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LABOR AND THE LAW OP COD.
Several timet since disturbed industrial conditions
have attracted general attention, local allusion has
oeen msa w worn as a curse visuea upon man.
Nothing could be farther from the truth. Admitting
that man forfeited the joys of Eden, and a life
devoid of toil ' and drudgery, through his dis
obedience, he gained thereby the joy he would not
otherwise have) known of work. Man ia likest unto
God when he exert his creative faculty, when he
makes something, fashions it with his hands, direct
ing the tool by his brain, in which he has vlsioned the
finished product, and bringing forth a thing of
beauty, of use, of service to himself and to others.
That is what work means, and is it so hard to be
lieve that for this purpose God endowed man with
the capacity for conceiving and creating?
Nor is it an especially harsh" rule that Wss laid
dowa by Paul in his letter to the Thesselonians:
" . . . . that if any would not work, neither should
he eat." ; Paul meant, and his words yet mean, that
none has a right to expect to exist solely on the ef
forts of others. If any appear to do, the situation is
not remedied by looking on in envy and holding back
because of the fact that some seem to have things
easier in this world than others. More satisfaction
will be gained by, contemplating the mercies enjoyed
and the benefits secured than by coveting the posses
sion of another. - "
The law of Moses, under which Israel came to
greatness, forbade the muzzling of the ox as he trod
out the corn, which ia easily interpreted to mean that
the worker is entitled to his full share in the product
of his work. Division under our industrial system
is not easily achieved, yet some .form of sharing has
been practiced throughout all time, and in our pres
ent wage system persists the principle that governed
when men were paid in kind, and actually took a
portion .of the product as their share of the whole.
Nothing of worth or value has been accomplished
in all the upward climb of man that did not have in it
the essence of human labor. Work of brain and brawn,
co-ordination of mind and muscle, this is the source
of wealth, of human happiness, of the truest worship
of a benign Creator. Work is the magic word, the
"Open sesame i" before which the secret door of the
unknown swings back arid discloses the concealed
treasure. Industry patient and persistent, has' won
civilization from chaos.
God meant that man should work, not only to
provide for his creature wants, but to glorify his in
significant part in a magnificent Scheme, of which
some of us know so little we complain that we have
not been given it all.' The capacity to work is divine,
the will to work is inspiration, the act of work is
worship.
PUTTING ONE OVER."
The shortest distance between two points is a
straight line. That's as, true in life as in mathe
matics. The path from "Is" to "Ought" is not a
crooked one, full of turns, dodges and compromises.
If one is on a road of that description, he is not likely
ever to reach his destination. .
A certain exhilaration is to be had from cutting
corners, skirting obstacles instead of plunging on
through them, thus putting off the day of decision,
and from pursuing a course of deception. A good,
bit of the enjoyment of such a career comes front
the feeling that though danger may press close, it
has been held off for the moment
There is cleaner sport, and honest satisfaction to
boot, in driving straight and true. To have con
quered an obstruction and have it behind one gives
a thrill that those who simply avoid such hardships
can never know. Whereas each successive com
promise with life leaves one weaker, each straightfor
ward grappling with circumstances makes the other
stronger. .. ' - " t
Men sometimes boast of having "slipped some
thing over" en others. With an ingenuity that prop
erly directed would have carried them well along
right paths, they have achieved instead some worth
less and temporary-victory. They do not know the
day when their deed will rise up to mock them, and
their triumph is on' such hollow foundations that
they can build nothing higher.. What they regard
as a short cut is only a blind alley.
Knowing that they have left behind them that
which may yet reveal their devious trail, these are
never entirely at ease. The joys they have known
have been false, and their future holds only the hope
. of nerer being found out.
A PLEA FOR MORE READING.
Reading is a habit, with small, danger of being
carried to excess, most persons read too little rather
than too much. There are few other leisure hour
occupations that combine so well the pursuit of wis
dom and pleasure.
' It is a good showing that the farm homes of Ne
braska make in a recent survey. Only one out of
forty receives no newspaper or other periodical
. a " a . lie 1 e, ,
v tnrougn tne mail, jouniry weexues ana oany papers
from th cities constitute the bulk of this matter.
Three out of every. four homes studied subscribes to
agricultural publications. ' I
Indication is found, however, that the children
are for the most part unsupplied with such periodical
literature as would best suit their taste. Only one
horn out of thirty-three receives a children's maps
sine, although there are many excellent ones from
which selection might be made. Woman's magazines
also were found to be weak in country circulation.
