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BARNEY GOOGLE-— Barney Was Only Stringing Himself, After All Drawn for The Omaha Bee by Billy De Beck (L'upyrilht 192") WE~RErC. \«UR ThCKJSAND OOU.AR5 lE . IfiGuT omdsp The front porrm F vawcRF voo oewireo ir »• now, M COME AT MlON'ftMT UHE & Vcvj SNt>. V0u tUOOlb V THey dont (Jiwme C«e(vt^ Bor BEING FOXEY - i Tws Coro that- s tied t0 Tme BAG O*- Dough - I'll I <3UST FA-STEM THE ENt> To The leG of (AY BANTS — AND When x feel olo t-*j. blacvuanoer G»ue The BAG a yank — HE BETTER. watth OUT Fc* <ay ‘V EWE works!.. — __H *-” 2:22 I Copjri^t. 1923. by Kmg Fmtvr* StbAcmjJ BRINGING UP FATHER-,s,;'^llh Drawn for The Omaha Bae by McM.nu. _________________ .Copyright 1923 ► IM TO FiNE-WE. ^E'.HELUX O'T tDOME r1 WANT TO ^RPRl^ED FLOWERS MAKE A WHEN HE c\T<b FOR CA*bET M “SWELL OjT OF JA\L *®!*£eN ^ Banquet ^ee what ^ of Tmn, Af\ne dinner &T Hir^ J were <;onna I'LL FIX you ' WAHMA PAY FER 'EM UP A FINE AM1 take, 'em WITH ME • BUNCH OF ' DON 'T WANT me Wife RObEb FOR TO KNOw »^e>OOT fT YOOR. FRiEMD CA-bEY YOU KNOW Me WIFE l«b MA«RQW ^ MINOEO - IN EA.CT VT1^ *bO NARROW l DON'T THINK. WE HA,*b AvNY- VE , MARRIED MEN MUW KEEP (~~? — 1 .. 1 Pv 1* ©1M* »r Intl Fiatxmw Smvicx, Imc. mk. jone.^> ; the.T ELC«\*bT t>EHT THEt>C. TO TOO * l L_ ) ABIE THE AGENT— LAW IS A WONDERFUL THING Drawn for The Omaha Bee by Herschfeld . __ _ (fftnrriehl 1097.) HARKV KRArr^ [us-Ttc, bctsT^ 'T UJ*''\ fouSta"^ lY WAS j BEVikV A ) I AL KANYOto, HotZMAK" / V ^1 ~J 1 WHO started ^ ~^==-IWHAY^ i THE HERR>H*yTUSYEViYoy HOW ABOUTV/—^ = 7A VRAKiK J zzr^^STti0'j =4rNou CAksy mave. ooy reau >1) Ot>t)ER TAIL From the ARQUMOOT \ UJVAEKl YHEV ALL START = LOOKS ‘ V L\kE \Y'LL EUt) OP IK} COURT'.! NES = BECAUSE iu ^ COURT TWEN'll OKX.N be able 'To SPEAK ONE AT A T l ME V , E TALES ALE OF H MULE SCOTT. BAILEY CHAPTER IX. Mlstah Mule Behaves. Mlstah Mule hadn't been long at Farmer Green's place before he and Johnnie Green became better ac quainted. Johnnie learned that what ever other faults Mlstah Mule might have, he didn't bite. So Johnnie be gan to bring two apples to the barn— one for the old horse Ebenezer and one for Mlstah Mule. Facing back ward In his stall, so that tils heels could do no one any harm. Mlstah Mule used to munch the apples with a very happy look upon his lace. He seemed so friendly that Johnnie Green began to tease hi? father to let him rldo Mistah Mule. At first Farmer Green said. "No!'' F.ut Johnnie could see no harm in ask ing him the same question day after day. Johnnie had sometimes known his father to change his mind. And sure enough! at Last Farmer Green said, "Maybe you ran ride the mule some day. llut 1 want to ride him first. 1 want to see if he's sate for you.” Then, instead of saying to his f-.ther, "Will you please let me ride the mule today?" Johnnie began to put this question to him: “Won't you ride the mule today, please?" It seemed to Johnnie that his father had never been so busy. Farm er Green now bad a hundred thlijgs to do, not one of which could wait until he saddled Mlstah Mule and lode him. Hut Johnnie teased so much that Farmer Green finally took the tlmo to do what he asked. Me lode Mistah Mule up the road and back. Somewhat to his surprise, Mistah Mulo behaved very well. "He's a fine saddle animal." Farm rr Green told Johnnie as he jumped down from Mistah Mule's back. "lie ray have some tricks that he didn't try to play on me. Hide him, if you want to. Hut stay In the meadow. If he should throw you,.It wouldn't hurt you so mueh full on the grass as on the hard road." Johnnlo Green was already short Uncle Sam Says This booklet furnishes Information cs to the best methods of raising i aspbcrrles. ami particularly