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About The Omaha morning bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927 | View Entire Issue (April 26, 1924)
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N.« 1*1* -9*414 *>4*. t'**i* < r**4 9 *4* Pb.iiTflllM 4M| •**«*•• mi M.w*i H4» #1 IM* ■< • Tw.i >*«#. !« A ****** Hull* 111 * *%« - 9* >r*»-l 4(4* Ail****~ All»*i* ¥*•*»»* 4l4» i '-- --; MMMl6lk9|)ld(t|t6( si *1 — n 1 1 • -- . 01 I DU F. AND THE FOLKS AT HOME. A democratic editor, weo*» ciot's itopped on the i tit of November, 1820, built that Calvin Coolidge “feel# the itirring of th# progressive gtrmi within I him when dealing with queitiom of foraign policy." Thia is vary gratifying indeed. Had thii editor fol lowed the courie of the republican party during the | last four years he would have discovered long ago that it wot one of progress, not only with regard to •foreign relations but for domestic concerns as well. Omitting any consideration of what transpired > before Mr. Coolidge became president, we may men tion that he has been able to restore full, friendly | relationship with Mexico. He has held out the olive branch to Russia, asking only that tne soviets grant | us what they are now proposing to yield to England. He has held the balance level in dealing with the many vexed questions in Europe, particularly those between France and Germany. Nothing that has transpired since the signing of th# armistice has been of more importance to the peace of the world ; than the report of the Dawes commission. Surely the democrats will allow the president some credit i rfor having set that commission to work. i • !■« • • • I In domestic affairs Mr. Coolidge has held con '.tantly to one purpose. He has sought to reduce i the burden of taxation, to increase the efficiency of government without adding to its cost. He has pro posed measures for tha relief of the distreised | farmer#, and ha* suggested ways for bettering busi ; ness in general. Is the president to blame because the democrats in congress have resolutely declined to support him [ in a single measure for what seems the good of the cuuntry? Who defeated tha Norbeck-Burtness bill? It went down under an avalanche of democratic votes i -In the senate. Who has held up the McNary-Hau [ gen bill? The same combination of partisan ob ; structionists. This may be “squinting coldly at the [ tBrmer,” but it is the democrats who are doing the squinting. As to actual accomplishment, the president has secured the formation of an Agricultural Credit cor poration, which is functioning for the relief of the ■ wheat farmers of North Dakota. This was achieved ■jjdbv an appeal to private cititens, and did not depend f on congress, or it might never have gone through, i It was done after the senate had defeated the Nor i heck-Burtness bill, and was then the only avenue through which immediate relief could be had for the farmer. The president has urged on congress a recon | struction of the freight rates schedule, that farmers ! may be helped. The matter still is before a coro I mittee, where it has rested for nearly five months. The president has recommended relief for the farmers of the reclamation districts. That, too, is before congress. Flans for tax reduction have been bandied about ! hy committees and members, and no sign i* yet given Whether taxes will be lowered on any one. Congress is to blame for thia, and not tho president. | Th# president asked that plana ba mads for 1m [ proving internal waterways, to th# end that benefit l .might be had frogs a transportation facility that U | _mow wasted. Congress has so far paid no attention ; to this request. I —4 i v • • • I -*• These ere only a few of lb* domestic matters to which the president has given attention, and which k congress has set aside to wait until the great game Iof government by inquisition be played to a finish. Seven democratic senators have filled two-thirds of -the time of the senate |or longer than two months, with partisan tirades. If the affairs of the nation have suffered any, the responsibility is not hard to * loeatp. The constitution of the United States prudently S forbids the executive from interfering with the leg . islative branch in the discharge of its allotted part I in the government. It does require of him, how ever, that he advise the congress from time to time £ on the state of the Union. This Mr. Coolidg* has J done. He can not, though, compel action on any of [ in suggestions. Equally, the constitution forbids the legislative