s itr't m :iti M': S P I m $3.50 RECIPE CURES WEAK KIDNEYS, FREE RELIEVE8 URINARY, AND KIDNEY TROUBLES, BACKACHE, STRAIN INO, SWELLING, ETC. Stops Pain In the Bladder, Ktdnsya and Back. Wouldn't It bo nice within a week or so to begin to Buy goodbye forever to tho ecaiainff, dribbling, straining; or too fre quent passago of urlno; tlio forehead nnd tho back-of-lhe-hcad aches; tho stitches and pains In tho back; tho growing nuts do weakness; spots boforo the eyes; yel low Bkln; Blugglah bowels; swollen eye lids or ankles; leg cramps; unnatural short breath; sleeplessness and tho da epondency? J have a rcclpo for these troubles that you can depend on, nnd If you want to maUo a QUICK IlECOVnUY. you ought to wrlto nnd get n copy of It. Many a doctor would chargo you Ji.co Just for writing this prescription, but I havo It and will bo gliio, t send It to you ontlro ly froo. Just drop mo n lino Ilka this: Dr. A. E. Itoblnson, K-251 Luck Uulldlns, Detroit, Mich., and I will Bend It by ro turn mall In a plain envelope. As you will sco when you get It, thta recipe contains only pure, hnrmlens remedies, but It has great healing and paln-conrjucrlng power. It will quickly show Its power once you uso It, so I think you had bettor see what It Is without delay. I will send you a copy free you can use It and turn vnnr. h self at homo. Tho man who thinks raoro of hla pigs thnn ho does of his wlfo nnd babies Is tho devil's Idea of what a husband nnd father should bo. Thousands of country people know that In time of sudden mishap or accident Uainlins Wizard Oil in the best aubstl tute for the family doctor. That is why it is so often found upon tho shelf. Wan All RlghtT Howard Did you telephone Mrs. Howard that I would bo detained at tho office until midnight? , Offlco Boy Yos, sir. "And what did sho say?" "Said sho didn't blamo you she had mado an engagement to go to tho the ater tonight hersolf." Smnrt Set. Important to mothers Examltio carefully every bottlo of CASTORIA, a safo and sure remedy for Infants and children, and see that It Signature ot(&Sf$gfc In Uso For Ovor JO Years. Tho Kind You Havo Always Bought. VERY DECEIVING. Tho Preacher Wo tried a phono graph choir. Tho Sexton What bucccss? Tho Preacher Fine. Nobody know tho dlfforcnco till a deacon went to tho loft to tako up tho collection. YOUR STOMACH FEELS FINE. Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Sourness, Gas and All Stomach Misery Ended In Fivo Minutes. This harmless preparation will promptly digest anything you oat and ovorcomo a 6lclr, sour, gassy or out-of-order stomach within flvp minutes. If your meals don't fit comfortnbly, or what you cat lies Uko a lump of load In your stomach, or If you havo hoartburn.thatlsa sign of Indigestion. Get from any drug storo hero In town a C0-ccnt caso of Papo's Dlapep sln and tako a doso Just as soon ns you can. Thero will bo no sour ris ings, no bolchlng of undigested food mixed with acid, no stomach gas or heartburn, fullness or henvy fooling In tho stomach, Nausea, Debilitating Headaches, Dizziness or Intostlnal griping. This will all go, nnd, besldos, thuro will bo no sour food left over In tho stomach to poison your breath with nauseous odors. Papo's Dlapopsln is a certain regula tor for out-of-ordor stomachs, and bo sides It takes hold of your food nnd digests It Just tho sumo as If your stomach wasn't thero. Thcso largo C0-cent cases contain moro than sufficient to thoroughly curo any caso of Dyspopsla, Indiges tion or any other stomach disorder. Rcmcmbor, if your stomach feels out or ordor and uncomfortnblo now, you can got relief In five minutes by taking a llttlo Dlapopsln, 8evere Punishment. Bolle And did you mako her eat her own words Boulah Eat em7 I mado her Fletcherlzo 'em. Beautiful Christmas Post Cards Free. Send 2c stamp for five sampled of our very best Clold Embossed Christmas Flow er and Motto Post Carda; bcautjful colon fc( tt F enu loveliest ucsigna. 