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helps the stomach.
After a hearty meal,
try its friendly relief
and comfort to the
over-burdened stomach.
It is the beneficial and
satisfying sweet for old and
young.
And the cost is very small.
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New P. K.
Adds a Zest
Stockings.
The long Btocklngs formerly worn
were called hose; when knee-breeches
were introduced the breeches were
calld upper-stocks and the lower part
nether-stock; or EtocL'lngs. The knit
fed stocking originated In Italy; it
was first brought to England by Wil
liam Itider In 1504. Woven stockings
were devised by Willlnm Lee, of St
John's college, Cambridge, In 1G09.
Exchange.
Merely Shifts It.
Tho man who doesn't wnnt any
troublo and endeavors to smooth
things so ho will have none not infre
quently mixes the dope for some one
else. Exchange.
Everybody wants to save money, but
few of us want to do without things
to do It.
Learn to wait life's hardest lesson.
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Unless you see the "Bayer Cross" on tablets, you are
not getting the genuine Bayer product prescribed by
physicians over 23 years and proved safe by millions for
Accept only ''Bayer" package which contains proper direction
Handy ."Bayer" boxes of 12 tablets Also bottles of 24 and 100 Druggist.
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CONSTIPATION
Take a good dose
CARTERS
IITTLE
IXE1R
PILLS
Every Meal
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Helps 'Digest
Man and the Flowers.
The fragrance of plants is not for
mnn's pleasure; it Is a means of at
tracting Insects to fertilize them. The
object of many present-day florists Is
to Improve a flower In Its coloring,
size and substance In short to "paint
the lily." They cannot Improve the
fragrance, which Is perhaps the reason
they seem to care so little for its dis
appearance under their handling. Ex
change. To Insure gllstentng-whito table
linens, use Red Cross Ball Blue In your
laundry. It never disappoints. At all
good grocers. Advertisement.
Getting up early Is more often a
matter of taste rather than of prin
ciple. Successful men possess cith
er ability
or nerve.
There Is n time for all things.
Colds Headache
Toothache Rheumatism
Neuritis Lumbago
Neuralgia Pain, Pain
of Carter's Little liver Pills
then take 2 or 3 for a lew nights after.They
cleanse your system of all waste matter and
Regulate Your Bowels. Mild as easy to
take as SUgar. Genuine Icat ilgnaturcy&&rz
Small Pill. Small Dose. Small Price.
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Some Dogs and jjjj
Some Folks
$ By C. B. WHITFORD
((C, 1922, Western Newnpnuer Union.)
A dog with a "gallus" movement and
nn nlr walked Into the doctor's ofllec
and Httltl with n show of pride: "I'm
n Bohemian, Doc. Is thero anything
you enn do for tlmt ailment? I'vo had
It lone enough and I feel like getting
rid of It If 1 cnn."
"Are you a sure-enough Bohemian,
Jack, or arc you Just a plain tramp
alloy dog?"
, "Oh, I'm the real thing. 1 know It,
because I've got qualities and 1 haven't
got a home. I Just knock about and
Bee all thero Is to he seen and mix with
nil sorts of dogs and folks. I cat at
any old time, and I eat all the outland
ish stuff on the market. And then I'vo
got genius enough to knock all tho
other dogs I meet. I know lots of
things you wouldn't think I knew. But
somehow I can't get much more than
n few hones and a poor hed for It all.
I'm a Ilohcmlan, all right, and I'm Just
waiting for somo one to come along
and appreciate me. You might show
mo how to promote this Idea."
"About all tho genius that ain't busy
Is In Bohemia. Of course genius don't
always oat like other folks, hut for all
that the Ilohcmlan is a good fellow.
Every one used to enjoy buying him
a glass of beer, und it was a real pleas
uro to see him eat n handout with It,
Just as If It weru a bit of delicatessen
or some high-priced hand-picked food.
You can't pinch a real Ilohcmlan any
where, but what you'll squeeze out n
little Information, more especially If
you pinch him In the artistic parts. He
don't look any more like an esthetic
than you do, Jack, but ho Is esthetic
to the core. When you llnd the real
Bohemian you are In luck If he will
let you hand him a big piece of money
for a little piece of work. One thing
makes me think you are only a tramp
with a high-sounding title Is the fact
that you are really and earnestly look
ing for n Job. Dogs are Just like
folks, Jack, once they get the Bohe
mian habit they don't want to get
cured, at least they never go hunting
for medicine.
