jyrsMpw unferft. . ""-J" y'". " -. '-jUiMV.'-''rr'WTl. 'umitmyxijenn-LiMiiWHxifmMit.; j.iu . .. -.. ,. ,.....,. ,,.i 77 .b f nmwntfKatHmQ&miavtnKiMHiUxsta -- -" . - 1 Tim rr i in i it i i j; av ; arvir. . m ,. THE RED CLOUD CHIEF, FRIDAY, MAY H 1807. 'i h !) u ,P GREEKS GET HUMBLE. MEDIATION ACCEPTED ON POWERS' TERMS. Ureta Will bo KTHCiinliMl nml tho Plan of Antonamy for the Iiilanrt Agreed to Turkey May he rrnvratril From Impos ing Ton Sctcro rcnaltle. London-, May II. Greoce has for inolly consented to abandon Crete, to recognize tlio plan of autonomy for tho Island arranged by the powers nnd has accepted tho offer of mediation of the powers for the settlement of tho com plications with Turkey. Actlvo meas ures havo been taken at Constantinople to stop tho further ndvanco Into Qrecco of Turkish troops. This was olllelally announced In tho IIoum; of Commons to-day by Mr. A. .1. lialfour, first lord of the treasury and government leader. It was generally held to mean that tho war between Qrecco nnd Turkey was virtually at an end and that Greece would bo pro tected from extravagant demands by Turkey as the victor In tho conflict. The offer of mediation of tho pow ers provided that, upon a formal de claration by Greece that sho would re call her troops and agree to such an uutononious regimo for Crate as tho powers in their wisdom should deem best and accept unreservedly tho coun sels of the powers, they would Inter vene In the Interests of peace. Greoce, In her reply, assentod to all of these conditions. MISTAKES OF THE Q KEEKS. London, May 12. Tho Athens cor espondent of the Dally Chronlolo says: "The real and only causo of tho Greek ratrcat to Pharsaln was tho blunder of someone who mistook tho retreat of tho enemy for a forward movement designed to outflank tho "Greeks, and therefore ordered a hasty retreat. Crown Prince Con stantino left Larissa bocauso ho believed tho exaggerated reports of danger to his forces. It is n fact, however, that on tho evening of the retreat Edhem Pasha, despairing of breaking the Greek lines, had ordered his army to retire to Elassona, while the sultan had dispatched a special commissioner to the Greek govern ment The slate of tho Turkish army at tho moment w.is simply pitiful, and terror reiguud at the Yildl?! Kiosk." Tho Daily Mail's correspondent at Volo says: "From tho first day of tho war Crown I'rlnco Constantino, In his capacity as chief censor, blocked all the news which the English corre spondents sent from tho scene of hos tilities They were obliged to adopt a plan of posting all their mes sages to Athens, but even then many of thoso wero not for warded. The minister of wnr issued official reports dally, which were in oorporatcd with the telegrams This explains tho Inaccuracy of tho service in so many cases. Tho crown prince, who understands English perfectly, altered the news so as to mako it fa vorable to himself. For instance, in n telegram to a New York newspapor describing the 'cold' reception given him at Larissa, tho prlnca changed It to 'enthuslastlo' reoption. When the correspondents went to liira In a body and protested vigorously, lie answered evasively. The Greek disaster was due primarily to Constantino himself. Ho destroyed tho morale of tho army by ordering the evacuation of Ivurtsl ovall and tho retreat on Tyrnova and then he ran uway In a shameful flight from Larissa, when tho disgraceful iceno was witnessed of a Greek colo nel shrieking with terror. All cursed Constantino for deserting them, though tbero were other re.isons for tho disas ters which follow oil. such as lack of discipline, the Insufficiency of officers and a general maladministration of the non-combatant brauctica of the ser vice. INSOLVENT FOR YEARS. Qlobo Hunk OClclul Iguoretl the Warn lot of th Mute Auditor. Ciiioaoo, 111., May 13. H E. Gore, ton of ex-State Auditor Gore, told the Senate committee investigating tho Globo bank failure that the bank carried doubtful Idaho and Utah securities In 1803. Auditor Gore notlllcd President Spald ing that tho bank was carrying too much of Altgold's Unity building stocic and that tho bank's o 111 corn hud too many loans, upon which Spalding re plied that ho did not wish