ir' XHS WORDS OF A FIGHTER. "the Forthcoming Book of Gen. Grant Borne Extract * of an Interesting Clutr- aeter. The New York Commercial Advertiser pub lishes near a page of extracts from Gen , Grant's "Personal Memoirs" which will be published within a few months. Tho first volume is completed and the second nearly so. Extracts given show the work to be written in sturdy md terse anglo saxon , with here and there a touch of quiet humor. The dedica tion is in fac simile of the general's manu script as followsThese volumes are dedi cated to theAmerican soldier and sailor ; IT 8. Grant , Hew York , May 23 , 18S5. " He be gins by laying that he is of American stock on both sides for many generations. Matthew Grant , from whom ho is a descendant in the eighth generation , reached Dorchester , Mass. 4n 1630 , from Dorchester , England. His grca grandfather , Noah , had a commission in the British army and his grandfather , also named Noah served in the war of the rebellion. He gives an exodus of his boyhood , of his appointment to West Point through the influ encc of Hon. Thomas Morris , congressman from Ohio , tells the circumstances under which he first saw Gen. Scott and President VanBuren ; contrasts the personal character istics of Generals Scott and Taylor , gives a copy of bis letter to Adjutant-General Thomas dated Galena , Illinois , May 24 , 1801 , offering his services to the United States , and suggest ing that he considered himself competent enough to take command of a regiment. This letter was never replied to , and was for a long time lost among the papers of the war office. Speaking of Els first battle in the civil war he says , "as wo approached the brow of the hill fromwhich it was expected we would see Harris' camp , and possibly find his men ready formed to meet us , my heart kept getting higher and higher , until it felt tome as though it was in my throat I would have given any thing then to have been back in the rear , but I baa not the moral courage to halt and con sider what to do. I kept right on. When we i ached a point from which the valley below was in f ull view , I halted. The place where * Harris had been encamped a few days before was still there , and marks of a recent encamp ment were plainly visible , but the troops were one. It seemed to me at once that Harris § ad been as much afraid of me as I had been of him. This was a view of the question ] had never taken before , but it was one I never forgot afterward. From that event to the close of the war I never experienced trepida tion upon confronting an enemy. " He speaks of the battle of Fort Donalson at some length. Of the battle of Shiloh he says 1-e considered the situation as one In which tnc icrtcral forces were on the offensive , but -ass rts that no precautions for defense were neglected. On this subject lie continues as follows : General Bcauregard was next in rank to Jobnsin , and succeeded to the command , w" I h he retained until the close of the battle nnu during the subsequent retreat on Corinth , as well us in the siege of that place. His tac tics have been st vcrely criticised by the con federate writers , but I do not believe his fallen chief could have done any better under the circumstances. Some of these critics claim that Shilohwas won when Johnson fell ; that if he had not fallen the army under me would have been whipped. "Ifs" defeated the confederates at Shiloh. There is little doubt that we should have been disgracefully beaten if the shells and bullets fired by us had passed harmlessly over the enemy , and If all of theirs had taken effect. Commanding generals are liable to be killed during engagements , and the fact that when he was shot Johnson was leading a bri gade to induce it to make a charge which had been repeatedlv ordered , is evidence that therewas neither the universal de moralization on our side or the unbounded confidence on theirs which has been claimed. There was , In fact , no hour during the day when I doubted the eventual defeat of the nemy , although I was disappointed that re inforcements so near at baud did not arrive at an early hour. " In this connection he re fers to the article In the Century and his re marks in it in regard to General McCook which caused so much public comment He tells of the long march of tne day before over muddy roads "by General McCook's division , of its "conspicuous acts of gallantry" on the day of battle and concludes in these words : v "I refer to these circumstances with minute ness because I did General McCook an injus tice in my article in the