UNKIND JOLT FROM ADAM As If Eve Hadn't Sorrow Enough , Her Partner Had to Add to the Affliction. Adam had just received his notlco of ejectment. Ho stared nt It a long tlmo in silence , while Eve , crouched In e dusky corner , softly whimpered. Presently the father of mankind looked nroiind. As Eve caught hlo angry eye her whimper elmiiBod to a gulping sob. "Well , " ho sternly said , "you've cer tainly put us in a fine mess with your silly curiosity ! And yet when I refused to have anything to do with your apple scheme you called mo a , poor fool. Do you remember that you called mo u poor fool ? " "Yo-cs , " sobbed Eve. "Well , there's just ono question I want to ask yon ? " said Adam. "What Is It ? " gasped thn first mother. "Who's loonoy now ? " ho harshly demanded. Then ho turned away abruptly and started to pack up the family gourds and the tent poles. Cleveland Plain Dealer. i BABY'S SCALP CRUSTED "Our llttlo daughter , when three months old , began to break out on the head and wo had the best doctors to treat herKbut they did not do her any Good. They said she had eczema. Her scalp was a solid scale all over. The burning and Itching wats so severe that she could not rest , day or night. Wo had about given up all hopes when wo read of the Cutlcura Remedies. We at once got a cake of Cutlcura Soap , a box of Cutlcura Ointment and ono bottle tlo of Cutlcura Resolvent , ) and fol lowed directions carefully. After the first dose of the Cutlcura Resolvent , wo used the Cutlcura Soap freely and applied the Cutlcura Ointment. Then Bho began to Improve rapidly and In two weeks the scale came off her head and new hair began to grow. In a very short time she was well. She Is now sixteen years of age and a pic ture of health. We used the Cutl cura Remedies about flvo weeks , reg ularly , nnd then we could not tell she had been affected by the disease. Wo used no other treatment after wo found out what the Cutlcura Remedies would do for her. J. Fish and Ella M. Pish , Mt Vernon. Ky. , Oct. 12 , 1909. " The Lawyers Won. Asklt Old Sklnnerd left qulto a large estate , did ho not ? Noltt Yes ; but some of his rela tives contested his will. Askltt Was there much loft after It got through the courts ? Noltt Nothing but the helra. As gold Is tried by the furnace , and the baser metal Is shown ; so the hol low-hearted friend Is known by ad versity. Metnstaslo. Rumor Is a spark at first , then a flre , then n conflagration , and then ashes. W. H. Shaw. Blrn. Trin loTr B Bootlilnpr Byrnp. For children InotmriL' . Mittens tie tfuruB , rouucim In. 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Death played a grim joke on a Plttsburg workman the other day , appearing to the poor fellow In his most unfamiliar guise John Wanmck , thirty-five years old and a steel worker , came under the Influence of a 30-ton magnet and was yanked upward , being so badly Injured by the Impact that he "died In a local hospital two hours later. His head was caught between the steel billet he was carrying and the huge magnet and crushed. These magnets , be It known , are ono of the greatest labor-saving devices of man's many Inventions. A huge piece of soft Iron Is swung about In the works where wanted thiough the action of n traveling crane or a big derrick. To this Iron is connected wires through which a strong current of electricity can be sent at will. Soft Iron has this peculiarity , that It be comes highly magnetized on the pas sage of an electric current through Its mass , but on the current being shut off the magnetism ceases at once. This property makes such a piece of Iron San Francisco Rises From Her Ashes 111. BUY THAT THING - I HEED IT SAN FRANCISCO. Nothing so clear- ly shows the vigor and recupera tive power of San Francisco as the ef fort It Is putting forth to secure the great exposition of 191 fi , designed to celebrate the building of the Panama canal. A llttlo over four years ago the city was crumbled to the dust by the earthquake and flro which swept COS city blocks out of exlstence. Last April , Just four years after the great cataclysm , the citizens of Snn Fran cisco , assembled In mass meeting , sub scribed over $4,000,000 toward an in ternational exposition to be hold there , and since that time $3,000,000 moro have been subscribed. Few cities In the world arc capable of this great revival. Not only has San Francisco arisen from her ashes , but she now faces the monumental task of financ ing a great world exposition. ( Since the work of rebuilding