The Red Cloud chief. (Red Cloud, Webster Co., Neb.) 1873-1923, July 14, 1910, Image 7

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A BAD THING TO NEGLECT.
Don't neglect tho kidney when you
notice luck of control over tho secro-
Nlons. Passages become too frequent
ir sennty: urlno la discolored nndscdl
ucnt appears. No medlcltio for such
troubles like Donn's
iviunoy nns. iney
quickly remove kid
ney disordors
Mrs. A. E. Fulton,
311 Skldtnoirt St,
Portland, Ore., says:
My limbs swelled
terribly and I wns
bloated over tho
Htomach and had
puffy spots beneath
tho eyes. My kidney
were very unhealthy and tho secre
tions much disordered. Tho dropsical
swellings began to abate after I began
using Doan'B Kidney Pills and soon I
was cured. "
Remember tho name Doan's.
For salo by all dealers. GO rents a
box. Foster-MUburn Co , Hutt'iilo. N. Y.
THE REASON.
Spick Tho doctor has given lfilu up
What's the matter with htm?
Span Impccunloslty I guess.
Foxy Hiram.
"Well, now, If that ain't surprising'"
ejaculated Mrs. Kyotop, as she shaded
her eyes with her hand ' There goes
old Hiram Sklnllint, and rathor than
stop on a poor black ant he picked It
up, and I bet be Is going to tit op it
somewhere out of tin reach of dan
ger." Her husband laughed knowingly.
"Not Hiram Sklnllint. M.indy. He'll
go down to Jod Weatherby's general
store and order a pound of granulated
sugar. Then while .led Is looking an
other way he'll drop the ant among
the grains and tell Jed as long as bis
sugar has ants in it ho ought to sell it
at half price. Llko as not he'll try to
cot Jed to throw in two or tlirno
ratstns and a yeast cake. You don't
know Hiram Sklnfllut."
An Anower In Kind.
"How did tho trouble In tho family
stnrt?"
"The wife, It seems, got tired of her
husband's heavy wit."
"Why didn't sho simply make a
light retort?"
"She did. Sho threw tho lamp at
him."
Artistic Temperament.
"Hamlet scorned to speak with au
thority in his advice to thu players."
"Yes," replied Mr. Stormlngton
Hnrncs. "although bo was rather quiet
and patient. Hut In his other scenes
ho was as nervous and Irascible as a
regular stngu manager."
Caring for the Baby.
Old Lady What n nice boy, to
watch your llttlo brother so care
fully! Nlco Hoy Yes, 'urn. Ho Just swal
lowed a dime and I'm afraid of kid
napers. The Inevitable.
Hriggs I don't think much of 1'n
dorblossom. Ho's u scoundrel. Ho
lies in his teeth.
Griggs Why shouldn't ho? Ills
teeth are false. l.ll'o.
Compound
Interest
comes to life when tho body
feels tho delicious glow of
health, visor and energy.
That Certain Sense
of vigor in the brain and easy
poise of thu nerves comes
when the improper foods are
cut out and ptedinesU'd
take their place.
If it hsyj taken you years
to run down don't expect one
mouthful of this great food
to bring you back (for it is
not a stimulant but a
rebuilder.)
Ten days trial shows such
big results that one sticks
to 'it.
"There's a Reason
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Get the little book, "The
Road to Wellville," in pligs.
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City Items in
Metropolitan News of Interest
to All Readers
Some Woes of Diet
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VMIROV-
NKW YORK Three weeks on a lim
ited diet In nu endeavor to lepalr
the internal damage done by a runa
way appetite couldn't obliterate tho
memory of three-Inch steaks and milk
fed clams and all the while that James
McGownu sat In front of a mirror In
the Memorial hospital at Orange
watching his waistline assuming
Polalre proportions bis mind kept te
verting to menu cards he had met. He
talked constantly in bis sleep, the bur
den of his oratory being "with mush
room 20 cents extra,'' and "dishes
marked X are ready."
Try as he would he could not erase
recollections of t linen when he bad
compelled the cook to beg for meicy.
He read whole reams of nullfat fiction
and did everything possible to dis
courage his appetite, but It wasn't any
use For breaklast, luncheon and din
ner he has been allowed a walnut, a
sprig of lettuce and ten drops of di
luted water. He tried hard to con
vince himself that he was o creating
mid hogged the hospital nut hoi It lot to
cut the menu to one emu so.