J to Interfere with the executive. How has this been I -observed? A program of cabinet-smashing ha* been t substituted for on* of progressive legislation. In ! stead of making laws, the democrats in congress are making political speeches, and refusing to let hills that are needed come to a vote. Even our own [• Edgar Howard spent ten minutes the other day, al * lotted to him by Blanton of Texas, to complaining £ that he is not permitted to name posmasters in n his district. The measure under discussion was the k appropriation bill for the support of the Department • of Agriculture. How will it help the farmers of the J nation if a democratic congressman be permitted to « dictate to a republican president who shall be post 51 master in a Nebraska town? Yet the democrats * complain that Mr. (loolidge is doing nothing for Ih# J farmer. In his message, read to congress in December * .last, the president definitely and specifically pointed • out subjects for consideration and legislation con ? corning domestic affairs. Three times since then he a has addressed congress on specific matters, espe * dally for the relief of the farmer. Once he has p tried to stir the members into action, and met only i derision and uliueo from democrats. \Ybn-e fault 0 ia it if nothing has been accomplished L- * k - rfu i am* f*m itm * IlH It# Hu anmt »f IM ilpSMIM* WMft ■« >m *d »*«*4 #*4*p****“ *• ►*«* >* had #»alit Pea* a t pwatd *»< di paasag* ait ** ** a ip, Ncaw *u*i«PMa wf V• •«a a *>•->•-* m*. *'■**•* • •»»«**4 1 fh*ta afli Id aaatlw a la tali «a HM tHt **.*<•<« • M fca'4 Mi rlwl Af a iMhi • ha «t f H*«H 1 "fhta *♦!**• la Ihs *a*h t,,.*•»* •fdtaa It# Maw *•«* pta«i aa aiahrtip la pal tala >M #>«»*->** laplv awa p > *■*•♦* *»«4 iMrt petit*** **•• *teA tp»** in tha aMbti^Mif That aaatnl la 1 teal t a*>ltd§* a* iha* had llatdtw* ta sand *t*t a Ml that PaiM Mtiila a tala If lha pratudattl am* * lh(* MU, aata h#»at«>* HtMtMtwna. M atil !*• a pa*f that ha 4**a* nwl t« e**4 H a* a Mat laat aa, #**4 tt » dl a law ha a praat lhal I ha piaaManl la aiftti| !■ pt* th* awldtaia at hat tin * ■ t> fat Th* adjusted ***** penaatten measoia ** >',h th* |naa**ytt* p***< tatan had th* support af th* lt»*rt**a I **i< «, a a <4 that t* ah) it at* adapt**d In |t*reWtb*r th* president tall I* rah|t*|t It* It ■*> , * r 1*| ,‘C «ill |u*** • ta ' * # , a ***** a tafitrlath* p* ••*'*** taa **ta**rt'a fat data ad dlaetiaai'ift her* It ta a carefully matured plan HIM'# an na af t | do am facer wot* mu*H of It I am In heafly iwnrd, , , , P i I da not facer th* • ranine of a honua '* Thaiitocralif aanatora, a*peri*lly Rohlnaon of Arhanaaa, undertook lit ittduc# Senator furlia, t^ho had char** of th* hill, to »ay that President fool ide* would sign It, hut the Kansan merely answered lhal ha could not apeak for the pteaident. An im pression lhal the measure will receive executive ap proval prevails. That will refer back to lb* threat from Senator Simmon* that the democrat* will pro pose another measure to git* a cash bonus in addi tion, The object of this is clearly In view. It will he a desperate bid from the democrats for support of the soldiers in the coming campaign. Th* admin istration has tried to give the ex-service men a re lief measure that is approved by them, with no taint of partisanship. If the democrats desire to inject the issue into politics, as they seem determined to do. they will be faced by the unbroken record of the republican party, from 1860 down to now, of giving every possible care to the soldiers of the republic. Thst will be something not easy to laugh off. WISHING IT ONTO KENYON. Vice presidents sre not made; they are rhnsen. That it is wise to choose them carefully has been amply proved on several memorable occasions. Vice presidents are in line to become presidents, and it has been fortunate that when the sorrowful change was necessary, the second in command was abla to take the helm and carry on. Just now among the republicans the discussion is who will be the second man on the ticket. The voters have decided who will be the head. Among the many names the one most frequently heard is that of Walter S. Kenyon, judge of the federal district court in Io-wa. Judge Kenyon resigned a seat in the United States senate<to accept a place on the bench. He very recently declined to become secretary of navy. He gave the following reason in his letter to the president: "A man In s Judicial position acquires the habit of looking at all aides of a question before hi riving Bt a conclusion. I am appreciative