consid ers practice* which differ from those used with other bush fruits. Varie ties are listed, characterizations of the leading sorts and their adapta tions are made, and the autumn-fruit ing sort* are discussed. The direction* given are based on practices which have proved highly successful In different sections. They may require modification in some par ticulars to meet local conditions, but they tvlll be of value to those whose experience in raspberry culture Is lim ited. Readers of The Omaha Bee may obtain a copy of this booklet as long as the free edition lasts by writing to the Division of Publications, De partment of Agriculture. Washington, D. C-, asking for “F. B. 887." ening the wirrup straps. He led Mistah Mule up beside a hox, and from that he sprang Into the saddle. "Take good care of our hoy." the old horse K’oeneztr warned Mistah Mule. "Don't you dare to hurt him.” "I certainly aims to do just ex actly what he says," Mistah Mule re plied. And then, as Johnnie drew the 'He s btfcevimj better every day ’ bridle reins tight, Mlstah Mule walked away. - 'j "Well, well.'" Ebenezer murmured. ' Mlstah Mufe surely is Improving, lie's behaving better every day. I almost think I'm going to like him, after all." (Copyright, ] *33 ) My Marriage Problems Adel# Garrison's New Phase ©f “Revelations of a Wife” (Copfnghr 1925) Why Madge Repressed ail Repression of Gratitude to ( laire. The sound of Claire Foster's French heels clicking down the stairs had not died away when the solution of her odd behavior flashed upon me, and I rushed to the door with the wild Idea of calling her back. Her hair in kid curlers, her soiled sloppy negligees, her apparent lazi ness and carelessness concerning the household duties, her catty speeches toward me, the outrageous gown she had worn to the restaurant dinner —even her list audacious Invitation to Dicky to come to sec her—all fit ted themselves into a rleav pattern, once I had grasped the motif. She had been trying to disgust Dicky with herself—this was her atonement for the reckless, thought less, though Innocent escapade with him from tiie consequences of which I had rescued her. Remorse for my bitter anger against her shook me as flic full details for her pitiful scheme revealed them selves and I was half way down the first fligh' of stairs before my coni mon sen: • halted me with a perti nent question "What are you going to say to her when you reach her?" I laughed a trifle bitterly as I vis ualized myself telling Claire that I realized she had been trying to dis illusion my husband, and that I was grateful to her. No. It was something that never could be named between us. and I went slowly up the stairs again, my heart softened toward the effort the girl had made, but filled also with tlie little demons of doubt and susjilelons to which I had been a prey since Mother Graham's dla Problems That .Perplex Answered by BEATRICE FAIRFAX_ A, Case, for Tart. Dear Miss Fairfax: I am going i with a chap, whom I admire ami rare for quite a bit. He claims to love me. yet he doesn't seem to place any faith in me. II • liaH had several bitter experi ences with girlB, and has therefore oemed to have lost all confidence. •; I tiy to please him, yet he linda fault. After having a quarrel we both . feel downhearted, promise not to let it happen again and etc., yet It hap- ' pens •gain. How can I make him believe in me and trust me? He says that I'm just like all the other girls. DOWNHEARTED. Instead of quarreling with this man and making scenes when his fault of distrust is in the ascendant, why not smile it all away and make him feel the absurdity of ills Jealousy anil ' lack of confidence? You give too' much weight to his suspicions Every I time you quarrel over his distrust, | you augment it, because you make hint feel that If you had nothing to conceal, you wouldn't get so angry over Ills accusations. There Is n \ French saying which translates Itself, "Who excuses himself, aecust -a him self." Rut when you are so sure of your loyalty that you see the ab surdity of the f*|so charges against It, you have n good chance of Intro ducing the saving grace of humor | Into your lover's altitude. And so you ran cure him of hia rad and al most Insane fault. Too Young to Marry. 