on record on the franchise bill. I Even base-ball has been turned to the advantage of the Earthoidi pedes tal in some places. Steamboat communication between Fernandina , lla. , and Savannah , Ga. , has boon discontinued. The pearl fisheries off the Lower California coast are said to have pro duced $15,000,000 last year. All of the public school buildings in New York are to bo connected with the city's fire alarm system. The Bostonians are kicking terribly against the enforcement of the new law curtailing drinking : hours. An enterprising hen belonging to R. L. Pardin , of Hawtinsville , Ga. , has produced a quarter of a pound egg. j Three physicians of New Haven , Conn. , utilize the bicycle as a mode of conveyance in making their daily calls. The western recipe for planking a shad is , plank down your money and let the restaurateur furnish the shad. Corn-planting has been completed in the southwestern counties of Virginia. The acreage is much larger than usu al. An enterprising Creole of New Or leans is said to have had three hundred articles rejected before one was pub lished. A sea-gull measuring 4 feet G inches trom tip to tip of wings was caught in a trap on Wolf island , Quebec , a few days ago. Dandelion parties , at which young ladies and gentlemen hunt out the weeds on the lawn , are the latest amusement in Philadelphia. The Indians on the Bad river , en couraged bthe ' success of the pale face , are p'reparing to plant a large * acreage of corn the coining season. South Carolina people complain that they sre unable to buy good strawber ries in their markets for the reason that the best are shipped north for bet ter prices. A smile went round the supreme- court room the other day when tho bachelor judge announced that for the rest of the term tho court would prob ably be consecrated to aivorce. Floridians are much exercised about the proposed convention for tho amendment of the state constitution. Meetings for the election of delegates to the same are being held all over the state. Knoxvillc , Tenn. , is said to be the only city in the United States of thirty thousand inhabitants , and having rail roads , steamboats , telegraphs , and telephones , that publishes no paper on Monday. A New York wedding is to be cele brated with the addition of a fox bunt after the breakfast , in compliment to the bride , who is "a fine equestrienne. " Such a unique affair is characteristic of New York society. A wonder in confectionery was a sngar scene of the camp of the survi vors at Cape Sabine , with the relief ships Thetis and Bear in the distance and a sledge of supplies being drawn to the starving men. The first shipment of red slate ever made to Europe was sent last week by J. S. Herbert , of North Granville ? N. Y. It is a fact not generally known that the only red slate in the world is found in four towns of Washington county. A citizen of Ithaca , N. Y. , had been working for five yeais to obtain bacK pension money , and a few days ago papers granting him § 1,500 were re ceived. But he had been dead lor sev eral weeks. Red tape cheated him out of his due. A considerable number of shad have been caught in the Alabama and Ohio rivers this season as a result of the shad-hatchinjr operations of the Uni ted States Fish commission on the Potomac , from which the young shad were distributed. A child was born m Napa county , California , which weighed but two pounds. It is a boy , perfectly organ ized and formed. An ordinary finjrer ring could be slipped over his hand and clear up to the elbow. His total length is not ever eleven inches. Hero is a problem that has puzzled some of the best arithmeticians : "If a man puts § 100 in bank the day he is 21 years of age , what sum must he add to it yearly to have $50.000 the day he is 50 years of age , receiving 6 per cent comp'oundinterest on his money ? " Connecticut's new law concerning obscene and immoral publications pro hibits the sale , gift , etc. , not only of indecent and obscene books and pa pers , but also such as are devoted wholly or principally to the publica tion