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BARNEY GOOGLE— No Brains and Wooden Legs! What a Chance Drawn for The Omaha Bee by Billy De Beck (Copyright 1928) ivv ' - cm pav """ W SP»R*r Pltfc WOMY HAVE A CtHNiPr V j A<SA«MSX TMAX 1C** tEc;<ito Soj.ei.Y f Imax worse of XU* OotOAiCA'S J f PS A PAMIC - SU*. CtKJit) TAWt / A MOP SlflP AMO a «Al P - A • 3 LUMP / AMO SHfO BE IM A DtFFERENTJ <?UM*ATK. - I MATE To TMIMK OF Poop SPP«*cx AOA'mSt EASY SOMNY. I'M C^ONNA POf Vcaj OP Yo \ eoWPtTE txl'TM SASSY SUSIE = Bx CJOtO*. TWis IS SOME TpiCk - Ajft BEOt. P#lkr S/«E I NOTM(M To <Vo BY » Copyright. 1+23. by King Feature Syndicate, Inc | | BRINGING UP FATHER— Registered U. S. Patent Office SEE JIGGS AND MACGIE IN FULL PAGE OF COLORS IN THE SUNDAY BEE Drawn for The Omaha Bee by McManus .Copyright 1923) THERE * * DETECTIVE DOWN *TMR*TO c-* **EE TOO - *\R'. 5— —7=riHL / DETECTIVE? -^r— J /, 'ixjr HE’t> tsot c;o>n- to *bEE ME! k-y i*1 I THERE WU'Z. WE WOX A DETEjCTIVE WONDERlM' I . .. © tJJ3 *v TnT'L Fcatum Service. Inc. _ - I'D Like EL A QUIET ROOM FOR A FEW DAV^V IF AN VONE. CALi-'b -iM our: — /.mus ■Wr ABIE THE AGENT— The It»al Teat. TYkt PATENT'S PEUER UERy AND! EXPECT NoCTb FOUOU) OUT MN ORbVRS To , The v£TTER=©T*e?tutsE, L \TS ~^AHQEPOOS».< f OX SoME8oeyT\ ' Pl^SE QlViE IT ' Vhd ME -PLEASE!! A, 1/ uKy nou TPear Ncu aiksv m\ks,k« \ UiHKr &<b ncu | c\)ER t>0 ?cr j fAE ???? J l TR t>0 For Vcu?? IvMEN NCU WAS sick AHDMOEObV^ WOULD G'Lt You WATER. BECAUSE “WF Doctor s>a\d \t would KILL too * who WAS IT THAT GAVE NCU A GLASS OF IT j WHEVj NCU CRIED FCR \Y- WHO WAS NCUR FR»ENDA^^'/r- v 1 EDDIE’S FRIENDS_ The Bridge Hounds. amd ~— '^^tiftt K- ., SWUSCVCfifll^^^B^S^J a'mai '.m Pfe*^ vouq sic* ^■™55^B5p y- - -v-- ' ■' -vi ' l^z-„... g ^ > y - TIME TA’.ES THE TALE OF ilSTAH MULE RA'LEY CHAPTER ’fit. Minding His Mother. ‘What's your name?" Master Meadow Mouse asked Mistah Mule. Mistah Mule told him. "I shouldn’t think you'd dare to laur,h when you're alone,” Master Meadow Mouse remarked. ' 'Couse why?" Inquired Mistah Mule. "I should think the sound of your laugh would scare you terribly," Mas ter Meadow Mouse explained. “Jjjxi how awful. If—when you were alone— you got to laughing and couldn't stop!" This remark so amused Mistah Mule that he couldn’t help laughing again. And Master Meadow Mouse promptly tumbled right over bark ward. He was aadly frightened. But he soon pulled himself together. "Do you suppose," lie asked, "I could learn to make that sound? It would be pleasant, when anybody chases you, to turn around quickly and hee haw right In his face. It's a line way to frighten a person.” "Keep a-tryln' whenever you gits a chance," Mistah Mule suggested. Just then another little peraon came creeping through the grass. It was Master Meadow Mouse's mother. "I'll try it on her," Master Meadow Mouse whispered. And scampering up to his mother, he said In hia tiny, squaky voice, "Hee-haw:" "There! You're catching cold:" his mother exclaimed. “You sneezed. Come right home arid drink some hot ginger tea. Y’ou must wear your rub bers when the dew Is on th< grass.” "Excuse me. Mai I was not sneez ing. If you don’t believe me, you can ask my friend here," said Master Meadow Mouse. "Friend! What. friend?" his mother replied, looking In every di rection except up. Hhe didn’t see Mistah Mule, who towered above like a mountain. "Him!” said Master Meadow Mouse, pointing upward. Hia mother raised her head. And When she beheld Mistah Mute she gave a shrill scream. V.What monster is this?" sho cried. I “He isn't a monster. He's Mlstah | Mule,” Master Meadow Mouse told | her. "Como away!” Mrs. Meadow Mouse begged of her son. "It's not sat*- to I be so near him. He could swallow you and me both at the same time.” | Of course, Mistah Mule had never eaten a mouse of any sort. The good ! . -. 