"Oh, I ain't so stuck on getting a
job that I'll take anything that comes
along. You have got to show me some
thing pretty good, and the folks that
get mo hnve got to understand that I
am Just n little eccentric. I can't
bear to be Interfered with. I've got to
hnve by own way or I make trouble. I
don't exactly have to hnve n new Job,
and mnybe If I got a good one I
wouldn't keep It long. What I really
crnve Just now Is n change."
"Just what I thought. You wouldn't
keep a steady Job If yon had one. You
would soon be back to tho free-and-easy
life of the nlley. Men get n kind
of bulging genius sometimes that
cracks their heads. Then they become
number two Bohemians and there they
stick until they get to be old enough
to be picked up by some good aunt,
who Is herself old enough to nppre
elate tho eccentricities of genius. As
long ns you can outmuneuvor the. dog
catcher, Jack, and cnn work your
genius for a bono and n bed, you'll
stick to the Joys of the alley. Perhaps
when you get to be old some one will
let you lie around their place and tell
their friends whnt a great dog you'
might have been. Dogs and folks aro
pretty nnich alike. They get to think
ing they hnve qualities, and then they
persuade themselves It's n line thing
to be ns free ns air and uneasy as n
bird, without a steady curing plnco
or n regular bed. You've got tho
hnblt all right, Jack, and you won't
be suited away from tho alley and tho
alley life. You are too young for a
change."
Prince of Pessimists.
Tho "Weeping Philosopher" was
Hcrnclltus, a Greek sage and natural
ist, who lived In Ephesus nbout fiOO
B. C. Ho was so called because of
his solemn benrlng, the gloomy -views
he took of human life, and his fre
quent lament over the folly of man
kind. "The Laughing Philosopher" was
n nnmo given to the Greek snge, Dem
ocrltUs of Abdern, In Thrace, who
lived between 4C0 and 357 B. C, be
cause of his satire at the expense of
the human rncc. lie showed much flip
pancy in discussing human life and
viewed with supremo contempt tho
aspirations of man. This ancient
philosopher advanced tho theory of
tho formation of tho universe by ntomB
In motion, which was later developed
by Epicurus and Lucretius.
Struggling Youths.
The head of n largo shipping Ann
In tho West received a letter from a
millionaire banker asking that his son
bo given n Job where ho could lenrn
the business. Soon after tho head of
the shipping firm wrote back to the
young man's father:
"Your son has nrrlved. I have given
him employment In my ofllco at $20 n
week, with others of his class. One of
these young men has Just bought n
$100,000 yacht and nnother comes to
the ofllco In a $12,000 motorcar. I
think your son will And his surround
ings congenial." Philadelphia Ledger.
8o Far and No Farther. '
"Fellco creuted a sensation In her
hnthlng suit by showing n llttlo moro
of her ilgure thun any other girls on
tho beach."
"She's handicapped now that tho
bathing hcason Js over."
"How's that?"
"In tho case of street uttlro, tho law
stops In Just about whero competition
really begins." Birmingham Age-Herald.
Forest Station Established.
So marked has been tho destruction
of the timber lands In the southern
Appalachian region that tho Deport
ment of Agriculture has established
a new forest experiment station at
Ashevtlle, N. C, to determine meth
ods of conservation and control, says
the Scientific American. This station
Is the first of lt kind In the eastern
states. A further object of the estab
lishment Is to secure Information for
forests regarding tho handling of
southern trees.'
Her First Love Affair.
When I was six years old I thought
I was In love with a boy tho sumo
age. Wo both attended private kinder
garten. While ho was out of tho room
I fixed his chair nd when he camo
buck to sit down I pulled It from un
der htm. Ho cried and hud to bo
taken home, and that ended my "first
love nffrdr." Exchange.
One secret of pucccss Is constancy
of purpose.
HOW TWO WOMEN
ESCAPED OPERATIONS
Doctor Advised Use of Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound
Happy Results in Both Cases
St Joseph, Missouri. "Both of my
Bides swelled and hurt mo so that I
could not move or do any of my work.
There wns heavy pressure and painB
through my lower organs and tho
doctor told mo to try Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound for theso
troubles. Ho said 1 had this ono
chance, and if tho Vegctablo Com
pound did not help mo nothing butan
operation would. After tnkingseveral
bottles I felt it was helping mo and
now I am nblo to do my own work. If
my testimonial will help others I shall
bo glnd for them to read it and hopo
your Vegetablo Compound will do
them ns much good as it did me."
