McCook weekly tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 188?-1886, November 01, 1883, Image 2
THEY MET BY CHACHE. They met by chance , the usual way , Down in the meadow near the lane , Where thrive the ferns and flovr'rete gay , And wild birds Join in sweet refrain : A most enrapturing 'retreat A calm , secluded tryating place A spot' whore lovers lore to meet And blend their souls in love's embrace. The dew caressed the tiny flow're , T lemoon rolled silently above , And all throughout the hazy hours " The'rilgntingale sangf * his love. There was the very deuce to pay Down in the meadow near the lane They-mef by-chance , the usual way The cow and that 'ere railway train. [ Eugene Field. FECK'S BAD BOY AITD HIS FA. Tha Boy Bans a Fnnerai and Shown That . Ho la Not Half as Mean aa Folks Thinks He Is. Focfc'4 Bun. "Well , you don't look very kitteny this morning , " said the grocery man to the bad boy , as lie stood up behind the stove to get warm , and looked as though life was not one continued picnic - ' nic , as he'retoforo. "What's the matter - tor with you ? Your father has not been tampering with you with a boot , has he ? " "No , sir ? " said the boy , as he bright ened up. "Pa and me are good friends now. He says ho has discovered that my heart is in the right place , and that I am going to amount to something , and he his : forgiven every foolish thing I ever did to him , and says for me to come ; o him any time when I want ad vice or money to do good with. Why , when pa found I had pawned my watch to get money to buy medicine for the old-woman , he went and redeemed it , and offered to whip the pawnbroker for charging me too much for the money. Opa is a darling now. . He went to the'funeral with us. " "What funeral ? " said the grocery .man , with a look of surprise. { 'You Are crazy. I haven't heard of any fu neral at your house. Don't you come no ioke on me. " " 0 , there is no joke about it , " said the boy. "You see , the little apple .girl's grandma lost her grip on this earth , soon * after she got the medicine arid the doctor , and died. I was down there ard it was the solemnest scene I ever witnessed. I looked around , and see that somebody had got to act , and I ? braced up and told the girl I was all di wool , a yard wide , and for her to just let me run things. She was going to m the poor master , and have the city bury the old lady , but I couldn't bear to see we that little girl play solitaire as mourner grs and ride in an express wagon with the to remains , and not have any minister , ke ho and go to the pauper burying ground ' thi 'where they don't say grace over the coffin , but two shovclers smoke black nei pipes and shovel the earth in. too quick toe and talk Bohemian all the time ; It thz didn't seem right for a poor little girl that never committed a crime except to ) be poor and sell wormy apples , to have fac no style about her grandma's funeral , as so I told her to brace up and wipe her UP tier eyes on one of my handkerchiefs , and wait for . Well ' sea Hennery. , sir , I didn't know as I had so much gall. You have mu got to be put in a tight place before you stu dri know the kind of baled hay there is in you. I rushed out gu and found but a motherly old lady that used to do our washing , and dot give me bread and butter with brown cer sugar on it , when I went after the ing ' clothes. I knew Hf a woman that would give a bad boy bread and butter with ifl brown sugar on it , and cut the slices thick , had a warm heart , and I got her t.jjY to go down the alloy , and . . stay with . the NOT little girl , and be a sort of mother to her for a couple of days. Then I got my of bicycle and took it down to the pawn ten shop and g t twenty dollars on it , and vas with that money in my pocket I felt assi as though I owned a brewery , and I poj went to a feller that runs an excursion the hearse and told him I wanted a hearse rae and one good carriage , at two o'clock edi sharp , and the mourners would be bus > ready. He thought I was fooling ; but nar I showed my roll of bills and that set gen tled him. He would have turned out knc six horses for me , when he seen I had to the wealth to put up. I went down our and told the little girl how I had ar hat ranged things , and she said she wasn't tot fixed for no such turnout as that. She gen ; .hadn't any clothes , and'the toes of one six foot were all out of the shoe , and the thei heel was off the other one , so she ulai walked sort of italic like. I told her gen not to borrow any trouble , and I would rig her out so she would do credit to a n. regular avenue funeral , with plumes ixty on the hearse , and I went list homo and hunted through the the closets and got a lot of clothes thrc ma wore years ago , when my little unk brother died , and a pair of her shoes < witl and a long veil , ana everything com chu plete. I was going to jump over , the COIE tiack fence with tlie bundle' when pa mde got sight of me and called me back. I ious felt guilty , and didn't want to explain , sent and pa opened the bundle , and when he reli . .saw the mourning ; clothes that he had posi notseen before since we buried our lit- the little baby , great tears came to pa's ties * eyes , , and he broke down and wept like It ; a child , and'it made me weaken some , shoi too. Then a wanted to know whatit tha all-meant , why I was , stealing them inch vclothes out the , back way , and I told forl Mmall , , how J-had pawned things to pros see that little girl through her- trouble , sion and had taken the black clothes 'cause I thought pa would go back on it , and Sc tell me to let people run their own inch funerals. I expected pa would thump , inly me , but ho said he would go his bottom whiTi dollar on me , and , do yon know , the old Ti daisy went with me to the house , and d'oa patted the girl on the head , and said for her to keep a stiff upper lip , and when the funeral came off pa and.three other old duffers that are'pa's chums , they acted as bearers. I nad tried a couple of ministers to get tliem to go along and say grace , but I guess they couldn't see any more money or glory in it , for they turned me away with a poft answer , and I had about closed a contract with a sort of amateur preacher that goes around to country school houses preaching for his b&ard , but pa he kicked on that , and said we should have the best there waa , and he sent word to our minister that he had got use for him , and he was on deck , and did his duty just as well as though a million aire was dead. Well , I , rode with the little girl as assistant mourner , and tried to keep her from crying , but when we passed the house of correction , where her father is working out a sen tence for being drunk and disorderly , she broke down , and I told her I would be her father and mother , and grand mother , and the whole family , and she put her h.and on mine and said how food I was , and that broke mo up , and had to beller. I don't want to be called good. If people will keep on considering xno bad , and lot me do what good I want to on the sly , it is all right. But when she put that little hand on mine , and it was so clean'and something went all over mo [ ike when you step on a carpet tack , or hit your funny bone against a gas bracket , and I felt as * though I would ' stay by that girl 'till qho got big enough to wear long dresses. Everything passed off splen did , and as a pauper funeral passed us on ! the road , the driver smoking a clay pipe , and the coffin jumping around , I couldn't help noticing the difference. I was proud that I pawned my bicycle and got up a funeral that ? n"o person need be ashamed of , and when I niai arranged with the washwoman to take the girl home with her and be her mother till I could make different arrangements , I felt what a great responsibility - sponsibility rests on a family Boy , and when I dismissed the hearse and car riages ; and went nome , and pa took me in his arms and said he wouldn't take a inm million dollars for me , and that this day's experience had shown him that I was ! worth my weight in solid gold , and th he had stopped at the pawn shop an got my watch aud bicycle , I never felt so happy in my life. Say , don't YOU tliink there is a heap o'f solid com fort in doing something kind of unex pected . , to make other people happy , or didn't you ever try it ? " "Of course thereis , " said the grocery th man , as he passed the boy a glass of cider. "I remember once I'gave a poor jac woman a mackerel , and the look of of gratitude she gave me , as she asked me th trust her for half a peck of potatoes , kept , me awake two nights just thinking how much happiness a man can cause cai through one rusty mackerel. But she never came oackto pay for the pota the toes. I suppose ytm will be marrying In [ that apple peddler , won't you ? " bei "Well , , t hadn't .thougnt of that , 11 sta aid the boy , as he looked red in the face , "but if it would make her feel half poi contented ' as it did for me to fix her ire for the funeral , and go along with , I would marry her quicker than the ; scat , when we get big enough. But I bus nust go and pay the undertaker. He ree itucR me for two dollars extra on the stri Iriver's wearing a black suit , but I juess I can stand it , " and the boy went a ut whistling. As he passed out the fuf leer without taking any fruit , the gro- cai ery man said to a man who was shav- an off some plug tobacco to smoke , sail 'That boy is going to turn out all right , cle he