THE HE RALD
TTIT AND HUMOR.
- It is one of the most difficult ,feats
imaginable for a bee to bold its stung.
A professional beauty, though two
words, is really oue silly belle.
A clock pendulum is bound to keep
timo if it has to swing for it.
The person who attempts to handle
an electric eel generally imagines that
. he has found a warm meal.
Girls, don't throw your cast-off
shoes in the alleyways, foralley gaiters
are dangerous.
Is a short fat man, whose namo is
Tripp, necessarily a "round trip?" If
so, let him be so ticketed.
Little things are often important.
What would a40-cent cigar amount
to if you had no match?
He said her hair was dyed, and when
she indignantly exclaimed, Tis false!
ho said he presumed so.
One sealskin sacque is very good in
a house where girls are all ot nearly
one size.
A well-known M.C. recently began
a speech with the assertion that "he
could not keep silent without saying a
few words."
Can it properly bo said of a young
man who devotes his time compli
menting the ladies, that ho is engaged
in she praising?
There is a difference between light
ning rods and enlightening rods. One
takes the mischief out of the clouds,
and the other out of the bad boys.
"The evil's of men's wives lives after
them, while the good which they do
is seldom spoken of with safety to a
step-niothcr."
"Lost or strade from the scriber a
sheep all over white. One leg was
black and half his body. All persons
shall retcivc live dollars to bring him.
He was a she goat."
An Irishman, who was drinking
the health of a bishop, gave as his
toast: "May your rivirince live to
cat the old hen that crows over your
gravel"
Supposing, Charley, you were at a
masquerade ball, would you dance
with an unknown lady, if she request
ed it? Said Charley, "If she is masked
and I am asked why shouldn't 1?"
A poetess sings : "Tho' I were dead,
my heart would beat for thee." This
Avould certainly be a "dead beat," and
it strikes us the poetess assumes too
much poetic license.
"Molly," 6aid au American Home
Ruler, "if ye ivcr take it into your head
to poison me, d'ye moiud, be sure ye
give it to inc in a glass of the raaloiild
stuff. I would like to die nate and
comfortable-like."
In a little village near Leeds, Eng.,
mav be seen the following: "A D.iy
bkool kept at l'laiso. Terms 2
pens and three pens per week for re.ul
fng and knitting and righting and sow
ing." "Mamma," remarked Freddie to his
mother, as he came home from school
one day,"I wish I was a postage stamp"
"Why so, Freddie?" inquired his moth
er. "Because its first licking is sure
to be its last."
"trrcen street!" called out the con
ductor. "Green's treat, eh?" ejaculated
an inebriated individual in the corner
of the car; "all right, (hie) just's lievc
drink off. Green (hie) 's any other
man."
Professor What is monarchy?
Freshman A people governed by a
king. Professor Who would reign
-if the king should die? Freshman
The quopu. Professor And if the
queen should die? Freshman Tho
jack.
A Jit tie Woodstock (Connecticut)
misa had long desired a sister for a
playmate, and having been taught to
ask God for everything, site asked Him
for a sister, telling her mother she
would do the praying if she would
make the clothes. After praying sev
eral nights, and getting a little impa
tient that her request was not granted,
she said one night, "O Lord, send ino
a little sister right away. If you
haven't got a white one, send ino a
black one." This same little girl was
corrected by her mother the other
day for being naughty, "Well, I can't
help it," she said; when you prayed
for me why didn't you pray for a bet
ter child?"
Decision liescrved, bnt Foreshadowed.
"Jedge," said "one of the boys,"
walking into Judge Moses' ofllcc this
afternoon, "I've got a question that I
can't wait to send on to the supreme
court of Maine furau nuswetyiud 1 wish
you'd turn yourself loose on it. Which
is the highest, a sequence flush begin
ning with the ace and ruuniu' up to a
five-spot, or one startin' with the king
an' runiiin down queen, jack, ten-spot,
and nine-spot?"
"I'll take it under advisement," said
his honor, thoughtfully ; "but if you
get a chance to bet on the hand with
the ace you can call on me for money."
Virginia City (Nev.) Chronicle.
Tho Rural Members iu Boston.
One rural member of the general
court, at least "cut" the annual sermon
Wednesday, and he took the occasion
to pay a visit to his cousins at Mount
Pleasant.
"Tickets sir?" said the polite High
land conductor, as the member handed
him a quarter iu payment for his ride.
"Hey?"
"Tickets?" repeated the man in
gray.
The member looks confused, and the
conductor repeats his question "Tick
ets?" "Tickets what to?" asks the law
maker. The knight of the punch then ex
plains the ticket system to the passen
ger, when the latter signifies his inten
tion of paying but a single fare and
receives his change, the conductor
withdrawing to his platform.
"Gosh," says the rural member to a
fellow passenger, "I didn't know but
what these ere railroads gave us repre
sentatives tickets to a theater or some
thing. I had hcarii there was a big
competition atwecn these ere hoss-railroads
and thought p'raps that fellyr
was goin'ter give me a ticket, so's ter
kinder buy my influence. Thunder,
. they've picked up tho wrong man,
though when they try to bribe me.
Tell mo when we come to Mt. Pleas
ant, will yer? I haintmuch acquaint
ed about here." And the passengers
smoothed out their faces and resumed
their papers.
In consequence of the frequent dis
covery of excavations and fissures in a
number of houses in Odessa, causing
damage to the gai and water pipes, it
ia believed that the city is undermined
and threatened with serious danger.
A commission has consequently bet u
formed to conduct investigations un
derneath the town.
The judges of the Iowa Supreme
Court are accused of charging mileage
while they ride on the railroads a3
deadheads.
Ml
A PHYSICIAN'S TESTIMONY.
20 Year a Physlolan. 12 Years a Suf
V ferer. Tried Regular Remedies.
' Triad Patent Medicines. Per-( .
