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About The Omaha morning bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927 | View Entire Issue (May 28, 1923)
Beatrice Fairfax Probl eins That Perplex j I’ltizlrd: If you will neml me b stamped, addressed envelope, I will send >ou the names of some dancing teachers. I.nver of Pretty Things. Dear Miss Fairfax: I feel that I would like to give niv advice to •'Lovei of Pretty Things ” I think that if you are truly in love, you would not allow such trifles to rausc dissension. Jewels are things that may be pro cured at any time—that one's station in life permits them. It seems to me these gift" are fur too expensive for one in moderate circumstances, and if worn even once would undoubtedly cause unpleasant comment Doesn’t the letter signed "Susptc Ions" confirm this? And. perhaps, the man you are about to man > foei* thm way about it, ami Is making this request only as protection for your future happi ness. Now, I.over of Pretty Things, this advice eomes front one who has had about the same experience you are having, anil, after 10 years of happy J married life has all the pretty things j needed In a home of moderate eircunt- j stances, besides the love and res|ieet *if a good man Now, search yourself well before choosing. I,ot vour true conscience la- your guide, that you THE NEBBS— the day after. Drawn for ??!by So1 He“ HAD A WONDERFUL TlMF LAST) NIGHT DIDN’T WE, RUDOLPH* I 1 ENDOVE0 EuERV MINUTE Of IT ] ... n--—-rn fKwjoNDERFUL TlME ! ONE. OF THOSE DISJOINTED ) MUSICAL COfAEDlES WITH A CHORUS THAT WHEN (THEV WERE DRESSED UP IT WOULDN'T COST cNER 16 CENTS TO PARCEL POST THEIR ENTIRE WARDROBE _ AND THE TICKETS COST 4__ FOUR DOLLARS FOR. THE 6AOW AND AO* FOR THE WORLD'S DEMOCRACY^ ---rrnVME WERE So FAR BACK I HAD To! ' -T» 'STAND UP TO LET THE } * STREET CARS GO 0Y^J ■. /x . / // «" i i —-I—T I And then the restaurant _ 1 had to wand the \ HEAD WAITER A DOLLAR TO GET OUT OF THE CHECK. ROONl AnO ANOTHER DOLLAR A PIECE COVER CHARGE WHEN WE Got to the table. - and for what ? A HALF DOZEN CRAZY GUYS <iUMP(NG AROUND PlAYiNG <iAH MUSIC TO ABOUT THREE HUNDRED PEOPLE DANCING J v— ---—r IN A SPACE WHERE THREE EXPERT_J I PAMCERS COULDN’T NU5S EACH f\~t fr i. - a U.Ci Cp‘iL}c>*-> BARNEY GOOGLE— Sparky Gives Barney Something to Worry About. Drawn for The Omaha Bee by Billy DeBeck I WANT To 06 S0A6 HE S K«YOp> DOC - TVte W6 PACE 1* M6KT J Saturday and x. stand Tcj UllN OR l-OSE^-----— fcIME C-~ i ORANO) S E'rf* s«At>E Ny /Only DOn T&ne 7 / HIM AMY OATS - / / EGEO MlN\ ON / \ fOASWED BARt-EY V \nITM (Y\IU< V. EVCuR ' OA-rs f MlSTAW GOOGlE, 'SPAHH PLUG DONE \ BfcOK^ LOOSE Capyngfct. 1+23 Wt Km* fmtmm Vi1 "M* SPARK1* Gat{ ; ■— 'L ''/NO \ pfifl/WsH , v y I BRINGING UP FATHER— «. •.’ssru. Dr*"»for Th*PT*h!‘®'e by /VH ' MR ' - ’ JtCiC.'b DAUGHTER A BEAOT^FOL. _ d/R-L ? -T QUITE RW^HTJ n\r. r MR OI^-TELLME- -~T OOEb \OOR DAUGHTER j | tso-MV *— TAKE. AFTER TOO OR wlFfr TAKEt) i__ TOOR WIFE ° wirt. ir-visto oS* after me • FOR JObT A. EsMILE FROM \OOR DMJ6HTER -t 'WOULD JOf'AP OFF ''iONOER r^OUNTWM © 1923 «v mu Fcatum Simvicc. tnc. DAUGHTER oo ME A, favor- )“ THE NEST TIME TOO PA*bb MR FObb'E-PLEATjE ^dMILE -7 ^ ACT HIM ■ r—r—J > DADDV - I ) thoocht ' "<OU DiOmT LIKE HIN\ —mrir JERRY ON THE JOB STILL “BIG-HEARTED” GIVNEY. Drawn for The Omaha Bee by Hoban <f Tv,at 9 aor Agon as \ V USELESS" AS Cu"PS Oi ?AM"Tr. ‘ . he does less" v-oB'm tiam j .'-A^ E.sMATR. MAkj J Sl)3WAtt;nE • 1 OX'UT To tee -I1 111 asl. . _' ■ fVWA LATEt ">■• en* '» . ,wfc±” ' __ U?T /AS" A^JCm Ht'J> TO OQ.3AM'T>TiON A? 