Century , though not to the extent one would suppose from the public pn ss. I am not willing to do any one an Injustice , and if convinced that I have done one I am always willing to make the fullest admission. " Then follow accounts of the seige and capture of Vicksburg , of his ap pointment as lieutenant-general , and he adds : "In my first interview with Mr. Lincoln alone , he stated to me that he had never professed to be a military man , or to know how campaigns should be conducted , and never wan ted to in terfere with them , but the procrastination on the part of commanders , and the pressure of the people at the north and congress , which , like the poor , he'bad always with him , ' had forced him into Issuing his well known series of 'exclusive orders. ' ' ' He did not know but they were all wrong. He wanted some one to take the responsibility and act Grant estimates Lee's strength at 50,000 in the Wilderness , all familiar with the country , which to the federal forces was wholly un known. He explodes the theory of Lee's sur render taking place under an apple tree , and describes at length the scene and his feelings at that time. He says ho felt like anything r t'ter ' than rejolcing'at the downfall of a foe that had fought so long and gallantly. Tins SEAT OF Miscellaneous Hatters of Interest at tlie Na tional Capital. Tho secretary of the treasury has issued an order repealing tho existing regulations gov erning the Importation and disinfection of rags. Although the government will in no way regulate the introduction of rags after this date , collectors of customs are Instructed ' ISftV' ' to enforce tho state or city laws on the sub m- ject , or tho orders of health authorities at ports of entry. Commissioner Sparks has addressed a letter to Secretary Lamar requesting him to call upon tho attorney-general to Institute legal proceedings to set aside tho Maxwell grant in New Mexico , upon allegations of fraud. This .grant Is now owned by a Dutch syndicate , which purchased of an English company , which derived Its title from ex-Senator Chaf- t ee and other Americans. It comprises near ly 2,000,000 acres , and Commissioner Sparks alleges that tho original Spanish grant cov ered only about 1,000,000 acres , and all the rest is a grand rapo of the public domain. Tho president has appointed 'William Sta- iploton , of Colorado , to be smelter of the "United " States mint at Denver , Col. ' The president bos appointed Geo. Wilson , of Peoria , 111. , to beoome'collector of internal revenue for tbo Fifth district of Illinois , vice Howard Knowlcs , suspended. creamery Oicncrs in Convention. At Parsons , Kan. , creamery owners and superintendents of Missouri and Kansas met in convention and organized tlio Kansas and Missouri creamery association , electing J. H. Wardin , of Nevada , Missouri , president ; F G. O.Howard , of Chanute , Kansas , secretary andV. . C. King ; of Parsons , treasurer , and adjourned to meet in Kansas City on the call of executive committee. Tho creameries were tvell represented and entire harmony prevailed. It Is the Intention of the associa tion to establish in Kansas City a weekly tooardof trade for tho sale of their butter , which aggregates 100,000 pounds per week. This Is a newwestern enterprise , and start ! with unusual prospects of success. The net debt-of the United States has now gone below $1,500,000,000 for the first time since the war. Twenty years ago it .was $2,700,000,000. ' HAND GOBBLED. Enough Acre * Stolen to Slake a Good Sized Stale. Commissioner Sparks , ofthe land office las submitted to Secretary Lamar his report upon the famous Maxwell land grant In New Mexico , for which nearly 3,000,000 acres of public land grants were claimed and patented in 1879. The official proceedings leading 'up to the patent are recited in detail by the commis sioner , who then says In brief : "Pending these proceedings a large number of letters , complaints , petitions , protests and charges were transmitted to this office and the depart ment from the citizens of New Mexico , alleg ing fraud in the location of boundaries of this claim , and extension far beyond any original claim or possession by the grantee ; the Inva sion of settlement and mining rights , and of native inhabitants and Indian occupants. Nothing more than a mere formal notice , of these various complaints and allegations ap pears to have been taken or done by this office- No Investigation was had , but claims for this enormous region ot country appears to have been carried through the office without regard