Tk hones of tenant farmers had less reading matter
. than those of farm owners.
1-Aeresting as these figures are, yet ft Is dis-
i tretsing to think that for every thirty-nine homes
receiving seme form of periodical there is one family
which has none. Such homes, whether ruled by pov
triy or indifference, are little better than places of
exile. The best stimulant to thought there is lark
ing and the moat broadening Instrument of civilisa
tion is neglected.
' USE AND MISUSE OP WORDS.
A reader mildly rhides the editor because of a
headline in the paper in which the word "brood" was
used where "fsmily" waa Intended. In the strict
application of etymologic rules, the ue of the term
ss noted is both permissible and defensible, for
family, flock, brood, bevy, covey, herd, pack, school,
ahoal and drove in primary meaning convey the same
idea. It la usage that acts up the distinction and
gives rie to the reflection that provokes ofTense when
"bro-d" ia used ss meaning "family."
Not all are so careful in their selection of words
as to aee the point that was seized upon by our good
natured critic, for the great majority of readers
would accept the appclation without question, be
cause It frequently is so employed. The Incident is
recalled merely because it ia typical of many eimilar
mistakes, made not only by newspapers but by the
users of the langusge in general. Especially is this
so when people who are accustomed to express their
needs or immediate comment in the short and simple
terms of common use undertake to assume a more
elegant or impressive manner. Lack of familiarity
with the. language ia then the stumbling block the
speaker encounters.
A word used out of place is a sorrow to one who
knows the language well, while the correct use of the
simple words available to all and understood by all
gives delight, especially to those who know that such
ability is a gift rsther than an art Yet' even the
dullest may become proficient through long practice
and careful study, and always, "A word fitly spoken
is like apples of gold in pictures of silver."
COMPLICATIONS IN FICTION.
Foreign literature has interest for Americans be
cause it is different The characters do not conduct
themselves as those in our own fiction, nor do they
reason in the same way. Although translators are
not always to be trusted for the faithfulness of their
interpretation,- yet there is usually a distinction in
the style of foreign" writers, as well as in the plot.
The magazine, World Fiction, has picked up from
some German periodical an estimate of national liter
ary typesvrunning thus:
A German novel Is a book In which two people
want each other In the first chapter, but do not
get each other until the last chapter.
A French novel Is a book In which two people
get each other In the first chapter, and from then
on to the last chapter don't want each other any
more.
An American' novel s a book In which two
people want each other at the start, get each
other, and then want each other clear through to
the end.
A Russian novel, however, Is one In which two
pople want each other, and about this 450 pro
. roundly melancholy pages are written.
Taken by and large, this is as neir to a complete
characterization as could be. The omission of the
English novel may be supplied by the statement that
in this a man wants a woman who doesn't want him,
only to find after he gets her that while he may no
longer want her she is determined to hold him.
YOUTH ONLY PROPOSES.
The insurgence of youth has taken many forms
of late. In America it has been mostly talk. Ger
many's youth movement has been back to nature.
Italy's has developed the "cult of the deed."
When one views the fascisti who have thrown
Italy into industrial and political turmoil as being
for most part composed of young men, the difficulties
of the statesmen at Rome are better understood.
These boys were brought by the war to believe that
the answer to all questions was force. The power of
ideas is beyond their ken. Although they have aomt
slight representation in parliament, they work mainly
through armed bands that invade the labor halls and
make bonfires of whatever is displeasing to them.
Doubtless they dream of the empire that once was
ruled by the Caesars, and they are ignorant enough
to hope for its recovery. . V
If; once the fascisti could unite . their country
under this imperialistic banner, then, would the spirit
become an international menace. Two things will
prevent any such disaster. For one thing, the aims
and methods of this ferocious group are out of date.
For another, the-young men themselves are growing
up and so are due to undergo the cooling7 off
processes of maturity.
. A FLAPPER ON THE FARM. -The
circumstances which led or forced a 14-year-old
girl in Illinois to plant- and cultivate a 40-acre
field of corn are not given in the dispatch that re
counts her feat The announcement simply states
that with her team of mules she is now working the
field for the fourth time and that it is one of the best
patches of corn in the county.
It may be that she is a heroine, coming to the
rescue of a widowed or orphaned family, and it may
be that she is simply a drudge, driven to the task by
her parents. If any child of her age should under
take such arduous toil in the city, the humane society
and the child labor officers would take a hand in a
hurry. - .