of the honor conferred and confidence shown by the president of the 1'nlted States In tendering me the position of secretary of the navy. 1 cun not. however, escape the conclusion that I do not possess the essential qualifications or training for the office. Hence It seems very Hear that I should go no further In Its consideration.” Theodore Roosevelt was governor of New York and going good when he was nominated for the office of vice president at Philadelphia. He did not want the place. Insisted that his name be not presented to the convention. History has showed how well that convention made its choice. Charles Evans Hughes was associate justice of the supreme court of the United States when he was nominated for the presi dency. So it may be with Judge Kenyon. He is follow ing a line of work for which he has a special adapta bility, and is content to serve as a judge. It is for tunate that such men as he can obtain such positions. Yet, if the convention at Cleveland calls upon Judge Kenyon to become vice president uf the United States, lie will hardly neglect to answer the call. He is aUo.val citizen, and will serve wherever he is set, even if he do not choose the place himself. Just now it looks very much as if President Cool idga will ba required to name another federal dis trict judge for Iowa, while the senate can look ahead to being preaided ever by a former member who left it with a record of honorable work well done. Ths weather man will get himself aerioualy dis liked if he fails to presant ua with the right kind of weather tha day Barney and his bunch of Buffaloes breeze into this burg for the opening of the glad base ball season. “Senator Glass Castigates President" headlines a democratic exchange. As the senator is a southern democrat it is very easy to see through him. Whatever President Coolidge does about that Japanese exclusion act it will be what he believes to ba tha right thing to do. Doubtlass future historians will record the pres ent session as having been held during the year of the big wind. Is it possible that they call them congressional bloca because there art so many wooden but why speculate? Adam was the first man. Adam will repeat on the Tuesday after the first Monday of next No vember. We saved the world for democracy, but it seems almost impossible to save Germany from herself. /"■”- - Homespun Verse —By Omaha’s Own Poat— Robert Worthinftton Davie l ■ ■ - —../ “HAVE A HEART." • Marry help ljs!" has been shouted Where and why for *r# yv* h*nt! Plsln fidelity I* doubled, and our faith la two third* *p*nt. Word* of (olden-throated faker* echo and disturb ill yet And the oily mischief mnkere have got all that they may get. Slop. O, A,r’P Investigating! Why reveal the honest fact*? [.ay aside the spada and harmnar. throw away the •iedse and ax: KIs* the cripple* and caress them, he con*enlel with them nil Mercy, mercy! don't distress thsrn' Hold them tightly lest they fall! High etui grfeVk for those In trouble who were Mindly led astray, r Innocent of fraud and btildde, Blowing deussr day by da.v: ("ease, O, cease incessant snooping Inlo records and Hie rest!— Hut let truth come forth a rvhooplny, tie It worst or be It hast. . mm _ " " «J '■ I ,m^K LtUm r row Our Rradrr* »» |MHM »M W M««ft M M*> • e a# ailftaiM i«M • • tm waaii ifii — a* (W ***** *m »*•« •Ml t» *>i •• ftiihtim ^ t • »«. MM 1 •**»< I •«*h« taMM n *M Met «t ft* Mm t* *»*Mt*t a# (M !***»* attt.a tweak* N.h I ata*. I. MpM W IfpiaMIM lift r»y| >|l uMM* aMitamat «m tha pa at i* i ^ih 1* c ... i * a i * # * • • t * < a we#* IS* iahM a • • * ►• a TlMailay i i*n t » tha a of*,* * ip<.*•*.-« « tw * *«M - It of lha poet at *i. Mi litnM M * |i Pira’^tti Miftaiti He I, h * a •t»4**h*n of l# '<* Fair**** t Ip* la Mai hat M*n MMMba To tha I Mil. f The Omaha Itea I think a of ft ml1 make a feet miMaha It* <loaa patk m fti* ,*i aivti crate holier* and (ha tr i Heel! fain a tha ehtwv of •hipping I’t i h«p* they IhlPk thl* <iti Waaia that* market. hut whan pan pie hy* damaged fru I II ha* the ay l>n*tte effect Thai line «>f tea niton* i* in keeping will) tha manufacture! tha pula nut unythint hut *he let' of which hla aaiaMiahnient la eapahle and **i proven economic ponaenar away hack vender Thera la aim h tttotn for Ihoiithl hate for American manufacturer* and a lit!la aiudy of the other fellow a melhtnla and ma terial would help ai m* If you w lali a world mat ket Improve and taka It It would mean In aom* maea the Utn|ip|n|t of home apeed hotiaena*. I think protierty ow nera w ould l«ae nothing