1) nr Mi m I'.ilrfax; I had been going about with a l>oy of la for sev oral months, and I was sure of a per fect love existing between us. al though I wan one vrar his senior. Hut soon I noticed that 1 was mak ing the appointments and nevrral times I10 was late tp keeping them I remarked ritmut this and he told me that it was because lie did not have I Hough money to give me a picul int time. He thlnkn that 1 am like most glrlx. Just strong for the attentions of rich young men. 1 love him. What shall 1 do? V" You are taking the young man too seriously. Ho Is only lit niifl has hia way to make in the world, lie cannot afford to he entangled with a girl set on marriage. Don't worry about lit* feeling that j‘ou are eager to go about with men who can do 1i great deal for you. Y'ou made It clear that this Is not the ease. The thing that holds 'oil apart Is that you are making too great an emotional demand on n youth who is not ready to consider Hie things you have In view—love and marriage. "Sweet Sixteen": He thankful, my eiais. that you have sensible pat enlr A- Id I lie rouge mid puwdei. 1 wouldn't us it if 1 wut you. ---- ~ EDDIE’S FRIENDS The Wifr Krlurni From a \\r*k End | I (DAOa'vAR., HAS> f A\AA\.NiOBoC»y'S i eeEKi ' 1 Bam here a-tall. t ; ! ( Av ThPeT0 ) \ NOT EVEM VOuR j V Davs ab.semcE‘>^\ Hoo5Panjd. _y — • --1: Tv; honest 1 f —— ■ ———— ; / "'-a /////M/i i 44-'-- .—-.■ ; © I A KMOUJM ■ That LaPlan*DEP V f WOULD MARE IT ■ ( 9 I UJ(5H I HAOKi’T I \ASkE D HE$?-To KEEPHERl —^HEAOJr*^^^AFO«- x I (?) U2J my lari fttnjmt tCKwca -m. ‘Ji ^ covery of Claire's photograph in Dicky's desk. 1 felt cold and found myaelf shiv ering when I hail closed the door Into the hull. So I snatched a warm woolen blanket from the foot of one of the bids, wrapped myself In it and curled up on the couch. 1 had the absurd Instinct to bury my head In the pillow, hs If I were n child nfrnld of « bogey man. and indeed I was afraid of the thoughts which raine thronging upon the heels of the dis covery I had just made. Claire Foster had sacrificed every Instinct of vanity, almost of self re spect. In the things she hod done to make her self unattractive In l'lcky s eyes. She was a proud girl, and I | knew she never would have staged some of her performances If sho had not thought It necessary to do so. Why did she think It necessary’.’ The (luestinu seemed to burn it wolf Into my brain and variations of It camp trooping fast upon me. Has she so sura of Dicky's Infat uation that she considered such slrm tious measures necessary for his cure .’ I hnd seen that l>i<-ky was undeniably attracted by her. but I hnd not guess ed that tils liking lmd reached a 'stag* wher* such measures were nco jersary to change his feelings for her : her. llnd I been mistaken In something els* also? At Hie Darker house I | had decided that Claire was not In | Hi" least in love with Dicky and h> r half-laughing, half serious reference In Tom t.'li* stei a day or two before ! had *trenalluiied my belief. \ Disturbing Discovery. , TheiJ had been something In that whimsical remark which had indicat ed a trifle morn than n casual in terest In the young soldier. But the