of criminal news , or pictures and stories of deeds of bloodshed , lust and crime. A curious denizen of the deep was lately caught in a shad net at Ocean View , Cal. It was thirty-five inches long and twenty-seven inches across the back , with teeth similar to those of a rattlesnake , knitting-needle smell ers , two protectors on each side in the shape of spears , and rubber-fins. It also had two feet under its belly like those of a frog. It weighed forty pounds. The present outlook for the coming hop crop is very unfavorable in New York state. In"the central southern tier of counties the intense cold of the past winter has damaged A greater share of the yards to quite an extent. In most old yards fully half have been winter killed , and will be plowed up after harvest. So says Tlie. Country Gentleman , which is excellent author- ity. 1 A SINGULAR BOOK. Scintillating with Sarcasm and Bril liantvltli Trntli. New Vork Cor. American Kural Home. Chap. I. "Has Malaria ; " goes to Florida. Chap. U. "Overworked ; " goes to EuropcA Chap IIL "Has Rheumatism ; " goes tc Ems. Chap. IV. Has a row with his Doc tor I T > fi Above chapters , Mr. Editor , I find In H book recently published by au fiuon } inotis author. I have read a deal of * sjcasm in rny day , but ! never read anythingequal to the sarcasm herein eoiiL inert. I suspect the experience portrave i is a personal one ; in short , Lbe s-cthor intimates as much on page 31. Lf-t me give you a synopsis. Malaria , ' as it states , is the cloak withwhich superficial physicianscover op a multitude of ill feelings whicA they do not understand , and do not much care to investigate. It is also a cover tor such diseases as they cannot cure. When they advise then ? patient to travel or that bo has overworked and needs rest and is probably suffering from malaria , it is a confession of ig norance or of inability. The patient goes abroad. The change is a tonic and for a time he feels better. Comes home. Fickle appetite , frequent head aches , severe colds , cramps , sleepless ness , irritability , tired feelings , and general unfitness for business are suc ceeded in due time by alarming attacks of rheumatism which flits about the body regardless of all human feelings. It is muscular in his back. Articu lar in his joints. Inflammatory , my ! how he fears it will fly to his heart ! Now off he goes to the springs. The doctor sends him there , of course , to get well ; at the same time he does not really want him to die on his hands ! That would hurt his business ! Better for a few days. Returns. After a while neuralgia transfixes him. He bloats ; cannot breathe ; has pneu monia ; cannot walk ; cannot sleep on his left side ; is fretful ; very nervous and irritablej is pale and flabby-has ! fre quent phills and fevers , everything about him seems to go wrong ; becomes suspicious ; musters up strength and de mands to know what is killing him ! "Great heavens ! " he cries , "why liave have you kept me so long in ig norance ? " "Because , " said she doctor , "I read your fate five years ago. I thought best to keep you comfortable and ig norant of the facts. " He dismisses his doctor , but too late ! His fortune has all gone to fees. But him , whatTiecomes of him ? The other day a well known Wall street banker said to me , "it is really astonishing how general Bright's dis ease is becoming. Two of my personal [ fiends are now dying of it. But it is not incurable I am certain , for my nephew was recently cured when his physicians said recovery was impossible. The case seems to me to be a wonderful IB. " This gentleman formerly repre sented his government in a foreign country. He knows , appreciates and declares the value of that preparation , because his nephew , who is a son of Danish Vice Consul Schmidt , was pro nounced incurable when the remedy , Warner's safe . "Yes " cure , was begun. , said his father , "I was very skeptical but since taking that remedy the boy is well. " I regret to note that ex-President Ar thur is said to be a victim of this terri ble disease. He ought to live but the