'in iut uuru vuiu, T." 731 Jackson fit., Topcka, Kan. Tho man who has a good roputa ' tlon' may not bo ablo to realize tho fun ho miEht havo If ho didn't. NEW EMI IN FINANCE ACCURACY AND PUBLICITY PROVES TO BE A POPULAR MOTTO. Prompt Resporr to Bold Movo of President Vail .-Accuracy" Reduc ed Western Union's Surplus $13, 000,000. "Publicity" Restored Con fldcnce and Its Stock Went Up. Aro tho great financiers of tho country beginning to goo a new light? Tlmo was, until recently in fact, whon tho men nt tho head of tho big cor porations "kept their business to themselves," ns far as tho law would allow. Cnpablo men nt the head of tho big concerns, long realized tho weak ness of their position, but what was needed obviously, as In nil great re forms, was an unmistakable occasion and n courageous man. Tho occasion nrose In the purchase of the Western Union Telegraph company by tho American Telephone and Telegraph cotnpauy, tyid tho man appeared n Theodoro N. Vail, President of the purchasing corporation. It was last December when public announcement was mado that the Gould holdings of Western Union had been tnkon over by tho Telephone company. On account or tho high esteem In which tho management of the tele phono company Is so generally hold, great things wero predicted ns n re sult of tho absorption of Western Union. By the press of the country the "deal" was most favorably com mented onr it being widely pointed out that under tho direction of such men as Theodoro N. Vail and his ns foclates, tho telegraph company was bound Boon to work Itself Into a po sition whero It could offer tho public far moro efficient service than It had over before boon able to offer. But n very few months had elapsed when it becamo apparent to tho new management that n modern nnd up-to-dato appraisal of tho company's assets would mako possible a fnr greater degree of eniclency of oper ation. "Here." thev i:nlri n M,m. selves, "we've bought control of this property and wo know It's immensely I "" V I I'llll III 111 I I I I 71 i aiunuie. but wo don't know just t wo don't know just I bow valuable. These appraisals of real estate nnd securities owned were imiuo n long uuio ngo. If we havo, Ti. rradcra ot thu napcmin bo picwUfl iMm a complete Inventory made of pverv t -?1111 U"" " a' imi oiw uinu.r.1 tiimno that m-imci filing ii-n't... . . . "" "' hcij b-, hrvn nbl3 t0 r.iro m n!l , Magrs ni , , w tiling woo got we can nnnounce tho : catwtii. liaii1. raurrn cino is tut only jminua facts to tho nubile start n now not nf fT1" "ovr Kno.1'1 J." Uo ?",u'l tmtrrnlty. Catarrh .. iu ii.u jjiium, si.iri n now set or tidnir a constitutional clw-aj?, rcnulrrs a roustltu- U001I8, and begin our responsibility Jlonal tri-nlnint. Hall Catarrh Curo li taken In rr. ctBmni,i.. -I..I.. .. "a,u,m' . tfrnallj-. net In? illrcctlj- upon tho lilon.1 nnd mucous . u.Uw,.Viuvib iikiii mere. ' Umi.. Im..... ... . r How Inventory Was Taken. Tho most export accountants and appraisers to bo had wero put nt tho task. Their labors lasted over eight months. Their report nnd its publi cation by tho company marks an ep och In finance. It bCRan bv rPcnmnintnUnr- nn n,l. Justment of tho dlfforcnco between i tho nppralned and book vnluos by a , chargo of $3,393,089 agulust sur-1 plus. Book values of securities held were roduccd to market values,""bad unu uouuuui accounts wero "charg ed off," an allowance of 12,000,000 was mado for "ilenronlntlnn." nnntimr of $500,000 for "reserve," and so on. until tho old surplus of $18,807,000 came down to $5,130,000. It required courneo. tho nuiiiiontinn i of this statement to stockholders, say- nig in effect: "The property of your conipnny has been reval ued: tho surplus Isn't nineteen mill ions, as you havo been led to be lieve, but five millions," but It was tho truth, nnd President Vail did not flinch. "Accuracy ana publicity," he declared, was essential. "The stock holder has a