doesn't have any pull back. " spii Sai SaiI Is the Old Faith Dying ? fovembor Century. . > f ' It is often said specifically that men affairs , as a class , have lost their in- wai erest in the churches , and an attempt wit lately made to test the truth of this vay issertion. In an eastern city , with a ing opulation of a little less than forty the housand , the president and cashier of as of the national banks were request- the to furnish a list of the fifty strongest a usiness firms in the city , with the stai iame of the head of each firm. The boy gentlemen furnishing the list had no "Tl aiowledge whatever of the use thatwas S.I be made of it. In classifying fifty- ber names thus given , it was found there were seven whose relation T the churches was unknown to the B entleman who had obtained the list ; > who were not identified with any of eye- hem ; and forty-one who were all reg- den attendants upon the churches and venn onerous supporters of their wort the n Teat majority of them communicants , one a western city of a little more than enei thousand inhabitants , a similar the of fifty-two names was obtained in Col ! same way ; and the analysis showed poir whose ecclesiastical standing was doe nknown ; one Jew ; six not connected witl churches , and forty-two regular one liurch-goers : , of-whom thirty-one were com ommunicants. These lists were both ring up by well-informed and saga- repl business men ; the cities repre- bold 3nted by them are not conspicuously cree jligious communities ; and the com- tand ositionof them gives small color to left notion that the business men of our by are estranged from the churches. Dav is i astonishing that such a notion have lould ever have gained currency , in Priti face of the palpable fact that so tree money is contributed' every year wag the support of the churches and the sami irosecution of jiheir charitable and'mis- ' OCCB onary enterprises. stan j . i i - fcf / , * Isai Some people can't get along without sonii work , but the butter-makers cer- perc ] belong to one of the classes I ap churn a living. [ The Judge. thei The horse prefers to dine at the table mov . [ Boston Bulletin. the One Hundred Years Ago. It was the 2 th of November , 1783 - a brilliant day , that an excited crowd surged and shouted about Mr. Djy's tavern in Murray street , near the road to Greenwich. Cunningham , the cruel and vindictive British provost-marshal , stood at the foot of the flag-polo , from which floated the stars and stripes , the flag of the new republic. "Come , you rebel cur , " he said to Mr. Day , "I give you'two minutes to haul down that rag I'll have no such striped clout as that flying in the faces of his majesty's forces ! " "There it is , and there it shall stay , " said Day , quietly but firmly. Cunning ham turned to his guard. "Arrest .that man , " he ordered. "And as for this thing ; here , I'll haul it down myself , " andseizing the halyards , he began to lower the flag The crowd broke out into fierce murmurs , uncer tain what to do. Bnt , in the midst of the tumult , tho'door of the tavern flew open , and forth sallied Mrs. Day , armed with her trusty broom. "Hands off that flag , you villain , and drop my husband ! " sne cried ; and be fore the astonished Cunningham could realize the situation , the broom came down thwack ! thwack ! upon his pow dered wig. Old men still lived , not twenty years ago , who were boys in that excited crowd , and remembered how the powder flew from the stiff white wig , and how , amidst jeers and laugh ter , the defeated provost-marshal with drew from the unequal contest , and fled before the resistless sweep of Mrs. Day's all-conquering broom. Sir Guy Carleton , K. C. B. , comman- der-in-chief of all his majesty's forces in the colonies , stood at the foot of the flag-staff on the northern bastion of Fort George. Before him filed the departing - parting . ! troops of his king , evacuating the pleasant little city they had occu pied for over seven years. The waves ofw the bay sparkled in the sunlight , while the whale-boats , barges , gigs and launches sped over the water , bearing troops and refugees to the transports , or to the temporary camp on Staten Island. The last act of the evacuation was almost completed ; and , as to the strains of appropriate mu sic the commander-in-chief and his staff passed down to the boats , the red cross of St. George , England's royal flag , came fluttering down from its high staff on the north bastion , and the last of the rear-guard : wheeled toward the slip. But Cunningham , the provost-marshal , [ still angerea by the thought of his dis ! comfiture : at Day's tavern , declared roundly that no rebel flag should go up that ; staff in sight of King George's men. "Come , lively