' manently cured by ,
SAilFGRD'S RADICAL GUnEs
MESSRS. "WEEKS A roTTXT?. Bin ? I katra.
practised medicine lor thirty year, and aave
been a sufferer mjielf for twelve years with Ca
tarrh in the oaV pK',fjnct anfl Jaryux. I
bay tucd ererytiilrir In the materia tn&Hca with
oat any permanent relief. until ft nally T wa Induced
to try a patent medicine (sometblnjr that vre ai!o-
Sathiata ara Tory loth to 1). I tr!-d ruid
ly.re others until I got hold ofyr.or. I f llowsd
tba direction to tba letter, and m nanny to aa
fear had a permanent rnre. Vnr lSAmCAL
CCTBS 1 certainly a nappe combination for the
are of that mmi UBpleas&h and, dangerous of
euaaaeea.
Tonrs, rrsp-rtfetty,
1. Vf. QUA V, M. D-
Of Dr.D.W. Oray Son, PhT8lela- mad
DrtjRgUts, Jilu.eaUue, Iowa.
llFaOATOrm, Iowa, March 27. lOT.
'' Tba Tain of tale remedy most not be overlooked
la the eare of tboee
SYMPATHETIC DISEASES,
Affection, of the Tre, Ear. Throat. Lnnjre aa
Bronchial Tube which In innycei acc-mpa-
severe caae af Catarrh. 1 be Inflamed and f:v
aaed condition of tlx mucous membrane l t r
eauae of all tbeae tronblis: and mull the aysteii
baa been brought piperly un-. -r V e lnfl ier.-. r.
tba RADICAL Ct'V.K. perfect freedom trow Uta
Cannot be reasonably exnrcled.
It la but three year alnco SA?!TOT!rVS ItADT
CAL CtJRK wae placed before the wubUr-. u in
that abort time It cat found its war from Mai.e to
California, and U everywhere acknuwledK'J
drugg-lsts and physicians to be ths n.c'. successful
preparation for the thorough treat:nit of Catarrh
Tr compounded. Tba fact will be deemed of.
more Importance when it i conpled with the etate-meet-that
within flre yr.- ycr aso tilSeraot
remedies for Catarrh bare been placed on sale, and
to-day, with one or two exceptions, th- ir baraes
Cannot be recalled by the beat-li: formed drujfirlat.
.advertising- may succeed In fo'cinif a few sale,
but, unless the remedy possess ti-di.ubted specific
medical propertlc.lt ij absolutely certain to fail
into merited oL'Scur.ty.
2eta paeksraof SAVFORD'S TJ.ZtUW CURB
Contains Dr. fcanford's Improved J lhslinj Tube,
with fall directions for Its Be i.t a 1 esses. I'rica
f 1.00. Bold by all wholesale and rtj il Irurrtsts and
dealers throua-hotit the United tlf-t a.i't Canada.
WEEKS A I'OTTEK. General Aga:s and Whole
sale Drug gists. Doston, Mr.M.
IS SIMPLY WONDERFUL.
KuroBTox. jrnrx..)
April 10, 1S77. J
T eom'der Coluks' VoltaTO
rxnTiB the best plaster Ierr
aw, aad am recoaLa.ccdlsjT
ttim to all.
C. McMobbow.
Hr5. Itr, I
April 18, 1877. 1
It has done my boy mora good
than all other medicines, lie
. Sow roes to school, for the first
time In three years.
i.iZA Jim Drrnsux
Ejcxa.IMm,
April 3. 1377. J
X111c the one 1 got well. Ther
re the best platters, no doubt,
la the world. . L. ilcGiu
Asn Cr.OTi, Mo,
March 21. 13H. t
Accept try thanks for the
food derlred from the twoCou
mi' ri.asTBS sent me some
time ago. fV. C. iiooa.
COLLINS1 VOLTAIC PLASTER
for local pnjna. lameness, soreness, weakness.
Bnmbness, and inflammation of tho luci- lircr,
kidneys, spleen, bowels, bladder, hert.and rana
elas, la equal to an army of doctors and acres ot
plants and shrubs.
Trl co ,JJ rtoo r: t g
cold by all Wnolenale and IJetail Tirccrht
throughout the United States and Cacadu. and by
WEEKS A FOTTEK. Proprietors, Boston. If sis.
Millions of Mothers cxpiess Ihcir dr
lisbt over Castori. It is nature's remod
for jassimilating -the food. Unlike Cas
tor Oil, it is pleasant to take, anil
uclike Morphine Syrupa, it ia barruleas.
Caatoria regulates the Bowels,lo. troys
Worms, Cures
Sour Curd and Cl'ic.
nd allays Feveriahness. "What siras
health to the Child, promotes rost for
the Mother. Children Cry for Fitch-er's-Castoria.
It is the most reliable.
eCootive and popular article dispensed by
DruggisU.
Since Iloalinff remedies bare been used hy
SUFFERING MAN
has there been known each absolute Pain
relieving agents as the
QeNTATJR JjIKIMENTS.
They soothe, heal,nd core. They
HEAL Cuts, Wounds. Galls, Old-Sores, ErC
ken-breasts and Sore Nipples;
CUKE Pain ia the tack, Rhcumatiain. Scia
tiea. Lumbago, Neuralgia, Ear-Ache,
Tetter. Pimples. Itch. Salt Rheum, and
all Flesh, Bono end JMusclo ailments of
Animals :
SUBDUE Inflammation and Swellings:
BELIEVE Iioils, Fclons.Ulccrs.Soro Throat,
Bronchitis, Croup and Quinsy ;
EXTRACT Pain from Burn?, Scalds, Stings,
Frost-bites, Sprains and Bruises.
The experience of centuries has made the
cErmuR
"Liniments, the most speedy and efieotire
eurative agents for
MAN and BEAST
tho world has ever known. The Centaur
hare relieved more hed-ritldcu Crip
ples healed more frightful wounds,
and saved more valaable animals than
all other liniments, ointments, oils, extracts,
plasters and so-called "pain killers" and
"skin cures" combined.