right to know. The shares of this company aro scatter ed from one end of tho Union to tho other. This Is moro than a private corporation. It is a great national enterprise. . Tho public Is entitled to tho facts." Tho report was ordered published forthwith. Financiers of tho old school nnd speculators generally' wero aghast. What would happen? Would tho bottom drop out of Western Union when tho shareholders realiz ed that tholr propetry was worth $13,000,000 less than they had sup posed? But the amazing thing happened. Tho stock went up and stayed up. Tho public had respond ed to this remarkablo dlsplny of franknosB nnd confidence; to tho new motto, "Accurncy and Publicity." The full significance of tho action of tho now board is stated concisely by Ilarpor's Weekly In thoso words: "Is this policy of publicity nnd of open-handed dealing 'with sharehold ers nnd public tho forerunner- of n similar movement on tho part of oth er big corporations? Certainly it Is to bo hoped that it is. In tho caso of theso big companies, dependent upon public pntronago nnd doing bus!- IICSS Under Public fr.inolllan enn , thero bo nny question of the right. of tho pcoplo to know? "Thnt light Is being recognized. It Is recognized now in this epochal act on tho part of tho telophono and telegraph Interests. It Is tho dawn of n now era In corporation finance." Timeliness, All measures of reformation aro cf fectlvo In exact proportion to tholr tlmollnoHB; partial decny may bo cut away nnd clennsed; Incipient error corrected; but thero Is a point ut which corruption can no moro be stayed, nor wandering recallod. It has boon tho manner of modern phil anthropy to romnln passive until that precise perlod,-and to leave tho sick to perish, nnd tho foolish to stray, while It spent Itself in frantic exer tions to ralso tho dead, and reform tho dust. Ruskln. THE IMPORTANCE OF HEALTHY KIDNEYS. Weak kidneys fall to rcmovo pol sons from thu blood, and they aro tho CntlKn nf ll.lnknnlin 'III ftfti headaches, urinary KwfL .... .4.1..- uuuuii-h uuu dizzy spells. To insure good health, keep tho kid neys well. Donu's Kid ney Pills rcmovo all kidney Ills. Mrs. E. 12. Dowoy, N'ollgh, Nob., says: "In 1009 I had a dreadful attack of drotiSV. mv face holnr? bo puffed I could hnrdly boo and my feet and hands wero terribly bwoIIco. Doan'8 Kidney Pills wero ndvlsed nnd I began taking them. It required only Bhort uso to restoro my kldncya to n normal condition." Remember tho name Doan's. For salu by all dealers. GO cents n box. Foster-Mllbum Co., Buffalo, N. Y. A Meritorious Act. Mr. Cjnlo Toll me ono-thing you over did for your follow men? Mr. Optlm This morning I kicked a banana peel off a sidewalk. Judge. Ten Beautiful Christmas Cards Free . To quickly Introduce tlin biggest nnd best farm Journal In tlio West, wo tnnlte this Bpnelul so duy bargain offer: Send 19 cents for trial :t months' subscription nnd wo will give you fiv our collection of 10 very flm-at Oold Kmbnsvcd Christ nun post cards. Nolmiska Farm Journal, 31 Untune Miilldlng. Ouialiu. Neb. Some Consolation. Mrs. Grnmorcy-My husband Is anxious to get rid of me. Mrs. Park Don't rry, denr. In that case lie won't hagglo over tho alimony.- -Smart Sot. Sl'OUWS DI.STIi.MPKR Cl'RK will cure iiiiv jiotsihlo eve of DISTEMPER, PINK K K, ami the like among horses of all ngi'", and picveiiN all otheis in the same slnblc from having the disease. Also cures chicken cholcr.i. aul don distemper. Any good diarist, can Mipplv you, or Bend to nifr. flO centi ami $1.00 n bottle. Agents wanted. IVco book. .Spnlin Modicnl Co., Spec. Contagious DiKeaws. G'ohhcii, Ind. As Timo Pass:s. . "Before ou wore married you used to send your wlfo flowers-." "Yes," roplldl Mr. Meelcton. "Now It tnkes a diamond nceklaco to ninko ""1-W I MIIMIl'JIIII lILlilkllll II tlf lllll llll her ns enthusiastic ns sho used to bo over a live-dollar bunch of rosos." $100 Reward, $100. MMiM ci tun Jstcm, thorcby destroi In t ths fntlTlll Itlri'k nf Iftn .ll.nn.n nit. I t.lt...... 1... ...I.H. trcnstli by bulliimi; ui the cointltutlon (ind nMht mj nature In ilol-q Its work, ll.o proiirlrlorn tmro o much faith In ltd curallro pou-cta that they oner One Iliindreit l.oliaM for any cao that II lalU u cure, fieml lor M of teitlmonlali AiliIrrM T. J. C1II:.VI:Y A CO.. Toledo. O. Bold by all I)ruiclst. 