'NmALS On An l*MJB5U.A. l' We 2i*00,0 GET ring r. 1KM. UK 3 *6 - ntay^mt have lo look hack In the I yearn to com# and find you have cant Mm tin- ml n-.vi tot tin .. anil, an for the future, it hulitn nom* thing higher for each of ua—and the greateat of all la love INTEIIKSTED. If you wiah to bake n* w potatoea pierce them flr«t with a fjrk no the molature haa a chance to eacape. FsTlLLTIREDl when you get up? j cIry this wonderful Spring blood tonic Take Hood's Sarsaparilla as a spring medicine for that tired feel ing, caused by thick, impure blood. Hood’s makes you feel better, eat and sleep better, and "makes food taste good." After the inactivity and close indoor confinement of winter it is especially hard for the sluggish system to combat disease germs. Hood’s Sarsaparilla restores to the blood those properties which help to repel germs of grippe, in fluenza, fevers and other ailments. It gently stimulates and refreshes weary people who feel run-down. It has given satisfaction to tbre* ge» erations. Get a bottle today. The lonit for that tiredfeeling HOOD’S SARSAPARILLA \I>VFKTISKMKN P. Say “Bayer” and Insist! Vide** you see the name ' Bayer" on package or on tablets you are not getting the genuine Bayer product prescribed by physicians over I! years and proved ,-afe by millions for Headache folds l.umbago Toothache Rheumaliam Karaehe Pain, Pain Xeualgia Accept Bayer Tablets of Aspirin” only. Hath unbroken i>ackage con tain* pro|>cr dire tions. Handy boxes of 3 2 tablets cost few cent* Drug gists also sell bottles of 24 and 100. Aspirin is th etardo mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monoaceticacidester of Salicylicacid. How to Start the Day Wrong_By Briggs f HA HA HA HA This ) ' Fellovaj Don markee i Jloes GET OFF ^OME | FU/v/N/V CRACKS IM HlS I { Column- he's Good 7 V--V , -ArJ0 Ha5 \SomE CARToowS- - HAvE Yoo> ,SEcN TmlS oNE MA•I w/ei-<~ Dow t mi>3s it- its/ 0m£ OFr ,Th£ funniest . yl gver^ sa>va/-^^ f ceOR6C: E>€Aft t WhV SURF WWNT To to A III (MAKE. (?4 Little tSHoPPir*c> PiFTY- • * mjiLL Ycxj let ime oh JD«-' aO VHAl/e ABCXJT Jfrz€. T I CAN‘T <3£T V ft. 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Take no chances: Act! Brush your teeth with fbrhan's FOR THE GUMS More than a tooth paste —it checks Pyorrhea 35c and 60c in tube* Al>\ tXTKtXEiT, WANTS TO HELP OTHER WOMEN Grateful f or Health Restored by Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound Chicago, 111 —‘ I am willing to write to - any girl or woman who is lnnmmiiiitii«iH7nguffer^ng^rorn ^ troubles 1 had be fore I took Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com pound. My back always ached, so I could not go about my house work, and I had other troubles from weakness. I was this way for years, then my sis ter-in-law took the Vegetable Com pound and recommended it tome. In the time I have been taking it, it has done wonders for me. I keep house and am able to do lots of work besides. "—Mrs. Helen Sevcik, 2711 Thomas St., Chicago, 111. Women suffering from female troubles causing backache, irregu larities. pains, bearing-down feelings and weakness should take Lydia L. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. Not only is the worth of this splendid medicine shown by such cases as this, but for nearly fifty years this same sort of experience has been reported by thousands of women. • Mrs. Sevcik is willing to write to anv girl or woman suffering from such troubles, and answer any questions they may like to ask. Apt ERTI'EWt.NT. Lift Off with Fingers Poean't hut: * l .' Drop •* lit'.iw | "Frecaone" on an acliiuB eorn, in I Mainly that corn Mops hurtnu:. then ! shortly s^it lift it rnsht off » ih ftniterv Ti uly' Your ilrti£ii>>t soils a tiny Milt of ' 1‘ieeaone 1 foi .1 tow cent- sufficient to remove every hard corn, soft aorta, *| or corn between the toes, and th* calluses, without eorenews or Irnttu | lion Hit « \M ADS UK I.Mj KESlL.nl