San Francisco was begun moro than $300- 000,000 has gone Into reconstruction , while $100,000,000 has been expended on steel and concrete wharves , a muni-1 Sing Sing Prison Not Escape Proof WOULDN'T i LEAVE DJ5 PLACE FER DE WOILD YORK. Once moro the barriers NEW riers of stone and steel and the wit and watchfulness of selected guardians that make Sing Sing prison theoretically escape proof , have been flouted by the criminal wards of New- York state. Since Its construction the big Institution has been regnrdod by criminals as the "easiest pribon to beat , " owing to its crowded condition and the necessity of allowing men to sleep In makeshift quarters. Moro than 200 men have eluded the guards since the 'COs , but only a few have enjoyed their liberty. Nearly all have boon re captured and have HvccPto sco the day they were sorry for tholr dash for liberty. The escape of the last quintet of criminals was the mos. . successful nnd startling In the long list of deliveries which run parallel with the history of Sing Sing. It was crude , direct and simple nnd the work of ono man , "Hig valuable for picking up bars of Ironer or steel , kegs of nails or bolts , scrap Iron , or any substance susceptible to the magnetic influence. It soenis odd enough to the visitor at a big foundry or rolling mill when he sees such 'a clumsy-looking piece of Iron swung along over n honp of several tons of scrap iron , or chunks of crude mntorlnl known In trade par lance ns pig Iron , and the pieces begin to jump upward and hang on to the magnet through this invisible force while slowly carried to homo other part of the works , where they quickly drop off as the magnet loses Its power through I ho shutting off of the current of electricity. The thing looks ridiculous , yet the power that draws these heavy pieces of iron or stool up ward would sustain a weight of ninny tons just as easily. Workmen who witnessed the acci dent had considerable difficulty In ex- tricatlng the victim. They forgot to turn off the current supplying the contracting power at first. Finally some one thought to shut off the power and then the body nnd the bil let fell to the ground , the latter stri king one of the rescuers' the right leg and breaking It. The mystic power of the magnet had been over come for the moment , and poor War- nack was Carried to the hospital to dlo of his injuries a couple of hours later. Bill" Green. The scene of the escapt was In the Protestant chapel , where 190 men were sleeping , with two guard ? on duty. During the night Isidore Blum , Oreen's solo accomplice , received pen mission from Keeper Drum to go into the retiring room. Oreen followed a few minutes later , and beckoned tc Drum , saying Blum was 111. All 1111 I suspecting the keeper entered the room , where he was felled by Greer and bound and gagged. The othoi keeper vas easily overpowered and gagged. When the two guards were safely gagged Green called to his fel low convicts. "Here's the chance foi everybody , " he said. 'Who's coming ? " Five men followed and all got away Later they were captured. The days of the Sing Sing quarries were days of opportunity for the pris oners. Many of the early escapes were made when bands of convicts worked at cutting rocks near the prison and under the eyes of armed guards. As far back as 18-13 there was a general uprising of prisoners who tried to burn the prison. Since that tlma there has huen no concerted Insurrection , but prisoners in groups of two or three have opened the path to freedom nnd gotten away. ' - Prize. Poem Is Penned by a Lunatic THKTIS A rme ) peen BUT / HOW AM I TO SFND HER TO EUROPE/ ST. PAUL , MINN. Minnesota 1ms a poet , or rather a poetess , who has achieved a measure of fame and for tune despite the fact that for 1C years she has been an Inmate of a state hos pital for the Insane. Some tlmo ago a magazine offered a prize for the best literary contribu tion to be submitted within a certain time. The winner was to bo present ed with free transportation to Europe and return. Among those who en tered the contest was a woman , a member of a well-known Minnesota fanill ) So excellent was her effort clpal flro protection system , sewers , btrects and other Improvements. All told. 25,000 buildings have been erect ed in the city in four years nnd the work of construction goes on rapidly. Such Is the city that asks the honor of building an exposition that will be worthy.vbefora the world , of America. Already her citizens have completed a task