to bo an noyed by the state banking depart ment Goro stated that Spalding was again warned in IBM that the bank was be ing persistently mismanaged and that a change should be made. The witness admitted that tho bank's condition in 1S93 was as bud cs directly beforo Its failure, and as his reason for not closing tho concern Haid that a leading Chicn nn hnnknr had advised him to lot thu bank go down rathor than force It to close and thus arouso the people. "Ho told me." said young Mr. Goro, "that if tho public conlldonoe In tho banks was shaken It might start a panid that would practically ruin every bank in Chicago, aud on that advice I did not tako drastic measures." Thirty Coolies Killed. Simla, British India, May 12. A British officer and thirty coolies have, been killed by an avalanche on tho gprlncgarleh road. Miners Advlied to Get Rines. Salt Lake, Utah, May 12.-Bcforo tho Federation of Miners' meeting last night the address of the president wai somewhat sensational, Ho urged that all moinbors see that "ways and means are provided so that every man can be furnished with tho latest rifle." Noted Kama Jolntltt Demi. Wichita, Kan., May 12. John Schroeder of Goddard, probably the most persistent violator cf the prohib itory liquor law in Kansas, died early this morning. Schroeder has cost Sedgwick county over 110100 court costs. SYMPATHETIC SULTAN. Abdul Humid Kent Sorry for Klag Oeorge of tlreec. London, Maj 12. According to tho Exchange Telegraph company, prlvato advices rccoWod in London from Con stantinople declare that tho Sultan has expressed deop sympathy for King George and Hie Greek cabinet, whoso hands, in his opinion, wora forced by revolutionary agents at Athens nnd Alexandria. Tho sultan, according to the so ad vices, declines to claim a war Indem nity, nnd proposes a Turko-Greok treaty upon tho simultaneous evacua tion of Thessnly and Crete, Finally, It is said that thu sultan desires to dual direct with Greece, and not through tho powers. Apart from thu peace negotiations thu principal feature of the Eastern situation Is that Turkey is pressing re inforcements forward and preparing for a rapid advance. Unless the powers succeed in quickly nrranglnga settlement the (.reeks are likely to HUfTcr further disasters. Tho exact disposition of the Greek army is un certain, but, roughly speaking, tho first lino of dufenso extends from Al myios to Doucon, the second follows thu old frontier and the third is drawn at Thermopylae. Fighting Is probable within tho next few days unless the powers Interveno. The Dally Mall's correspondent at IScrlin says it is reported there that tlio king of Grccco has summoned M. Dolyauuls In view of a possible cabinet crisis. Mr. Stevens, tho special correspond ent of tho Dally Mull, with tho Greek forces in Thossaly, declares that tho provinco has been lost through rank cowardice. The correspondent of the Dally Mall at Patras says: "Everything Is rlpo for a serious political crisis or for a revo lution. Tho army is disgusted and the armed peasantry are universally dis contented. The Greek National so ciety could not huve a better oppor tunity." Tho Atlicn" correspondent of tho Standard says that almost the whole population of Thossaly, numbering ;t.",0,00(), has fled to the mountains In thu west Hcfugocs from Volo, Phar salos and the villages around Mount Pclion havo been transported to the islands of Skiathos, Skopclos and Eu boea Forty-llvo thousand refugees from villages along the const ure clam oriu.f for food at Almyros. NO PRESSURE BY HOBART. Tlio VU-r-ITralilftit on the Tariff Hill Will Not Limit Debate. Wasiunoton, May 12. A few He- publican senators havo been quietly discussing during tho past fow days the feasibility of a plan whereby tho debate on tlio tariff bill could bo lim ited by the forcible adoption of an agreement Under tlio ordinary con struction of the rules any resolution of that nnturo is just as dobatablc as tho tariff bill itself, but some of the sena tors had an Idea that they might pos sibly seetiro tlio assistance of tho vice president. They know that he had protnisod, in his inaugural address, to expedite business, and they wero se riously contemplating a plan whereby ho