Self-Pitv .Moans Dcfcal. Asserts Dr. Malt Tinlcy J.ivr Vt'iih Iilra That You Can ArromplMi Worthwhile 1 hiiig, Saji Conlincii ta! Cluli Speaker. "it If pit (iiiirMi tiy man I fan ai know ledjjrment c defeat hi (lie tattle of hie." said IJr. Mail linlry i l.tuiuil Itliilts, addressing inrm I.rrt of l lie I oiiiuiriiul club at Uran !" imijiirantf 1-rnliy noon. I he fhf iiiKU'klinl low an al' em i.huied tin thought: "There may I ilniiid flat can he done. Inn don't ay ii until you luve tried. You'll lr surprised to knnw of the thing lli.it ciin he dune when you try." 1 he sneaker sdid h in the duty of the present Kincratioit to dvi it full sh.ire in promoting the hctt intcrcft of humanity; to leave hut few tit brick in tin ttrurture of the world for future generation to remove. "We mint uli)iig4te our (elfish in Miiicts and we mint hnik 011 si-rvkc to the or Ii at of paramount ini lortance," hr said. "Ve point vith pride tit what oiheM luve done for our country and fur the world in jcars gone by; li t thore in years to tome view with pride the work of -ir efforts." IJr 'I inlry uiU'-d his Omaha Iricud to he active, alive and alert and to cherish high ideals. "Lite with the idra thai jou can accomplish w or t h y, hilc tilings," he adder. lie dosed with an inspiring refer enc to the flag of this country. KlfH'trician at Wisncr Killed by Live Wires Norflok. Nch.. Sept. 22.-Ed Me Chin, an assistant to City Electrician Henry Rimers of Wilier, was Irl Mantly killed early this morning at Winter when he fell across two live wire, carrying 23,000 volt of elec tricity. Death kii instantaneous. McC'iain, who went to Wisiter recent ly from Scribncr, li:m a hrotlier and sister liviaW in that town. Hi mother and brother live at Fremont. Parade of School Pupils Feature of Fair at York York. Nch., Sept. 22. (Special Tel egram.) The feature of the closing day of the York county fa t and fall festival was the parade of about .1,000 school children. The attend ance was more than 5,000. The pa rade of premium horses and cattle was the finest evrr made at any ses sion of the association. Dog Hill Paragrafs By George B'uigham- One of the shoes worn by Sid Hocks has a hole in it and when he is out in public he keeps his best foot forwrrd and docs most of his -walking with it. Columbus AIlsop has found out why some autoists drive so fast. They are in a hurry to get home befoie they have an accident. : Yam Sims came to town this morn ing. As soon as he got here he took a scat on the irom proch at the post oftit'C, gave a big yarn, stretched him self with both nrms, scratched his luad. and declared that the mail car tier maybe would be here tomorrow morning. The main reason Yam has T"ade so little headway in life is that he is always guessing at uncertain ties. AnVKIlTltir.MF.Yr. RUPTURE EXPERT HERE SEELEY, FAMOUS IN THIS SPE CIALTY, CALLED TO OMAHA. r. IT. Seeley of Chicago and Thil- a lelphia, the noted truss, expert. will personally be at the i axton Hotel, and will remain in Omaha thi Sunday and Monday only, Sep tember 21 Mr. Soeley ay: "Th Spermatic Shield will r.ot only tiuin any ease of rupture perfect ly, but rontriti'ta the upentn In 10 .U ti the. average rate. Itetmc a t dano-mnt over all former method eveinplifyinir trstariUn o n e!fct immedmltly appretfukl an.i withstanding any trin c-r pv- t.on no rnaitr tha an rr ! tion. l arga rr i'Vutl a, c l. ..aaal rMtlara lf.lliln rr t.onti ('!. ly stli.'iud. TKia in- ir .mm i,id the n!y wr4 11 I Un anj in Jpin, ferxKiJeiRa its ith,Ml tirsry. jja.-tntna, m t.. l lraianie ar ! rt pi ft, Waia All t4 IraaaJ aiaiaal ta M al aa alaa l Iraa tlk Jal'a, a aa taal jaat Ika Wrast aa4 I ara Ik afaataf U. p4 iaa saaisttMalMMe ailata( -1 41 aaaralUa. Mr .: kt .i.ur.i tr-m lha Vbi. jtuie !. r' WKtiKt4A, IV I',, f f ii"lian. Il a k j4 1 irie tttwil r f 1 1 Utea if 4 ra.t, l4iaae 4ia l t-ta. rr!,, ' f It i a itwi f, $ tart .' 