Physicians and Veterinary Surgeons en
dorse the Centaur Liaixuc.ts ; millions
of men, women and children in all countries
use them, and Housekeepers, Farmers,
Planters. Travelers. Liverymen, Tceniter
and Stock-growers, are their p itroii?. T'ucj
are clean, they are handy, they are ctcn.,
and they are reliable. ILere is no ache,
pain, or sta-elling which they wi!l r.ot alle
viate, subdue, or cure. Sold ihroupbout
THE HABITABLE GLOBE
for 50 ets. and Sl.OO a botilc. Trial
bottle?, 25 cts.
ROBERT DONNELLY'S
AND
BLACKMITII
SHOP,
Wagon, Buggy, Machine and Plow re
pairing, and general jobbing
I am now prepared to do all kinds of repairing
mi iii hiiu outer inaciunery, aa mere
is a good lathe In my shop.
PETER HAD EN,
The old Reliable Wagon Maker
has taken charge of the -wagon shop.
He is well known as a
KO. 1 WOEKMAN.
"Vew TVasong and Ilussjle made to
uruer.
SATISFACTIOX GUARANTKKD.
Shop on Klxthstreet opposite Streight's Stable
BSCOLLIBS'M
VOLTASO PLASTER
B1UCK1 BRICK!
If you want any
Fire or Ornamental Brick,
Call on
J. T. A. HOOVER,
LOUISVILLE, - - NEBRASKA
GE0HGE EDGEItTON.
Wines, Liqou r s
- ' AND
OIO-ARS:
Main Street, opposite the Court House.
This place is Ju3t opened, new, good goods of
all kinds. We want to keep a good houne and
please our customers.
REMEMBER THIS.
Oly.
J. F. BAUMEISTER
Furnishes Fresh, Pure Milk,
DELIVERED DA1I..Y.
Snfi-lal calls attended to. and Fresh Milk
from same cow furuished when wanted.-
41y
WH HABDWARE STOEE.
J. S. DUKE
Has Just opened an entire new stock of hard
ware, ou
2w.ar jsjt -Turns sarwuB3sE:ar
Next door west of Chapman & Smith's Druj
store.
A Full Line of
SHELF HARDWARE,
SHOVELS, RAKES. SPADES and
ALL GARDEN TOOLS.
NAILS, NAILS, NAILS, by the Kec,
or Pound-.
ROPE, POWDER. SHOT,' GRIND
STONES,
WHEEL-BARROWS.
A Full Line of VTf .KK V.
Special Rates tc Guilders and Con
tractors.
AU Koods sold as lov s they possibly can be
aud live. . 4iv
MIKE SCHNELLBACHER,
U0KSE SHOEING,
" AND
WAGON KEPAIItING
All kinds of
FA KM IMPLEMENTS
mended
Neatly & Promplp.
: u :
Horse, Mule& OxShoeiii?.
In short, we'll shoe anything that liar
four feet, from a. Zebra to a Giraffe.
Come and see us.
ISTJDW SZETOIP
n l i th S' bet'A-een Main aid Vine Stn;ots.
usi across u corner from t'ae nkw IIKKAI .
offick. my'
TAKE TUG
NO CHANGING OARS
-) FKOM (-
OMAHA, COUNCIL BLUFFS, NEBRASKA CITY
or PLATTSMOUTH to
CHICAGO,
Where direct connections are niadewith
Through-Sleeping Car Lines
TO-
NEW YORK. BOSTON, PHILADELPHIA,
BALTIMORE. WASHINGTON. ,
AND ALL EASTERN CITIES.
T7ze S7xo-rt Ltixe
Via PEORIA for
IXDIANAPOLIS. LOUISVILLE. CIXCIK
NA.TI, and all poinUlin the
SOUTHEAST-
THE BEST LIXE FOB
ST. LOUIS,
Where Direct Connections are made in the
UNION DEPOT with Through Sleeping Car
Lines for oil points lsUL 1 JI,
The Shortest, Speediest and most Comfortable
via HANNIBAL to
Ft. SCOTT, DEXISCX, DALLAS, IIOUSTOX
A USTIX, SAX A XTOXIO, OALVESTOX,
an all points in
TEXAS,
Pullman lG-Whoel Palace Sleeping Cars.
C. B. & Q. Palace Drawing-Room Cars,
With Morton's ftfclinins Chairs. NoExtra
Charge for SeatJin Keelining ('hairs.
The famous C..SB. & Q. Palace DiiiiiigJCars.
Fast Time, Steel Kail Track and Superior
Equipment combined with their Great Throuoh
Car Arrangement, makes this, above all others,
the favorite Route.toltho
KAST, SOUTH OK2SOUTII-EAST.
TRY IT, and youjwill find TRAVELING a Lux
uryliustcad of a Discomfort. .
All information about! Rates of Fare, Sleep
ing Car Accommodations, and Time Tables,
will be cheerfully given by applying to
James R. Wood,
General'Passenger g't, Chicago.
C.W. S3IITM.
Trattic Manager.
HOTEL. CITY HOTEL
PLATTSMOCTn, NEB.
First class Lodging Rooms.
First Class Boarding.
Good Sample Rooms
Every tbing and every comfort .
A Good Hotel caiiFurnisli
Also. Good Wines, Good Beer, Good Liquors.
Good Lemonade, Good Cigars,
Kept at the Citj Hotel.
Hly
FRED. GOOS, Proprietor.
SIGN, CARRIAGE and ORNA
MENTAL PAINTER,
A. ASHLEY.
Sh'p over the Brick Block
next to II Boeck's.
PLATTSMOUTH. ... - NEB
41y. .
jd$fctT
fc- z ft
Slip
i
James Pettee
DEALEU IN
Musical Instruments,
Sole Appointing Agent for
The I'll rivalled Mason &. HaiuIIn
CABINET ORGANS.