now , you blue jackets , " he shouted , turning to some the sailors from the fleet. "Unreeve the halyards , quick ; slush down the pole- ; knock off the stepping cleats ! Then let them run their rag if they can. " His orders were quickly obeyed , and marshal left the now liberated city. n a fewinoments Col. Jackson , halting before the flag-staff , ordered up the fei itars and stripes. "The halyards are cut , Colonel , " re ca ported the color-sergeant ; "the cleats bu gone , and the pole is slushed. " an "A mean trick , indeed , " exclaimed a he indignant colonel. "A gold jaco- vis 3us to him who will climb the staff and th reeve the halyards for the stars and stripes ! " wl "I want no money for the job , " said frc young sailor-lad as he tried it man- toi 'ully : once , twice , thrice , and each time ski ame slipping down covered with slush vie md shame. "I'll fix'em yet , " he toi said. "If yc'll but saw me up some COl jleats , I'll run that flag to the Wp in fin ipite of all the lories from 'Sopus to sandy Hook ! " thi Ready hands came to the assistance eat the plucky lad. tei Then , tying the halyards around his de vaist , and filling his jacket-pockets on vith cleats and nails , he worked his her ; up the flag-pole , nailing and climb- rel as ho went And now lie reaches coi top , now the halyards are rove , and Ben the t beautiful flag goes fluttering up So staff a mighty cheer is heard , and wa round of tairteen guns salutes the she tars and stripes and the -brave sailor- km who did the gallant deed. From lThe Little Lord of the Manor , " by E. chr Brooks , in St. Nicholas for Novem- bef ing UU The Capture of Jefferson Davis. vas Burton N. Harrison , Esq. , Jefferson full : avis' private secretarv , who was an wa yc-witness of the confederate presi- put ent's capture , describes it in the No- ing ember Century , as follows. doI "We were taken by surprise , and not of us exchanged a shot with the ant neiny. Col. Johnston tells me he was fire first prisoner taken. In a moment att . Pritchard rode elirectly to me , and neg ointing across the creek , said , 'What ' ; that mean ? Have you any men she you ? ' Supposing the firing was to by our teamsters , I replied , 'Of bpti aurse we have don't you hear the giv ; ? ' He seemed to be nettled at the cat , gave the order 'Charge , ' and CS oldly led the way himself across the as eek , nearly every man in his com- r following. Our camp vras thus cult deserted for a few minutes , except cultQ one mounted soldier near Mrs. trus avis' tent ( who was afterward said to Mis been stationed there by Col. Ii ritchard in passing ) and by a few like oopers who stopped to plunder our All agons. I had been sleeping upon the moil side of the road with the tent scupied by Mrs. Davis , and was then ' [ rp anding , very near it. Looking there , ing " saw'her couie out and heard her say lyA imothing to the soldier mentioned ; A Jrceiving she wanted him to move off , ' mat approached and actually persuaded witlL fellow to ride away. As the soldier L oved into the road , and I walked by the side of his horse , the president well emerged for the first time from the tent , at the side farther from us , and walked away into the woods to the eastward , and at right-angles with the road. "Presently , looking around and ob serving sombody had come out of the tent , the soldier turned his horse's head and , reaching the spot he had first oc cupied , was again approached by Mrs. Davis , who engaged him in conversa tion. In * a minutes this trooper was joined lj one or perhaps two of his comrades , who either had lagged be hind the column and were just coming up the road , or had at that moment crossed over from the other ( the west ) side , where a few of them had fallen to plundering , as Ihave stated , instead of charging over the creek. They re mained on horseback , and soon be came violent in their language with Mrs. Davis. The order to 'halt' was called out by one of them to the presi dent. It was not obeyed , and was quick ly repeated in a loud voice several times. At last one of the men threati ened to.fire , and _ pointed a carbine at the president. Thereupon , Mrs. Davis , overcome with terror , cried out in apprehension - prehension , and the president ( who had now walked sixty or eighty paces away into the unobstructed woods ) turned around and came back rapidly to his wife near the tent. At least one of the soldiers continued his violent language to Mrs. Davis , and the president reproached preached him for such conduct to her , when one of'them , seeing the face of the president , as he stopcf near and was talking , said , 'Mr. Davissurrender ! I recognize you , sir. ' Pictures of the presfdent were so common that nearly or quite every man in both