If billboard* waia moved to the tear of Ilia lot and It would Ini prov# the alia) view, a* they would ha forced to clear tha ruhhlah that lira helilnd moat of them 1 never »aw muehroom* on the mar ket that didn't preaent an unaalabte appearance If they would pack them In layer* of damp leitvea they would look much better. Farmer* and trunk gardener* could Improve tha look* rtf much of their stuff by doing the *ame thing. A K. YULE. 1 tilitiew' Financial Polocy. Omaha To the F.ditnr of Th» Omaha Pee ^ have read with much mtereat ''Taxpayer'#" rommunlratlon with reference to the Metropolitan t'tillties district and its policy of pi\ lng *« It goes If I understand "Tax payer” correctly he wants the water, css and Ice rates reduced and bonds issued to pay for Improvements and betterments. He Is a most remark able taxpayer Everyone knows that if anything In this country has been overdone It Is the Issuance of honds Every branch of our government has beeen Issuing bonds for every con relvable purpose until the burden of bond Interest has become posititely unbearable, When taxpayers call upon the l>oaid of education or the city council, or th# county commie slonera at the time the annual budget Is under consideration and ask for some relief and a lower tax rate, they are met with appalling figure* of a mounting Interest charge on a stead lly growing bonded debt. Our bonded debt has grown eo much that bond buyers are beginning to scrutinize It, and If It growa much more It will be reflected In the bids which will be made for our bonds. I should think that a genuine taxpayer would commend and compliment any organization that was trying to get along without piling up any more debts. Posterity will have all It can take care of to pay off those already contracted and In prospect. If I understand the situation cor redly, we still owe the orlgfnet amounts we paid for our water and gas plant*, and all the board ha* done Is to keep from getting further in debt and to keep the plant up to the growing demands of growing Omaha. The 12 million and upward* of bonds outstanding for gas and water plant* will still give posterity enough to make It ait up and take notice; and. a* for reducing th# price of Ice, I doubt If eny private Ice com pany could live If th# district made any further cut In the price of Ice In Omaha OLIVER DIXON. On I.oration. Thev were going out oil location. "Tell I he scout to locate a hydrant,’ directed Die diiector. "V»s. str." "And. Andy, you hrlii* along a toll of garden hows Ves, sir," ‘.tames, you have the watering pot'" " Vee. air." The big boss happened to be r>a»* lng and Inquired: "Whet a up"" "Wa ara going to film 'The Temp eat'."—Judge. -h Martin V The Colonial Bridge club gave n smoker last night fer Miss Tawney Apple, treasurer o' th’ hairy Grotto movie palace, who talks some o’ marryin’ a nonprofeaaional. Tell Binkley, who’a alius been an’ out standin' figure, finally got hit t'day. (< np» rlghl, 1124 ) NET AVERAGE PAID CIRCULATION for March, 1924, of j THE OMAHA BEE Daily .74 H60 Sunday .79,350 | Dan ■•( Include returns, left I aver*, samples or papers apolled in j printing and include* no special J atlas or free tin illation of any kind V, A BRIDGE, Clr. Mgr. Aukarrtked and sworn to befers at this 4»h <ley of Apiil. 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"India on the March" is naked fur *» ' keeping Sfep with India and Marching In In die An ihelstehl person who wshted "N'oye*' liouk tin naliononiv" wa* at last very dubiously offered Instead Al fred Notes' poems shit pounred triumphantly upon "\Va|ch#» «f th# td-v." Another who wanted "Let* 'milk About |t b> (llhbona was sat tailed lo accept "Now It I'an Ha Told by Sir Philip Gibb*. All the mistakes ara not on tha aide of the purchaser, however, It Is not his fault wh. n I .eaves of Grass" nets tucked upon the shelve* with botanical treatises, ha happened the other day: nor when, ms librarian* whisper has happened at limes. Poe'* "Gold Hug and "Th* Pit and the Pendulum" are classified respectively under entomology and horologe; Hen ry James' Portrait of a Lady" under art: Miss Temple Bailey s "The Trurn peter Swan" under ornithology and -with a complimentary optimism that the s#x ahoud appreciate -Sir James Barrie s charming plav, "What Every H oman Knows," under domes tic science The Gifted Son. Father—I d^n't know what ] II ever make of that shiftless son of tnir*. Friend—Isn't he (rifted in any way' Father Gifted? Well, j should sa.v he Is He ain't got a darned thing that wasn't given to him.