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Catarrhal Deafness Is caused by an Inflamed condition of the mucous llnlnjr of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube Is Inflamed you havo a rumbling sound or Imperfect hearing, and when It is entirely closed. Deafness Is tho result. Unless tho Inflammation can be re duccd and this tube restored to Its nor mal condition, honrlng may bo destroyed forever. Many cases of Deafness aro caused by Catnrrh. which Is an Inflamed condition of tho Muroun Surfaces. ONE HUNDRED DOLL.AR8 for any case of Catarrhal Deafness that ennnot be cured by HaLL'S CATARRH MEDICINE. All DniKKlsts 75e. Circulars free. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio. More men would marry only for lovo if they could afford It. Frantic WithPain A Physical Wreck From Kidney Trouble, But DOAN'S Made Her Well. ' "Kidney trouble made a complete wreck of me," says Mrs. Wm. Harvey, 621 N. Eighth St., Grants Pans, Ore. "1 was so despondent and miserable it pceincd 1 lmd nothing left to live for. Death would have been a welcome re lief. For six months I was in bed and never expected to leave it alive. I was too weak to movo without the nelp of my mime and to nervous I screamed when she touched me. My back anil head hurt like it throbbing tooth ache. I had awful dizzy spells, my eje sight faded, my hands and feet felt dead. J was iinin. Mr. Htmy racked all over. The kidney secretions looked like thick, black coffee and burned terribly. They almost stopped paRHing and then my feqt bloated like bags of water. I war, frantic with pain, and thought I would Ioe my reason. "I had lot nil faith in medicine and tried Boon's Kidney Pills only be cnuRc a dear friend asked me. Right from the start I began to feel better. Doan s cured me." Sworn to before me. A. II. PAltSOXS, Notary Public. Cit Doan't at Any Store, 60c a Box doan's "yssy FOSTER.MILBURN CO.. BUFFALO. N. Y. After you eat always use FATONIC MCFOR YQUn STOMACH'S SAKE) ono or two tablets eat Kko candy. InstnntlyrelicvosHeartuurn.Bloated Gassy lecling. Stops indigestion. loodBouring.repeating.headuchoand tho many miseries caused by Acid-Stomach EATONIC is the best remedy , it takes tho hawnf ul acids and gases right out of tho body and, of courso, you get well. Tens of thousands wonderfully benefited. Guaranteed to satisfy or money rofunded by your own drug gut. Co3t a triilo. Please try it I Liver and Bowels Right Always Feel Fine There's one right way to speedily ten up ine uvcr ana Keep uio bowels regular. Carter's Little Liver PUIs never CARTER'S wlll testify M ITTLE IVER that there is nothing so rood for bil iousness, indigestion, headache or sal low, pimply kin.1 Purely vegetable. Small Pill-Small Dose-SauUl Price Ml. CARTERS IRON PILLS, Nature's great nerve and blood tonic for AftMala, Rheuatkn, NervrasMM, SI plssracss and Female Weakness. toralMBUitoviliiilart wnW W. N. U., LINCOLN, NO. 19-1020. r-f BBWaSHHWjaHBHEJitrKw 4 U PILLS y COCftitfViC C The City of Purple Dreams 7Q 22(TC Xz "if, FITZ, MAX AND QUIGG. Synopflln Typlral tramp In ap pearance, Daniel Hnmlolph KHz. luiKli, while crossing a Chicago street, cuuscs the vrck of an auto, whose clitiulTcur disables It trying to avoid running him down. In pity tho occupant of the auto, u young girl, saves him from nrtust and gives hi in a dollar, telling him to buy soap, and wash. Ills boiiho of shame In touched, and he Im proves his appearance. That night lie meotH Esther Strom, u Russian unarchlBt, who Induces Kltzhugh to addrcsM a meeting. FItzhugh visits Symington Otis, prominent financier, and displaying a pack uko which he says contains dyna mite, demands 110,000. Oils gives him a check. At tho house he meets tho girl who had given him the dollar, and IcariiH alio Is Kathleen Otis. 'She recognizes him. Ashamed, ho tears up the check and escapes, but Is arrested, Esther visits FItzhugh In Jail and makes arrangement!) for procuring legal advice. Ills trial Ib speedily com pleted and he Is found Insane nnd committed to an asylum, from which he easily makes his escape FItzhugh takes refuge In Chicago, with Esther, who has become In fatuated with him. With the thought of Kathleon In his mind, Ills one Idea Is to become rich and powerful, and win Kathleen. Whllo hiding In Esther's house he grows a beard, which effectually changes his appearance. In a fight with Nlkolay, Jealous admirer of Esthor, FItzhugh worsts him, leaving him unconscious, and escapes. Secur ing menial employment he learns that Nlkolay has been found dead In Esther's house, and In a letter to him she admits the killing, tell. Injr him she did It for his