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About Nebraska herald. (Plattsmouth, N.T. [Neb.]) 1865-1882 | View Entire Issue (June 30, 1881)
TUTT HERA LD-EXTRA! A Yankee woman recently married Chinese laundrynian, and in three days thereafter the "unhappy Celestial ap peared at a barber's shop antl ordered ills pi-tail to be e:it oil", sayinjsy in ex planation, "Too m-'chee Yank.' . v When H'-nlni ki-ed bi- Mnry Jnnf, She inns n htike l ;!i. iM.i-iiir.jr swain: "Now you t..k- iMu-h thm kir.. aiMin. (i on i-t i u( ui' lie raid Thtjot i umli-l the Ftory cine: r'..r one t trtii-rln li"iirM. '. epl mum. While u.i.lit Wi.sh':i!fl t-iit "yinn. yum yum. Wit uii'i H is,l.-,in. TL? Thai-Hal Artis--A younjx pa'.nt. r -as will, an air oJ sincerity, "J h:, t want 10 lira-, cherish" liui.il.dV convietion tiiat 1 p all exeelienees t" K n!i:n-l and Miehal An-.-Io without any of tne.i lef'-ets." "lint,'" snvs one of I'iO an litors. "in th-rt ca-e. "U are i:pi-iior to them both!"' 'Thank-;, old fei!" . says the artist, prcs-iiv his hand w.vu'.y. $CME TREATMENT. "."'77 A ctrirdn cr.re for VervO'J . Ihe Recipe ti4iit my Vrac'ice for 26,Yea end an iilwstratfeUlook ot t'. paces jnviDg uu u n-cTion- forFelf-trentruent. sentfree. AflurefS DH. T. YI1UAKR. 435 L water fcL. fiilwa-'Ue. ba r'5 m o ? fs Q i' , - . La-.-.' r it - f ti - .. .... A ;.-r. I 71 ! ; i . '.' - -V Hct Frasraat ; FefresMng cf Ferfcaes LXCSSC.i..7 U2..CSI3 sna tasnetf. Fries, 3 cte.: Larre Ecltle3, 75 Cir soid by dealers in Prrgf A Perfumery. Signtor of Hl eox A Co., N. T., on every battle. EPAHKEPS 0!!!GER TQN1C The Medicine for Every ramiiy. NEVER lNTOXiCA I to. Marie from Ginger, Euchu. Mandrake. Stinmgta, , and other of the best vegetable remedies known, . r-. - T . I, rr m i.V -iV.llT V nTietl fx ARK ER S VjlMjIi ' J curative po-.vets, & is the grentest Stomach Correct- Th "Ret, T,Tp.rlipAne Yon can Use E forEcstoringHealth& Strength. Itcornmencesto set frfim the firtt do?c, s-srenes .!, .nl- r,rrrr.n sml is warranted to cure oT r ..i n j: r ,), l!nfU. Stomach. Elood, EIlCiL? titi V ...w ' - -Kidneys, l iver. Urinary Organs, all Complaints of - - ri l . Khanmll. k Women, nervousness, i3iccuit."-!j, C tism and Drnnkenness. W ... i . - . . 1 ; C ertrt t and $i sizes atalldruggifts. Every genuine bottle HiscoX & Co., N. Y. Large saving in buying $i size. -'' ua. p.. ij Mic or lmiuriasH ip me Dt9 i uu v . t " V . . . a. . . . hni 'a .m a a highly polished surface over the axlt re dJcing ; friction and lightering ; the draft, it is the cheapest icauj it costs no more than Inferior braBdNand one boiwIUo the WOrK OT TWO OT an; uuic SZHZJ made. Itanswers etniaiiy as weU fr Harvesters, CrTiams Buinriw. etc, etc. as lor N utrotia. It GUARANTEED to contain no Petroleum. Kaie I all l,rKt-;laH dealers. JLS Our l-orM Cyclopedia of Things Worth Knowing raaiiea I rue. MICA MANUFACTURING CO. 31 Michigan Avenue. Chicago. Illinois. , Paltlo Creek, Michigan . Bf .STi ACT i Ui inr. - " - - THr?iI3HEKS. Traction and Plain Engines and Vtorse-Powers. Mot CanirUte Tlwhcrlactce-y Eatabltshec In UevVor;j. ,e48, a r r- roulinurmt rucce tt ' h"'i- " fcrui irunu,;c 3. .... a i our ginU. i ever neen in ta." A.ueri.