Hut bis dreams wen haunted with
sides of beef, acres ol French fried
potatoes and showers of gravy. He
stood It as long as be could, but yes-
Lawyer's Odd Plea
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NKW YORK M Hourko Cochran's
eloquence won the acquittal in the
court of general sessions ot Victor Nel
son, n negro, accused of the murder on
March 28 last of Claude Humphreys,
mother negro. Cockran was assigned
to defend Nelson by Judge Malone.
The jury gave Its verdict at S: 15 p. in.
All Its members requested Mr. Cock
ran to give them a copy of his address
la defense of his client.
"I can scarcely expect you to treat
this negro like a peer. Then treat him
like a dog." said Cockran In his sum
ming up of the ense. "Yes, treat him
like n dog, If you must A dog that
bites wantonly we kill, but a dog that
biles in defense of his own master's
home we piotect. Men have given
their lhes In defense of such a dog.
tSlve my client tho saint shift you
would give such a dog"
Trials of Girl at
ST I.OIIS "Young woman." said
a motherly Individual, holding two
small children in her weary anus,
'will you play "When the Hoses Hlooiu
Again' for me. please'.'"
The music counter joiing woman,
perched on her stool, selected the
piece mentioned among a heap of oth
ers and prepared to "reel" It off.
Tho shabby woman listened atten
tively until the last notes died out.
She ogled the children in the mean
time. 'Thank you very much," Mio said,
and sti oiled slowly off.
' There," grumbled the girl behind
tho music counter, "that Is only one of
the things that we've got to put up
with. There are a bundled otheis.and
ns soon as I can gut in the ribbons' I'm
Ruing to gel out of the music, onco and
tor all. The work Is worth twice as
Cubs' Mascot Tamed
CHICAGO Hruno, u black cub bear
I.ito of Montana, mascot of tho
Cubs baseball team, was tamed a few
days ago.
Hruno escaped fiom his cage home
In tho basement of tho Mo moo club,
Wost Monroo and Green streets, and
ran amuck on tho Wost sldo, creating
a panic among pedestrians and chil
dren, snapping at cats, growling at
chlckons, and attacking stray dogs.
Two baseball "fanH" wore In tho
midst of a hented argument over tho
morits of tho Sox and Cubs when
Hruno, running at full speed and pur
sued by a scoro of club niombors, pe
destrians, pollcomon and children,
rudoly upset tho Sox fan,
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Treatment Victim
teidi morning at piedsely a quarter
of lour o clock, after the last of a regi
ment of saoi) squabs bad mulched
directly under bis nose, each squab
carrying a Julienne potato for a mus
ket be bat up In bed and In clarion
tones demanded that the nurse bring
him two yuids of porterhouse steak,
half a peek of French fried potatoes
and sin h vegetable brick a-bruek as
might be necessary to accompany tho
teak on Its Journey,
"Nothing doing In tho steak Hue,"
said the sleepy inn so "Go back to
bed and I'll ghe you another walnut"
"Int done with walnuts.'' said Mr
McGowun I've eaten so many I'm
beginning to feel like a squirrel. It's
.lames for a little broiled cow and (lx
lugs."
The iiiii'm assured him that It was
against tin rules to allow diet patients
to break training. She left the room
Just then and her patient embraced
the oppm (unity to take himself by tho
hand and make a )lash for freedom
and regular lood.
Policemen Mc.Mauiis and Almond
saw the white robed llguie and sneak
ed up behind it with drawn clubs He
lleviug It to be the ghost of some
misguided commuter, they were get
ting ready to souk It on the bead
when Mr. MeGow.in saw them.
"G ntleinen," he pleaded, "have pity
on nu and get me something to eat"
" hut you need is something to
wear." said .Mc.Mauiis. "What do you
mean by I lightening two honest po
licemen out ol a night's teat with your
night -hlil 1 1 HIV
Sets Negro Free
Mi Coi Kian began bis address to
the Jm b lemiiidiug the jurors that
with one exception they had said
they weie inn piejudieed against a
negio.
"We accepted tblh one man with nn
avowed prejudice," said Mr. Cockran,
"because we believed he was honest In
his avowals that he would bo fair In
any case.