Alco State Agent for the Henry F Miller and
W. C. Eiiifrfon Co. I'ianos.
SAMPLE IXSTllUMKATS
at office. Sixth, one door south of Main St,
PLATTSMOUTH, NEB.
ItliiMic Scliolars
Will do well to examine our
New Mason & Hamlin
OEG-AiillUSTBTJCTOB
NEW BRICK YARD.
. I am going to
this spring aud want to
MAKE THEM CHEAP,
that people can build
BRICK nOUSES IXSTEAD OF FRAME.
I shall contract and
Build BRICK Houses,
the coining ye at aud would like those
Intending to Build to
givtf mi a call before looking elsewhere
JERKY HAllTMAX. ..
At my place ou W.t-hinton Avenue or at V.
S. White"-- Store oi: Main Street, Plattsmoiitlt,
Nebraska. 45ni3
N ew Firm !
J0MS & AOXEW,
at the
Brick Livery Stable
PLATTSMOUTH,
NEBRASKA.
The old Bonner stables, in riattmouth. are
now leased by Jones & Agnew, and they have
on n.ma .e'.v ana hand-'oine uccommoaaiious
in t,it! shape of
HOUSES, CARRIAGES, BUGGIES,
and
SA DOLE HORSES.
We aro prepared to keep HORSES
FOR SALE s TRADE!
And will
Train and Break Colts
t On lteasonab'm Terms.
V .
ALSO UKME.HDEn,
That with plenty of room (that every one
knows we have) in ourstabie, we can get Farm
era' Ftockand wagons, loads of hay, ice, under
cover, wnere tney win Keep ury.
Thankinsr all the old natrons for their liberal!
ty.we solicit their trade for the future, satisfied
that we can accommodate them better and do
better by them than ever before.
501y JONES & AGNEW.
WILLIAM HEROLD,
dealer In
DltY GOODS,
CLOTHS.
BLANKETS.
FLANNELS,
FURNISHING GOOD3
:o:-
GROCERIES OF ALL KINDS.
Largo stock of
BOOTS and SHOES
to bo
CLOSED OUT AT COST
:o: -
Notions, Queensware,
and In fact everything you cau call for in
the lino of
General Merchandise.
CASH PAID FOR HIDE'S AND FURS.
All kinds of country oroduce taken in ex
change for goods.
v. j iicu.-i
si
lii.t i .1 ..- I 1" i aliy II-:ao.ly for
A-fl0
-!i
S -Lnvigora tor;
Las been usedj
ID v Dracticfi!
l by the public,?
K.""" "ur more 35 years,5
"i5 "with unprecedented results. J
I-'-' SEND FOR CIRCULAR.
I . TT, 2nA, UnU Milif KIW TOXlitCITY
am ii:(Xi.:T w i :x tell tov its sepftatios
MtVUWMltUmMVi
C aimrtioa.,1 M &M
jTBiii d li a ft a i
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WHO IS UNACQUAINTED WITH THE
SEE BY EXAMINING
CHICAGO, ROCK ISLAND & PACIFIC R. R.
IS THE GREAT CONNECTING LINK BETWEEN THE EAST & THE WEST!
Its main line runs from Chicago to Council
Blutfs. pasMhiK through Joliet, Ottawa, La Sulle,
Geneseo. Holine, liek Island. Davenport. West
Liberty. Iowa City.MareuKO. Brooklyn, Urinnell,
Iea Moines (the capital of Iowa), Stuart. Atlan
tic, and Aroca ; with branches from Bureau
Junction to Peoria : Wilton Junction to Musca
tine, Washington, ! airfield, Eldon, Belknup,
C'entreville. Princeton. 'iYeiiton. Gallatin. Cume
ron, Lieavenworth, Atchison, and Kansas City;
Washington to Sicurcey, Oskaluosa, and Knox
ville; Keokuk to Furniingtou, Bonaparte, llen
tonsport. Independent, Eldon, Ottumwa. Eddy
ville.UskulooBa, Pel la, Monroe, and Ixs Moines;
Newton to Monroe; Des Moines to Indiunoluund
W intertet: Atlantic to Lewis undAuduuon; and
Avoca to Harlan. Thia is positiyely tho only
Kailrond, which owns, and operates a through
line from Chicago into the SUite of Kansas.
Through Express Passencer Trains, with Pull
man Palace Curs attached, are run each way daily
between CnicAGO and Peoria. Kansas City,
COL'NCIl. ULITFrS, liEAVINWORTII and ATCHI
SON'. Through cars are also run hetweeu Milwau
kee and Kansas City, via the "Milwaukee aud
liocklslnnd fchort Line."
The "Groat Kock Island" Is macnldcently
equipped. Its road bed is simply perfect, and its.
track is laid with steel rails.
What will please you most will be the pleasure
Of enjoying your meals, while passing over the
beautiful prairies of Illinois and iowa. in one of
our maenhicent Dining Cars that accompany all
Through Express Trains. You Ret an entire
meal, as eooa as is served lu any first-class hotel,
loraeventy-tlve cents.
Appreciating the fact that a majority or ije
people prefer separate apartments lor different
purposes (and the immense passenger business
of this line warranting- it), wo are pleased to an
nounce that this Company runs I'ullinan l'alace
Sleeping Cars for Bleeping purposes, and Palace
PTJI.I.MAIV TrA. I.A C E CAKH are run
frTVt If. RLTTFFA. KASAN CI XV.
Tlcketa via this Ilne, known aa the "Great Kock. Island lEoate," are Mid by
all Ticket Afitf In the I lted States and Canada.
for laforaatloa not obtaiaanle at your borne ticket office, addresa.
JL. KIMBALL. JS. ST. .TOHN,
Oen'l buperlfltcndcuU , Gen'l Tkt. and Paag'gr Atrt
Chicago, IU.