1 IV Pto r-a. i4 af tk r4art ! rai lnt. I, II. aa Wf . tWa atta. Ml Ik rHwkar K f a How to Keep Well r OR, W A IVANS 0 nwi.lini, aaaita- IM u4 tnMll al WM, aa- auta4 l Ur, laaae iM4n ml 1 a Baa, til W mnn4 aaraaaatlr taaiasi la araaar liamaUM, vkare u4, 4,m4 aasaUa M s'aaxl. Or. Inai anil Ml awaa 4iafaaal ar arattnaa ta a4iMtual 'wmm. AMim ialtar la rara al Taa Bra, Caa,rikti lt:t CROW THIN AND LIVE LONO. H you would live to reach a tie old age, you mutt meet Ihiee requite nientt, according to Natter. I irt ou inuit lie life of sohii rty; irroud, oii aunt get thin si you g- eld, and tkird, ou mut keep at work. Di.uing the third of these re (tuircmciiti, Natur that when any organ quit work, it begin 14 git old and lu drgenrratr. Hy keep ing at uurk, he ntrans to keep each and ivety ctg4n at wotk the brain, the muiclet, the livrr and every oth er 01 gin in the body.'1 . lit calls tir a continuous, moder atrd activity of every organ, kept up to the mo-it advanced age poi- )!(. lo live to extreme old age, a man must balance his work between mental and physical. lSceaute they fail to do this, Na ticr says politicians, artists, men who lived very intellectual lives, ihooe who lead very emotional lives, sel dom live to extreme edd age. Those who reach this goal are gen erally thoe who have led tranquil modctt lives, have had few diseates, have suffered few strains, and have about evenly balanced their brain work and their muscle work. He dues not think the advantage of sobriety needs arguing, since it is j so self evident. NcverthckaS, he men tions, rierrette, a sistir ot Hnllat bavarin. This woman, in spite of be ing an enormous eater, lived to reach 8V years and 10 months. Neverthe less, she died from eating a very heary breakfast. He says that over-tilling ihe stontf aeli with food, and later overcharg ing ihc blood with the products of digestion places great strain on cer tain important organs, lie endorses (iuelpas disintoxication cure, which consists of purging and prolonged fasting. And, filially, as to the advantages of remaining thin. F-pigrammatically, be says, up to 20 years of age, we must increase in weight. Between 20 and .10 one can gain. Between JO and 40 one ought to keep one's weight stationary. After the 40th year, lose weight or pay the price. H one would live to advanced old age, one should lose weight year by year after 40 until one gets to be skin and bones. The people who will inherit longevity are merely the people who inherit a tendency to lose weight aft er 40. Fat is not only dead weight in a person over 40, but it is proof that his organs are becoming aged. A young man can regard fat as a reserve which will help Jo protect him against such condition as con sumption. After he passes 40, it is no longer needed as a reserve. It is dead weight weighing down the organs and adding to the load the muscles must carry. More than that, it is a signpost reading De cay. According to this theory old man, It you are skinny you may live to reach 100. Itch vs. Itch. L. K. writes: "1. Will you please state through your excellent column the difference between winter itch and the old-fashioned seven-year va riety? "2. Also, how may one know which he has, and quickest cure for cither one?" . REPLY. 1. Winter itch is due to living in dry, hot air. :. Seven-year itch is due to a bug. 2. Vinter itch causes no- eruption-; severe-year itch does. Winter itch is bad on the legs and somewhat bad on the arms and trunk. Seven-year itch is most li able to develop on the hands or feet, between the fingers, and in such places. ' Breast Milk Not Enough. A Young; Mother writes: I have read your answers to "M. M." in re gard to breast milk for baby. You say breast f.nik is not a perfect food for a baby over six months. Would lik? to know what u person is going to feed one. I have a girl 6 months old who weighs 16 1-2 pounds; weighed 8 pounds at birth; has had nothing but