which ranks with the construc tion of the canal In magnitude , and f represents , In capital expended , moro money than the canal has cost to date , and almost as much as the "big ditch" will have cost when completed. ly 1915 , San Franciscans say , every trace of the fire will bo erased and forgot ten in the city's greater estate. It is , of course , not only Son Fran cisco that will go before congress and request to be granted the exposition. Back of ho city Is the whole state of California , and back of both the great west. The people of California through the legislature have given $5,000,000 toward the exposition's success and the city of San Francisco , apart from the voluntary subscription of Its citi zens , has been granted permission to bond herself for a like sum. Of congress , these westerners will not ask one dollar of aid. Indeed , the Sunset City Is a bit anxious to demon strate that she can build a $50,000,000 exposition with money granted by her own state's citizens. considered that the prize won award ed to her. When the editors of the magazine learned who Hho was , and that because of environments she would ho unable to take advantage of the prize she had won , they sent her a check for $250. The woman Is MBB ! Betty Clay , committed In 189 J from Jlnmsoy county to the Rochester asylum. At times she Is perfectly rational and has full possession of her faculties. Her dementia Is of the apasmodlo type , and Is accompanied by weird delusions. It Is said that some of her best verso has been written while under the spell of thesof delusions. Her de scriptions arc wc'lrd nnd uncanny , al though charming. She Bt-ens to have the faculty of keeping the lmllucna | tlons of her dementia without losing her natural powers and gifts. She li well educated and refined. MAN ON HORSEBACK FEARED AND RESPECTED BY WILD CATTLE OF WEST. Bull nnd Wild Herd of Cattle Charge Railway Train and Terrorize Train men , but Scurry Away When Cowboy Appears. The old saying "Fear of man rests upon every beast" must bo qualified in the case of the herds of half wild cat tle that sometimes range the semiarid - arid regions of the west It Is a curi ous fact that such animals fear and respect a man who Is mounted on a horse , hut seem to liavo nothing but contempt for him when ho Is on foot. The following case In point : A railway train slowly making Its way through a herd grazing along the track was confronted by a largo bull. Ho occupied the center of the road , and with lowered head was bellowing deflanco at the engine. The engineer wishing not to Injure the animal , stop ped his train and sent the flreman , armed with a shovel , to drive him away. Now. the fireman had courage enough , and the Job to him seemed to offer no particular dllllculty ; So , boldly and conlldontly , with consider able brandishing of his shovel , ho was proceeding to almost a striking distance , when with a roar the bull charged upon him. The llroman sprang nsldo Just In time to save himself , and when the bull turned and charged again the railway man dropped his shovel and sought safety on the top of a largo bowlder near by. Unable to get to the man , the bull set up a frightful din that soon brought some CO other members of the herd galloping about him. Quickly encir cling Uio rock , they began rattling their long horns against It and tryIng - Ing to climb upon it , the man shrink ing , and trembling to its very cen ter. ter.Tho The engineer , thinking to aid the flreman , sprang to the ground armed with a , coal pick , only to bo chased back Into the onglno by a savage cow. cow.Then Then the engineer began to cast about for some other means ol frightening the beasts , when a cowboy came riding toward the train. Ho wan n welcome addition to the situa tion. tion.Taking Taking In the railway men's predica ment at a glance , ho spurred his horse Into a gallop , and uncoiling his rope , began swinging it in graceful circles about his head. < Soon the cows spied him , and their attitude was changed as if by magic. With lowered heads and tails thrown aloft , they scurried away , the bull in the lead , to lese themselves In the main body of the herd , while the fire , man lost no time in regaining his em glno. Thus ono man on horseback accom plished in a twinkling what two men on foot would never have achieved. Her Scheme Went Awry. At a dinner last winter ono of Now York's prominent bankers was dilat ing on the dangers of deceit. By way of Illustration ho told of a society woman