probabilities are that since authorized remedies can not cure him , his physi cians will not advise him to save his life , as so many thousands have done , by the use of Warner's safe cure which Gen. Christiansen , at Drexel , Morgan & Co.'s , told me he regarded "as a won derful remedy. " Well , I suspect the hero of the book cured himselt by the same means. The internal evidence points very strongly to this conclusion. I cannot close my notice of this book better than by quoting his advice to his readers : "If , my friend , you have such an ex perience as I have portrayed , do not put your trust in physicians to the ex clusion of other remedial agencies. They have no monopoly over disease and I personally know that many of them are so very 'conscientious' that they would far prefer that their patients should go to heaven direct from their powerless hands than that they should be saved to earth by the use of any 'unauthorized' means. " And that the author's condemnation is too true , how many thousands duped , and yet rescued , as he was , can per sonally testify ? The D'octor's Adyice. T. Gmet an old friend , who was formerly a prosperous young lumber man up North , but whose bad habits of drinking resulted as they often do , though he has since reformed and is trying to do better. "How are you ? " said T. G. "Prettywell , thank ycu , Irak I have jnst been to a doctor to have him look at my throat. " "What's the matter ? " "Well , the doctor couldn't give me any encouragement. At least , he couldn't find what I wanted him to find. " " What did you expect him to find ? " "I asked him to look down my throat for the sawmill and farm that had gone down there. " "And did he see anything of it ? " "No , but he ad vised me , if ever I had another rniTl to tun. it by water. " The distinguished U. S. Senator from Indiana , Hon. Daniel W. Voorhees , certifies that in a case of rheumatism in the back , he obtained instantaneous re lief from St. Jacobs Oil. He says it is a remarkable remedy. Contented irith His lot. A Sunday-school teacher said to little Johnny : "You must never envy those littie children who are rich and wear fine clothes. " "I don't , not the first dog-goned bit" "Why don't you envy them , Johnny ? " "Because they have to wear clean clothes , and they can't wade about in the mud , and they have to say please to everybodywhoopee ! " GalvestonNews. Gladstone dislikes tourists ao mucli as he does interviewers. A Japanese FcstlyaL The tide of progression has rapidly advanced in Japan , and its women are being emancipated , both socially and domestically. Tho Tokio Times thus describes a recent festival on the grounds of the Emperor's palace : "Many Indies were present , Japanese and foreign the formerit was pleasant to note , aa completely at their ease and as keen for enjoyment as if participat ing in a Thames picnic as several of them had , doubtless , done. Some , in deed , wore actually unattended by their hnabauds , and yet the earth did not heave'-with indignation nor Fnziyama roar in eruptive protest. The sun shone and the trees nodded approvingly in the light breeze just as if no social mar vel were manifesting itself in that an tique stronghold of tradition and im movable routine. " When you visit New York City , via Central depot , save Baggage Expressage and $3 Car riage Hire , andstop at the Grand Union Hotel , opposite said depot. Six hundred elegant rooms fitted up at a cost of one million dollars ; $1 and upwards per day. European plan. Ele vator. Restaurant supplied with the best. Horse-cars , stages and elevated railroad to all depots. Families can live better for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other first-class hotel In the city. King John of Abyssina is nothandsome , but he has a good head. The Boss Collar Pad of zinc and leather Is unquestionably the best pad ever made. Hu manity demands Its use on every horse wear- Ing a Hame collar. It prevents chafing and positively cures sore necks. It Is manufac tured by DexterJJurtis , Madison , Wis. ' 'Ouida" is fair , famous and