sake and that sho has gone away, lie sees Kathleen from a distance, and Is strengthened In his determination to win her. ii: risi CHAPTER VI. FItzhugh began to fret nnd fume nt his Irksome employment. Ho was coming to believe he had made a mis take In adopting such slow means to an eagerly desired end, when, In the fifth week, something occurred that dispelled his growing pessimism. It Was a warm Suturday night, and when lip came from the broiling kitchen with his coat under his arm, dripping with perspiration, his em ployer met him and handed him eight dollars, five of which he promptly placed between the leaves of his sav ings bankbook, which now showed a balance of twenty dollars. As ho nodded good-night to his em ployer ho noticed a hatchet-faced man In a checker-board suit on ono of the lunch-counter stools. Before FItzhugh reached Van Duron street this man confronted him and, smiling as cor dially ns his hard face would penult, asked : "How much does the Greek pay you?" "According to my desert, my solicit ous friend. I draw the munificent sal ary of eight dollars each week." The questioner pushed back his hat and chewed his cigar. And his head bobbed up and down as he scunned tho dishwasher from top to toe. "I s'poso you'll do," he finally do-, clJed. "Come 'long to the next block. Got Kome'ln' I want to show you." He led tho way up State street, and near Jackson boulevard stopped be fore a gold-and-whlto restaurant, glit tering with electric lights, brand new and spick and span. Across tho plate glass window In letters three feet high was the name, ".Max's." "See that? That's me. I'm .Max." He tapped his chest proudly, "You've got to make that name famous. Un derstand me? Famous 1 Come I Como 'long Inside and I'll tell you all 'bout It." They went In, and Mr. Max outlined his plan. ISrletly, it was this: FItz- hugh, after a visit to a barber, was to apparel himself In distinguished garb, and with mi aristocratic demeanor, was to promenade State street for live hours dally. Painted in white letters on the back of his frock-coat would be the mime "MAX'S." "Urn-hum," observed FItzhugh, drawing rellectlvely on Ids cigar. "How much do I get for this?" "Well, let mo set say fifteen a week. How's that strike you?" "Not favorably. Make It thirty and tho deal' closed." And even as he spoke FItzhugh was wondering If his beard sufficiently disguised him. Ho decided It did. llesldcs, there were the theatrical possibilities of tho thing, and this appealed strongly to tils lovo for' make-believe. After some further bargaining it was agreed he was to reccivo twenty dollars the first week and, If employed longer, thirty dollars each for all subsequent weeks. Ho roportcd for work Monday morn ing. Accompanied by Max, he went to a barber's shop and afterward to a clothing establishment where ready made apparel of the hotter class was sold. About eleven o'clock he stepped from the restaurant, paused In tho ves tibule, took n pair of now chamois gloves from a pocket and began draw ing them on. When he stepped out Into tho mornlug crowd and strolled up, State street, swinging a gold headed cane, his gllutenlng hat tower ie hldi above tho mass of heads, hs started a furore far greater than his sanguine employer expected. When he reached Adams street there was In his wake a Jostling num ber of more curious ones, anxious to keep him In sight, yet loath to betray their eagerness. He stopped at tho corner, mounted a metal refuse box near the curb and, removing his silk hat with n sweeping gesture, shielded his eyes with his hand and stared straight Into the zenith. A minute or more lie remained thus, the human Jam thickening about him with every second. The sidewalk became speedily choked. A policeman shoved his way through tho congestion, reached up, Jabbed his knuckles In Fltzhugh's side. "Come out of It, professor," advised, he. "It's the closed season for stur gazln'." FItzhugh put on his hnt. stepped down from his pedestal, nodded silent ly to the olllccr, and with tho pomp nnd dignity of n lord mnyor, retraced his steps down the street, tho crowd following. In the afternoon he again sallied forth nnd the success of the morning was repeated. He Btopped (his time "Come Out of It, Professor," Advised the Officer. "It's the Closed Season for SJar Gazln'." at' Monroe street for his skyward gaze. Again the crowd surged about him, and again his poise wns Jarred by a heavy hand. Instead of n police man, however, ho turned to And n man of his own helgnt, but of larger bulk, regarding him with favor rather than of lll-wlll. lie was fashionably at tired and there seemed to envelop him