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PROF. HARRIS' RADICAL CURE
103 SPESTIATTOEE(EA,
THE
"SEMINAL PASTILLE"
A Valuable Disc-orer
a:i4 Krwlpartureiii htt4
iral Science, m eitttrelj
Nw and ociUTfy-frt "K
ive B tincd j iwr I he pted
and permanent Cure ol
Seminal Xmiseions A
Impetoncy by the only
true way, ti: Direct
Aoolioastien to th orin-
eipal Scat of tba liaeaae, acting hy Aoaorption. aril axrr
tii.R it vprcifie iufluence uu Seminal veilei KJac-ulit-ory
Xucta, rovtrato Otaadaud tTreUira. ThMM
tlli Itemeiiylt attaiul-! with do pain or iaconrenieavc,
it ia quickly ditvd aud toon aborhed, producing aa
lm medio to tootlUiiff and restorative rfftrt upouthtiex
ual iid Hervoua oraitixationi "wrecked lrm seit'-abu a
and tznMrs, atoppiNC the drain trem the lyiUm, rvator
lngLhe mind to hrltn and sound m emery, roHorinc
the Dimucos of 8ieht, Kerroun Dobility, Cod fusion
or Ida as. Aversion to Society, io.to.aad the apar
aiiee of premsturo old ago ucuallv ncconipanyiB this
trmib'.e, and rettoriaje perfect Sexual Vigor, where it hat
been dermant "turyear. Tuts mod of trtatBaent has stood
tit test In Tery severe e-w, aud is now a pronounced
success. Drag are two much prescribed in these troubles,
and, at many eau bar witaess to, with but litt'e it any
pennon-mt Kood. 'tt? is no Nocsense about tliis K repara
tion. Practical observalinn enables us to povitirely rusrtn
tee that it will rive aatisflsetion. Xurimg the eiylvt
years that it has seen ia ft-weral se, we have thousands
ot testimo-nials ar to its value, ard il is bow oouce-d-d
by the Medical ProfSMn to bo tho most rational
meaus yet discovered t reach ing and eurinjc this very prev.
alcnt troubla. tiat is well know n to bo the cause ot uutoid
misery to so many, aud upon w hem quuks prey with
theiru-ele-s nostrums and biff fee a. The Remedy is put up
in a neat b-tx, enoti-(!i to last a iviAnt h. and scot in a plain
wrspner by mail scaled for 3, Two boxes, (sunlvi-pnt to
tifct t a p-?ruianet cure unless in severe oases) $5 Three
boxrs fasting threa raU months, w iil stt ni issiopf. snd
rcs'ore vipor, in the wont mm. 7. Full DIHECTIOS8
for ntinir will toMwipaiiy SACK KOX.
' i-tend icr a DaTiptive rampnirt giTlnf Anarnmicai
IIlutration.whlch wU4 convince tha most aeruticAl n
that ther ca he rcsfnreil to pfricet manhood, anU n
fitted forth itutie 0f lite, lima a. it nerer ftfft-cted. jp
Sent Sealed for Uxnp to any otto. 8j!d OJY by the'
HARRIS REMEDY CO. MF'G.CKEMISTa
Marketnd8lh.SU. ST. LOU'S, MO.
BOOKSSslel.LLION
A larre. -new and com Dlete GoJds to
! "wVedloct- containinx, wltn many
I others, the loliowinjjf chapters t A
coTiipoteut Womanhood, ticieetioti ol
AVife. Evidences ot Virginity. Tern-
ierameiiu, eoinpat.ble aud incompati
I k.e, Sterility iu women, cause and
U c liltru, tKV iu Dnarsruviii auibb v uwaDAMua.
A '1 -rice to wires, Prostitution, its raues. Celeb cy and
Va'riinuvv eoiapmrrd, Con'ujral duties. Conception, Con
:. me:t, Ivove and Courtuip. 1 n't pediments to Marriage,
iu i.iiiie and ft'm-s'e. Science cc KeprvHtuetioxi, Single life
r-ntim-rvtl. Lav of Miuribr, law of Oivoroa, Lejtal rights
cf inar-Ked vuvAt n, etc., includnK Diseases peculiar to
Women, tSir eau we and treaimcnL A book for private
m -i coii;d ratereadi!!. ot 320 pavs, -with full i'laxa iva
fcr-Viii2-, bv mailt scai-d f r 60 ceitU-
Th3 Private Medicnl Artviser,"
on B-TphiiiavOonorrbCM. Giert, stricture, VarieoewIeV
ac, a so vu rpormattorhoia, Sexual iJobllity-, andlm
j ateacy, f-oni Sit-abuse said xCxcvsmb, eaasing; Seminal
Vmissins, Nt rvoustMi, AvctMOn to Society, Confusion ot
Ideas, rhviccl decay, Ui'iKiessof t ipht, IetectiveMemoryi
Iun ot rexoai loir.-rf etc. makiii-r xna,rriaKe iiuprop
or v-ihanny, prin treatment, and a fr-at maay
Valujauie receipts for the cure of all private dIoii aaub
l-M, ovor tQ n.atrs, 4K) CCMts.
"reledic. Acfyic-'
a lecture on V&cUood suid Woniailiomi, 1? eertxst or
ail tUr--e in ne nioc.y btrund vmIucm, 01. They cental a
CJ0 ,'- and orr loo lllustraUcns, embracing every
thin' on tho ccneraii-va system that is worth kiov;nj(, and
mut-h that is iot puhlishd in any other work. Ths com
bievd volume is posi tivriy thi best Populsr Medical Book
published, ajid i-fiosedissntisflsd mfter (ettiaf; It can have
their money -reft in did. The Anthpr is aa eipeneneed
1'ttr-iirion of maiajr years ptarti.-o, fas is wall known, ) and
tite' ndvico r:vuv and Kclcs ibr treerment laid down, will
be fr-iund cf t-'-t value to those sutScrinf from impurities
crthe syni, csrriy errors, lost vigor, or any o the numer
rui trAublve eemicf under tke bead of 'PriTSUo or
" Chronic 'seascs. Setatfn single volume, or complete
In ( lie, for rVic iu Stamps, sn-rer or Currewsy. (CoutuU
tettioa oon"&oiitUJ and letters aro promptly and traukiy
sncweredw-.thout char.) Adftrcur Uf. OUttS' UMp'Srr-
cary, 12 M. Dih St., ftt-Lotu, lit. (2stobUshodl&7-)
i For sale fay Newi Uealora. Aoc.nl I S wanted .