forty-five , but not fat. The simplest nnd best regulator of the Dis ordered Liver in the world are Carter s Little Liver Pills. They give prompt Toliof In Sick Headache , Dizziness , Nausea , &c. ; prevent nnd cure Constipation nnd Piles ; remove bal- lowness nnd Pimples from the complexion , nnd are mild nnd gentle in their operation on the bowels. Carter's Little Liver "Pills are small and as easy to take as sugar. One pill a dose. Price 25 cents. It's a gnurly apple that catchs the worm. In 1850 "Brown's Bronchial Troches" were introduced , and their success as a cure for Colds , Coughs , Asthma and Bron chitis has been unparalleled. Bismarck's income is § 6 an hour , or 120 beers. . "Kounn ON CORNS. " Ask for TVells' "Rough on Corns. " 15c. Qnlcft ; complete cure. Hard or sott corns , warts , bunions The average life of man is three score and ten but the ladies never grow old. If afflicted with Sore Eyes , use Dr. Isaac Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell It. 25c. 25c.Mrs. Mrs. R. B. Hayes is noted for her unos tentatious philanthropy. For cuts from barbed wire fence , sore shoulders , Mcks and open sores on animals , use Stetaart't Heating Powder , 75 and 50 cts. a box. The Arab women are said to be the homeliest women on earth. HEART PAINS. Palpitation , Dropsical Swellings , Dizziness. In digestion. Headache , fclcepIeBsness cured by Well * Health BencwejV ] The Prince of Wales boils in his onions in milk rather than doctorhis breath. MZXSMAU'S PEPTOUIZID BECK TOITIO , tho only preparation of beef containing Its ZNTIKE NUTKITIOUS pr.opEr.Tics. It contains blood making force , gener ating and life sustaining properties ; Invaluable for Indigestion , dyspepsia , nervous prostration , and all forms of general debility : also. In all enfeebled con ditionswhether the result of exhaustion , nervous prostration , overwork or acute disease , particularly If resulting from pulmonary complaints. Caswell , Haz ard & Co. , Proprietors , Kuw York. Sold by druggists. Speaker Carlisle has a high opinion of the present administration. "VThen Baby TTM slot , ire gave her Castorla , When sho was a Child , she cried for Castoria , When she became Miss , sho clung to Castoria , When she had Children , she gare them Castoria , Rev. Dr. Talinage is insured for § 60,000. He is a sensible man. _ "ROUGH ON RATS. " Clears out rats. mice , roache" . flic" , ants , bedbugs , tVunks , chipmunk ? , gophers. iSc. Druggltts. i The Duke of Argyle is considered one of the best orators of the English peerage. Don't Skip This. . So many schemes are put before the public for tho Increase of newspaper circulation , which seem to be plausible and yet are fraud ulent , that when a legitimate , honest effort is made to build up tho circulation of a legiti mate , honest paper , by legitimate , honest means , people who have been so many times duped are very slow to respond to the genu ine scheme. We are led to this train of thought by a perusal of the advertisement of TUB AMERICAN EURAL HOME , of Eochester. N. T. , published in this issue of our paper , to which we call tho attention of our readers. Wo are acquainted with both paper and pub lishers and take pleasure in recommending It as one of the very best farm and family jour nals in this country. Every person who sends one dollar for a year's subscription to she paper receives a handsome present which is donated by the advertising patrons of the paper. These premiums consist of Cat- Je , Land , Beapers and Mowers , Plows , Books , Pictures , Organs and thousands of other val uable articles. TheEural Home Co. ia en dorsed by Hon. Cornelius B. Parsons , Mayor of Eochester , to whom you can write if you have any doubts as. o its reliability. It will pay you to send for sample copy it nothing more than to got a look at this great twelve- page , sbrty-column illustrated paper. Ad dress Eural Home Co. Limited , Eochester , N. T. _ Senator Vest objects to beingpulleddown jy the press. _ Endorsement l > y the Governor of tlie State of Missouri. Governor Phelps , of the State of Mis