75e. like Uall's l'amlly I'lHf for cor.stlratloo. THEIR FATE. U Mrs. Crow William, havo vou over stopped to think what will becomo of us when wo are old? Mr. Crow Oh 1 I supposo wco'll wind up as quail on toast at somo ta bio d'hoto restaurant. MIX THIS FOR RHEUMATISM Easily Prepared and Inexpensive and Really Does the Work, Says Noted Authority. Thousands of men and womon who havo folt tho sting and torturo of that dread dlscaso, Ilhoumntlsm, which Is no respecter of ago, persons, box, color or rank, will bo Interested to know that It Is ono of tho easiest af flictions of tho human body to con quor. Medical sclenco has proven It not a distinct dlsenso In itself, but a symptom caused by Innctlvo kidneys. Ilhoumntlsm Is uric acid In tho blood and other wnsto products of tho sys tem which should bo filtered nnd strained out in tho form of urlno. Tho function of tho kidneys Is to sift thcso poisons and acids out and keep tho blood clean nnd pure. Tho kldnoyn however, aro of spongo-llko substance, tho holes or pores of which will somo times, cither from overwork, cold or cxposuro becomo clogged, nnd falling In tholr function' of eliminating thcso poisons from tho blood, thoy romuin In tho veins, decomposo and Bottling about tho Joints nnd muscles, cause tho untold suffering nnd pain of rhou mntlsra and backache, often producing complications of bladder nnd urinary dlseaBo, and general weakness. Tho following Blmplo prescription la said to relievo tlip worst cases of rheumatism becauso of Its direct ac tion upon tho blood nnd kldnoys, re lieving, too, tho most eovoro formB of bladder and urinary trouhlos: Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-half ounco; Compound Knrgon, ono ounco; Com pound Syrup Snrsnpnrllla, threo ounces. Mix by shaking woll In a bot tlo and tako In teaspoonful doses nftor encli meal nnd nt bedtime. Tho In gredients can bo had from any pro scription pharmacy, and aro absolutely harmless and safe to uso at any tlmo. ' ty,jrf It f3i IV S2L-ii2jmXl emm Costly New York SSHT OMLY $iS,0JO A YEAR CAll THAT .m; CHtAP VOL NEW YORK.-ln the city of New York, where millionaire's seem to tlirlso lllio niiiHhrooiiiH in n eollnr, thero Is being constructed an apart ment house In which a milto of looms will rent for $23,000 it year. Probably Uils irntal Ih tho highest that hits ovor boon asked for mi apartment, ovon fucIi as will bo found In this house, u series of IS rooms nnd bo many baths that one would bo able to use a differ out ono every day in tho week and two on Sunday without doubling on Ills trail. It Is the apotheosis of lux ury; tho Inst word, so far ns tho hu man mind of today can Imagine. In rcniillnlouH uingiitllcence. In other words, tho builders of this house have sot a new pace for spendthrifts in the wny of living. A yearly rental of $IS, 000 Is tlio highest that has ever boforo boon asked for unfurnished housekeep ing apartments In Now York oily. The new apartment Iiouro will have 17 apartments.