to the interests of the government or the rights of the citizens of the territory in act ual occupancy of the land. Evidences of fraud were manifest In the bold fact of the presen tation of a claim for nearly 2,000.000 acres based upon a grant of less than 1,000,000 acres. Grants bv Mexican authorities were governed by the Jaws of the nation. Colonization grants were limited la quantity to eleven leagues or about 48,000 acres to each person. Out-boundaries of the localities mentioned In the applications for grants arc usually of a most * general character. In the present case those boundaries might have been found or alleged to be found at the most diverse points. The alleged making of boundaries under pur ported judicial possession was of an unstable character , easily removed and liable to early destruction from natural and othercauses. . Nothing was easier than to find such allcgi monuments wherever they T ere desired , D in the so called adjudication this case of bou darlcs was claimed'and the monuments asso : ed by Interested parties. They were accep as the actual boundaries and monuments the grant , which was thus swollen from a li tie over four townships at most to more tb seventy townships of public land. Commissioner Sparks recommends thatsu able action be taken looking 'to the vigoro prosecution of the suit now pending in t district court of Colorado , and that a new su be commenced in New Mexico , where tl greater part of the lands lie , to set apart th ! patents already issued under this grant. CHARITIES AND CORRECTIONS. Some of the Topics Discussed in the Conven tion at Washington. In the convention of Charities and Correc tions at Washington , the regular order was taken up , and Hon. W.P. Letchworth , of New York , chairman of the committee on prevention of work among children , read the report of the committee. Mr. William Harris , of Con cord , Mass. , read a paper entitled "Compul sory Education , " in which statistics were tiled voluminously. Compulsory education , he held , was a valuable means to the desired end. Miss Phoebe Couzins read a paper on kindergartens , prepared for the conference by Mrs. Sarah B. Cooper , of California. It held that the power of early training and habit was not easily over-estimated. Cbuiges of habits were generally loo small to be felt until they were too strong to be broken. The afternoon session was devot-d to the further considera tion of the subject of the moruiug aud several interesting papers. Among them was one on "Dependent young children in families and institutions , " prepared by Mrs. Clara T. Lof- ard , of Massacbusets. The author , who is a member of the Massachu setts board of health , lunacy and charity , found that the safeguard thrown by society around the virtue of women would be weakened by any provisions which would relieve unmarried mothers from the penalties of their action and care of their offsprings. She condemned the policy of separating un married mothers from their children as inju rious both to the mothers and children. Mrs. Srcacer , who read this paper , said she was so wrought upon by what it did not say that she could not keep silent. She would have sup posed that the distinguished author had been reared in France , where chivalry demanded that the father of an illegitimate child shall not be discovered. She noticed , from begin ning to end of the paper , how very carefully the discovery of the father was guarded against by the excellent women of Massachu setts. She believed that the sentlmenfbf the women of District of Columbia was largely in favor of holding the father respoaslble tor the care of the child. A. MALAJtr AMONG HORSES. Serious Outbreak at St. JLoulsof What is Sup posed to be Spinal Neninijitis. Several cases of spinal meningitis have de veloped among1 tho horses in livery stables at St. Louis. The stable-keepers and horsemen are very muchworried about it , and at Vas- tino's stables on Llndcll avenue , three deaths have occurred within two days. Reports of sickness among the horses at other stables lead to the conclusion that an epidemic is threatened but the veterinary surgeons deny it. Dr. Crowley , Jr. , who examined the ani mals at Vastinc's stable , said that the disease was undoubtedly meningitis. With the first symptom the horse shakes his head , becomes uneasy , and at lencth violent fetanic spasms andf onvulsions ensue and tho animal dies in great agony. Ho did not think it a contagious disease , and it could possibly bo traced to the food and air. Superintendent Howe , o tho Lindell stables , said that the horses arc sud denly attacked , and there seemed to be con traction of the muscles. They paw and bite and throw their heads ' from side to s'de. They evidently sulTer'sreat pain and finally fall down and die. Somo of the symptoms of lock-jaw ore developed 'in tho courso of tho disease. Larry Cavender's riding horse was seized with symptoms of tbo disease , and Captain Dozier , residing on School street , lost a horso from tho same cause. A similar case was reported at Stahl's stables , but this was not fatal. At Forest Park stables seventeen horses were taken sick , but the symptoms aro pleuro-pneumonia. Tho car-stable managers nave not reported any case of the kind , but tbero is much .uneasiness manifested. Dr. James , who visited Vastine's stable , expresses tho opinion that there is no danger of an epi demic. THE TRANSPORTATION OF MAILS. The Decision Arrived at by the Postmaster- General. Tho postmastejr-general has decided not to advertise for bids to enter into contracts for the transportation of foreign malls upon tho mileage basis under tho authority conferred by congress March 3,1655. Tho subject has been under consideration by tho cabinet for some time and the conclusion had been reached after tho presentation by tho post master-general of an exhaustive argument covering the whole matter. The postmaster- ffcnernl holds that the money appropriated IB not intended as a subsidy , because to sub sidize at the rate allowed in the act would take over ono million dollars , whereas only 540.000 is appropriated. Ho thinks ves sels will continue to carry the mail at tho present rate , and if they should refuse they could be compelled to do so as common car riers , receiving just compensation. He is in clined to the opinion that the money appro priated should be returned to tho treasury , and says : "Desirable as is the development Of American steam hip lines , tho act does not propose to put money at tho postmaster-gen eral s disposal for any other purpose than carrying the mail. " In his opinion "It is bet ter to remit the subject to congress for more explicit explanation than to attempt to dis tribute a large sum of public money not in fact required for tno use for which it was ap- prop-tored , mostly because an act of congress gives tho license. " "Order slate" is the injudicious ad- rice suspended before certain coal of fices. ' Finding Drowned People. - " An Old Folk-Lorist" writes : Tho remarkable incident of the discovery of the body of a child drowned in the river Kennet , at Newbury , in 1767 , by means of a two-penny loaf with a quantity of quicksilver put into it , was quoted by one of your contemporaries some twenty years ago , and then elicited many curi ous proofs of the existence of similar practices with analogous successful re sults , and with what is not always the case a satisfactory explanation of the phenomenon. Sir James Alexander , in his account of Canada , after stating that the Indians believe that a drowned body may be discovered by floating a piece of cedar-wood , which will stop and turn round over the exact spot , mentions an instance which occurred within his own knowledge , where the body of a personwho was drowned bythe oversetting of his boat near Cedar island " could notbe discovered until this experiment was resorted to. " But something more remarkable was stated by an eminent clergyman , happi ly still livingwho mentioned thac , many years before , a boy wlio had late ly come to Eton imprudently bathed in the Thames where it flows with great rapidity under " the playing fields"and was carried out of his depth and drowned. All. efforts to recover the body failed till one of tho masters threw a cricket-bat into the stream , which floated to a spot where it turned round in an eddy in a deep hole , under which the body was found. There were , I Growth of the Baptist Denomination The history of the Baptist Church shows in. a striking manner the vitality of its principles. A recent statement of its growth and present condition pre sents the following statistics : In 1762 there were only 56 Baptist churches in America ; in 1792 thev had increased to 1,000 , in 1812 to 2i33 , in 1832 to 5,322 , in 1852 to more than 9,500 ; in 1858 , without including any of the minor Baptist organizations , to 12,000 , with 1,000,000 members , and , if the minor bodies are included , to 1,500.000 , and an attached population of about 7,500- 000 souls. In 1866 the denomination proper possessed 13tt70 church organ izations , and no less than 1,123,148 communicants. According