could bring this expedition into practice. Inquiry, however, shows that tho senators havo planned in vain. Tho Vico President will not bo n party to any violent infraction of tho rules. Ho made this statement to-day: "Tho tariff bill will bo passed by tho Senate in orderly procedure. There will bo no attompt, ho far as I am concerned, to break down the customs and pro cedures, of the Senate. I'm frank to say that I do not bellevo tho tariff bill will bo passed us soon as I would Uko it to be, but this will havo no Influence on my action. I hope, after the tariff bill has passed, that there may bo sotno reform." "Havo you any idea how long tho bill will bo beforo the Senate'." "You can tell that as well as I can. It is quite evident now that it will not bo taken up as soon as was antici pated, and the delay has an apparently valid excuse. Thoro will bo consider able debate on the general principles of tho tariff, for ammunition must be supplied for tho fall campaign. There will le mora genoral speech-making, I Imagine, than most people expect be foro tho details of tho bill are taken up." NO SURRENDER TO BELL. Independent Telephone Companies Will Contlnnn to Fight the Monopoly Madison, Wis., May 12. P. L. Spoon er, president of the Standard Tele phone company, one of tho largest in dependent telephone companies in the country, has this to say on the decision of tho United States supremo court in the Berliner patent case: "My infor mation is that thu decision simply ac quits the Hell company and the patent otlleo of fraud and collusion in tho is suance of tho Uorllncr patent The merits of the patents are not involved. Advices from independent exchnnges all over tho country show thorn anx ious to try conclusions with tho Hell company,' Similar patents have ex- f tired In foreign countries, and follow ng the decisions of tho United States supremo court in othor cases the Uor llncr patent will Anally bo doclarcd void. There is no cause for ularm to the users of independent telephones." Stole 810,000 or .More Columiius, Ohio, Mny 12. Tho ex amination of tho books of tho Nation al bank, which is to bo consolidated Juno 10 with tho Fourth National bank, has disclosed that C. II. Damsel, bookkeeper for tho National bank, is a defaulter to an amount between 315, 000 aud 825,000. Doable Chicago Tragedy. CmcAflo, May 11. Freeman 0. Gard ner, a carpenter, shot Ida Miller, alias Ada Drt'.ver, at the Acme hotel in Twenty-second street, and then shot himself, lioth will die. Jealousy was tho cause of tho tragedy. SIMPSON OBSTREPEROUS. Tries to tllnck llouie ttanlne, lint With tils Usual Lack of lucre. Washington, May 12. Tlio Homo yesterday resumed tho transaction of public business, which hud boon sus pended since the Indian appropriation bill was sent to conference three weeks ago. Tlio consideration of the senate amendments to tho sundry civil appro priation bill was entered upon unfor a special ordor providing for a recess ouch day until disposed of, Mr. Simp son of Knnsas pursued his tactic of the last fow weeks, attempting to har ass tho majority with points of no quorum, but without success and thu Democratic lack of harmony on tho subject of party policy was again In evidence. Mr. McMillan and Mr. Wand both criticised the method of procedure pursued by tho majority. The former said it marked the continued decadence of tho rights nnd powers of lndlvldii.il members, and the latter declared that It was an outrage to force legislation through tho House without cons'doru tlon by or Information from iv commit tee appointed to examine it. In the Indian appropriation bill, he said, two or three jobs had boon found. Tho most conflicting statements woro made on thu floor, and mombcrs could not vote Intelligently. Ho said he would continue to oppose anil protest against such procedure. On the question of the adoption of the order, thu Democrats divided, Mr. Ilalley and his followers voting with the ltcpubllcans, aud several of the Democrats, Including Mr. McMillan and Mr. lllnnd, with tho Populists, against tho order. Tlio vote resulted, 111 to IS. The amendment striking out thu paragraph relating to the public build ing ut Topoka was agreed to. Then, with