souri , says : ' 'Dr. D. E. Dickerson , of Kan sas City , is of the medical profession and las a high repute as a Physician and Sur- ; eon. He is one of thefounders of the Sur- jical institute at Kansas City. I commend lim to the favorable consideration of gen tlemen whom he may meet. " President Cleveland takes pride in paving iis fare when he rides on railroads. TYNCECOLOCIST. DISEASES OF WOMEN. Paxton Hotel , - Omaha , IVel > . Asic your dealer for a CAPITAL CITY WHIP and be surprised. TheraresomethlncwoBderful. In- Istonyoardealerorderlngthe CJLTITAI , crrr waxr , JJ hey do not carry them In stock. A. J. Gnsttn A Co. , Jncoln. y eb. _ Water Gas Fuel. ashes , dirt , smoke or smell. Can be placed In any tore. Burns three parts water to one of ou. Writ * at'once for descrlpth e circular. _ C. 3I.J3ATOX & CO. , Omaha. Neb. P" "Wholesale nnd Retail fm Fu R n i T u R DEWEY & STONE , Omaha , Mtb. RABiAl n A nrw treatment. No Knife. I A N I Is R ' r. Ko Fain. W. C. ia tB ISK aHI Payne. Marahalltown , lowa. TV. N. 17 Omaha , 264 26. 1 TO ADVEKTI8EBS ple&ae eay you B TT tho adYertlBementiathla papa I Vigor anil Vitality Are given to the whole system by the purifying toning , and strengthening Influence of Hood's Sarsa < parilla. If you feel "nil gone. " arc dubllltatcJ by disease , or the effects of changing weather. Hood's Sarsaparllla will build you up. We do not usk you to take this medicine merely because of what we say. The thousands of people who testify- Its favor should certainly convince jou of Its great medicinal merit. "I used Hood's Sarsaparllla last spring and can truly say It helped we very much. To those suffer ing with bilious complaints , nervous prostration , or rheumatism , I earnestly recommend It , " JIus. E. CARPENTER , Kalamazoo , Mich. Hood's Sarsaparllla as a'bloodpurlflerhas no equal. It tones the system , strengthens and Invigorates , giving new life. I have taken It far kidney com plaint with the best results ; ha\c used several bot- tlesln my family and am siUlsQed that Its reputation Is merited. " D. R. SAOUKUS , 81 1'eari Street , Cin cinnati , Ohio. Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists. 1 : sli for * 5. Made only by C-1. HOOD & CO. , Apothecaries , Lowell , Mass. IOO Doses One Dollar. Doctor. "Yes : yon are bilious. Justcetabor of Wright's ladian Vegetable Pulg ; they will care yon. " FOR BILIOUS COMPLAINTS. Bilious Complaints arc caused by torpidity , con gestion , or the clceration of the liver. The symptoms arc dark , greasy , yellow skin , a brown or whitish , coat to the tongue , appetite irreg ular , often a dry cough at nfcht. The skin sometimes breaks out into pimples and soresand the whole system is out of order.A right's Indian Vegetable Pills arc one of the very best remedies known for any form of these troubles , and Trill certainly relievo the sufferer. They arc purely vegetable , made from the bert drugs'by competent hands , and givo satisfaction. They arc very gentle la their action , cansingjio griping or unpleasant feel ing to the most delicate. A trial will convince any one troubled with biliousness that Wright's In. uion Vegetable Pills is the medicine he needs. I nsed by thousands of first class Wannfachrrers < * / - * and Mechanics on their best work. .Received . . ' . . COLD MEDAL.I/ondon.'SS.PrenonncedrfronjMt - - fluikmrrn. ScndcardofdMlerirliodoeinotkeep IIBOQ UmtliflTe2ceUmpiforSAMPLCCAMt"w Eendfor Circulars. GEO. R-RATHBtTRS' , TrlnclpaL _ _ _ Tube Colors , We. doz. ; Sable Brushes. Tc. up ; Bristles , Sc. up ; Plaques , 7c up , I'allet * . &C.J Ar-ist * ' Easels , Me. ; Artlits * Bores , ? 