t ai.-.-Ci w..-Utk Sttm0:irm4 . h AtU Jl A -, ---a- -- - iT-iVni' TMS-ftjiishiWr liSl i HUikv BStjBeraisBlWsi . j ! i "XarMay U considered anjunforlu te marrying month. A down east editor saya girl u 'asked not long since to unite herself in the silken tie to a brisk lad.vybo named May in Ills proposals. -The lady tenderly intimat ed that May wm n tmluckj month for marrying.' -. t - : "" : ; "Well, make it June then." honest ly replied the - twain, anxious to ec oooimodate. " . . " - 'The damsel paueda moment, hesi tated, can down her eye' end said, with a blush, 'Wouldn't April do a :' 3T Atexan and Illinois farmer were speaking of raising- corn, sc and the Illiaoia man was boasting of the superior yield of prairie land, and tellinc large stories, as all western -men do. to which the Texan leplied . "I'll tell' you what, stranger, they make large corn in your clearing, but it ain't a circumstance to what . ws raise in the Colorado bottoms. Why the eorn there averages thirtrtltet in height, with twelve ears to a stalk, and a gourd-full of.shelled corn on the topi" 7 - . " CtjHiroR Impudikck. A city buck visited the Shakers, at Lebanon, some t;me since, and as he was wundering ibrougli the village, be encountered a toot, hearty specimen of the sect, and thtia accosted him ; '. .- ' c'We!l," broadbrim.'are you much ofa shaker?" ;; - ; ."Mar," siddlthe otherv ''not much, but I can do a little in that way." " So he. aided the Astonished man by tneeolls,raand nearlyehook.himmt o hia boots. " ' " :. . . ' Why did you leave Smith's so early lukt night t waa asked of a young man. He answered, Why, you see I called to see miss Naucy. and she wouldn't have anything to say to me ; . so I sot awhile, and the old man told me I had better go. I sot "awhile longer, and cne.of the boys ctme and took me to the door and gave me a push then I thought may be my company wasn't wanted, and so I left. . ' Did Roger was visiting a friend w ho had a remarkably fine little girl about' three years -old famous for smrl aajingr.. An usual, she waa shown off before our esteemed friend. What is papa ?" said the parent, in t:-i'er to draw out the precociously re ply. "Papa's a humbog," said the juvenile.,., r'l dec Lire," said old Rdg r't iieVeiMn my life", saw so young a child with 60 rnaturo a judgment." Home Tooke beincr asked by George III, whether he played at cards,- replied, "ITo your- majesty ; the (act is, Ican't tell a kingjrom a knave." . ' - i -;i i jtirjneTnew.'wTial Jthfiy say of one another, there would not be lour frienda in the world. 1 This is evinced by quarrels wbicliaj pear 4by, -indiscreet reDorts. .' t , - . '. a Ai- ViH'4ias 0 Durjng an examination a med leal stadent beirgasked the question 'When does mortification ensue?" replied,i'When you pop ihe question 'I.t ink, "wife," vou have . great many ways of calling me a iool I , thinki cusbaud, that you have great many waysof being one. -' Ctr A youtigf lady aoysrthe reason she carries a parasol is, that the sun is of the masculine gender, and she cannot bear his ardent glances. ' , A young lady in town is so refined in her language that she never uses the word, blackguard but substitutes grWhattthroat is best for a sing er to reach high notes wilh ? A soar throat. ' ' ft.i-fr-i'ff .,t::'civt ifi'f c . ftrThe man who was lost in alum- bjr tounsl : hi .wayjout on a night HOFFAT'S If lfll i'f LIFE FILLS k PIICENIX BITTERS. THESE MEDICINES have now been . telqe te poblic'for a pertoel atThlr. ty Tsars, a ad duriag that time nava niain taft4 a high character in almost every part of the Globe, for their extraordinary sad isaatediaU power of restoring; perfect healta to persons sunVISf; under nearly very kind of dueaaa t w aicb the human frame la liabla-.i.i ,'.,. i ! . " 1 1 The toilftwHig are asaopf lb distressing variety erf kttssa diaaases ia which the TECB T ABLE LIFE! MEDICINE8 - are wait kaown to be infallible, PyrptftUj J hj I thoroughly , cWnslng tb fiat aat secnd stoinachs, and creaU fj, f ;v of pars heaUby bUe, instead of tSi aula and acrid kindf Flatulency, Lees of SPPtitef keartbura, headache, rCsUesaaeai, ILL TEMPEJl. anxiety lar, aar, aad aselaneholy, which are i the gen- rsl sytopsosnsitia "J'rvf''" .