"Hut I am sure that you all fool
a prejudice against a negto. I feel
the same prejudice myself. I onco
stopped in a hotel, where there were
private baths. 1 started to take a
bath and louud that a negro was
using the tub. Do you think that I
bathed In that tub alter ward? I could
not. It was prejudice (hat I could nut
rid noholf of, and 1 do not feel that
such prejudice can be avoided."
The Idling, according to Mr. Cock
i an. was the outgrowth of the social
and economic conditions in this coun
try He said that ills client, while a
high school giaduale, had tried to se
cure decent work In this country, but
had Dually lound himself driven to ac
cept work as a scullion, in tho houso
where Humphreys was Introduced to
him. ,
the Music Counter
much as un other Job In tho store.
People think that you are there to en
tertain tho public instead of to sell
goods. 1 leel tale in snying that fully
(15 per cent, of the people who ask for
a concert do not buy a single ten-cent
song."
Wheieal the music counter girl
whirled on her stool, dashed off a lew
choids on I lie piano and looked around
just In Hum lo catch tho eye of nn
old gentleman who was studying a list
attentively. Hesitatingly, be asked:
' I want to get a list of songs hero
they mo," lie began. Then thero on
sued u long boaieli for them. Tho
songs wen old ones and they weren't
on baud, so the old gentleman asked
It the lad) would play over a dozen or
so In order thai he might "match 'cm"
as near as possible.
Large store managers realize that
the people at ilie average music coun
ter are bus), hard-worked individuals.
There are i-o many things to contend
with aside from the knowledge re
quired of niiihlc lints, and (ho ablllly to
pla) the piano That Is why the sales
man and saleswoman In this depart
ment icruge higher wages than al
most an) other.-, in the whole store.
After Wild Chase
"I'rcit) good team we have, eh?"
asked the Cub Ian of the Sox sup
porter, who was brushing tho dust
fiom his clothes.
"Ob, I don't know."
"Well, that was our mascot. And
tho team Is traveling about as fast as
Hruno, added tho Cub rooter,
"Then the team Is going soino," ad
mitted the Sox. fan as he turned nnd
watched tho bear mascot disappear in
a cloud of dust.
Hruno, closely followed by tho small
army of pursuers, continued to fight
everything that camo his way, until,
bleeding from a dozen llenh wounds,
tho animal fell exhausted at West
Adams ami Morgan streets.
Tho cub was penitent, and showed
no desire to romp and play until ono
of tho club olllclnls had tied a red
ribbon about Its neck. Then Hruno
orlghtened up, but did not try to en
capo again Tho cub was to mako Its
first public appoaranco at tho West
side ball grounds as mascot of tho
Cubs In the afternoon.
SULTAN TO VISIT AMERICA
Chief of Jungle Tribe Coming to
United States to Sell $250,000
Pearls.
WnshlngMin It has been an
nounced I rum the nlparoofed palace
on stilts abuse the mud of Malhiiu that
bis 'pol) guineas highness," HarJI Mo
hammed .lamabul Klrain, "Keeper of
the Key of I lemon," "America's Great
and Good friend," and, Incidentally,
sultan or Sulu, will lslt America.
There's a chance that New York may
bo Interested If the comic opera
ruler docs lead his chorus milium up
out of the weeds and sail over to
sou Amei lea's city of wonders. Klratu
never sees an American but he asks
about New York and announces that
he Intends to go there some day. Kir
mn has piesei'M'd a unique personal-
The Oultan of Sulu.
H.v In hi- reel.Jng Island Jungles Ha
has a tendency to do unexpected
things, as when he wanted to mako
Alice Wonsevelt sultana of Sulu.
The leuson given for Klram's
threatened lslt out Into tho world Is
his desire to superintend personally
the sale of his several casks of pearls
which hlh divers have brought up from
tho blue depths of the Celebes sea,
Thoy are allied at 5250,000.
Tho sultan of Sulu Is a young man,
but ho gives the Impression of know
ing what ho la nbout and Just wltut
ho wants. Ills herd Is rather largo
and well-shnped. Ills skin Is tho color
of old copper that has been polished.
Ills eyes aro woll apart, but ho has a
trick of drooping the lids that makes
him look sleepy and Indifferent. Ho
bus n good, linn Jaw nnd chin, with a
medium-sized straight nose.