(PR. PITTS br-vites mil persons snfhrrTnif frmn "V
Rl FT! ELK to sexd him th.ir r-ams aad ad.irrse, H
and herhy as-nires them that t -y wi t kvh 3
aooiws'.ir, to inmix ad raoi tac 2f ot a Trnoa.'
Private Hospital, XUS
S. Clark at..Cbicae,
IKCTT'Sree-tv.all
I'rivate.Cbrenio and
Penult Dinssss
Cen-Mltanaa free.
Iutiea aad Oeacle
mn, sead oos dolkw
for aannDles of beet
riibtr reeds, aad
valuable tDSsrma-Uon
hv xprees. fteUo
blo K-snaie pi.U, &
per baa. Privsts
boats smd a arse fer
latles daiing eea-fineutfet-
A aew werk. price &O
eenu be mail. Wtm -rie
ef Nature. PnTet.
oloc er MftrrUc. Or
lane mt eeneratioa.
tlaaee Youth and
Uanbaed: a wealta f
choice aa4 laluable ia
formaUoa. 9t tatareat
to ooih aaaea. Kathioc
Saaaiee I. feed taat,
aad rcAaaoienu Inter
aaatioa a e e e r before
pnblUhed. No family
ahould he withMt it.
C9
LU
C9
CD
Addrvae. Dr. A. U.
I". JOJ Chirk St.
.-j wnnpnTiiiKBabUt
lately aad apeedily eared. I
leaa. Ne publicity. ead atama
Ibr tuU partica'an. Dr CarlUg,
SOt S. cSwk St, Ciucafe, UU-
tM k till tlMJWAt. t-jaTlH.l
CEOCRAPHY OF THIS COUNTRY, WILL
THIS MAP, THAT THE
Vintiiq ( ir for entitle purposes only, oneotner
great feature of our Palnce Cars is a BMOKlNtJ
SAJ.CK)N where you can cujoy your "Havana1
at all hours of the day.
MuumUcent Iron Uridees span the Mississippi
and Missouri rivers at all points crossed by tills
line, and transfers aro avoided at Council Bluffs,
Kansas City, Ijeavenworth. and Atchison, con
nections being made in Union Depots.
THE PRINCIPAL 11. It. CONNECTIONS OK
THIS GltEAT THROUGH L1SB ARB A3
FOLLOWS:
At Chicago, with all diverging lines for tba
East and outh.
At KNCLtwooD. with the L. S. & M. and
Ft. W . AC It. Hds.
At Wasuinuton II eights, with P., C. & St.
L. 11. R.
At I.A SAM.E. with IU. Cent. It. R.
At 1'kiki A. with P. I". A J.; P. D. E.: I. B. &
W-: III. Mid.: and T. P. A W. ltds.
At Kock Island, with "Milwaukee & Rock
Island t-liort Line." aud Rock lai d & Peo. Itda.
At Davknpout. with the Davenport Division
C. M. A St. P. It. K.
At WisTl.lliEBTT, with theB.. C.R. & N.R.B. .
At Ghinnkll. with Central Iowa R. R.
At Dks Moines, with 1). M. A K. D. R. R.
At Cof.vcii. BLurFS. with Union Pacific R. R.
At Omaha, with B. A Ho. R. R. R. in Neb.)
AtCoi.uMBrs JtrNCTION.withB..C. R. A N. It R.
At Ottcmwa, with Central l'jwa H. K. ; W
St. U & Pac, and C. B. Q. R. Rds.
At Keokl-k. with Tol.. Peo. & War.; Wab.. St.'
Louis A Pac. and St. L . Keo. A N.-W. It- Kds.
At Cameron, with II. St. J. R. R.
At Atchison, with Atch., Topeka Santa Fe;
Atch. & Neb. and Cen. Br. U. P. R. Rda.
At l.EAvr.NwouTU, with Kan. Pac, and Kan.
Cent. R. Rds.
At Kansas City, with all lines for the West
and Southwest.
throatrh to PEORIA. DES MOIXE8,
ATl'HIMIX. and LEAVEX WORTH
O. F. JOHNSON,
DEALER IN
Drugsi
TV7 nrJiir
9 ltlCUlUlUCDf
AND
TFdXe&
All Paper Trimmed Free of
Charge.
ALSO DEALER IN
Stationery, Magazines,
AND
Latest Publications.
Prescriptions Carefully Coiupoandetl
by an i.xpericnci Druirsist.
REMEMBEU THE TLaCE.
Gth JST. 2 DOORS SOUTH OF MAIN
PLATTSMOUTH. NEB.
NEW FIRM.
ZSrZETVsT GOO DS ! I
JISO. I50IVS & SOX,
BAKERS AND CONFECTIONERS.
At O. Guthman's old store.
A FULL LINE OF
NEWLAND FRSSII.
BREAD STUFFS,
of every description.
Choice and Fancy Candies
and all kinds of
Canned Goods.
CIGARS AND TOBACCOS,
of the best brands.
CHRISTMAS TOYS, dC, &C
in endless quantities.
Fresh Bread Daily.
Don't fail to Call.
S81y J. BONS & SON. I'rop s.
SAGE BROTHERS,
Dealers in
ST O "VIES ,
ETC., ETC., ETC.
Oue Door East of the Post-Ofllco, I'lattsnioutb,
A""tailtna.