to the cen sus of 1870 the regular Baptist denom ination possessed , 14,474 church organ izations and 12,857 churches , but this is evidently incorrect , inasmuch as the Baptist year-book for 1871 shows a re turn of17,745 churches. The records of the Government show the following increase in the value of church property during the course of two decades : 1850 , value of churches , $11,020,855 ; 1860 , value of churches , $19,799,378 : 1870 , value of churches , $39,229,221. The foregoing pertain to the regular body. The value of church property for the same periods , of other Baptist bodies has been rep'orted as follows : 1850 , value of churches , $153,115 ; 1860 , value of churches , $1,279,736 ; 1870 , value of churches , $2,378,977. From 1860 to 1870 the value of church edifices owned by tho regular body increased nearly 100 per cenj ; . If this ratio of increase has been kept up during the past de cade , the Baptists are the possessors of church property having a'value not far from $80,000,000. An Ohio Woman's Hallucination. A middle-aged , motherly-looking woman Mrs. Mary Cullen , has been taken into cus tody at Cleveland , Ohio , for insanity of a pe culiar typo. She imagines sho was elected mayor of that'city for four years , at a salary or $13,000 a year , but her husband wants to draw tho salary and compel her to make all the appointments. Sho objected to this. She says her husband had her arrested. Now she wants to resign the impo rtant position. THE MARKETS. OMAHA. WHEAT No. 2 BARLEY No.2 48 © RYE No. 2 51 © CORN No. 2 mixed OATS No. 2 BUTTER Fancy creamery. . . . 18 BUTTER Choice dairy 10 © BUTTER Best country 8 & EGGS Fresh. , . . 10 © ONIONS Per bbl 3 50 @ CmcxENSr-Per doz. . alive. . . . 3 50 © CniCKENSHDressed , perlb. . . . 12 & LEMONS Choice „ 4 50 @ BANANAS Choice 275 © ORANGES Mesina 325 © POTATOES Per bushel CO © POTATOES New 2 00 © SEEns Timothy 2 10 @ SEEDS Blue Grass 1 35 © HAY Baled.per ton. . . : 650 © HAY In bulk 650 © NEW YORE : WHEAT No. 2 red l 02 © WHEAT QnErraded red 75 © CORN No.2. " 53J © OATS Mixed western 4) @ 43 PORK 11 25 © 1175 LAUD 6 70 © * 77& CHICAGO. 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The younger the > artes : are the more paroxsmal will be the paroxism. ' Women as Candidates. By Ciril-Servica Examiner. As 1 have mentioned the fair sex > I will add ( under shelter of anonymity ) that I did not at all like the task of ex amining them. I deeply regret to say it , but I certainly found them much more troublesome than the competitive males. It is very difficult to maintain discipline among them , or to arouse in them any keen sense of the virtue of scrupulousness. I shall never forget being intrusted with the examination of certain eight young ladies. Tho first thing that struck me was that they had evidently arrayed themselves in their most exaggerated costumes , no doubt with the view of insinuating themselves into the favor of their judges. Though somewhat nervous and jerky in manner it was clear that they fully meant to fascinate. Poor things ! they little knew the iron sternness of the De partment. It was with difficulty that I got them to sit down , and with still greater difficulty that I induced thiem not to crowd together. ( I sho old mention that the room inwhich we werewas furnished , not with isolated desks , butwith the old-fashioned con tinuous desks and forms. ) "When I had distributed the papers and deliv ered a Smithsonian harangue on the necessity of silence and the enormity of copying , I resumed my own work. Al most immediately I became aware of a rustling sound , and , looking up , beheld , to my consternation , my eight fair pro tegees all close together like the colored beads upon a frame , taking sweet coun sel together on the subject of the paper. "Ladies , " I said sternly , "this will never do. I must ask you once for all to keep your places. " Nothing could have been clearer than my meaning , or , as I think , more im pressive than my manner ; but one verv "unfinished" damsel had the pertnessto answer : "Mustn't we go back to them first ? " Hereupon there was an audible titter , which I pretended not to hear. More over , following the noble example set at the army examination by the Chief Commissioner himself , I ignored any thing disrespectful in the question , and replied : "Yes , you must go back to your places , if you please. You ought not to have left them. " I may as well allow at once , however , that all my efforts to infuse a lefty offi cial sense of duty into these wilful maidens were utterly