To keep him out of mischief, Klram
has been permitted to continue be
lieving himself Immensely powerful.
When America took over the Philip
pines, thero was tin agreement with
the ruler of the Stilus. It was modeled
on the old Spanish treaty and guaran
teed the Moros all the usual rites and
religious freedom. It provided that
the American Hag bo llown over tho
Islands; that America might occupy
any place It choso for mllltnry pur
poses, that America would continue
the Sultan's pay for ruling his peo
ple. SMITHY WOULD BE SENATOR
Breckenridge of Missouri Willing to
Desert the Anvil For a
Toaa.
St T.ouls, Mo. John F. Hrecken
ridge, blacksmith, who Is a candldato
for lnlted States senator from Mis
souri, whoso petition, with tho ie
quired number of signatures, has been
hied with tho secretary of state at
,li ft'erson City, followed in his early
John F. Breckenridge,
llfo the trail of a cowboy. He runs a
horseshoeing cstuhllshmonl at tho
stock yards In South St. Joseph.
Mr. Hreckourldgo visited Kuropo
and every part of tho United States
while with wild west shows as a ropo
and cattlo thrower. As a farrier In
Jenieyvillo, 111., six years ago, Mr.
Hreckenrldgo mado a strong run for
representative as a Socialist and labor
candidate.
A Gentle Hint.
Young Mnn Your twin daughters
Hconi absolutoly Inseparable.
Tho Mothor Oh, I don't know. A
young man with half n million, llko
yourself, ought to make good as a separator.
PETER'S
CONFESSION
Sunday School Lcnon for Joly 17, 1910
Specially Arraticed (or This Papr
Lessors' TI'A'T Muttliew 1 13 2S.
M i-niot fti', M
GOI.IU'N TnXT -Thrni nrt t1i Chilif,
tin Sim of the ll Iiik Onil " Mnttliuw lG.hi,
TIMK Autumn nf H IV
1'liACK Tin plrtiirrHiiue ri'Kluti around
I'm'H.iti-u IMilllppI at (lie linxe of Mount
lliTiiinii Aliotil .'.". iiiIUh nuKlK'iist of (he
Hon of Gallloe.
Suggestion and Practical Thought.
The Disciples Have a New Vision
of Jesus as the Messiah -Vs. 13-17.
"He asked his disciples." after he bad
been praying alone (Luke). As usual,
the groat epoch, the new work, began
in prayer showing lis Importance.
Ills object seems to have been to draw
out the faith of his disciples, and to
reeal to them moie fully his nature
and his redeeming work. "Whom do
men say thai 1 the Sou of man am 7"
14. "Some say . . . John the
Hnptlst" returned lo life. Among these
was Herod (Matt. Ml, 2). "Some,
Kilns" (Greek form of KllJah), who
was tho expected forerunner of tho
Messiah (Mai. 4:5; Matt. 11:11). Or
"Jereinlas." Gicok of Jeremiah, a
representative of the prophets, being
the llrst named In the Jewish canon.
"Or one of the prophets," I. e, "that
one of the old prophets Is risen again"
ll.uke HMD.
15. "Hut whom say ye that 1 am?"
Observe "ye," pliiial, and by position
In the Greek, exceedingly emphatic
1(5 "And Simon Peter." The some
what Impulsive nature of Peter made
possible to him quiet; Insight, new
xislons of truth.
"Thou ait the Christ " The Messiah
foi whom the Jews wi'ie looking, for
whom the ages had been preparing
Th Sou of the living God," such a
me as alone can be the Savior of the
woild No meie man however gteut
an be our Supremo Leader and
Savior.
I" "lllessed are thou" Hecaipu
thou hast opened thy heart to the
truth I'm I III, knowledge of Christ as
thu Son of God, almighty to save and
Infinite In love, a heait in which truth
Iluds a natural soil; a character In
harmony with Jesus; blunder outlooks
Into truth aie all exquisite blessings.
"Simon Har-jona." Simon, son of John.
"For Ilesh and blood hath not ie
vealed It unto thee "
The Now Trust Committed to tho
Disciples Vs. 1S'J0. Although tho
Understanding of the Messiah and his
kingdom was veiy imperfect, yet
Jesus showed them how great was tho
trust committed to them, and how
heavy the responsibilities Inld upon
them. This was a part or their train
ing. It would give them a deep Inter
est In the subject, and lead to a moio
earnest search after the truth.