1-S > ; PansU , lOe. Oils , IJc. : Canvas , 75c ; OoiU Paint. x. Novelties and Trenton Ware for Decorating. Fnxmei forHcturcsln Gold. I'lush. Oak and Bronze. Snmp es of moldloc. & > c dozen. Send 2 cent Stamp for Catalogue. A. HQSPE , Omaha. R. U. AWARE THAT Lorillard's OlSnas ; that LorfllanTa K ro Ienf flme out ; that Lorlllard'i Xa.Ty Clipping * , andthat Lorlllird's HnaflBar th best and cheapest , quality considered ? J Sure relief ' " 50' KIDDER'S PASTILLES. ibymall. StowfH.tCo. thmr1nctf\nm \ If a mm CQNSU I hava a p Mltlre rmdy for tae above disease ; by 1 ts sa thomtnilsofcaieiot the worst Had and of lone ills efficacy , that I will eendlWO BOTTLES FEES , > -etherwltna. VAUTABI.ETP.EJLTISE on thl dltsoM "anTsaflerer. Giro express niir O.r.4dr ; s. * JJH. T. A. SLOcail , 111 PearlSt. , Now York. "THE BEST IS CHEAPEST. " ENGINES , ' HorsePowers Hllfc.OHt.tlO CIoTcrHulIers ( Suited to all recUons. ) WriteforFnncillas.Pamphlet andPrirestoThoAultman&Taylor Co. llansflcld.Ohio I . . LYDIA E. PIHKUAM'S * . VEGETABLE COMPOUND . is A roarnvn cons FOR AH tioj ! painful Complaint * * and Wcakiifkxcii no common * * * * to fccst * * * * * * our * * * . , * FKSALE I'OrULiTIOX. * . Trie * $1 la lliniiJ , pill or latent * farm. J13 purpose it tolely for t\e legitimate healing of disease and the relief of pnla. and that it dees all it claims to do , fAoiisantfc of ladles ear jtadly testify. It will euro entirely all O Ycrian troubles. Inflamma tion ami Ulcemtlon , Killlrir and Displacements , and : consequent Spinal Weakness , acd Is particularly adapted to tho chance of llfo. . * for stimulants , and reueTcs Weaknoss of the Stomach. It cure * Dlattbi ? . Uendachta , Nerroui l > ro tration > Otneral Drbillty , .Slo-plcjxiieKS. Depression and Indl- CnUon. That fcellni ? of bearlne doxrn , cauMne pain , and bncticho. Is al\ray permanently rural by its nw. Send stamp to Lrnn , Ma . . for pamphlet. Lettars p Inquiry confidentially niwwered. fortaleatdruggitt * . 60S &G03 WfANOOTTE ST. , KANSAS CITY , MO. S nlir Gradaita ia Usiklnj. 17 yrjFrietiJJ ' 18 In Chlcneo. Authorized to treat all Chronic. Nerrous nnd Siwclal DUeoxes , Seminal Weakness ( Nlcbt Losses ) , Saz- nal Debility ( Loss cf Sexual 1'onerl.io. GutnntjCmor money refunded. Ch rrc * low. Ace > nd experience ire importing No mercury or Injurious tncdiclnrs uied. No time loit front buimeit. Fsllents from a dutanre tmted by null. Aledl- cmei KBtrrerjrwhere frtt from nze or hrcikire. S ( te jour CSK nd irnd for termi. Coniiilution frrc mid confidenbsJ , A HOOK for boia itref , llluitd , sent sestedfurCcin lumps. n U I" ! I RSI ATI C RHTheGREAT TURKISH KHEUmfiTlSnfl RHEUHATIC CURE. A posrnvE CTJUE far nnruMATisxr. ssoo for Dy cuethn trealmeatfuli to cura or help. tireuettdiicoTery in uintli of medicine One deie fives relief rewdu r - moref f < Terand pain ra Join'.i ; Cure completed lu 5 to Tdij * . Send ittteinent ef rn with ittnip Tor Cimil n. Cult , or ad. Ur.Hendcrson,60G\yyandotteSf.iKan asCily.Mo. A NEW DEPARTURE mm MILLS _ Thrown in and out of wind by roTolnng tho poop rod. duintr uirity with nil Icvcrnpulleys , olinlnn , nnd wires peculiar to all other milli. Has a 1)KAI > 1 < OCK. to pro tent wheel nmningwhen oat of gear. Simple , btronsfj and Uornhlc. Fully \ \ ur- rnnted. ftf ClYK ACJJirsTS WANTKO. btatlstlcs show tlmt the mortality amoni ; children Is far Rreater In the summer inon' hs than nt any othei season. Healtl and perfect action of this bowels arc assurcdfoy tlienseot IJIdgu's Food. U Is neutral In Its action. Is readily taken by the little ones , occa sions no tax upon the dlgcstuc organa. and Is as- glmllatudwhen the stomach rejects all else. DR. A. C. SAB1M. Twenty Years * Kxperlence In dl ci cs treitcdsacccjifnllT andCU KKO.f uch as Prolep- sus.O\arlan trouble ? . Inflam II mation ami Ukcratlons , Fall- Ing and D hplacemrnt of tha Womb. b.iln.il Weakness , and Ch mgc of Life , and all form ) of KIJJNEV troubles. Can rdlevein all aiid positively cure most of those com plaints ondneaknciscs so common to womankind. Lunc diseases. Liver complaint * and all dlseaseaof J private nature successfully treated. C'A C-EKS treated and cared. Letters of Inquiry confidentially answered. Address 1 > K. A. C. SAIilX , Itcatrlcc , Neb. This la the Easiest Hunningr ever made. It brings the cutting ! to tho surface at each stroke of the drill. &cndr.orourcircularandse < why the hon > o U taken away and * man pushing tho lever. Circular ! Free I .LOOMIS&NYMAH , TIFFIN , OHIO. 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