the forest reservation amendment pending, thu House took, a recess until noon to-day. STILL MORE CUBAN TALK. Mr. Morrill Oppose Action Mr. For- nker on tlin AilmliiMtratlon' Policy. Wasiiinoio;, May 12. When the Senate met to-day Mr. Gear of Iowa, chairman of iho Pacific railroad com mittee, said in) would not press his motion to pioceed with the Pacific railroad bill to-day, but would urge It on Thursd.iy. The Morgan Cuban resolution was then taken up, and Mr. Morrill of Vermont spoko in opposition to it He said that the purposo of all the Cuban resolutions, including that of Mr. Morgan, was to wrest from the President the right he alone hitherto hud exercised of recognising the belligerent lights or the independ ence of nations. Congress had no such power and Its cxerclso would bo con trary to all precedents, llelligercnt rights of revoltcrs should not havo rec ognition based merely on sympathy, but nc ju ttlco and law. Mr. Foi-akur of Ohio, speaking In favor of reference of tho resolution to the committee on foreign relations, said that he knew the administration had its policy on this question. Mr. Alliiou asked what tho policy of tlio administration was and Mr. For aker replied that it was to ascertain beyond peradventuro the exact situa tion in Cuba, it had sent its dttl,v au thorized and accredited agent there to investigate the whole condition am report. SPAIN'S SAD PLIGHT. Pacification of Cuba a Fiction of Gen eral Weyler'. Havana, May 12. There is a grim utnior in tho official announcements as to the state of insurrection and tlio outlook which causes a sneer in Ha vana, where food is scarce and sound money senrcor. As thu situation grows worse at every point, the palace ro ports becomo more rose-colored and more at war with tho fauts. For In stance, for a ccntcn, which is worth 55.30 in Spanish gold, ono may get tho equivalent of $11.30 in papor money to day in Havana. It is significant that the paper money of Spain is at a greater discount at this moment, when tlio reforms are said to be at hand, than at any time since tho wnr began. The fact Is, no ono pays any atten tion to General Weyler's proclamations about the peace he says he has brought about, or to his talk about tho iroiden time that Is coming, now that the queen regent has been kind enougli to sign the reforms. These things ure mere sound. Hut the papor monoy Is a grim fact nnd the determination with which all persons refuse to havo it thrust upon them at par has forced even General Weylor to recognize that the money quustion is superior to his decree, aud to abandon his declared In tention of punishing anyone who looked twico at these "ahlnplasters." Chicago Wheat tirade Railed. CnicAao, May U, Chicago board of trado to.day voted 188 to 130 to dis continue the use of No. 2 spring wheat as a contract grade, thus placing this market on nn equal footing with the other big grain centers of the country. This leaves only two contract grades of wheat for futuro dollvery No. I northern spring and No. 2 red winter. Tho effect will bu to give the buyer of future contracts a better quality of wheat Somo members think it will roduce tho volume of speculative trade. The rulo becomes effective October 1. McKliilcy to Take a land. Wasiunoton, May J 1. President McKlnlcy has begun to talro a hand in tho tariff nnd from this time on it is expected tho influence of the adminis tration will bo felt more and moro every day. President McKinley docs not assumo to usurp any of tho consti tutional privileges of Congress. His service at the enpltol taught him that thu members of the national legisla ture invariably resent any direct influ ence f.n the part of tho cxrcutlvo tend ing to shapo legislation Itself. Mr. McKluloy's sole aim is to spur on the members of the Senate to prompt Bet'"" SECRET ABOUT FUHS. A UNIQUE INDUSTRY WHICH PHOMISES LARQG R3TURNS. One Ue for tionc-tliilrcil lllnrtc Iir Story of a Mini Who llrccit Them for Their .Mkliu- Will ttltul Aitnt kahn. H, YES, everybody ndmltes my sleigh robe, nnd they all gay: 'What fluo wolff-klns!' A n d thoy nro fine, In deed, but thny nev er grew on tho body of a wolf," qnotcs the Now York ledger. "I had o:raalon to go some distance