ID. "1 will give unto thee," as tho
leprcsentatlvo of all. Tho others were
Included, as Peter had nothing In
kind that the rest did not hnvo (Matt.
18: IS; John '.,0:2:n. In Itev. 21:11 the
12 apostles are 12 foundation stones
of tho heavenly city. (Seo also 10ph.
2. 20).
20. "Tell no man." Only those who
knew Jesus as they did, could under
stand. To present Josus as tho Men
slab would lead some to try to mako
him a worldly king according to their
Ideas of the Messiah; and repel thosu
who saw that It was impossible for
Jesus to do what they wanted their
Mfhslah to do.
The New Hevelatlon ns to How tho
Christ, tho Messiah, Must Accomplish
Ills Work. Vs. 21-2H. Jesus now be
gnu to toll bis disciples what ho must
do In order to bo tho Messiah. Ho
must suffer nnd dlo for tho sins of tho
world. Thero Is no other way.
2;t JesL'3 "said unto Peter." Pub
licly before them all. "Get thee bo.
hind mo. Satan." "Satan" means "ad
versary," the great "enemy" of all
good, used In the Savior's tlmo ns a
proper name. "Ho did not call his
apostio Satan, a devil, hut ho looked
lor tho moment through Peter, and
saw behind him his old enemy," who
had presented the same temptation in
tho wilderncsb.
The Cross tho Way to the Crown,
lor tho Dliiclples as for tho Christ
Vs. 24-2(1, "If any man will come aft-
r me, let him deny hlmnelf." Ho
nounce soil' as master and nccept
Christ as master. When the heart ac
cepts Jesus and chouses God, then tho
whole lower nnturo, all passions, alms,
desires, aro to bo subjected not only
to conscience, but to Jesus. "T.iko up
his cross." Dally, not merely on spe
cial occasions. "And follow me," do
what I am doing, live according to my
plan nnd aim.
The Supreme I-'xamplc and Pi oof ot
tho Above Teaching. Vs. 27-28. Tho
life of Jesus had presented to his fol
lowers seemed hard and discouraging.
They may well havo felt as Pliable
did when, on his wnyto tho Celestial
City, persuaded by Christian's pic
lures of Its glories to undertake tho
journey, ho suddenly found himself
plunged Into tho Slough of Despond,
ami exclaimed, "Is this the happiness
you havo told me nil this while of?"
So-Christ seemed In efTect to nay,
Aro you discouraged? Do you hesi
tate to follow mo under such circum
stances? Ixst mo opon tho windows of
tho Future, thnt you may seo how my
teaching is fulfilled In your leador,
now on his way to Buffering nnd death,
but you shall seo him raised from tho
dead, "For tho Son of mnn shall come
In tho glory of his Father with his
nngols," nnd "Thero bo somo stand
ing horo, which shall not tasto of
death, till they aeo tho Son of man,
coming In his kingdom." If wo read
aright thoy did seo It, and ho reudored
"eevry man according to his works."
Controlled Newspapers.
The Atchison (otesays that no ad
vertiser has ever tried to control 'a -d-itoilal
polity, the remnrk being neo.i.
sloned by the i barge of ten made nowa
days, that tho big advertisers direct
the edlloilal policy of newspapers
The expeileiice or the Uluba Is 'ho
experience ot most newspapers Tho
merchant who does a great deal of ad
vertising Is moie inieiosted In the cir
culation department of a novv.qi.ipor
than in the editorial department If a
dally paper goes to the homes of ih
people, and Is read liy them, be Is satis
lied, and It may chaso afier, my theory
or fad, for all he cares. He has troublo-i
of his own, and he t.ni't tiylng to shoul
der those or tho editorial hrethien
There are newspapers com rolled by
people outside of tho edltotlal tenuis,
and a good many of them, mom's Gin'
pit) ; but tho people exercising that
control are not the businessmen who
pay their money for advertising spneo.
The newspapers which am established
for political purposes are often con
trolled by chronic olllceseokers, whoso
first concci n Is their own Intemdtt.