armies ' knew his face. "It was , as yet , scarcely daylight. "The president had on a water-proof cloak. Ho had used it , when riding , . as o'.1" ' i a protection against the rain during'the night and morning preceding that last halt ; and he had probably been sleeping in that cloak at , the moment when the i camp was attacked. "While all these things were happen ing , Miss Howell and the children re mained within the tent. The gentle men of our party had , with the single exception of Captain Moody , all slept on the west side of che road and in or near the wagons. They were , so far as I .know , paying no attention to what was going on at the tents. I have since talked with Johnston , Wood and Lubbock - bock , and with others , about these matters ; and I have not found there was any one except Mrs. Davis , Jtlie single trooper at her tent , and myself , who saw all that occurred and heard all that was said at .the time. Any one else who gives an account of it has had to rely upon hearsay or his imagination i for his story. " Our Cat "With the Scarlet Fever. The of our cat ' - " ways catBecky" are always winning , and sometimes re markable , but the feat which ha made her famous is catching thu hcarlet fever. i Many persons do not believe that a cat can take disease from a human being , but this cat did it most undoubtedly , and was very seriously ill for more than week. It begun by her insisting on visiting the patient , her young mistress , sow though < the latter was too ill to notice w the little animal lying on the bed , and when at last Becky was forcibly driven sie from her post , it was too late , for cus tei tomary symptoms of the disease plainly E showed themselves. She was taken ch violently sick , and her throat and co became inflamed that thi tongue so she could not swallow ; ( no one thought to trt find out whether there was a rasn "n- thi dei her fur ) , but at all events she grew eel thinner every day , as she could neither Ln nor drink and the eu , physician in at tendance prescribed for her tin [ easy bo wi ilealiiby ; ciuoiuforru. However , some one < hot err suggested putting poultices on tfiroat , as this treatment gave great mr relief to tho" human wl patient , and ac- sordingly flax seed meal was- applied , be cla Becky Submitting without a struggle Sometimes ; it seemed as if the poultice sa was hot enough to scald her , out He bore the heat bravely , evidently Sa mowing what it was for. de One the who coi morning , person took shargo of the poultices , was awakened tes jefore light who after " Ca by puss , , "clew- ng" her vigorously , went to .the table cai mder the gas-burner where the linseed rec heated , and sat looking-up wist- chi ully. It was very evident that she Kit vanted : a hot poultice , for the one last hei on was quite cold , and after obtain- rer what she had for Beck- an come , Beckwent , , lown stairs again contented. ' In a few days she was convalescent , she spent most of her time before the wo in the invalid's suf room , making weak ittempts to lick her coat , which through ino leglect had lost all its gloss. of ' The first sign of reluming appelite Sa hewed itself when she endeavored to ow oat the cork of the cod-liver oil con lottle. She woi probably thought it would ( her strength , she being a reflective imj , anel particularly fond of fish. This rig ( of searlet fever is an absolute fact , her can bo certified by several witnesses. sub Isabel Sniithson in American Agri- pay > ulturist for "November. he Bei Queen Victoria is said to have en- cau rusted the task of writing her life to han Keddie , a Scotch woman. tob China corpulence is the symbol thii of social and spiritual distinction. civi their gods are represented'as enor- oral fat. lously in n Trimmings of silk or satin upon trav- M. dresses are n'ow considered whol- lore "bad form. " ' " thousand million dollars is the esti- as t latod < shrinkage of Wall street values his. fain two years. to Lady : Campbell , of London , wears 80 ? ' divided i .skirt , and is said to look and. in it. bunu IF rp' The Folar Hare. Fur away to the north of us stretches a land white -with snow during most of the year , where bleak winds in unob structed fury sweep over deserted wastes ; where night hangs like a som ber cloud for months and months un broken , and whore those crystal motin- .tains called icebergs are born. There is the home of the polar hare. There , where man aimlessly wanders in a vain search for food or sbelter , this dainty creature thrives. Strangely enough , however , it some times happens that men are overtaken by starvation in the midst of numbers of polar hares. This is because the little creature has a peculiarity which makes it difficult for the inexperienced hunter to shoot