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About The Omaha morning bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 1922-1927 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 27, 1923)
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A\ Gi_LACHERJ> entrance / jj'/O'O Y READ \ X ( ABOUT THE v I \ Poore GUY THEY' gr ;] ©EAT UP AFTER g[VS TAKING H\s Jfc J/ OVERCOAT J I AN' GHOEE>jy I TELL iA A^B A AN TAkF.'v ■ HiS LiF-E IN ■ HlS HANlPS ■ ■A/HtN HE ft CiOES OUT AT I NKjHT THESE] \ OAVj A r \ UEAVE IT '-I TO THE CO Pi \ TO (3E ABSENT j l WHEN THET <2£ j I NEEDED J r A* hJa^ '-TIME TALES «a#»a——< THE TALE OF !mistah mule RTHUk SCOTT, BAILEY . .«fe, Mistah Mule I.aughs. Old Mr. Crow, qn his very first j meeting with Mistah Mule, decided that be was somewhat stupid. When Mr. Crow spoke of the Muley Cow, and eald to Mistah Mule, "I want you to pretend that your two tails are alike," Mlstuh Mule actually , didn't know what the Old gentleman was talking about. lie actually looked ground to make sure he hadn't two tails of his own! "Of course you haven't two tolls.” Mr. Crow told him. "I mean youter and hers.” "Yes’in—yes, sah!” said Mistah | Mula. "But how is 1 a-goin' to pre tend that? If a tty liyhls oil my bai h, rioea you 'spent the Muley Cow a-goin' to swish it off with her tail?" "No! No! Certainly noil" cried Mr. Crow. "Yes'm—yes. sah! If a fly lights on the Muley Cow's hack, l ee again' to swish it off with my tail." "No! No! My goodlier. no!" es- ! claimed old Mr. Crow. "Listmi to me. I'll explain carefully. I trust —" ho added—“I trust It's not necessary for me to use words of one syllable.” “One which?” Mistah Mule In mured, cocking a long ear towards Mr. Crow. Mr. Crow paid rio heed to the (gjostlon. "I'll put it this v,i lie said; ‘‘I want to have a little fun with the Muley Cow. I want to tease her a hit. Ho when you meet her— as you're sure to, tf you stay here on the farm—Just say, 'flood morniny madam! I see your tall Is very much like mine.' Now you understand, don’t you?” Mistah Mule snatched hi* head with one hind foot. Homething still puxxled him “How's thuL a golu’ to tease her? he asked. "Pears to me It a-goin' to please her." "You think so? Mr '"row retorted with a sly hi nib- "Well, perhap ■ you’re right. Try It, anyhow And let mo know what she say* to you. Then Mr, Crow fl.-tv away towards the cornlielri "Huh!" Mistah Mule grunted a* h* watched Mr. Crow growing smaller «nd smaller In the distance. "That ole rascal, he a-tryln’ to gtt me into I rouhl* That ole Jim Crow, he think he's mighty sly. Bui I reckon ntayoe l kin pi#r » trlsk *>y two noyownselX." Ami Mistah Mule laughed in hi* odd fashion, “Hee-haw! .live haw: Way over in the cornfield Mr. rrow heard him. And the old gentle “That ole Jim Crow, he think Jie'a mi^htg «lg' nuin stripped right In the middle of a chuckle "I’d gtvo an ear of eoru." he said aloud, “to know what he'e laugh jn« at." Tomorrow: At laist. the Muley Cow and Mantah Multi Meet. They Sur prise Mr. Crow. Uncle Sam Says Automobile and lias bauble llmls. This booklet whn h 1m issued by I ho office of farm management trives general suggestion* t« operators of automxhllcs and gun engine* on how lo avoid or remedy die ipore common forms of inglnc trouble It given directions for making tests to turate Iratiblu In tin' ignition and fuel sv Inns, discusses methods of starting In cold w»gthor, find contln* a "trouhlo chart" which lists sources of trouble and a. brief outline of no* ures lo be taken In overcoming th* difficulty. Headers of The Omaha 1 »•••' may obtain a copy of this booklet free as long as the free edition last* hy writ ing In the Division of I’uhllcattnri*. Depart incut of Agriculture, Washing too. V. C., askiug fur My Marriage Problems Adele Garriton’e Naw Phase of “Revelaliona of a Wife” Hour I .illinn "Read (he Rule*" for Halle's Happiness. It le not a particularly easy thing to face the realization of crux* self ishneos in one's own soul, and for several minutes following the flash of intuition which hid given me thu key to Katie's trouble. 