There nro newspapers contiolled by
great corporations, and tho voice of
such newapnpers Is always raised la
protest against any genuine reform
Tho average western newspaper usu
ally Is controlled by Ub owner, and ho
Is supposed to he In duty bound to maku
all sorts of saci-lllccs at all sorts of
times; there aro people who consider
It his duly to Insult bis advertisers,
just to show that ho Is free and Inde
pendent. If ho shows u decent respect
for his patrons, who pay him their
money, and mako It possible Tor him to
carry on tho business, he Is "subsi
dized" or "controlled." The newspaper
owner Is a business man, llko the dry
goods iiiiiii or the grocer. The inor
chnnls aro expected to have considera
tion for their customers, ami thoy nro
not supposed to ho subsidized by tho
man who spends (lvo dollars with
them, but tho publisher Is expected to
demonstrate his courage by showing
that ho Is ungrateful for the patron
age of his friends. II is u funny com
bination when you think It over.
Hmpoita (laze tic.
It Is a Mlstnko
Many havo tho Idea that anything
will sell If adveillsed strong enough.
Thin Is u gieat mistake. True, a.
fow sales might bo made by ad vm Us
ing an absolutely worthless article but
It Is only tho article that Is bought
again and again that pays. An ex
ample of tho big success of a worthy
article Is tho enormous sale that ban
grown up for Cascarots Candy Cathar
tic. This wonderful record Is the result
of great merit successfully made known
through persistent advertising and tho
mouth-to-mouth recommendation given
Cascarots by Its friends uud usurs.
Llko ull great Huccesses, trade pi
rates prey on tho unsuspecting public,
by marketing fnko tablets similar In
appoaranco to Carcnrcts. Caro should
always bo exorcised in purchasing woll
advertlsod goods, especially an article
that has n national salo llko Cascar
ots. Do not allow a substitute to bo
palmed off on you.
Looked Like a Pattern.
"My dear," asks tho thoughtful hus
band, "did you notice a largo sheet
of paper with a lot of diagrams on It
about my desk?"
"You mean that big piece with dots
and curves and diagonals and things
all over It?"
"Yes. It was my map of the path
of llalley'B comet. 1 wanted to "
"My goodness! I thought It was that
pattern I asked you to get, and tho
dressmaker Is cutting out my new
shirtwaist by It!" Chicago lOvenlns
Post.
He Had Been Coserving.
"Why don't you call our invention
Iho 'Hachelor's Hutton?'" I asked my
friend, who was about to put on thu
market a button that a man could at
tach without nuodlo or thread.
"1 fear that the appellation would
Imply too much restrlctivoness," ho
answered. "You see," ho wont on, giv
ing mo one of his knowing smiles, "
expect to do just as much business
willi tiio married men as with tho
bachelors."
A Protection Against the Heat.
"When you begin to think It's it per
sonal matter between you nnd tho sun
to seo which Is tho hotter, buy your
self n glass or n bottle of Coca-Cola.
It Is cooling rellovcs fatlguo and
quenches tho thirst. Wholesome us
tho purest wnter and lots nicer to
drink. At soda fountains uud car
bonated In bottles Co everywhere.
Send 2c stamp for booklet "Tho TruUi
About Coca-Cola" and tho Coca-Coin
Hnseball Record Hook for 1010. Tho
latter contains tho famous poem
'Casey At Tho lint," records, schedule.!
for both leagues, nnd other valuablo
baseball Information compiled by au
thorities. Address Tho Coca-Cola Co.,
Atlanta, Ga. '
Statistics Go Lame.
" 'Pears t' me thar's soinothlu'
wrong with stortlaticks," remaikod tho
oldest inhabitant as bo dropped into
his usual place on the loafers' benoh.
"What's wrong with 'oui?" queried
tho vlllago grocer.
"Wall, ercordlu' tow 'em," continued
the o. 1., "wo ortor hov had n doath In
teown ev'ry six wooks for th' past
tew years."
"1ft thdt so?" said tho grocer.
"Yaas," nnswored tho other, "uii"
by ginger, wo ain't had 'om!"
Kind wordb aro often wasted whom
n bwlft kick would havo boon more of
fecfivo.
Mrn. Window's Boom tin- flruu.
FurehlMrun tuethlni, notions Uhikuiiik, riHiuciMln.
CmumUuu,u U4j. pulu, euru. wlml cullu. iSgabotUo.
Rich relatives have a tnaulu for Uv
log to a ripe old ago,
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