breast milk every three hours. What can I give her now? Is there any pamphlet one can get en how to feed one so young? I have been told to give her noth ing but breast milk till she was 9 months old. The women around here tay it will make her tick to give her anything else. REPLY. A very young baby needs and -.houIJ have nothing but breast milk and water. But when it get a lit tle older it needs either food in ad dition ta breast milk, jut as colt mirse and alo nibbles tender gra. A baby 6 months old should have breast milk, water, fruit juict or to mato juue, well cooked cereal, ad Taintd vegetable soup. At 8 months Imrly mashed vegetable and hard bred or rraikers should hat b,to a'-tr to the bt of foods. Mtwl Ut health departments lur riUh booklets on infant feeding . If your do not, nd 4 rents for f.;.-. tr H "The Right I hv fat tH tifning Ch.Ki " Cui lr Want. J T. ': H tW a e' ut 4iH. t h them on Kva. deal I they apt tJ t K I PLY. t' i V 'iiti.l (iff st'tH a fcot la.i , ikiiH vfinil, r .t! M :!i li p4'k i'.M' ?! ria wik IfcM kf b3l fisrH inewtal.r . nli , . 'M t i( IIUDili l,t41' .hrtti Mf'l rJ. W i Ik S eetaa, cf CHU kl I a t lV.r . Ii -i . t4 l-t? fce (M ttt. l$trt J, lai ml W k a'. ftu 4l ! ' ;. W a.taf SihM THR Three Hun Down by Autos; Driver of Car Speeds on Women and Children IUc Narrow !cape lien Ma thine1 Turn (Kit oil Sleep Pail Drive. Ihrre pedetinaiit viere run iln by motorcars Thurday, a inrrngrr boy n knocked from hn tir clr and two women and three clul'lieti escaped with a light shakeup when the automobile in whieh they were riding turnrd otcr aftrr running wild ly down one rif the steep bontrvards in Spring Lake park, South Side, A tlurd woman in the Spnng Lake ac cident wa slightly cut. One of the victims was Joseph Nento. a laborer, 1.114 Dotca ftrnt. who was run don hy a tnotorint at Thiiteeuvh and I)orc strert and lelt lying wheie he had fallen, the drrvrr speeding on, Nento was wait ing to take a stieet car. He was taken to St. Joseph hospital, where it was disclosed that he had received a broken leg Getting Off Car. Mrs. Frank Merica of Benedict, Neb., was alighting from a street ear at Fifteenth ami l arnam street when a car driven by Mr. J. O. Campbell, .KWjO Maton street, struck her; With Mrs. Merica were her two children. Donald, 10, and Irene, 8. They were not struck. Mr. Merica alo was taken to St. Joseph hospi tal, physicians there announcing khe was sulirring with two broken ribs, a dislocated collar bene and sprained back. Mrs. Campbell was arrested and later rclesed. Lawrence Welch, a messenger bov, residing at 420 Lincoln boulevard, was knocked from his bicycle bv an automobile driven hy Albert Bang, Itlue J I ill. Neb., at Sixteenth and Davenport streets. The boy received injuries to his left leg. J lis injuries are not serious, according to Police Surgeon (irier who attended him. Peter Leonardo, 12, 102V South Twenty-second street, received serious injuries when be was struck bv a Yellow taxi driven by Ralph Weeks. 45.12 Burdette street, at Nineteenth and Howard streets. His injuries are not serious. Struck by Taxi. Mrs. Frank Bird, Toledo, O.. was driving the machine that turned over in Spring Lake park. Mrs. Bird was accompanied by Mrs. William Smith, 2454 South Fifteenth Mrcct, her three children, and Miss Eva Holmes of Lincoln. Mrs. Smith and her children were in the rear scat and were uninjured. Miss Holmes sustained cuts about the head and hands from flying glass from the windshield. A passing motorist took the party 1o the home of Mrs. Smith. Mrs. Bird escaped without. injury. According to Mrs. Bird she was taking Mrs. Smith and her children home and coming down Hoctor boulevard started to turn toward South Fifteenth street when a tire blew out causing the car to skid and turn over on its side. 30 Million Bottles Sold A SPLENDID TONIC MaktM You EAT BETTER SLEEP BETTER WORK BETTER FEEL BETTER SoUBy ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS Hava Your Horns Furniihinga Cleaned Br Our Scientific Proceaa DRESHER BROS. 2217 Farnam Strr.t AT Untie 034 S PRICES REDUCED Man's twa er tkraa-placa tl CQ suit claanad and prasacd, ADVrilTlllCMKNT. A FRIEND IN NEED A FRIEND INDEED Writes Mr.HtrrJee Regard ing Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetablo Compound LoaAngelea, Calif. -"I must tell you Uini r am a true- friend toLydia It.. iMnkham Vegetabist Com pound. 