1 bent my shoulders to the flagellation* of a re morseful conscience. Mistaken In Judgment as my poor Ignorant little maid had been, yet she had braved terrors of mind and body unknown to better-informed, more poised wmrnen, anil she had braved them with no thought of consequence to herself that she might save me and mine from harm. Jim, her hue hand, had gone away angry, angry ml misjudging her sorely. And I hsd made no effort to bring him back. i'sidegs to salve my consc-lenre with the BOtilitHtry that xb«, herself, had refused to give utiy explanation to Jim, I knew the stubborn pride whtrn Katie sliared with many a fur more .intelligent sister, a pride which made In r frvl that her husband should have Kept he faith In her no matter how M,u '-. appearand * looked. And 1 iiIon* held Ihe key to the Identity of llto man whoso summons Katie had obeyed In defiance of her husband— although I felt that Killian had made a fairly shrewd guess concerning it. t>f course, at ilia first, when we had been caught In the swirl of the events surrounding Smith's danger ous m llvitles, wo could have risked no slight* st complication, and Jim, with his Jen lousy and brooding anger, was far batter In pin old home-—the fish ing colony In Marvin to which he hart betaken hlmeelf with the Injunction to trie to watch over Katie Th« littl ' hodril of til* caving* which ho had left with nio lo u»« for Kiltie had nut been touched, and I had added to it the auma which ha had occaalonally »ent me. with the elm (ilo hi iHWluri in** i Iptlon upon the pa (ii r, "P'oi Katie.'’ 1 knew the atrong nod rdneere affection Jim'* loyal heart lo ld fur hi* lumgeatuoiiB, volailt* llttl* w,is. and I counted much upon tl to ilic ninicai 1 meant lo a< nd lo hint at once. p’or there ismal be no further delay. Whether Katle'a dcpraaaod mood wa* due to Jim'* ubaene# or aome other enuao, ahe needed her hitebnnd'aaup porting atrength. [ JaiiiiUb • Wnock i!-vi Idyucfe} I ** ~I" me back with a atail from tuy study of ways and mean* I opentd the door nnd ahe stepped through It, stalling. "How did you manage It?” she whispered. "The time-honored sum mer morning had nothing on Katie for serenity when she announced din ner. Are you ready? I'd advise you lo hurry. Wo w'alted dinner, you know, for you. and Mother Oraham la so hungry she'a actually growling " "All ready." 1 answered, for T had removed the travel staJns while I was ruminating over Katie. "Hut don't Imagine that Katie la 'serene' for she Isn't. Will you go over to In Ikhm place and 'phone a telegram for me tonight right after aupi'er* I'd go myself but Mother Graham would—" “Never Forgot— "You don't need to finish, ' Lillian laughed. "My Imagination t" In per fectly good working order, thank you of course III go f suppose th# hig Idea is to wire to Jim to gal him self here, pronto.’* "Kkactly,** I returned, *’l feel guil ty that 1 haven't thought of It be fore ’’ “I think It’s Just eg well you didn't,’ Lillian returned dryly. "1 think both Jim and Katie will he hap pier for this pet formaline, that Is If Jim learns a lesson from It. I'd like lo lie around when hs conies home and drop a hint to him on the man agement of his wife. He ought to provide himself with a lilekory stick or its spiritual equivalent.’’ Ho setoundlng was this from Lil lian, feminist, tiled and proved, that T forgot the waiting (tinner and Moth er Orn ham's probable wrath, and glared at her In amassment. •'No. I Mill have all five of Vm. aha said. “Hut never forget that an alien gill Ilk" Katie, brought up In a cv.unlry where the poaannt man haa the {wiwtr almost of life ami death over hie wife ami chlhtrn. la used *" nothing elec hut obedience to 'h.