1 ! it "Corna Mr*. Meadow Moua* ! boy^od her son. j lady's fright amused him. "Hoe haw! j I tee-haw” he laughed. "Hun, child! Hun!” Mrs. Meadow j Mouse shrieked. And gathering up her \ petticoats, she dashed for the noarts | tree and suulrmt-d her way down I among the roots, out of sight. Meanwhile Master Meadow Mouse began galloping about Mistali Mule In a circle. Watching bis small new friend, Mistali Mule slowly turned round and round In hi stmeks. "Why you does that?” he Inrpilrcd j at last. "My mother told me to run,” Mas ter Meadow Mouse explained. "I nl ways try to mind my mother.” (Copyright, 192S.) A transparent paper, rolled "rrllu lln," Is now produced. It Is made as thin as tlHHue paper, or ns thick ns ordinary celluloid, and mn be used for motion picture films or uutomo | title curtain*. My Marriage Problems Adel* Garrison'* New Phase of “Revelations of a Wife” What Jim Told l.illian About Ills De cision to t ome Home. It isn't very much to tell," Jim be gan deprecatingly, "and l'n* think ing you'll find it hard to believe, but Juat a» sure as I'm standing here, It all happened today exactly as Katie said Just now. 1 was sitting on a boat this morning with my head in my hands. 1 was worrying a Io^ about her—” he gestured toward his wide-eyed wife. "And,” he drew a long breath. "I was wondering what was best to do. And then I heard her voice call my name twice—Just as plain as T beard her speak Just now. It was so real I looked up and all uround to aee if perhaps she had found out where I was. Then l was sure I had been dreaming. I couldn’t figure It out any either way. Rut I mnde trp my mind I wasn't going to wait an hour longer to coma liack. And now to think'Katie saw me sitting there and really did rail me! How do you ex plain that, ma'am?" He looked in bewildered fashion at l.illian. "We don't explain those things. .Tim,” l.illian said gently. "We only know that sometimes when people love each other very greatly, things happen to them such ns you and Katie described Just bow. Mrs. Gra ham and I are very glad you beard her call you and decided to como back. She needs you. We have been worrying about her.” •Til Tell Him Kerry thing.” “I ought to have come back long be fore,” Jim said contritely. "Rut then I'd get to thinking of the way things were when 1 left, and I didn't know what was right to do, I didn't want “There's an explanation corning to you Jim,” t said briskly, "and when you get it I'm sure your mind will lie easy. Now. suppose you go upstairs to your rooms,and rest a bit while you're waiting for your supper. It won’t be long, for Mrs. Underwood and I will help Katie get It. And then we'll all have ii little talk." i He looked at me oddly. I think he realized that l.illian and I did not wish i to give him an opportunity to see ! Katie alone until «f had assisted Jn j the explanation due him. "Thank you," he said gratefully, and turning, clumped up the kitchen 1 stairs In his old familiar fashion. Kn I He. with her face paling, spoke In low, I nervous tonca as the sound of his | dosing door came to our tars. "Vou tell beem, pices." she enid. "Yes. Katie, I'll tell him every- f thing," I reassured her. ' Now. fly around anil get Jim the best supper you can think of." .lim la Not Hungry. Katie considered a half minute. "1 broil hoetn slice ham, und fry some eggs, und varm oop isitatoes vay he likes, und heat sonio dose mud fins, und make some coffee, and urm dose apple dumplings, und—" "I think that ought to hold him foi tonight at least," Killian laughed. "Go to it. Katie! I'll set Jim's place at the table hcse," "III slice the potatoes," l volun teered, and with both of us assisting Katie she was able lo put a bountiful meal on the tabic In record time. I ran up the stairs and summoned Jim with a low call, for I had no de sire to waken Mother Graham. The^e was a hint of shyness in Ills manner as he came hack into the kitchen, but Killian soon banished that with questions concerning tlie town in which lie had worked while away, and be tackled his supper 1 boldly. I always have considered Jim a ! valiant trencherman. but 1 soon saw i that despite his long trip without i food he was not doing full justice to ! th« meai. Katie watched him with troubled eyes. j "You no like my cookin' any more. "It's better than eve,-, Katie girl," he reassured her. "Uut—Ini not very | hungry, I guess." 1 "Drink your coffee.'' 1 comma tided, "and Katie, put the rest of Ills din ner where It will keep hot. lie will | feel more like eating In a few mln ' tiles. Jim turned to me with both pain land humility written in Ills face, j "I—I can't help thinking aliout things, ma'am, bill—1—1 don't want to think that Kallo needs lo tell me | anything. 