, In some parts of Europe farmers hitch, their cow
and their wife to the plow. This isn't being done
in America. Nor are there many young girls who are
aaj handy with the walking plow and a span of mules
as this one. , "
- .One American family of eight monopolized the
London-Paris air service. If some Omaha families
were taken- on, the service would have to run extra
sections to carry them' all at one trip.
While waiting for time to go to church this morn
ing, give a thought to the Free Ice and Milk Fund.
It is doing much good for the babies.
A text for today: "The earth is the Lord's and
the fullness thereof; the world and they that dwell
therein." " . ' v
After today the Pickfords will get off the front
page or think of something to do besides getting
married..
Tuesday Is scheduled to be a very important day
in the industrial world, besides being the first of the
month. .
The patient public recalls that the country: has
survived a number of animated tariff debates. ... '.
. Somebody ought to teach the weather man the
meaning of moderation.
Lloyd George ought to let us in on the secret,
,: On Second Thought
Bt H. If. BTASSirEX.
The broad-minded see the truth In the different
religion, while the narrow-minded see only the dif
What Other
Editors Say
HaroMainc lh Kafir Piccolo.
Prant ika Baane Naaa.
The world's moat novel traat In
radio broadcasting la In store for all
the poople of the United states that
ran be brought within tioarine ra
dius of the ahrtll piccolo-like rhorus
of the whlatitng marmots that pop
ulate tha rtorky mountain elopaa In
lllarier National park, according to
a propoaal bofore the national parks
bureau.
Tha plan roqulroa a broadcaatlns
atatlon having a normal radius of
I. loo mile, which, under favorable
condition, could be "picked up" at
moat fmm roaat to coaat. It would
take a :00-watt et. Bonding on a
Jin-moter wave lanath.
The alte of Inatallation would be
In th Jnrt of the Rorklo. SO mllrs
north of tilacler Park aiatlon, Mon
tana, near the Canadian lin. Thor
In th rnoa of the mountain
faatneaa rralde the largeat colony
of whlatllng marmota on tha North
American continent. It Is eetlmnted
there era clou to a million of the
prtty little pralrledog-llk animal
living there In denae population. On
atlll night th wonderful thrilling
rhorua of thee musical wiilMlnre I
carried five mllea on the ra rifled
mountain atmoepher and tourlat
In th chalet camps enjoy the eve
ning concerts Immensely. The per
fection of the radio now stiggeat. th
Idea of broadcaatlng this volume of
weird whletllng muale to radio re
ceivers as far a th sound waves
will carry It. When the full rhorua
Is on It sound a if a whole city of
people were playing piccolo In con
cert. The radio fan who Is lucky
enough to "listen In" will have no
trouble to readily recognise the
marmota without any preliminary
announcement from tjie Rocky
mountain broadcasting station.
Opera Glass Passing.
From th Now Tork Trlbuna.
Do you remember when no regu
lar theatergoer would think of vlsit-
ng the playhouse unless armed
with an opera gloss; when the rise
of the curtain waa the signal for the
rise of a sea of hands clutching the
tiny binoculars that brought to your
eyes every touch of grease paint on
the face of your adored leading
woman or matinee Idol, every crack
in the scenery, ..everything In the
world that the theater patron of to
il ay wants to avoid T
Henry huh. leading man or "The
.Cat and the Canary," and John Wll-
lard, author of the play, were dis
cussing the passing of th opera
glass the other night.
"The opera glass," Insisted Hull,
'wag a necessity when theaters were
built bigger than they are now.
There were no intimate theaters in
those days, and for those sitting in
the back of the orchestra or In the
balcony or gallery the strain on the
eyes called for relief. Nowadays
even the houses with biggest capaci
ties are built differently, and the
architects plan for the comfort of
the patrons as well as quantity of
seats."
"You are right as far as you go,"
agreed Wlllard, "but you don't go
far enough, in those days and
I'm not going so far back the wear
ing of eyeglasses was not so com
mon. The public has been taught
to correct defective vision at all
times, and not, as then, only in the
theater or at the race track."
"And then again, on the other
hand,", retorted Hull, "there was
more sociability at the playhouse
and the folks in the audience spent
most of the time between acts try
ing to pick out their friends in the
house, and the opera glass came in
handy then."
"And the patrons of the drama In
those days."' added Wlllard, "had
more curiosity about how the
wheels went round.' 'Nowadays they
are anxious to preserve all possible
illusion."