-: O :-
Practical Workers iu
SHEET IRON, ZINC, TIN. BRA-
ZIERY,&c.,&c.
Large assortment of Hard ana Soft
Pumps, Gass Tipes and Fittings.
COAL STOVES,
Wood and Coal Stoves for
HEATING OR COOKING,
Always ou liana.
2vry variety of Tin, Sheet Iron, and Zinc
n ora, arpt III Diuta.
MAKING AND REPAIRING,
Done on Short "Notice.
3TKVERYTHIXQ WARRANTED !
pricem Lotv noxvx.
SAGE BOS.
Excelsior Barber Shop.
J. O. BOONE,
One door west of SolomonlttiXathan's Storu.
HAIE-CUTTIITG,
SHAVING AND S H A M P O O 1 N Q
Especial attention given to
CUTTING CHILDREN'S AND LA- j
I)IJS UAlli.
f ALL AND SEE BOONE, GENTS,
And get a boon In a
PAPER.
HACK ACHE IS AT
Benson's Capcinc
ITIS TUB 0.LY KNOWN REMEDY THAT Vi:Vi:it FAILS.
Over 2000 Druggists have signed a
are in every way superior to the ordinary slow-acting Porous Plasters used
for this purpose.
SEABLKV A JOII.V.SO.V, Pharmaceutical Chemist, X. Y. IUIC:K 25 CTH.
ECHGLSVSHEPARD l CO. Battle CreelfficlL
, r A Xataali.h ORICINAL AND ONLY CENUINE
JZQ? u a3- HWJl U H H ?! t III ' H U -il B
iV'--S"Jv-eiy.r
' ? .1 f!f I :;t.T PT"II i.'RI.T! WOndtrtutl nmU, nitx l than or.r half th usual Kmr an l It.
Mti; I A M I.K, :;; . I 1 ION, aui liTUAW.KIKMNU M'KA M-EiMilNKS with pH:ial Utuiur r,r.
-. t'riiitr, Ttt Kti-nnv, aud lWaatT catircty unkuwn im oth.-r i,iakfi. Strim rower 4ulht"i ana ; J'owrr
''';; tcist" t- aur oiiri of Heimratara, from a to 12 hor-jowc r ; ako t nt.fl lui proved Uuuiitl llorx-'o i
1 -irw f lropcrfrni ami Cttttlanoaa Itaalnc tT b-u". withoat fthange f Dame, loctkun. u ntttit,
furuiaea a tr-f.tf aiiaram-.- frr uicrtor foola autl tiouoraniw UtaUug.
" f ilTIrt W I Tnc OB'tfrru' njew and wiularltT af
'''.J 1 tUii I oiir ViaTia Machinery baa drirea thr
. to tai wall ; hence rariuu makers are now titr-n -i-
t build aiitl paUa oG iiiferior and mof;rl linlta;i.u.
BE MOT DECEIVED
V -meh CTprrlmenta! and worth lei machtnerr. If tai Km
t all. rt tl M-UUI1ML" mJ iko EM lNK
C'rror rull nartlr-oltipw eau on oar dnWi. or write
io m for llltt-itraU-4 Circalaxa, wtika we mail free. Addrent
vrnTrnra errr'niTiTk . n ... n . ... .
on r.ra-pjj a iU., oaiut creeKi mien.
HamLL
" THE KAEYILLE STOCK FARM,"
AT
AM.IO.V, BOONE COUNTY, Nlill.,
J". ID. "VISTZDOZERJIfcT, Proper.
ESSEX SWINE.
V linvo nnir a vprv lioii lot rf nifrs. of all aires and from six lll!nrt lnirmf nf Innt ? w
cau thus nuite pigs forLrfCiliii. and warrant
IKICE OF
One to two months old $15 each, or ?i5 per nr :
Five " seven " " S.'! " " .V5 -
lBKff AMIS SMOSS
31 A1TUF
IB. "
I! If g Mi l';,
g. H Sj S3 tei'.W
I i is II a w$ -r
I ME 3 w fW
co I I nil i I
t s Ul 1;
K s 2 IO I! -il i
Sherwood Keeps the Biggest Line of Boots & Shoos
In Cass County. 2tly
waai una
617 St. Charles Street. SU Lonia.Mo.
a t.miii..f..lii.ir.rtd atedirat Cil'ee. hae been lonffeT
mxajed in the apeeial tnatmrni of all VrD?real. Sexual
and Chronic i.eifcaiie. than .n other Fhyii lao ini.
Louia. city D per .how.and ailoij n-aiocHU know.
R.mio or Kur.tura. !1 Urinary D:ae)asa Ana
Syphilitic or Jklei curlal A ff actions of the Throat
Bkln or Bones, are ttraied with unparalleled .uooee.,
latcit aelMil.nc priaciplrs. Safely. rieately.
Spermatorrhea, boxual IXtility and I m po
tency, ai the reeult of belf-Abuee in youth, kxu.1 -ceeae.
in luaturer year., or other eauara, and tthlrh produc.
eonieot the following effect.: nervousm-ae. aeniinal emit
.ions, eebility, dimness of .ifEliU defective memory, pimple,
on the face, physical decay, avcrion to eocirty it fcnialea,
eootu.ioa of Idcae, )o of acaual powtr. etc., rendering
marriaeo improper or unnrppy. are permane fitly
cured. Conaultaliou at office, or by mail free, and invited,
When it ia incuneerkiit to iit the city lor trratmrut,
Dedieiues can be arnt br mail or exnrri. every where, tur
abteeaaee guaranteed, where doubt ex i.trft is frankly stated
tjernia, f t5ts. 2 C::cp3 ti Tiz t.
pSSIs. I GUBDE.
..esauccloib and piU Mndinic. enied fcr 60c.