1 fought Hint out with my self today. I didn't even intend to ask her anything more." Mrci After 50 Years. Klyria. O , March 2. .lain** Hughe* uf liO* Ang-He*. Hal.. ami hi* hroth*r. John Hugh#*, who n*shlo* with hi* daughter, Mi*. Harley Decker, on Murray near here, welcomed each otItrr for tlie* firmf time *lnc* they parted 01 years ago Doth have become gnunlfath< i * In (he Intel ven j mg lime. Problems That Perplex Anvtrfd by BEATRICE FAIRFAX Living Toda>r\ Dear Miss Fairfax: 1 ve worked hard for five years without a vaca tlon. I've saved up $2.000—and I've a gCMnl notion to blow it all in on one rip-roaring good time. 1 in thinking of going abroad or out to the coast or somewhere like that and playing as long as the cash holds out. Then when J in down to my carfare home. I’ll turn around and come hack and loook up a job. Doesn't that listen m eir I may he dead t year from now and if 1 don’t hustle about a little and have snm* fun I’ll actually die before I've ever lived CAKLOTTA. It sounds like a lot of fun. and it might do you a lot of good to see new sights and meet new people. But don’t you think it would be a good plan to have a little more security of work or success before you treat yourself to such a vacation Also you may live t<» .he 80 and grub around all your life with noth ing to make the days endurable but the memory of one splendid spree You see most of us have an idea tucked away somewhere in our heads that it would Is’ a great lark to cut loose from work and responsibility and have one glorious, carefree good time. But we can’t. No matter how we yearn to li\e just for today, there is no possibility of doing* it If you are a thinking hu man. Tomorrow is bound to come. The moment's enjoyment may easily Uncle Sam Says — Liming (lie Soil. The application of Unis to the soil brings alwmt benefical results in sev eral ways. It stimulates the proper decomposition of the organic matter In the anil, neutralises adds in the soil, Improves the physical condition of heavy soils, supplies lime ftS grow ing plants and makes available other elements In the soil In this l»ooklet information is prr sen tod regarding the materials used In liming, their preparation and use. as well as a discussion of the chemical changes brought about In the s«»ll by Him. so far as thev are known. The i elativo merits of different forms of lime mis- dismissed and data durnish ed whereby the value of any imrticu lar form of lime for agricultural pur poses may ho approximately deter mined. Readers of The Omaha Bee may obtain a copy of this Isimklet free na long ms the free edition lnsts by writ ing to the Division «<f Publications, Depaitmmt of Agricu’.tute, Washing ton, D. C., asking for **F. B. Ml.** 1 mo:.n weeks and months and years of paying. \' lien you are tempted to "cut the Job,” ' blow in your money on one 1 grand sprei live for today on a lav ‘ i Ish scale which spells worry and 1 penury and struggle tomorrow—stop and think If you build your tomor row on a series of flrmly grounded todays, you'll enjoy it. If you'll fill the moment with effort ami growth and wiving and sanity, the finest ktnd , of enjo>nicnt will com* through your carefully directed life and Its growth. 1 Live all you likp today—but live to- i day so tomorrow also will be livable. j V. M. 1st 1 certainly would urge you to ask her That's the least you can do nfter keeping her waiting all these years, B. >1. \,: That might prove love is not i he blind Iwt It Is purported. R. i M A. Perhaps you aim too hard to please Perhaps he might have a few Haws to which his attention should lie called. Again, the divine lire may he flying In Ills heart. I hope net. but i I would aim to please only to a rea snnahle point. Uuiliiin^ Operations More Than Double l.ast Year's Building operation* for February wen 24 4 permits, representing a to tal Investment of *1 ..ifi4,3Ji. Bperatlon* for February last year: illO permits, ?470.6S. | The operations last month Included a permit for the new Elks' club house, the amount of this permit be j mg »«;>o.ooo. m Parents’ Problems Should young children be allowed , to attend evening parlies? V The best hours ffr children's par ties am ill the afternoon, although I many are given from 4 o'clock to ,7:3d Young children should not a( tend any party which keeps them up long after their bedtime hour. The excitement of the affair, as well as the lee cream, cake and candy usually served, tends to spoil thrir sleep and they are apt to be Irritable all the next day. fOUGHS 1 _ Apply over throat and cheat | —ewallow email piece* of— I Ont 17 MMonhn UtmiYmA I Drunken Dri\ers to Get Jail. 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