"You're all wrong," Interrupted
Harry Williams, chief electrician of
the theater. "Opera glasses went
out when good lighting came in. In
the old days there were only two
kinds of light, 'on' and 'off; now
there are a hundred graduations,
there's no more eye strain."
"why have opera glasses gone out
of fashion?" asked the visitor of
Tony, the stage doorkeeper.
"Because in the old days people
came to the theater to see the girls'
shapes and brought their opera
glasses along so they wouldn't miss
anything. Nowadays there ain't any
novelty."
Prevention oj Strikes
Ttm th WaahlngiD Slar,
Whether or not tha coal commis
sion bill introduced by Konator
Koran la finally adopted as the beet
mat hod of pruceedini toward the
object almea at. It la, at least, a
commendable flrat tp In th right
direction. Th bill do not com
mit consreM either to th national
isation or th regulation of th min
ing Industry, but It doe provid
for the ascertainment of fact
hlth It I abiolutely essential
congr aha II have befor reaching
a determination.
In explaining tha purpoa of hi
hill, th Idaho senator said It Is "to
aid In making It Impossible, in the
future, to have the publlo threat
ened by a coal famine, at pres
ent." That I th uppermost de
mand which Is In the public mind
today. Th public hope In escape
the suffering which would attend
a coal famine a a result of th
present strike, but whether threat
ened suffering are to be averted or
muat be endured, th voir of the
'American people I almost a unit In
(Wlarlna "Mavae In'" Than
will b no abiding at Infliction with
whatever else the government may
no so long aa mi paramount tntng
Is left undone. And th public rle
mond Is as nltent with respect to
transportation as it 1 with respect
tn enal. If hi. Keen hAitk
to the people In a way they will not
jsion forget that without fuel and
.transportation the nation cannot
live.
Senator Borah has been at oaln
In drafting' thin bill to provide for
capacity aa well as Impartiality. Of
the three members provided for his
commission on would be selected
upon nomination of the mine own
ers, a second upon nomination by
the organized miners and th third
directly by the president to repre
sent the public. The nominee of
the mine owners would, of course,
he a man thoroughly grounded In
the problems of mine ownership, and
the man put forward by the union
would understand and sympathise
with th difficulties and the aspira
tions of the workers. The president
could be depended upon in choos
ing the public' member to select a
man of broad vision and understand
ing, who would seek every advan
tage for the publlo without Infring
ing upon th rights either of the
mine owners or the men who work
the mines.
Such a commission undoubtedly
would lay before congress all the
facts which would be necessary to
Intelligent legislation. Whether ef
fective legislation would be forth
coming is another matter. Should
the present strike be settled in the
meantime, and especially if it should
be settled before public suffering;
became acute, there is the .chance
Indifference would come again and
that the present demand for action
would abate, v If the people want
to be protected against recurring
strikes they must demand such pro
tection, not only today, but tomor
row and other tomorrows, and keep
on demanding until their demand
are compiled with. Congress must
be made to understand that in this
case the great majority of the people
are united and insistent, and that
their displeasure is more to be feared
than the displeasure of any minor
ity, no matter how closely organized.
What One Working Man Accomplished.
From th Das Molnea Capital.
In regard to the achievement of
the late Charles W. Jones, general
manager of a large part of the Rock
Island system, not enough has yet
been said to do Justice to Mr. Jones'
life and character.
Charlie Jones was a working man.
His industrious career began In early
boyhood. Charlie Jones had but one
employer during his more than 40
years of labor. His employer was
the Chicago, Rock island ana pa
cific - railroad. He began in a
humble capacity and continued In
that capacity until his employers
promoted him. He never sougnt
promotion. He never circulated pe
titions urging his employers that he
ought .to be promoted. He was at
his work and his beaming counte
nance testified .that he was a cheer
ful workert
It is needless to say that he never
watched the clock. - He? enjoyed do
ing his duty and to such men duty
is a Joy: He felt that hg was a part
of the great Rock Island enterprise
and he always remebered that his
road was a public institution, and
that the public had claims upon
every employe. : His life story is
ended, but in his 4 years of life and
service he met the Issues as they
came to him and never faltered.
Mr. Jones was loyal to Des Moines.
Iowa was his beloved state. - For his
bright eyes and warm handclasp in
spiration went out to others. He
always worked with his coat off, and
the working man never feels com
fortable excepting when ne is tnus
stripped for the battle.