—Detroit News. 1^-gal Restraint. "Crimson Gulch has lost Interest In the old poker game The law has Interfered,’’ said Cac tus Joe. "I Inless the sheriff w ins most of the time he sends notice that Hamblin' has got to be stopped. - Washington Star. tm t BTMKStUN r NURSE PRAISES MERCIREX AFTER SKIN CLEARS Trained Nurse Says Mercirex Cured His Skin After Specialists Failed MERCIREX GUARANTEED "I am a trained nurse employed at the Hospital for the past 10 years. I have had skin troubles—blemishes, etc., on my face. I have used numerous salves, ointments, also have been to skin -pecialists, but could get nothing to do me any good. Mercirex has absolutely cured me, cleared my skin, and I think it is great stuff A clear, healthy skin—free of eruption and blemish is yours positively your* if you'll *tep to the neareal drug store and buy a jar of Mercirex only 75 cents. Try it - follow the directions--and if it doesn’t help you promptly- get your money back I No matter how severe your ca«e may be, Mercirex will bring you amasing result*. It has relieved the worst eases. It will do the same for you. Not a patent medicine. Merrl rex is not tha uncertain, faddish firoduct of a patent medicine house, t is the development of one of the oldest scientific institutions in the country. It was tested, approved and prescribed by physicians every where. Not messy or greasy. Mercirex leaves no annoying trace after use. It does not advertise your trouble, it is prartirally colorless, and there is but a faint, delicate fragrance. Remember the money-hack guar antee. Huy Mercirex at any drug j .tore in town only 75 cent*. Write for free book on the care of the skin and scalp to The I,. D.( Caulk Co., j Milford, Pel. We also recommend | Mercirex Soap. Pimples BLOOD Impurities nr* pumped by the heart Into the face. That is what causes that grainy 1 appearance, that muddineea, sal lowness, pimples, blackheads. • w II I * w •poti, and that impos* | aible "»ome thing" which no fact cream, maa tage, or fac* powder can cover up or oeautify! The foundation for a beautiful akin limply ia not there, and no face treatment can give it to you. But increase your red blood-cells,—and quickly the ru by tint of purity begins to plow in the cheeks, the complexion be comes venus-iike and immaculate I Try it. It will do it every time. S. 8. S. builds the red-blood-ceila you need for a beautiful complex ion. Begin using S. S S. at once, and give yourself what you have been working for, for year*. t 8 8. 8. Is sold si all food flruf stores IQ two sires. 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WILL M MALPIN Jj I.ISTKNINC IN t . . . ♦« •• *«*•* • f | 4 ty« iM |M»| * , , . || • l • * * *•%» — B, «M |tii* ***♦•! ' * |!t M 3 # IR M*#^«** «»M I Ml MH I I I I • • III i» ‘» f ‘ "M^l t | -||if tfH twll felt. Ill f f * ft! * *•• f t ’ , **.**•«•• II*1*. Ill 4M . I* t*-» **«1 • i• ,,#*■ * if in** »*>• WaatllUtto* \rw» »•* iM flar f *n»*r i id man 1**31 Mr A i »i t ,t Iriwtr*!* w m i taui of mm*. And ***k your fr*MoW! l h* *r t Tima. v i n«i <i*'* nMv Wharr th« taalrna of I**»,h l.«*ami thalr walrom* At th* la«t drawn hr*ith' Ah. rand th* aharklaat I i,« • annul afT»< a Thl* wandering ahadnw; It will 11 v* In apaca. At J hl'h*r thlthar on th* wind* *ha1l roam In *lafc»" of darknea* To r<-pant alonal - i ntharina Kllrabath H»n»un lllacno*la. Wh.it did tha ccullat «ar about your eye*?" S.t d thay w»ra beautiful, mothar.'* "Well, h* may b* rorrert in hi* dl aynoa:* but * that all you ynt for vfiur *10 f**’"—Louiavlll* Courier Journal. When in Omaha Hotel Conant 250 Room*—250 Rathv—Rate* $2 to $3 CHANGE OF ADDRESS Effective Monday, April 28th, 1924, the Northwestern District Office of the Sinclair Refining Company Will be Moved to The Guarantee Fund Life Association Bldg. 18th and Douglas Streets Omaha, Nebraska % *G&*’c J Chicago UlteUvi April 17 Leave Omaha 6c08 p. m. Arrive Chicago 7:30 a. ra. A Chicago train with service you'll li ke. Latest design Pullman sleepers, chair car, coaches, observation car and dining car meals “the best on wheels” Two other Rock Island trains. Leave Omaha 2:40 a. m., 3:22 p. m. Arrive Chicago 4:15 p. m. and 7:00 a. m. Comfort and Courtesy are your fellow travelers on the Rock Island Most convenient Chicago Stations— Englewood Union Station for South Side and eastern connections—La Salle Street Station in the heart of the city (on the Loop). For information, Ians and rr^rrvafiona, cadi or addrem — Conoolid a( rd Ticket Offioa, L. 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