unsuccessful. The way in which they copied from one an other wus simply appalling. I diJ not look over their paper afterward but the family likeness between them must have been surprising. "When the paper-work was over , it ap peared that no less than five of the eight young ladies wished to speak fa me privately. I did not know whether to feel nattered or embarrassed by this desire. However , feeling bound to hear what a candidate had to say , I re quested No-1 to favor me with her com munication. It was very lengthy , and was delivered with great volubility in an extraordinary high key. I will not attempt to reproduce it exactly that would be qtute beyond my powers ; but it was to the general effect that she ( tho speaker ) would have done her papers a great deal better would , in fact , have triumphed over them completely but for tho circumstances that her maiden aunt , Miss Cox , who lived at No. 5 Laburnum Yillas , Ber- modosey , and who had brought her up since the death of her poor father of typhoid fgver in the year 1867 , was Ttn- forlunateiy very deaf , though otherwise highly talented and accomplished , and that in consequenea Miss Tibbits ( she had at the very beginning utterly re fused to yield to my entreaty and speak . of herself as a number , but had pen- j sisted in introducing herself as Miss i Tibbits ) had not derived all the advan- | tages from her aunt's instruction which . she would most certainly have derived ! under different circumstances. ' And ' she desired me , as the examiner , to . take this into account , as was only fair and right , in looking over her papers. By this time I had learnt the official ' formula for answering the questions of candidates. I consider that , as a piece ac cessible to candidates , they are not in convenienced. Then you proceed to convey a little temporary consolation to the wounded spirit of the candidate , without committing yourself in the least. That keeps him or her quiet and hopeful , which of course is a great advantage in an examination. This was the magic formula that I now offered to Miss Tibbits , in the con fident expectation that it would meet her requirements , as it had met tho re quirements of so many others. Nor was I disappointed. Miss Tibbits took it eagerly , and se.emed much the better for it. It was not my fault that the good thus done was not likely to be per manent. The four other young ladies who de sired to speak to me had all something similar to say. There were special circumstances in each case which de served consideration , and which cer tainly required very lengthy exposi tion. In each case I applied the for mula , and always with success. Corn- hill Magazine. The channel tunnel bill has been de feated in the English parliament. The people are evidently afraid of seeing a continental army emerge , seme fine flay , from the proposed underground road , ready to deatrov their cherished institutions. i BY HELEN FORREST GIUVES- Minna's roomwas not light at the best of times. Its onewindow , planted dor * mer-fashion in the roof , gave on > the blank whitewashed side of an adjoining house , which towered np a story or1 so higher than its unpretentious neigh bors. bors.But But Minna a personage who always made the best of things had absolutely persuaded herself that this was the best light in the world for her oil-painting. "There are no bursts of sunshine or stray sunbeams to disturb the cool , clear atmosphere , " said she. "Artists always prefer this sort of light. " For Minna Morton was a working- girl. Too delicate to stand behind the ' counter or superintend the busy loom , she yet endeavored to earn her own livelihood by means of an artist's palette and sheaf of brushes. Her outfit had cost a considerable sum there was no denying that ; but Rosa Hale , who stitched kid gloves in a down town factory , had lent her the money for the purchase , and little Bess Beaton , the landlady's daughter , "sat" to her two hours every day after school quite satisfied with gingerbread nuts to munch and a battered rag doll , which had belonged to Minna's own younger days , to play with. And Minna was young and hopeful , and in the far distance saw herself ac quiring name and fortune by means of her beloved art. This morning , however , the room seemed a degree gloomier than its usual wont ; and when Minna arranged her canvas on the easel , a dim sort of mis giving crept across her heart. It was a simple picture that she had painted a little girl playing on a sun- flecked barn-floor , with a brood of chickens fluttering around her , and