The Rock island .Lines win miss
General Manager Jones. The state
of Iowa will miss him. Every pa
triotic cause will miss him. He was
every inch a man, lovable, big and
atron'g.
Let Vaudeville Alone.
From th Dial.
With the immortal Cholly I am
inclined to say that there's a great
deal of tosh talked about the corn-
media dell" arte.. . I feel that those
who boggle at 'vaudeville and have
to say music hall or varieties, who
nave to rerer ana compare ana ve
rive, are too' uncertain of their
pleasure In the thing itself. They
are - appalled by th faults In the
native forms - of - expression, forget
ting that what is native begins, and
is likely to end by pleasing tne na
tives in fairly large numbers. I do
not pretend that many of the turns
are not dull, and I know that the
vulgarity of the dull ones ia not ot
the divine variety. But I remain
convinced that nothing worse could
happen to them, and to the excel
lent numbers they set off, than the
attempt to refine them a la russe.
If Congress 1raxns.
Th only objection to a surplus In
the treasury is the fear that con
gress may learn it's there. Indian
apolis Star,
What Censorship
Can Do.
from th Na Tork Times.
Mr. Will Haya optimistically tell
Los Angel's that "censorship will
fail In varvlhlnv If iinHartaliaa XK'm
ar going to obviate the ncaity
oi ransorsnip, in togio oi ini
I not altogether clear, hut on get
th general meaning. Mr. Hays waa
mad dictator, or co-ordlnator. or
whatever It I, of the movi hualnes
in order re neai oir renaorenip
Championa of renaorahip have mad
that a srnund of complaint. Any-
fttlna thai lntat.fai.ea vllli Mnui.
ship l wrorfa. oven if It removes
the nrea or ronaorshlp. A renaor
ahip la a thing good In Itself, and
wo to that man wno makes it un
necessary.
Mnr Interesting, however. I Mr
Hay' statement that censorship fall
In avarvlhlnip It undertakes. Whi
doe It undertake? Obviously, to
censor: snd It succeed In thst. It
undertakes also.v presumably, to
rsfeguard th public morals, It ha
succeeded In' keeping th Inhabl
i.nt. tf l'annavlvanlu. frnm learnlni
that children are born, utiles they
obtain that information omsin in
fnni'tna.nlrture theaters. It hn
prevented eltlsens of Ohio from
flnrllnr out that women smoke, un
less they see It off the screen. It
has succeeded in euppresslng the
'ant that tha Foundar of Christian
Ity was more tolerant than some of
Its modern, exponents, unless mar
fact be learned , from the printed
page. It has succeeded sdmlrsbly in
taking out soma of th little Intelli
gence st present put into the making
mmInv nIMiirea: hut until It la
extended to all . other fields of hu-
msn knowledge the pumie morais
are still In peril, or wnai ue io
keen tha word of a creat religious
teacher Off tit screen u mey can
V- aiim4 In th. -RlhlO?
If the protection of public morals
IS tnus DUl impcrrauj
nii.hA.i nnAHhin hn succeeded
brilliantly in some other respects. It
has made Jons, it nas resinc-iea m
field -of possible motion-picture pro-
Sometime They Are Too Short.
Anybody can fish but only a few
can bring any home. Portland
Press-Herald.
"THE TIME AND THE PLACE"
Tha trail cuts clean across tha hill,
It curia and dlpa and climbs aal,
Tha sky burn blue, th winds blow free,
Thsra's sot a trac of towns or man!
Up. u. on erargsy. aoarln staap
And th glory of tha aaa!
Beyond th dipping purple moor
Blua dsap that rest and welcome ma.
Th sky tilted turquoise eup
That shade to trldoacant Prl;
Th wlndB wild klaa asalnat my Hp.
And cloud that race and ewln and swirl.
And flulat Ood! th joy nf It!
No clanginc horn nor rsaplns wheal!
No flare staccato hammer bast,
Th ceaaeleea riveting of steal.
All nlsht the ewlnslns, silver star,
Th moor that lla beald tha saa.
With fireflies (llttlns o'er tha raee.
Tounc Earth's embroidered canopy.
The scant of pin upon th wind,
- Th chirping cricket's monlosua,
Than 81eep. who weighs my eyelids down,
Soft-footed, smiling-, stealing rogu.
For I had meant to lie and watch
The froaty star and one tall pine,
To count each moment's toll of joy.