In ivvat&t7 er rurrearT. Over flftv wondcrftil Dn nirtum.
trnelo hfr; erliciee on the f'liwf! u,--tt whumajr
jrtarry, who not, whY. WanHfK-U. W,n nrnnxl, Pliyairal
oeeaj. vt no imouki nutrry ; c w .:ir atto nnyitrM wiay
we iiMireeied. The fhy utfT : ! irMluctMn, and many
more. Thoe nsmftl or ru:' jt.atttiK marrtatte anoula
read it. then krpl unti-r k a kfjr. I'opular erf: two,
aame aa a bo re, but parnr r.vr. '. pngra. rtm. tr mail.
in menfT or iH.'tir,r. t 'r--p-w- t--mi t
(n Afitfrii'i.
FRESGR
il i it.rxi
CM (aWi aM Veaf eaT ISN W aE7r". -f V' T"
for the peeriy cure of ymial Trkn. !t Mio'4.
f ltlas. Avcraton U KiK-irie. I -("- -t !ti.. . r-
BAST'S n.D.NO SAW MACHINE
-3a- The BEST TUU U O u .
ur.ii naw n .im loe. la auy
I I" poaition. Thousand, ta
a R I U . n th. work..
Send for Circular, aad
rricea.
:NTS WANTED.
Atia reus .U. C.
t. Louis, Ale
QCE HERE! S5 ia EOOSS fef SS ci.
T.". 10 .uakle o.t ijI"- SeereU ( Kl .. r-.
T t7. ni.i., i kuhbrr ii. Peuil : It aae Caret.
i-e.T .i .hreu ... f.per ; I I that f.a.y Foem.
aad Ch.aefe Secret lor lnemt Itaem. tif swney aeiiiini -
cr, , Au sut for Fifty Cent. Ma.i ukea. AdJreai.
H &af',l'3 .1 1 1? uW W
9 S
O.VC'C Cl'Ki:i) I.V
Porous Plasters.
paper stating that Physicians sag they
Threshing Machinery aad Portabl
and Traction Engines.
TfTK STDAlil ot eicclleno throughout Grain-
MTCI!LEt9 tor Orln.flTlng, Tliuo ft Ut, Perfect
CVmnluic. t:ttnit a-nd Thorvuyh Work.
IM OUrAUABU In VuaUty ef VmrM, Permction
f l'AJ-1, Thurugh M orknuuullip, 1,'ityuHi Muih Klitl
MAICVKI.OUH Ibr vastly $vpfiar w.ik In '1 I U of
Cfnio.Mi! umvrallp knows a the uly fu.-ct lul lurUcr
im Vlax. Tinmlhr. CIuvm ki.i1 Kit alIi,.. Kn..
eflrr'
, '
eveiy pig pure Kst'x. or no s:ilo.
ESSEN. II;S.
two to three mont'is oM $20 ea
Voung Sows bred t io to fG;.
each, or $35 per pr;
ACTORY.
t;QY FAMILY SOAP MAKER:
03 PER CENT. PURE.
(Patented.)
FINELY POWDE1ZED.
mcni.T rm fitted.
Tiio .trori!ret and parrot ty mulo. TO
maUe i-oiiiiO-n f tho l Bt l'urf uuicd llitrd Soap
lit liiiuula vifhriitt boilinff
'i l-p t-t wnli r-anftrncr ii.iift.
'J ho lnt .iiinfrtiint.
'J'hrt fnllowini aro nia rf the nlrnnnffa
nbtuiiiud by Uiuajf Lewis' 86 I'cr CuiL J owJcroJ
r lrt. It la parked n an Iron rnn wf t b
ta nlill or rnmrivak'lo lid, easily Ukr-n off
:r mlleavinirtueciMiui-xiofioi.Mirej
ly aavimr tho tnnii.'. siiwiyttiuu. w
V -.danger (from Dyiiirf imrt;cij. aa
fjrTwuii oMier Lyon, which. lJiiif
a-ill I ill tho curia. Iiiiifa i
tiroUra Willi a huuxuer Ui giA
tho Lyo out.
Kcronil. Tt rx!njr a ne
UJpiiirilrr, you nn ram iha
' - A fi'l an. I i-our out ail t): n-
j U tnu, beuirf always rcauy fur
; . Tnlrd. A tcaT nni or morn ra:i no
'' nKd,a il water-wrftijulii. TiiWiii(r,
a 4 t t anrl tl U1 rt,imel to the ran. aud
thereby aavo Uie lalaiu of C 'Ul-iit
With othorLye ail nu'st Ik lj..lv.-.t
at once aivl used m a t. tujio, or the)
j atrvnirtn is pour.
TWte I-'..., r f 1, . A liaohltr euWu. Prv.
fnni .11 aUuHratlO' a.
Fifth. The brt Honp ran 1 Luio In fnna Ua
to twouty minute, with UiU I.va.
Kijtth. No failure i w'lilo In Tr.r.Vtnsr Roara
with th:. Ijra wheu the airuyia tutciiuut iriij
wxh foUowetT.
Hryrnlb. One) can cf tbi. Pow-lcnl I.i it
equal Ui twouty pounJa cf btl kii or WacL;.v
bixia.
Klhth. One can of thia T.ye H1 n-wr.,;y ,
Kuii1 luoroof sreane tbjn t:iv tirc jiiti :'.'l.1
, Ball Potauh.or P.!'.i-ii., t.
Ninth. Thia Lye Im Si ix cui-t I . -r t -u
any othi r I.yo or Toto h.
Tenth. One Ut two V zcjKinu! v ;.J . a
tut of the hardcHt vatt-r.
Elerenth. Odo tu-rtoon'i ! vV.: t .
ck-aiim binka, Drtini. i r
Invaluable for kiliir. I.v.r'i, V . .J.
Iht) beat axucU lor aL. u . ..
kak urxcnxatD ovt.t r-
(J.T.Lewis & K
rr-For .ale bv E. O. P0VEV . POX. CUTH-
Al AN & WcKliAC'H. !". S. WUITK, and W.
H.' EAKEK & CO, aud dealer, lu ceneial
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