1 havai I trn it on aoj on far twenty (tar and It naa Mpa-1 bv ehan fntn a dii-t tu to a atom. Whan I waa mar rit ih twk ail 'hst timst tenul I llauk I vita C. mm , 1 mm 1 H nminai L 1 iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii fkrsntisi i VatM t tmtMuiv4 j .is ma-1 1 snr timaanji r, aM k4 bt 4 ik Vh tt. tff sw'.fc. lira, da f , hu xsv4 M tf ytt-t u Ou-lvw. lsla a n4 I aJ 1 lr-.N tavi J-I U Stva iiu-a 1 1 Jm t fu kkastt V K. li.mfcusmJ - n4 tova d'l r.lia aatj wa4 Ua vtusa W aa, l js.aNiSJt k(vl ir- .e, Ma gsl SMAf WvlSW. Kl US a rl tt If Uaaa tut h aaa r t sst, I a ysaaM a-we ttaa lua -! ta Ua taMM ttfli wm4 asa, I si mi ya V kswst ki 1 am 'frista l raWI 'f rusaie lsM at,,'M'a (.aoa-.a Il4iv Uhi H)ii at, A( v Wax OMAHA HF.E: SATURDAY. SKFTEMBKIl 'J3. w: A I IS t ut Weak Battery May Cause Steady Hum 'dimples Teit Determine if ! Mattery or Static Create i ' Disturbance. li the plate battery is had. (ailing or worn out, it is apt to give a ser ir of noises that are often thought to be static. A simple test to clu es rr w briber such noises are due tit stmic "or fault in the set, is to disconnect ihc aerial and ground and see whrthcr such noises continue. If so, it does not necessarily indicate bad butteries, but may also be due to poor connections, defective tubes, incorrect grid leak or coupling resist- , times, defective or discharged A hat Itery, or poor transformer, j A met hod of investigating the lap or individual cell of the plate bat- irry to uiscover the cause of noises, is to short-circuit successive cell to n-e whether it will have an effect in eliminating noise in the receiver. In OArVrT. sJOHN A. SWANSO.V: In All America There's No Such Opportunity to Buy New Fall Clothes Of Highest Quality at Sack Reasonable Prices "TETERM IN ED to outdistance al) past selling records, greater Ne braska has gone into the markets ot the world with unlimited buying power and offers ;he most itmarkable values in years. The experience, the resources, the outlet for tremendous volume, crm bine to produce for you here the greatest ot all clothes buying opportunities. New Fall Top Coats $20 to $40 Never such a season for attractive Mtreft, droM.t. motor and utility Top Coat. Tweeds lead. Scores of new patterns here. ilt M R INt'Ors A TOtVY tin way tiie tlriollve section rail often re discovered, The storage type of plate batteries are becoming more popular lit spite cf the considerable initial expense. With the numerous home charger at pieent on the market equipped for a high voltage charging rate, it i becoming a simple matter lo rhaigc this type of plate battery. Alter extended use each day it 1 advisable to Irsvc the battery on charge over night. Three i a di-iimt advantage in thuuiiug a .01 mid. condenser across the plate battery and even the phone receivers a it serve the double pur pose of preventing high frequency current passing through the battery, apt to be a caue of considerable dam age, and smoothing out slight irregu larities in voltage. This practice hat not been very prevalent in thi coun try, but is usually indicated in most diagrams of foreign circuit. SPARKS Of the various methods discovered for restoring the sensitiveness of crystal and minerals nerhap the one most commonly used is that of wash ing it in alcohol. Good result are obtained by this method. THIS METROPOLITAN STORE CLOSES AT P. Master Tailored Suits $40 $45 $50 Every new style touch of the premier fashion designers, fabric pattern originators and pro ducers of customized clothes, ready-to-wear. Sport or semi-conservative models. Tweeds, velours, mixtures, worsteds. Unprecedented selections, richest colorings, vast size ranges. High School Suits lr $15 $20 $25 Advance Displays Winter Overcoats 'resentinf a wonderful iho ing of the new smart. svat"irer, loose. CI TV ittinjr, models in tv.