girl's face ns she bade me good by had been working pitifully, as if th« .strain of lier rolo had been too much for her. Had it been a role from the first? Kvan nt the Barker house had she begun the scheme to keep me from suspecting either Dicky or Imr seif of any romantic interest in the other? My thoughts followed tins tread mill until my brain and body were drained of nil vitality, and 1 felt sud denly exhausted to the point of drow siness | looked ut my watch, saw that I had yet five hours until train time, reflei te.t that everything was in order and I bad but a scant half hour's Work to dies- and pack Then 1 fixed my mind upon th» hour 1 meant to awaken and slipped off into tile sleep 1 so needed. "'hen I awakened, promptly on the hour I had fixed, the troublesome thoughts came trooping liack. But with strength refreshed by sleet'. 1 pushed them 1»ack Into a compart incut of my brain and turned the key upon them. Then 1 dressed, nnd with lug in hand, went down the stairs to the taxi for which I had telephoned. "Pennsylvania station, l.ong Island side.' I directed perfunctorily, and not until I hud climbed Into the mb did I tealirr, that the man who was driving me was the same one who hud brought Us all to the Bliss npatt meat upon our arrlvul In the city— ttie one ti hum Dicky suspected of lls telling to our conversation. To l*re\eni Moth* " In’ll packing ft« ny woolen . loth ing for any length of time, lay it flat on the floor and run over It with th>' varmint i leant t which will i« move all moth egg* or moth*. \m mri'intv r. When You Catch Cold Rub on Musterole Musterole is e«vy to apply and it gets In Its good work right away. Often it prevents » cold from turning into “flu or pneumonia. Just apply Musterole with the finger*. It 4om all the good work of grandmothers mustard plaster without the Mister. Musterole is a « '.ran white o.ntment made of oil of mustard ami other 1. 'me simple-. It is recommended by ninny doctor* and nurse*. Try Musterole for sore throat, eold on the ehest. theuma tisrn. lumbago, pleurisy . stiff neck, bron chitis, asthma. neuralgia congestion, pains and aches of the back »,nd joints, sprains, sore muscle*, bruises, chilblains, frosted fed colds of all son*. Seldom fails to deliver results. Sftc and 65c, jars and tube, ; hospital sire. 13.66; Heitor than a inuMairt plurder. Break chest colds ? Apply Sloan's. It draws conges- * l tion to die surface. Starts blood k circulating freely and thus ■ breaks up the cold/ ^Sloan’s Liniment \ skills pain f -JX. i X. X. i-i X. , .... ... ii ^^ ? S' AJV* OUNCE Oh PREVENTION " During cold, damp weather take one Laxative BROMO "QUININE Tablet just before retiring every night. Its tonic and laxative effect will fortify the system against Colds, Grip and Influenza. 30c per Box. 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Every rupture*! person in the world should have the Captain Colling* book telling ail about how he cured himself, and how anyone may follow the same treatment in their own home without any trouble. The book and medicine are FREE. They will be sect rrepa d to any rupture sufferer who will fill out the below coupon. But send it right away- now before you put down this paper. FREE RUPTURE BOOK AND REMEDY COUPON Cant. W. A C> irig* line.' B<«i 71 $-11. Watertown. N. Y Please send mo vour >REE Hup tur* Remedy aid Book without ar.y obligation on my part whatever. Name . . . Addre** ., aiiii.ki:m mi nt PIMPLY? WELL, DON’T BE People Notice It. Drive Them Off with Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets A pimply fate will not embarrass you much longer if > ou get a package ef Dr Edward*' Otht Tablets. 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