--ki as a aiarai seasequenca of its cure, ieae t or tie iatesUiwe wuh a solvent pto ess. sad without vtolencaj all violeal portea leave the bowels eosUve wiUiis ft H kiadi, t restoring the bleed t a Kg ulr iireulation, throe gn the rreeass of r-tspiiaUoa ta suck eases, and tue thereugh aoWion ot ail iBtasUa traction inothrw v The Lift Medicines hare been knowu to cure Rheumatism, permanently, in three weeks, and Gout, in lisutnat time, by re moving local inflammation from the mua clea and ligaments from the joiuts. - Droviie of all kinds. " bv freelne and atreea-thening the kidneys and bladder t they operate most delightfully on these important organs, ana nence nave ever been found a certain remedy for Gravel. Also norm, , by dislodging from the turning; of the bowels the slimy matter to wnicn mesa creatines adhere. Scurvy, Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, dv me periect parity which (bene Life Medicines give ts the blood, and all-the numora..., . i ...... ...i... : .. Scorbutic Eruption and Bad Complex iona, by thefr alternate effect upon the nums tnai teea toe exin, ana the morbid state of which occasions all eruptive com- Dialing, uiow, ciouay, ana an disagrees ble complexions. The use of these pills for a verv short lime, win tnuci an enure cure or oau Rbeum,.and a striking improvement in the clearness or we skin. Uominon Uolds and Influenza will.always be cored by cue dose or by two in the worst cases. Pile' The original proprietor of these Medieines, was cured of piles of 35 years standing, by the use of the Life Medicine alon. ' . . i - j , , Fener and Ague. For Ihie ecourge of the Western country, these medicines w'll be found a safe, speedy and certain remedy Other medicines leave thi system subject to a retarnof the disease a cure by these medicines is permanent Try them, Be Sat isfied, and Be Cured ! ! JBiliou Fever and Liver Complaint. General. Debility, Loss of Appetite, and Diseases of Females, the Medicines have been used with the most beneficial results in cases of this description: King's Evil, and Scrofula, in its worst forms, yields to the mild, yet powerful action of those re markable medicines. Night-sweats, Ner vous Debility,-Nervous Complaints of all kinds, Palpitation of the heart, Painter's Colic, are speedily cured. : Mercurial Diteaten. Persons w h osa con stitutione have become impaired by the in judicious use of Mercury, will find these medicines a perrect core, as tney never fail to eradicate from the system, all the effects of Mercury, infinitely sooner than the most powerful preparations of Sarsa parilla. Prepared and sold by W. B. MO t FAT, 335, Broadway, New York- .. For sal by all Druggists - A. 1. WILLIAMS. HENST IPBINOtB, TfllrlLIAMS, SPRIXGEK, & LO. AND . FortLaptOn,'NT.? , : Will Ranche Stock on more favorable terms than any other letpomible firm the country. Stock and merchandise bought and sold at all times on favorabl jerms. u7-tf ; ' IF.Q. CBIOHSK, ' Wholesale Retail Dealers in Dry-Goods, ' 11 ' Groceries, - ' - ; Provisions, i Bacon, -'- ! Liquors, etc., eto. , tiay, ... . Corn, Oats,- Meal, etc., ate. . ; j Casb paid for Hides &. Furs ' ColumhusjN. T. '" n3-tf. CHARLES IlUTTERriEL,D, GROCERIES i PROVISIONS, abADWAV, coViioiL BLurrs, iowa, Keebs censtantly on hand a fresh supply os Groceries, Provisions, Grain and Vege tables, which he offers at the lowest rates N. B. Cash paid for grain and country produce. ni-tf, JMilt on.R ogers . " WHOLES A EE A!VD RETAIL Dealer In all varieties bf And MANUFACTURER of Tin; Copper and SHEET IRON WARE. Sign of the iSt;pT7-e ITPFES BBOADWAT, Council Blnfis, Iowa A LARGE and complete assortment of . T-l ak . f T. A . - . AHJ Japaned Ware, Also great variety of beet Iron Stoves and Camp Furniture, for migrants crossing the Flams, alwaya on baud and for sale cheap for cash. Juaevta ltuv ti I'm Afloat I I'm Afloat I LOUPE FORK FERR Y, BOAT A'HOY! The Columbus Ferry Comnanv have aow ia operation, aad In good' running order, TWO FIR8T CI ASS RoPE FERRIES across tua Loupe Fork, one at the pli Co lumbus Crossing, and another tear Clere. land Honse where th-y have first-rate and commodious boats, ana careful hands that will set teams over irom bank to b&ok with rapidity and saMy, avoiding all so-.h dif ficulties aa has been heretofuresapariene ed. These ferries are directly t the North FUtte routs, where the loads jars Ona and wall bridged. Fiae camp ( ror,d, timber, aad grass. Charges as follows ; Two horse or tea aw. aaeb. v : 1 ID All other stok. per heaf, ' U 10 COLUMBUS FERRY CO. . Colambus, KTW April -nl-tf HURFORD DEALERS IN Hardware --Agricultural Implements & - 0 - 0 - O Have constantly on band, a very heavy stock of all kinds of Good In their line to which they invite the attention of the public. Thoy koop on hand the Very Best Makes of Plows of all kinds WHICH THEY WARRANT. Fanning Mills, Cultivators, Grain Cradles, Reaper. and Mowi-r. a." Cultlvater's teeth. Iron, Sash. Shovels, White Lead, Paint, Turpentine, " " -- And, in short, all goods necessary (o supply th Farmer, BUcksmlth, Carpenter, Painter, Shoemaker, and all oiic I We cordially invite an examination of o r stork. ("Oiir Hardware S1 on Douglas Street, and our Agricultural Warehouse, on Fourteenth Street. On;:. Omaha, N. T., June 2, 1860. ' i io S3 IVO. 5, PIIOEMX BEOCIi, IPPEK IIKOADWAY, COUNCIL BLUFFS IOWA. : ' - i . WHOLESALE AJVD RETAIL LEALER W DRY GOODS AND GROCERIES BOOTS & SHOES, LIQUORS &C. Rtspe'ctfully directs the attention of Purchasers, to his IMMENSE, VARIED AND If hlch has been selected in the Eastern Cities with special referance to the wants of this market. My atiorlmet of Fancy Dress Goods m&m -MASS (0LT?3B, HEAYIT AXD FAIVCY ! GROCERIES . BOOTS AKD SHOES. BOOKS AND STATIONERY, PROVISIONS; LITJQORS, AC, AC, Is Very Large and Complete. Miners Outfitting Goods, TENTS'ANDENT CLOTHS, MINER'S PJCKSTAND SHOVELS SUGAR CURED HAMS, SMOKED SAUSAGE AC. 20,000 BUSHELS OF CORN, 2.000 ' SACKS OF FLOUR. 4000 IBujsoIs of Oats. . -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 We will not stop to say anything about prices, for we have every dav proof that they are satisfactory to those who do business with us. Hut to one and all, we . would respectfully say, that we can offer better inducements to purchuse cf us - tlan any. other House in Western Iowa. . COUNTRY PRODUCE TAKHN IN EXCHANGE FOR GOODS. Call cfe.see PEGftAM. J. H. WARNER. PEGRAW, VVARNE3, & CO., WHOLES! IE AND EETAIL DEALERS IN IIDry-(Roods, &roceries, "Hardware, Queensware, ; . , f ; " PROPRIETORS OF FLOUR A FEED FOR jtar FREIOIITINQ TO THE MINES snrj iDtermadiate Point, on Goo4 Ternn.. TRAINS start from COUNCIL BLUFFS. ' ; bAlDWIX, TEGRAM; A, CO , Denver City. & BROTHER, - 0 - 0 - 0 - N Picks, Linseed Oil, Variii ill, Japan, K.3ESLS, ELEGANT STOCK FOR THK Cloths & Sheetings; our Stools.. J. T. BALDWIN. O. M. DODGE. SALE, A PUT UP al-tf. F. GEESAMAUT, & CO. Two doors East oftht Pacific House, COUNCIL BLUFFS, IOWA WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEAL ERS IN Drups. Medicines, Chemicals, Paints, Paint Brushes, Oils, Varnishes, Turpentiue, Dye-stuffs, Glass, Glassware. A superior quality of smnking aud cnewing tohacco, cigars, scotcn and Mocoby snurls. Evry varictj of Fancy Goods aud perfumery.toi let articles, pxtracts, colognes, pomades, toilet and fancy soaps. h,vr. nail, uiid tooth brushes. A lull and complete assortment of STATIONERY; JOIIXSO.VS RAIVCIIE, WOOD RIVER CENTRE. Grludln?. A good Corn Mill is now In operation, and ready for corn and burkwiipa-t, at Johnson's Ranche, Wood River Centre. Corn in the ear ground likewise. Blacksmithing. Do you want your horses ur oxen shod, or anything d''ne in the above line, go to Jobnbon s Kanctie, where you can be serv ed on the shortest notice and in the best manner. Entertainment. 'We want but little here below P -Good accommodatien for man and beast are now prepared at Johnson's. Upper Crossing of Wood luver Hay, grain, and stabling, plenty, and charges low. Emigrants and settlers can get supplies of potatoes, groceries, liquors, provisions, cloth ng and many necessary articles, at prices a shade higher than sold on the Missouri River. If you want anything, call there and your wants may be satisfac torily supplied with articles of almost ev ery variety to be had at Johnsou's Store Wood Ittver Centre. For Sale. A giant Cob-mill, at John son's Ranche. Also a Breaking Plow, nl-tf. STATION AND RANCHE, Two miles above LONE TREE STATION, Keeps, always on band, Hay and Grata, GOOD STABLINO, JND READY HOSTLERS. Also hotel accommodations, and every lux ury aud comfort that care and at tention can prodnce, pro vided for the Guests. If you appreciate Home and Ease, stop at n bia n3. tf. SHOE THK WILD HOUSE ! 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