who saw In a jeweler's win dow a beautiful collar of pearls , which hho wanted very much. Upon In quiry she learned the price was six thousand dollars. Thereupon she gave her check for $3,000 , saying she would send her husband to see the pearls , and If he could bo persuaded to buy them ho was to be told the prlco was only $3,000. The jeweler , being familiar with that sort of game , readily agreed. The husband called during the day to see the pearls , and that evening told his wlfo ho had bought them , since they were evidently such a bargain. Ills wlfo wan moro than delighted , and Immediately asked If ho had brought homo the collar , to which ho replied : "Why , no , my dear ; I had it sent to my mother. You know It Is her birthday tomorrow. " The Sunday Magalnc * . The Oldest Printing Preas. Typography , or the art of printing from movable type , was Invented in Europe about the middle of the fif teenth century. Beyond this fact , the history of this far-reaching industry is very uncertain. It is generally con sidered that cut wooden typo was first used , then cut leaden typo , and that afterwads cast typo was employed. William Cnxton , in MG7 , was the first to practice printing from movable typo in England. The oldest typo of printing prens which , by this way , is now in the South Kensington museum , London , is the actual machine with which Benjamin Franklin worked In the year 1730. It Is constructed of hard wood , mortised together ; It car ries two horizontal rails , upon which slides a carriage supporting the frame of composed type , called the form. The typo was Inked by two largo pads , or balls , with ink on their surfaces , the distribution of the ink being per formed by working the pads together and then applying them to the forms. Stopping a Leak. "Yes , wo found our cook was passIng - Ing a lot of our domestic supplies through a hole In the back fence. " "You discharged her , of course ? " "Discharged her ! No , indeed. Wo nailed up the fence. " Tender Youth Protected. i In Spain boys under sixteen are not ' allowed to lift or carry moro than 1C i pounds or puah or draw heavy loads NOTHING SORDID ABOUT HIM Poet Was Looking for Appreciation of the Ages That Stretched Into the Future. The editor looked at the poetry nnd then ho turned back to the poet. t Vor a moment hln customary as surance failed him. The poet was so thin nnd needy nnd hollow oycd. "Sco hero , my friend , " ho said In as gentle a volco as ho could assume on short notice , "I don't want to dls- courngo you , but while your stuff hero is fairly good and perhaps n llttlo better It IB a standing rule of this paper never to buy poetry. " The poet drew himself up with a sudden snort. "Why , suffering Dante , " ho cried , "you didn't suppose from my appearance - anco thut 1 wao out for the filthy slmoleons , did you ? Why , bless your journalistic soul , all I'm working for Is a plain ntclio in the Hall of Fame ! " It Revolted Him. William Loob , Jr. , at a dinner In Now York , referred with a smllo to the harsher penalties , oven to impris onment , that am now to bo inflicted upon smugglers. "They take It hard , very hard , these smugglers , " said Mr. I.oob. "Revolted at thn HZO ! of their lines , they make me think of George White , the chick en thief. " 'What ! ' George shouted reproach fully on hearing his sentence. 'What ! Ten dollars for stcalln * that chicken ? Why , judge , I could 'a' bought a smarter hen for CO cents ! ' " borne One Must Do It. J. Plerpont Morgan , at ono of the sumptuous dinners that ho gave In Cincinnati during the recent church congress , praised the power of adver tising. Mr. Morgan's eulogy concluded with 'an epigram qulto good and quite true enough to bo pasted In every business man's hat. "If a dealer , " ho said , "does not r.d- vortlso his wares , It Is ton to ono that the sheriff will do it for him. " Making It Palatable. The Barber That's great soap I'm using on your face. It's made of corn meal. The Victim I think It would taste better If you put some milk with It. Yonkers Statesman. TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY for lied , Weak , Weary , Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Murino Doesn't Smart Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists Sell Murino Eye Remedy , Liquid , 2Gc , 50c , $1.00. Murino Eye Salvo in Aseptic Tubes , 25c , $1.00. Eye Dooka nnd Eye Advice Free by Mall. Murlue Eye Remedy Co. , Chicago. 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