-D i:.arke. a r.t,ifH.ir f,,.,inl trirurr- aft .i;t.t;'-- r..i.r f t rat .v-.lr.-m to 1 .;oi..e 7,500,000 :i:;;"v Ii. - .'in kucr' V,' i'J. ia li'-rt-i- l a'.vi r. r Fr.rii'-r. i.rnl Thwl:rrmt"ii are pi '-I t t". . r t: -tl Ihlr. , ' T.ir-Iii!lX f. ..' 1 O -( .iiur3 e-" -t t '. A! il-'-ss NICHOLS, iHiPARD & Cf. Bat'" C'oV. ";:c:.;:'.r. PELLS INDORSED BY PHYSICIANS, CLERGYMEN, AND THE AFFLICTED EVERYWHERE. THE GREATEST MEDICAL TRIUMPH OF THE AGE. SYMPTOMS OF A TORPID LIVER. Loss of appetite.Nausetubo wels costive, Pain in theHeacl.with a dull sensation in tEe backart.ainundecjthe shouacTer BlaBe7fullness after eatinK, with a di8in: clination jtoexert iorofbod y or mind, Irritability of temper. Low spirita. Loss ofWemtyilhfeeling of ha vln neg lected some duty, weariness. Dizziness, Fluttering of the Heart, Dotsjbeforejhe ryeirYUpJSkin. ljeadache, Hestleea ness at night, highly colored Urine. IT THESE-W AKKINGS A EE UNHEEDED, SERIOUS DISEASES WILL SOON BE DEVELOPED. TtTTTS PILLS are especially adapted to iu-h cViie dose effects such a change of feelinp: as to astonish the suHerer. Tber Inn-euH- Hie A ppetj te, and c:yie the bMlv "to Xati on Kleti. thus the system is nourV.I." .1. and bv tl, eirXoi. ! Aet Ion on t he ,Ui,l. I'ric-e a-", eentn. MWnrrsy VI. TUTT'S HAIR DYE. Gray ITAiRorWniPKrna '."nv'lt Hi ack by a simile afplu-atuni if tins uyk. 11 hnparts i natural color, ai-w Insl-'11?''?.'?? f-old ty Prnceist!. t sent t y . x.rss ..n reeeii-t r.l f l. Office, 35 Murray St., New York. i M-ri,! 'lleJrit. -HI mHlle": MtKt on pplirlk,.. filiimilEl 4 n f-; a :- ;. r t J :cur,? 3 - - I- ' " . i -- ', -si VI : v i i t . 71 fc- . ;"-.VK .-iNti-ccLi' " Rt xviiat is wanted. Kvervfov writxe hair Is pray or faded has felt the r.ec'd of a Hair Restorer and dressing that is cleanly, arr e.-il ly jx rfii-.ned and harmless. Tar-L'-r'c J I Mr .-,-ii the mwt f;i -tiiiious in TARTLiraC HISGOVERY! . LOST MANHOOD RESTORED. A victim of voiithlnl imrrudfiuce CJ,wus rrt-iua-turc LietaV. Ntrvous IVbUity, Iywt Jlai-Lood. etc, T. j AV.r-e Vnown remcdv. has qjs coven d a simple self enre. which ho will .;n.lKtB to Ids fellow-sufferer, address J. Ii. KlvMU, liatlisim t., X. V. 'naotJipqcI nccitatssnsr Eiccation! J mi ! 11 1 '11 If 'Tf -1TTff f' 81 1 1 El MH O N5W READY. !. ' ,' . J .. ., .