back from tho rail road mid Into nn almost unbroken wil derness, during one of my northwest ern trips, and there I ratnn upon a man who him struck a practical trull that will lend him to prqoporlty nnd proba bly wealth. "Ho tried to rcII mo a number of wolf skins to mnkc it sleight obe. When I asked him where lie grew his lohcs he looked pomcwhnt confused, then tried n bit of u bluff, nnd finally, when ho became convinced Hint he could not Impose upon me, ho told me the utory of his business iimlertnldng. "Fl" years ngo ho visited the pounds of various cltlea nnd gathered up all of tho hmg-luilrcd blnck dogs he could find. Then he bought a number of fine-bred Newfoundlands, iilioplicrd dogs nnd spaniels, and Bhlppcd them home, ostensibly to start breeding kennels. "By Judicious breeding and crossing he has greatly Improved the fur quali ties of these tuilninlx, producing a coat Hint Is long, soft, silken nnd very dura blc. Tho climate Is cold nnd the dogs live out of doors, save In tho Rovorcst weather. They nro encouraged to run and tnkc a great deal of nctlve exorcise, arc carefully fed and occasionally groomed, nn operation which they very much onjpy, capering nnd barking with delight whenever tho brushes ami combs arc brought nut. "The puppies and their mothcre nro cared foi In tho most painstaking fash ion. All Bhort-halrcd pups nro put out of the way nnd great attention Is given to preserving for tho breeding ponB nil animals that show improvement in tho ITALIAN PINES; SHOWING On this page we Illustrate tho Italian Pine, It will be noticed thnt tho branches are inserted at. tho top and (rrow out broad and full in such a fash ion that they form a sort of parasol. This Is an arrangement admirably adapted to the land in which they grow, quality, length and thickness of their COtltH. "When they reach a suitable nge they nro fed and handled with an eyo to maklnr, them hardy nnd bringing out thick, long hair. For this purpose they are, at tho approach of cold woathor, left moro and more out of doors aud are taken In only at night when they might suffer from exposure. "Aftor this stayo until the day they are killed they are kept nmr.zled when ever lot loose, in order that they may not fight and thoreby impair tho vnlue of their pelts. "Thuj far only black dogs aro bred, but after these havo reached tho desired stato of perfection the red dogs are to bo taken in hand and brought to tho eamo degree of excellence. This man says that within ten yearn ho will be able to supply a laprobo that will sur pass for beauty anything in that lino ever seen. The demand at present Is frr black skins, and these aro bo fine nnd soft that ho has suggested that eomu of them bo made up into gar ments as an experiment. Later ho In trude trying woolly dogs as a rival to tho fashionable astrukan. "The night I slept nt this farm I had for a bed cover a robe niado from tho kins of six Newfoundland pupplos. It was as soft and pliable as a piece of silk lusb, and tho hair was finer tbnn that ! aRE9aHHPHVr j . jvf WyffpWBBBBP!Piff-i" -r Vlv yi fffifE-LIi EuSn." p i - lrv v-fs-"?!' ?i v'"' ii?i f "7vwf?jSBB3Dlwi HBBrf" z f i j& -.mtVp-H 'rifr' ?a TyS?" 'm! ff5i " tT1 " j----j''y'1-? - MriKii7vf FHKP?ferl'fe3-feT?- -l ..1J K S i-5Sii r WlSfHs lyiifX!-r-Jl f-. aT P?PW5 " fl ?' ririBBi iP-I3im3-. raivp-Ha& tesiTvr-LiW,''WlB' 'Jg--Tfry:-"V' .lU.-StL jr gyr-. W -r'lJlt :--f? lffilii a?Vfo7B J6 ?rfi r wvibf)PCH-Ch aKW-8KtShlHi BBPB fi'--By-g-B IHH-S!il HrlwSPIP-f ?s-ss3HpBHBaBBP' I . of much of tho nstrakan in market. Tim house wan plentifully supplied with rugs mndo from second nnd third rate skins of dogH thnt had not doveloped the desired qualities. Ono notable fea turo of nil tho pelts ho showed mo wna tho nbsenco of odor. There In a won derful difference In dogs In this re spect, nnd only clenn-stnolllng dogs arc kept. All other points being favorable, this ono bant the croature from tho breeding pens." THE COLONEL'S AVERSION. One Thing lie IMdn't Mke -lie Told What It Wai. "If thcith'H anything I dUiltko," re marked Col, Stllwcll, according to the Washington Star, "It's supererogation. Thcuh alio too many people In this world who Insist on telling you la tho most solemn ninnnuh things which any puhson of iiwdlnary Intelligence would readily tako foh granted. I was recently at a city on tho coast, whore I met n young friend of mine. Ho was very courteous. One of tho first things ho did was to ask tno if I would not Uko to go down tho beach n short dlstnnco nnd get acquainted with their life savings arrangements.