an atmosphere of Cash. The strnifger placed his hand on Fltzhugh's shoulder and lowered his voice to a whisper. "I've something for you, friend, tliat'll make life wortli living." FItzhugh whispered Jrack: "Lead on, major. I'll follow straight." In a little while they wero seated In a cool place, where largo fans whirred softly overhead and where dark bot tles and tall glasses were placed be fore them. Tho breezy one Hipped a card across the tnble, with the cryptic remark : "I'm Qulgg." The card fell face up. FItzhugh read : QUIGG & PEEVY, STOCKS IJONDS GRAIN, and then briefly Intimated: "Ami I'm Fltzhugli." "Greetings. FItz I Greetings nnd salu tations I What docs this sandwich man stunt bring you In?" "Such Impertinence, Qulgg, merits n reprimand, but I'll give you a truthful answer: thirty dollurs a week. Com mencing next' week." Mr. Qulgg placed his glass on the table with elaborate precision. His puffy eyes narrowed. "FItz," said he, "I'm 'going to take a chance. I've watched you twice todaj, and 1 think I've found the man I want. I'm no bad judge of a man, either. Ho produced a fat morocco wallet anil slipped therefrom a treasury nolo which he passed across the table. "There's your first week's salary In ad vance. When you're ready for work I am." FItzhugh glanced at tho bill, and saw It was of u hundred-dollar denom ination. Ho rested both arms on the table and, leaning across, looked his vls-a-vls steadily In the eye. "Would you mind telling tne," he In quired pointedly, "what sort of a game you're playing?" Qulgg chuckled nnd raised a fat, gloved hand in protest. "I beg to be excused until I've seen my attorney. Here, boy I" A waiter came hurrying. "Get mo a taxi, I've twenty minutes to spare. We'll hustle, over to my tailor Tliat's a bum outfit you're wearing." FItzhugh, In accordance with prior arrangement, imported to Ids now em ployer at nine-thirty Wednesday morn inc. Ho had given up his room In Illinois street, nnd had taken an un pretentious upartment In a pretentious hotel farther north. By EDWIN BAIRD Cosrrlffet tr P.O. Brown- C. Ills correct morning attire, fault less, well-tailored, expensive; his Hue ly pointed beard utid inustnche brushed away from his lips In n French fash ion, even the red llower In his button hole, lent to his lixihes an air of dis tinction foreign to Chicago's higgledy piggledy financial district. He was acting perfectly tho ixipuhtr conception of a "gentleman of leisure," and quick, sidelong glances of surreptitious Interest were cast his way by the hur rying clerks and traders, pressing down I.u Salle streottoward tho board of trade, as he entered the building where was the abode of Qulgg uud Pcevy. On n narrow platform before tht blackboard which extended the length of the "customers' room" u phlegmatic youth walked up and down chalking mystical figures, while the telegraph Instrument In u little box at one end chattered Its Interminable tale. In the three rows of chairs, also spanning the room's length, sat men, well dressed and nondescript, the hitter Jot ting In dog-cared memorandum books with stub pencils, the former watch ing the blackboard and conversing earnestly about "market conditions." Messenger boys scuttled to and fro across the floor, clutching ut their caps, slapping their books shut, enter ing and leaving some Inner olllcc whence Issued tho cllckcty-cllck-cllck of a battery of typewriters. And In all this feverish animation, there was something vaguely nrtlllcial too subtle for the ensual onlooker, perhaps, but there nevertheless. As FItzhugh entered, casting a bored glance around the place, he wns met by a uniformed negro, who said : "Mr. Qulgg says tell you please, sub, st.'p Inter his private office at once, sub." Tho preceding night, in Qulgg's rooms In n hotel, FItzhugh had been thoroughly apprised of the nature of his post There had even been "re hearsals." He was therefore not un prepared for what followed his en trance Into Qulgg's sanctum. Mr. Qulgg, lurge nnd prosperous, held a large clgar'ln a large hand, ntid occupied a largo chair before a large desk, near which sat a colorless, com monplace, Inconspicuous man whose weak face was at once inquiring nnd impressionable. Near by a stock ticker unwound Its tnpo Into a wicker waste-basket, und from n partly-open door came the furious clattering of many typewriters. And here, ns In the outer room, there was nn un natural note faint, almost Indistin guishable, but discordant all the same. As FItzhugh entered Qulgg glanced up, then leaned toward the colorless one und said something In a low voice. Not so low, however, but that 'FItz hugh caught