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The late Senator Vance used to say
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We Carry a Complete Line orSUple end Fancy
Groceries, also the Latest Patterns in
HAND PAINTED CHINA WARE
It Will Also Pay You to Remember That in Order
to Secure the Best in Canned Goods Obtain
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Farms listed and sold on straight commission
basis at owner's price. Cash buyers for improved
farms and ranches secured through careful, lib
eral and systematic advertising. Any desirable
real estate listed up for cash sale or exchange.
We Want a Contract
On Every Farm That
Is on the Market
In This Territory
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Some o! the best farms in Webster and Franklin
counties listed. Excellent opportunities to get
in right on a good farm. Several for sale on easy
payments and special deals worth the money.
The largest list of local farms to select from.
Several desirable pieces of real estate now listed
for trade or exchange.
DAN GARBER&CO.
REAL ESTATE LOANS AND COLLECTIONS
Red Cloud, Nebraska.
Headquarters In the RED CLOUD CHIEF Office.
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SIMMER TRAVEL HINTS
PadflC COaSt TOUf SI The 855 tour ,s available on special dates com
mencing April 37th; the 800 tour is available every day commencing
June 1st; $15 higher Includes California, Portland and Puget Sound.
There Is no mil journey In the world as educational as a tour of the Coast
Y6ll0WSt0ll6 Pafkl Inquire about the new Cody scoulc way through
the park; complete tickets including hotels and stages. The out look
from Sylvan Pass is one of the world's magnificent views. Are you
Interested in the personally conducted camping tours from Cody'.' A
perfect Summer tour includes Scenic Colorado, Salt Lake and Yellow
stone Park the llocky Mountain circuit tour
SCeillC ColOradO ReSOrtS 8 I,oro ls wonderful recreative nud
health icstorlng region. It offers everything that Switzerland offers and
at a very sninll expense.
Estes Pafki Colorado! 'r,ls ki ra,lt t " f of lohKv iwu
! rapidly becoming Denver's recreation giound. It is one of the most
desirable vacation regions in Colorado.
Consult with us as to special lates available.
If. E. FOE, Ticket Agent.
L. W. WAKE LEY, General Faaaenger Agt.,
Omaha, Mebraaka.
Roosevelt Men Will Please Throw Their Hats
In The Ring and Answer These Questions.
Does Mr. Roosevelt recognize there Is a money trust iu this nation which
controls commerce and holds the mortgage shackled farmer and wago earner
as Us slave?
Has he investigated the cause of the financial panic of 1907, during his
last administration which caused financial lo3s of millions of dollars?
Does he mean the Wall street people or the laboring people shall rule?
Is ho ready to explain the giant steel merger which he permitted in l9o7
and in which the promoter alone received twenty million dollars bonus?
Will he explain soon to the public why thut same promoter is now ono
tho chief promoters of his campaign?
The Omaha promoter of tho Roosevelt eampalgu is insisting on J. E.
Baum and J. W. Towle as the Roosevelt delegates from tho Second Nebraska
district. Baum Is the head of the Uaum Iron and Steel Wholesale company,
and Towle Is shown by the Omaha directory to bo president of a steel bridge
company and of a wholesale iron and steel compauy. Are these selections
dictated by Roosevelt, or by Steel Trust Perkins, or is the Omaha promoter
jut a mind-reader running wild?
ernorshlp of North Carolina was that
In which Judgo Settle ran against him.
They stumped the state In Joint de
bate, AJ1 tho white Democrats turned
out to hear Vnnce, and all the colored
Republicans to hear Settle On ono
occasion, Vance was informed that
somo young ladles desired to testify
their dovotion to tho Democratic party
by kissing tho Democratic candldato
for governor. Nothing loth, Vanco de
scended frpm tho platform and kissed
a dozen or so of tho young beauties,
and then paused long enough to turn
nround townrd his competitor and
shout: "Settle, I'm kissing my girls;
now klBS yourBl" When ho married
tho second time, ho said to his wife on
their wedding-day: "My dear, I'm n
stubborn fellow, and you may nntlci
pato trouble. Now, In tho beginning,
while I am submissive. I want to
givo you ono piece of advice. If you
follow It, wo'Il get on mighty well. It
Is this: Mnko mo do Just as I darned
please." A newspaper man, who was
about Etnrtlng for a rather out-of-the-way
portion of Vnnco's own Btate, was
asking him ono day what kind of ac
commodation ho wns likely to find.