--one on eneh of the 1" Moors-nnd live duplex apartments In addition. The eloventh nnd twelfth floors will be devoted to apartments which will occupy nil tho floor space, and these will rent for $23,000 u year. The apartments which nhuru u "floor with half of a duplex apartment will rent for $18,001). The nrchitcclB have arranged the unites no that each of theso big floors shall have more nnd larger rooms than BOSTON. Bent and marked with prison palor, .losso H. Pomcroy, serving n life sentence In Charlestown, Mass., has written his own story of his crlmo and his efforts to hotter his con ditions shut away from tho freedom of tho world. Ho Is now fiO years of ago and was convicted or n double murder when ho was only fourteen yenrs or ago. All these years have been spent In solltnry confinement and tho pris oner declnres ho has never felt a touch of human sympathy or kindness nnd no effort has ever been mado to better his condition. "I havo no friends," ho writes. "I cannot get n hearing from tho governor. I havo boon left to my own devices in my coll all thcso years." Pomoroy killed two children, a boy nnd a girl, after treating them with barbaric cruelty. Ho Inveigled other Bmnll children Into Isolated' sections, stripped them of their clothing, tied them to trees or upon board's and then Chicago's Clubs YesTome DOFS HOT HAVE TO PAY OUT M0RC THAfl THEY EARN CHICAGO. In Chicago thero arc what nro called Eleanor clubs, whero girls of nil sorts nnd conditions find homos. Among them nro ofllce clorks of all descriptions, telephono operators, milliners, bookkeepers, de partment storo and other clerks, music and nrt students. Thcso latter nro encouraged to live, a fow at every club, slnco It holps tho clubs nnd tho club girls in general. At theso clubs the weekly board rate pays for two meals, breakfast and din ner. If a girl wIbIicb to tako her lunch with her sho pays flvo cents for threo sandwiches nnd either fruit or cako, for which downtown sho would pay about fifteen cents. There Is tho laundry nlso, which saves money for the girls. For Its uso, with tubs, hot water, irons, Btnrch and, bluing, tho Women Sweep the IT TAKES A I WOMAN TO Mftir tup r E2; -j:: ir ATLANTA, Ga. Atlanta's society leaders and club women put on whlto aprons ono day recently nnd nrmed themselves with brooms to lend n mllltnnt crosado against dirt In tho city's streets nnd back yards. They raised a prodigious dust, and found tho cxporlenco no less Interoslins and no moro strenuous thnn their accus tomed brldgo parties or dances. Incl dontnlly, they Accomplished a real good, for they obtained tho assistance of flvo or six thousand housewives, each of whom agreed In advanco to set apart tho day for a general clean ing of tholr respcctlvo promises. For this ono day tho municipal stroot wr dw I MM mL s Lip "JM i This Murderer 36 4if '-11 ft-Jj (CLUB J T7) jlA- 1 1 - A.WHP I 1 1 imJiri K w H I 4J i in h i b bv je v jV ' L. t I. 1 jbiJP "SV I "" v V ;c VI I i I -I M Living Apartments can be found In a private city dwelling occupying the regulation city lot, nnd tho number of houses In Now York Unit occupy moro than ono lot oven In "Millionaires' Row" do not exceed a fcoio. 'lho four principal rooms of each apartment tho salon, dining room, living room and gallery cover 2,300 square feet, and they nro so ar ranged that they can bo turned Into practically one Immense room for en terlnlnlng. ICach apartmenl will have at least lliroo or four real fireplaces where real logs can bo burned: an In clumiilng plant for tlio disposal of garbage; vacuum cleaning system ex tended to owry room; the latest heat ing, vent Haling and refrigerating ttys. toniH. and bothelectrle and gas ranges. In the basement tin re will he, be sides lho Individual laundries for each apartment, large washing and ironing rooms equipped with laundry machin ery There will be wlno vaults, cold storage rooms and two largo utorago rooms for eneh apartment as well. Two floors below the ground will bo de voted to these and tho power plant which will heat and light tho building. In addition there will be machinery to mnuufaotiire Ice lor use In the kitch ens of apartments. Those who have studied tho condi tions of Manhattan Island, and who have been most emphatic In predicting tinhorn of overcrowding, will take his sumptuous tenement as a real sign, of thai ultimate time when they belluvo only business houses and tho homes of tho rich will be left In Manhattan. Other students of tho city