-r man 1 Jim la American to hi* finger tlpe. and haa unusually ohlvalnrua Mena about women for hla atatlon In life. You know what happen* when you give a slave unlimited freedom— petty tyranny"’ “Katie always has tyrannised over tlm " »he went an, “and ha has in jCXfd U, lift tvllta * W*»th a* tb* Problems That Perplex AuanW bj> BEATRICE FAIRFAX Who Should Speak First, Dear Mina Fairfax; I am coming to you for your advice as I did once before Mots Fairfax, whose place is It to say hello first, a girl to a man or a man to a girl? There Is a young | man I like very much and lie said i hello twice to me. hut I saw him the other day an.) h. never said anything to mo. Now, Miss Fairfax, was It my idace to say hello lust? 1 never talked to Idm, but we met several times on the streets. Thanking you very much. It Is ths woman's prlvihgr to speak first. Pearl and l.illie: Perhaps you run after them. If this Is (he ease try being indifferent towards them (•eraldiiir; Write to any department store or. latter still, call at the stores old life, (li* old authority cam* l- her, ■he wag go terrorized that Jim 'a r« ' ueata, gvan hi* demand*, meant nothing to her. I have a portly rhrewd Idea of the situation there, ami the reaeon for the terror which eway >d her, which l know you wit con firm In your own good time, lull 1 should strongly advise telling Jim I hat hl» one heat hot lies In showing M let re*" Kalio lliat In future he ta to be tins* with a big ‘U." bhe laughed and then abruptly said: "Come on to dinner!” for information w hth you mine to Omaha. The Y. W c, A. has classes In millinery. Ton Deep for lie airier Dear Mi'S Fairfax: 1 saw a ques lion that you answered in The Omaha Her ami 1 am asking you one. Will you please tel! me if my sweetheart's father is living’ If he Is. wl.al city or town Is he living in? please an swer ami oblige. H. I, W. Sorry, hut I am not gifted with sec ond sight. Why not a»k your sweet heart? . ..... A t lull Woman: \\ rite to the state library commission at Cheyenne. l onesome Itemlrr: l hate made it a rule not io Introduce young men and women through this column You are mistaken in the name. The one used is not her own Parents’ Problems bliouhl parent* always pay attett tinn to the small requests children make? It is always h* q to pay attantion to all their request*. an I If |iossllde, to grant them. Ik) not deny them because of the slight lneon\enienea their uranllna would make for >ou If It Is pot. advlaahla to consent, he aura to gl\e the reason to the child; never merely ignore them, Alll CKTIMKMfc*Y. 'i.Vlll»a»U»!U,l' Every spoomui of Kellogg’s Bran helps free you from loxio poisons! Constipation is largely re.pon.tMo for nuto-intoalrntion that loads to dangerous disease* unless it ia »ot only chi rked hut permanently relieved Constipation, in fact, is the basis of a majority of human nilmmU win h rould l>e headed off if p*oi>)« would only help rtd themselves of this serious, health uuiiermit’.itig coniiition, which can be easily done. Constipation must bo fought to a finish -not with pills and cathartics, which nro dangerous to tin* ihlirsto membranes of the intestines and tem porarr nt host—hut with nrt it re 'a greatest corral health food—bran - Kellogg's Hrsu, which is sa delicious as it Is beneficial. Kellogg V Bren Is wonderful In its work because it Is ALL bHkN And, ts get permanent rsbsf, ALL BKA.N \ is a necessity, for it is th* “bulk' of Kellogg’s Bran tb*t »weeps aud purl in'*, ridding Iheevsteoi of |iai*«n* and bringing condition* lo normal. Kat Kellogg's tlrsu regularly—*t lean two tablrwpoonfula daily; a* murh with eaoh meal in ehroaio caasa—and wo guarani >** that you »iM get rejief per ms neatly nnd naturally. Kellogg's Bran in dslieioua. Tou do not hare to learn to like it. Kv it nn a cereal or sprinklw on or mi* with I 'd or cold cereal?. Or, cook 1 with hot cereals, allowing two table t|«ionfu!s for each person. Kellogg ‘a makes wonderful muflios, gnjdlo eater, raisin bread, macaroons, etc. tieeii'e* on package. Leading hotels, clubs and roetsn rsnla serve Kellogg '* Bran in unit ridual package*. Ail ffvme. i £ ;»t fnntentt l*>Tluitl DrachPl 10m 1 iffinff CheerfulnessMdfejgJ jssssssss. J>vinr->a' ^ 1 , 2£S-** 11 EgS-^ Constipalionanil Di«r !j and F«*trish?»* p J Losso/StEEP^ ExaU Copy of Wrapper. CISTM Forlnfanta&ndCMldren. Mothers Know That Genuine Castoria % Thirty Years twi ccMTftwa *m. the pain out of sprain or (train with BAUME BENGUE tANALOtilQVt ) Just a gentle mb does the trick At any Drug St ore — Keep a tube handy Tkos. Learning & C«., N. V.. Aset. Agcnu Be Protected When you are Ured your resistance to cold genu is weakened At such times take eeks Break-up-a-Cold Tablets. They are laxative and con tain medicines that strengthen your cold resistance, helping you drive the cold out of your (ystem. Keep ^ celts' Tablets on hand to pro tect yourself irom colds. WEEKS BREAK-U P-A- COLD TAB LETS 25 DOSES-25 CTS. AT YOUR DRUGGISTS ( \V\ r Klhl.MlAT 1 MOTHERS, DO THIS ■ -. When the Children Cough, Hub Musterole on Throats ami Chests. No tflltrv how soon the avwptoir* may develop Into ervup. or a !