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BARNEY GOOGLE_ FALSE ALARM! Drawn for The Omaha Bar by Billy De Back [**• «hosr if>H «u-o \ Tiwk T»orir «umr iwnn i «wmn |hum ‘fc *s«imiOpi r S(MK*r « i Dorr jouc anpss udi rm « isnTl SWOtcV - Bicm hw« I <*"■ f4K <SOO<Slt] _J IB3. by ICif SywSmmfm. H Allis WR.L w i I >1** tr* BRINGING UP FATHER-Ten Years Ago-V, ^ Drawn for The Omaha Be. by McManu. HOW CJAWE TOO SMOKE THAT FILTHV PIPE "S THE DRAWING k- ROW- f—j 't'OOVE ^TOPPED J ME IM M.U the othei^ “j ROOH'J X.ME. COUNT OF. 1 CUKE, lb) CALUNCi - Today and i wouldn't y'an t him to bee. you I bLAOKlNC* a HOHR'D r ^—\ pipe <-' ' DON'T *-> trow 'T ; AWAY • IT BELONG I lO PATTY 1 ooowo: THE. COUrAT OE. CUNE ‘biR: ^ T^) 1923 wr itriPi/FCAnm Sciiviec. Inc. ^ - - - - - — - - THI*b Af1 outrage I CAT-VT HE.L.P ^ IT- I WOOUDNT WAIST Mx WIFE. TO M.&VOO t>MO*,l*S A PIPE IN THE. DRAWIfS ROOM ' <=L TS? mi ABIE THE AGENT— GETTING THE ORDER IS THE THING Drawn for The OmahaBee by Her.chfeld e\J®j BETUJEEU ME ANb MN PARTNER. ^ S\QMUNb,WE CANY QEY IN ARV BUW*E$%» 5.ca.^ AnNTXin^^ PctYWEL, At LONcj At l CAN MAKE" A COUPLE OP POLlARt v_OUT OP »T »I LL SEE ajHAYS <iOlN<* PlRSt on\J BY YVE CHIB!!/ ' mi unnr uiAtfs me > To HER A, Ki\CE i VOMESAMUW-A pEuaWI WANT* TO SELL ME I ONE POE AhuNW® V t>OU>R%' y ttarr eov rr from > HIM* Vu. QITTNOU / THE BEST THEIR 18 *OR NINETY *)UA«/ ojeu.,* rri * «oo> toMtRAKlAMwTW* i My caw>: «R>wt, \rr "to Ncy Houtc.1/ 1 WILL- UMBOISA/' Vu. (<EtNouk qodb PCMSHAHtM^VOU JMkN^s?swb oh rrr '^LVST®si,S\QMUWb<l ORbE* *0R A NVHFPy bOUAR. ?OMERAWAM»W THE UAV LUJHflT \E A POMERAHAN?^ t-rt. Y - TIME TALES THE TALE OF MSTAH MULE CHAPTER \T. Speaking nf Hornets. Farmer Green had started for the gristmill, driving that ill-matc her >cukr rascally Mistali Mule and the It aid old horse. Ebenezer. When they had swung Into the road In front of the farm house. Mistali Mule played again that trick which had annoyed Ebenezer the day before. Raying his ears back, he sidled over toward Ehe iiezer and pressed Ills flank against the wagon pole. He knew that the trick bothered Ebenezer. Had not Ebc nezer ordered him, yesterday, to 'A whole ewartn of hrraet* Hem ttuaQ me.'' be said t Ebenezee ‘move over?" He knew that it an-i noyed Farmer Green, too. For Farm er Green had epoken to hint and tried to guide him aside by pulling on a rein. Just for a moment Mistah Mule leaned heavily against the wagon pole. And then he sprang away as if he had touched a red hot coal. He plunged wildly, switched Ills tall, and threatened to kick. Farmer Green tightened the reins. calling to him in a calm, firm voice, "Steady, boy! Whoa! Whoa!" Mistah Mule soon stopped his strug Cling. "A whole swarm of hornets done stung me," he said to Fbenezer. "Didn't they sting you, ole hosa?" "T felt nothing.” Kbenezer replied. For a few minutes Mistah Mule stayed on his own side of the road where he belonged. But. ns soon as his skin stopped tingling he edged over toward the wagon pole once more. The old horse Bbenczer chuckled. ■'Mistah Mule will get stung again as soon as he touches the pole,” he said to himself. He wondered how many times Mistah Mule would preRs against the sharp tacks which Fann er Green had driven through a piece of leather and then nailed to the wagon pole, with their ends pointing at Mistah Mule. It was no wonder that when they pricked him, Mlstah Mule thought they were hornets Old Bhenezer watched his team mate narrowly. Presently he both saw and fe-it Mistah