llfo will see In this effort a sign of thnt time often predicted when all city dwellers will live hi cooperative apartments. Years in One Cell beat Iho-.n until they wore unconscious, Hack plus Into their tender flesh nnd slabbed and Jabbed them with knives. When thin boy with tho demon heart wan finally run down' nnd forced to confess ho barely escaped lynching. Only his youth saved him from tho hangman's noose. Pomeroy's letter to tho public in general and to tho governor of Massa chusetts In particular Is u lengthy document. Ho cites many reasons why ho bollovcs ho should not havo beep convicted of murder nnd concludes with an appeal to tho governor. In his plea ho says: "I respectfully suggest that this prisoner may havo Eomo encouragement in doing woll. Ho Is no worso than his neighbors. Kind nrss Is never lost on nnyono, nnd this prisoner hns all his llfo shown him self responsive to kind treatment. Public fcollng against mo Is respons ible for the deeply rooted nnd persist out nowspaper misrepresentation nil thcuo years, and that public fooling was duo to newspaper exaggeration and notoriety in 1871. Of courso it ennnot bo denied thnt tho crlmo was dreadful and thnt public Justlco re quired satisfaction; but tho truth Is, no effort has been mado from that day to this to bettor this prisoner's condition." for Working Girls girls pay llvo cents nn limn-. Tiita .in away with washing in tho rooms nnd may snvo, If tho girl Is clover with shirtwaists, whatever her laundry bill would amount to, minus tho nomlnnl laundry fee to tho house. Thero Is no dormitory system, nl though in n fow Inrgo rooms there mny bo throo or oven four single beds. Most of tho rooms, howover, nro for two, and thero nro n number or slnglo rooms In every club. Maids do tho chamber work and tho general clean lng, for tho houBOworlc thoro Is no cooperation, somo girls must be nt tholr desks or their shops or their counters enrly. Thero is also a sow ing mnchlno In every club for tho free uso of tho girls. In thoso Eleanor clubs tho young women havo much or tho freedom or home, perhaps all that would bo pos slblo in so lnrgo u fnmlly. They havo tho parlors nnd verandas for receiving their friends and, so far as posslblo! the clubs aro ruleless.- Tho household bills are posted everv month in nn.i, club, for, as tho girls' own money pay them, It is only fair Hint lhnv. oi.ntt I m.-u wnvro ami now tlio money goes Streets of Atlanta cleaning nnd sanitary itnni-imm,t turned over hundreds of men nnd its teams and wagons to the officers or tho Federated Women's Clubs. Thcso women, with tho nsslstnnco of nblo lloutenantB, choson from nmong tho belles of tho city, directed n 1 hour campaign, which had for its ob- jcci mo cleaning up of odd little cor tiers nnd out-of-the-way streets which had not always como In ror their Hill shnro or nttention undor tho routlno dispensation or tho forcos. Other officers and mombers of tho federated clubs, brooms In hand, showed by tholr Individual examples' how much could bo accomplished by Individual effort, nnd when tho sun sot It was upon n brighter, cleanor city. So offectlvo waB tho onslaught that In tho first fow hours raoro dirt and trash was enrtod off to tho city dump plies than had ovor been enrried thero within lfi houra boforo. Nebraska Directory KODAKSeaiBHRISTIUS GIFTS i.oo to 8100.00. Send for catalogue LINCOLN PHOTO SUPPLY CO., Lincoln, Neb. Qflfl EC l'lTUr.A, Pny wtien Cured. I I L EJ Au Heclnl DliirnMi r urril wllle . ."ul " "'iridcnl nprrntlon nml Kiiftmiitofil to InHt n llfellinr-. No chloroform nr RPiiPrnl nnirmiirtlcntupit. Kinmlnnllon frrn. OR. E. ft. TAIMY, 223 Uao Uulldlng, Omaha, Neb. TYPEWRITERS JX&. Boldind rmtiMcTiirjtiThrrn. WrltoforbarialnlUu II. V. HWAN80N COMPANY, Inc. Btabllhwl lid. 143 8. lBtliHt., Lincoln LINCOLN COMMISSION CO. ortoKcrts and dealers (1UAIN ANDBTUOKB MAIN OFFICE! Frutrrntlr Dultdinar Lincoln, Netrnika Doll rtionA6l) Atttn