-" "You went, of co'hc," suggested MnJ. Mott. "No, I told him Hint tlio Journey wns qtilto unnecessary, as I hud a lleslc in my pocket. He icfitscd to join me, and if It hud not been for his oxtromo politeness I should hao sought society elsewhere fo'thwlth. "Tho convuhsntlon went rnthor slow ly. Finally, hnweviih, ho niado nn ef fort nnd entered upon a dlsco'no about the ocean, He dwelt on the majestic waves thnt kept rolling In to tho alio', nnd fciiltl Hint It filled him with awe to gazo across thnt stretch of water Into the Infinity of space." "That was a remarkably Impressive thought." "To bo Biiro. Thnt ohsiillvntioti hnd some reason In' It But hltf next re mark roiiscdi my Indignation. With tho nlr of a man who proposes to as tonish you with cleverness, he proceed ed to Bay that It Was lino to look- ut, but It wiib mighty poor comfort when It camo to n pinch, us It wann't fit to drink. Whnt do you think, sub, of a full grown man'H wasting words to con ntntct n reatenco like Hint?" "Uut," cNpcstulntcd tho mnjor, "ho mennt that It was sally." Tho color.ol glnred nt him. "1'uli-harn ho meant that that ocean was salty end puh-haps ho did not, but UMDRELLA SHAPED TOPS. but would not db at all in far northern lands, whero tho branches In this form would havo to sustain a weight of snow that would often prove unbearable. In Italy its form must often give an agrco ablo relief from the flerco rays of the sun. will you bo kind enough to toll mo, euh, what tho dcuco that 'has to do with the question, suh?" Nails Melteil by Lightning. Somewhat recently, during a thun derstorm nt Klausthnl, In Oermany, a flnah struck a wooden pillar and melt ed two nulls Instantly. From tho mois of tho nulls nnd tho heat required to melt them, Dr. Grottewltz, an olectrl clan, calculated that they could only bo fiiBcd artificially by an electric cur rent of two hundred amperes, at a prcssuro of twenty thousand volts. This amount of energy applied for one sooond 1b equal to fivo hundred horse power, and applied for one-tenth of a second would represent flvo thousajid horse-power. So If wo suppose tho ef fect took placo in the ono-hundrodth of a second, It would represent a force of fifty thousand horsc-powcr. KUelng Can't He Wrong, If kissing woro unlawful lawyers would not allow It; If It woro not hojy ministers would not do It; if It woro not modest, maidens would not Indulge In It; and If It were not plenty poor folks could not get It. All of which lo embodied In an old saying of Scotch dialect origin. PRBED BY BROTHER'S DEATH. An Immigrant Who Was Not Cent Hack. Two Immigrants who havo been de tained on Kills Islnnd ponding tho sail log of the ships that brought thorn hero, when they woro to be deported, huve gained tho freedom of thoso shore,, one through the suicide of hi brother, who had sought his release, and the other throtiKh tho force of a written plea which ho had sent to the commissioner of immigration, says tho Now York Herald, Andraa Kadalcheck la nn Austrian nnd reached this coun try In the stecrago of the steamship Alter. Upon examination It was brought uut thnt ho wna n violator of tho alien contract labor law, and an order wan Issued to doport him, Pond ing Its execution Mlhaly Kodalcheck, his brother, hastened hore from Slog frd, Pa., nnd through n lawyer suc ceeded In obtaining n stay. Mlhaly put up nt tho Landsman hotel over night, nnd wns Instructed by his counsel to nppenr on Ellis Island tho next foro noon. Mr. Gottlieb wiib there on tlmo but hla client wan not. After n long wait the lawyer called up tho hotel by by tolephouo nnd naked that Mlhaly bo nwnkened and Bont to the Islnnd. Tho reply camo back: "Tho man Is dead." Mlhaly hnd been suffocated by gas dur ing the night. Tho hotelkccper said that tho man wns under tho Influonco of liquor when ho retired. Tho police do not bollevo thnt tho gas