a stealthy cat advancing from beneath tangled masses of hay. Yesterday the little girl had seemed animated with real , actual life ; the hay had seemed almost to rustle in the wind ; one could almost perceive the sinuous , gliding motion of the cat. But to-day it was as if a leaden spell had descended upon everything. "Am I an artist ? " Minna asked her self ; "or am I not ? " Bosa Hale's step , coming softly down the stairs , aroused her from a disagree able reverie. She hurried to the door , with the al most invisible limp which had always haunted her since that unlucky fall of her childhood. "Bosa , " she said , "areyouin a hurry ? Do come in a moment I" And Bosa came in , with her little brown bonnet neatly tied under her chin , and her lunch basket in her hand , on her way to the factory where "real imported kid gloves , fresh from Paris , " were turned , out by the dozen gross a day."What "What is it , Minna ! " she asked , cheerfully. "Look at this picture , " said Minna , drawing her up in front of the easel. "Well , I'm looking , " said Eosa. "What do you thrk of it ? " Bosa repeated. "Why , I think it is beautiful ! " "Oh , I know that ! " impatiently cried Minna. "The bits of hay are painted to perfection , and the rat-holes in the . barn-floor are copied exactly after that one in the corner of tho cupboard , bat all that isn't true art , Bosa. Does the child look as if she would speak to you ? " "The checks in her gingham apron are painted beautifully , " said Bosa , timidly. Minna frowned. "But the cat ? " said she. "Is it a live cat ? Do yo fancy you are going to see her spring ? " "N-no , " unwillingly admitted Bosa. "Its a lovely cat , but it's only a picture of a cat ! Minna dear Minna , I haven't offended yon , have I ? " ' 'Oh ! " saii Minna . ' ' , no , lightly. 'But you have told me exactly what I wanted to know what I was sure of myself. Good-by , Bosa ! and mind you don't bring me any more of those delicious little bouquets. They're lovely , but they cost five cents , and you haven't any five-cent pieces to throw away. " And so , with a loving kiss , she dis missed the pink-cheeked little factory- girl , who was always so kind to her ; and then she sat down in the Upas shadow of the dismal whitewashed wall , and cried : "I knew it all along , " she declared. "You are a hideous little impostor ! " ( to the simpering figure in the foreground ) . "And you" ( to the cat ) "are simply a thing of wood. And I am not an artist at all ! If " "Bat , tat , tat ! " came a soft knock at the door. Minna started guiltily to her feet , and dashed away the wet spray of tears from her cheek. "Come in ! " said she. And to her horror , she saw standing there a tall , pleasant-faced young man. "What did you please to want ? " said she. rather timidly. "I I beg your pardon ! " said he. "But are yon theyoung lady who sent a note to Palmer & Co. , picture dealers ? My father has an attack of lumbago this morning , and is unable to come out. He has sent me in his stead. " Minna colored deeply as she remem bered that in her elation of the day be fore she had actually been so foolish as to write to Palmer & Co. to send up an expert to value her picture for the sales room. ; "Where is the picture ? " he asked , ; "is this il. ? " " "Yes , " Minna answered , with an odd , choking sensation in her throat. ' 'But but " It was of no use. The tears would comij. She sat down in the cushioned window seat , and hid her face in her bands. "Has anything happened ? " asked Mr. Paul Palmer , genuinely disconcert ed. "Nothing more than might have been expected , " said Minna , trying to smile. "Please don't think me foolish I Yesterday I fancied that this.daub of ) mine was a gem of art. Now my eyes : havebeen opened. I know that it is > 'worthless ' ! " Mr. Palmer glanced scrutinizingly at the picture. "But , " said her , "are you sure that you are the best judge ? " " "One can trnst one's own instinct , " said Minna , sadly. "I am sorry I hava given you so much unnecessary trouble. But I am notrichr and I thonghtlhad discoverod a.