I'hnno SOD I-nruest Hotun In lho Wo At Beatrice Creamery Go. i'Ajm the highest price for C R E AM Anyway 13vo never had occasion to marry Adam by asking two or threo times n dny If sho was tho only woman ho over loved. Ono Thing That Will Live Forever, PKTTIT'H ,?YK HALvrc, first box eold in 1807, 100 yearn npo, hhIch liicrcao yearly. All druggmU or Howard Dros.,HufTiilo,N.Y. Discouraging. "George," said her husband's wlfo, "I don't bellovo you havo smoked ono of thoso cignriTl gavo you on your birthday." "That's right, my dear," replied his wlfo's husband. "I'm going to keop them until our Willlo wnnts to leara to Kiuolcu " Triumph of Optimism. "How nro you fcollng today, undo?" nskod tho robust nephow of his aged and feoblo kinsman. "Pretty woll. pretty well!" quavered that lneurablo optimist, "my rhotimntla Is bothering mo n good deal nnd my, crlslpllls la worso thnn It was yester dny, l'vo got n slight hcadaeho and I went down to tho dentist todny and, had all but two of my teoth pulled, but thank heaven thoso two nro op poslto each other!" Tlmo to Think Over Suicide. Ho look paris green to commit sui cide Too big n doso to kill him. Emi nent specialist happened to bo cnllod In, and stnrted to fix him up. "No uso," said purls green performer, "I'll do It anyhow after you havo dono with mo." Doctor got mad. "If that's tho way you feel about It, you fool," ho tjald, "I'll not wnsto my tlmo on you." Paris green performer much aston ished and grlovcd. "Woll," ho said, "give mo 21 hours to think It over." Doctor gavo him 24 hours nnd want nway. At tho ond of tho tlmo parla green po'rformer tolophonod: "l'vo thought It over nnd want to get wollj como and sco mo somo moro." Significance In Names. In nn Illinois town n worlclncmarf having been Informed that n sixth, baby had arrived at his homo, ox clnlmcd: "Sutllclent," nnd his neigh bors, roroning to his having given that r.amo Sulllclent to tho now arrival, credited him with orlglnnllty. Tho lucldont resembles a caso ncaror home, adds tho Now York Tribune A Now York family was blessed with nlno daughtors, when tho storlc brought a tenth ono. It was In tho dayB when tho slang term for an oft told story was a "chestnut." nnd as tho baby certainly camo undor that head sho received tho name, but for euphony's Bako tho Fronch for tho word wan employod, and sho was called Marron. THEY GROW Good Humor and Cheerfulness From Right Food and Drink. Anything that Interferes with good health is npt to keep cheerfulness and good humor In tho background. A Washington lady found thnt lotting coffeo alono mado things bright for her. Sho writes: "Four years ngo I was practically given up by my doctor nnd was not ex pected to llvo long. My norvous sys tem was in n bad condition. "But I was young nnd did not want to dlo bo I began to look nbout for tho causo of my chronic troublo. I used to havo nervous spells which would ox hauBt mo nnd nftor each spoil It would tako mo days beforo I could sit up in a chair; "1 becamo convlnccoVmy troublo wn3 caused by coffeo. I decided to stop It and bpught somo Postum. "Tho first cup, which I mado accord ing to directions, had a soothing of foot on my nerves nnd I liked tho tnsto. For a tlmo I nearly, lived on Postum and ato llttlo food besides. I am today a honlthy woman. "My ramlly and rclatlvos wonder If I nm tho snmo person I was rour years ago, whon I could do no work on ac count or nervousness. Now I nm do ing my own housowork, tako'caro of two babies ono twenty tho other iwn months old. I am bo busy that I hard ly got tlmo to wrlto a lottor, yet I do It all with tho cheerfulness and good humor that comos from enjoying good health. "I toll my frlonds It Is to Postum I owo my llfo today." Kcad "Tho Road to Wollvlllo," la pkgs. "Thoro's a Reason." Ever rruil the 'above letter? A new one appearn from time to time. They re genuine, true, mad full of bunxaa Utercat. 1 '4rtfc9rf.6i'. .rlfiMWB.