was turned on accidentally, und think that Mlhaly committed suicide. Andraa wan so much nffected by tho news of his brother's death that CommlBfllonor Sou lier took pity on him, nnd, cutting short tho rehearing, allowed tho mart to land. GliiBcppo Mlntello Is an Ital ian and nrrlvcd hero in tho stcerago of tho steamship Vlctorln recently. Tho ninn is fairly well cdticntcd, but, hav ing no monoy, It was ordered that ho bo sent back and Instructions wero given to placo htm on board tho Boli via, which it put to sea. In tho mean time, Mlntello hnd written his plea und hnd written It so well that Dr. Sou tier was moved to rescind his decision. Tho Bolivia was Just casting off hor lines when n telophono messago from Ellis Islnnd wns received nnd Qulseppa was put ashore. PREPARED FOR EMERGENCIES. Why It I That One UU-jrcle Itliler Car ries Money. For two days Grim has been getting his wheol in shapo for tho warm weath er campaign, sayB tho Detroit Freo Press. "I'm getting pretty well along in years," he said, In discussing tho matter, "nnd wns n llttlo Blow In ac cepting tho blcyclo as something to bo encouraged, but now I como protty near being n crank. I'm fixing this muchlno up us a Jeweler would a watch. I know whore every tool Is and whnt It's for. But there's something else. See this little pocket hero Insldo my blcyclo coat? See how this strong strap of cloth buckles over It, and no tice tho lining of chnmols. That's for money; an omorgency fund that Is nev er to bo disturbed until I como faco to faco with the cmerg&ncy. Now, I'M explain. Last summer I grew ambi tious and made n long run into tho country. I timed myself wrong and started homo a trlflo lato. I was scorching through tho main street of a llttlo town out hero when a big fellow rushed to tho middle of the road, spread his legs like n colossus, throw his arms out and yelled 'Halt!' I halted 'and wns promptly Informed that I owed $2 for riding without a lamp. I tried to explain, but tho big constablo was not there for argumont. Then I took tho ground thnt ho couldn't fine mo und that I at least had tho right to a trial. Yoii'ro tried now,' ho roared, 'an' found guilty. Didn't I ketch you at it? Is there any lantorn hitched to that olo veloclpedo of yours? Yon settlo or go intor th' calerbooso. You can't como 'round hero tollln mo nuthln' 'bout tho ordinances of this hero cor p'ration.' My chief trouble was that I had no money. I had left home with very llttlo, aud there are roadhouses on 'that routo, Aftor a long plea I got the officer to hold my blcyclo for se curity till I could como to Detroit for money. Then I broko for tho station, whore there was a train soon duo. But It camo upon-me Uko a 1,000 volt Bhock that it takes cash to rldo on railroads. I left my flGO watch with the agent beforo I could get a ticket. If such a thing should occur again there will be monoy right hero in this little pocket." ItewanU That Are Rare bat Slaw, "Tho rewards of honesty and un swerving principle aro sometimes alow, but that In the end thoy aro euro, and greater for their slow coming, admits of no question," writes Edward W. Bok in "Problems of Young Men," in tho Ladies' Homo Journal. "Our princi ples aro sometimes severely tested, but this testing Is given us with a purposo. Holding fast to honorable principles Is tho hauls upon which all sure suc cesses are built. Somo have to pass through moro Sre than others, but I firmly believe the the reward in tho end Is tho groat? to thoso. What the world says of a man matters little In 3iich a struggle. It U Osa groat Innor satisfaction which come U a man that counts." Turn About Is Fair I'lay. Mamma (at 7 o'clock in tho evonl&jtf "The llttlo birds havo gono to sleoj In their little nests." Ethel (next morning at 5 o'clock) "Como, mamma, it Is tlmo to get up. All tho llttlo birds are up, and ,tb mamma bird, too." Harper's Baxar. The Ueadlr Quirk ffanch. Mrs. Farmer You say you are a, suf leicr from quick consumption? " . Weary Willie Ye3, lady. Deso five minute handouts is suthln fierce. Truth. ., v 2 'II ;f .i 4 M 1 11.1 1 s f(I 1 t Vf. r hi V A 'J 'l-'i m wiy ofsl; i vy jr.! 1 :M . i-.. 1 ?. . , m: l.f'e t. - . fc H M A& ,V&S. n .i v 'UAt .'r