-ton, idaid back and elf-hack. fabrics. Karly f)' f"0 nI I uyinjf al a s art advantage, Many fina values at v W sJ'aJV Ma' a4 Yaa Ms' JUIIU a SsH04 sail r , rValWS..aaialr ! An err way is to lake I iiiuuiiIi , file and tile a new sulfate on the jtr)ul wher the point usually ! Thi operation makes the mineul a good a new, removing all the oi dired film, all the ibrt paiinles and presenting a bright crystal suilaee for the "whifker." Tin can be done over and orr again as the mcasiou demands. Th Swiioiaiit t'orrri seanlane j which 1-oppid off fiom New Vnik recently on its attempted flight to I'-ranl, w,' equipped with a udio receiving irl capable ot picking up station within a radius of $01) miles. The Omaha Bee's radio progtam from station VAW last night was featured by a brief leetute on theos. ophv and classical violin numbers. Kev. J. II. Ostdiik. asociate pas tor of Sacred lle'tt church, ami an accomplished violinist, rendered two noted violin si lections, "Her cense," front the opera "Jopelin," bv" Godard, and "Minuet No. 2 in i.'' by Beethoven, Rev. Ostdirk is gift ed with rare interpretative technique 1 : wdv Program !Wf. T.. IIOUMAN: U. SATURDAY TLE ASK fHOf EARLY. Super Value Suits $25 $30 $35 Younjr men's models, styles for con servative dressers. Clothes for every man who requires the utmost intrinsic finality at very low prices. llaikaa f stlirss Saaa4 latMaia '1Vasasasska V I MM 'wii!i i!ie lu-1. 'I !.t.s 'ot !'i!!rgini ! a rH!f imed b 01 on the pian.t j I'm Kiuu. lecturer and Itaielei, entertained taibo atid" ih with I brief lei Hire on Trychitf Hadio." a i novel sublet t. Mr. Kun i 4 smdutt ltd tho..p!iy and ha It-itmed thioutihoiit the wuil. I. lie is 4 grad uate of the 1'i.isrMity ol Wisconsin land snue P'M has brrii head of the 1 I'uh'.ilii.r f iilliLrt in India Hi- has 'an 'i al.iig nii.ige to broadcast ; Itoli Liui'oln (!ouiinikiiiuT. j Lincoln, Sept, 2.' -At folding to a ,iroit ina-le t't the poine ei'rilai, the borne of John Wright, a nit lomiiii.iioner, wa entcicl l-y liiil- "Holding the Fort in Life and Religion" Sunday Evening Sermon Subject FIRST METHODIST CHURCH 20lh and Davanitorl Slraets JO W. C. I-AST, Minisur A Study in thi Value of ('onHtaiicy. Dom stickinR to it have nnythinjr to do wilh your "jot'ci.H in life? Morniag Sarrica, 1 1 :00 Evaning Service, 7;4S s 1 The Gaberdine You Want $20 to $40 There's a dividend of double satisfac tion for every man who owns a Ne braska Gaberdine -rain or shine coat. Haitian and full belters, taa flsr Hi Jf . r . J k'iar an I duinon U S4iue4 l luu f t oil -( t n Men Who Held l Hummel Sent to Pen fr D Ye.tri Citv t, ttinniisiioiii r J It ll'iH'iiul if.rivt j 4 bttri 11001 K M- Ktviien, county attorney ot Artrlope ttunity, staling that Samu' l HalUr.l and J.-hn I'air pleaded gmllv l thaigrs f liigtiuay lulibny and weie enletitfd to III eai in the state prnilt ntiai). I lie- ptttonri wrie idenntud as t'lc men ttli.i bfld up I rank lln u. mrl, 011 of the omiiiisionei, a lew weeks fcto nrsr lioyal, N'rh. J li oimgrr lliiimiul W4s itiiving an au toinoliili- at the tune of the lobbery. One Minute Store Talk Our Mr. John A. Swanson ha just returned from an extended purchasing trip to eastern markets. A the middle west' largest buyer of men' wear, The Nebraska Clothing Company ha the key to the proposition of securing the finest value. And Mr. Swanaon ha turned the key to the value giving ad vantage of The Nebraska and iU customer. t MMpiRR tl It Vtfl 1 ALWAYS Laws kcomi:T smRLL io mum ami omks. i