some fragments: "Put ttngton . . . Eastern capitalist . . . Worth ten millions if he's worth a nickel." This was Fltzhugh's cue. Instantly his bearing changed. Ills tired air vanished. Ills eye, languidly super cilious a moment before, became cold, arrogant, alert. He was no longer the blaso aristocrat. Ho was now tho hlgh-teiisloncd financier, whose min utes were diamond-studded. He stood nt tho door, a Blight scowl gathering between his brows, his right thumb nnd second linger snapping Impatient ly. Thus until he received his next cue. "Ah, good-morning, Mr. Pnttlngton." Qulgg rose, smiling deferentially, ut.d motloneil to a chair. "Won't you s't down? I shall bo at leisure presently." Fltzhugh's frown grew n little heav. ler, his eye a little harder. "I wno told I could have an Interview with "I Was Told I Could Have an Inter view With You at Once." you at once. My tlmo Is extremely limited. Our transaction must ha consummated this moment, or not Ht all." Actor - and swindler's decoy. (TO BB CONTINUED.) EsK Gave Relief so Writes .Mr. W. Vamltaren. Enclneer, G. It. & X. Itr.. 17 Highland St., Grand Raplrln, Mich. Money of the World. 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The ex-buck wns back nt his old pre war trude, in which the tools consisted of a pocket flashlight nnd black silk handkerchief. Inside the dnrkened bouse; all was silent, save for the henv.7 brenthlng of the man who lay asleep 'on the bed. Tho burglnr gathered up his spoils watch, money nnd a few odds nnd ends of more or less value and turned to ninke his departure. Then, obey ing nn Impulse, he turned the light on the man In the bod nnd let It creep up until It reached the face. "My Gffll I" he gasped. "My old top sergeant I" For n moment he hesitated. Then, forming n sudden resolution, he tip SwmI over to the bureau nnd " ! the alarm for 3 a. ni. Home Sector. Slight Complication. "We must economize on our tnble," said young Mrs. Torkins. "Thnt should be eusy enough." "Yes. Hut jt must be managed with a little discretion so thnt Charley won't spend all his money on lunches downtown." Airy. She Thnt girl's heir He Isn't it awful-She1- To three millions. He Nice. -The Yale Itecord. Instant Postum still sells at the same low price as before the general rise in costs and great is the number of families who now use this table beverage in. place of coffee. Attracted to its use by continued low cost, they found its agreeable coffee like flavor much to their liking. . With no health intent behind their action they discovered better nerves followed the change. All Grocers sell Postum and your trial b invited - "There's a Reason" . Had try POSTUM CEREAL CO, Xn&t BATTLB CRBBX. ICCKJQAN PE-RU-NA Entirely Free from Catarrh of the Stomach "Pcruna has positively done for me vrhnt ninny doctor failed io do. I havo been tlmo nnd again compelled to take to my bed for days. Tho first bottlo of I'oruna pave relief nnd whllo I always keen It In tha house for emerg encies, I consider myself entirely free from catnrrh of the atomach, the trouble from which I suf fered for so lonjf boforo taking this remedy." liquid or Tablet Form Sold Kverywhere Aalc Your Denier HORSES- CODOIIINO? 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Huy "Diamond Dyes" no other kind then perfect results are guarar teed 'even If. you hnve never dyed be fore. Druggist has color card. HIRAM EVIDENTLY A SN0RER Faithful Wife Thought She Recog nized Porcine Lamentations as Made by Her Lord and Master. An amazingly fat couple boarded t. sleeping car Just befflre the train pulled out of the Pennsylvania station In New York, and soon retired, the womnn taking the- lower berth and the man the upper of a section. It wna necessary to enlist the nld of the por ter nnd a couple of friendly passon. gers to enable the man to attain to his lofty couch, hut II wns accom plished nnd tho car presently becuuia quiet. Some time during the night tha train wns held up on s siding, nnd, ns It hnppened, the sleeping car wns stopped right nlongsldo n car loaded with uncomfortnble und loudly protest. Ing hogs, the noise of whose lutnouta tlons ascended to the stars. "Oh, Lord I" the occupant of the low or berth was heard to monn. "Just listen to thnt I ftlram has started t snorln'- nnd I can't get up there ti make him turn over!" Taking Joy Out of Life. "The meatiest man I know Is 9 young fellow who boards with us." "Whut Is tho mutter with him?" "lie Is trying out an Invention keep subscribers from listening whel n- party lino Is being used." During the honeymoon a man smllt Inwnrdly If his wife confesses tha she married him to reform him. ?5 e