Each wtldwood, tameless beauty mlnel
But Sleep slips down, and Night slip by.
And Morning, tip-toe, laughing lay
Soft fingers on my eyelids till
I wake and star In swift amtie . . .
The aky la one great golden flam
Above th Bleeping sapphire sea.
But oh, the longing you might share
Thia aunrlae miracle with me!
Elizabeth Newport Hepburn In Th Ne
York Times.
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Away
Your securities will require ' ,
watchful attention.
By depositing them with
thia company in a Safekeep
ing Trust you can keep
them aafe and assure
prompt collection of prin
cipal and interest. We also
attend to other details and
act .practically aa -your
Financial Secretary.
The charge for thia valu
able service is reasonable.
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ductlon, already narrowed by limi
tations ot ths producers and ot the
public, it has enabled reformers to
enjoy the sensation of aggrandize
ment of the ego and to gratify the
Instinct for persecution. Finally, the
published decisions give us air a
heightened self-eMeem by enabling
up to think how much more intelli
gent we are than the censors.
. SAID TO BE FUNNY.
There Is a plague of caterpillars on ask
trees. aaDecially In Surrey. ' The Koreatry
commtaaion hav th matter In hand. They
ar eating th leavta until tha treea ar
la soms cases almost bare. Daily Sketch.
A Mlaaourl woman asked for a di
vorce when ah dlacoverad her huaband
waa an ex-eonviet, but was refuaed. A
woman ought to to glad to know that
there waa aom period In a man's life)
when he behaved himself. -Tha American
Lumberman.
Huaband (after first tiff ) It's a lolly
lob there are a marriages la heaven!
wire There c-e-c-oouldn t be. cos no
men are there. London Mall. .
George I put a tack on teacher's chair
vesterdaf,
Gerald Did your I'll bet na won c alt
lown in a hurry again.
Oenrse No: and neither will I. West
ern Christian Advocate.
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REPAIRED
All Work Guarantees
A. HOSPE CO. "
1513 Douglas. 11. Doug. SS8S.
CENTER SHOTS.
Strike and th world strikes with
you: work snd you work slon.-
1'eorla Transcript.
Senator Watxon eats meat thre
times a day. Hut this does not in
clude the small, undersized senators
he sometimes nibbles between meals.
St. Paul Pioneer Press.
Some people use perfect English
and others une a language everybody
can understand. Blrminghom News.
Th lover who finds it so hard to
ask his girl to marry him generally
loses his bashfulness after the wed
ding ceremony. Fort Worth Record.
Still, the chap who said skirts were
coming down hit It about as well as
the chap who said prices were.
Atlanta Constitution.
10 to 50 Discount
Furniture, Rugs iitt Drprls
Stoves and Refrigerators
cnuse to uze
COOL LAKE
SUPERIOR
REGION
k OM.Y
Ort-the GreailiTUie liner
The "North American" comparable only to the'
finest ocean liner leaves Chicago every Monday
at 2:00 P.M. (Central Tune) for a trip of over
2000 Miles on 3 Great Lakes
& Georgian Bay (30000 (sls)
traveling through Lake Michigan directly to Mack-
inac Island, where aniDle timekallowad tn drive!
around the island and visit the many historical
points of interest, bfte then enters the
Beautiful St. Mary's River
for an enchanting trip by daylight of SO miles of
wonderfully wooded shores, islands and other
enticing scenery, from there on to the
Immense Locks at the"SooM
where it is a wonderful sight to watch the im
mense freighters raised or towered from one
great lake to another. The "North American"
then enters the cool refreshing waters of Lake
Superior and after a stop at Houghton (Hancock)
continues to Duiuth at the bead of the Great
Lakes-a city of many attractions. Upon the re
turn trip Steamer also enters Lake Huron and
Georgian Bay passing dose to many of the pic
turesque rslands and stops at Parry Sound, You
can be quiet and secluded or enjoy a week of
gaiety and aniuaemeut aa yon nrefer. A anrialfo oiHmA
hMtMa Mnul. . .U- . - -
. .rrV" """ye ,na arranges special
fMertamnents; Musk and dancing in Ball Room and
Koof Garden every evrnms excent Sundav- Snfrnriid
HS'SlfL'ffl0 ?d Hoojrph on aU decks; Con
winn niawatuB. ion arm eat well, alrm
well and return Uwroosihr rested ant
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arkt and reBidenee and take
boulevard drive atone- toe
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