Mule lurch against the pole No sooner had the Mack ras cal touched it than he sprang away with a grunt. "Hornets agin” he exclaimed "ftakes alive! I declare I never see such a powerful lot as they is here abouts.” "Maybe if you kept, away from the wagon pole they wouldn't sting you." Bhenezer suggested. "Shucks! What's the pole got to do w ith my bein' stung by these here lorneta?" And Mlatah Mim- "crowded the pole" ngain—to use Farmer i Green's words. "Ole hose, you're right!" he snort ed as he leaped aside "I dec l ire these is the queerest hornets 1 ever did see •• Tomorrow—Mlstah Mule Is a Stub born Fellow, lie Always Wants Ills Own Way. (Cop- rlstl', 1» :i > My Marriage Problems Adole Garrison's New Phase of "Revelations of a Wife.” The New* l.ilfian ^J'eleph om'il Madge. There was balm for all the wound* Picky had given my vanity In the look of abashed consternation which same Into his face us ho saw In his hands the telegram so strangely mlsu ing for the last two hours. lie had been so positive that I had been responsible for Its dlsappeai • mice, and so churlish in Ills refuse! to search more thoroughly the very pocket from which it had just ap peared. that I could not help u malici ous joy In his discomfiture. But 1 knew better Ilian to "start anything," as IJlcky hlrnself would have phrased it. So, after my first furtive look at his face, I cast my eyes demurely on the floor and kept them there There was a long Alienee after Ids first astonished exclamation, then ,ic Jerked out a palpably reluctant: "This is sure one on me! Sorry fui Invidious insinuation*. You can crow over this the rest of your life, but I'll be darned If I can see how It got there. I'U het you slipped |L inside there yourself." I forbore to remind him that lie bad been wearing tbe coat whenever I luid seen hint since the arrival of the telegram. Hut Flair" Foster WHS not *o considerate. Indeed, if she ha l been planning to irritate him she could not have chosen words more calculated to raise blisters vipon mss cullne vanity. "Of all the welshere'." «he ex claimed disdainfully. "Honestly, Dicky bird, I'm thoroughly dlsappoit ed In you. I've adored you In spite of your many faults, but I never thought you'd fall to take your medi cine when the spoon was l<eld out to you." I waited tensely fur his answer to EDDIE S FRIENDS Th,> c“*Mrow 'AHD Dit> vou v4o~lC£ ”rHt AiR€» Vi Puts om y Kow that tmEv ha^E A CaR Sh£ Calls it.a. I ,"LmouSi»o£ X_ ^ \ — M LOOK'S I'Ll ( X A eiMoDeLED ^ '^T7-- 'X E- A VUHEkJ I 'UJAS A LlTTLt &MC VWAS ~^ALWwtviL/ ABOUT CiETTifsjtr * 4 " HDR5ELE.6S CARRIAGE * »3 Of Th6 Bt^>T I The \ 'fPit*J0t-y Of up " ltv/£Q HAITj f tee hee •• ' ' ^H£ CALL'f v IT UMO'Tofc''^J DJ> YOU ^ CiET. That 4 ■ ■ ■!» * ---__ - I I I (t) •* inv-1 Scjvvica t«c 3-/T Hence of hie mood* that hi* temper was almost at the breaking point. If I hnd spoken to him in the word* Clair* Ko*t*r hart just used, there would have been an e;. iting pyrotech nic exhibition, hut she tiring neither wife nor other feminine relative, Dicky controlled himself admirably. "I'm not only taking my medklr.e. but licking the spoon.' he retotted. with a grin which I knew had cost him somethin* then he rose to hie feet ar.d put the telegram carefully back Into h,s pocket "Perhaps I'll le able to get some satlsfa. tlon out of those morons now." Ho stld, taking up his list. "I ll try It anyway." r made no protest at Ida going, at- j though with the remembrance of the i alarming Incident* of