it. . When approached , " it seems to have ( no fear at all , but sits up , apparently waiting for the coming hunter. Just , however 1 , as the probably hungry man begins I to finger the trigger of his gun , and to eat in anticipation the savory stew , the hare turns about and bounds | actively away to a safe distance , and , . once more rising upon its haunches , sits with ft provoking air of seeming uncon sciousness until the hunter is again Er nearly within gun-shot , when it once more jumps away. This must be tantalizing enough to a well-fed sportsman , but how heart breaking to the man-who knows that not only his own life , but the lives of all his comrades as well , depends upon the capture of the pretty creature. Notwithstanding , however , the appar ent impossibility of approaching near enough to the hare to shoot it , there is fin reality a very 'simple way to accomplish - plish it. This plan is practiced by the natives , who no doubt have learned it after many a hungry failure. It con sists in walking in a circle around the animal , gradually narrowing the circle until within the proper distance. Sim ple as this plan is , it is so effective that , with care , the hunter may get within fifty yards of the bare , which seems completely bewilderedby his circular course. Perhaps the sad story of the heroic suffering and final loss of Captain De Long and his brave comrades might nev er have had to be told had it not been for their probable ignorance of a matter of no more importance than this of how to shoot j a polar hare. When they left their ship , the "Jeannette , " they took with them only rifles , thinking , no doubt , that they would fall in with only such large game as bears , reindeer , and wolves. As a matter of fact , such large ani mals were very scarce , while ptarmi gan , a spenius of grouse , were plenti- lul , and would have supplied food in abundance j . to the. whole brave band had there ' been shot guns with which to shoot'them. As it was , the rifles brought down but a few of the birds , and thus , in the midst of comparative plenty , the brave fellows starved From "Snow-Shoes and No Shoes , " by John R. Coryell , in St. Nicholas for Novem ber. Preachers and Women. St. James * Goicttc. Luther liked preachera to be hand some , "so as to please the eyes of women. " Toward the sex his tone is always that of kindness , tinged occa sionally with the good-humored con tempt of a superior for an inferior being. Evcii in regard to his Catherine he de clares that Tie had married her out of compassion. He thought her ? o pretty J. that he vowed he would send her per . trait to a council of Cr tholic divines then sitting , as an argument against celibacy. The portrait in question , by Lucas 'Cranach , scarcely bears out the eulogium. Tfte lady's face is large and bony , with round , unmeaning eyes , and wide , open nostrils. But she was preeminently - " eminently a good woman ; and one re mark of hers , made in the family circle , will bear repetition. "What must have been < the feelings of Abraham " , ex claimed Luther , "when he consented to sacrifice his only son and to slay him ? would never have spoken of it to Sarah. : It would have cost him too dear. ! Truly , had God imposed such a command upon me , I should have con tested the point with Hun. " Here Catherine interposed , saying , "I sannot believe that God would require any one to kill his ihild. " Dominus Kethn "My Lord Kitty" appears to have had a will of own. "If I were to " marry again , remarked her husband , "I would canre obedient wife for myself out of a slock of marble ; for unless I did so , I should despair of finding one. " Luther vould scarcely have approved of female suffrage ; but he was probably ahead of nest of his contemporaries in his ideas the rights of women. Thus the j'axon law , which assigned 03 the wid- ' w's portion a chair and a distaff , he tondems aa "too severe. " And he vould have it interpreled " largely , "as mplying by the first gift the widow's ight ] of remaining in the dwelling of husband ; and by the second ner ubsistence , her maintenance. A man ays his servant more liberally ; nay , gives j more than this to a b'eggar. " Jeing asked to advise on a matrimonial ause , he refrained from giving more : a general opinion as to the method be followed , in such cases. "These hings , " he concluded , "concern the authority ; for marriage is a tein- matter , whici interests the church no way except as to the conscience. " Naquet : could hardly use language anti-clerical. "Do you ever gamble ? " she asked , they sat together , her hand held in He replied , "No ; but if I wanted now i would be my time. " "How " "Because I hold a beriutiful . " The engagement is announced. -Somerville Journal.