-way of earnicg my living. It is a bitter disappointment * to mebuij ; I suppose it isan. old story to von , Mr. Palmer. " Paul was silent. In the course ofi. his business he had witnessed many trying scenesbut his heart ached for this pala little girl , with the sunny flax-gold hair brushed away from her forehead , and the almost imperceptible limp in } her gait. ' It seemed to him as if IIQ could read her story almost as plainly as if it were written on her faca in print ed sentences. ' 'Suppose you let me take the picturq home and submit it to my father's opin ion ? " he said , calmly. "I do not believe it will be of any use , " sighed. Minna. "It seems as if , my eyes had been unsealed all too late. : I I am no artist. I am only a fraud. Oh , yes , " as he looked inquiringly at her , "you can take it. The sooner I know my fate , the better it will be foe me. " So Mr. Palmer wrapped up the can vas in a piece of brown paper , bowed a quiet good-by , " and departed. All that day Minna sat in a sort o terrified suspense , scarcely daring to breathe. Toward night Mr. Palmer came back. "Well ? " she gasped , breathlessly. "I am happy to say that the picture is accepted , " said he. "I have brought ; you twenty-five dollars for it. And I would like a pair of smaller ones companion subjects as soon as you can furnish them. " Minna Morton gave a little gasp fon breath. "Oh ! " she cried , "yon really do not mean it. Accepted ! and more wanted ! Oh , it don't seem possible ! " "How noon can you have them readv ? " said Paul , quietlv. "In a month ? " ' 'Yes , in less time than that , " an swered Minna , half giddy with delight. "I shall work day and night. Oh , Mr. Palmer how kind yon are ! Indeed , in- deed-yon do-not know what all this means for me I" If Minna could have been temporar ily clairvoyant that day if she could have followed Paul Palmer back to the "art emporium"whore his father , half doubled up with lumbago , sat view ing his recent acquisition through an eye-glass what would have been her feelings. " "Paul'said ho , curtly , "this thing that you have brought home isn't worth shop-room. " "What is the matter with it , sir ? " "Nothing nothing on earth. The trouble , " said Mr. Palmer , vindictively "is that there is nothing to it. It is a negatative from beginning to end. Tell the artist we can find no sale for such trash ! " But Paul Palmer carried back no such message. He went and came of ten. Ho spoke words of kindly en couragement to the poor young girl , and paid , out of his own pq-cket , liberal prices for her efforts. And one day he asked her to 1)3 his wife , and Minna promised that she would. "Heretofore , " said she , "I have al ways dreamed of devoting myself to , art f but of late lam not so hopeful. It seems as if my poor pinions are not strong enough to soar. Yes , Paul , if you can care for a helpless lame girl like me " "I love you , Minna ! " he said , simply. "If you will trust yourself to me , I will' never give you cause to repent it. " Itwas not until they had been mar ried some years , and old Mr. Palmer , the picture dealer , was dead and buried , that Minna , wandering through the de serted rooms of the old warehouse , with a rosy-cheeked child clinging to the skirts of her gown , came across some dust-powdered canvases , with their faces turned to the wall. "Ohlook , mamma ! " cried little Paul. "Whatare these ? " "Let us examine them , dear , " said , she. ' They were her own long forgotten efforts ! She stood looking at them , through a mist of tears and smiles. "Dear , noble Paul ! " she murmured to herself. "This only adds to tho debt of gratitude that I already owe him. But he need not have been so tender of my feelings. I know now that art , so far as I am concerned , was a delusion and a snare. I know that my truest happiness , my greatest felicity , has been in cherishing him and the children. " And she never told Paul that she had fliscovered his long-guarded secret. It Cured Him. From the Norwich Bulletin. I would like to tell you of an incidents of absentmindedness that cured a schoolmaster entirely of this often comical mental defect. The bell was ringing for school , and the master's rcife wanted a pail of water and a hod of : oal. To save time , the master strove ioget both the water and the coal at the jame time. He drew thewater from anj ) fashioned well , and , getting his hotfi illed with coal , entered the house with lis hands full. He walked to the sink md placed the hod of coal where the vater pail was usually kept , and , taking he pail of water into the sitting-room , poured it into the stove. The hissing iteam blew open the stova door issued' Tom the coal chamber and every seam , n the stove , scorched the master , put rat the fire acd filled the house with iteam. Amid it all issued the agonized ihout of the schoolmaster : "Blast < ny eyes ! I've made another mistake ! " le never made another. In the week , hat he was done up in linen bandages md goose grease his mind as well as his' > pdy was restored to a healthy condi- ion.