Mrs. Wm. Lockman, 513 N. 4th St,
St Joseph, Mo.
White Ploins.N. Y "Ihcdsucha
Sain that I could hardly walk and ths
octor said that I needed an opera
tion. I was sick for a year beforo I
Btarted taking your medicino and I
could not work. I saw your advertise
ment in a littlo book and that is how
I camo to take Lydia E. Pinkham's
medicines. I have been taking tho
Vegetablo Compound and Lydia E.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Private Text-Book upon "Ailments
Peculiar to Women" will be sent you free upon request. Write
to the Iiydia E. Plnkbam Medicine Co., Lynn, Massachusetts.
This book contains valuable information
DIDN'T GET AWAY FROM HIM
Discords Might Have Been Omitted,
but They Were Very Apparent
to Mr. Splnks.
Splnks, tho niuslcinn, and his wife
wore on their wny homo from a con
cert and were overheard discussing
the. merits of tho entertainment.
"It set my tooth on edge," Splnks
Mild, "to hear the orchestra playing
'Ynnkeo Doodlo and 'Dixie' ut tho
same time. The Idea Is all rlghv
of course, and even commendable from
n sentlmentnl point of view, but tho
two pieces, when played together, are
full of discords."
"But didn't you notice," said his wife
who Is something of u musician her
self, "that whero certain notes or
passages would have been dlscordnnt
they were omitted from ono nlr or tho
other and left to the drums?"
"Of course, I noticed It,'' he testily
rejoined, "but I could hear tho dis
cords in my mind just tho samol"
Mllwuukeo Sentinel.
It Is tho respcctnblo appearance of
most shiners that makes them dunger-
OUB.
Why
THE path of the coffee or tea
drinker is beset with dan
gers to health and comfort.
These dangers lurk, in the
irritant, caffeine, which is the
active principle of both coffee
and tea.
For those who enjoy a well
made cup of coffee or tea, but
fold that it makes them nervous,
wakeful and irritable, there's
satisfaction and freedom from
discomfort in delicious Postum
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After Thorough Trial a Detroit,
Mich., Man Endorses Pe-ru-na
iff lottor written
from Detroit, Michigan is no simp
judgment expressed onthotnorits
of Po-ru-im, tho woll-
known catarrh remedy,
but rather a mature-,
sober opinion formed
aftorn full year's trial.
This la tho way Mr.
Mlolmol FaUo of 000
East Pnlmor Avonuo,
in tho Michigan Mctro
polls, writes i "Aftor
using PE-UU-NA for
nbout onoyearwill Bay
I havo found it n very
Rood mcdlaino for ca
tarrh. It hns holpod
mo n crcat dcnl mid I
am very well satisfied. I liavo
gained in weight, cat and sloop
woll, my bowels aro regular and
bottor color in my face
Pinkham's Dlood Modicino, also
Lydia E. Pinkham's Liver Pills and
used Lydia E. Pinkham's Sanative
Wash and tho capsules and prescrip
tion recommended. I am doing all my
work and havo gained twenty pounds.
I nm taking tho medicines still, but I
feel fine. You havo my permission to
uso this letter for tho good of others. "
Mrs. MAitvMAnK,37HamiltonAvo.,
Whito Plains, N. Y.
Somo fcmnlo troubles may through
neglect reach a stngo when nn opera
tion is necessary. Hut most of tha
commoner ailments are not tho sur
gical ones; they aro not caused by
Borious displacements, tumors, or
growths, although tho symptoms
may appear tho same.
When distorting ailments first ap
pcar, take Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg
etable Compound to roliovo tho pres
ent distress and provent moro seri
ous troubles. Many letters have been
received from women who have been
restored to health by Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound after op
erationshavobeen advised by attend
ing physicians.
As Kathleen Saw It.
Mothor (quoting neighbor's clever
daughter to small child who has fulled
lamentably in n school examination)
"I can't think how you can be so
stupid, Kathleen. Why, look at llttlo
Mnrjorlo Daniels. Sho has passed with
honors." Kathleen (weeping) "Y es,
M mummy, b but you Hccm t to
forget that M m murjorlo Daniels
has c clover p p parents." Lon
don TIt-Blts.
Pa Had His Revenge.