*••. And then a «hen you re glad to have a jar o( Mui terole at hand to pi'© prompt relief. It doea not Mister. Aa first aid. Must -nV '.« t vcel'rnt Thousands of mother* know it You should keep a jar toady for instant use It Is the remedy f»r adults, too Ho Uevea aero throat, bmnchms, Umaiiitis, croup, stiff neck, asthma nruralfus, head ache, congestion. pleuri>>. rheumatism lumbago pain* and mhos id U* s 01 » inis sprains. »•'!«' muscles, thilhUms frosted feet and cold# of the chest lit nay pre vent pneumonia 1. >Sc and jai* and tubes. Better than • muslaid paste* W IIK.N IN MM* 01 llhl »’ Tli\ OM Ml \ IH I W \Vf M*s I AUVEftliUHCM. Be Good to Your 8,800,000 Pores Every one of these little pore* has an important function to perform in throwing off poison* and waste mat ter from the body. If they become clogged, through your failure to keep the body clean, you have placed an evtra load on your heart, your kid neys, your bowel*, and other impor tant organs. Then your health be iernes impaired, your vitality lessened your mental and physical vigor wane* The FITCH SHAMPOO cleans the hair ar.d the scalp and every pore in tVi* human body, which is essential for ijood health, leaving the ekm smooth and soft. It Is antiseptic. Its cleans ing properties, when demonstrated at a clinic before 3s pubi.c health nurses were proved to i-e luO per csfnt effica ous by removing ail dandruff, dirt and vermin fb^m the heads of school children, leaving their scalps and hair clean ard healthy. Every man and woman and eve.: child, whether at hoir.» or attending school should be cleansed from hea l to toot at 1-ast once a week with tl - preparation. The FITCH SHAMPoO is oil sale v first class toilet goods oounteis. in two sites, 7S cents, ft.So for family package Follow complete directions in package. Application* at leading barber shops. Mi\l.BrihfcMENT MRS. HICKEY SO WEAK COULD HARDLY STAND Tells How Lydia E. Pink ham’sVegetable Compound Restored Her Health Worcester. Maes. — “I had seme trouble caused by a female weakness ana got so run down and weak from it that I could hardly stand or walk across the door. The doctor gave me all kinds of pills, but noth ing helped me. I happened to tree' c. Mead who had taken Lydia E. Pinkhara’s Vege table Compound. so I thought I would try it. After tak ing it a week 1 began to improve, and now I feel tine and am doing all of my housework, including wishing, sew ing an>i Apse cleaning. I ha', e recom meaiied^mur med.'ine to my friends, and 1 am willing for vou to use this letterasa test noimf.as 1 would lik* to help any one suffering the way i did from such a weakness,”—Mrs. Dblu Hickey, 4 S. Ludlow St,, Worcester, Maas. Lvdia E. Pinkham’s Pr.vate Text Reek upon “ Ailments Peculiar to Women’' will bo rent vou free upon request. Write to The Lydia K. Pink ham Medicine Co.. l.ynn\ Mass. This bock contains valuable information. QUICK RELIEF FROM CONSTIPATION Get Dr. Edwards’ Olive Tablets that is Di# Joy fyil ore of . nr* lb f itwar-.i* |<ro*'.nee4 O'i't III e?«. the ••Wtittiti tor r*k»j«*el, I>r, kJnarda a fiavt.vtn* fot It years ait4 raMfije) eM-iura 4i>r«vnetl the fotma-A for ONv« xvhili irealmr' wifi'G for «hivf>*c v*« >t*t>a:n»ct »n»t |<M| ;4 la«if Ur. KiUsnt' Olive !, I'^ls do ttot contain rslemel tut a heaim*. root Hums ' O' .*Ub'e aaa^* e No giti'tng »t» the key not* of tH#t» little anger-roat*4. ah-tenl tafehu* they caiiti the hcnel* and M' or to act normally. Ilirjr r«'« fif'a thrw t# a» natural a» tw*n It >on h<*\ * a dark I*id"a mouth * n*,J pitath -a 4vt*U frevt lc« mg »«■ k headache D»rv*<t H‘«‘ tattoo. >:v * «* fm4 qutek. euro and mum reunaitt #*•** oae or two •! Di fc.d»ai4i' i)Hv* Tikiat* «t Ihoti«ao4« »aVe them night .mat ia fceat> right. Tt> the** Ua aaa Ha