"Thoy'll givo you some of their fried
hog and eggs," tho senator replied.
"That's better than nothing," Bald tho
newspaper man. "I don't know 1
don't know," tho senator answered, In
a dubious tone; "I've tried both."
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PRINTING ONCE IN DISFAVOR
Followers of the Art Have Been
Known to Expiate Their "Crimes"
on the Gallows.
On the lBth of July, 1CC0, Martin
Lhommc, ono of two who were hanged
In tho Placo Maubert by tho decree
of the parliament, suffered because he
had published a writing entitled
"Epistro envoyeo nu tlgre de la
Prance" (A letter directed against the
Tiger of Franco), a satire directed
against tho cardinal of Lorraine, then
all powerful, which had probably been
Imprinted nt Daslo In Switzerland, or
Strasburg, Germany. The culprit, ac
cording to tho historian Do Thou, was
a poor llttlo bookseller, a nntlvo of
Rouen. Whllo ho wnB waiting nt tho
gibbet, Bays Charles YlnsIov Hall In
tho National Magazine, ono of his fol
low countrymen, coming Into Paris on
Business, saw lilm on his way nnd
rocognlzed him. "Then," Bays Regnler
do la Planche, "not knowing why ho
was condemned to death, ho alighted
from his liorso at a neighboring hes
tolry, and, Ecclng tho people very
angry ngalnst tho unfortunate man,
cried to thorn, "Eh, what, my friends,
Is It not enough that ho dies? Leave
mm to the executioner. Would you
like to torment him raoro than his sen
tence demands?' They considered the
Norman's pity misplaced. Ho was
forthwith arrested, Judged and hanged
four days later without any form of
process In tho same fatal Placo Maubert."
THE OLIVER GANG PLOW
Promoters of Spirituality.
Tho old adage In regard to tho way
to a man's heart Is regarded by somo
persons as a libel on masculine hu
manity, but Deacon Sampson of Cran
ston evidently did not regard It In
that light.
Ho went much farther than the
adage, and was willing to express his
opinion at any time when It seemed
best. When tho members of the
Central church were discussing the
best way to Interest the young people
of the town and bring them into
touch with church affairs, Deacon
8ampson spoke his word.
"I believe In meetings," he said
firmly; "nobody believes In 'em more,
and nobody attends 'em more thnn I
do, but along with the meetings I
don't know of anything that promotes
spiritual growth more'n strawberry
socials nnd oyster suppers, each ac
cording to Its season." Youth's Companion.
Meteor's Rings.
In tho entrnnco to the American
MuBeum or Natural History In New
York stands a lnrgo meteor brought to
that city and presented to the museum
by tho Peary Expedition company. To
handle the immense mass of metal
and Btono large Iron hooks and rings
were mado fast nt several places.
"Tho other day," said a museum
guard, "a young New Yorker about
seven yenrB old stood with bis moth
er admiring tho exhibit. The mother
read the description, saying that this
came from another planet and was
hurled through space, finally landing
In tho arctic regions."
"Mamma," 'asked tho little Knicker
bocker, "was that stone hung to the
other planet by those rings?"
Policeman's Novel Excuse.
Policemen on trial at headquarters
are apt at excuses, says the New York
Sun. Former Inspector Williams used
to tell of nn officer who was charged
with having lost his whistle. When
asked to explain ho said. "You Boe, I
went homo last night and put my whis
tlo on tho table. I turned round and,
bless me, ono of my kids was choking
and nearly black In tho face. You Beo
commissioner, he'd swallowed tho
whistle?" "Is he dead?" asked the
sympathetic commissioner, "No, sir,"
was tho reply. "He isn't dead, but
no's got tho whooping cough, nnd now
every tlmo ho coughs tho whistle
blows and tho cop on the post comes
running".
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KITCHEN CABINETS
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Farm Loans
At Lowest Interest, bent option, least
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WldW8 PCRSlOH.
The recent aot of April luth, 1003
gives to all soldiers' widows a pension
912 per month. Fred Mauror, the at
torney, has all necessary blanks.
ALL ORDERS FOR
Monumental Work
to be erected this spring should be placed at
once thus allowing sufficient time to com
plete strictly high class work. : :
Original Designs
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