th* afternoon.' I felt extremely nervous concerning both his safely and my own- I knew, however, that It wue no time for In terferenee of any kind, but I was genuinely glad when he returned In a comparatively abort time, with the air of being at peace with the vorb! ‘•Perfectly Sore-" “There, that's off my mind, he said, taking off Ids hat and overcoat and gingerly seating ldmaelf In one cf Mrs. ni!s< antique chairs. I sent a wire to Woodward, explaining Hob's , nlicence and forwarded the telegram to blob. I'll bet the old fellow will lie walking on air for the next day nr j two. It would have been criminal 1f the thing had fallen thiougll boon-a of ua,’’ | “I's!” I tepsated scornfully to trr I Uila speech I knew from long ^|>« self < hai actcristlcaHy he (till w as clinging to the belief that In noma way I shared the blame of hi* ldotlu'' performance nnent the telegram. Hut neither then nor afterward did I rail his .itlentlon to the *lur I long ago learned the futility' of trying to is move an idea from Dicky'* mind, once it had heroins lodged there. The injustice lanklrd In my mind, however, and added another rount to til# rather long list or grievance* i had against my husband. I tried to lo-ep my displeased mood under rover during the next few da>« which j Claire. Dicky and I spent monoton ously in ths Bliss spsrttnsnt. but 1 was glad. Indeed, when op# morning th# telephone brought me I.UIIan» vo'ce with welcome news Our sulky friend has recovered Ins senses she I eg an "Or *t least all with which he wax orlgtnslly endow ed.' she qualified a second later "At any rate, he lias been to see ni». e\ pressed hi* contrition for having lost control of til# temper, and has given me hi* word that he will stag* no more melodrama. I think I was able to convince him that lie had been mistaken >n certain Idena he Imd, and he left me quite quirked up. Fo 1 there's no reason why you cannot coma home, is there" ' "N'ot one In the world " I returned Joyfully. "I'll wire you when till starting, everybody * well, of course, or you’d have «aid so." ' Disgracefully healthy." she return jeil. "Are you sure ev erything s nil right with you'' | "Perfectly sure," i retained, and had hung up tha racrlvrr tioforw 1 rrrnamharfd tha tnridant of tha ynsh rtiakvailad woman In tha llmouatna who had triad so atrcnuously to trail nty tax; I rr.ilipad that if Lillian knaw- of that sha would limp pro nouncad things far from "all tight' w|th nia. I imn-ity of Omaha \ ■ , * of 0 g- r, r i t* * r % F»" J* K Kru*g*r a l offti a < -»• of 1ft !«* Hi’* i on •■nn(«mpnrftr pi oh itm*. dtaCng w'.ih tuoh tub,)*- t» .»* ■'i *n pit uni runlahmant." "Tha K**a ProMam ' frno.igrafJon and Aasli» tta «|on. "fh» Ptvmra 1’rol *m. f.a • HutOidt " ■ nnji .or a tt<J V . a ' « Mn marrlalltad Amu#m»an*a ' “U nufa! I’mh lorn* of Chid Wtifart." "Tha .tivantla Court” Th» tiiat'.rga nr ft la h* d a tha Can - trai high arhool *■ l'hundft a. • na t<1,t a Cl ht g' t' ff-r fhia .'otiraa ragu tra'ton to ba mailt at tha UiMvaraitj of Omi La Parents’ Problems How ran chlldran be taught not to speak of kind things they have done for other persons Quiet and frequent no re Urn on the part of the parents pill overrent* the habit. Neiet rorrart a i hlld tn the presents of others. Take such a (Inld on nn errand of merry and follow up the Impression received with the necessity of keeping silent oil what hs« been done, ho ns not to (wound the feelings of those olio ham been assisted. Grand Island College. lV.;r.rr