- i'r .' -. I i:tSr. Pu;.... . i on. r.. n mm.p lrnnie:il f.ouf of Ii;!'' Value, and is a Positive Itemerty lor all t h ilieat's that cause pains in i ne tower pan the bo.iv for Torpid l.iver Headache dan dice lilzliiess. ;ravel, Malaris. ami all d-!i'-ctiltie of the Kidnevs. l.iver and L'liiiai v organ-. For Fematp lineHew, Monthly M'- tr;iation, aim utirin irej;iiain-v , n ...i equal. It restore" the orjraif that miO.c tlo blood, and hence is the bc.-t Itlood I'ui-iliei-. Itistheoi'lv known remedy that cures 1I1...1 scour-'e. Ilrtelit'N IieH!e. For Diabet, ie Warnrr'H SalV Iliahetes Cure. For Sale bv IlnnrirMs and Dealer at per bottle. j'.arge-t bottle in the market. 1 ry 1:. H. II. WAKNEK & CO.. Kochester, N. Y. xm ninent.- in P'.-v.-;..o- 5t-iiiiio. it e...ii.i";' ;oh ; .,;f.. u'f prr-frnl nt,4 Jnrmrr nm.-'s, alia ! 'not a one nmn" r " o: sc uiea "inachiue.sfo'ae..- are. Itnvoids the defect-, of ot'o -r-. uii.l i-ti.-riscs nnr and nil .(;'.' icotisrert aud c-.tn-enieuce-. It i tarn-. V-iht-runi:i, ,,.,..'-., hanv.otmc, cm mini. inrn.l, nnd -'.-pi'. Wnrrniited anil kcot inrepnir 1'rcef .-.j vrnr. i -.le.arswuli fnlfdcx-rii-iioii s..:it : v . u r;- , ue; t. 1 u jurvly u;o 1ntt. Atrialwiilorovoi.. I:a'i faiil to x'e it lieforcvou b'lv. Masi. j m ti i.ki l.v i J.t Jii.M 1 MAt'HtNK Cb.,l.r;-n. -, M ; .-jtoi.i';: ;At.':t. i;y (itO. 1'. Biarr, l-l end e3 .laciseon St.,t :n.-."if.. l.i. - t ttt'T Vat... f T..v arid fllrls ! t JB . j To-it," "and "ol J 1 ! A NEW I S- -ffifi??- AVENT10!J just patented for them. cr-!---5: for Horae use ! tl. ...;,.,-;f .j riff he illsnfthr human foif; j isr iritu " ilrratiffwnt of thr t j,er, nfr rti'Kj ! li thr stotitnrh a d i',:r,ls.' In .-. ' cfcef i CMre, if in ircr'tr;t f" r-ni'trr thr rnu.ir. Irregu lar itml .ShttiH'xti "'"" of the Iioirels, Hi ul:tr!it ,Sirlii at the Stnmarh,Vain hi Hock n tut I.fiits,tr.,iHiiratethat thr Lit er i ' '", '"' nature rr- 4uirf.i osMi'i'.'-e f t uulite this vryan to th roll- ; i n i itirs. IricK- .J-ti SilttersorecKpecinffv rowi i unlt 1 J"- th I.h purpose. They an mihl in their action ouit rjTertirr a it rure ; "ii- j: rrt stint to the tustraml tahrti nixiiif tilt lth r h ittlrru trnil ufl ill tit. Tn-A-rii iirror.liurr o .1 irrrtioiis, they area s,;e,iml--'' it -'tut ru i-eV.rlJyspepsia. ii:i4-riil l3erHty,II:ilitualCon iipatioM, Diseastd KUlneys, etc., etc. Ami lUfMl Siirilier thru are Hiiprrior to tiny other ine'ticine: rh-nnsiH'j the fy.-t.in titroii'lhly, ami i.i, fnirtiii'l tinr lif axrl ineryy to thein- ri,l. , I. It i a mt-clirine 'f not intoxicating hm-raye. ASH TCB8 CRUCCIST ICR PRICKLY ASH BITTERS, and take no other. TRICS. tl.OO per Bottle. JSEYER BROS, t CO., - SOLE PROPRIETORS, St. Louis and Kansas City. Mo. Fret and Scroll Sawmir, TiirriiniT. p...-.i.i, Jril!iug,OriiidiiiK, l-olisiutig,' ,r .,. -,.,v -;irj-.:.c. 1 rn-e 10 -; y. jtv C rent for 1O0 poites. ft -a f .,'v (Iscril..l v,tt .rl Ii-- 1 I, (: 5 f ivr. 1"'. H,r-.' i ( Uetn !'. ih K Mriil St- I.uults M