"Get your pa to coino on out nnd
play ball with us, Billy," urged ono
Inf tin nnfTrlilinrhnnil timf
"No chancel" ejaculated Billy with
emphasis. "Tho last game lie played
with us I struck him out threo times
nnd when wo got home he said I'd
been wnstlng too much time on foolish
amusements and I'd have to study
more." Success.
Fish Story.
"Uh. Whero Is that big fish you
hooked?"
"It pulled mo overboard."
Somo men are too Intellectual to be
Intelligent
W yjmJI
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Risk Your Health?
Its fragrant aroma and rich,
full-bodied flavor are delightful,
Postum is made from roasted
wheat and contains no caffeine,
nor any other harmful ingredient
whatsoever.
OrderfromyourGrocerTODAYI
Postum comes in two forms:
Instant Postum (in tins) prepared
instantly in the cup by the addi
tion of boiling water. Postum
Cereal (in packages, for those
who prefer to make the drink
while the meal is being pre
pared) made by boiling fully 20
minutes.
the table
beverage of no
regrets.
POStUm FOR HEALTH
"There's a Reason"
Made by f osiutn Cereal Company, Inc., Battle Creek, Mich.
"PE-RU-NA hna dono wonders
and to mo is worth its weight in
gold. I Bhnll continuo to ubo
jftt-uu-NA ns long as
Ilivo and recommend
to my frlomls who aro
troubled wltlicntnrrh."
Nothing can bo moro
convincing than no en
dorsement of this na
turo from an actual
user. Thero aro many
pcoplo in ovory com
munity whoso oxporl
cnco,in using Po-ru-nn,
hns be'enidontical with
Mr. Fnko's. It is tho
standby for coughs,
colds, catarrh, stomach
and bowel disordors and all ca
tarrhal conditions.
Put up In both tablet and liquid
form. Bold bveiiywiikiik.
CONSIDER USE OF AIRSHIPS
Possibility of Their Successful Enxf
ployment In Making Aerial Ob
servatlons of the Himalayas. '
Consideration has been given to tha
possibility of aerial observations In
tho Himalayas. The range, It appears,
has only six peaks abovo U7.000 feet
high, ami an aviator Hying at nbout
1,000 or 2-1,000 feet should havo no
dllllculty In crossing If the highest
peaks wero avoided, while, If ho clioao
certain of the gorges, an altltudo of.
somo 10,000 feet would sulllce. Tho
greatest of the many obstacles to bo
encountered Is the mountain sickness,
which occurs In tho highest altitudes
through detlcleney of oxygen. Tho grad
ual climber, going afoot, Is less handi
capped In this respect than tho avi
ator rising suddenly from sea level In
his machine; on the other hand, tho
pedestrian has moro fatigue to under
go, and this practically oiiualb.es mat
ters. Tho chief consideration in nnj;
case is an adequate supply of oyygcn,
with u proper Inhaler.
PasRportn a Nuisance.
Up to the time rf the beginning ot
tho war the passport regulations were
very slmplo and the fees Inexpensive,
but when the great contest broke loose
It was necessary to mako It mora
dtfllcult and unfortunately tho rigid
regulations of tho war times have
never been changed. Tho fee for Issu
ing and vlselug was $2, but It was
Increased to $10 by the United States.
At once the nations of Europe made,
their charges accordingly so that In
order to visit n few countries the
matter of securing a passport was a
serious one. The matter remained In
this shupo although there was con
siderable grumbling by tho.so who were
compelled to submit, not only against
tho charges but tho amount of red
tnpo which was necessary In order
to get a passport.
A Good Word for Him.
Hans Schmidt wns reputed to be
tho meanest man In tho neighborhood.'
Ho died. Ills body was placed In the
grave, and according to nn old Penn!
8ylvnnhi German custom tho people!
stood around the open grave, waiting)
for somcono to say somo good things
nbout tho deceased before filling the
grave. After n long wnlt, Gustavo
Schulo said: "Well, I can say Joost
one good thing nbout Hans; ho wasn't
always us mean us ho w us sometimes.
First Steam Transatlantic Trips.
Tho American vessel Savnnnalf
crossed tho Atlantic from Savannah,
Gn to Liverpool In 1810 In 29 day
11 hours. The trip was mado pnrtlJ!
under stenm but mainly by sail. In
1833 tho Royal William, of 830 tons,
built In Canada, made tho first trans
ntlantlc voyage entirely under strany
All natural action Is beauty In
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