i!:e ’ast fen v««ki g.ftj have 1 ' cn.0 t< the Grstsd Island ro'.leffa which kVa a- : .cri- r tec*-* A g ft of i 12* has been g ven be Harn'd Prlr • fur the bee* debate**. The recipient* will be ae>cled a* t l* c'oae of the toter* eg %•© deba’r.g eeajov The two Grand , Island te*m* -<• T; debate with es^h other snd Judges will select the persona to re »e:ve i he firs! rr .e of f 3 . and the second prtre cf fir | FT J. Wotba-h h*» mad* the toll*** an anr.ua! gtft of |8f *o be ue*4 as a acb ar i sh!p fund or a* th# president may think b#s* Judge IT } « fford t*i t • chec of iio -o *b.e < ollef* to be t '.a -d 1r. a sp* .*! fur’ and tied at the da-.-etion ©f t he p restdsr * i Tho Woman « < ub #? Grand Tilard co*». a |*r' • hole-ship f r ' • >n ' I • emes*er s» h h wu : r© i ert to one of • h# worth- girls of th* college* to cover 1 her t U'.tlO.s. ; he n©*ary r.ub ef Grand la'i-.l •c ed to g e the col)eg* two s h arfhp-* ! which wi:i ' O'er th# tuition of two students. Theae •«-hcGarablp- w|j| be given e* h year, and sr# n be u.«*d *s « *o fund ht a *m*:i rate of Interest Th* Sue* -s to ha' e the fund rot".# back to * he eg# .n about fir* o* a x yea-*, thup mak ng a pstn alien* scholarship f usd Thre# hojea of js! ha * v*e*r. re- | ■ stved from different parts of th* «tat© • •a n - fr oTi the Rapt at hur Asa 'Taygr. or.c from the church at *’han • bars and th* other from the church at «> ta\ a This « helping to ma#e th* tables a* the dining room more till/ i for the students Th** al-imr.i a-.d former s*uder.*a ar# *•*it g sub# nptior.a to ba 1 s house , for the president At th* present time . fl. .’09 has been aubeenbed Special ef- 1 fort s win be r’ll forth t g*t • user tr iton* for the full amount by command ment. I awr*nf• T-eat a tir lertak -g *o j false a 119.Oro endowment for the • ol. *ge b' pledges from 100 men and worn* i et. of • 10 emh for \ }er> This will nay the premium «n a f 19. GOO Ilfs en •towmen* policy f *r President J. M Walla, th* i •' < • 1 e rg made out to the j college a# bene*. At the present time 43 d*f;n *' pledge# have been re ceived and nra*!y ?.'• ©there h»\e in.U- , • at*d the;* w I! -gne*s to help In this effort Pro* \V fl (i b*.- • »m a ided to the n r aff as pr >*.*%' r of physG# and barter o- g. »• *h* beg nr. ng « * th* second semester 'le ♦ a graduate of '.ha University <f ( • ago Plat s arc \ e'r g made fr <hs summer • he wh h " ’ open dun# 4 \m KRTlfcEMEXT. A Stubborn Cough Loosens Right Up Vhlo Hm*w* m»do r*wH» (• % - dor for «|uh k roooM* CllUT Mid rbMipl; iruidr • Pine i* ■ home main syrup which ni,limns of people have found to be the most dependable means of break mg op stubborn coughs. It is cheap and simple, but serv prompt n • t.ou I'n.ier its healing, sooth.ng in fluence, .best soreness goes, phlegm aoosena, breathing become* easier, tickling in throat stop* and sou pet • good night’s restful sleep The usual throat and chest colda a/o con quered bv I in .t hours or less Nothing better for bronch t *, hoarse ness . roup, throat t ckle. bronch al asthma or winter coughs To nuke this splendid cough ‘crup, 'pour ounce- of I’inex nto u pint bottle art till (lie bottle with plain granulated sugar svrur and shake thoroughly. If you prefer u*e dari tied molasses, bores’, or corn evrup, instead of sugar avrup Hither war. you get a full pint s tanulv supply ol much hrtter cough «Trup than you could buy rouilv male for three time* the monev. 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